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Joined 01-11-06, id: 968774, Profile Updated: 10-13-08
Author has written 2 stories for Maximum Ride, and Cherub.

'Ello Pplz

Welcome To My Profile

I'm a 15 year old Kiwi girl

Residing in Adelaide, Australia

Meh pen name's RokkiinMuffiiNPyRo (No Shit)

x+XObsessed WithX+x

~Fire~

~Animals~

~Music~

~Randomness~

~TWILIGHT~

x+XI AmX+x

~Hated by the 'Populars'~

~Loved by the 'Losers'~

~Slightly Rebellious~

~A Tomboy~

~Screwed up in the head~

~Freakin' Awesome~

TeChNo

MeTaL

PuNk

AlTeRn

HaRdCoRe

RoCk

SweetnesS+


Announce your anthems on the ceiling, we dance, annexed by power. Casual neck ties embrace, the hungry hunger further, images rule through the media, commercial orwellianism, producing unveiled icebergs, running transparent electrical cables, curving string ensembles, witnessed by hangings from flagpoles of souls avenged by Dr. Clock. Fresh pain, naked melting figures mixing the revolution against TV sentencing, at the hands of brutal men and their military business world. Let Us Instigate The Revolt, Down With The System!
-SYSTEM OF A DOWN-


RELIGION IS JUST A COMPLEX GIMICK PRODUCED BY THE MEDIA AND HIGHER OFFICIALS AT THE BEGINING OF OUR TIME TO CREATE CONFLICT AND WAR AMONGST THE NAIVE HUMANS THAT PLAGUE THE PLANET. WHAT MORALS AND GUIDELINES THAT HAVE BEEN GIVEN NOW CEASE TO EXIST AS DEVELOPMENT OF THE MIND CONTINUES AT A PACE NOT SUITABLE FOR THE GIVEN TIMES. WHAT DID GOD DO TO DESERVE US?

=Random Shit I've Said, Written Or Stuff That's Funny=

-Yeah, humanity is so fucked up it's not even funny anymore.. And yet, the whole concept of how totally screwed we all are is utterly hilarious

-I like to force all the unpleasant parts of life out of my mind and replace it with something completely random, awesome and hilarious so I don't end up as fucked up as the rest of the teenage race... Unfortunatly, reality is so harsh that I have to replace almost everything, completely screwing up my mind and murdering it to a nice, squishy pulp that manages to disorientate everything that happens and re-instate my standards of living... Well, that plan backfired...

-Spin all your troubles away.

-When in doubt, just think, what would Michael Jackson do?

-It's on obsession so insane I'll never be able to break free

-DUDE!! IT'S HENRY THE OCTOPUS ON DRUGS!!

-One day, I will climb the Empire State Building with Santa Claus on my back, then drop him off the edge, just to see if Superman comes to save him... His reindeer will be tied up and locked in a cupboard somewhere...

-OH MY GOD THE TOOTH FAIRY IS DEAD

-Why bother if you don't even care?

-I sold my sanity to the chinese leprechaun hooker at the bust stop for two shoelaces and a button

>>bAnds
Sum 41
Disturbed
System Of A Down
ACDC
Breaking Benjamin
The Hot Lies
The Getaway Plan
Linkin Park
Limp Bizket
Escape The Fate
Funeral For A Friend
Bowling For Soup
Iron Maiden
Killswitch Engage
Alanis Morrisette
Lost Prophets
Metallica
The Smashup
The Beatles
Underoath
Thrice
trivium
Korn
Senses Fail
Rage Against The Machine
Mindless Self Indulgence
Bullet For My Valentine
Guns And Roses
The Used
My Chemical Romance
30 Seconds To Mars
Paramore
Alexisonfire
Anberlin
Atreyu
The Bloodhound Gang
Blink 182
Fallout Boy
Lacuna Coil
Saosin
+MANY MORE

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Cullenary Educaton: Forks Sex Ed by MarcyJ reviews
Set at the End of Bella's Junior Year. Hilarity ensues when the Forks Gang is forced to endure Sex Education class with Coach Clapp. Chapter 1 is Jasper POV, and each subsequent chapter is from the perspective of a different character.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,726 - Reviews: 2129 - Favs: 3,540 - Follows: 1,645 - Updated: 8/28/2009 - Published: 4/2/2007
When Worlds Collide by KakaxIru2010 reviews
What happens when the flock ends up in Forks, Washington? Werewolves and vampires and bird kids, oh my! Edward x Bella Max x Fang Iggy x ? and the typical vampire couples from Twilight. Follows Saving the world and other extremne sports, after eclipse.
Maximum Ride - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,785 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 12/24/2008 - Published: 1/6/2008
Rules for Emmett Cullen by Kelsey Goode reviews
Rules of things Emmett Cullen is not allowed to do! Very funny!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 664 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 23 - Published: 9/27/2008 - Emmett - Complete
Max and HER Problems by Damien Ark reviews
The root of all evil, in Max's Case, is her own chocolate chip cookies. It's a cooking masterpiece gone wrong, and Max must save -and prank- the ones she loves with help from the Voice. Warning: Very OOC.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,474 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/31/2008 - Published: 6/21/2008
Hot Chocolate by just-your-average-kid reviews
A fluffy little one-shot that I came up with while trying to fall asleep one night, thought you might enjoy it. Edward discovers how much he like Hot Chocolate, especially when Bella's his Hot Chocolate...
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,028 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/20/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Where Are You Going? by musically inclined reviews
Where are you going with your long face pullin down. Don’t hide away like an ocean that you can’t see but you can smell, and the sound of waves crash down.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,000 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/20/2008 - Complete
The Birds and the Bees by Tee2007 reviews
Carlisle has The Talk with Edward so things are sure to go awry! The new chapter is finally here, thank you for waiting so patiently. Coming up next is Alice and Rosalie having The Talk with Bella, so stay tuned! Rated T for suggestive situations!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,989 - Reviews: 359 - Favs: 426 - Follows: 420 - Updated: 7/27/2007 - Published: 4/2/2007
Busted by ohxmyxria reviews
Takes place shortly after New Moon. It's the week before graduation. Bella and Edward decided their relationship is ready for a new level. But what happens when they are caught in the act? And by who! And what will follow that fateful night?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 39,674 - Reviews: 760 - Favs: 814 - Follows: 300 - Updated: 6/26/2007 - Published: 6/12/2007 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Attention, WalMart Shoppers by sillybella reviews
Edward has decided Bella needs protection. What kind ofprotection? The kind you can buy at Walmart. In the pharmacy.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,536 - Reviews: 1718 - Favs: 3,121 - Follows: 631 - Updated: 1/29/2007 - Published: 1/24/2007 - Complete
Sleeping Beauty by sillybella reviews
Post New Moon Edward angst. Charlie arrives while Edward and Bella are watching a movie. Bella has fallen asleep in Edward's lap.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,709 - Reviews: 362 - Favs: 868 - Follows: 138 - Published: 11/14/2006 - Complete
Hot Stuff by sillybella reviews
Emmett and Jasper are worried about Edward and Bella's relationship.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,742 - Reviews: 436 - Favs: 905 - Follows: 142 - Published: 10/18/2006 - Complete
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After Midnight reviews
I hate you," she said, her voice barely more than a soft whisper. He smiled at her, pulling her into a tight embrace. "Yeah, I know. I love you, too." A/U FAXNESS A/H
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,243 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 7/21/2009 - Published: 9/7/2008 - Fang, Max
Falling Away reviews
What would happen if James neber went to Cherub? He never became an agent, never earned his black shirt. Now, at 15 yrs old, he's involved in drugs and crime, and he's being hunted by the people who should have been his friends
Cherub - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,658 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 31 - Published: 4/27/2009