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Uh, sorry...if its not already obvious, Im not going to write fanfiction about twilight anymore. After studying English Lit at college, I discovered what true literature was and was consequently saved from the that was stephanie meyer. (opinion only)- some of her ideas were ok, but face it, it was hardly original, and despite acquiring a english qualification from god knows where, she is still unable to compose decent phrases or actually come up with a decent storyline without the need to constantly refer to the crappy repetitive sexual tension between B and E (and that takes up, what? 134 pages of each damn book?).

and...Bella physically causes me pain each time I attempt to read any of the books. Lets not get into how Kristen acted in the movies ok, because that's probably a further 2 reasons I refuse to watch Eclipse.

Im sorry to all those who reviewed my stories and were waiting for updates, Im still sincerely grateful to you for your invaluble support and despite what i wrote above, I have nothing against those who like twilight.

Hey, like it or not, people have different taste in literature and it always seems to evolve...lets hope into something better this time.

Thanks once again!



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Based On True Events by pandorasnotebook reviews
The Cullens go see the movie Twilight and the rest of the theater has be a captive audience to their constant need to narrate. Oneshot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,580 - Reviews: 319 - Favs: 404 - Follows: 67 - Published: 1/10/2009 - Complete
Great Grandfather by Amiiix3 reviews
Edward discovers some unwanted documents. A parody of SMeyer's writing style
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 815 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/23/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Hot Stuff by sillybella reviews
Emmett and Jasper are worried about Edward and Bella's relationship.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,742 - Reviews: 436 - Favs: 902 - Follows: 141 - Published: 10/18/2006 - Complete