Jonz
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Joined 01-12-06, id: 969037, Profile Updated: 09-20-11
Author has written 5 stories for Misc. Plays/Musicals, and South of Nowhere.

I've been around on the net for some time, generally under the name of ‘Jonz’ although I also use madasarainbow, i_radiate_gay or Jamie Castel. If you see a rainbow coloured Jubjub (remember Neopets?) avatar that's probably me as well. Those who have met me say it's a very close lookalike.

I’ve been on fanfiction since I was about 11 and have been writing random stuff ever since.

My most common source of inspiration is Spashley, the queer coupling from South of Nowhere.

I speak both English and French fluently, so though I don’t think I’ll ever publish my French stuff on here you never know. I'm full of surprises. Mrrr.
I can also do some translations if anyone’s interested. (Traductions, quelqu’un?) Feel free to ask.

You’ll generally see me writing gay stuff, because I’m just –that- sparkly. Add the glitter, darlings! Anyway. South of Nowhere, Mai Hime, Harry Potter (yes, I know…), The L Word and some band fics.

If you enjoy reading what I write, I can only recommend this piece of fiction written with a friend of mine, who is also a great writer. (Also?)

And if you really enjoy reading what I write, you can even drop me a PM or a review. I'll answer all reviews (eventually) and send you a little thank you note for faves and stuff.

Note: Regarding the 13th chapter of TPOR, people are more than welcome to send me a lenghty PM or email. I'll always be there, no matter what. Despite me being just a random, faceless freak on the internet. No one deserves to be alone.


Fics

Little deaths in musical beds - PATD - Complete (or is it?)

Childish Rhymes - South of Nowhere - Complete

The Power of Rainbows (TPOR) - South of Nowhere - Sequelled (>Tpots)

Team Spirit (Tpots) - South of Nowhere - In process

The kitten's name is Jack - South of Nowhere - Oneshot (Complete)

Subject: I think I'm in love - South of Nowhere - Coming soon!

Creative Loving ~ Saving Fanfiction - South of Nowhere - Coming soon!


Concerning Updates...

The confused reader hears the sound of paper ruffling madly as Jonz suddenly emerges from under her desk. Amazed at the simple fact the update-less author is alive, the reader tilts its head expectantly: "Mrow? Where are our updates? Are you going to finish TPOR? Update! Update! Updaaaaaate!". Jonz stares at the reader, aghast. And runs back under her desk, cuddling up in her nest of unfinished fics and work and Post-It notes and broken pencils and inkless pens and...

...Err. Yes. Dear readers, I am alive, though due to an unexpected moment of turbulence and maintenance work, writing was halted for an undetermined amount of time. Do not fear, though. My fics will get finished, and new ones are even on the way. I have received all of your desperate, angry, annoyed, bored, passionate, pleading PMs and I'm on my way, guys. Blame studies. And being in love.


Joint account with BehindTheWords : http://www.fanfiction.net/~skames
Completely worth checking out, especially if you liked The Power of Rainbows and Team Spirit.

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The Perfect Melody and the Perfect Rhyme by sinandmisery reviews
Chloe has a way of invading personal space and Beca can't figure out why she's not really interested in stopping her. Beca/Chloe.
Pitch Perfect - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 23 - Words: 43,414 - Reviews: 701 - Favs: 1,067 - Follows: 1,645 - Updated: 5/25 - Published: 11/2/2012 - Beca M., Chloe B.
Guard Your Heart by gottagetitoutofmyhead reviews
When Sergeant Spencer Carlin of the US Marine Corps was pulled out of Afghanistan for a special assignment at the White House, she thought life would get easier. Little did she know that nothing would be easy about protecting First Daughter Ashley Davies.
South of Nowhere - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 111,288 - Reviews: 608 - Favs: 340 - Follows: 632 - Updated: 3/28 - Published: 1/1/2013 - Spencer C., Ashley D.
Symmetry in Time by helebette reviews
After taking liberties with their timeline, I decided to splice together an Alex/Piper story of their pre-prison and post-prison lives together. Rated M for sexy stuff because these two are too awesome to keep apart for long. Some references to their time inside will also be made.
Orange Is the New Black - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,633 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 222 - Updated: 7/31/2014 - Published: 8/2/2013
Inter Nos by ethnewinter reviews
AU & OoC Disclaimer: Mai-Hime/Otome characters belong to Sunrise. The Mai-Hime/-Otome characters in a universe fashioned after the world of Ancient Rome.
Mai HiME - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 66 - Words: 1,017,286 - Reviews: 2637 - Favs: 924 - Follows: 745 - Updated: 4/15/2014 - Published: 10/2/2007 - Shizuru F., Natsuki K.
Feel It by EmZ2009 reviews
Naomi and Emily meet on a dinner date with their boyfriends at one of their flats. What happens when too much wine is consumed?
Skins - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 133,311 - Reviews: 503 - Favs: 304 - Follows: 250 - Updated: 3/18/2014 - Published: 11/25/2010 - Naomi C., Emily F. - Complete
Covering Up by FaeCym reviews
First part of the "Covers" Trilogy. It is a novel that starts at the immediate end of Season One. I own nothing! I edit sparingly and typos abound. These characters belong to Piper Kerman, and Jenji Kohan. Finished at 100 Chapters! This story is continued "Got This Covered" and then in "Covered in Kisses". Second season story is called " Going There"
Orange Is the New Black - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 100 - Words: 318,855 - Reviews: 2027 - Favs: 666 - Follows: 778 - Updated: 2/1/2014 - Published: 7/17/2013 - Piper C., Alex V. - Complete
X-Static Process by coldwomenwarmhearts reviews
It all started with a phone call (and a few insults). Heavy Alex/Piper. M-rated stuff. Completely AU.
Orange Is the New Black - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 28,156 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 283 - Follows: 534 - Updated: 12/29/2013 - Published: 7/30/2013 - Piper C., Alex V.
Comfortably Numb by WaveGoodbye reviews
A natural disaster prompts a successful Rachel Berry to record a tribute album for the victims and enlists her old Glee club for help as she believes it will appeal to a wider audience. The only person not to respond is Quinn, leaving Rachel no choice but to seek her out.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 238,859 - Reviews: 1009 - Favs: 575 - Follows: 625 - Updated: 10/30/2013 - Published: 8/18/2013 - Rachel B., Quinn F. - Complete
Points Underneath by breathe4her reviews
Life can take you places you've never thought imaginable – but is it possible that the imaginable is what you've been searching for all along? - Wash It All Away Sequel
South of Nowhere - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 124 - Words: 245,053 - Reviews: 2269 - Favs: 553 - Follows: 459 - Updated: 10/29/2013 - Published: 4/11/2009 - Complete
The Girls Next Door by ireallydontwantanametoday reviews
Naomi is working for the Fitches this summer and tries to win Katie over. Somewhere along the way she falls for Emily. Naomily.
Skins - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 59,294 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 8/22/2013 - Published: 12/1/2011 - Emily F., Naomi C.
Sweet Disposition by FaithSky reviews
Ok...so, Katie is an alternative model at Karen McClair's elusive agency, who ropes Emily in too. Naomi is a new photographer and the two start at roughly the same time. What will happen when all inhibitions are released? Naomily and others...have a re
Skins - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 128,482 - Reviews: 667 - Favs: 329 - Follows: 312 - Updated: 8/10/2013 - Published: 4/29/2010 - Emily F., Naomi C. - Complete
Starbooks by LoveTypeThing-SureTypeThing reviews
Naomi and Freddie own a book shop. And then they meet the neighbours. Rated M for later chapters.
Skins - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 56,367 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 202 - Updated: 6/25/2013 - Published: 5/7/2011 - Naomi C., Emily F.
Where the Wild Things Are by kickstergal reviews
CH 11 up. "Don't you patronize me. You know I know better than anyone what death does." She studied the pulse point of Jane's wrist. "Don't you dare think that I haven't considered what I'll need to do when it's you."
Rizzoli & Isles - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 19,145 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 315 - Updated: 3/30/2013 - Published: 5/31/2012 - J. Rizzoli, M. Isles
Breathing In Lightning by WaveGoodbye reviews
Spencer Carlin & Ashley Davies have been inseparable since diapers, so how did life tear them apart? Can they grow up without each other to lean on? They both know you can't hide from someone you've known forever.
South of Nowhere - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 27 - Words: 173,007 - Reviews: 660 - Favs: 366 - Follows: 395 - Updated: 12/29/2012 - Published: 9/21/2010 - Spencer C., Ashley D.
Please don't leave me by StayWithMeForTheKids reviews
Emily Fitch is a womanizer, she can have any woman she wants. When she and Cook make a bet , a certain blonde is picked to be taken by Emily's charms...Will Emily stick to her womanizing ways or will she find the one person to make her love again?-Completed
Skins - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 99,368 - Reviews: 425 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 8/5/2012 - Published: 3/22/2011 - Emily F., Naomi C. - Complete
Shutter by Godless Hippie reviews
AU. Emily's a photographer, Naomi's a journalist. When Emily's camera lens lands on those dangerous blue eyes of Naomi Campbell on a wedding, she doesn't have the heart to look away. Alternates to Emily and Naomi's POV.
Skins - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 88,168 - Reviews: 358 - Favs: 268 - Follows: 210 - Updated: 6/26/2012 - Published: 10/6/2011 - Emily F., Naomi C. - Complete
Addict'd by breathe4her reviews
Love. Sex. Music. So dirty, it's addictive.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,702 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 2/21/2011 - Published: 10/12/2010 - Quinn F., Rachel B.
Incomprehensible Desire by JustAnotherPseudonym reviews
Devil Wears Prada Movie. Miranda let Andrea go. MirAndy
Devil Wears Prada - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 33 - Words: 103,858 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 2/16/2010 - Published: 8/4/2008
Alibi by breathe4her reviews
Love is tested when two unlikely worlds collide forcefully together. Will there ever be a way for them to accept who they are?
South of Nowhere - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 46,080 - Reviews: 398 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 10/23/2009 - Published: 10/6/2009 - Ashley D., Spencer C. - Complete
Wish You Were by breathe4her reviews
Can love begin again where it painfully left off?
South of Nowhere - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 60,416 - Reviews: 523 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 7/8/2009 - Published: 4/19/2009 - Spencer C., Ashley D. - Complete
Wash It All Away by breathe4her reviews
High school can be hard on one’s heart, but the love it possesses can potentially destroy the very thing you’ve been working towards.
South of Nowhere - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 136 - Words: 254,351 - Reviews: 1208 - Favs: 640 - Follows: 180 - Updated: 4/11/2009 - Published: 5/30/2008 - Complete
You're My Girlfriend by BehindTheWords reviews
There are many different ways of officially getting together. Some are so adorable that people tend to imitate them years later, some just plain weird. This one is Ashley's. And Spencer's. And maybe someone else's as well...
South of Nowhere - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,001 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/7/2009 - Published: 10/30/2008
Revealing Reality by BehindTheWords reviews
Reality always kicks you in the stomach at the most unbecoming of times. You can’t afford to relax, because every moment can be your last. That’s why I hide from it.
South of Nowhere - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,419 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/20/2009 - Complete
Uncivil Union by urbankazoos reviews
A story based loosely on the movie "What Happens In Vegas." But you know, with a Spashley twist. Spencer and Ashley both spend a wild weekend in L.A., but when it's time to deal with the consequences, will they come in the form of a wedding ring?
South of Nowhere - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 26 - Words: 45,750 - Reviews: 323 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 12/1/2008 - Published: 9/27/2008 - Complete
Blanket of Stars by WaveGoodbye reviews
Very AU. Falling in love for the first time is scary enough, right? Add a ghost to the mix.
South of Nowhere - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 27 - Words: 86,398 - Reviews: 447 - Favs: 425 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 11/18/2008 - Published: 10/17/2008 - Complete
Watching Me, Watching You by BlinkMaster reviews
AU I enter the office cautiously, you never know what to expect with these people, and the last thing I need is some shock therapy in the morning. Who am I kidding? The last thing I need is to be here, in the morning, or ever, for that matter.
South of Nowhere - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 34 - Words: 172,772 - Reviews: 925 - Favs: 381 - Follows: 253 - Updated: 5/28/2008 - Published: 10/14/2007
Version of Fate Series by JustAnotherPseudonym reviews
AUish KiGo: When the sun rises they must go their separate ways and forget the soft touches and lingering caresses. But can they?
Kim Possible - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 28,038 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 8/19/2007 - Published: 6/7/2007 - Kim P., Shego - Complete
Symmetry by more-than-words reviews
10rose uber fluff fest. The Doctor reveals why he loves the human body so much, complete with his trademark ‘practical’ demonstrations.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,913 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/22/2006 - Complete
Stockholm Syndrome by starshards reviews
Betrayed by those he held dear, Kai Hiwatari is caged, unable to stretch his crimson wings, they won't let him fly anymore. He can only thank God that he has Rei by his side to help him dream. One shot. Yaoi KR
Beyblade - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,298 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/24/2004 - Complete
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The kitten's name is Jack reviews
Spencer sometimes forgot. It was like the rest, really. Sometimes it came, other times it went. But all that really mattered was that the kitten's name is Jack.
South of Nowhere - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,090 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/23/2010 - Ashley D., Spencer C. - Complete
Team Spirit reviews
Continuation to ‘The Power of Rainbows’. Ash and Spence, back together for another weekend – but are they really together this time? Is Hannah really a lesbian sex maniac? Is Dani straight? ...eww, no. All inside :p
South of Nowhere - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,562 - Reviews: 302 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 7/29/2009 - Published: 11/28/2008 - Ashley D., Spencer C.
The power of rainbows reviews
I read the title of your story and figured it was either really dumb or really funny. Really funny seems to be it." Trust the reader they say! Okay, they don't. But hey, Spashley with a laugh is worth a try! - and sorry for the awful title, I feel bad..
South of Nowhere - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 41,573 - Reviews: 357 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 4/27/2009 - Published: 6/7/2008 - Ashley D., Spencer C. - Complete
Childish Rhymes reviews
Spashley fluff : Is Spencer too young for this stuff? XP Edit: No longer fluff, rating gone up... Enjoy ;
South of Nowhere - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,142 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 1/2/2009 - Published: 6/4/2008 - Ashley D., Spencer C. - Complete
Little deaths in musical beds reviews
Panic at the disco fanfic. Ryan Ross is falling, lower and lower. Has he really reached the bottom?
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 561 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/2/2008 - Complete