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Joined 01-12-06, id: 969272, Profile Updated: 11-05-12
Author has written 14 stories for Naruto, One Piece, Legend of Zelda, Bleach, and Twilight.

WOW. Fell out of all my fandoms for a while. Blame Korean pop music and the gorgeous men who make it.

Anyway, haven't written anything in forever, but I've started reading manga again, which led me to reading fanfiction again, which led me to wanting to write fanfiction again. True story. And, as per usual, I feel like revamping all my old chaptered stories. I still have a bunch of ideas saved up in various places, and have a mind to find those and hop to.

So basically, my status is: writing here and there, re-writing everywhere, and generally being a jerk to people who actually like her writing by not doing more of it.

People Change is way outdated, but as I am clearly psychic, I waited until the plot aligned to serve me once more, except not really. But now I really feel good about fixing things (for the last time, I promise) while making everything all relevant to the timeline, more or less, hopefully, etc. etc. ad infinitum.

Alpha Male will also be getting a face lift, as well as minor plot rearrangements. My inner muse is very particular and always dissatisfied with what it finds in older work of mine. This may be a sign that I should just finish things rather than writing half of them, then leaving them to find and be disappointed in later. Hmm.

Numerous one-shot ideas for various fandoms are still percolating. That one other chaptered story I started and haven't updated on (that Bleach one, you know) is also percolating because the bits that didn't go into Chapter 1 (i.e. the bits for Chapters 2 and up) have yet to come together in the way I want them to. COOL STORY, BRO, except not because the stories are being stubborn.

My advice still remains: EXPECT NOTHING. That way, if there's a change, you'll be surprised! And if not, then you won't be disappointed, because you wouldn't have been expecting anything.

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I'm a lady of varying tastes. I'm hardly picky about anything, adept at procrastination, and am currently rather infatuated with the third Star Ocean game (always a sucker for Squeenix and all their obvious gay subtext).

I think I make a subconscious effort to neglect my own writing. And this, children, is because I am a meanie head.

But hey, at least I'm honest.

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Blisters on Her Feet by Annie Sparklecakes reviews
"I owe it to my team. I am going to CRUSH my competition, and take the title of Miss Konoha. It's your turn to look at my back - again!" CRACK. ShikaSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 20,353 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 242 - Updated: 7/28/2011 - Published: 7/11/2009 - Sakura H., Shikamaru N.
My Lady Sakura by therealesther reviews
AU. She was told that she had been only four years old when a tall, silver-haired young stranger had been found bleeding and unconscious in the rice field of a Haruno serf.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,572 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 716 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 3/19/2011 - Published: 4/27/2009 - Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
Uneasy coexistence by DeGlace reviews
One grinning shark–man. One pink–haired medic. Ankles. Teeth. Kisame x Sakura. Yes, you read that right.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 27,092 - Reviews: 816 - Favs: 873 - Follows: 851 - Updated: 5/23/2010 - Published: 7/9/2006 - Kisame H., Sakura H.
Somewhere I Have Never Travelled, Gladly Beyond by Wyntermute reviews
Naruto had been bragging all day that his new jutsu was his best yet. Sakura and her new situation beg to differ. Post timeskip. DeiSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 82,879 - Reviews: 1341 - Favs: 1,793 - Follows: 666 - Updated: 12/11/2008 - Published: 12/9/2006 - Sakura H., Deidara - Complete
A Laidback Guy by therealesther reviews
As previously stated, Hatake Kakashi was one extremely laidback guy. Except when it came to Haruno Sakura and people invading her personal space."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 877 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 362 - Follows: 32 - Published: 1/22/2008 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Rin's Love by isis black reviews
Sesshomaru knows his young ward is in love with him and ponders at sending her away when Rin meets a mysterious stranger that might change everything...SessRin all the way!
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 78,371 - Reviews: 355 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 1/2/2008 - Published: 12/13/2005 - Sesshomaru, Rin
Twelve Days of Christmas by Miss Soupy reviews
Sakura is depressed about being alone for the holidays, that is until she starts receiving gifts from her 'true love'. Will she figure out this gifters identity or will it turn out to be a horrible trick?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 19,554 - Reviews: 256 - Favs: 319 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 12/29/2006 - Published: 12/13/2006 - Sakura H., Naruto U. - Complete
On Her Sleeve by Expert Shinobi reviews
Sakura and Gaara embark on a journey to rid themselves of the demons that torment them. Gaara x Sakura.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 46,480 - Reviews: 271 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 6/18/2006 - Published: 1/17/2006 - Sakura H., Gaara
Expect Little Sleep Tonight by Citadel reviews
Just how many times can a girl get kidnapped and forced to work in a brothel? And what happens when Mugen is Fuu's first customer? He'll help her escape right? Yeah right! MugenFuu Romance, PostSeries, Warning: Adult Content, COMPLETE
Samurai Champloo - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 34,867 - Reviews: 510 - Favs: 1,169 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 4/22/2006 - Published: 3/27/2006 - Mugen, Fuu - Complete
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All the Difference reviews
Zoro is actually quite bright; it is only through personal observation that he has learned to act dumb.
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,428 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/11/2011 - Zoro - Complete
I'll Be Your reviews
Ichigo and Uryuu's friendship requires some... new adjustments.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,571 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/28/2011 - Uryuu I., Ichigo K.
Similarities reviews
Byakuya and Ichigo come to a bit of an understanding.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,467 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Byakuya K., Ichigo K. - Complete
The Second Time reviews
Follow-up piece to The First Time. Rangiku can't get enough of her newest hobby.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,645 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Ichigo K., R. Matsumoto - Complete
It All Comes Down to Chivalry reviews
Zoro considers the differences between how he and Sanji view the world.
One Piece - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 751 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/27/2009 - Zoro, Sanji - Complete
Blanket reviews
Uryu gives Ichigo a present. Ichigo takes it rather ungracefully.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 551 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 25 - Published: 9/6/2009 - Uryuu I., Ichigo K. - Complete
The First Time reviews
...Hitsugaya Gets Caught, in which Rangiku has way too much fun.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,433 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/6/2009 - T. Hitsugaya, R. Matsumoto - Complete
A Matter of Grace reviews
Sanji does not like to notice his shortcomings.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 575 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/6/2009 - Sanji - Complete
Twilit Abomination reviews
A mystery is afoot in Hyrule. A portal that should have been forever sealed has reopened. What else is to be done, but to call upon Link to deal with it? Spoilers for the end of Twilight Princess, sort of.
Crossover - Legend of Zelda & Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,262 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/6/2009 - Link - Complete
The Longest Mission reviews
Shino has chakra bugs. Kiba has a meddling sister. Neji has a headache.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,588 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 9/6/2009 - Neji H., Kiba I. - Complete
Oh The Terror reviews
Chouji is terrified. Shikamaru is quite the opposite.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 479 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Published: 7/24/2009 - Chōji A., Shikamaru N. - Complete
Concern reviews
Sanji realizes something.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,116 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 17 - Published: 7/24/2009 - Sanji, Zoro - Complete
The Duty of an Alpha Male reviews
Kiba is convinced that 'clan leader' is a synonym for 'fun suck', but you gotta do what you gotta do. And what he's gotta do is find himself a lady. Problem? Well...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,015 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 197 - Updated: 10/4/2008 - Published: 3/11/2007 - Kiba I., Sakura H.
People Change reviews
Sakura has changed over the years. Now the question is, who will actually notice and acknowledge this? SOON TO BE EDITED, LAST TIME, I PROMISE.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 31,305 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 6/7/2007 - Published: 5/5/2006 - Sakura H., Gaara
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  1. Smile for me............. Sai x Sakura
    Anime/Manga Naruto