perilouslipshide bio
 Author has written 17 stories for Naruto, One Piece, Legend of Zelda, Bleach, My Hero Academia/僕のヒーローアカデミア, and Twilight. I aim to write the kinds of stories I want to see in the world. A generous helping of naughtiness fixes my little red wagon right up. Powered by tea brewed strong as sin, sweet as hell, and hot as I can stand. With cream (wink wonk). On AO3 as perilouslips On Twitter @perilouslips DEC 2020: returning to Alpha Male in the spring! writing lots of Haikyuu!! (exclusively on Ao3) turns out diversifying your creative output is helpful to continuing to have creative output, who'dve thunk it |
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Uneasy coexistence by DeGlace reviews
One grinning shark–man. One pink–haired medic. Ankles. Teeth. Kisame x Sakura. Yes, you read that right.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 70,111 - Reviews: 1374 - Favs: 2,821 - Follows: 1,585 - Updated: 12/23/2015 - Published: 7/9/2006 - [Kisame H., Sakura H.] - Complete
Blisters on Her Feet by Annie Sparklecakes reviews
"I owe it to my team. I am going to CRUSH my competition, and take the title of Miss Konoha. It's your turn to look at my back - again!" CRACK. ShikaSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 20,353 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 283 - Updated: 7/28/2011 - Published: 7/11/2009 - Sakura H., Shikamaru N.
My Lady Sakura by therealesther reviews
AU. She was told that she had been only four years old when a tall, silver-haired young stranger had been found bleeding and unconscious in the rice field of a Haruno serf.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,572 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 1,307 - Follows: 217 - Updated: 3/19/2011 - Published: 4/27/2009 - Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
The Way of the Wind by just enough reviews
ANBU Captain Uchiha Itachi had things well planned out, until a medic-nin with ridiculous hair went and made herself interesting. Sakura insisted she was just doing her job, but Itachi didn't quite see it that way. Non-massacre AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 158,543 - Reviews: 4397 - Favs: 10,606 - Follows: 4,098 - Updated: 1/20/2011 - Published: 3/17/2008 - [Itachi U., Sakura H.] Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Somewhere I Have Never Travelled, Gladly Beyond by Wyntermute reviews
Naruto had been bragging all day that his new jutsu was his best yet. Sakura and her new situation beg to differ. Post timeskip. DeiSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 82,879 - Reviews: 1458 - Favs: 2,369 - Follows: 853 - Updated: 12/11/2008 - Published: 12/9/2006 - Sakura H., Deidara - Complete
A Laidback Guy by therealesther reviews
As previously stated, Hatake Kakashi was one extremely laidback guy. Except when it came to Haruno Sakura and people invading her personal space."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 877 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 708 - Follows: 115 - Published: 1/22/2008 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Twelve Days of Christmas by Miss Soupy reviews
Sakura is depressed about being alone for the holidays, that is until she starts receiving gifts from her 'true love'. Will she figure out this gifters identity or will it turn out to be a horrible trick?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 19,554 - Reviews: 293 - Favs: 453 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 12/29/2006 - Published: 12/13/2006 - Sakura H., Naruto U. - Complete
Expect Little Sleep Tonight by Citadel reviews
Just how many times can a girl get kidnapped and forced to work in a brothel? And what happens when Mugen is Fuu's first customer? He'll help her escape right? Yeah right! MugenFuu Romance, PostSeries, Warning: Adult Content, COMPLETE
Samurai Champloo - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 34,867 - Reviews: 574 - Favs: 1,592 - Follows: 232 - Updated: 4/22/2006 - Published: 3/27/2006 - Mugen, Fuu - Complete
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Standards reviews
Katsuki holds himself to a very high standard, and he's amazing at almost anything he puts his mind to. Relationships never made that list. Luckily, Kirishima Eijirou steps in to pick up his slack. [Sleepy Cat Coffee House AU, quirks but no heroes]
My Hero Academia/僕のヒーローアカデミア - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,778 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/10/2020 - [Katsuki B., Eijiro Kirishima]
The Fate of the Alpha Male reviews
A fiery kunoichi who accepts no substitutions. A convoluted grudge plot. A meddling great-aunt. Did someone say love was easy? Kiba's got his work cut out for him. [KibaSakura] Slow burn, sprinkled with citrus.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 58,760 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 200 - Updated: 7/3/2020 - Published: 2/22/2020 - [Sakura H., Kiba I.] Ino Y., Shino A.
Sleepy Cat Coffee House: Way-Station for Freaks
Sometimes you have no direction in life. And sometimes life drops a coffee shop in your lap. - coffee shop AU drabbles, quirks but no heroes
My Hero Academia/僕のヒーローアカデミア - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 876 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/3/2020 - Shouta A./Eraserhead
The Duty of an Alpha Male reviews
Kiba is convinced that 'clan leader' is a synonym for 'fun suck', but you gotta do what you gotta do. And what he's gotta do is find himself a lady. Problem? Well... Feb. 2020: RETIRED, reborn as Fate of the Alpha Male
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 22,210 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 207 - Updated: 2/22/2020 - Published: 3/11/2007 - Sakura H., Kiba I.
All the Difference reviews
Zoro is actually quite bright; it is only through personal observation that he has learned to act dumb.
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,428 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/11/2011 - Zoro - Complete
I'll Be Your reviews
Ichigo and Uryuu's friendship requires some... new adjustments.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,571 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/28/2011 - Uryuu I., Ichigo K.
Similarities reviews
Byakuya and Ichigo come to a bit of an understanding.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,467 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Byakuya K., Ichigo K. - Complete
The Second Time reviews
Follow-up piece to The First Time. Rangiku can't get enough of her newest hobby.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,645 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Ichigo K., R. Matsumoto - Complete
It All Comes Down to Chivalry reviews
Zoro considers the differences between how he and Sanji view the world.
One Piece - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 751 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/27/2009 - Zoro, Sanji - Complete
Blanket reviews
Uryu gives Ichigo a present. Ichigo takes it rather ungracefully.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 551 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 28 - Published: 9/6/2009 - Uryuu I., Ichigo K. - Complete
The First Time reviews
...Hitsugaya Gets Caught, in which Rangiku has way too much fun.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,433 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/6/2009 - T. Hitsugaya, R. Matsumoto - Complete
A Matter of Grace reviews
Sanji does not like to notice his shortcomings.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 575 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/6/2009 - Sanji - Complete
Twilit Abomination reviews
A mystery is afoot in Hyrule. A portal that should have been forever sealed has reopened. What else is to be done, but to call upon Link to deal with it? Spoilers for the end of Twilight Princess, sort of.
Crossover - Legend of Zelda & Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,262 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/6/2009 - Link - Complete
The Longest Mission reviews
Shino has chakra bugs. Kiba has a meddling sister. Neji has a headache.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,588 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/6/2009 - Neji H., Kiba I. - Complete
Oh The Terror reviews
Chouji is terrified. Shikamaru is quite the opposite.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 479 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Published: 7/24/2009 - Chōji A., Shikamaru N. - Complete
Concern reviews
Sanji realizes something.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,116 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 20 - Published: 7/24/2009 - Sanji, Zoro - Complete
People Change reviews
Sakura has changed over the years. Now the question is, who will actually notice and acknowledge this? SOON TO BE EDITED, LAST TIME, I PROMISE.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 31,305 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 6/7/2007 - Published: 5/5/2006 - Sakura H., Gaara
Staff of:
- Smile for me............. Sai x Sakura
Anime/Manga Naruto