Stand Alone Battle A.I
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Joined 01-13-06, id: 969504, Profile Updated: 07-06-11
Author has written 7 stories for Kim Possible, Valkyrie Profile, and Mass Effect.

As far back as i can remember, I've always been a sucker for an anti-hero, or villain story in general. Not that I can fault traditions, but it always seems like its always the same predictable good guy, versus the the bad guy, who always seems to have the advantage because he can fight dirty. In essence, at least to me, the bad guys always seem to have the edge, because they don't need to follow the rules.

I like to think that Clint Eastwood said it best, in the movie Gran Turino "Ever notice how you come across somebody, once in a while, that... you shouldn't have fucked with... That's me..." And that is exactly what i love, that moment, when somebody realizes that they may have come across somebody that worse than themselves. That's why i like characters like Hrist Valkyrie, and Shego.

I interpret them as... reformed, i guess is the best way to put it.

They go forth, and aspire for a better cause, even in defiance of the people that may hate them. And of course, someone will come along, and view them as the prey, simply because of the rolls that they play, but that doesn't mean that they can't remember how to be a predator.

But don't get me wrong, everybody loves a hero. They're courageous, and often, are the last thing standing in the way of certain doom. Every story needs em'.

But... Sometimes the best one suited for the job, is the one who knows what it's like to be in that role. Even if nobody else wants them.

Anyway, thanks for taking the time to read the mindless babbling of a Stand Alone Battle A.I.

7/5/11

Not dead! I'm sorry I haven't updated in forever, but i swear that I'm working on chapter 6 to Full Circle. I'll update as soon as possible!

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Anyway, I've Been There by Caleb Nova reviews
It's the same place they left, but Dipper and Mabel aren't the same people who left it. A story of the uneven after, new friends, new family, and the promise of another summer. (Gradual Dipcifica, Mystery Twins bonding, family ties, and the Power of Friendship — anthyding can hadplen!)
Gravity Falls - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 46 - Words: 99,370 - Reviews: 521 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 351 - Updated: 11/29 - Published: 3/22 - [Dipper P., Pacifica N.] Mabel P., Soos
Fools Fall In by thegoffietwerb reviews
The path to True Love is an arduous one. After years of bad luck, the girl of Krillin's dreams has finally walked into his life. But unfortunately - so has the woman of his nightmares. A Romantic Comedy... with Cyborgs.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 59,253 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 1/25 - Published: 4/19/2010 - Krillin, Android 18
The End of an Era by LuxDragon reviews
The Reapers have begun their cycle of extinction upon a galaxy unprepared for them. The fate of Earth, and all life, rests in the hands of one man. Shepard must unite everyone to create a galactic armada to fight a war unprecedented in scale against a foe that has never been beaten. However, the Illusive Man, and his rogue organization, Cerberus, have other goals in mind...
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 142,985 - Reviews: 359 - Favs: 377 - Follows: 386 - Updated: 12/25/2015 - Published: 5/30/2012 - [Shepard (M), Miranda L.]
Dipifica Shorts by Viceroy Elf reviews
Sometimes I write things, and sometimes these things are about Dipper and Pacifica and I'm deeply sorry about that. Fluff inside. Please consider that everything before chapter 8 was written before 'Northwest Mansion Mystery' and may seem out of context with the show.
Gravity Falls - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 21,860 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 424 - Follows: 346 - Updated: 12/4/2015 - Published: 11/14/2014 - [Dipper P., Pacifica N.] - Complete
So Cool by Krillin Fan reviews
Krillin's starting a new career, and his wife isn't terribly thrilled with it. At least, until she hears the reason why. For K/18 Day. (9/18)
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,780 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/18/2015 - [Android 18, Krillin] Marron - Complete
Gabby and Ken by JoeLaTurkey reviews
Will the Normandy's favourite double-act ever realise their potential as a couple? Let's find out. Kenneth/Gabriella
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 104,104 - Reviews: 340 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 229 - Updated: 10/7/2014 - Published: 2/21/2011 - Gabby D., Ken D.
Kill Avant Kill by Hejin57 reviews
A prequel story, detailing the early years of your favorite sharp-toothed tennis girl and short screaming boxer, Omiko Hakodate and Takaharu Fukoroda! So what were their first days in Honnōji Academy like? And how did they earn their first One-Star Uniforms? And, is their past together maybe a little more complicated than it seems? Well, you'll just have to read to find out!
Kill la Kill/ キルラキル - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 26,693 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 4/6/2014 - Published: 3/17/2014 - O. Hakodate, T. Fukoroda
Personal Assistant by WhiteWorms100 reviews
Kelly never wanted to meet Commander Shepard. And now that she finally met her, she wished she never joined Cerberus. Kelly/FemShep. Silly weirdness and OOC warning.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,652 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 10/4/2012 - Published: 6/15/2012 - Shepard (F), Kelly C.
The Celestial Maiden by LotornoMiko reviews
A Faerie Tale version of VP, based on the bird maiden tale. Lezard captures Lenneth, a celestial maiden from the heavens by stealing her helmet. Mystina's along for the ride to help him woo the fair maiden. Will he suceed? Read and find out!
Valkyrie Profile - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 50,854 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/23/2008 - Published: 12/3/2007 - Lenneth V., Lezard Valeth - Complete
Kim Possible: Temporal Directives by PC Denton reviews
A routine mission for Kim and Ron goes bad for both sides of the law. Ron and Shego are both MIA. All of this on the eve of a villainous plot to destroy the future as we know it. Can Kim still save the world? Is Ron and Shego really gone for good? CH14 Up
Kim Possible - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 66,100 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 10/10/2007 - Published: 5/26/2005 - Ron S., Shego
The Art of Conversation by Lacey52 reviews
Dead is it? Why yes, yes it is. SxD and AU. Enjoy. First arc in the Arts Collection. One down, four or so more to go...
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 130,968 - Reviews: 242 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 7/15/2007 - Published: 12/15/2006 - Danny F., Sam M. - Complete
It Didn't Begin Well by enpauriel reviews
Mulder and Scully are called in on the day before Christmas to sort out some missing files.
X-Files - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 19,139 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 4/17/2007 - Published: 7/4/2006 - F. Mulder, D. Scully
Blackbird by WingsOfMorphius reviews
Raven 'volunteered' to go Undercover at Casper High to find out more about the elusive Phantom! Between fighting paranormal beings, declaring war on cheerleaders and even befriending the klutzy yet mysterious Danny Fenton, that is. -Discontinued-
Crossover - Teen Titans & Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 63,148 - Reviews: 1036 - Favs: 564 - Follows: 483 - Updated: 10/23/2006 - Published: 11/19/2005 - Raven, Danny F. - Complete
Size Doesn't Matter by donki-shouben reviews
Story like a TV episode! Kim shrinks! Lots of action & humor! Drakken, Shego, cheerleading, science fiction, exoskeleton, wrestling, sabre tooth tiger, flea circus, black hole, 'giant ' bugs, superheroics, midget Kim, mini Kim & micro Kim, and more!
Kim Possible - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,515 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/26/2005 - Kim P., Drakken - Complete
Not Quite Heroes by MatthewC reviews
A dangerous piece of hightech equipment has been stolen from a secret lab, and a familiar duo sets out to retrieve it. The twist? The lab belongs to a blueskinned mad scientist, which means the duo are Drakken and Shego. High Adventure, bad guy style!
Kim Possible - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 80,880 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 10/30/2005 - Published: 7/2/2005
Unmerciful by Voodoo Cannonball reviews
UPDATED! Chapter 12 is up! Someone (or something) is killing off people in a Russian neighborhood of Cleveland, Ohio. Victims are mysteriously frozen to death at home and M&S are called in. Set during March 1996 (Season 3).
X-Files - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 12 - Words: 43,210 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/5/2005 - Published: 8/27/2004 - F. Mulder, D. Scully
Art Class by damandabear 2 reviews
Mulder and Scully take an art class together, and Scully hopes for more than just friendship. (The story is better than the summary.)COMPLETE!
X-Files - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 28,264 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/19/2005 - Published: 3/17/2005 - F. Mulder, D. Scully - Complete
Boogey by Creedog VanDrey reviews
Mulder and Scully go to Texas to investigate a case on Spontaneous Human Combustion. Then they have fun ideas about the annual FBI Picnic and Ball.
X-Files - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,208 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Published: 5/9/2005 - F. Mulder, D. Scully - Complete
Unexpected by Fabius Maximus reviews
Companion to Enemies. Chapter XIV: The end.
Kim Possible - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 24,509 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 4/26/2005 - Published: 4/3/2005
Kim Possible: The Fate of the Monkey Master by Geor-sama reviews
Kim and Ron are a couple. But now Ron must face his worst fear, Monkey Fist and decide his fate once and for all.
Kim Possible - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 170,380 - Reviews: 346 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 12/25/2004 - Published: 1/9/2004 - Kim P., Ron S. - Complete
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Therapy at Muzzle Velocity reviews
The Kelly Chambers underdog story. Harbinger has no idea what he's gotten himself into...
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 45,142 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 8/1/2014 - Published: 9/4/2011 - Kelly C.
De Snippets reviews
Reading this may result in a high statistical probability of death by gunshot. A punch to the face is also likely.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,633 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 3/20/2014 - Published: 5/8/2012
Duel reviews
The crossover that nobody asked for... Garrus Vakarian versus Slenderman.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Horror/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,023 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/14/2013 - Garrus V.
Nightmares and Dreamscapes reviews
Warning: may cause excess recycling...
Valkyrie Profile - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,981 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/4/2011 - Published: 12/31/2010 - Hrist V., Arngrim
Full Circle reviews
Join Hrist, as she continues her quest across midgard, to ensure that everyone gets their daily recommended dose of iron. With an iron sword
Valkyrie Profile - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 61,235 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 8/8/2011 - Published: 3/11/2010 - Hrist V., Arngrim
Sunset reviews
Something came through, something... that doesn't belong. Can Lezard save Platina, from something he doesn't even understand?
Valkyrie Profile - Rated: K - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,395 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/3/2011 - Lenneth V., Lezard Valeth
Lock, Stock And Two Smoking Nacos reviews
Action! Romance! Gas guzzling cars and the stinky undead! this is a repost. KR, AU
Kim Possible - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,193 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/11/2007