Author has written 11 stories for Watership Down, Warriors, Naruto, Guardians of Ga'Hoole, Maximum Ride, Twilight, and El Tigre.
OATH TO THE REVIEW REVOLOUTION
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I AM: cats, Japan, music, pouring rain, feral, green (as in earth friendly), Fire, Leo, lost, love. Always love.
Favs. in general: Scrubs, Law and Order: SVU, Megaman, Warriors, Guardians of Ga'hoole, Guitar Hero (how I love guitar hero), Full Metal Alchemist, The Nine Lives of Romeo Crumb, The Sight (changed my life), Wolf's Rain, Watership Down (also changed my life), Danny Phantom, Avatar, Inuyasha, Varjak Paw, Shaman King, Kingdom Hearts, DNAngel and Free Collars Kingdom. The His Dark Materials trilogy by Philip Pullman- seriously, these were probably the most amazing, beautiful, influential, life-changing books I've ever put my hands on. It's right up there with The Sight and Watership Down. Read them. Like, right now, right this instant. If every person in the world read these books (with an open mind- there are may be a handful of points that some may find slightly controversial), we'd have world peace. Trust me, you will not regret it.
Fav. Chars: Firestar, Leafpool, Brambleclaw, Squirrelflight, Jaypaw, Lionpaw, Hollypaw, Feathertail, Crowfeather, Graystripe, Whitestorm, Yellowfang, Brightheart, Frostfur, Littlecloud, Mistyfoot, Stonefur, Stormfur, Tallstar, Onestar, Ravenpaw, Sorreltail, Mothwing, Cody, Spottedleaf, Crookedstar, TOBOE! (wails in sorrow, Poor, beautiful Toboe. sniffle) Tsume, Hazel, Bigwig, Fiver, Larka, Fell, Skop (the first), Bran (the wolf), Soren, Gylfie, Twilight, Ezylrib, Coryn, Manta (whatever, if you got a problem with that, sue me. i just love the little guy!), Stabler, Benson, Huang, Tutuola, Munch, Soren, Gylfie, Otulissa, Doc Finebeak, Shinji, Kaworu.
Fav. Pairings: FirexSand, LeafxCrowfeather, FeatherxCrowpaw, BramblexSquirrel, BluexOak(heart, that is), GrayxSilver, BrightxCloud, BrackenxSorrel, LionxHeather, NaruxHina, KakaxIru (yes, i'll admit it, what's so wrong with it anyways?), LarkaxKar, JDxCox (yes, I'll admit it too, I have a thing for this pairing. it'd never actually happen but one can dream, I suppose) ShinjixKaworu (it's freakin canon! omg!)
Chars I Hate: Tigerstar, Hawkfrost, Ashfur, Brook, Darkstripe, Brokentail, Russetfur, Oakfur, Cedarheart and Ivypaw. DIE NIGHTCLOUD AND BREEZEPAW! (Crowfeather and Leafpool belong together!) Slavka, Orochimaru, Hao, Ifghar, Nyra, I HATE Striga (stabbity stabbity stab stab stab)- just to name a few.
Books from my favorite series's that are coming out soon:
July 7, 2008: Out! Pick of the Litter volume 4 (the manga not the 2nd grade series) it was good ;3
Summer 2008: Out! Melting Stones (#2 - "The Circle: The Circle Reforged" - Tamora Pierce) wah! it was amazing >w
We're expecting another Warriors super edition (the first super edition was between the first and second serieses((sp?)), centering around firestar and sandstorm) that will be about bluestar (yay).
"Do you think she can do the broken cowboy?"-Foreman
"God, I hope so." -Thirteen
If you've ever ... :
If you've ever slammed a revolving door, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you wish you were a Clan cat, copy this to your profile, and add your name to the list: Troublestripe, Loyalflame, Hawkfire, Wildheart
If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you've choked on nothing and wondered how that was even possible, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you hate Breezepaw and Nightcloud with all your heart, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you are bored and like to write stuff, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you've ever forgotten what you were talking about in the middle of a conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever been/are so obsessed with something that now everyone you know is scared of you, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you love the rain, copy and past this onto your profile.
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If you've met your not-blood related twin (in resemblance or personality), copy and paste this in your profile. (dude, it was weird)
If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.
If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever stayed up for over 40 hours continuously just because you frickin' could, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have your own little world(s), copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever started laughing uncontrollably, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile
If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear bating, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery etc.) then copy this into your profile!
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question or given a completely stupid answer (100 - 16 DOES NOT = 94), copy and paste this one your profile.
If you have a fanfiction account, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever spelled your name wrong, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you ran up a "Down" escalator, or vice versa, copy this into your profile.
If you frequently have conversations with yourself and/or fictional characters from your favorite books, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you and your best friend are equally insane and therefore cannot be seperated by anything less powerful than a crowbar, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't even remember why you were talking in the first place, copy and paste this into your profile.
92 percent of American teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be the 8 percent that woud be laughing their butts off.
There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.
CATS ROCK MY SOCKS! If you think cats are awesome, copy this to your profile, and add your name to this list: Brambleclaw's Babe, Amber Sea, Mistwing, Littlewhisker, Sakeraa, Sparrowflight, Griffenclaw, Katklaws
If you have ever fallen up a flight of stairs, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, (actually I have) Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki (I do all the time!), WeaselChick, Celyna ( i fall up the steps to school every time i go up them... sadly...), SSAHC, Sanoon, Phantom-Flames, Leopardheart (just once, but still...), Littlwhisker (I do it all the time so get over it!), Sakeraa (I blame it on my new sandals), Katklaws (multiple times, actually)
For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I’m BRUNETTE, so I MUST be ugly and jealous.
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch/ass-hole.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive, immature and irresponsible.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch/ass-hole.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read COMICS, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE., so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT, so I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins.
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against abortion.
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to Renaissance Fairs, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love MARCHING BAND, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I an friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I’m SOUTHERN, so I MUST be stupid and rascist.
I allow myself to CRY, so I MUST be a wimp.
I plan to join the MILITARY, so I MUST be incapable in all other fields.