About Me

Status: In the madhouse

Hometown: Austin

Pennames: The Goddess of the Madhouse, The Rebel Goddess, The Byakko, Mystery Goddess, The Demon of Eternity, The Demon of the Madhouse(yup, REEEEAL origginal), and Light Alchemist.Sai's abs ( I wish)

Hiya, I'm GOTM let's see, about me. I love the madhouse,an insane fanfic with its own site, google Kiara,and Britt madhouse if you wanna find it. My IQ's pretty high up there, that doesn't mean I can spell though... I'm completely insane (I have a card to prove it!) and I like to yell random things then again who doesn't? I've just discovered that I'm insane legally,it may have something to do with the voices in my head.

I like: Anime, Tv, my computer, music, drawing, singing, reading, wrighting, daydreaming, the voices in my head, cats, swimming, studying Wicca(even though I 'm not wiccan, and as an added bonus It drives my parents crazy), remembering my dreams, supernatural creatures.

I don't like: People who giggle too much, my parents asking me things, homework.

BakuraXMarik

Theif KingX Bakura

YamiX Bakura

Akatsuki pairings, doesn't matter who, it's just too funny.

Couples I don't like

TeaXMai (yes it's been done)

TristanXJoey

. Kaiba wears belts on his feet

. one thing we never hope to see(yet strangely do...) but write in our fanfics anyway-Bakura in a miniskirt.

Kakashi's sanity isn't in question here, we allready know he's insane.-Tora

Makenna: You guys suck! (me and one of my friends stole her gadorade, but we won't tell her who)

Tora: Yeah but which one?

Bakura's attidude is almost as bad as his breath.-Tora ( I have a LOT of time in boiogy class)

(from YUGIOH JULIE STYLE after Yami yugi ryou and Bakura are all given diffrent bodies)

Yugi: Ok great now how do we explain this to everyone?

Julie: I thought about it and I've decided that you guys can be long lost twins.

Bakura: No one would be stupid enough to belive that.

Julie: (kicks bakura in the head, (he's still tied up)) Who asked you?

I'm sofa king retard, try saying that really fast, and you'll know what I mean. -Metamorpha

This is an excerpt from butt sticking no jutsu by the violent tomboy:

Kakashi and Itachi were exchanging punches and kicks, until Itachi finally managed to go past Kakashi’s defenses and kick him to the ground.

He quickly pinned him down and activated the Mangekyou Sharingan, ready to start the Tsukuyomi. At that moment, Yumeko was coming around, rubbing her head. Turning to see her ‘Kaka-chan’ on the ground with a guy leaning over him, she immediately got the wrong idea.

“GET OFF OF HIM YOU GAY FREAK! HE‘S MINE!” she screeched as she reached into her pouch again and pulled out what appeared to be a tiny black marble. With a sweep of her arm, she sent it flying at him, who jumped out of the way before he could hurl Kakashi into a world of genjutsu. The marble exploded in front of Kakashi’s face.

“Oh no,” she gasped before Itachi punched her in the gut and sent her sprawled next to Sakura. The ‘marble’ was actually a special gaseous drug compressed into a tiny space.

At contact at something solid with enough force, the drug was to be released. It caused the person affected with it to make his movements sluggish, distort his vision, and cause him to act like he was drunk from drinking a couple gallons worth of alcohol.

It would wear off in a few minutes, but until then… “Oh man,” Kakashi’s words were slurred as he leaning on a tree for support. “Say lady, you are fine. Are you wearing a mirror in your pants because I can see myself in them,” he told the boulder next to him. Itachi was pretty sure that he wouldn’t cause him anymore trouble.

(Walk halfway down the stairs to see my little sister on the steps having a tantrum)

Me: mom why is Sonja screaming like a rabid monkey that just got taken off ridelin?

As you know, Sakura loves Sasuke, Naruto likes Sakura, and Sasuke hates the world~ iwriteokstories

I'm going to stab you with a piece of cheese!-Sarra, when I let her out one day...

Makenna: You stupid jew! (to me)

Tora: Hey at least I'm not a morman.(Makenna's a morman)

Terry: What' s wrong with mormans?(so is Terry)

Ashly: Everything.(how true)

God said 'let there be light', and Chuck Norris said 'Say please'-Mark

Iruka sat in his living room sipping tea and watching the news quietly when he heard a loud crash coming from the kitchen. “What in the world…” he whispered when he entered the room to find Kakashi coming in through the window, one foot in the sink. “What are you doing?” Iruka asked helping Kakashi to the floor. “Well you see… there were these drunken squirrels that attacked me on my way home. I saw your house nearby and quickly escaped their squirrelly wrath by sneaking into your window.” There was a long silence and then Iruka sighed. “Would you like some tea?” Kakashi nodded with a smile impressed by how all his evil plots came out perfectly…-Catgirl Akai~ from Gaara's hit list

"You like to wear a lot of trenchcoats." Seto blinked and looked down at her, face stoic. "You laugh like a cow." Tea's eyebrow twitched. "Kaiba, I wasn't insulting you." He blinked at her. "Oh.

The following are excerpts from 'Three wishes can really screw you up' by spykitty:

“I’m a… girl again… That means we’re back to normal!” Sasuke happily said, then realized he was happy to be a girl again and shut up.

“Yep… But, Sasuke, are you gonna hang out with Hinata anymore?” Sakura asked.

“No, probably not. Why?” Sasuke asked.

“Do you want to go out sometime?” Sakura bluntly asked.

“Two words- Sexual harassment.” Sasuke responded.

“What?” Sakura asked.

“You asking me out a lot is sexual harassment.” Sasuke responded.

“Why did you answer with THAT?” Naruto asked.

“Ask a stupid question, get a stupid question… But anyway, I’d rather go out with Hinata than you.” Sasuke stated.

“You wouldn’t dare.” Sakura said.

They then noticed Hinata walking not too far ahead of them. Sakura and Naruto then noticed a smirk across Sasuke’s face.

“Hey, Hinata! Want to go out sometime!” Sasuke yelled through the giant, crowded market place.

“I don’t think she heard you. Can you scream a little louder?” Naruto muttered.

Hinata turned around to face Sasuke, looked to her right where Neji looked like he was about to explode, then she faced Sasuke again.

“Um, sure, I guess.” Hinata muttered just loud enough for Sasuke to hear.

Naruto burst out laughing, Sakura just about fainted and Sasuke ran over to Hinata.

“Want to help me go hunt down (and most likely kill) Ino?” Sasuke asked.

“Sure,” Hinata responded, now holding Sasuke’s hand as the two walked off.

Their trip was relatively uneventful, besides finding Duke and Tristen making-out in a duck(bush)~bitch slap love (don't ask...)

“No…get away from me,” Sasuke muttered.

Naruto raised an eyebrow.

“No! I don’t wanna…”

Naruto wondered what kind of nightmare Sasuke was having right now. It sounded pretty bad.

“Don’t wanna get eaten by giant, man-eating…”

Naruto strained his ears.

“Bras.”

Naruto laughed so hard that it was a wonder Sasuke didn’t wake up.

-butt sticking jutsu/the bottom trouble~the voilent tomboy

Give me an S! Give me a P! Give me an A! Give me a Z! What does that spell? …No really what does that spell?-Reiko and sai rhymes with pie in your eye.

“Yo, where be the emo kid?” Kakashi asked, making a glorified cameo in this story-the seduction of uchiha itachi

“Now for the weather, with Nara Shikamaru.” He said. Shikamaru walked up to the weather map irritant and looked towards the camera.

“This is so troublesome. It’s going to rain forever, and we’re all going to die.” Shikamaru stated.-konoha news

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