Author has written 6 stories for Teen Titans, and Recess.
Name : Coffeebeads is my pseudonym (look it up, previously: hippiepie, before that, ICollectBananas. What can I say, I'm fickle). In case you were wondering, I do have a name, just not one for you to know. (And yes, I am a girl)
Age : teen - say no more or I'll totally go mood swing on you - grrr
Hair : Long, Blondey Brown (but more blonde) Dirty blonde/Dishwater blonder, call it what you will, I still think it's relatively clean.
Eye Colour : Dark Brown
Location : Swingy chair by my computer
Height : 169.95 cm
Weight : Nobody knows (ooweeoo)
Personality : Sarcastic, occasionally insulting. But overall nice and funny. Well...if not funny then jokey. Normally optomistic but (being the teenager I am) you may never be too sure how to act around me.
Things that REALLY annoy me: That guy on the other end of the phone if your call doesn't come through.
Leprechauns. (Oh I hate them so very much, I want them all to just die! They are known to sneak out at night and knock over hay. And you know what? I think they go cow tipping too! Grrr... Evil EVIL little men.)
That stupid joke about Uranus.
The way Sims2 always crashes on my computer.
Everyone always having a go at dead old Hitler. He was mean. We get it.
This perverted little wasp that lives in my school. He sat on my butt once. And my sandwich! tho, i still ate that sandwich. it was a gooood sandwich.
When pop-up ads appear and then stop responding on my computer, I'm telling you, it's happened way too often to not be suspicious any more.
Dead batteries. they just lie around. and sit there. staring at you.
Have you ever tried grilling anything? It's so hard. I spent like 20 mins trying to thaw our this burger and nothing happened.
Things that I am afraid of:
The feeling of something slicing through skin like a papercut or glass or a razor. Pin prick is ok, it's just 'slicing'. Whoa, I just shuddered.
The feeling of cotton wool balls.
Certain types of aliens really freak me out.
Fleas do too. At one time, my house was infested with them. We've treated our cat and then he was the only thing in our house that was entirely flea-free. Everyone else tho, we were really ticked off. (Excuse the pun).
Creapy crawlies are ok but all my best friends are terrified of them. A lot of people are actually. Oh we have lots of fun lunchtimes in Septembers when the Daddylonglegs come out.
Porridge. I've had a really rather horrible childhood trama moment with porridge. It's true. I have the scar to prove it.
Have you ever looked down at the train tracks at a train station and imagined yourself falling in just as the train was coming.
Things I love and/or really like:
Vending machines. I love 'em.
The sun shining down on a field full of wheat. Very countryside-esque but it always makes me smile.
Escalators - hehe.
World peace and end to world hunger - lol. like that's ever gonna happen.
Caravans blowing up. I have watched way too much Brainiac.
Really old words that no one ever uses any more that suddenly and out of nowhere come into the conversation. They're wicked awesome. Absolutely stellar!
The word nowhere. If you look at it, it is not only "no" and "where" stuck together but also "now" and "here". Hehe, clever wordplay. Someone asks you, "Where are you?" you can say, "Nowhere," and it could mean two completely different things. Hehehe... I am such a freak.
All time funny quotes
Spiderman (trying to make his web shoot): Go web! Flyyy!
Soldier with a keen intrest in birds: Are you suggesting coconuts migrate? (Monty Python)
Old Science book: Don't eat your own belly...
Poster in School: Undisciplined children will be towed away at parental expense or sold as slaves.
Me and my friends discussing Philosophical wonders.
Suzin: You know Mrs. Hobbs (Scary teacher with big nose and a wart)
Suzin: Well... no one likes her.
Me: So true.
Suzin: So... why does she come to school?
(Boo hoo, Suzin left school! At least she escaped the wrath of Mrs. Hobbs)
My brother: I've just been downstairs and no one's there.
Me: Gasp! Where's granny?
My brother: She's dissolved.
(Ok, that may not sound as funny when you read it but you should have seen his straight face and confident tone, it was hilarious)
My brother: (singing) Swing low, sweet chariot, low enough to knock that guy out!
Funny Stuff Brain teasers
Q: There was a plane crash and every single person died. But two people aboard the plane survived. How is that possible?
A: They were married. Every single person died! (insert lol here).
Q: How far can you walk into the woods?
A: Half way, then you'll be walking out of the woods (You know, that could be funny, but i thought about the answer so long that once I heard it, I was really annoyed that I didn't realise it.)
Q: Imagine you're on a sinking boat surrounded by hungry sharks miles away from land. How do you survive?
A: Stop imagining. (Blunt and to the point. I thought the answer would involve an elaborate plan of decisive action like feeding the sharks something that fills you up really quickly like that kind of bread that they serve at restaurants before the meal. Or that the answer would simply be; you don't. But there you go.)
Q: What is the lightest thing in the world that even the strongest man can hold for long?
A: His breath.