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Author has written 66 stories for Harry Potter, Criminal Minds, and Leverage.

Jente's profieltje

This is Bunny.

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Oh and another thing... I go international! See English WAY DOWN!!

Als je dit leest heb je mijn naam aangeklikt. Als je dit hebt gedaan in de lijst van verhalen: FOUT! Ga terug naar de pagina waar je vandaan kwam en klik op de titel van het verhaal, goed zo, nu kan je mijn verhaal lezen. Als je mijn naam hebt aan geklikt op de C2: GEWELDIG! Je hebt de Nederlandse Harry Potter C2 ontdekt, mijn complimenten.
Heb je mijn naam aangeklikt na mijn verhaal te hebben gelezen: GEWELDIG! VAN JOU KAN IK OP AAN!"
Ben je hier gekomen door mijn naam in te typen bij search: I LUV U! DAT KAN JE MAAR OM 1 REDEN GEDAAN HEBBEN, JE GAAT MIJN VERHAAL LEZEN! Oké nu even terug naar de werkelijkheid, je bent hier en dus ga ik je vervelen met een simpel verhaaltje over mij:

Naam: Jente is de naam die mijn zusje had gehad als ze een jongen was geweest en Bidernais de achternaam van mijn favoriete personage.

Leeftijd: 17! Jep, net jarig geweest!!

Vriendje? Nope, happy single.

Huisdieren: Ik had 2 turboparkietjes genaamd: Lucky en Pucky, oftewel de Plucky's. Helaas is Lucky onlangs heengegaan. (jeminee, dat klinkt wel errug chique.) We hebben onlangs ook een nieuwe huisgenoot, genaamd Muis en hij is een... parkiet. Samen noemen we ze de pluisjes... :) Ook Pucky is onlangs naar de eeuwige hemel vertrokken, maar we hebben een vervanger (ja, zo oppervlakkig zijn we), wiens naam Vladimier is. (Zelf vonden we dat wel een brilliant idee.)

Zusje? Ja, Imke, ze is 1. Maar daarnaast heb ik nu ook een webzusje! Delacour-Fleur!

Kleur ogen: da's een strikvraag! Groene ogen of blauwe? Ik denk dat het meer groen is, maar wie ben ik?

Kleur haar: Blond, of, dat was het ooit, nu ben ik brunette. En daarom: blondines have more fun but brunettes remember the next day! (Oh en het is van nature bruin geworden hoor... geen chemicalen aan te pas gekomen.. :P)

School: Ik zat in de derde van A. Dat is zoiets als gymnasium, maar dan met ICT, communicatie en Filosofie. Voor mensen die in Gouda wonen: Ik zit op de GSG Leo Vroman, the best school ever:) Maar goed, nu zit ik in de vierde van het vwo. Ik doe maatchappij economie met als extra vakken filosofie, tekenen en M&O (oftewel management en organisatie). Er zijn nu wat jaren voorbij en ik ga naar de zesde! Ha, dat betekent dat ik dit jaar van school ga!

Leuk om te weten: Op google krijgt 'Jente Bidernais' wel 63 hits, terwijl ik (Sezen de Bruijn) er maar 29 krijg. Damn. Ik word in hits verslagen door een niet-bestaand, door mij gecreeërd wezen. Leuk dan...

Voor de rest nog wat losse flodders:

Ik heb een heel flauw gevoel voor humor, als het slap is, is het goed. Het mag ook verborgen zijn in de tekst en ik heb ook wel wat met Engelse humor... Ik lach de hele dag! (dat rijmt ) Ik ben een echte harde lacher, niet zo'n giechelaar maar wel een proester (dat is dus als ik probeer niet te lachen en wat vaak gebeurd als ik een grappige fanfic. lees en niet gestoord over wil komen... maar ik kan niet stoppen met lachen). Volgens mij komt die humor vooral van het feit dat ik alles voor me zie.. tja, grote fantasie hé? Wil je nou een voorbeeld van mijn gevoel voor humor, lees dan mijn verhaal met Amandile. Het heet ha, ha, ha, waarom, dat spreekt vanzelf... Hier is nog even een link (hoop ik) ha, ha, ha!

Mijn levensvisie is: relaxt, nothing is under control
Ik geloof nergens in: niet in god ofzo, maar ook niet in de oerknal, want alle theoriën beginnen bij iets dat er al was en niemand kan mij uitleggen hoe dát dan is ontstaan. Als je het hier niet mee eens bent, probeer me te overtuigen! Ik sta altijd open voor andere meningen! PM me gerust... mag natuurlijk ook als je iets anders te melden hebt of je verveeld! Heb je ook een flauw gevoel voor humor? Ik zoek iemand om het mijne mee te delen, PM me dan dus ook!
Ik heb een pesthekel aan tutjes die eerst denken aan kleding, als dat gaat vervelen aan boyz en als ze die allemaal 10 keer hebben doorgenomen aan de make-up beginnen. Hoezo, niets beters te doen? En ik heb er al helemaal niks mee als ze ook nog eens aan me nichtje vragen of ze met de trein uit Maleisië is gekomen. Hoezo geen besef van de wereld? (Voor mensen die ook niet zo'n goed wereldgevoel hebben; ik had 'r eerst verteld dat het bij Indonesië lag en een eiland was!)

En dit is ook een belangrijke, niet te vergeten grappige, helaas Engelse weergave van mijn karakter:

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent that aren't, copy this, put it in you profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki, Weasel Chick, Revenant666, dragonsroar, foxdude33, FallenLex, Soelle, DemonicLimey, Jente Bidernais

92 percent of the teen population would be dead if Abercrombie and Fitch said it wasn't cool to breathe. Repost this if you are one of the 8 percent who would be laughing your ass off.

Over mij en fanfiction:

Tja, das een simpel verhaal: als ik schrijf speel ik een spelletje met mijn personages en dat is een stuk makkelijker als ik de personages al ken. Uit boeken dus. Ik schrijf vooral Potterfanfics. Dat is namelijk een heerlijke wereld. Nou ik ga weer, daaaaaaag

Hi there,

I'm not going to translate what I've written above; I'm just going to tell something about me:

Name: . Jente is the name my sister would have had if she had been a boy, but I think it also does make a good girl-name. Bidernais is the last-name of my favorite book-character. She is a strong girl in a Dutch book. This book is called 'Medeplichtig' and is about a girl who tries to show the police that her father was innocent and tortured into confessing a murder years ago...

Age: 18!

Boyfriend: Jos

Sister: 16-year old Imke. She is really cool, though she's two years younger than I am. We can laugh together, or fight.

Eye colour: green, with a note of blue, and a bit of grey. (Am I not poetical?)

Hair colour: once I had blond locks, now I have brown curls, as far as you can call them curls, of course.

Then something about me:

I like to laugh; I try to be independant; I love to feel carefree; but I never really am. That's me in a nut shell. (Is that a real expression, or did I just make it up myself?)

Lovely expressions:

- modesty is the best policy (it is 'honesty' I know, but I like this better ;)) (Probably because I'm NOT modest.)

- ain't ain't a word

- never say never.

- war doesn't determine who is right, only who is left.

- forgiveness they seek by God, it's my job to arrange the meeting. (Thanx 'Man on Fire', I love everything they say in you!)

- if you see me coming you better step aside, a lot of men didn't, a lot of men died. (Yeah I know it; I stole it. There is some tv-spot about that: You don't steal a car, you don't steal a tv (add some other blablabla here) but you DO steal expressions out of old songs. There: it is a rule:D (Actually: It is 'and you don't steal movies. But never mind. Never mind.))

Suggestions for other expressions would be lovely!

Things I learned from books:

- If you want to, you can be in 49 books the same age, while in every book you still remember the last book, which is, in your memory, just last summer. Yes, there is a Dutch serie which really does that! Now I come to think of it; there's also an other serie which does that... Jesus, we Dutch aren't that good in reality.

- The triator is always the one you do not suspect, while the one you do suspect is alway a good guy.

- The murderer is always the first suspect, who looked innocent at the time.

- Book-lovers are always in for some adventure.

- Being attractive and practical at the same time is possible.

- Wearing high heels at the beach isn't stupid at all, you can always fight against every ninja attacking you.

- If you are the most important person in the book, you are either really sympathic and perfect or you are a criminal. In some cases you can even be both! (oh and yeah, you don't die either.)

- It's obvious that the good-guy always wins.

- Most people are very loyal and would die for a distinct friend. This is also the reason why the hero is always someone with friends, or he would have died long before the ending...

- If the book is about a couple which is not accepted, the boy is always the tough guy, and the girl always a bookworm.

- All this rules are always right, with one exception, they are wrong when it's about a comedy, because comedy-makers think it's fun to break the rules, and who doesn't agree? ( As Rita Skeeter puts it: "everyone loves a rebel, Harry...")

Oh and then I present you; everyones most favorite part of someones profile: Weird facts on the writer! So, these are the things I would never share with anyone but you!

- I have an obsession with closing doors. I have asked my sister several times whether she has an "awful need to leave the DAMNED door open." She enlighted me of the fact that, in fact, I'm the one with the obsession of closing the door. I still claim she's wrong. (And I'll keep telling myself that.)

- I hate it to be wrong. The only thing I hate more is being proved wrong. Proving me wrong automaticely results in an everlasting hate towards you from my side. You have been warned. And I'm painfully aware of the fact that I can't strangle you, because A) you're probably on the other side of the world or something, B) if you reviewed me I would LOVE you and C) I'm 1.55, a girl and I would damn well end up hurt if I tried (although that never has stopped me before).

Well that is it for now.

Bye, Bye,

Jente.

p.s. None of the spelling or grammar errors are my fault. My teacher English is responsible for teaching me good English, so all my mistakes are her responsibility. :P

p.s.2 If you really loathe someone: lavish him with compliments on completing simple tasks. And put a completely serious face on. (After all, there's no worse insult than people being surprised at the fact the you HAVE abilities.)

p.s.3 To Jay Heizer and Berry Render, who have apparantly written my Operations Management book: just stating that the next piece of knowledge is going to be exciting, does not necessarily make it so.

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Are You Cross? by Angelauthor14 reviews
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The Apprentice job reviews
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Nothing to do with Nargles reviews
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Three brothers reviews
The way that Molly Weasley tells the story of the three brothers to her young children.
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Life is a risky business reviews
An extra end to 'Risky Business.' Focuses on Christopher.... It's a heavy episode, so I rated it T to be safe.
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nothing unusual reviews
I can write a summary longer than this drabble, but it might touch your emotional soul. It's also possible that it doesn't effect you at all, but then you only wasted a minute and probably less...
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Left the stove on reviews
Morgan has the feeling he forgot something....... And guess what: he is right!
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Girlfriend reviews
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She was seven reviews
One shot
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A slight problem reviews
Mrs. Pince is solliting for librarian at hogwarts, but there is a slight problem.... Funny!
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Midnight reviews
A small one-shot to make you smile. Though it might be a sad smile. Short, but meaningful. A little bit about two members of the Weasley family.
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Write reviews
About how Percy writes the essays needed to prosecute Muggleborns.
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Bettty's Boys reviews
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sMUGGLEd into Hogwarts reviews
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You can be my victim baby by Voldie reviews
Voldemort sings his version of Enrique's Iglesias' "Hero." Read the songtext.
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There are fiftyone ways to kill a spider reviews
Ginny is afraid af spiders, but none of her brothers will save her.
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Potter á la cliché reviews
This are ALL HP cliché’s put into one story, which is supposed to be funny. Evil!everyone. Manipulative!Dumbles. Twin is BWL. Spoilers…. Etc.
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The White Sheep of a Black family reviews
We weren’t a happy family, all loving and caring. We were three kids frightened of their parents, a father just as much frightened of his kids and an angry mother.' But now Betelgeuse gets the change to form a new family. Will she do it any better?
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Designing the Dark Mark reviews
Lord Voldemort has trouble designing the Dark Mark.
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I would feel guilty reviews
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SHE! reviews
Flitwick is such a peaceloving character. Find out which student he really hates, and why....
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About houses reviews
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One unimportant moment etc reviews
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Seduction reviews
A drable. 100 words exactly. About seduction... About professors.... Just read and review.
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To tango reviews
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Malfoy Manor reviews
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Nacht reviews
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James two reviews
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Damn! Draco die! Again! reviews
Small joke that kept buggering me. 22 words without summary and title. But hopefully funny. If not, just drop a review and I'll delete it. So REVIEW!
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Obedient Child reviews
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sacrifice reviews
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Quidditch is war reviews
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laughing at me in heaven
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Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 122 - Published: 2/7/2008 - Peter P., James P. - Complete
Why I stayed reviews
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Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 197 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 2/2/2008 - Narcissa M., Andromeda T. - Complete
Promises reviews
Poem, about love. GinnyHarry, or any other pairing must be straight though, or else it doesn't fit. About the many promises the woman makes.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 256 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/6/2008 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
Een Clementis in Parijs reviews
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Last letter reviews
Sirius writes his last letter home, trying to explain why he got into Gryffindor.
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The raid reviews
A two brothers meet each other in battle, no one can predict what will happen. Oneshot. Black brothers.
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Mary Sues reviews
Mary Sues Harry Potter... But it might not be what you expect.
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De Serpentendoder en de Slangenfluisteraar reviews
Je zult het met me eens zijn', begon Maarten, 'dat het in de natuur bereid zijn om te eten of gegeten worden is.En zo is het hier ook. Bereid zijn om te doden, of gedood worden, wat is het' Vroeg Maarten. VERVOLG OP SECRETUS EN SERPENT! Met hintenspel!
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Broken reviews
Sirius has broken down. And Regulus helps. Is in schooldays of the Blacks. ONESHOT. No slash! Of course not
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Afraid of the dark
I'm still afraid of the dark. Poem. May be interperted as every HP war hero you'd like. Good or bad, male or female, all possible. About how the person changed through war, but is still afraid of the dark. R&R please. Might be dark poetry... :P
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 133 - Published: 10/23/2007 - Complete
a specialty reviews
A poem that tells about Tom Riddle jr. And why he was always different than the rest.
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Burn, Neville, burn reviews
Song that should be sang in that one chap in HPATDH including Neville and a sorting hat. Don't read if you haven't read the book! Oh, and it's a bit cruel, but no one ever accused me of being a saint. Rated T for Violonce. Should be the rating HPATHD
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Sterk zijn! reviews
Draco gaat mee naar huis met een vreemdelinge die hij als 6jarige ook al eens heeft ontmoet. Maar daar gaat alles anders dan verwacht, Harry duikt op en Draco's geheim wordt ontdekt....
Harry Potter - Rated: K - Dutch - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,207 - Reviews: 8 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/26/2007 - Published: 10/15/2006 - Draco M.
One boy only reviews
This is Harry's song. One boy only he's called the boy who lived... Sing it on the music of 'One night only' by Beyoncé. It's originally from the movie Dreamgirls. I guess you could say it was sang by someone who isn't too impressed by Harry. R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 250 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9/23/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
The four of us reviews
Mayhem in the holidays, when Fred and George find a way to 'duplicate' themselves chaos ensues... 'Cause the four of them is just too much to handle. Takes place in the holiday, between Harry's sixth and seventh year, there are MANY spoilers of DH.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,443 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/14/2007 - Published: 8/30/2007 - Fred W., George W. - Complete
In which a werewolf howls in pain and brother feel reviews
rest of the title: betrayedAbout pain caused by others
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,283 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8/15/2007 - Remus L., Regulus B. - Complete
familie vete reviews
de dochter van Voldemort en dooddoener Bella wordt minister van toverkunst. Hoe? Lees het maar! R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: K - Dutch - Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 12,908 - Reviews: 16 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/18/2007 - Published: 5/20/2006 - Bellatrix L., Draco M.
Don't harm my friends reviews
Poem, why Hermione punched Draco right in his face. Which is the best piece of the Pottermovies ever! I love it! rated T for violence, but it's just that one punch...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 102 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/6/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
hide behind the moon
Poem about a werewolf who unlike Remus Lupin hides behind the moon.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 98 - Published: 7/6/2007 - Complete
Als je de dementors kus moet ondergaan reviews
Sirius Zwarts is de 'kus' al eens ontsnapt, maar nu moet hij hem ondergaan... vertaling van de Engelse oneshot When faced with the dementors kiss... ook van ondergetekende.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - Dutch - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 954 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/20/2007 - Sirius B. - Complete
The girl who ended the Dark Lord reviews
Someone has to kill him. And she is that someone. ONESHOT
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 412 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/20/2007 - Pansy P. - Complete
secretus en serpent reviews
Serverus Sneep wordt gepest op school. Hij is helemaal niet blij, dan duikt Serpentes op, een mysterieus meisje dat hem helpt. Epilooog is op! Vervolg gaat 'de Serpentendoder en de Slangenfluisteraar' heten!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - Dutch - Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 22,134 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/12/2007 - Published: 8/4/2006 - Severus S.
caught between the fires reviews
a poem about being caught between the fires, the dark and the light. Can be interpreted as Severus Snape or Draco Malfoy. About being bad nor good and being caught.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 157 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5/5/2007 - Draco M., Severus S. - Complete
when faced with the dementors kiss reviews
He has escaped the kiss once, but now he will have to undergo it. How does Sirius react? READ AND REVIEW ! please?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 914 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 4/29/2007 - Sirius B., Regulus B. - Complete
to teach the world LOVE reviews
harry is leraar op school, hij komt voor een paar problemen te staan en dan komt ook nog de dochter van zijn aartsvijand in big problems. Harry moet kiezen of hij haar zal helpen of niet.............. R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: K - Dutch - Chapters: 11 - Words: 10,394 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/28/2007 - Published: 4/10/2006 - Draco M., Harry P.
steen der wijzen het is onbeleefd om te wijzen reviews
Heel random storietje. PAS OP: je hebt een hoge meligheidsgraad nodig om dit leuk te vinden! Heel vaag en nog raar ook. Lezen dus... Voor mensen die nog niet precies begrijpen wat dit is: Parodieën op de titels van de HP boeken....
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - Dutch - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,741 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/16/2007 - Published: 7/10/2006 - Harry P.
The Worst Wormtail and the Sarcastic Severus Snape reviews
Hoe zou het zijn geweest? Sneep en Peter Pippeling moesten samenwonen van Voldemort, in het begin van boek 6. Maar op school haatten die 2 elkaar al….
Harry Potter - Rated: K - Dutch - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,209 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/7/2007 - Severus S., Peter P. - Complete
Waanzinnig! reviews
Ik betwijfel of mensen zonder een exteem gevoel voor humor dit leuk vinden, maar als je mijn gevoel voor humor hebt lig je plat! Als je niet onwijs gelachen hebt niet bij mij komen klagen hoor! R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: K - Dutch - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,544 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Published: 12/17/2006 - Complete
around the Christmas tree reviews
Ginny and Draco have a mission impossible: decorate the chamber of the minister..... Please read it, it's funny. It's just a oneshot about Christmas.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,083 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12/17/2006 - Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
de zeven mantels reviews
Madame Mallekin maakt zeven mantels om ze weg te geven aan mensen met een lovenswaardige eigenschap. R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: K - Dutch - Mystery - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,445 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/6/2006 - Published: 7/1/2006
Attention detention! reviews
En daar zaten we dan. Beiden strafregels schrijvend, bij een meisje dat meer orde had dan menig goed opgeleidde leerkracht.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - Dutch - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,638 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/2/2006 - Sirius B., James P. - Complete
falling from heaven reviews
a poem about heaven. If you want to get back to heaven you have to read this! Please read and revieuw!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 166 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/31/2006 - Complete
ONE SHOt: Gezicht in het duister reviews
Mijn eerste oneshot ideetje om mijn eindeloze bron van ideën uit te putten een oneshotpagina eureka! Nu dus nog alleen Gezicht in het duister, maar later meer. Gezicht in het Duister kan ook het riet en de boom heten als je dat wilt :P
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - Dutch - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 547 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10/1/2006 - Draco M.
i've been wrong reviews
Percy Weasley apologies for being so wrong. He wants to make up with his family.......
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 263 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/26/2006 - Percy W., Molly W. - Complete
you dare speak to me reviews
Over hoe een electroding dat You dare speak to me roept een overstroming veroorzaakt. Dit is voor de mensen die niet weten dat er een uitknop op je comp. zit....
Harry Potter - Rated: K - Dutch - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,453 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/20/2006 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete