The Pirates Muffin
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Joined 07-22-01, id: 97064
Author has written 8 stories for Final Fantasy VIII, Song Fics, Parodies and Spoofs, Harry Potter, Pirates of the Caribbean, and A Nightmare on Elm Street.
Ummmmmm...yeah. Let's see I'm me, Lindsey O. ("I am eternal, child. I am the eater of worlds. And!!!") I am the quotes master ask me about a movie I've seen I can pretty much quote it word for word. And I wanna be on Saturday Night Live, Chris Kattan, Tina Fey and Jimmy Fallon-u guyz rock!!! My favorite bands are Green Day, blink-182, and Screeching Weasel. And I play the drums, which I LOVE. What do I play to? Well, if you were paying attention, you'd have seen the big Blink-182 and Green Day and Screeching Weasel up there. Maybe not. And I love Final Fantasy--it's THE BEST!!!!!!! And I like...a lot of things, but ur gonna forget it all anyway so I won't say it all. And I like stuff and I like red. Red is a primary color, and it makes the second best color, ORANGE! (but it doesn't make black) Why am I going on about colors? Well, just to let you know, I am completely insane and need to be put into the nearest asylum as soon as possible. And...(Everyone suddenly hears a *click* and Lindsey is turned off) (Another *click*) WAIT! NO!! DON'T TURN ME OFF! NO!!!!!!!! COME BA--*final click*

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By the way, I've had about a million different names.

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Books: Stephen King and Dean Koontz, anything by them
Movies: Anything horror, but I especially love House on Haunted Hill and (not horror) A Night at the Roxbury
TV: Saturday Night Live
Bands: blink-182, Green Day, Screeching Weasel
Singer: Tre Cool
Song: Dominated Love Slave
Actor: JOHNNY DEPP, Ewan McGregor Orlando Bloom, Seth Green, Chris Kattan, Jimmy Fallon, Josh Hartnett
Actress: Nicole Kidman, Mena Suvari, Heather Graham, Catherine Zeta-Jones

Thanks to Skytzo, an awesome person who always revs my stories, you rock Skytzo. Next fic's dedicated to ya.

My fav quotes:

Don't question reality, don't question love, and don't question why the computer goes nuts, it'll only result in worse things.-ME

You know how to describe faith? Well, faith is when you don't do your homework on the weekend because you just know it's gonna snow on Monday.-Moni and Steph

We wonder why the dogs always drink out of our toilets, but look at it from their point of view: why do humans keep peeing into their water bowls?- I don't really know, but it's not mine

It's not the thought, it's the present. -Tess

I'm not as think as you drunk I am!-I saw it on a shirt

How can you fall in love with someone that hates, hates, hates your guts and'll never talk to you again?-ME, with excerpts from the Blink-182 song "Happy Holidays"

NO!!!!!!!! My user name isn't allowed to be so long anymore!!! I was Every Time I Look For You On TV OrAt The Rock Show I find a New Hope to Shut Up on my First Date if I Don't Want Reckless Abandon and I find All The Small Things like Toast and Bananas to Prove Aliens Exist. But they made me shorten it!!!!! So now I'm just...blink-up. Actually, it's changed again from HELPTHEDUCKIESARECOMING to Creature from Above.

"Okay, so, if you're careless, you're without care, or not-caring, right? Right. So if you're reckless, are you... without reck? And if you are, then what the hell is reck?" -Reckless Abandon (an author of coolieness, read her fics!!!!)


anyways...ben wah wah wah wah wah--yeah.

Dream A Little Dream Of Me by Lugosi reviews
She's the one... she has the power... the power to either destroy Freddy, once and for all... or to make him real. So what will she do? --COMPLETE--
A Nightmare on Elm Street - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 17 - Words: 41,543 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/12/2004 - Published: 8/17/2003 - Complete
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A Nightmare on Elm Street: Freddy's Alumni reviews
Sometimes they come back....Freddy's children come back to haunt him, but will they be too late to save a new gang of Elm Street teenagers? Find out! Read and Review, please!
A Nightmare on Elm Street - Rated: T - English - Horror/Mystery - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,259 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/4/2004 - Published: 8/27/2003
Aboard the Pearl reviews
Six years have passed and finally Jack and Will are reunited! Will they be plundering together once more? What kind of adventure could await them...aboard the Black Pearl? Chapter four up! Please read and review!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,339 - Reviews: 21 - Updated: 8/28/2003 - Published: 8/8/2003
Some Things are Better Left Forgotten reviews
Sirius experiences strange dreams and memories leading up to his death....but did he really die? (Slash starts around chapter 4, a couple you'd never expect) R/R!!!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,613 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 8/24/2003 - Published: 7/31/2003 - Sirius B., Harry P.
I Hate Britney reviews
It's a parody of Blink-182's Please Take Me Home. Complains bout Britney S. Of course I take one of the greatest songs ever to do it. Must give at least a LITTLE positivity. *bows*
Parodies and Spoofs - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 264 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 2/9/2002
Aliens Exist meets IT! reviews
Ok, never try to mix Stephen King's "IT" with blink-182's "Aliens Exist" (unless your completely insane), or this is whatchoo get.
Parodies and Spoofs - Rated: K - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 295 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/25/2001
Linkin Park's In The End--my messed-up opinion reviews
This is a good song, so I decided to write a songfic...beware...don't take it too's kinda good possible, R&R!!!
Song Fics - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 697 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12/23/2001
Adam's Song--the other version reviews
This is an experimental songfic that I tried out, and to my relief, I think it was pretty good! Tell me what u guyz think, R&R, keep the flames to a minimum, don't criticize a lot pleez!
Song Fics - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 877 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/19/2001
What if... reviews
A short story about what would happen if...something happened, read on! Chapter 2 is now up! More is coming! R&R please!!! (May contain spoilers, but not so far really)
Final Fantasy VIII - Rated: K - English - Drama/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 797 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 12/16/2001 - Published: 12/15/2001