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Joined 01-15-06, id: 971156
Author has written 6 stories for Diana Wynne Jones, and Superman.

I have a LiveJournal now! -- http://taro-twist.livejournal.com

A little something about the stories I'm currently writing ...

Superman Returns:

L'esprit de l'escalier -- I have about 1400 words of Ch. 9 written. At this rate, it should be out before the New Year. ;-p

We all know that Clark Kent is both Lois's friend (as Clark) and her love interest (as Superman). So I've always wondered what would happen if Lois decided to confide in Clark with regards to her love life, which would basically involve telling him about, well, himself ... although with Richard in the picture, it gets even more complicated!

Howl's Moving Castle:

Honestly -- I haven't abandoned this, I swear ... at this point, though, I probably won't get back to it until winter break. :( The muses just aren't cooperating.

Mari shares Howl's magical powers, which is something that he's particularly happy about ... except it's about to cause him a lot more trouble than he ever expected. Fortunately, though (or perhaps unfortunately), life in Ingary is always the perfect distraction from familial drama ...

Cordelia

A rather hard-to-swallow story (that might make you want to gouge your eyes out) that ties several things in Howl's life (the meeting with Calcifer, his issues with Gareth, etc.) back to one girl.

Now, if I had any common sense, I would have kept this fic to myself. Unfortunately, I don't have any common sense, so here it is on ff.net. :) At the moment, this fic is on permanent hiatus.

And now for a little bit about me!

I am 20 years old, a rising senior in college, and a biochemistry major. I'm not too concerned about getting shoved out into the real world after graduation, because I plan on avoiding the real world and prolonging my adolescence indefinitely by going to grad school! That or I'll end up homeless and begging on the streets. Originally from Maryland, I now spend most of my time in New York, New York.

Like most of the people on ff.net (probably) I get really really obsessed with things. My current obsession is Superman Returns, to the point that I was in the break room at my internship the other day, and I was tempted to use a little bit of someone else's cinnamon in my coffee, but then I thought to myself, No, Clark Kent would never take someone else's cinnamon without permission. And thus, I resisted temptation.

Some totally irrelevant quotes:

Ann: Time cures everything.

Matt: So does a shot gun.

"That separation is so beautiful, if it was a woman, I would discreetly show interest in her from afar." ~the wonderful words of my organic chem TA, 2/17/06

"You two are turning me into a metrosexual. Before I came to this lab, I used to moisturize my face with gravel, and for a living I wrestled tigers ... that's how much of a man I was." ~the post-doc in my lab, lamenting his exposure to near-toxic levels of figure skating and ballet related talk

And thanks to all of my reviewers so far! You guys are great. :)

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The Courtship of Sophie Hatter by BabyKay47 reviews
Happily Ever After doesn't come as quickly as Howl would like.
Diana Wynne Jones - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 34,162 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 3/20 - Published: 3/17/2006 - Sophie P., Howl P.
Embarazada by Caudex reviews
HMC, vaguely fluffy, a wee bit of plottage. Now Complete!
Diana Wynne Jones - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,047 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 8/19/2010 - Published: 8/7/2003
Masquerade by E Kelly reviews
Though you have been raised as a human being, you are not one of them. The story of the Last Son of Krypton's life, and his singular love affair with Lois Lane. S:TM, SII, SR, comics amalgam
Superman - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 54,455 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 10/10/2008 - Published: 7/9/2006 - Complete
A Woman True and Fair by The S reviews
What might Howl's Moving Castle have been like if the 3rd person narration had been biased toward Howl's point of view instead of Sophie's? This is an exercise in what if. Current chapter: 26, Tea Party of the Damned. [updated 10.31.07]
Diana Wynne Jones - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 118,323 - Reviews: 807 - Favs: 923 - Follows: 606 - Updated: 10/31/2007 - Published: 7/24/2005
Déjà Vu by htbthomas reviews
Lois slowly remembers details about the time that was erased. When she remembers it all, how will she react? Sequel to Superman Returns, references to SII. COMPLETE.
Superman - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 40 - Words: 102,245 - Reviews: 1943 - Favs: 444 - Follows: 260 - Updated: 2/13/2007 - Published: 7/2/2006 - Lois L., Clark K./Superman/Kal-El - Complete
The Adventures of Lois and Clark and Richard by forfun2244 reviews
My friend and I are slash addicts and we wanted to write a twisted story where Clark's alteregos have two different love interests...who also happen to be engaged. ClarkRichard, SupermanLois
Superman - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,437 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 1/24/2007 - Published: 8/3/2006
Getting Eaten Alive by Tandrelmairon reviews
The LoisClark relationship the way my sources say it developed, keeping only the legend basics as canon.
Superman - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 57,965 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 10/29/2006 - Published: 7/10/2006
The Secret Within by estetson47 reviews
Set approx. eight months after SR. Following Richard’s departure, Lois and Clark’s passionate yet fragile relationship blossoms. But all is not well as personal demons, Jason’s growing resentment and a madman’s discovery threaten to tear them apart.
Superman - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 32,117 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 10/22/2006 - Published: 8/14/2006
Hold Your Tongue by JulesJanson reviews
Clark Kent may not be as adept at keeping his own secret as he thinks.
Superman - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,199 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 9/13/2006 - Published: 7/18/2006 - Complete
Those Eyes by Tin Heart reviews
Richard had seen those eyes before... [Superman Returns]
Superman - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,992 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/3/2006 - Complete
Ten Questions by Cyranothe2nd reviews
Lois interviews Superman, and discovers some interesting things. Set after SR. Please read and review.
Superman - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 932 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/27/2006 - Complete
The Stripper Strikes Again by Rachel Smith Cobleigh reviews
When Clark goes to save Lois, he leaves something behind.
Superman - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 345 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/20/2006 - Perry W., Jimmy O. - Complete
Right Before Your Eyes by Darth Stitch reviews
Richard White has always felt a sense of disquiet around Clark Kent. Part of the Little Things Series. Complete.
Superman - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,176 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/16/2006 - Complete
The Invisible Man by Darth Stitch reviews
Sometimes, Clark wishes he weren't so darn good at being invisible. Part of The Little Things story arc. COMPLETE.
Superman - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,331 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/9/2006 - Complete
Superman Returns the Parody by Adrian Tullberg reviews
As advertised. Spoilers and rude things abound!
Superman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,333 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/9/2006 - Complete
Sunday Fathers by Julia456 reviews
After all, what can a father do but babysit sometimes? 'Returns' fluff.
Superman - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,392 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 15 - Published: 7/5/2006 - Complete
The Little Things: Lois Lane by Darth Stitch reviews
Sequel to The Little Things. Lois Lane reflects about the little things on her son, a certain Big Blue Boy Scout and a certain Mild Mannered Reporter.
Superman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,475 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/3/2006 - Complete
The Little Things by Darth Stitch reviews
Five year old Jason White takes note of the little things, especially when it comes to Clark Kent and a certain Big Blue Boy Scout.
Superman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,148 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 14 - Published: 7/1/2006 - Complete
A Tale of Two Wizards by Eildon Rhymer reviews
Complete: In which Howl is shoved through a bathroom door, and ends up somewhere else entirely, in the company of an impeccably dressed nine lived enchanter. Much danger ensures, and even more bickering.
Diana Wynne Jones - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,939 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 5/23/2006 - Published: 5/18/2006 - Complete
Welsh Rugby by Windswift reviews
ON INDEFINITE HIATUS - Harry Potter, Howl's Moving Castle - Dumbledore has found his latest victim for the DADA post. How long can Howl slither out of his contract by refusing to acknowledge his classroom of students?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Diana Wynne Jones - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,614 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 5/13/2006 - Published: 3/27/2006
Dark Lord by Eildon Rhymer reviews
When an aspiring evildoer learns that a certain brightlyclad wizard stands between him and his reign of terror, it's clear what needs to be done. Actually doing it, on the other hand...
Diana Wynne Jones - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,495 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/7/2006 - Complete
Seventh Son by Eildon Rhymer reviews
Cedric is a seventh son of a seventh son, so it goes without saying that he is destined to save Ingary. But what will happen when he quite literally bumps into a man in a rather impressive red and silver suit..?
Diana Wynne Jones - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,285 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/18/2006 - Complete
The Visitation by TardisIsTheOnlyWayToTravel reviews
Oneshot. A normal day for Darth Vader turns bizarre. Extremely so. Star Wars/My Little Pony crossover. Weird. Very weird. Most cracky crack!fic I've ever done. Complete.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 927 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/12/2006 - Darth Vader - Complete
Geheim by Caudex reviews
The first (only?) entry for CG's HMC challenge. Previously in Dalemark Quartet section. MichaelMartha. How'd they meet, anyway?
Diana Wynne Jones - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,776 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/30/2003
Honeymoon by notnowmaybelater reviews
Howl and Sophie -- the happily ever after gets off to a stressful start
Dalemark Quartet - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,605 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 6/22/2003 - Published: 11/1/2002
Ever After by s' old fic reviews
Howl, Sophie, waffy, plotless. Takes place after events in 'Howl's Moving Castle'.
Diana Wynne Jones - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,970 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 14 - Published: 12/8/2002 - Complete
The Talk by Sarina Argus reviews
Set in the animated universe, Batman, Superman and Nightwing have 'The Talk' with Robin (humor)
Batman - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,789 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/25/1999
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L'esprit de l'escalier reviews
As Superman, Clark Kent has faced everything from hurricanes to petty thieves, but nothing has prepared him for the experience of having to play peacemaker between the love of his life and her fiance.
Superman - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 25,209 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 11/27/2006 - Published: 8/4/2006
Honestly reviews
Ch. 4 up! [postCitA] In which Mari and Neil fight, which forces Howl to be honest with Megan about his wizardry, which causes Megan to do something unspeakable. Which is the least of everyone's worries, because stranger things are happening now ...
Diana Wynne Jones - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,168 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 9/9/2006 - Published: 3/25/2006
Summer Nights reviews
Double Drabble, HowlSophie. Sophie's having some trouble with the temperature ...
Diana Wynne Jones - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 220 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/7/2006 - Complete
Cordelia reviews
PreHMC. A Belated Warning: Not a HowlSophie pairing! Yes, shoot me ... Howell finishes his studies with Mrs. Pentstemmon, gets his first job in Porthaven, finds himself yet another girl to target, and discovers something interesting about falling stars
Diana Wynne Jones - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,706 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/17/2006 - Published: 1/23/2006
Like Windows in a Ship reviews
Oneshot. It's Sophie and Howl's first Valentine's Day. Sophie gives Howl jewelry, but Howl gives Sophie a circle? She's confused, Michael's confused, and if you're not confused then you must be a wizard whose name rhymes with vowel. Blatant VDay fluff.
Diana Wynne Jones - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,222 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/14/2006 - Complete
Of Weddings and Revelations reviews
Bizarre preHMC one shot. Megan gets married while her mother's marriage begins to fall apart.
Diana Wynne Jones - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,156 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/23/2006 - Complete
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Eildon Rhymer (62)
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