Author has written 20 stories for Smallville.
Yeah I mostly write smallville but here are some of the best lines said on that show!
Clark: Hello, citizens!
Chloe: I just wanna know what you stand for.
Clark: I just started to feel hot. And my eyes started to burn. All of a sudden, the spot I was staring at burst into flames.
Clark: I wish she could have met you. To see what a great mom I have.
or in spell Martha : whats that doing in there? Clark: It was magic!
Martha : whats that doing in there?
Clark: It was magic!
"Look's like the old mans been working out"-Exile
Crown's mine Btch!"-Spirit ( omg I roll over laughing at this one!)
Clark: "Lana's old news. I've got a new girl now; Jessie." (Red) ( yeah okay like clark would ever mean that! DOWN WITH THE PINK PRINCESS!)
then he or lionel is like LADIES! when they walk by that is so not clark!
Clark : did you know chloe had a birthmark on her cheek?
i really like in season 1 ( I forgot the episode) where the kents are doing bills and he starts calculating thousands of dollars in his head its funny
clark: lex i was wondering if i could borrow your fararri..i've got a hot date tonight..and i wanna ROCK her world (RED) ( red krptonite rulz!)
clark when lionel is in his body: aww mom..its just i need a hug (heat vision goes off and he lights something on fire)
jonathon: clark look who stopped by to see if you were alright(taps him on the shoulder)
Chloe: Pete! Do you wanna take a commercial break from the soap opera in your head? I've told you 100 times, I'm not interested in Clark! (Pilot)
Chloe: Well, welcome to the conundrum that is Clark Kent - part knight in shining armor, part "Where did that come from?" (Red)
Chloe: You know, I always wondered. For a boy who has all the money in the world, you think he could afford a good toupee. (Rush)
" Why are you looking at me like that and why is my mouth so minty?"
" Clark you can either stay home and play with your telescope , or move on " was awsome and I just got that it was code for something else if you know what I mean! omg i am a retard! thats the best chloe line ever!
"Just because you saved me when I wasn't really drowning, doesn't give you the right to slobber all over me."
Lana: "Must of slipped my mind."
Lois: "Well, get some traction."
"I had this dream about a guy in a...Red cape..."
"Turn that frown upside down, alright Skippy? Unhappy family members reflect badly at the polls!"
Lois: "Hey soldier, is this a roadblock or a lemonade stand you got here?" LOL Classic Lois!
"Oh what are you gonna do, cheer us to death?"
"Your a cub scout out here soldier, where's your general baking brownies?"
To Clark while sitting in his lap, "Slip me a $20 and meet me out back"
"How you ever had a crush on Richie Cunningham, i will never uderstand."
Says in a low tone of voice while sitting in Clarks lap in Exposed:
"I'm gonna be fired if you keep looking at me like I'm Jabba the Hut!"
From episode "Splinter" "Die, Die, Die!" (while playing video games with Chloe)
"Die, Die, Die!" (while playing video games with Chloe)
AC: You're abrasive, sarcastic, and you never shut up.
Lois: To Martha. Don't take it personally. He doesn't even remember his own name. Lois shakes Martha's hand. Lois Lane. I found him lying in a field near Route 31.
okay i hope you got some laughs!
oh new ones but all chloe!
It's amazing what that Kent charm will get you
What? Why are you looking at me like that? And why is my mouth minty?
Well, I am perturbed with you Clark. I'm also mad that you didn't put out the Chicago Fire of 1871. Or the fall of the Roman Empire, making you directly responsible for the Dark Ages.
Nothing says "School Spirit" like a ring that looks like it was jacked from P. Diddy.
You're the cunning linguist. Why don't you translate this? Kiss... my... ass.
I want to let you on a little secret…I'm the girl of your dreams masquerading as your best friend…hoping that you'll fly back to me
Clark has more issues than Rolling Stone.
We all do things we regret. Sometimes you have to stop and face your demons.
I'm just afraid one day I'm going to push too hard and I'm not going to get the chance to say "I'm sorry."
Ok come on big boy, it's for the cause of truth and justice, now push me up against the wall.
You trusted me.
Gosh Clark, I didn't realize superwhining was one of your powers.
Oh my God! I just knocked out Martha Kent!
Clark…I don't know if I'm ever going to see you again…Kiss
I'm not some crash-test dummy to try out your dating skills. You. If you like Lana so much, why don't you just ask her out and get it over with? And you. Stop acting like a Vegas bookie picks your dates. And both of you? Treat me better.