Author has written 2 stories for Harry Potter.
"I prefer to do it standing. Well, you don't have to stand, it's just...well--sometimes--it's quite long! And I'd like you to be comfortable. It's quite modern what I do, and it might feel a little stranege at first, but I think that if you're open, you'll enjoy it!" - Moulin Rouge
"BEWARE THE LOONIES!" - Katrina, 7th grade, In Public
"I want an antenna on my butt!" - Kitty, 7th grade, ...?
"Oh my god, I licked Earth's penis and all I got was this lousy T-shirt!" - Maddie, 7th grade, Playground
"Don't chew on my dress!" - Mikayla, 7th grade, Maddie's House
"Maddie, I don't think Girl-scouts accept people who have penises." - Skueaky, 7th grade, Drama Club
"Yes, I am your turkey-leg." - Brooke, 7th grade, C Lunch
"Maybe you should lick it." - d-chan, 7th grade, Phone
"Lick... Kitty's... teeth!" - Hailey, 7th grade, Alexis' Pool Party
"I want to bear your children!" - Kitty, 8th grade, 5th Period
"It's the same thing, just between your legs and with more hair." - Katrina, 8th Grade, Alexis' Pool Party
"IT'S KINDA TENDER, MAX!" - d-chan, 8th Grade, 5th Period
"...piss-ass." - Maddie, 8th Grade, 1st Period
"It's just that your boobs are too big!" - Skueaky, 8th Grade, A Lunch
"You know, you've gotta wonder who the first person was to... milk... a cow... and then drink it." - Max, 8th Grade, 3rd Period
"I dare you to lick Hana's wenis!" - Alexis, 8th Grade, Miki's B-day Party
"I can't believe you just licked my wenis." - Hana, 8th Grade, Miki's B-day Party
"Oh, now it's working, and it's working all over my pants, too!" - Maddie, wedon'tknow grade, ...?
"So are you saying I turn gay women straight?" - d-chan, 8th Grade, Starbucks
"Do you believe in the double-cheeseburger!" - d-chan, 8th Grade, Starbucks