The Mudblooded Slytherin
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Joined 01-17-06, id: 972680, Profile Updated: 02-15-15
Author has written 24 stories for Harry Potter, Maximum Ride, Smallville, Torchwood, Doctor Who, Psych, Fallout, and Pinky and the Brain.

About the Author

Name: Jane
Age: 25
Favorite Fandoms:
Harry Potter - The world and the characters are great, but the plot is lame. Fanfiction is better! Awesome.
Doctor Who - I love everything about Doctor Who with all my soul. It is, in fact, the best thing to happen to television. Ever. Including color.
Fallout - Just getting into the fandom. It's pretty small, but there are a few good fics out there.

Fics I'm Most Proud Of:
Coffee, the Great Unifier. HP, Fred W/Harry P, Harry P/Draco M. It started out as something called Freddie and I lost my muse for it three years ago. I found it on my computer a few weeks ago and completely revamped it. Turned out pretty spiffy, if I do say so myself.
A Sad and Sordid Story. HP. It's my longest story. It's not my favorite, by any means. It was a challenge piece that got out of control. But it's my longest, and I don't write long stories very often.
Clark Kent: Resident Alien, Superhero, Psychopath. Smallvile, Clark/Lex. A short 6 chapters of funny, cute, Clark/Lex pussyfooting. I love the way it seemed to come full circle at the end, in a way that I didn't plan for. Hurrah for subconscious continuity!

Summaries too long to fit in the summary box:

A Sad and Sordid Story: The Sad and Sordid Story of Serena Snape, Spurned Spawn of Severus Snape, That Snarky, Sadistic, Slimy Slytherin. Snape’s not the worst father in the world, but he’s in the running. Well, none of us really thought he would be very good, anyway. This is the story of one Serena Snape, a Gryffindor with a greasy git for a father. In Which There Is: Snogging! Invisibility Cloaks! Trips to Azkaban! Challenging Stereotypes! Snark! And More! For the "Snape doesn't have a son" challenge. Rated M for character death a later chapter.

An Overabundance of Maps: The Death Eaters are dropping like flies, and in a last-ditch effort to "recruit" new members, Wormtail has been assigned to find a way to turn rats into humans! Will Brain finally be able to conquer the world, or at least the Wizarding one? Featuring moodswing!harry, notsocunning!dumbledore, semi-confident!wormtail, and an overabundance of very useful maps.

Clark Kent: Resident Alien, Superhero, Psychopath: Clark often wondered if he was insane. Well, who could blame him? His parents told him he was an alien, and he had all these weird powers -- for all he knew he could have had some horrible experience and was now suffering from Post Traumatic Stress Disorder. Living in a fantasy world. Most likely he got whammed in the head during the meteor shower. (Clark/Lex)

The Dark Lord Lives: Harry has killed Voldemort and is now Prime Minister (read: dictator) of his own government, the Glorious Republic. Aurors are being used as the Boy Who Lived's personal law enforcement. A resistance is gathering; lead by Draco Malfoy and consisting of people who are afraid the Boy Who Lived is on his way to becoming a second Dark Lord. Response to - Nothing is ever as good as you remember it. Not even me.

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The Last Thing You Never See by Fever Dream reviews
Carla Saunders survives on the New Vegas Strip by trading on her pretty face. She's there to make caps, not for fun and games and certainly not for cheap sentiment. When she breaks her rules and goes out with Craig Boone, a taciturn First Recon sniper, her life changes...and not all for the better. An elaboration on the Carla/Boone backstory. One-shot.
Fallout - Rated: M - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,140 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Published: 8/4/2012 - C. Boone - Complete
Touchstone by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash, oneshot. Things would be easier for Draco if his memory worked like other people's. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,700 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 16 - Published: 9/29/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Come Slowly, Eden by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash, oneshot. Harry didn't mean to start liking Draco Malfoy. It just happened. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,909 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 429 - Follows: 18 - Published: 3/30/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Of Lollipops and Later On by Storm Seller reviews
In which House attends a department meeting, conference tables are abused, and Cuddy re-evaluates the meaning of the phrase star oncologist. SLASH.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,715 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/16/2010 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
Muggle Studies by counterdogma reviews
Don't judge a person 'til you've walked a mile in their shoes. Draco has a Muggle Studies project, and he needs Potter's shoes. Warning: Possibly the most ridiculous thing I've ever written. D/H
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,398 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 21 - Published: 1/12/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Ad Nauseam by Minnionette reviews
Since Harry didn’t succeed the first time, he goes back into the past to fix his mistakes again. And again, and again. Too bad no one explained that first time how Voldemort tagging along was just the Universe keeping things fair and balanced.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,661 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 711 - Follows: 164 - Published: 3/19/2009 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Stop the World! I Wanna Get Off by Mijan reviews
In which Harry quits in spectacular fashion, and nobody's happy about it... including Draco Malfoy. Written before HBP. Slashy overtones.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,361 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 55 - Published: 10/21/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Above Average by Saber ShadowKitten reviews
Harry Potter was just an average kid. HD Complete
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 553 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 321 - Follows: 29 - Published: 2/26/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
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Currere Sex reviews
After helping the Legion to victory, a female Courier finds that Caesar's limited respect doesn't count for much in a male-dominated society. But she's not the only one unhappy with the status quo, and Vulpes Inculta has a secret.
Fallout - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 51,468 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 8/20 - Published: 2/15 - Courier, Vulpes Inculta, Arcade G., Caesar
Never Will reviews
Harry has graduated Hogwarts, but the War still rages on. Dumbledore embarked on the quest to destroy horcruxs on his own, preferring to keep Harry safely contained in 12 Grimmauld Place. With danger and death surrounding them all, strange behavior and even stranger relationships emerge from the chaos. But will they last? HP/SS. HBP spoilers, but not compliant.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,368 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 2/2/2014 - Published: 1/19/2014 - Harry P., Severus S.
Unconditional reviews
Sometimes you just have to write the Draco Malfoy Finally Tells his Father to Bugger Off story. Featuring: independent!Draco, confusing!Harry, Ravenclaws, tattoos, and finding out how much of Lucius' wisdom was really just bullshit.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 18,652 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 1/6/2012 - Published: 7/1/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
A Sad and Sordid Story reviews
Snape's not the worst father in the world, but he's in the running. Well, none of us really thought he would be very good, anyway. This is the story of one Serena Snape, a Gryffindor with a greasy git for a father. Fully summary in profile.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 35,805 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/4/2010 - Published: 9/20/2010 - Severus S. - Complete
Coffee: The Great Unifier, AKA FREDDIE reviews
The story of how a few very broken people are brought back together by coincidence, conversation, and coffee. Fred W/Harry P, Harry P/Draco M. REWORKED AND COMPLETED.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,270 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/21/2010 - Published: 2/5/2007 - Fred W., Harry P. - Complete
In Which Draco Malfoy Is Not Gay reviews
A series of oneshots in which Draco Malfoy is not gay.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,359 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 9/20/2010 - Published: 8/11/2007 - Draco M.
Fifty Sentences reviews
Fifty one-sentence prompts about Shawn and Gus' relationship.
Psych - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,808 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 14 - Published: 8/19/2010 - Burton G./Gus, Shawn S. - Complete
A Doctor Without a TARDIS
What happens to Rose and the substitute Doctor after Journey's End. While it would be nice to believe they were in love and got married and lived happily ever after, you know that's not how it happened. It couldn't.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,791 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/28/2010 - 10th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
Beautiful reviews
Fifty sentences concerning one Rose Tyler and her Doctor, or, if you like, the Doctor and his Rose.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,573 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/8/2009 - 9th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
Count the Ways reviews
50 sentence prompts concerning the Doctor and Rose Tyler.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,567 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/10/2009 - Rose T., 9th Doctor - Complete
The Torchwood Drabbles reviews
Series of TW Drabbles written for a livejournal community.
Torchwood - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,449 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/10/2009 - Jack H., Ianto J.
The Second Lie Hermione Ever Told reviews
Hermione ran screaming out of the DADA final because McGonagall told her her marks were bad? Lame. So lame. This is what really happened.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 625 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 15 - Published: 3/10/2009 - Hermione G. - Complete
Doing the Math reviews
Predictability is so... predictable. Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 995 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/10/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Shards in Grey reviews
Lex-centric drabble.
Smallville - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 152 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3/10/2009 - Lex L. - Complete
Clark Kent: Resident Alien, Superhero, Psychopath reviews
Clark often wondered if he was insane. Well, who could blame him? His parents told him he was an alien, and he had all these weird powers - for all he knew he got whammed in the head with a meteor and has Post Traumatic Stress Disorder.
Smallville - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,173 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/10/2009 - Published: 8/10/2007 - Clark K./Superman, Lex L. - Complete
Of Peaches and Poe reviews
Sirius watches Remus read. Epiphanies ensue.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 321 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/13/2007 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
The Dark Lord Lives reviews
Nothing is as good as you remember it. Not even me... slash. full summary in profile
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,329 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/10/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
My Hero reviews
My Hero or - The Last Will and Testament of the Late Draco Malfoy Harry gets a lecture on How This Saving-The-World Thing Is Supposed To Go. Rule #1: Heroes never give in to temptation. You're a hero, Harry. Deal with it. Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 781 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Published: 8/10/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Looking Forward reviews
A few years after the end of The Angel Experiment. Fang isn't nice and Nudge is fragile. Not a good combination, but at least she has Iggy to fall back on.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 328 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/10/2007 - Complete
When Lightning Strikes reviews
When you're young, anything is possible. Or at least, the young always think it is.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 292 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/10/2007 - Severus S. - Complete
Little White Lies reviews
Draco has been cursed from birth and only until his sixteenth birthday to live. If Harry doesn't kill him before then, Draco's horcrux will be lost forever. Because Harry has a hero complex, and sometimes little white lies can save broken hearts. Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 831 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/6/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Batman reviews
Or 'The Mystery of the Malicious Messages'. Someone's leaving mean little notes all over the seventh year students' things! Almost everyone suspects Harry. Will the resulting uproar bring Harry and Hermione closer than ever? No. It won't. HarryDraco
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,732 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/5/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
An Overabundance of Maps reviews
The Death Eaters are dropping like flies, and in a lastditch effort to recruit new members, Wormtail has been assigned to find a way to turn rats into humans! Will Brain finally be able to conquer the world, or at least the Wizarding one?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Pinky and the Brain - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,917 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/30/2007 - Complete
Greener Than the Scenery reviews
Harry is in love with Malfoy, and Ron feels betrayed, but Ron's problems run deeper than jealousy, and all is not as it seems. Vaguely inspired by Bloody Valentine by Good Charlotte.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,717 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Published: 1/30/2007 - Ron W., Harry P. - Complete