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Hi everyone!

I am a Percy Jackson, Maze Runner, and Harry Potter nerd, and I kind of like Divergent and Hunger Games. I am a huge fan of anime and I love the Netflix Originals HTTYD: Race To the Edge, A Series Of Unfortunate Events, and Voltron: Legendary Defender. I, er, thought you oughtta know. *awkward cough*

Stuff about me!

Hobbies: Reading and writing, listening to music, occasionally drawing, and playing with my cat.

Age: Older than elementary, but younger than high school! I’ll let you guess how old I am :p

Features: Glasses, medium-length jet-black hair, and brown eyes

Gender: Female

Personality: I am insane. Like, SERIOUSLY crazy. Half-introvert, half-extrovert (if that makes sense). Really kooky and makes the crappiest jokes ever. Anime lover and a fangirl AND PROUD OF IT!!

Llama: Laughing Loudly At Mostly Anything. A friend and I made this up - MAKE IT VIRAL, PEEPS!

NOW THE COPY AND PASTE STUFF!!!!! A LOT OF IT...(SCROLL TO THE BOTTOM IF YOU DON'T WANT TO READ IT ALL)

I'm that girl

The one that likes books more than boys

The one who pretends not to be sad, just to make others happy

The one who always wonders what she did wrong

The one who writes to escape

The one who just wants to help

The one that really wants to make a difference

The one that sticks to her values

The one that refuses to believe that this is it

The one that will do anything to make a better tomorrow

The one who won't give in

The one that won't give up

Dear bullies, see that boy doing his homework in homeroom? Last night, he talked his friend out of suicide. See that girl you just called fat? She is starving herself. See that old man you just made fun of for his ugly scars? He fought for our country. See that young boy just made fun of for always being sick? He has to walk home in the snow because his family is too poor. See that girl you just made of for wearing too much makeup? You bullied her for being ugly without it.

Re-post this if you are against bullying. I bet 95% of you won't.

The Percy Jackson pledge~~

I promise to remember Percy whenever I'm at sea

I promise to remember Annabeth whenever a spider comes at me

I promise to protect nature, for Grover's sake of course!

I promise to remember Luke when my heart fills with remorse

I promise to remember Chiron whenever I see a sign that says ''free pony ride''

I promise to remember Tyson whenever a friend says they'll stick by my side

I promise to remember Thalia whenever a friend is scared of heights

I promise to remember Clarisse whenever I see someone that gives me a fright!

I promise to remember Bianca whenever I see a sister scold her younger brother

I promise to remember Nico whenever I see someone who doesn't get along with others

I promise to remember Zoe whenever I watch the stars

I promise to remember Rachel whenever a limo passes my car!

Yes, I promise to remember PJO wherever I may go!

The Heroes of Olympus Pledge~~~

I promise to remember Jason

whenever someone forgets something...

I promise to remember Piper

whenever I see someone feel unwanted by their parents...

I promise to remember Leo

when I see someone run away...

I promise to remember Annabeth

when someone misses someone...

I promise to remember Percy

when I see someone refuse to give up...

I promise to remember Hazel

when I see someone who has made a hard decision...

I promise to remember Frank

when someone is different than expected to be...

I promise to remember Reyna

when I see a leader...

I promise to remember Octavian

when I see a ripped toy...

I promise to remember Don the Faun

when someone asks me for money...

I promise to remember Heroes of Olympus

wherever I may go...

Newscasters are the people who tell you "Good evening" and then proceed to tell you why it's not.

I live in my own little world. But that's okay; they know me there.

If you can't convince them, confuse them

If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk.

Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible?

If your heart was really broken you'd be dead, so shut up.

You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you're all the same.

Don't make me mad... I'm known to bite at random.

Most teachers promote the three R's; Reading, 'Riting, and 'Rithmetic. Then there are those that promote three S's; Sit down, Shut up, and STOP DRIVING ME CRAZY!!

Don't you dare tell me the sky is the limit when there are footsteps on the moon.

I didn't invent sarcasm, but I perfected it

If you can't beat 'em, join 'em.

If you can't join 'em, bribe 'em.

If you can't bribe 'em, blackmail 'em.

If you can't blackmail 'em, kill 'em.

If you can't kill 'em, you're screwed.

When your teacher tells you to solve a problem on the board, go up there and start writing their life story.

Note to self: It is illegal to stab people for being stupid.

Don't upset me, I'm running out of places to hide the bodies.

Smile. It scares people.

What does not kill me had better run pretty darn fast!

Yeah, I'm crazy. Runs in the family. What's your excuse?

You sound almost chipper. What happened today-you run over a small child or something?

There are very few problems that can not be solved using a large amount of explosives.

I write for the same reason I breathe; if I didn't I would die.

I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away.

If you laugh, I will laugh. If you cry, I will cry. But, if you jump out a window, I will laugh harder.

If it starts actually raining cats and dogs, don't go outside.

I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.

A friend would help you up when you trip and fall. A best friend would laugh, trip you again, then laugh some more!

Instead of a sign that says "Do Not Disturb", I need one that says, "Already Disturbed. Proceed With Caution."

I don't know about you, but a highlight of my childhood was talking into the fan to hear my robot voice.

I couldn't ask for better friends. I could ask for normal friends, but where's the fun in that?!

My mission is accomplished. I ran down the street, threw skittles at people, and screamed, "TASTE THE FRICKIN' RAINBOW!"...So it was a good day.

I am so talented I can fall up the stairs, trip on flat surfaces, smack into the walls when walking normally, and get hit by a parked car. Aren't I just amazing?

Even if the voices aren't real, they have some good ideas!

Sanity? I never had such a useless thing to begin with!

Whoever said that words don't hurt never got hit by a dictionary.

I have the kind of friends that if my house was burning down, they'd be there making s'mores using the blaze and flirting with the firemen.

Sarcastic?! ME?! Never!

Sometimes I wonder, 'Why is that frisbee getting bigger?'...then it hits me.

Friends ask why you're crying...Best friends already have the shovel ready to bury the loser that made you cry.

Sarcasm is not a free service I offer...It's a personality trait.

I'm smiling. That alone should scare you.

Growing old is mandatory, growing up is optional.

What you're looking for is always in the last place you look..."Well, DUH, smart one! After you find it, you stop looking!"

When life gives you lemons, Throw them back and yell, "I want oranges!"

If a turtle is missing its shell is it homeless or naked? (To be honest, probably both.)

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's if you argue with yourself and LOSE, it's weird!

The voices and I took a vote and you're insane.

(On a T-Shirt) Who are you, and why are you reading my shirt?

Normal people worry me.

I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.

People say that I have totally lost it. I wasn't even aware I had it.

Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door.

You Know You're a Book Nerd If:

You can randomly open to a page and know exactly what's going on.

You stay up to read a book until 4 A.M., then get back up at 7 to continue reading.

Just about everything you do revolves around reading. If you're not reading, you're probably on fanfiction.net, drawing fan art, etc.

You try to get all of your friends to read your favorite books.

Everything reminds you of the book. (EVERYTHING)

You quote random lines all the time. (ALL THE TIME.)

You try to do things that the characters do, even though you know you can't.

You've gotten incredibly bored in class, and debated on doing something your favorite character can do to escape the class.

You have pictures of your favorite characters on your computer.

You've got a book memorized.

You've read a specific book more than five times. (lots...)

You've read a book with 400 pages in less than two days. (Of course, I have! That's tiny! It would only take about 4 hours, if I like the book.)

You've planned and prepared a siege on a writer's house because he/she killed a character you like/love/obsess over.

You blatantly deny it when someone calls a character fictional. (THEY'RE REAL TO ME! "No, no they are not." SHUT UP! *march away and refuse to speak*)

Definition of a fangirl

Fangirl (noun)

A female, usually between the ages of 12 and 19, that is obsessed with a particular fictional character(s) and, in turn, the actor(s) that portrays said character(s). Avoid fangirls in large groups, as they do tend to swarm, and if you are unlucky enough to catch them near their object of admiration, cover your ears. They have a bat-like shriek that can be heard from several city blocks away. All young actors beware.

(see also: Stalker in training)

*Being completely honest, we are dangerous as beings and in general when the object of our adoration either dies or is killed. You have been warned! Beware the over-emotional, completely dedicated, obsessed fangirl!*

My brain:

2% phone numbers

3% names

5% school knowledge

90% Fangirl-related things

How to Tell if You're a Writer
-If you talk to yourself.
-If you talk to yourself about talking to yourself (i.e. 'I wonder why I talk to myself?')
-If, when you talk to yourself, you sometimes speak as if talking to another person (i.e. 'Okay, so have you ever noticed that the word 'deliver' could mean someone's liver?')
-If, after uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand in awe and say, 'Wow, this is good stuff for sugar highs!'
-If you live off of sugar and caffeine.
-If people start to notice that you tend to check your e-mail every day for a week, then suddenly disappear off the face of the planet.
-If your e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.
-If, when replying to someone else's e-mail, you are sometimes so random that you fail to address the original message altogether.
-If you tend to collect the Bic Stics people leave lying around, kind of like picking pennies off the ground.
-If, no matter where you are in your room, you never have to so much as get up to reach a pen/pencil and paper.
-If the letters are starting to wear off on the keys of your keyboard.
-If people think you might have A.D.D/A.D.H.D.
-If you think it'd be cool to have A.D.D/A.D.H.D.
-If you start constantly talking in the third person, past tense.
-If you think about making lists like this and start giggling for no 'apparent' reason.
-If your friends don't even bother to look funny at you anymore when you start giggling for no apparent reason.
-And finally, the number one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101.
Copy and Paste this if you're a writer


15 Things to do when you're at Walmart!

1. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.

3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, "'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on layaway.

5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

8. Look right into the security camera and use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.

10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look."

12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, scream, "PICK ME! PICK ME!" until they leave.

13. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream, "NO! NO! It's those voices again!"

14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There's no toilet paper in here!

15.Grap a lot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting "Go, Pikachu, go!"

FUNNY THINGS TO DO IN AN ELEVATOR

1. When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.

2. Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.

3. Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones.

4. Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor your on.

5. Hold the doors open and say your waiting for a friend. After a while, let the doors close, and say, "Hi Greg. How's your day been?"

6. Drop a pen and wait until someone goes to pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!"

7. Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator.

8. Move your desk into the elevator and whenever anyone gets on, ask if they have an appointment.

9. Lay down the twister mat and ask people if they would like to play.

10. Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on, ask them if they can hear ticking.

11. Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.

12. Ask, "Did you feel that?"

13. Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally.

14. When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay, don't panic, they open again!"

15. Swat at flies that don't exist.

16. Tell people that you can see their aura.

17. Call out, "Group hug!" and then enforce it.

18. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, "Shut up, all of you, just shut up!"

19. Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside, ask, "Got enough air in there?"

20. Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.

21. Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in horror, "You're one of THEM!" and back away slowly.

22. Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers.

23. Listen to the elevator walls with your stethoscope.

24. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

25. Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce, "I have new socks on".

26. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers, "This is MY personal space!"

27. When a person in the elevator repeatedly pushes a button (such as "close" or "9") say, "Congratulations, you figured out that if you push the button 20 times, it works quicker!"

28. Whistle the first seven notes of "Its a Small World" incessantly.

29. Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear your's upside down.

30. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.

31. Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral.

32. Meow occasionally.

33. Bet the other passengers you can fit a quarter in your nose.

34. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.

35. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask, "Is that your beeper?"

36. Say "Ding!" at each floor.

37. Ask, "I wonder what all these do?" and push the red buttons.

38. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."


IN THE CINEMA: Wait for it to go quiet and then stand up loudly and yell "I can't find the remote to change the channel!"

Friend: Will bail me out of jail
Best friend: Would be in the room next to me saying, "THAT WAS AWESOME, LET'S DO IT AGAIN!!"

Friend: Will comfort me when he breaks up with me
Best friend: Will call him, whispering "Seven days..."

Friend: Will help me find my way when I'm lost
Best Friend: Will be the one messing with my compass, stealing my map and giving me bad directions

Friend: Will help me learn to drive
Best Friend: Will help me roll the car into the lake so I can collect insurance

Friend: Will watch my pets when I go away
Best Friend: Won't let me go away

Friend: Will help me up when I fall down
Best Friend: Will point and laugh because she tripped me

Friend: Will go to a concert with me
Best Friend: Will kidnap the band with me

Friend: Will comfort me when he breaks my heart
Best Friend: Will help me plot my revenge and get with his best friend

Friend: Calls your parents by "Mr." and "Mrs."
Best friend: Calls your parents mom and dad.

Friend: Has never seen you cry
Best Friend: Has always had the best shoulder to cry on

Friend: Never asks for anything to eat or drink
Best friend: Opens the fridge and makes herself at home

Friend: Asks you to write down your number.
Best friend: They ask you for their number (cuz they can't remember it)

Friend: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back
Best friend: Has a closet full of your stuff

Friend: Only knows a few things about you
Best friend: Could write a biography on your life

Friend: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing
Best friend: Will always go with you

Friend: Will help you find your prince.
Best friend: Will kidnap him and brings him to you.

Friend: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.
Best friend: Will laugh at you and say, "Haha, Loser!"

Friend: Will offer you a soda.
Best friend: Will dump theirs on you.

Friend: Will give you their umbrella in the rain.
Best friend: Will take yours and say, "Run - beep - run!"

Friend: Will help you move.
Best friend: Will help you move the bodies.

Friend: Will console you when your house catches on fire.
Best friend: Will roast marshmallows and flirt with the firemen.

Friend: Will ask why you're crying.
Best friend: Will already have the shovel ready to bury the loser that made you cry.

Friend: Will tell you she knows how you feel.
Best friend: Will just sit down and cry.

Friend: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
Best friend: Will already know not to tell.

Friend: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
Best friend: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say "Drink the rest of that! You know we don't waste!

Friend: Will never ask for food.
Best friend: Is the reason you have no food.

Friend: Will knock on your front door.
Best friend: Will walk right in and announce, "I'M HOME!"

Friend: Will say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world.
Best friend: Will not only kick everything out of their schedule to listen to what's wrong, but help come up with vindictive plans to make you feel a whole lot better!

Friend: Will say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours.
Best friend: Come right over and hang out with you, until you either fall asleep or kick them out.

Friend: Hides me from the cops
Best Friend: is probably the reason they are after me in the first place

Friend: Lets me make an idiot of myself in public
Best Friend: Is up there with me making an idiot out of herself too.


If you rearrange the following words, you'll find that the same letters spell the given definition. Someone out there either has too much
spare time, or is really good at Scrabble.

Dormitory: Dirty room

Astronomer: Moon starer

George Bush: He bugs Gore

The eyes: They see

Slot machine: Cash lost in me

Desperation: A rope ends it

Presbyterian: Best in prayer

Election results: Lies! Let's recount

Snooze alarm: Alas! no more z's

Eleven plus two: Twelve plus one

Mother in law: Woman Hitler

The Morse code: Here come dots

A decimal point: I'm a dot in place

The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was the other possibility.

As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5-year phase-in plan that would be known as "Euro-English".

In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make the Sivil servants jump with joy.

The hard "c" will be dropped in favor of "k". This should klear up konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.

There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like fotograf 2 letters shorter.

In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.

Governments wil enkourage the removal of double leters which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling.

Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is disgrasful and it should go away.

By the 4th yer peopl wil be reseptiv to steps such replasing "th" with "z" and "w" with "v".

During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be droped from vords kontaining "ou" and after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.

Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu understand ech oza. Ze drem of united urop vil finali kum tru.

Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German lik zey vunted in ze forst plas.

If zis mad yu smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.

98 percent of teens can walk without running into walls. If you're in the 2 percent that can't, copy and paste this into your profile.

My ceiling is white. I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two mooses meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs football? Chocolate tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy this into your profile!

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

Only crazy people can understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile!

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile.

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, copy this into your profile.

If you ever tripped over your own feet, copy this into your profile.

My best friend is insane, if you agree or if you have an insane friend than copy this to your profile.

If you have ever run into a tree, copy and paste this into your profile.

If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever stopped to look at something in the middle of a busy street, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped up the stairs, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever wanted to go into a book and slap/scream at a character copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have an increasingly sophisticated and extensive vocabulary, situate this in your characterization.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever repeatedly run into a glass door copy this into your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If you think that Writer's Block sucks, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you've ever thought about something when you were talking about something else, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever imagined killing off a fictional character to steal her fictional boyfriend and vice versa, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate those irritating mosquitos giving you mosquito bites, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten your name while introducing yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

IF YOU'VE EVER LEAPED DOWN THE HALLWAY OF A HOTEL AND TURNED THE CORNER AND SAW PEOPLE STARING AT YOU COPY AND PASTE THIS IN YOUR PROFILE.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever been pushed into an ice-cold pool copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever randomly fallen out of your chair, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with Fanfiction, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever asked a really stupid and obvious question, copy and paste this into your profile.

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters...copy and paste this into your profile.

IIf you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this into your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this into your profile.

IF YOU’VE BEEN ON THE COMPUTER FOR HOURS ON END, READING NUMEROUS FANFICTIONS, COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects...copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have inside jokes...with yourself...copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever worn stilettos so you could use them as a weapon, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you know the meaning of the word "penultimate", copy and paste this into your profile.

If you can solve a Rubik's cube without using a fork, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you go through profiles like mad, looking at all of the copy/paste-thingies, and copy/paste every single one that has a remote chance of being interesting, fill up your profile to the limit and continue doing it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever done anything incredibly stupid for no apparent reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over air, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word, and you do at random moments, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you risk severe lower back problems because of being hunched over the computer so long, copy and paste this into your profile then get off the goddamn computer, Quasimodo!

If you've ever copied and pasted something into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

If you ever forgot what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile

If you are the kind of person that gets really excited when you get like two reviews, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you love to "copy and paste it", even though they're pretty much useless, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped where there is a ‘watch your step’ sign, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen off a chair backward, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever run up a down escalator copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this into your profile.

I'm bored...If you're bored then paste this into your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do...

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. Copy this into your profile if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "Where to begin?"

If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think the Coacoa Puff turkey thing should go to rehab, copy this into your profile.

If you're a perfectionist and it gets you in trouble more times than humans have created a number for, copy this into your profile.

If you compulsively edit other people's work, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever tried to put your hair behind your ears and ended up poking yourself in the eye, copy this into your profile.

If you're often confused for a shy and quiet person (but definitely aren't), copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy and paste this into your profile.

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have music in your soul, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you've met your not-blood-related twin (in resemblance or personality), copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever felt like killing someone (or more than one person) because they wouldn't leave you alone when you told them not to distract you because you were busy, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever been standing straight up and suddenly fell down for no apparent reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've walked under something that was about two feet above your head and ducked anyway copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this into your profile.

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If you ever forgot what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile

IF YOU HAVE EVER BURST OUT LAUGHING ABOUT SOMETHING IN A BOOK, AND PEOPLE LOOKED AT YOU WEIRD, COPY AND PASTE THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE!

If you think those stupid kids should just give the poor rabbit the flippin' Trix, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever run down an "up" escalator, copy and paste this into your profile.

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If you ever wondered who made up all the 'copy this into your profile' thingies then COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

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If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this into your profile.

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If you have sudden mood changes out of nowhere copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're crazy and you know it, don't just clap your hands, but copy and paste this into your profile!

If you ever wished you could talk to animals or be an animal, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever walked into a window copy this onto your profile

If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever yelled at an inanimate object for not listening to you, copy and paste this into your profile.

If that inanimate object now hates you more because you yelled at it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are in Lalaland most of the time copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile.

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PONDER THIS

Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?

Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?

Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

Why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance that little indestructible black box is?

Can fat people go skinny-dipping?

If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is that considered a hostage situation?

If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?

So what's the speed of dark?

How come abbreviated is such a long word?

Since light travels faster than sound, isn't that why some people appear bright until you hear them speak?

Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn't zigzag?

A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops On my desk, I have a work station. Shouldn't that be where the work stops?

If quitters never win, and winners never quit, what fool came up with, "Quit while you're ahead"?

Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks?

Should women put pictures of missing husbands on beer cans?

Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we supposed to do...write to these men?

How much deeper would oceans be if sponges didn't live there?

After eating, do amphibians need to wait an hour before getting OUT of the water?

Why don't they just make mouse-flavored cat food?

If you're sending someone some Styrofoam, what do you pack it in?

Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?

Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?

Isn't Disney World a people trap operated by a mouse?

Whose cruel idea was it for the word "lisp" to have an "s" in it?

Why can't you find fresh sardines in the fish market?

Why do so many old people eat at cafeterias?

Why does an "X" stand for a kiss?

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

Why do we teach kids that violence is not the answer and then have them read about wars in school that solved America's problems?

Why is Donkey Kong called "DONKEY" Kong if he's a monkey?

If your name is Mr. Crunch, and you joined the Navy, would you eventually be Captain Crunch?

Why is it that 364 days of the year, parents tell their kids not to take candy from strangers, yet on Halloween, it's encouraged!?

Can't anybody who has a job go in the "employees only" doors at restaurants? Shouldn’t they be more specific and say "employees of this place only"?

Isn't it weird how the main characters in Maximum Ride and Dark Angel are both genetically recombinant beings named Max?

If a missing person sees their picture on a milk carton that offers a reward, would they get the money?

Can bald people get lice?

Why are people so scared of mice, yet we all love Mickey Mouse?

Why do we wash behind our ears? Who really looks there?

Why don't the hairs on your arms get split ends?

Why did Yankee Doodle name the feather in his hat Macaroni?

"Cute as a button." Is that supposed to be a compliment? Since when are buttons cute?

Can you breathe out of your nose and mouth at the same time?

Why does the sun lighten our hair, but darken our skin?

Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, while dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?

Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?

Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?

Why are they called "apartments" when they are all stuck together?

If con is the opposite of pro, is "Congress" the opposite of "progress"?

Why is it called common sense if it's so rare?

Heaven doesn't want me and Hell is afraid I'll take over.

Labels are for cans, and in case you haven't noticed - I'm not a can, so don't label me.

Excuse me...have you seen my sanity?...I think I lost it.

Whoever said nothing is impossible, never tried slamming a revolving door...

STRESS: A condition brought on by over-riding the bodies natural desire to choke the living daylights out of some jerk who desperately deserves it.

I had a friend once, but then the rope broke and he got away.

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder.

I'm the kind of person who will burst out laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.

Being mature is overrated.

Being weird is like being normal, only better.

I see regular people!

I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me.

Life isn't passing me by, it's trying to run me over.

One day, will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject

When angry, count to ten, when very angry, swear.

I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it

I believe you should live each day as if it is your last, which is why I don't have any clean laundry because, come on, who wants to wash clothes on the last day of their life?

Never knock on Death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.

Silence is golden and duct tape is silver.

When life gives you lemons throw them in life's face, they're probably poisoned.

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then watch the world wonder how you did it.

If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk

I've got A.D.D and magic markers, oh the thrills I will have!

Life is like a pack of gum... I've yet to figure out why.

Be insane... because well-behaved girls never made history.

Your weirdness is creeping my imaginary friend out.

One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh, he took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.

WARNING: Do NOT walk in my footsteps... I tend to walk into walls, and off the occasional cliff.

I’m not afraid of Death, what’s it gonna do kill me?

It’s always the last place you look. Of course, it is - why would I keep looking after I’ve found it?

If two wrongs don't make a right, try three.

I'm so gangster, I carry a squirt gun.

Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you do criticize them, you're a mile away and have their shoes.

I'm sick of following my dreams. I'm just going to ask them where they're going, and hook up with them later.

The sooner you fall behind the more time you'll have to catch up.

If you can't fix it with duck tape you haven't used enough!

I didn't lose my mind, I sold it on eBay.

There is no "I" in "team" but there is definitely an "ME"...

I ran with scissors, and lived!

I agree with the dictionary: girls before guys, partying before studying, sisters before misters, and friends before love.

Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I think I've forgotten this before.

There are three kinds of people in the world: ones that can count and ones that can't count.

I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck my friends, for I may not return alive.

I'm not afraid of Death. What's he gonna do, kill me?

Duct tape is like the force, it has a light side and a dark side and it holds the universe together.

Education is important. School, however, is another matter.

Don’t mess with me - I've got a stick.

I can only please one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow's not looking good, either.

I smile cause I don't know what the heck is going on.

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

He who laughs last thinks slowest.

Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.

Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.

A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries.

The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room.

When you go into court, you are putting yourself in the hands of 12 people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.

Keep smiling - it makes everyone wonder what you're up to.

I am NOT saying you're stupid...I'm just implying it.

If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague.

Don't run in the school hall, gliding is more fun!

I'm the kind of girl who would get fired at the M&M's company for eating most of them.

I'm the kind of girl who's not afraid to prank my friends.

If all else fails, destroy all evidence that you tried.

Two wrongs don't make a right, but they make a good excuse.

The person who smiles when things go wrong has found someone to blame it on.

Never argue with an idiot. They'll just drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.

I'd tell you to go to Hell, but I work there and really don't want to see you every day.

Normal people scare me...but not as much as I scare them.

Even if the voices aren't real, they have some good ideas.

Curiosity killed the cat, but satisfaction brought it back.

Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.

When in doubt, push random buttons!

There's always a light at the end of the tunnel. Of course, it's usually an oncoming express train.

There are three kinds of people. Those who learn by reading, a few who learn by observation, and the rest who have to test the electric fence for themselves.

Just when I think you've said the stupidest thing ever you just keep on talking.

You know, you do this annoying thing where you open your mouth and then these things you call words come out. Yeah like that. Stop it.

Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.

A clear conscience is usually a sign of memory loss.

There are no stupid questions, just a lot of inquisitive idiots.

I'm not as dumb as you look.

Love your enemies. It gets them really confused.

Writing isn't a career, it's more of a mental illness.

Anything thrown hard enough should hurt.

Curiosity killed the cat, Satisfaction brought him back, but Stupidity killed him again.

Flying is simple, you just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

Some say the glass is half full, some say it's half empty, I say, "Are you gonna drink that?"

All people have the right to stupidity but some people abuse the privilege.

The trouble with life is there's no background music.

A clean house is a sign of a broken computer!

Do not walk behind me for I may not lead, do not walk in front of me for I may not follow, do not walk beside me either. JUST LEAVE ME ALONE!

Don't piss me off, I'm running out of places to hide the bodies.

I don't get even, I get odder.

If Life gives you lemons, make lemonade. Then throw the lemon skins back at Life and steal the oranges you asked for!

In order to lose your mind, you have to have one in the first place.

I've learned from my mistakes, and I'm sure I could repeat them exactly.

You have the right to remain silent, anything you say will be misquoted and used against you.

Chaos, panic, pandemonium, mayhem. My work here is done.

At my lemonade stand, I used to give away the first glass for free, and charge five dollars for the refill. It contained the antidote.

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Sugar is sweet,
And so are you.
But the roses are wilting,
The violets are dead,
The sugar bowl's empty,
And so is your head.

REMEMBER WHEN ...
Getting HiGH meant swinging at a playground?
The worst thing you could get from a boy was c0otiEs?
When your W0RST ENEMiES were your siblings?
And rAcE iSsuEs were about who ran fastest?
When - WAR- was a card game
And life was simple and carefree?
Remember when all you wanted to do
WAS GROW UP?

Put this in your profile if you're still 5 inside...No matter how old you are.

7 Reasons Not to Mess with Children (small children)

A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.
The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.
The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.
Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.
The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah".
The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?"
The little girl replied, "Then you ask him".

A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each child's work.
As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was.
The girl replied, "I'm drawing God."
The teacher paused and said, "But no one knows what God looks like."
Without missing a beat, or looking up from her drawing, the girl replied, "They will in a minute."

A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five and six-year-olds.
After explaining the commandment to "honor" thy Father and thy Mother, she asked, "Is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat our brothers and sisters?"
Without missing a beat one little boy (the oldest of a family) answered, "Thou shall not kill."

One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast on her brunette head.
She looked at her mother and inquisitively asked, "Why are some of your hairs white, Mom?"
Her mother replied, "Well, every time that you do something wrong and make me cry or unhappy, one of my hairs turns white."
The little girl thought about this revelation for a while and then said, "Momma, how come ALL of grandma's hairs are white?"

The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture.
"Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say, 'There's Jennifer, she's a lawyer,' or 'That's Michael, he's a doctor.'
A small voice at the back of the room rang out, "And there's the teacher, she's dead."

A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood. Trying to make the matter clearer, she said, "Now, class, if I stood on my head, the blood, as you know, would run into it, and I would turn red in the face."
"Yes," the class said.
"Then why is it that while I am standing upright in the ordinary position the blood doesn't run into my feet?"
A little fellow shouted,
"Cause your feet ain't empty."

The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray:
"Take only ONE. God is watching."
Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies.
A child had written a note, "Take all you want. God is watching the apples."

If you can read this message, you should be glad because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all:

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Copy/Paste this in your profile if you could read this!

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I recommend all of these books, seeing as I spend most of my time reading either fanfiction or books.

Favorite books:

Heroes of Olympus pentalogy- Rick Riordan

Percy Jackson and the Olympians pentalogy- Rick Riordan

Magnus Chase and the Gods of Asgard trilogy - Rick Riordan

The Trials of Apollo pentalogy - Rick Riordan

The Maze Runner trilogy - James Dashner

Harry Potter series, books 1-8 - J.K. Rowling

The Hunger Games trilogy - Suzanne Collins

Divergent trilogy - Veronica Roth

Warriors - Erin Hunter

Stories I am writing!

Ariana Is A Demigod! Status: Completed

Tick-Tock. Status: In progress

Also, check out my ficfriend M.J. Lyte! He's pretty cool!

Forever and "always",

~DiAngelo646

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Fated to Save by ComicNerdForLife reviews
Going to the past on a mission to save everyone? Easy. Going to the past to do said mission and bumping into younger versions of your parents who don't know who you are? Not so much. Follow along as the children of The Seven go into the past to help their family save the world. Hilarity, Awkwardness, and Heartfelt Family moments ensue. (Book One of Three)
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 35 - Words: 98,476 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 7/31 - Published: 3/5/2018 - Annabeth C., Percy J., Jason G., Leo V. - Complete
Albus Potter and the Abyssal Vortex by NoahPhantom reviews
*SERIES COMPLETE!* Book 7 of 7, sequel to "Albus Potter and the Chaos Contagion." (Read all previous installments first!) The fate of the world hangs in the balance as Albus discovers there is a very fine line between power and madness, a very blurry line between right and wrong, and no line at all between our world and the Abyssal Vortex. FINALLY COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 36 - Words: 254,720 - Reviews: 1110 - Favs: 285 - Follows: 292 - Updated: 5/25 - Published: 3/19/2015 - Teddy L., Albus S. P., Victoire W., Lucy W. - Complete
We're Off To See The Wizards (Of Hogwarts!) by TheEmeraldBadger reviews
In this overused story line, the 7 and few other demigods go to Hogwarts to protect the Golden Trio. Canon ships only. Probably. If I have accidentally stolen anyone's ideas for this story I am really sorry. Rated T because I'm paranoid, and I don't know where the story will go.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Supernatural - Chapters: 16 - Words: 27,172 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 11/8/2019 - Published: 10/19/2017
Legends of Olympus: Olympus' Lyte by M.J. Lyte reviews
Percy had it all. Life was finally going smoothly. But when a new prophecy emerges, speaking of the greatest power they have ever faced, Percy and Annabeth must not only bring the 7 back together to fight against primordial power, but must also go on a National Treasure- like quest, following clews left behind to reassemble a weapon older than the gods themselves.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 41 - Words: 51,759 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 6/8/2019 - Published: 11/19/2017 - Percy J., Annabeth C., OC
Hurricane: Leo Valdez by uNICOrnDIANGELO reviews
Maia Jackson, Percy Jackson's twin, wakes up on a bus with no memories of who she is or why she's there. Life only gets crazier from there and she ends up falling for a certain Hispanic boy. He couldn't possibly love her back... could he?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 102,735 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 2/28/2019 - Published: 12/2/2017
Angelus Fortuna by Crimson Rosary reviews
After watching the near-death experience of his godfather, Harry finally decides that Dumbledore doesn't really have the power he claims to have. In order to protect himself, his family and his friends, Harry chooses to side with Voldemort. But what does the Dark Lord have to say to that? LVHP; Mpreg
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 102,407 - Reviews: 505 - Favs: 2,427 - Follows: 2,845 - Updated: 10/8/2018 - Published: 9/3/2015 - Harry P., Voldemort, Tom R. Jr.
Our Sins Make Us Pure(PJO AU) by BlueHearted reviews
[Discontinued]Hunters destroy Sins and Sins destroy Hunters. This has been the way of the world for centuries,until now. What happens when in order to break this curse,they must fall in love?Can these teenagers who were born to hate each other,help each other? {PJO AU}
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 9 - Words: 23,527 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/22/2018 - Published: 3/27/2018 - Percy J., Annabeth C., Leo V., Calypso
In Your Eyes by DisneyOUATgirl1437 reviews
When I was little, my Aunt told me and my cousins a story about one boy. She said he wasn't real though. If she only knew how wrong she was... Ever since that night when the boy who would never grow up landed in front of my window, my life's changed forever. (PeterXOC)
Peter Pan - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 81 - Words: 314,093 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 7/1/2018 - Published: 2/11/2016 - [Peter P., OC] - Complete
The Lost Souls by BlueHearted reviews
[On Hold] {Book One in the Nathaniel Bacon & The Monsters } Everyone always said I was special,I never believed them.Until the day I found out. That I was the key to the end,the world's demise.I couldn't just be like any other demigod no,I just had to be special.Only problem is I want to be the hero but if I make one wrong move... I become the villain,of my own story.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,803 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/24/2018 - Published: 3/18/2018 - OC, Nyx, Zoë N., Iris
Babysitting Adventures by Ari 347 reviews
When three paladins are changed to toddlers, it's up to the only capable paladin to take care of them...Hunk! Based on the art by FoxyJoy on Tumblr!
Voltron: Legendary Defender - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,960 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 6/14/2018 - Published: 2/28/2018 - Keith, Lance, Hunk, Pidge G./Katie H.
Soaring High by jesternator reviews
Annabeth has been training for the past 5 years of her life to finally get her wings at the Winging Ceremony. When she finally gets her wings, they have a symbol on them, which is super rare! This symbol will bond her to one of another gender, and she hopes it is with her crush Luke Castellan. But of course, she's bonded with the one person she just can't stand. Percy Jackson.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 21 - Words: 48,681 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 5/20/2018 - Published: 11/2/2017
Persassy is so sassy by SonofPoseidon747 reviews
How sassy is Persassy: Persassy is so sassy the people not as sassy wish they could have an amount of sass that is the level of sass that belongs to Persassy. One shot, but I might add a few chapters if you review enough. (Disclaimer: Characters belong to Rick Riordan.)
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,989 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 3/31/2018 - Published: 10/16/2017
Squirrel Surprise by Fangirl Shrieks reviews
"It's 2 in the morning and I was just trying to get home, but I left my sunroof open all day and now there's a squirrel in my car. It scared me and I drove into a pole – would you please stop laughing you're a cop, you're supposed to be helping!" OR Annabeth is driving home when she crashes her car because of a squirrel. She calls the police; they send Percy. Percabeth AU ONESHOT
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,932 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 31 - Published: 3/31/2018 - Complete
This Means War by CombatTombat reviews
Banished to Tartarus by the orders of the Fates, Percy is left to fend for himself, not even having his trusty Riptide at his side. He has ten years before he is to be freed, but beings older than time itself are stirring, leaving only Percy to face off an ancient threat. In order to fight this threat, Percy has to sacrifice who he is, and become someone new. A king. Rewriting!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 45,192 - Reviews: 518 - Favs: 1,542 - Follows: 1,173 - Updated: 3/12/2018 - Published: 2/1/2018 - Annabeth C., Percy J., Zoë N., Iapetus - Complete
something wicked this way comes by sanskrits reviews
— Something is going on with the undead. Olympus Agency's Special Agent Nico di Angelo absolutely intends to find out what it is, and thus finds himself at the generic Riverside High School trying not to drown in a bigger mystery than he signed up for. / nico x will, au
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 35,407 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 3/9/2018 - Published: 11/30/2017 - [Nico A., Will S.] Jason G., Hazel L. - Complete
Wendy Bird by greyzonebooks reviews
Wendy is a grown-up. It's the night of her debutante ball, and her world of knee socks and mathematics is swiftly replaced by a dash to marry her off as soon as possible. But what about the boy who haunts her dreams at night, the boy who just might have grown up alongside her?
Peter Pan - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,937 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 2/23/2018 - Published: 1/24/2018 - Peter P., Wendy D.
Fuck You Flowers by Fangirl Shrieks reviews
He slapped 20 bucks onto the counter. "How do I passive-aggressively say fuck you in a flower?" OR Annabeth is a college student who works a summer job at a flower shop. Percy, also a college student, comes in and asks for a strange bouquet request in attempt to quit his current summer job. Percabeth AU ONESHOT Rated T because of minor language and I'm paranoid :P
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,508 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 66 - Published: 2/5/2018 - [Percy J., Annabeth C.] - Complete
ROADTRIP! by WarriorAngel1806 reviews
Percy, Annabeth, Leo, Jason and Piper are on a road trip to visit Hazel and Frank in Camp Jupiter. Should be fun right? RnR. hope you liked it!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,052 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/1/2018 - Published: 12/23/2017 - Complete
How Camp-Halfblood Fell And Burst Into Flames by SSSRHA reviews
Nico's AWOL, Percy's going crazy, Leo's so, so sorry, Hades will need a night lamp for the next three weeks, and Annabeth? Well...suffice to say, she isn't happy. And all because Leo gave Nico some candy...
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,561 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/10/2017 - Complete
The Demigod Games by FandomsForeva reviews
Once a year, 24 children are Reaped to participate in a fight to the death. This year is no different. From a blonde genius from 3 to a bitter black-haired boy from 12 to the reluctant green-eyed volunteer from 4, the contestants come from all walks of life. Still, they all have one common goal-to survive. Who will come out on top? T-M for murder and language. Now COMPLETE!
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 32 - Words: 80,498 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 6/22/2016 - Published: 2/13/2016 - Annabeth C., Nico A., Percy J., Reyna R. - Complete
Forever and a Day by Datrandomfangirl reviews
The battle with Gaia may be over, but Jen and Leo's lives are still far from normal. With a new prophecy being thrown into the mix and Sara Harper somehow tying into everything, the demigods face uncertainty around every corner. One thing is for certain though: nothing can get between Jen and Leo…or can it? IASNILWY sequel.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,848 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 21 - Published: 9/30/2015 - Leo V., Gleeson H.
The God-slayers by DenshaKuro reviews
Sally Jackson didn't survive after giving birth to Percy. Percy doesn't have anyone to go, but someone took an interest in Percy and eventually adopted him. Though unofficially. Thus a change in fate, under the tutelage of his adoptive father, he becomes a dark warrior where he slays evil gods, and eventually to ensure the downfall of the Olympians.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 97,766 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 551 - Follows: 575 - Updated: 6/25/2015 - Published: 10/12/2012 - Percy J.
Albus Potter and the Chaos Contagion by NoahPhantom reviews
*SERIES COMPLETE!* Book 6/7. Sequel to "Albus Potter and the Hourglass Empire." Magical science, like Muggle technology, has progressed so rapidly that the world is destabilizing. Spells of unknown limits are now possible. Dabbling with this kind of power changes a person: the Chaos Contagion will take your mind, and nothing can get it back. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 183,642 - Reviews: 795 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 182 - Updated: 3/7/2015 - Published: 8/1/2014 - Albus S. P., Rose W., Hugo W., Lily Luna P. - Complete
Hermione Granger And The Quest For Merlin's Blessing by Hippothestrowl reviews
Explores the close, loving friendship between Hermione and Harry mainly from Hermione's viewpoint. Is it enough to form a devoted life-partnership even if they're not romantically in love? Might their love be just as true? And if so, what could bring them together? The story is fluffy, sometimes sensual, but never smutty or crude, and, of course, has the touch of magic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 14 - Words: 116,846 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 358 - Follows: 268 - Updated: 10/28/2014 - Published: 7/7/2014 - [Hermione G., Harry P.] Luna L., Neville L. - Complete
Albus Potter and the Hourglass Empire by NoahPhantom reviews
*SERIES COMPLETE!* Book 5/7. Anything is possible with magic... even a hidden city buried beyond discovery beneath the shifting Egyptian sands. Sequel to "Albus Potter and the Descent of Dismiusa." Hogwarts has been shaken. Scarred but intact, Albus fights to keep his mind as darkness closes in from all directions. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 200,167 - Reviews: 1363 - Favs: 283 - Follows: 207 - Updated: 9/1/2014 - Published: 11/15/2013 - Albus S. P., Rose W., Lily Luna P., James S. P. - Complete
Albus Potter and the Descent of Dismiusa by NoahPhantom reviews
*SERIES COMPLETE!* Book 4/7. Sequel to "Albus Potter and the Sandblood Rising." Albus is stressed. The world is in turmoil, and his family is in danger; even his own mind is acting strange. And an ancient power is awakening. Who will seize control, or will it run wild? Legends will come to life and death will be cheated in Albus's 4th year. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 29 - Words: 217,531 - Reviews: 1143 - Favs: 373 - Follows: 244 - Updated: 12/21/2013 - Published: 6/29/2013 - Albus S. P., Rose W., James S. P. - Complete
Albus Potter and the Sandblood Rising by NoahPhantom reviews
*SERIES COMPLETE!* Book 3/7. They call themselves Sandbloods. They're Squibs; less than Mudbloods, their magic dried up, like mud to sand. They've targeted the Potters. Unaware of this, and eager to learn to use two wands, Albus enters third year. But if he suddenly can't use even the simplest spells, how will he fight the Sandblood Rising? COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 143,184 - Reviews: 753 - Favs: 365 - Follows: 214 - Updated: 6/8/2013 - Published: 1/25/2013 - Albus S. P., James S. P. - Complete
Albus Potter and the Lunar Eclipse by NoahPhantom reviews
*SERIES COMPLETE!* Book 2/7. Sequel to "Albus Potter and the Global Revelation." Structured like original HP books. Albus begins his second year at Hogwarts, immediately becoming immersed in the mysteries of a suspicious Lunar Eclipse festival and strange noises coming from the forest and under the castle. Longer summary inside. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 105,618 - Reviews: 371 - Favs: 347 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 1/19/2013 - Published: 10/13/2012 - Albus S. P., James S. P. - Complete
Albus Potter and the Global Revelation by NoahPhantom reviews
*SERIES COMPLETE!* Book 1/7. Structured like original HP books. Albus starts at Hogwarts! The world is in tumult over a vital question: in the age of technology, should Muggles be informed of magic now before they find out anyway? But there are more problems (see long summary inside). And Albus is right in the center of them all. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 106,469 - Reviews: 446 - Favs: 710 - Follows: 371 - Updated: 10/13/2012 - Published: 8/11/2012 - Albus S. P., James S. P. - Complete
Are You Cross? by Angelauthor14 reviews
Harry is rescued from the Dursleys at the age of four and is raised by Sirius and Remus. A childhood that Harry deserved! Lots of bonding as Harry begins to trust Sirius and Remus. First fic, so please review. WARNING: DURSLEY ABUSE!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 49 - Words: 126,051 - Reviews: 2031 - Favs: 1,511 - Follows: 1,255 - Updated: 12/10/2009 - Published: 4/2/2008 - Harry P., Sirius B.
Ill Words by moon-dragon3 reviews
Snape finally goes too far in hurting Harry. Harry develops serious problems - FINISHED - Please read and review!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 30,177 - Reviews: 474 - Favs: 609 - Follows: 249 - Updated: 2/9/2003 - Published: 12/22/2002 - Harry P., Severus S.
Ariana Is A Demigod! reviews
Hey! This is Ariana Campbell, a child of Hades! This is the tale of how she got to Camp Half-Blood and her life was turned upside down. Quests, talking cats, and a few more oddities! Please read and drop a review! Disclaimer: Some characters may seem OOC, and all characters that are not mine belong to Rick Riordan. I am not very good at following deadlines. Sorry 'bout that.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 14,713 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/23/2018 - Published: 12/11/2017 - Complete