imsanehonest
hide bio
PM . Follow . Favorite
Joined 01-18-06, id: 973143, Profile Updated: 08-23-08
Author has written 16 stories for House, M.D., Doctor Who, and How I Met Your Mother.

8-23-08

Hello hello. I'm an 20 year old College Sophomore from Northern California (currently in Southern California for school), and I have a very serious TV addiction. I've tried everything. Playing outside, getting a puppy, frolicking in various fields (to the horror of many innocent bystanders), all in vain.

I'm not a very skilled writer, so please take pity on me. All I ask is to have things tossed at me that won't break bones. Lettuce, tomatoes, eggs- all okay. I have to draw the line at cantaloupes though. They could cause some serious damage if thrown with the correct application of force. And really, how sad would it be if I had to explain to someone that I broke my arm fending off flying cantaloupes?

Fandoms include but are not limited to: House, The Office (US), Battlestar Galactica, How I Met Your Mother, Dead Like Me, Lost, Doctor Who, Torchwood, Life on Mars, Ashes to Ashes, The Middleman, Pushing Daisies, Rome, Life and the West Wing. I can (and have, to the annoyance of all) ship anything. I have my favorites, but I don’t like to by discriminatory. If it’s remotely, in any way, possible, I’ll go for it. Which is quite convenient, really, as I’m blessed with a wonderfully large number of fanfics to satisfy my love for each pairing.

When not wasting away my childhood through the excessive reading of fanfics, I'm doing the college thing, reading, or trying my best to avoid anything that might remotely resemble work.

Sort: Category . Published . Updated . Title . Words . Chapters . Reviews . Status .

Pet Project by Caeria reviews
Hermione overhears something she shouldn't concerning Professor Snape and decides that maybe the House-elves aren't the only ones in need of protection.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 52 - Words: 338,844 - Reviews: 12606 - Favs: 12,904 - Follows: 7,436 - Updated: 6/9/2013 - Published: 3/3/2005 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Strange Magicks by Lillibetm3 reviews
The moment the Doctor and Rose admit their true feelings is when fate conspires against them, forcing the Doctor to put his trust in others, believe in strange magicks and be prepared to make the ultimate sacrifice - or risk losing Rose, forever. 50/50
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 122,874 - Reviews: 546 - Favs: 464 - Follows: 281 - Updated: 12/9/2010 - Published: 5/25/2006 - 9th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
Five Things Robin Scherbatsky Doesn't Do by fearlessfan reviews
Robin doesn't fall in love with Barney -- except for how she totally does . Barney/Robin, with spoilers through the fourth season, although the most recent plot points play out differently in this story.
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,173 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/25/2008 - Complete
there are legends about us, i think by hyacinthian reviews
Five holidays Barney didn't celebrate, and one he did.
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,307 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/27/2008 - Complete
through and through by She's a Star reviews
Post-"Rebound Bro." Barney and Robin patch things up.
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,344 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/7/2008 - Complete
A Little More Time by Jess Pallas reviews
DH Spoilers Was it possible to save two lives without altering history? Was it possible to given them a future twenty years after they had supposedly died? Teddy Lupin thought so...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 26 - Words: 123,353 - Reviews: 1594 - Favs: 1,665 - Follows: 452 - Updated: 1/20/2008 - Published: 7/29/2007 - Remus L., N. Tonks - Complete
Ouroborus by chicketieboo reviews
A postdoomsday fic. What if the words Bad Wolf came back to haunt both Rose & the Doctor? What if regeneration wasn't the only thing caused by Rose sucking in the Time Vortex? A story about being left behind, & about finding oneself, and the wolf within.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 128,184 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 12/3/2007 - Published: 1/8/2007 - 10th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
Icarus by Namaste reviews
House's pain, recovery and pain again, through Wilson's view, using the Icarus metaphor provided by the show. Spoilers through Cane & Able.
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,753 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/15/2006 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
Intentions by treacle-antlers reviews
House has learned to go with his gut, to indulge his emotions, but he feels something at the edges of him starting to fray: unwinding and unbinding and coming loose. He is losing it. HouseCameron
House, M.D. - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,727 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/12/2006 - G. House, A. Cameron - Complete
Rediscovery by Eleanor J reviews
Cuddy is trapped during a blizzard at House's place. They reconnect and try to take that next step, but their own insecurities get in the way. Can they get over them to have a happyish ending?
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 50,942 - Reviews: 495 - Favs: 284 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 8/6/2006 - Published: 1/13/2006 - G. House, L. Cuddy - Complete
Transference by BlackEyedGirl reviews
The bruise around his wrist was a faded yellowgreen, and there was a roughness to it that suggested a burn. House looked at him. ‘New girlfriend? Which one of you should I be sending the leather stethoscope to?’ HouseChase slash. Chs 7 to 9 NEW. COMPLETE
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,222 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 4/2/2006 - Published: 11/21/2005 - G. House, R. Chase - Complete
Summon the Lambs to Slaughter by La Guera reviews
When a bizarre transfer student comes to Hogwarts, Snape pushes her to the breaking point. But when he's accused of a crime he never committed, she is the only one who can prove his innocence.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 53 - Words: 445,960 - Reviews: 396 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 3/27/2006 - Published: 9/2/2002
Three Months by willywonka3435 reviews
Wilson hasn't been touched in three months. House solves the problem. Not really slash, unless you squint. A lot. Oh, and it's my first fanfic, so... please R&R. : Thanks.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,659 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/23/2006 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
Recovery by Rennie51 reviews
Wilson is having a difficult time recovering from a nasty concussion. HouseWilson slash. This is actually a sequel to 'Another Chance'. Angst humor hurt comfort. Chapter 15, CONCLUSION now posted.
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 16,126 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 1/23/2006 - Published: 1/17/2006 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
Tracking Time by Namaste reviews
A look at House and Wilson's friendship over the years and how it has changed from their meeting through the end of the first season. Now Complete.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 36,696 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 1/22/2006 - Published: 1/17/2006 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
Another Chance by Rennie51 reviews
House believes something terrible has happened to Wilson. This is NOT a death story. HouseWilson Slash. Angst Humor. Chapter 16, the conclusion, now posted. Rating M for subject matter.
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 17,483 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 1/7/2006 - Published: 12/29/2005 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
Heart Cancer by hazelmom reviews
What do you do when you're losing your best friend and there's no way to stop it? HouseWilson friendship. Don't know that there will be any romantic pairings. Final Chapter up!
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 48,624 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 1/2/2006 - Published: 9/13/2005 - Complete
Nothing To Fear by Jackie W reviews
Fear can immobilize you. It can also be the catalyst for amazing change. COMPLETE! HouseCam
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 39,302 - Reviews: 277 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 11/6/2005 - Published: 8/21/2005 - Complete
Dealing With Demons by cosmo-queen reviews
Everybody has secrets, even pretty, young immunologists. Wilson agrees to meet House for drinks but finds a miserable looking Dr. Cameron instead. CamWilson friendship.
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,391 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Published: 11/5/2005
Take As Directed by jennamajig reviews
Hydrocodone is habit forming. Glimpses post infarction. WilsonHouse friendship, not slash. Last chapter up COMPLETE.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,952 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 7/31/2005 - Published: 7/21/2005 - Complete
Return Address by solitaires a bitch reviews
HouseCameron... (as if I write anything else...) COMPLETE!
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,959 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/2/2005 - Published: 4/25/2005 - Complete
Spin by lone astronomer reviews
The Date was everything except what Cameron expected. HouseCameron, follows Crush, Bad Ideas and House of Cards.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,401 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/25/2005
House of Cards by lone astronomer reviews
Bedside vigils were not his specialty. Follows "Crush" and "Bad Ideas." HouseCameron. Completed!
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,996 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 4/19/2005 - Published: 4/11/2005 - Complete
Bad Ideas by lone astronomer reviews
He had no intentions of stopping or slowing down whatsoever, and he didn't really think she did, either. It was still a bad idea. (HouseCameron)
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,279 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 17 - Published: 4/7/2005
Crush by lone astronomer reviews
When she saw House come around the corner, she knew she was dying. (HouseCameron)
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,355 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/7/2005
Sort: Category . Published . Updated . Title . Words . Chapters . Reviews . Status .

Wasteland reviews
The Doctor receives the phone call that sends him running back to Martha Jones and what begins as a reunion for the traveling partners quickly becomes something far more sinister. AU after "The Last of the Time Lords." Eventually TenMartha.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 58,990 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 12/31/2010 - Published: 11/13/2007
The Distraction Reaction reviews
As far as defensive reactions went, The Distraction Reaction was the least effective. The equivalent to throwing the dog a bone when you had a sirloin steak in-hand, any idiot could have told her that it just wasn’t going to work out. Barney/Robin.
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 23,811 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 10/15/2008 - Published: 10/3/2008 - Complete
Robin Scherbatsky: Queen of Class reviews
Robin Scherbatsky didn’t need anybody to tell her that she was a smart, sophisticated lady with legs that could make paraplegics stand to attention, if you knew what she meant.
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,675 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/28/2008 - Complete
Litany reviews
It’s taking time, she’s finding, to love him the way she wants to. RoseTen.5
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,009 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/4/2008 - Complete
Barney Stinson: God Among Men reviews
Barney Stinson was a god among men. It was just a fact of life that he had long since made his peace with.
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,623 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/31/2008 - Complete
Absolution reviews
James Wilson had always been a study of contradictions.
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,310 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/20/2007 - A. Cameron, J. Wilson - Complete
Crash Landings reviews
Yes, this Rose Tyler was special. But that didn’t mean that he would sit back and allow her keep jabbering on with her nonsense about crashing. NineRose.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,299 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/17/2007 - Complete
Life Without Effort reviews
Not many took the time to actually listen to the mythical harmonies that appeared when he played, to watch him as he carefully created resounding patterns of sound, to experience the marvel of Gregory House making music.
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,950 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/1/2007 - G. House - Complete
Suspending Belief reviews
The image of the Doctor's frowning face had been more than enough to break stronger wills than hers. But not this time. Rose was about to be eaten. It was going to take a lot more than a pout to make that prospect seem any more agreeable.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 41,658 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 5/21/2007 - Published: 4/2/2007 - Complete
Evading Demise reviews
“It’s a simple question with a simple answer!” “Simpler still not to answer at all,” the Doctor pointed out, all but sulking on the sofa, feeling a bit like a child who had his favorite toy taken away. He really was fond of the sonic screwdriver… NineRose
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,537 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/17/2007 - Complete
Domesticity reviews
Just because the Doctor didn’t like domestic didn’t mean that he couldn’t pull it off, if forced. TenRose.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,256 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/9/2007 - Complete
Drenched reviews
House enjoys the company of a patient, obviously signaling the apocalypse, Wilson is getting a divorce, Chase is falling head over heels, Foreman's thinking of leaving the team and Cameron's sister has cancer. At least it's not raining. Yet.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 189,231 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 1/31/2007 - Published: 2/17/2006 - J. Wilson, A. Cameron - Complete
The Values of Distance reviews
With distance she could make herself believe that he didn’t know how he made her feel. HouseCameron.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,568 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/31/2006 - A. Cameron, G. House - Complete
Extra Limb reviews
James would have been more adamant about his demands had known that one day a slighted patient would walk into House’s office and kill him. AU.
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,380 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/11/2006 - J. Wilson, G. House - Complete
The Creative Utilization of Storage Rooms reviews
Who said he couldn’t stop being an idiot long enough to snag the most brilliant woman he had ever met? All hope was not lost. Chase had a plan. ChaseCameron.
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,730 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/20/2006 - A. Cameron, R. Chase - Complete
Her Name Was reviews
He just couldn't take these silences. The deafening quiet of two people who have nothing to say to one another, but so desperately wish that they did. How Wilson got from the perfect life to House's porch. No Slash.
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,543 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/22/2006 - J. Wilson, G. House - Complete