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Author has written 7 stories for Harry Potter, and Young Wizards.

Hi.

News: Dood...I'm seventeen. Either I lied when I said I was sixteen, or entropy is, indeed, still running. Aaaand let's just say it's not the first one. Still feel the same though. I hate that about time. Five, ten, twenty years down the line and you still feel the same, except all of a sudden you look back on your younger self and go "I really did/thought/felt that?" as if they were a completely different person. It's like, on a small scale, nothing changes really, or not often; but on a larger scale, everything changes, and quite drastically. Just thinking about it makes my head hurt. Thinking about the future makes my head hurt. You know that saying "the past is a good place to visit, but I wouldn't want to live there"? Yeah, who said that? 'Cause it's totally not true. I'd take being a carefree 4-year-old over this any day.

Stories: Whenever I update this, it's because I've gotten a second wind for writing fanfic. Then I make bold promises that I know, really, I'm not going to keep. Like posting a new story. Ever. Hey, maybe if I promise not to post a story, ever, I will. Reverse psychology works, right guys? Right?

Oh, and the fandoms I write for, if you're interested:

Young Wizards: One story successfully finished and posted (She Was) and many more floating around my hard drive, begging to be picked up and dusted off. One, currently, that actually has any hope of making it on here, begun out of sheer desperation at wanting to learn what happens after the last page of AWoM. Oh, and if you have no idea what I'm talking about, go read So You Want to Be a Wizard by Diane Duane. And you're welcome :)

HP: Five stories currently published (everything not She Was), all in the Marauders Era because, for some reason, that's the only time period I feel comfortable writing in. Not really writing any more, since my urge to write in the HP fandom has kind of lessened since the last book came out. Still love HP like nobody's business, but I think I'm moving on to, well, not greener pastures...different pastures.

The Graveyard Book: STILL HAVE NOT FINISHED THAT DAMN STORY I STARTED WRITING IN THIS UNIVERSE. I WILL FINISH IT. I WILL.

Airborn: I have ideas, enough to maybe one day write them down and post them, but so far nothing's happened in this universe either.

Did I just basically say I'm only writing in one universe, but mention four for no reason? Seriously?

Me: I AM A NERDFIGHTER. ARE YOU A NERDFIGHTER? BECOME A NERDFIGHTER. www.youtube.com/vlogbrothers www.yourpants.org

I thought Sayonara was Spanish for the longest time. It wasn't until I took Japanese kinda-sorta-for-like-half-a-year-and-then-dropped-it that I found out it wasn't.

GAH THANK GOD IT'S DONE I HATE WRITING THESE OMG ASDLFKJDGHKJ

You can still have a cookie, though. -gives cookie-

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Performance in a Leading Role by MadLori reviews
AU. Sherlock Holmes is an Oscar winning actor in a career slump, John Watson is an Everyman actor trapped in date movies. When they are cast as a gay couple in a new film, will they surprise each other? Will their on-screen romance become reality?
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 166,487 - Reviews: 1871 - Favs: 4,711 - Follows: 1,144 - Updated: 2/20/2014 - Published: 1/4/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Dried Fruit With Juice by CryptoSquirrel reviews
Moony, Wormtail, Padfoot, and Prongs growing up through the eyes of an outsider. J/L and R/S implied.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,632 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/12/2011 - Remus L., Sirius B.
Alone On the Water by MadLori reviews
Sherlock is diagnosed with a terminal illness. Warning: angst like whoa.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,210 - Reviews: 5274 - Favs: 12,112 - Follows: 1,472 - Published: 4/17/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
We Were There by QuixoticQuest reviews
PART OF THE 2O BY 20 CHALLENGE. A memoir of sorts from Hermione's POV. Time passes and we all remember something... who or what stays with us and what will it leave us with? One-Shot. T for safety. Canon.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,836 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/19/2010 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
Kindergarten Troubles by OpalHonors reviews
This is now a series of one shots: Included are Poor Little Piglet, which is about how the universe is created according to the Transcendent Pig, and Computer Revolution: where kindergartners and computers should never mix.
Young Wizards - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,086 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/26/2010 - Published: 1/11/2010
Pro by polka-dotted-pengiuns reviews
He owned a flowered apron, a teddy bear, and wore house-shoes. He had curtains on his windows and vacuumed regularly. It had not been hard for Nita to simply never think of him as a guy for the entire duration of their ten year friendship.
Young Wizards - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,641 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/25/2009 - Complete
A Little Bit of Loony for the Lonely by aliform reviews
Draco finds himself unwilling to free himself from his self-proclaimed house arrest. Maybe a little bit of motivation from our favorite 'Loony' will do him some good. Rated T for safety. DracoxLuna.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,185 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/29/2009 - Published: 8/27/2009 - Draco M., Luna L. - Complete
Cutlass V1 by Queen-Cocaine reviews
AU James Potter and friends are on a mission to find his sister. To get to her first they have to encounter Captain Lily Evans and her crew of female pirates.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 54,671 - Reviews: 350 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 4/18/2009 - Published: 7/8/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Partners by polka-dotted-pengiuns reviews
Falling asleep on the couch with a movie blaring in the background is perfectly fine with your best friend. Normal, even. Loosing that relationship could never be worth it. She didn’t want it to change ever in a million billion years.' Nita/Kit
Young Wizards - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,924 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/19/2009 - Complete
From The Beginning Till The End by DoRiS reviews
Moving towards an AU direction but I am keeping it as canon as possible yet injecting my original ideas. Story of Lily and James, from the beginning till the very end. Enjoy the one of its kind story, spanning from Godric Gryffindor to Harry Potter era.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 141 - Words: 413,456 - Reviews: 1193 - Favs: 359 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 12/23/2008 - Published: 4/8/2003 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Only in a Wizards House by IvyWings reviews
Nita and Kit are left in charge of the Thanksgiving meal, but they end up losing the turkey! Things go downhill from there. A Thanksgiving one-shot.
Young Wizards - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,125 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/27/2008 - Complete
What The? by Crazy Authoresses CAT and AMS reviews
The crew of Young Wizards have stumbled across the path of a very bored, very hyper author. What will happen to them and their sanity? A mini-chapter 12 has been added on a whim. A new insatiable internet feud has been created. Read to find out more.
Young Wizards - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 36,188 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 11/10/2008 - Published: 3/15/2002
Prom Please? by polka-dotted-pengiuns reviews
I thought we had a date with the couch, old chick flicks, and some ice-cream' Kit asks Nita to prom. Nita says yes. And that flipping her stomach keeps doing just might be something more than indigestion.
Young Wizards - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,399 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/9/2008 - Complete
Summer Fling by polka-dotted-pengiuns reviews
But it didn’t matter. Kit was just a fling, a simple and completely un-dynamic relationship that needed to be attempted but was doomed to amount to nothing. It didn’t matter."
Young Wizards - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 957 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Published: 5/25/2008 - Complete
Mini Marauders by La'Ruelia reviews
[Sequel to Little Lily] The boys get drunk, bad things happen, and Lily gets more responsibility.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 19,754 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 3/15/2008 - Published: 1/20/2006 - Lily Evans P.
Tell me What I Want, What I Really, Really Want by muffin Lady 0o reviews
Kit is convinced that Tom and Carl are gay after a slightly horrific experience involving a vacuum cleaner, a sponge, and an outdated Spice Girls song. Nita doesn't want to believe it, so Kit plans a stakeout to prove it. Contest with Polka Dotted Pengiun
Young Wizards - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,986 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/29/2007 - Complete
Birthday Wishes by Crazy Authoresses CAT and AMS reviews
Nita's first birthday without her mom is coming up, and Kit struggles to break from the cycle of giving her inadvertantly horrible gifts. Can he admit his true feelings for her? And what happens when he consults Carmela for help? A chaotic fluff KN story.
Young Wizards - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,734 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 12/20/2007 - Published: 8/9/2004
Think About It by polka-dotted-pengiuns reviews
You don’t have some weird shoe fetish, do you? Cause if you did, I’d be forced to steal the popcorn back to punish you for such unnatural perversions.' A oneshot profiling Kit as he attempts to discover just why Nita affects him the way she does.
Young Wizards - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,161 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/30/2007 - Complete
Halloween Pitfalls by Shima And Tempis reviews
Myriadwords challenge. Tom, Carl, Kit and Nita discuss what irks them most about the Halloween tradition of witches and wizards.
Young Wizards - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,322 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/10/2007 - Complete
A Moment of Enlightenment by The Multiverse Project reviews
The Powers That Be have a message for their children. Oneshot.
Young Wizards - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,052 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/28/2007 - Complete
Oh the Places You'll Go by polka-dotted-pengiuns reviews
You kneel down, not caring a bit if you got your ancient jeans or patched coat wet, taking care only to keep the colorful scarf your mom made you out of the snow that was beginning to gather. You could buy a new pair of jeans, you couldn't buy a new scarf
Young Wizards - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,522 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/5/2007 - Complete
You give me heart palpitations by Procrastinator-starting2moro reviews
In the words of Slughorn: You will not underestimate the power of obsessive love. James and Lily start their relationship in 7th year, but what happens when Lily starts receiving love letters from the Half Blood Prince? 'Obsessive Lily Disorder' sequel.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 164,625 - Reviews: 2200 - Favs: 858 - Follows: 652 - Updated: 5/18/2007 - Published: 11/5/2005 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Another Pile of Dirty Clothes by Unhappy Squirrel reviews
Yes, let's turn the world into a pile of dirty laundry to just to shove it into a washing machine for it to shrink when it comes out! [Oneshot]
Young Wizards - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 881 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/22/2007 - Complete
that smile of his by polka-dotted-pengiuns reviews
In which Nita prepares for a date and ponders the wonders of the universe…and her boyfriend. Because really, what better to compare a thriving romance to than a fancy shmancy skirt and a pair of slightly decrepit converse. KitNita oneshot
Young Wizards - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,732 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/15/2007 - Complete
The Many Lives or Deaths of Harry Potter by X'andirth reviews
All the ways that Harry Potter can die. Rated for excessive death.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,632 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 3/15/2007 - Published: 6/15/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
Tis the Season to be Scary by polka-dotted-pengiuns reviews
It's Halloween and Kit's locked himself in the bathroom, never to be seen again. Follow Nita as she mocks Kit the Pansy, discusses hair curlers with afore mentioned pansy, hurries him along, and ultimately, figures out what he is. Short punshot, enjoy.
Young Wizards - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,802 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/24/2007 - Complete
Death by Chocolate by polka-dotted-pengiuns reviews
In which Kit braves romantically inclined ovens, sibling induced humiliation, a brick of brownie batter that eats anything that touches it, and ultimately, a Death by Chocolate, all to give Nita the best Christmas gift he can.
Young Wizards - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,239 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/2/2007 - Complete
Legacy of the Marauders by MinervaEvenstar reviews
How do the Marauders cope with love, therapy, blenders, wearing dresses, pickup lines, holidays, timetravelers and more? Sequel to Formation of the Marauders, but no need to read that to understand this.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 40,611 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 12/27/2006 - Published: 3/13/2005 - [Lily Evans P., James P.] Severus S., Marauders
ThirtyFourth by viper676 reviews
Kit goes last minute Christmas shopping. Simple Christmas oneshot, rather random at times. Enjoy, and have a great Christmas and New Year.
Young Wizards - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,607 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/24/2006 - Complete
Standing There By You by EyesofEmerald reviews
Join the Hogwarts gang as Sirius Black leads them through dangers using his cunning..ow, James! Sirius, you know this story is all about ME! Right Lily? POTTER! THIS STORY IS NOT ALL ABOUT YOU, YOU ARROGANT, EGO ::Remus covers head w pillow:: Just read.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 62 - Words: 246,975 - Reviews: 2835 - Favs: 612 - Follows: 274 - Updated: 9/10/2006 - Published: 4/16/2004 - Lily Evans P., James P.
A Fork In An Eye by The Round Robin Ducklings reviews
The pain of unrequited love is sometimes equal to that of a stabbing eating utensil in your orbital socket. A discovery of love, extreme pain & superb failings. 6 authors, one classic Lily&James fanfiction. 'Never Fear! Sirius Man is here.'
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,224 - Reviews: 450 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 207 - Updated: 8/30/2006 - Published: 10/29/2005 - Lily Evans P., James P.
The Marauders' Ballads by LotrNaustenfan reviews
Once upon a time there were four Marauders named Moony, Wormtail, Padfoot and Prongs. Along with Lily Evans their lives were full of mischief and heart ache. These are 5 poems dedicated to each Marauder and Lily. They read like poems, but are like stories
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,083 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/12/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
To Gild a Lily by rad like whoa reviews
The typical story of James and Lily.. or is it? Starting from when Lily receives her letter and continuing through the years at Hogwarts. CHAPTER 9 IS NOW POSTED! please review with comments or critism, I can take it! heh.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,875 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/21/2006 - Published: 2/10/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Upsidedown by rebelliousangel554 reviews
AU LJ Lily and her friends Alex and Violet have been planning an aftergraduation road trip across America for months. But what happens when the Marauders decide to come along? Total madness and a summer no one will ever forget. Told in different POVs.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,616 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/20/2006 - Published: 2/19/2006 - Lily Evans P., James P.
The Second Generation of Marauders by rebelliousangel554 reviews
Title Changed from Forevermore. If Voldemort was never born and his parents are alive, life would be good for Harry Potter, right? No Way! Heartbreak and love interfere with his not so picture perfect life. AU HG RHr & OC. Harry has siblings.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,538 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 2/18/2006 - Published: 12/30/2005 - Ginny W., Harry P.
Rock and Roll Love by rebelliousangel554 reviews
The Marauders, minus Peter, Lily and her friends are in a band called Dropkick Skating. They are all the best of friends, rebels and the biggest pranksters in the school. But, when Sirius falls for Lily's best friend, James can't stop thinking about Lily
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,234 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 2/18/2006 - Published: 1/29/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P.
In Illuminated Symbollic Glory by charmingly-holly reviews
James, I'm throwing the lamp away. Oh, what furor these words can cause. What horror! What amazement! What chaos! What snogging! Who ever said destiny couldn't be fulfilled by a lamp?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,521 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 301 - Follows: 36 - Published: 2/18/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Camaraderie by Twerksie reviews
A short drabble relating the breakfast habits of the Marauders. Something I did for fun very random.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 466 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/30/2005 - James P. - Complete
Obsessive Lily Disorder by Procrastinator-starting2moro reviews
James worships the ground Lily, er, throws him on? Includes stalking, Polyjuice potion and James attempting many acts of suicide such as drowning his head in toilet bowls because Apple Of His Eye Evans hates his guts. Or does she? Complete .
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 144,021 - Reviews: 2065 - Favs: 2,034 - Follows: 469 - Updated: 10/29/2005 - Published: 6/7/2005 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Revolution by xanthophiliac reviews
[100word drabble] In which the Marauders are created from and spread Chaos.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 216 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Published: 9/18/2005 - James P., Sirius B. - Complete
Forever Alive by Mordred reviews
Before the boy who lived, there was another story. One of a monster inside of a man. One of a hero inside of a child. One of a traitor inside of a friend. And one of an angel inside of a demon. COMPLETED.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 118 - Words: 455,933 - Reviews: 2249 - Favs: 1,513 - Follows: 237 - Updated: 7/8/2004 - Published: 8/4/2003 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Jump by Ashura reviews
Should wizards risk a perfectly good partnership by taking things a step further? Het (Kit/Nita) with a little T/C slash on the side. Happy. Fluffy. Utterly pointless and cute.
Young Wizards - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,224 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/14/2002
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Something Else reviews
The day after A Wizard of Mars ended. Obviously, spoilery for A Wizard of Mars. Nita/Kit. Fluff...? I dunno, I think it is. It's short and sweet, anyway. Enjoy!
Young Wizards - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,953 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/10/2011 - Nita C., Kit R. - Complete
She Was reviews
In his last days, Kit Rodriguez reflects on his partner in wizardry, Nita Callahan. Not romantic, just bittersweet. Sorry about the impending giant block of text, having zero dialogue can do that to a one-shot.
Young Wizards - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,214 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/24/2009 - Kit R., Nita C. - Complete
From the Backseat reviews
I don’t think anyone ever realized, but they always sat near each other." It was made quickly, but I’m still proud of it. Yes, it is about Lily and James, but I decided not to name them in the story. No real romance, just undertones.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,355 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 19 - Published: 3/11/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
The Sketchpad of a Reasonably Able Drawer reviews
This is one of my favourite completed stories. It's on the short side, only 1,541 words, but I love it. It's about Lily and her drawings, and the people she drew.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,568 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/2/2006 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Manhunt at Hogwarts reviews
My first story! This is a wierd thing that was originally a oneshot, but when I reviewed it I thought it would do better as a multiple chapter story. It's about the Marauders and Co. in their first year playing Manhunt!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,505 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/31/2006 - Published: 2/23/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P.
A Walk in the Rain reviews
While pondering the change in a certain Marauder, Lily Evans meets an unexpected visitor, and they have an unexpectedly good time. Oneshot. LilyJames
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,546 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7/23/2006 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Forever reviews
This is a poem! It doesn't sound like it has much to do with Harry Potter, but in the end I hope will make more sense. Kinda sad, though just a little bit.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 190 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/29/2006 - James P., Sirius B. - Complete