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Author has written 41 stories for Stargate: Atlantis, Harry Potter, and Stargate: SG-1.
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Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality by Less Wrong reviews
Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... Ch. 114-116, Shut Up and Do the Impossible.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 116 - Words: 630,572 - Reviews: 28623 - Favs: 15,501 - Follows: 14,266 - Updated: 11h ago - Published: 2/28/2010 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr.
Lady of Slaughter by lincbink reviews
When rumors of a new Goa'uld surface, the Tok'ra secretly request Sam Carter's help, Sam agrees but only if the rest of SG1 are not involved.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 57 - Words: 194,715 - Reviews: 622 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 249 - Updated: 9/17/2013 - Published: 8/23/2007
He Nearly Killed the Cat by whydoyouneedtoknow reviews
Triple-cross, DV/HP canon/Anne original, now complete. What if James and Lily Potter's cat wasn't just any cat, but the only survivor of the Pack from an alternate world? And what if she discovered she might not be the only one left after all?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 93,695 - Reviews: 359 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 1/10/2013 - Published: 8/24/2011 - Complete
I'm Not! by BiteMeTechie reviews
Cadman tries to convince herself that she's not falling for McKay...and fails miserably. McKadman. Winner of two Isis Awards. REVISED!
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 9,429 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/13/2012 - Published: 6/12/2006 - Rodney M., Laura C. - Complete
Branded Heart by Black Hawk reviews
"You have no individuality," he shouted as he continued cutting off the knots of hair. "You have no name. You are property and belong to your master and mistress. You live and die by their will."
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 85,854 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 7/20/2011 - Published: 6/16/2008 - Teyla E., Ronon D.
Facing Danger by whydoyouneedtoknow reviews
AU, fourth in main Dangerverse, complete. Weddings and funerals and babies, oh my! Despite the Second War, life goes on for Pack and Pride. Harry is determined to beat Voldemort, but who will die along the way? Year 5 and summer before 6.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 60 - Words: 444,703 - Reviews: 3371 - Favs: 1,064 - Follows: 902 - Updated: 7/10/2011 - Published: 8/19/2006 - Complete
God Rest Ye Merry Hippogriffs by Me The Cat reviews
God rest ye merry, Hippogriffs,/ Let nothing you dismay!/ Remember that the whiskey/ Saved us all on Christmas day! Join the gang at Grimmauld for Christmas Eve circa Book 5.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,477 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/10/2010 - Remus L., N. Tonks
Owlbus Humblebore and the Labyrinth of Doom by ToManyLetters reviews
Join Harmonia N. Puckle, Terry Gardner, and the Weaklebees in a ride through the most tangled parody in Circe knows how long! Not all is well at Pigzits School of Twigwiggling, The Snark Lord Holeyshorts is coming back... out of the closet.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 25,140 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 8/17/2010 - Published: 12/10/2007 - [Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L.] - Complete
Flames of Temptation by d3vilish reviews
There are levels of torture that the human body and mind can endure, but some are just down right unbearable... especially for Sam stranded off world with a very tempting Jack O'Neill. Flames of passion ignite, the rules of engagement are simple... J/S
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 24,353 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 7/28/2010 - Published: 2/10/2008 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill
Cruel and Unusual Punishment by AllycatFelton reviews
Hermione is sick and tired of Draco's numerous attempts to bed her, so she sets him what she thinks to be an impossible task, with her as the prize. AU set in seventh year. Disclaimer: JKR owns it all...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 30,510 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 312 - Updated: 7/9/2010 - Published: 1/4/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Be Careful by whydoyouneedtoknow reviews
Starts after Ch. 1 of DH, crossover with Dangerverse AU, short chapters. Draco Malfoy, trapped in a life he never chose, wishes as he falls asleep that he were somewhere he could start over. Maybe he should have listened to his proverbs. Now complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 111 - Words: 293,574 - Reviews: 1508 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 1/28/2010 - Published: 9/14/2008 - Draco M. - Complete
A Convenient Arrangement by fyd818 reviews
There are many stages to growing, to life, to love. . . Tragedy, comedy, passion, heartbreak. . . And, all within, a story to be lived and told. RononTeyla AU .:On Hiatus:.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 35,380 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 9/30/2009 - Published: 9/18/2008 - Ronon D., Teyla E.
Empire by fyd818 reviews
There is a story that has spanned thousands of years, one of a city that was lost to the sea. But as Expedition Atlantis is about to discover, the great city's story is just beginning. . . AU RononTeyla, Sheppard/Weir .:On Hiatus:.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 45,128 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 9/25/2009 - Published: 8/13/2008 - Teyla E., Ronon D.
The Creature From The Fishless Pond by Sini reviews
There may be no fish in O'Neill's pond but that doesn't mean there's nothing! Written before I saw Moebius.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,947 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/18/2009 - Published: 12/28/2006 - J. O'Neill, D. Jackson
Someone Noticed by BiteMeTechie reviews
When the expedition to Atlantis began, several of the world's greatest minds were taken along for the ride. You're telling me that no one on Earth noticed their absence? I'd like to think as a species we're slightly more observant than that. SGA/Lone Gunmen
Crossover - Lone Gunmen & Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 37 - Words: 45,060 - Reviews: 294 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 6/24/2009 - Published: 7/5/2006
The Prank War by CrazyGirl47 reviews
Now that Voldemort is dead, Harry and company are enjoying their last year of school by taking part in a timehonored Hogwarts tradition: the seventh year prank war. Edited and reposted. First brand new chapter now updated!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 169,287 - Reviews: 6657 - Favs: 3,693 - Follows: 2,472 - Updated: 5/30/2009 - Published: 8/14/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M.
StargateFic100: 100 ficlets featuring Sam & Daniel by Amaranth Traces reviews
SamDaniel, all 'ship levels. This collection is a work in progress. Each chapter is a standalone oneshot based on a single word prompt from the StargateFic100 LiveJournal community. Potential spoilers through all seasons.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,920 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 3/29/2009 - Published: 3/14/2008 - S. Carter, D. Jackson
When You Say Nothing At All by Mama Jo reviews
Next in SAWS, Spanky a Week Summer. As on so many other nights, the bitter, hopeless tears slid silently down her cheeks and disappeared into her pillow. RononTeyla
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,367 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/15/2009 - Published: 7/26/2008 - Teyla E., Ronon D.
Going Home by whydoyouneedtoknow reviews
The Second War is over. Harry goes up to Dumbledore's office with Ron and Hermione, followed by Malfoy, whom he invites to have a drink with them. And that's when everything starts going weird... Four chapters, very strange, canon and DV AU xover.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,060 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 2/25/2009 - Published: 2/24/2009 - Complete
Intervention by The General G of K reviews
The Scoobies decide to hold an intervention when Buffy becomes obsessed with Twilight. The books, not the big bad from season eight.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,599 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/21/2009 - Buffy S. - Complete
The Witch of the Westmoreland by whydoyouneedtoknow reviews
Based on the folk song, no lyrics. Opens in canon Marauder era: Remus has been cursed, and the Marauders have a week to save his life. Acting on a tip from an unlikely source, they set out on a quest that will change the war, and their own lives, forever.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Fantasy - Chapters: 11 - Words: 36,663 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 2/21/2009 - Published: 2/9/2009 - Complete
New Year's Irresolutions by Mama Jo reviews
John likes to think Elizabeth wasn't supposed to see him. Elizabeth likes to think she was. JohnElizabeth
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,371 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/7/2009 - Elizabeth W., John S. - Complete
Long Way Back by fyd818 reviews
AU This was war. And this time, it was personal. TeylaOC, RononTeyla eventually .:On Hiatus:.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 46,227 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 1/12/2009 - Published: 6/13/2007 - Teyla E., Ronon D.
Harry Potter and the Sword of Gryffindor by cloneserpents reviews
Spurned on by a perverted ghost, Harry stumbles on a naughty, yet very special book. With the rituals found in this book, Harry gains power and leads his friends in the hunt for Voldemort's Horcruxes. EROTIC COMEDY
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 280,235 - Reviews: 1281 - Favs: 3,116 - Follows: 1,320 - Updated: 12/26/2008 - Published: 3/12/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The NonDenominational Party by Ellipsis9 reviews
It's the holidays and the CBI party includes a very interesting gift exchange.
Mentalist - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,083 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/12/2008 - Patrick J., Wayne R. - Complete
Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas by cmaddict reviews
Why'd you do all this for me?" he asked. "Because no one should be alone on Christmas," Connie replied. Christmas oneshot, Connie/Mike. Please R&R.
Law and Order - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,122 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/10/2008 - C. Rubirosa, M. Cutter - Complete
Im too sexy for my hair by Lady Persia reviews
Rigsby is jealous of Patricks hair.
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 872 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/4/2008 - Wayne R., Patrick J. - Complete
Karma by BiteMeTechie reviews
You know, that waiter at Jack Rabbit Slim's...he looked awfully familiar....almost eerily so.
Reservoir Dogs - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,089 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/23/2008 - Complete
Stand in the Rain by fyd818 reviews
Twelve years after the Atlantis Expedition failed, a rebellion forms to fight those who took it away and save the Pegasus galaxy from its imminent fall. RononTeyla, some Shweir and McKeller. .:On Hiatus:.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,031 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 11/13/2008 - Published: 11/2/2008 - Ronon D., Teyla E.
Bleeding by fyd818 reviews
Sequel to "Soul Mates." Their battle with the Wraith could not compare to this. Whoever said happily ever after was for good? AU RononTeyla .:On Hiatus:.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,108 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 10/21/2008 - Published: 8/27/2008 - Ronon D., Teyla E.
Sparring by Brynna reviews
Ronon brings Teyla back to Atlantis after she goes missing. RononTeyla. Started way back in Season 2. Now AU. COMPLETE!
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 66,017 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 9/3/2008 - Published: 11/12/2006 - Teyla E., Ronon D. - Complete
Draco Who? by PotterEntourage reviews
Draco Malfoy does NOT like to have the tables turned! Journey into the mind of our favorite sexy, snarky, Slytherin!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,306 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/14/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Tracker by fyd818 reviews
Not related to the season 5 episode. Ronon and Teyla have a discussion about one of the Atlantians’ tactics. RononTeyla, friendship with hints of ship. Written for Morgan le Fay810’s birthday!
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,979 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/12/2008 - Teyla E., Ronon D. - Complete
Soul Mates by fyd818 reviews
There are many people he’d die for in a heartbeat. But there’s only one person he’d live for. RononTeyla AU
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 40 - Words: 71,992 - Reviews: 280 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 8/7/2008 - Published: 4/2/2008 - Ronon D., Teyla E. - Complete
Spectre by BiteMeTechie reviews
*The Cask of Amontillado* Even gruesome happy endings don't get to last for Montesor.
Edgar Allan Poe - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 861 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 7/31/2008 - Complete
Dreamscape by raduzhok reviews
SAWS: A dream leads to a decision to take the next step.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 524 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/18/2008 - Ronon D., Teyla E. - Complete
All In Life by fyd818 reviews
Six episode additions, RononTeyla centric moments. Next in the SAWS, Spanky a Week Summer.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,614 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/15/2008 - Published: 7/5/2008 - Ronon D., Teyla E. - Complete
Possibilities by Hannah554 reviews
Life can take many different paths, it all about the choices. Ronon/Teyla, part of Spanky a Week Summer.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,706 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/24/2008 - Complete
Nothing by katterpillar reviews
He was a defective, damaged sociopath to some, but that was better than nothing. Angst. Teen Tony. Oneshot.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,122 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/20/2008 - Published: 1/13/2008 - Tony D. - Complete
General For Free by BiteMeTechie reviews
It appears Samantha Carter will never learn her lesson when it comes to formal occasions and the problems that are found therein. Sequel to Astrophysicist For Rent
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,414 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 6/20/2008 - Published: 10/19/2007 - S. Carter - Complete
The Plot Bunnies Strike Back: The Angora Strain by BiteMeTechie reviews
They're back. They're pissed off. They're Plot Bunnies and they still won't be denied!
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 27 - Words: 25,946 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 6/20/2008 - Published: 12/4/2006 - Rodney M.
Stargate Atlantis: The Musical Musical, Season 3 by nightfynix reviews
Ah, a completely singalongable version of the Musical. Watch our favorite characters struggle through lines, dash through conceptual sets, and battle hangovers by the dozen! Gather the popcorn and come along!
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,855 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/19/2008 - Published: 12/14/2006
Tempest by katterpillar reviews
All Ziva wanted was to survive and get the hell out of here. As always, Tony has other things in mind. TIVA
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 54,503 - Reviews: 241 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 6/17/2008 - Published: 12/26/2007 - Ziva D., Tony D.
The Misadventures of Squeaky and Other by I-am-LMR reviews
A series of plotless stories about Bobby and Alex goofing off after hours. Now playing: Bobby gets in Big Trouble. Again.
Law and Order: CI - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 21 - Words: 23,712 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/8/2008 - Published: 9/2/2007 - Complete
Sunday Mornings by TeylaFan reviews
Out of all of the joys of life, Sunday mornings were definitely high on his list of pleasurable activities." Written for the Spanky a Week Summer - short, fluffy RT fic.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 956 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/8/2008 - Teyla E., Ronon D. - Complete
Moonlit Beach by fyd818 reviews
Sometimes you don’t need to find the right words to say. Just one will do. RononTeyla First in the SAWS, the Spanky a Week Summer fic venture.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,617 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/4/2008 - Teyla E., Ronon D. - Complete
Nightsong by fyd818 reviews
Missing scene for “Trinity.” RononTeyla. Sometimes, in the midst of pain, hope finds a home.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,671 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/26/2008 - Teyla E., Ronon D. - Complete
Homeward Bound by fyd818 reviews
Written for the lovely TeylaFan. “To be honest,” she said hesitantly, “I wanted to stay.” Please see author’s note. . .
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,605 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/26/2008 - Teyla E., John S. - Complete
Child of Atlantis by fyd818 reviews
Slightly AU. Guard her with your life, for without her, you will no longer have a life. RononTeyla
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 26 - Words: 61,952 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 5/23/2008 - Published: 3/13/2008 - Teyla E., Ronon D. - Complete
Onyx by fyd818 reviews
On a rainy day in Philadelphia, soul mates meet and a great love story begins. . . JasperAlice
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,582 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/21/2008 - Published: 5/5/2008 - Complete
Big Red and the Big Bad by BiteMeTechie reviews
There's a very good reason why Spike dislikes Prague...because things like THIS keep happening there.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Hellboy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,058 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/20/2008 - Spike, Hellboy - Complete
Midnight by fyd818 reviews
Tag to “The Long Goodbye.” Teyla makes a midnight visit to the infirmary. Unashamed RononTeyla fluff.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,411 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/16/2008 - Teyla E., Ronon D. - Complete
Magnetic Attraction by ellamalfoy8 reviews
After a spell goes wrong in class Draco and Mione can't separate because of a magnetic attraction. Drama follows when they learn they can't stop touching, literally. Will they end up killing each other, or will they keep each others secrets? DMHG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 75,852 - Reviews: 2281 - Favs: 2,090 - Follows: 919 - Updated: 5/16/2008 - Published: 3/11/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
101 Things and more we would love to hear in SGA by Gundambaby reviews
As the title says, a bunch of lines yet to be heard in the series... Now continued, because you asked for it!
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 13,235 - Reviews: 395 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 5/11/2008 - Published: 2/22/2007
Accidents Happen by TooMuchCaffine reviews
Can the team solve a crime against one of their own? Can they do it with two agents in the hospital and a maniac after them? Tiva
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 26,740 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 5/10/2008 - Published: 12/22/2007 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
Fluff by I-am-LMR reviews
Another of my 3,978 ways to hook up Alex and Bobby, this one involving a double date and the most trite, overused plot in history! Fluffy, duh. BA 'ship
Law and Order: CI - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,964 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 5/1/2008 - Published: 12/8/2007
The Strange Daydreams of Hermione Granger by Lildaani reviews
Fred Weasley forced one of his Patented Daydream Charms on her, so she's decided to use it. She just wasn't expecting swashbuckling pirates and Draco Malfoy... Sequel up! Titled "Fair Maiden's Dream"
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,476 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 4/28/2008 - Published: 4/8/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Battle by fyd818 reviews
Ronon-centric. Sometimes he fights to win. Sometimes he fights to survive. Sometimes he fights to remember. A character study during his time as a Runner.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 686 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/27/2008 - Ronon D. - Complete
What Really Goes On in a Hogwarts Lavatory by R.N.Taylor reviews
What are the boys doing in there? i mean, they never mention them going to the bathroom!... do they ever go to the bathroom!... hmmmmm
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 511 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/6/2008 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
The Perfect Date by Aussie Gagga reviews
The 'swing' date in the park and what we didn't see.
Bones - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,684 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/1/2008 - Angela M., J. Hodgins - Complete
Love and War by fyd818 reviews
When everything teeters on the point of ultimate loss, everything is found. RononTeyla
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,178 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/29/2008 - Ronon D., Teyla E. - Complete
Red Horizon by fyd818 reviews
AU from “The Seer.” I turned away from the horizon, blood-red with the sunset, with an unsettling feeling that my plans were going to go terribly awry. Multiple pairings
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 42,599 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/29/2008 - Published: 2/26/2008 - Teyla E., Ronon D. - Complete
Breath of Egypt by fyd818 reviews
A romance story from the centuries, slightly rewritten. . . RononTeyla AU
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,616 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/28/2008 - Teyla E., Ronon D. - Complete
The Scarlet Pimpernel For Dummies by The Lark reviews
Well, what more can I say? It's the Scarlet Pimpernel for dummies. Hopefully good for a laugh or two.
Scarlet Pimpernel - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,319 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 17 - Published: 3/28/2008 - Complete
LOLBobby by I-am-LMR reviews
Eames discovers the terrible truth about what Bobby writes in that ridiculous binder.
Law and Order: CI - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 787 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 13 - Published: 3/27/2008 - Complete
What if by Gundambaby reviews
Silly Drabbles, Shortshots and Oneshot and a list. Newest: What if ... The team was turned into rebellious teenagers?
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 44 - Words: 52,857 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 3/27/2008 - Published: 10/12/2006
Bundle of Joy by fyd818 reviews
Sequel to “The Wedding.” Two years later. . . RononTeyla plus baby fluff!
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 958 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/26/2008 - Teyla E., Ronon D. - Complete
The Wedding by fyd818 reviews
His kiss was sweet and pure, but held the promise of so much more – forever, if we wanted it. RononTeyla
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,278 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/26/2008 - Teyla E., Ronon D. - Complete
Movie Night Bonding by Thraesja reviews
Gen: When the team movie night goes bust, Jack comes up with another bonding activity. The team is somewhat less than enthusiastic.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,417 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/25/2008 - J. O'Neill, D. Jackson - Complete
Innocence by fyd818 reviews
Sometimes I could swear I had two children, rather than one. RononTeyla fluff.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,046 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/24/2008 - Teyla E., Ronon D. - Complete
A Whump in the Life Of,,, by Deana reviews
A collection of angsty snippets involving our favorite SGA characters!
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 20,049 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 3/22/2008 - Published: 11/3/2006 - Carson B. - Complete
The Life Not Led by AnCa reviews
Missing scenes/Tag for The Last Man. Written because I couldn't leave old Rodney or HoloRodney alone for ever. Spoilers for The Last Man and a tiny one for Outcast.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,423 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 12 - Published: 3/22/2008 - Rodney M. - Complete
Traditions by fyd818 reviews
He’s honored this day with obsessive perfection for a decade now. He’s clinging to the past. But how can he let go? RononMelena, RononTeyla implied
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,516 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Published: 3/20/2008 - Ronon D., Teyla E. - Complete
Challenge by fyd818 reviews
There’s more than one way to win a fight. Pure fluff. RononTeyla
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,317 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Published: 3/20/2008 - Teyla E., Ronon D. - Complete
Casualty by fyd818 reviews
AU oneshot for “The Last Man.” Ronon POV. RononTeyla Spoilers for Season 4.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,403 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/19/2008 - Ronon D., Teyla E. - Complete
Love and Pickles by I-am-LMR reviews
Alex comes up with a nickname for Bobby. If only he knew she'd gotten it from a romance novel...
Law and Order: CI - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,304 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/12/2008 - Complete
Doom! by kolyaaa reviews
A fine story with smashed noses, dangling scientists, drugged colonels, broken bones, plunging jumpers, mashed glasses, bad reception, scary machinery, disappearing floors, SHARKS and an awful lot of water. Everyone gets hurt! You will love it. THE END
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 114,918 - Reviews: 945 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 2/26/2008 - Published: 1/16/2008 - Rodney M., John S. - Complete
Valentine's Day by willowwood reviews
So you’re telling us that the guy who brought you a bottle of perfume worth three thousand dollars, and wrote you a love message using fish bacteria, didn’t get you anything for Valentine’s Day?
Bones - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 659 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/23/2008 - Angela M., J. Hodgins - Complete
The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Pegasus Galaxy by Seanait reviews
John decides to put down a few guidelines.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 25 - Words: 30,761 - Reviews: 551 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 2/14/2008 - Published: 12/24/2005 - Complete
Kavanaugh Must Die! by Altera Nova reviews
Series of oneshots and short stories of how Kavanaugh dies in painful embarassing ways. Please review, constructive criticism okay.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,849 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/11/2008 - Published: 9/30/2006
Quiet Chaos by fyd818 reviews
He’d always led a dangerous existence, a berserker warrior Runner who unleashed his wrath on his enemies. Ronon-centric, slight RononTeyla
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 589 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/7/2008 - Ronon D., Teyla E. - Complete
Transported by Oonagh reviews
While on a seemingly benign assignment O'Neill and Carter run into some problems and get a little lost.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 15,941 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 2/7/2008 - Published: 9/18/2006 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill
Electricity by I-am-LMR reviews
Sequel to The Other Side. Another funny murder mystery with furtherance of the cheesy romantic subplot. BA 'ship story. Mystery, Humor, Romance Rated K plus for murder, mild language, and mild sexuality Yay! There's sexuality this time! readers cheer
Law and Order: CI - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 20,896 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 1/31/2008 - Published: 10/20/2007
The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Milky Way Galaxy by Seanait reviews
The spacefaring inhabitants of the Milky Way Galaxy need to get a few things straight...
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,895 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 1/25/2008 - Published: 6/18/2007
Christmas Snapshots by Mama Jo reviews
A series of three vignettes, like photos in a family album. RononTeyla on the first pages, then JohnElizabeth, ending with RodneyKatie.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,090 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/18/2008 - Published: 12/23/2007 - Teyla E., Ronon D. - Complete
Raisins by WhatATragicComedy reviews
JS Jack O'Neill had seen a lot of strange sights in his time. But, this, by far, took the cake.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 992 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/17/2008 - J. O'Neill, S. Carter - Complete
Flu by papillongirl reviews
Even ninja girls need to be taken care of every once in a while.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,791 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/5/2008 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
Troublemaker by I-am-LMR reviews
One shot about a very naughty man no, not THAT kind of naughty!
Law and Order: CI - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 169 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/24/2007 - Complete
These Christmas Gifts by fyd818 reviews
Ronon and Teyla surprise each other at Christmastime. Fluff and mistletoe is involved. RononTeyla
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,263 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/21/2007 - Teyla E., Ronon D. - Complete
A Slightly Cliche Christmas by fyd818 reviews
Christmas for Atlantis’s leaders, on the balcony. . . Incredibly fluffy, includes mistletoe. JohnElizabeth
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,255 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 13 - Published: 12/21/2007 - Elizabeth W., John S. - Complete
Hogwarts meets FanFiction by Varietygirl9143 reviews
random, crazy, the internet and not just fanfiction anymore! do i honestly need to say anything more? title's selfexplanitory. rated 'T' for graphic randomness... OOCness. major silliness! r&r
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,565 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 12/18/2007 - Published: 2/28/2006 - Hermione G., Ginny W.
A Day in the Life of Jack's Dog Tags by luvnjack reviews
Prompted by someone on the SJ Thread on GW saying, Oh, to be those dog tags! A short fic written from the point of view of Jack O'Neill's dog tags.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,002 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 21 - Published: 12/18/2007 - J. O'Neill, S. Carter - Complete
Shattered by fyd818 reviews
RononTeyla, SheppardWeir. AU, sequel to "Journey to Forever." He remembered the past and held on to that, for he knew it was only through sheer determination that they would win. .:On Hiatus:.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 37,008 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 12/13/2007 - Published: 2/7/2007 - Ronon D., Teyla E.
Scrubs Season 5 by andymcgoo reviews
Season 5 picks up where my own personal Season 4 left off. Follows the same format as Season 4 did. If you haven't read Season 4 yet you should before reading Season 5. R&R thank you please :
Scrubs - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 19,768 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 12/13/2007 - Published: 9/23/2006
In the Heat of Anger by Karibou reviews
COMPLETE! One Shot. Sometimes things said in the heat of anger lead to unintended consequences. Unashamed SJ Ship, as always.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,318 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/12/2007 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill - Complete
Roman a Clef by whydoyouneedtoknow reviews
Truly newly updated! A Valentina Jett original! The Black Dog and the Grey Wolf, Or, The Further Adventures of Samuel and Alison. Based in the Dangerverse, of course. Chapter 8!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 25,176 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 12/9/2007 - Published: 2/5/2005
Returned by Fiara Fantasy reviews
Vala comes back to the SGC with serious injuries she will tell no one about. What really happened is worse then they ever imagined. And what it leads to will change the universe forever. Rating up for chapter 7 and all further chapters.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: M - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 9 - Words: 6,146 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 11/24/2007 - Published: 3/18/2006 - D. Jackson, Vala
The End is Nigh by Reefgirl reviews
When Jack returns after the year that never was he doesn't get the warm welcome he was expecting, instead he finds the team breaking up. Crossover with SG1 and Stargate Atlantis. Epilogue: In which Jack says goodbye to the team and goes back to the stars
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,532 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 11/19/2007 - Published: 10/30/2007 - Complete
From The Files Of The Plot Bunny Busters by BiteMeTechie reviews
The Anti Plot Bunny Agents are off on their first missions through the fandoms. A companion to the parody piece 'When Plot Bunnies Attack'
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 43 - Words: 60,451 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 11/15/2007 - Published: 8/14/2006 - Complete
Murphy's Laws by Seanait reviews
Atlantis seems to fall perfectly in sync with Murphy's Laws... no surprises there, right?
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,496 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 11/9/2007 - Published: 7/29/2006 - Complete
I'll Always Remember by Reefgirl reviews
Jack is in Northern France remembering fallen friends when he meets an old aquaintance and discovers they have a mutual friend. Remembrance day fic.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,101 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/7/2007 - Complete
I Haven't a Clue by Reefgirl reviews
It's quiet, the team are playing a new game and arguing over the rules, much to Jack's bemusement
Torchwood - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 646 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 15 - Published: 11/6/2007 - Complete
Scary Moment by 7 League Boots reviews
Scary naughty fluff. A Halloween tale. Sam and Jack Ship Family on Gateworld – my shippy input! Not beta’d forgive my transgressions. Complete.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,485 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 3 - Published: 10/30/2007 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill - Complete
The Nightshift by Reefgirl reviews
All sorts of things go on during the nightshift, not always to do with chasing aliens. Tosh and Ianto's ordered lives change during one particular night. Ch 2, contains scenes of a sexual nature
Torchwood - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,613 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 10/28/2007 - Published: 8/20/2007 - Complete
The Duh Factor by BiteMeTechie reviews
Rodney really needs to learn to follow the instructions...
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 137 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 8 - Published: 10/26/2007 - John S., Rodney M. - Complete
Stormy Weather by BiteMeTechie reviews
Rain drops! Drizzle drops! Why can't we all just get along?
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 304 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 8 - Published: 10/20/2007 - Rodney M., John S. - Complete
Three by fyd818 reviews
I was trapped between my past and my present, and I wasn’t sure which way I wanted to go. Ronon centric, season 4 “Reunion” spoilers.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 991 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/19/2007 - Ronon D. - Complete
Of Goa'uld Ships and Toilets by theqwerty reviews
‘Muahaha’ Jack thought as he crept through the halls of the Goa’uld pyramid ship.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 628 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Published: 10/16/2007 - Complete
To Trade Quips With a Q by BiteMeTechie reviews
In which there is no fourth wall between universes and Rodney McKay meets his match. [Star Trek crossover. Sorta.]
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,150 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/16/2007 - Rodney M. - Complete
There's Got to Be a Morning After by BiteMeTechie reviews
Bed, check. Pillow, check. Astrophysicist in bed on pillow, check and check. Blonde marine...blonde marine? BLONDE MARINE?
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 273 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 14 - Published: 10/16/2007 - Rodney M., Laura C. - Complete
Obsession by BiteMeTechie reviews
When Rodney gets in over his head with a female, he really gets in over his head.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,222 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/16/2007 - Rodney M. - Complete
No More Coffee by BiteMeTechie reviews
There are few things that could be as much of a shock to the system as caffeine deprivation, especially for Rodney McKay. Yet, Elizabeth Weir seems to have found something that fits the bill.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 578 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 14 - Published: 10/16/2007 - Elizabeth W., Rodney M. - Complete
Mistletoe Can Be Deadly If You Eat It by BiteMeTechie reviews
Holidays are always hard. Rodney McKay just seems to delight in making them harder. Luckily, another staff member can match him, blow for verbal blow...and then some. [McWinter]
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 951 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Published: 10/16/2007 - Rodney M. - Complete
Deception of the Leathery Kind by BiteMeTechie reviews
There are worse ways to get off a hostile planet. There must be.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 378 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Published: 10/16/2007 - Teyla E., Rodney M. - Complete
Girlish Giggling and Goosing by BiteMeTechie reviews
Never take the funny colored liquid from the natives. Have we learned nothing?
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 360 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Published: 10/16/2007 - Teyla E., Rodney M. - Complete
Hop With the Geek Set by BiteMeTechie reviews
There is nothing quite so exasperating as trying to explain the finer points of comic books to an alien.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 826 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/15/2007 - Rodney M., Teyla E. - Complete
The Other Side by I-am-LMR reviews
A funny murder mystery with a cheesy romantic subplot. BA 'shippy. K plus for Murder She Wrote level violence and some mild language. Mystery, Humor, Romance
Law and Order: CI - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 28,907 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 10/5/2007 - Published: 6/15/2007 - Complete
Cross the Line by whydoyouneedtoknow reviews
DV canon crossover. Begins in Ch. 13 of DH. Harry walks in on, not Mary Cattermole's hearing, but that of two children whose magical fathers won't acknowledge them. At least, so they say... but the truth is stranger than the Trio are ready to deal with...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,465 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 10/4/2007 - Published: 9/15/2007
In a Perfect World by random-ship reviews
A trip through the gate leads them to a day where they don't have to save the world.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,850 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/28/2007 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill - Complete
How Much? by Koken reviews
A little game that Jack plays just to stay sane. Lime WarningAdult Content
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,063 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/28/2007 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill - Complete
It's about bloody time! by niki-alicia-lupin93 reviews
My first fanfic. so please review and be nice. It's really kind of cheesy and a bit of fluff! please review so I can improve. Couples are RH and GH. please enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 418 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/10/2007 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
Overheating by Koken reviews
Something interesting happens to Sam that makes her not quite human. Can Jack help? Response to a challange. Smut smut smutty
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,770 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 9/9/2007 - Published: 9/7/2007 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill - Complete
With a simile and a song by Pranksta reviews
In which inorganic materials, tunes, choreographies, tubes and unrequited love come together to prove that John never sees it coming, Ronon will eventually lose face, Rodney is a tremendous genius and Teyla will always remain her beautiful poised self.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 25,014 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 9/1/2007 - Published: 1/18/2007 - John S., Rodney M. - Complete
Quantum Similarities by BiteMeTechie reviews
They say that if you put two people on opposite sides of the world and they share enough similarities, they will find each other, despite the odds. Carson is about to find out that this rule applies not only to planet Earth, but to the universe at large.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,162 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 5 - Published: 8/26/2007 - Carson B. - Complete
Chill by fyd818 reviews
His entire world froze, and for the first time in his life he truly knew the meaning of the word terror. SheppardWeir, spoilers for “First Strike.”
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,030 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/21/2007 - John S., Elizabeth W. - Complete
Night out of Time by fyd818 reviews
I knew this moment was the beginning of the rest of my life, and it was exactly where I wanted to be. RononTeyla fluff.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 974 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 8 - Published: 8/21/2007 - Teyla E., Ronon D. - Complete
Retribution!: Revisited by BiteMeTechie reviews
Everyone's favorite borderline homicidal physicist is back and ready for action. A sequel to the tale 'Retribution'
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 24 - Words: 16,282 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 8/21/2007 - Published: 10/10/2006 - Rodney M. - Complete
A Miracle by Lildaani reviews
[Two Shot][Non HBP DH compatible][HGDM] Draco contemplates ending his life when he's interrupted by everyone's favorite Gryffindor female. Updated! Added a chapter to explain what was going through Hermione's mind.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,336 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 17 - Updated: 8/15/2007 - Published: 8/14/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
A Man's Blanket Is His Fort by BiteMeTechie reviews
Rodney McKay is a man on a mission and he will not be defeated! Mostly. Probably. Perhaps. Well, he didn't want the stupid thing back anyway!
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 695 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/13/2007 - Rodney M. - Complete
Movie Night by Elizabeth Bartlett reviews
No one was sure when Movie Night started, but they were glad just the same. R&R.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 820 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Published: 8/13/2007 - Complete
Visions Of Philosophy As Seen Through A Lava Lamp by BiteMeTechie reviews
Sometimes you don't need complex, mind bending explanations and big words to make things clear. Sometimes, you just need...a lava lamp.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 648 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 10 - Published: 8/13/2007 - Rodney M., Teyla E. - Complete
Quick, Grab the Cheese Wheels and Run! by charmingly-holly reviews
Ginny Weasely is stuck as Maid of Honor in two separate, highly unconventonal weddings. She's none too happy about the situation, as it only reminds her that she is Without a Wizard. To top things off, she's hungry, and she's not allowed to eat her hat...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 98,769 - Reviews: 1499 - Favs: 695 - Follows: 502 - Updated: 8/9/2007 - Published: 5/11/2005 - Ginny W., Harry P.
Astrophysicist For Rent by BiteMeTechie reviews
Samantha Carter and the words 'Formal Occasion' don't belong in the same sentence. Why? Because disaster is never far behind. [Sequel to Colonel For Sale]
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,707 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 8/5/2007 - Published: 6/12/2007 - S. Carter - Complete
New York or Bust by Elizabeth Bartlett reviews
This is what happens when OCs are left to their own devices during 'The Return Pts.1&2'. R&R! Ch16 Lydia is no longer allowed to go online.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 15,154 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/29/2007 - Published: 5/12/2007 - Complete
Rise From The Ashes by kleigh7692 reviews
The Muggle Studies class of Hogwarts is hosting a vocal talent show for their Muggle Studies class! What songs will Harry, Ron, Hermione, and more sing? Some songs have bad language, just as a warning. Multiple pairings.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,621 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/24/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Those Who Came Before by Reefgirl reviews
Martha needs a change of clothes so starts to look through the Wardrobe Room and finds the outfit's of the companions who were on the Tardis before her. Epilogue: Two companions decide what to do next
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,644 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/19/2007 - Published: 7/15/2007 - Complete
Love's Enduring Struggle by Dia.Dahling reviews
Next in fyd818's Aeternus Amo series. Kyana is caught in a web of lies, betrayal, and deceit that may tear her apart from everyone she loves. Complete!
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 42,658 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/2/2007 - Published: 3/1/2007 - Complete
A Harvest Dance by Chaos-Carter reviews
[RononTeyla] Sometimes you have to change the steps in order to truly find your feet. EPILOGUE NOW UP.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,527 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 6/28/2007 - Published: 11/16/2006 - Teyla E., Ronon D. - Complete
Misleading by I-am-LMR reviews
Goren is thrown upon finding Eames has been misleading about her family history. Angst Not cannon with anything else I've written. BA 'ship
Law and Order: CI - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,214 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/24/2007 - Complete
Inner Battles by fyd818 reviews
There are two people inside me, and I fear that the other is going to win and destroy us all. AU, RononTeyla
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 26,597 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/22/2007 - Published: 4/15/2007 - Teyla E., Ronon D. - Complete
Missed Calls by Hobbit Killer reviews
A filler fic with a little action for season four. What if Ziva actually needed Tony when he ignored her phone calls?
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,890 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/4/2007 - Ziva D., Tony D. - Complete
Crossing a Line by I-am-LMR reviews
Robert Goren, you buzz me in right now because... your neighbors are going to call the police, and if anyone from our precinct hears what I've got to say, we'll both be in trouble! K plus for mild sexuality.
Law and Order: CI - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,639 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/2/2007 - Complete
Facade by fyd818 reviews
His entire life was a façade, trying to keep from admitting the truth and letting it crack. Oneshot, RononTeyla.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 724 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Published: 5/21/2007 - Ronon D., Teyla E. - Complete
Moonlit Melody by BiteMeTechie reviews
Music can bring two virtual strangers all that much closer together.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 393 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/20/2007 - Rodney M., Teyla E. - Complete
But For The Sake Of Amontillado by BiteMeTechie reviews
A fool and his life are soon parted, as Fortunato is unfortunate enough to discover.
Edgar Allan Poe - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 778 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/20/2007 - Complete
Journey to Forever by fyd818 reviews
RononTeyla, SheppardWeir. AU. How far would you go, how many rules would you break, to change the past and make the future right? 2007 Stargate Fan Awards fanfic Nominee!
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 33,977 - Reviews: 230 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 5/19/2007 - Published: 12/31/2006 - Elizabeth W., John S., Teyla E., Ronon D. - Complete
My Geek Carries a Gun by Toplesslemon reviews
Forget diamonds! Friends are a girl's best friend! Abby gets sick but how, what, and why? All going to be answered soon! [And yes, I changed the summary][TATE, MCABBY]
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,604 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 5/17/2007 - Published: 1/26/2006 - Abby S., Tim M.
Infinity by I-am-LMR reviews
Sequel to 'Can You Keep a Secret' The Christmas after her secret Valentine struck, Alex takes Bobby to her family's place for the holiday, planning a surprise of her own. Rated K plus for innuendo and mild language. BA RomanceHumor
Law and Order: CI - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,820 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/16/2007 - Published: 4/15/2007 - Complete
A Runner's Hope by fyd818 reviews
Sequel to LadyBozi’s “A Runner’s Sorry.” Just as Ronon thinks his life is put back together again, his past comes back to haunt him and just might destroy his future. RononTeyla, some ShepWeir. Complete!
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 13 - Words: 22,884 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/1/2007 - Published: 1/7/2007 - Ronon D., Teyla E. - Complete
Quid Pro Quo by BiteMeTechie reviews
Getting mad might be good, but getting even is better.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 940 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/1/2007 - Rodney M., Laura C. - Complete
Shattered Light by BiteMeTechie reviews
Better to have loved and lost...at least, that's what they say...
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 838 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/25/2007 - Rodney M., Teyla E. - Complete
A Mathematical Impossibility by BiteMeTechie reviews
Impossible? In the Pegasus Galaxy? What's that?
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,059 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/25/2007 - John S., Elizabeth W. - Complete
Snarktastic by BiteMeTechie reviews
A series of McKay centric drabbles and one shots. Every pairing, every genre, request it and I'll write it!
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 3,771 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 4/25/2007 - Published: 12/10/2006 - Rodney M. - Complete
Bad Moon Rising by BiteMeTechie reviews
There is a maddening itch beneath her skin and Teyla just can't reach it. It is the sign of great and terrible changes on the horizon.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,944 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 4/25/2007 - Published: 10/28/2006 - Teyla E. - Complete
The Whumpacious Whumpification of the Whumped by Thraesja reviews
Gen Humour: SG1 returns from another mission gone wrong, all of them thoroughly whumped. Rated T for some violence, a smidge of language and some definite anger management issues. Cowritten with Amaranth Traces.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,354 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 4/20/2007 - Published: 4/16/2007 - Complete
Peter's Pickled Peppers by theqwerty reviews
Peter heads to his first Divination class of the year but has no idea how to get there. Will he make it to class on time? And, even more important, will he make a good first impression on the new Divination professor?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,135 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/4/2007 - Peter P. - Complete
Death of the Clichés by theqwerty reviews
Read and watch favorite fanfiction plotlines go down the drain
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 759 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/3/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Freedom of Expression by Thraesja reviews
Daniel kills time while waiting for a flight. Character piece. SamDaniel Fluff. Oneshot.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,022 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/30/2007 - D. Jackson, S. Carter - Complete
Not Your Normal Teaching Job by Elizabeth Bartlett reviews
When the teacher for Atlantis' new school arrives, the adventure of a lifetime begins. R&R. The Final Chapter is up!
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 39 - Words: 73,627 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 3/21/2007 - Published: 8/7/2006 - E. Lorne - Complete
Our Town by Reefgirl reviews
Another songfic, this time it's Kate Rusby's version or Our Town. The expedition is leaving Atlantis and the inhabitants are reflecting on their hometown. Spoilers for Rising and The Return Pt 1
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,948 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/21/2007 - Complete
Try Try Again by Elizabeth Bartlett reviews
A date in the Pegasus Galaxy is easier said than done.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 6,149 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/19/2007 - Published: 1/26/2007 - E. Lorne - Complete
Stargate Atlantis does Comic Relief by Tau'ri42 reviews
It's red nose day on Atlantis, cue the madness!
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,654 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Published: 3/18/2007 - Complete
Who You Gonna Call? by whydoyouneedtoknow reviews
One shot, Dangerverse. Lord Voldemort's plan to make himself a deity goes very, very wrong. References Ghostbusters. Clear area of pets, small children, and bosses and use lavatory before starting. Do not eat or drink while reading. Have a nice day.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,627 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/15/2007 - Complete
The Two Snarkers by BiteMeTechie reviews
McKay's had it up to here and he's not going to take it anymore!
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,759 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/15/2007 - Rodney M. - Complete
In The Town Where I Was Born by Reefgirl reviews
Rodney has painted a submersible jumper a certain colour that has the rest of the crew singing.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 466 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/3/2007 - Radek Z., Rodney M. - Complete
Coffee Break by Reefgirl reviews
The women of Atlantis like to have their coffee break on a balcony on the South Pier, the fact the men are swimming has nothing to do with it. Rated T for lewd suggestions, implied slash too.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,293 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/25/2007 - Complete
Hey, Sherlock! by I-am-LMR reviews
Everybody's heard this Sherlock Holmes joke...now how would it sound with OUR Sherlock and the antiWatson?
Law and Order: CI - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 508 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/24/2007 - Complete
Proper Pancakes by Reefgirl reviews
It's Pancake Day on Atlantis and Rodney and John's idea of proper pancakes differ from Alex the Chef's, chaos ensues.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,016 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/20/2007 - John S., Rodney M. - Complete
A day in the jungle by AnCa reviews
They go through the gate, and get into trouble. This time featuring killer red plants. Complete!
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,680 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 2/17/2007 - Published: 1/4/2007 - Rodney M., John S. - Complete
It's going to explode! by Tau'ri42 reviews
In which Dr's McKay and Winter find something they can agree on. Response to the first lines challenge on the WPBA forum.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 586 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/17/2007 - Rodney M. - Complete
The Libra Trilogy Part II: Rebirth by Tinuviel Undomiel reviews
Co written by Nerwen Aldarion: Sequal to Awakening, Elizabeth is being held captive by John and is slowly being transformed, Teyla tries to find her and the Last Seer along with Ronon, Lorne and his crew and the new addition Laura Sparky Spanky
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 73,353 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 2/15/2007 - Published: 12/7/2006 - Complete
Can You Keep a Secret? by I-am-LMR reviews
All Alex knows about her Secret Valentine is that he is extremely clever, is offbeat, has plenty to spend, completely adores her, knows everything about her, and is about two fries short of a Happy Meal. But she just won't let herself believe... BA fluff
Law and Order: CI - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,638 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 2/15/2007 - Published: 2/10/2007 - Complete
Self Preservation Society by Reefgirl reviews
Major Lorne and Dr Stirling have fun at Rodney and Radek's expense. Inspired by The Italian Job
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 269 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/15/2007 - Radek Z., Rodney M. - Complete
Hullabaloo by onthewayside reviews
Things are going bump in the night, and some people just can't take it anymore...ShepWeir with a dash of RT
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,003 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 14 - Published: 2/15/2007 - Elizabeth W., John S. - Complete
Falling in Love by fyd818 reviews
A Valentine’s fic for SpaceMonkey0941. Spanky, with a little Sparky thrown in for the fun of it. Pure fluff. Teyla's first person POV.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,008 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/14/2007 - Teyla E., Ronon D. - Complete
Letters From Earth by Reefgirl reviews
Another WPBA Forum First Lines challenge. Dr Stirling's nieces decided to send a few letters to the Atlantis residents
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,226 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/10/2007 - Complete
Finally a happy Valentine's Day by Cptn. Suz reviews
A fluffy little Lorne & Novak ficlet for Valentine's Day.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,013 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Published: 2/6/2007 - Complete
Fellowship Of Physicists by BiteMeTechie reviews
Darn it all! Who knew Rodney McKay was so hard to shop for? [McWinter Friendship]
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,262 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 4 - Published: 1/28/2007 - Rodney M. - Complete
You're doing WHAT? by Tau'ri42 reviews
Teyla can't find her daughter. Established RononTeyla and McWinter. Oneshot, kids fic.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 784 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/15/2007 - Teyla E., Ronon D. - Complete
A Dangerverse Christmas by whydoyouneedtoknow reviews
AU. December 1986, the Marauders' Den, London. Have a peek at the Pack preparing for Christmas, see the untimely fate of some of Danger's holiday treats, and enjoy the even more untimely fate of the culprit! A present for my readers. Merry Christmas!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,426 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/25/2006 - Complete
Christmas Wishes by Reefgirl reviews
Rodney is sent to work in the kitchen and Alex lets slip what her wishes for Christmas are. A Christmas pressie for the very few Rodney and Alex shippers out there. RodneyAlex
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,462 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/24/2006 - Rodney M. - Complete
The Atlantis Night Before Christmas by Nerwen Aldarion reviews
Co Written by Tinuviel Undomiel: The night before Christmas Atlantis style
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 495 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 6 - Published: 12/24/2006 - John S. - Complete
Christmas with Jaffa by moms2398 reviews
Daniel reluctantly explains 'the reason for the season'.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 699 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/22/2006 - D. Jackson, J. O'Neill - Complete
Santa's Helper by BelovedOne reviews
When John plays Santa Claus for the annual Atlantis Christmas party, who will be his helper?
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,942 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/21/2006 - John S., Elizabeth W. - Complete
Of Head Injuries And Hobbits by BiteMeTechie reviews
Sometimes relationships are forged in the most unusual of circumstances under the strangest conditions. McKayOC.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,010 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 13 - Published: 12/16/2006 - Rodney M. - Complete
My True Love Sent to Me by Reefgirl reviews
Someone is sending John Christmas gifts. The Six Geese a Laying meet Atlantis' Head Chef
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,760 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 12/14/2006 - Published: 12/3/2006 - John S.
Girls Poker Night: Lydia's Story by BiteMeTechie reviews
Lydia Winter has returned to Atlantis after a six month stay on Earth and that can only mean one thing: Girl's Night.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,851 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/9/2006 - Rodney M. - Complete
Finding Strength by Wolf Maid reviews
RononTeyla. "She hates appearing weak" ... Ronon and Teyla share a bonding moment, and both find someone they can lean on.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 803 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Published: 12/7/2006 - Teyla E., Ronon D. - Complete
The Libra Trilogy Part I: Awakening by Tinuviel Undomiel reviews
AU Co written by Nerwen Aldarion. A prophecy of a Libra, a balance between the Varren and the Ranue has been born. Teyla Emaggen searches for her while bounty hunter Ronon tries to hunt Teyla down. TeylaRonon and Shweir
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 23,162 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/6/2006 - Published: 8/20/2006 - Complete
Stargate Atlantis: The Musical, Season Two! by nightfynix reviews
hehehe, what do you think this one's gonna be about? Enjoy! COMPLETE!
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 24,890 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/6/2006 - Published: 8/6/2005 - Complete
When Plot Bunnies Attack by BiteMeTechie reviews
They're the harbingers of doom. They multiply like tribbles. They care not for canon information. They're plot bunnies and they will not be denied! THE SAGA IS NOW COMPLETE!
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 70 - Words: 116,338 - Reviews: 756 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 12/2/2006 - Published: 6/18/2006 - Rodney M. - Complete
Keys by BiteMeTechie reviews
One hundred word drabble response to the When Plot Bunnies Attack forum 100 themes challenge 'Keys'.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 152 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/15/2006 - Rodney M. - Complete
Night Of The Snarky by BiteMeTechie reviews
His eyelids are drooping, his jaw is slack...it's just another night of burning the midnight oil for Rodney McKay...or is it?
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 908 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/1/2006 - Published: 10/30/2006 - Rodney M., John S. - Complete
Summer's Breath by fyd818 reviews
Spoilers for Return pt. 1. RononTeyla. Teyla considers a few things one evening during the six weeks she and Ronon are alone.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,061 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Published: 10/18/2006 - Teyla E., Ronon D. - Complete
A Stroke Of Genius by BiteMeTechie reviews
In which Rodney shows Sheppard just how smart he really is.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 315 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/18/2006 - Rodney M., John S. - Complete
The Meaning of Family by Lizabeth S. Tucker reviews
Ziva discovers she has more than one person willing to save her. SPOILER for Shalom.
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,020 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/12/2006 - Complete
Unrealistically General by Belisse reviews
A collection of GEN one shots, it will have humor, angst, whump, nakedness and someone reading erotica
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,485 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 10/5/2006 - Published: 5/30/2006
Friends With Benefits by RachelGlasser reviews
Tiva McAbby. McGee and Abby are bored, Abby suggests a remedy and just what has Tony been doing at Ziva's place for the past three months? Spoilers for 'Shalom'.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,023 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 9/27/2006 - Published: 9/26/2006 - Ziva D.
For the First Time by Nerwen Aldarion reviews
A sort of poem about what happened between Teyla and Ronon during The Return. Teyla POV, TeylaRonon pairing
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 717 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/25/2006 - Ronon D., Teyla E. - Complete
Realizations by 001ElvenWarrior reviews
Drabbles about different SG1 characters in different situations...No longer T cuz there's nothing controversial about it.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,358 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/21/2006 - Published: 8/29/2006
Two possibilities by ZivaFan reviews
Two possibilities regarding what Ziva and Tony have been doing in the past three months spoiler for Shalom
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,326 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/20/2006 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
A New Hobby by drufan reviews
A short tag for Common Ground. Ronon settles on a new hobby. Spoilers!
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,496 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/30/2006 - Ronon D., John S. - Complete
One Step at a Time by DramaLexy reviews
.'What was that for' he asked. 'Living. One step at a time.' Teyla&Ronon
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,503 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/16/2006 - Published: 8/9/2006 - Teyla E., Ronon D. - Complete
Retribution! by BiteMeTechie reviews
Doctor McKay has finally pushed one of his fellow crewmen over the edge. You all knew it would happen sooner or later.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,100 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 8/13/2006 - Published: 6/16/2006 - Rodney M. - Complete
Something Citrus This Way Comes by BiteMeTechie reviews
Rodney's in the infirmary after a run in with some rogue citrus, who, oh who is at fault?
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 524 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/7/2006 - Rodney M., Laura C. - Complete
Not the same by SG-Fan reviews
An accident leaves two Samantha Carter's stranded in each others realities with no way to get home. SamJack's. T for safety. Complete.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 29,109 - Reviews: 301 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 7/5/2006 - Published: 3/6/2006 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill - Complete
The Atlantis Handbook by Cammy reviews
John and Rodney were bored. Teyla and Ronon were roped into it. The rest of Atlantis was amused by it.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,925 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 335 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 6/30/2006 - Published: 4/9/2006 - Complete
Travels of an UnSue MarySue by NenyaVilyaNenya reviews
Clumsy first time off world with Lorne, Beckett, and the local wildlife, people, and drink. And a little back in Atlantis. [EPILOGUE MontyPython Night]
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 19,899 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/28/2006 - Published: 6/17/2006 - Complete
Those Darn Alien Spores by Porthos1013 reviews
Alien spores made them do it...or did they? A bit of funny fluffy BeckettCadman, McWeir, Sheyla, RononSurprise, and ZelenkaSurprise…the poor man. Now with more Lorne!
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,810 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/19/2006 - Published: 6/16/2006 - Carson B., Laura C. - Complete
Anybody Home? by nightpheonix reviews
Sheppard wakes up one morning to find the whole crew of Atlantis gone, except McKay. BACK WITH A VENGEANCE!
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 17,476 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 6/12/2006 - Published: 2/16/2005
Whale Song by Porthos1013 reviews
McKay gets another visit from Sam in the infirmary, but this time it’s a little…different. McKayWhale. Seriously. CH 8 NOW UP!
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,585 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 6/11/2006 - Published: 1/28/2006 - Rodney M.
Terrible Troll Trauma by NenyaVilyaNenya reviews
[Oneshot, Season 1] Sheppard and Ford find themselves on the menu of arguing trolls. Badgering McKay and alien bugs thrown in for good measure. Not really terrible, not really trauma, more fun than anything mixed with a tiny hint of whumpage.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,230 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/9/2006 - John S., Aiden F. - Complete
A day in the life of the overwhumped Rodney Mckay by AnCa reviews
Because he's much more fun than Sheppard. : Let's see what trouble our favourite scientist manages to get himself into, even without the flu! Complete!
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 49,058 - Reviews: 451 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 6/8/2006 - Published: 12/16/2005 - Rodney M.
Cigarettes, Whiskey and Wild, Wild Women by Reefgirl reviews
The women abord the Daedalus join the Atlantis women for a Girls Night In when they swop stories about how they got the better of the male population. Ch 9 The epilogue is now up, thanks to everyone who read it and reviewed, I had great fun writing it.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,858 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 6/1/2006 - Published: 4/12/2006 - Elizabeth W. - Complete
Restroom, Literally by Seanait reviews
John finds Ronon snoozing in a most unusual place...
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 524 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/26/2006 - John S., Ronon D. - Complete
The Next Event by kolyaaa reviews
Long lost sibling story! with naked women, feats of strength, a big fight, McKay punched in the face, cute fluffy creatures, beautiful fantastic beasts, blood! guts! GORE! Quicksand! SINK HOLES! Team fic w Beckett and best OFC ever!
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 27 - Words: 67,771 - Reviews: 662 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 4/30/2006 - Published: 3/26/2006 - Rodney M., John S. - Complete
A Smidge of Ink by Lady Valmar reviews
Kris blades, Lt. Cadman, Teyla’s nose, Ronon, story telling, Sheppard and a shocked Rodney. What a combination to say the least. Just for laughs and fun. One shot drabble I came up with after too much coffee and zero sleep.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,402 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/29/2006 - Ronon D. - Complete
This Christmas Thing by Angel Leviathan reviews
He was about ready to kill himself. That, or run screaming for the hills. If there were hills. If he could find any hills.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,312 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/22/2005 - Rodney M., Teyla E. - Complete
Nightmares and Hooker Boots by Fluffy-CSI reviews
Second chapter added. What if Bobby and Alex had met once before in the course of their work? While Alex is still in Vice, she has a run in with a serial killer...and the man chasing him. BA partnership, mostly. Oneshot.
Law and Order: CI - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,271 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/20/2005 - Published: 12/19/2005 - Complete
How To Pronounce a Word by Seanait reviews
a little something i came up with its amusing
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 86 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/6/2005 - Complete
Get On Board by Seanait reviews
The first BeckettChair story ever! w.i.p.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 11,224 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 12/6/2005 - Published: 3/29/2005 - Carson B., John S.
Spilled Blood by Fluffy-CSI reviews
FINISHED: Ch 27 up. Casefile, BA. When a college professor is brutally murdered, Goren and Eames must investigate the dirty underbelly of academia.
Law and Order: CI - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 74,420 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 10/26/2005 - Published: 10/8/2005 - Complete
Why the kitchen staff loves Ronon Dex by babsji reviews
why the kitchen staff loves ronon dex and despises most of the rest of the atlantean crew.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,664 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 10/5/2005 - Published: 8/19/2005 - John S.
Snap by nightpheonix reviews
Sheppard drives McKay to snapping…both literally and figuratively. A somewhat odd short.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 191 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 6 - Published: 8/8/2005 - Rodney M., John S. - Complete
A Little Bathroom Talk by Seanait reviews
Well.... the title explains all!
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 342 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/6/2005 - D. Jackson, J. O'Neill - Complete
Stargate Atlantis: The Musical by nightfynix reviews
The 'friendly' singalong version of Atlantis. Rated for some possible language and semi gratuitous killing off of hated minor characters. COMPLETE!
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,621 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/24/2005 - Published: 2/24/2005 - Complete
D'oh! by BelovedOne reviews
Sam has something to tell Jack, but first, they'll battle it out over a game of Scrabble...
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 934 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/20/2005 - J. O'Neill, S. Carter
Trigger by AerynSG1 reviews
Carter and O'Neill are in a tight squeeze. Rated R for language and heavy breathing.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,290 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/18/2004 - J. O'Neill, S. Carter
The Snow Queen by Doyle-sb4 reviews
Angel and Wes are missing, a demon goddess is about to arise, and the only people who can save the world are Cordelia and Gunn... (season 2)
Angel - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,654 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Published: 4/17/2004 - Cordelia C., Charles G.
I Have Paperwork To Catch Up On by TubaPrincess reviews
Yet another tag to Window of Oppurtunity.. I had to do it.. because I haven't.. please read.. :)
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,217 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/18/2004 - Published: 12/30/2003 - J. O'Neill, S. Carter
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History Repeats reviews
Slightly dark!Ronon – my second 'fic in Spanky A Week Summer. Ronon's thoughts on Life.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,761 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Published: 7/30/2008 - Ronon D., Teyla E. - Complete
Into the Shadows reviews
Sequel to fyd818's story Vindicated, which you should all go read right now. In Vindicated, Ronon is accused of murder, then aquitted, after lots of drama of course. Now what trouble is in store for his family? RononTeyla, ShepWeir. Chapter Eleven is up!
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 14,847 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/26/2008 - Published: 4/2/2007 - Ronon D., Teyla E.
Fire reviews
Starts with a hardcore sparring match. Where will our favorite aliens go from there? Ronon/Teyla. This is a part of SAWS, Spanky A Week Summer.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,414 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/11/2008 - Published: 7/7/2008 - Ronon D., Teyla E.
Drunken Revelations reviews
Late night ramblings of a drunken redhead. Written at two in the morning by a sleepy blonde. The trolls will save us all.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,360 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 10/16/2007 - Complete
Join The Revolution reviews
Checkett: a rather unusual pairing, originally thought up by Seanait, and now to be put in use by yours truly! Sunday did not happen. BeckettxChair.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,521 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Published: 6/15/2007 - Carson B. - Complete
Deceiving Appearance reviews
Short 'fic I thought up the other night Based, once again, off of BiteMeTechie's 100 starting lines Line number 90. Do something! Anything! Please!
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 345 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/11/2007 - Rodney M. - Complete
The Wedding reviews
Written for BiteMeTechie because she let me borrow her wonderful OC Lydia Winter for some Rodneyshipping 'ficlets. They've gone out, they've kissed, he's proposed, and now they're married. Apocalypse anyone?
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,096 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Published: 3/20/2007 - Rodney M. - Complete
The Ring reviews
Third in my Snarky series. Last time, the kiss. This time, the proposal. For all you folks who have never experienced the awesomeness of reading BiteMeTechie's fanfics, Techie owns Lydia. I just borrow her so Rodney has someone to argue with.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,148 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Published: 3/15/2007 - Rodney M. - Complete
The Kiss reviews
Another oneshot for BiteMeTechie, since she let me borrow her awesome OC Lydia Winter. Last time, Lydia asked Rodney on a date. Now what's wrong with her?
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,973 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Published: 2/19/2007 - Rodney M. - Complete
Valentine's Day, Snarky Style reviews
Lydia Winter a.k.a. one of the most wonderful OCs ever created hates Valentine's Day. No surprises there. But will her opinion change when a certain astrophysicist steals her ice cream? You may be surprised. Lydia is BiteMeTechie's.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,308 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Published: 2/14/2007 - Rodney M. - Complete
A Little Spanky Love reviews
Ronon and Teyla find out what Valentine's Day is. Shipping ensues. Should be fun, eh?
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,719 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/14/2007 - Ronon D., Teyla E. - Complete
SuperGlue Fixes Everything reviews
SamJack Valentine's Day oneshot! Happy things! Sam's taken her pranking a little too far.......
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 623 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/14/2007 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill - Complete
Recipe for Love reviews
A little AlexRadek fluff for anyone who likes them. I know I do. Alex is Reefgirls, I know nothing!
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 674 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/14/2007 - Radek Z. - Complete
A Little Sparky Love reviews
Valentine's Day 'ficlet number 1! Enjoy!
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 817 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/14/2007 - John S., Elizabeth W. - Complete
The Date reviews
Written for BiteMeTechie because she let me borrow her wonderful OC Lydia Winter, a.k.a. the archnemesis of Rodney McKay. Who'da thunk they'd end up dating? Snarky ship!
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,231 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Published: 2/4/2007 - Rodney M. - Complete
Sweet Dreams reviews
Excerpt: GET TO THE GATE! Sheppard yelled as stunner blasts decimated trees all around them. RononTeyla shipping! This is the oneshot I've been writing for a year, so if you were waiting for it, here it is!
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,325 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/29/2007 - Ronon D., Teyla E.
Hidden Talents reviews
John POV. Where's my skateboard? I muse as I rummage through my numerous piles of junk. Contains shipping!
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 701 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Published: 1/28/2007 - John S., Elizabeth W. - Complete
Secret Smiles reviews
A little something for you Sparky shippers out there coughfyd818cough. The thoughts behind the glances. BiteMeTechie's 100 starting lines, number 122, She smiled as if she had a secret . . .
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 805 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/28/2007 - John S., Elizabeth W. - Complete
Coffee Leads To Interesting Things reviews
The day had begun so normally for Lydia Winter, but then he came along. Lydia is BiteMeTechie's. T for safety. McWinter shipping!
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,470 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/27/2007 - Rodney M. - Complete
A Simple Sneeze reviews
Atlantis's chef has a cold. Who comforts her? Written in homage to Reefgirl, the creator of the lovely Alex Ramsey. Rated T for persnickity people.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,301 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/25/2007 - Radek Z. - Complete
Ships That Passed In The Night reviews
Doubledrabble. Based off of BiteMeTechie's 100 starting lines again, line 120. He loved her from afar . . . RT shipping!
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 264 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/19/2007 - Ronon D., Teyla E. - Complete
Roller Coaster Ride reviews
One team. One amusement park. Oh so many pairings. Sparky, Spanky, Snarky, you name it. Borrowed people from BiteMeTechie and Reefgirl. Again. MUCH SHIPPING.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,518 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Published: 1/17/2007 - Complete
Of Course You Know, This Means War reviews
You don't get between me and my work if you want to live. Many people learn this quickly. Some, however... Chapter 5 the chapter of SHIPPING is up! Epilogue tomorrow.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,633 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 1/15/2007 - Published: 1/9/2007 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill
Checkers or Chess? reviews
I borrowed Lydia Winter from BiteMeTechie. Anyway. Rodney's in the infirmary, and someone unexpected shows up.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,594 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Published: 1/8/2007 - Rodney M. - Complete
Why Can't You Follow Orders? reviews
My first attempt at angst! Warning, character death! Read on to find out who.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 278 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/2/2007 - John S., Elizabeth W. - Complete
Pillow Talk reviews
Two of Atlantis's main characters in an . . . interesting position. Don't worry it's K plus.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 500 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/1/2007 - John S., Elizabeth W. - Complete
I Can't Breathe! reviews
Dialogue between an astrophysicist and a chef. Alex is Reefgirl's.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 210 - Reviews: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/30/2006 - Rodney M. - Complete
I Am Who I Am reviews
Drabble of a Wraith's POV. Any season, any episode, any Wraith, doesn't matter. More of a thoughtful thing than an actual plot.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 195 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/29/2006 - Complete
Desperate Times reviews
Midep for Desperate Measures. Season five, episode eleven. Sam is kidnapped, Jack comes and saves her. That was the TV episode, these are their thoughts. K plus for mild swearing.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 735 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/28/2006 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill - Complete
Well Then You're A reviews
Rodney and John rant a bit. Who has the better insult vocabulary? You may be surprised...
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 400 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/27/2006 - Rodney M., John S. - Complete
Who Ate All The Power Bars? reviews
Sequel to my 'fic Bruised Pride. Contains RodneyRanting. Inspired by BiteMeTechie's 100 starting lines. Again.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 448 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/26/2006 - Rodney M. - Complete
The True Meaning of Christmas reviews
John explains Christmas to Ronon, and Teyla receives an unexpected gift. SPANKY SHIPPING YAY!
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,646 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/25/2006 - Ronon D., Teyla E. - Complete
Merry Christmas, Rodney reviews
Atlantis's top Scrooge meets his match. Alex is property of Reefgirl. I know, I'm so original.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,445 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12/24/2006 - Rodney M. - Complete
God Rest Ye Merry, Hippogriffs reviews
Remember the song Sirius sings in book five? It's been done, but not like this.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 669 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/23/2006 - Complete
Caroling, Caroling, Now We Go! reviews
Well I seem to be getting into the spirit of the season, don't I? Yet another holiday oneshot. John gets a group together and you guessed it goes caroling. How many eardrums will he pop? One, two, three, four...
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 494 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12/23/2006 - John S. - Complete
Happy Holidays reviews
The gang gets together for a little holiday cheer. Threeparter. The first two bits can stand on their own, but I put 'em together so the last one will make sense. Chapter Three, Caroling Caroling! I was going to post this tomorrow, but what the hey.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,240 - Reviews: 8 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/22/2006 - Published: 12/21/2006 - Complete
Murder on My Mind reviews
Dr. Winter's thoughts on the man who keeps stealing her notes. This time, he's gone too far. Based on BiteMeTechie's lovely character Lydia.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 343 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/20/2006 - Rodney M. - Complete
A Grand Day Out, SGAstyle reviews
Ultimately plotless, unfortunately, anyway the team gets a break day and decides to go to the beach. Who looks better in swim trunks? You decide.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 879 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/18/2006 - Complete
It's My Kitchen, I'll Kill if I Want To reviews
Too many cooks spoil the... flaming bananas? Rodney faces off with Alex Ramsey once again. Ladies and gentlemen, place your bets. Alex is property of Reefgirl.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 305 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12/18/2006 - Rodney M. - Complete
Differences of Opinion reviews
A certain blonde Lt. Colonel's thoughts on everybody's favorite hypoglycaemiac. Wasn't sure whether to put this under Atlantis or SG1. Excerpt: We never saw eye to eye...
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 166 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 12/18/2006 - Rodney M. - Complete
Bruised Pride reviews
Someone's hiding in a broom closet.... What's the real reason behind Ronon's sudden shyness?
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 396 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 5 - Published: 12/18/2006 - Ronon D., Teyla E. - Complete