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 Author has written 8 stories for Star Wars, StarTrek: The Next Generation, RWBY, Harry Potter, Destiny, and Final Fantasy XV. In honor of my cat. May he rest in peace. Hello, I'm Bartholemeow, avid writer, film enthusiast, and professional boy scout. With the amount of time on my hands now, I've been writing a backlog of Fanfiction to post at an unspecified time in the future. So, to bide the time, I'm updating my, somewhat Cringey old profile. Personal Mission Statement: I, Bartholemeow the first, swear to improve my writing skills, and my grasp of characters as I continue to write fanfiction. It is my sincerest hope, that I will entertain all who read my fanfiction. And to listen to any and all criticism of my work. About me: Favorite movie quote: "That's what we are trying to find out! We are trying to find out who killed him, And Where, and with what!"-"There's no need to Shout."- "I'm not shouting!... Alright, I am, I'm Shouting! I Shouting!!, I'm Shou-*Clunk*"-Wadsworth(Clue: The movie.) Favorite movie: 1917 Favorite Tv-show: Hogan's Heroes. Worst fear: Spiders. Career aspirations: Future director of the chronicles of Prydain movie adaption. Favorite book: The chronicles of Prydain-Book 4 Taran Wanderer Favorite fictional character. Ever. of all time: Taran of Caer Dalben Close second: Fflewddur Fflam Jeffey |
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In Your Wildest Dreams by Coeur Al'Aran reviews
Jaune liked to think he knew his friends well, and his teammates better than anyone, but when his newly unlocked Semblance keeps inserting him into the dreams of those sleeping around him he'll have a chance to see the people he thinks he knows in a new light - whether he wants to or not. Can he keep his accidental invasions of privacy secret or will the nightmares force his hand?
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 68 - Words: 353,632 - Reviews: 7617 - Favs: 6,092 - Follows: 7,162 - Updated: 9/5 - Published: 10/6/2022
Pit Stop by Konstantinsen reviews
The Courier just wants a break from babysitting four teenaged girls who clearly do not belong in the Wasteland.
Crossover - Fallout & RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 49 - Words: 254,804 - Reviews: 628 - Favs: 1,479 - Follows: 1,773 - Updated: 6/16 - Published: 1/28/2018 - Courier, Team RWBY, Team JNPR
War Never Ends by Kirbilius Clausius reviews
The Sole Survivor unifies the wasteland under the banner of the Commonwealth until a Lone Wanderer stands in her way. Peace was never in the cards, no matter how hard we bluff. In need of a beta.
Fallout - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Horror - Chapters: 191 - Words: 311,593 - Reviews: 481 - Favs: 299 - Follows: 327 - Updated: 4/1 - Published: 3/28/2016 - Lone Wanderer, Sole Survivor - Complete
In His Kindness by Sunset Hunting reviews
He was nothing special; gangly, awkward, and worst of all... weak, but Jaune Arc had a habit of making himself known, and he was a fool if he thought she would’nt notice.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 136,603 - Reviews: 445 - Favs: 1,190 - Follows: 1,516 - Updated: 7/22/2023 - Published: 8/23/2021 - [Cinder F., Jaune A.]
Unexpected by Radiklement reviews
Noctis meets Luna by the side of the road. She's got bad news from the capital, but she's also heavily wounded. The young couple turned fugitives must evade the empire advances and protect Lucis. But Lunafreya isn't sure her place is with Noctis right now. If she couldn't save the father, can she guide the son? Noctis only care about keeping her safe. And proving himself to Eos.
Final Fantasy XV - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 104 - Words: 750,326 - Reviews: 1013 - Favs: 738 - Follows: 792 - Updated: 4/23/2023 - Published: 12/13/2016 - [Noctis Lucis Caelum, Lunafreya Nox Fleuret] [Aranea H., Ignis Scientia]
Yellow Maidens by DemAN3000 reviews
A lighthearted adventure story that diverts from cannon at Volume 3 episode 8 'Destiny' (@ around 13:30). It is an AU where Pyrrha lives, Cinder dies. Amber sort of lives, stuck in Jaune's head (ala Ozpine). Hijinks and adventures ensue. Began writing as a bedtime story for my 10 yr old, and has expanded into a multi-chapter story. Rated M due mostly to some dirty humor.
RWBY - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 39 - Words: 188,257 - Reviews: 409 - Favs: 1,119 - Follows: 1,377 - Updated: 3/28/2022 - Published: 3/27/2020 - Jaune A., Team RWBY, Team JNPR, Amber
Hereafter by Obsequium Minaris reviews
At the end of the world, two former enemies with nothing left to live for find each other where it all began.
RWBY - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,706 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 106 - Published: 12/18/2021 - [Cinder F., Jaune A.] - Complete
The Avenging Spider by Sierra-021 reviews
Two years after Age of Ultron, Spider-Man was asked by Stark to join the Avengers. Having always wanted to be like his idols, Peter Parker accepted...only to find most members of the team aren't comfortable with the idea of a teenager risking his life to be a hero. Even so, this doesn't stop Peter from continuing to fight for the little guys.
Crossover - Spider-Man & Avengers - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 88 - Words: 341,328 - Reviews: 1754 - Favs: 3,264 - Follows: 3,044 - Updated: 8/28/2021 - Published: 5/23/2018 - Peter P./Spider-Man, Black Widow/Natasha R., Wanda M./Scarlet Witch - Complete
Harry Potter, Unexpected Animagus by DWDuck reviews
With the love of a good woman, Harry becomes more confident and learns to handle the embarrassment that comes from being a teenage boy as well as an unexpected animagus. Set during the Tri-Wizard Tournament. Severe Ron bashing ahead.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 70,928 - Reviews: 1563 - Favs: 5,771 - Follows: 6,836 - Updated: 4/12/2021 - Published: 2/26/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Understanding the Real Hero: The Avengers by the-writer1988 reviews
With two movies now under their belts, the Avengers find themselves viewing their very first mission, only to find that their own mistakes are being brought out into the open in addition to Tony's. For Tony, this is a bit of relief following the viewings of Iron Man and Iron Man 2. But it doesn't mean he will enjoy watching this one either. COMPLETE!
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 69,377 - Reviews: 371 - Favs: 875 - Follows: 628 - Updated: 3/28/2021 - Published: 1/10/2021 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S., Wanda M./Scarlet Witch - Complete
Protect Morgan by Blackwolfhunting reviews
Endgame Spoilers! Don't read if you haven't seen. Peter has lost enough in his life and refuses to allow Morgan on that list as well, so he'll do anything to help her no matter where or when. Or the five times Peter helped Morgan Stark and the one time she helped him.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 36,860 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 314 - Follows: 280 - Updated: 1/27/2021 - Published: 4/28/2019 - Spider-Man/Peter Parker, Morgan S. - Complete
Entropy by kiwipixel77 reviews
"Entropy is the natural state of the universe, Captain. All systems inevitably dissolve. And when that day comes to Halcyon, we will be ready." In which Ellie hates everyone and everything, then learns to maybe not hate everyone and everything so much. Male Captain/Ellie
Outer Worlds - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 56,636 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 1/24/2021 - Published: 1/19/2020 - Maximilian D., Felix M., Ellie F., Alex Hawthorne
Dragon Age: A Whole New World by ylri reviews
OC brought into Thedas from a far different world, seeking to escape his past (not self-insert, OC is not Inquisitor). F!Trevelyan was a regular troublemaker for her family, being sent to the Conclave to observe when things sort of... went to hell. Canon-divergent. Rated T for violence and later psychological themes. OCxTrevelyan - ON HIATUS
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 102,695 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 1/24/2021 - Published: 7/2/2018 - [OC, Trevelyan] [Cullen, Mahariel]
The Spider by I'mjusttryingtofindmyway reviews
Waking up in a hero's body is one thing, being a hero is another. SI, where Peter Parker's body is taken over and the new owner realizes the world needs a hero, it needs a Spider-man. Fully using Peter's genius, the new Spider-man finds a balance between being a hero and a teenager. Will include MCEU and more. REVIEWS!
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 98 - Words: 818,034 - Reviews: 20000 - Favs: 18,832 - Follows: 18,712 - Updated: 1/17/2021 - Published: 7/29/2017 - Spider-Man/Peter Parker
Every Gamer's Dream - or Nightmare! by Jeffrey Finn reviews
Awakening in his favorite game, Loki must use his knowledge of The Elder Scrolls and Tamriel to stay alive and try to get home.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 14 - Words: 43,401 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 473 - Follows: 572 - Updated: 12/22/2020 - Published: 1/5/2019 - Ralof, Hadvar, Delphine
Peter vs His Literal Nightmare by Blaney reviews
My take on the field trip story. 3 years before "Peter vs. the Love Advice" Peter and his fellow class of seniors are taking a trip to everyone's favorite home away from home. How does he keep his family from killing a certain classmate... How will his classmate's react to seeing Peter in his 'home' where he's respected and Natasha Romanoff THE black widow laughs and jokes with him
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 103,155 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 197 - Updated: 12/20/2020 - Published: 5/20/2020 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Spider-Man/Peter Parker, Ned, Michelle J./MJ - Complete
A Letter to a Lion by John Mazowiecki reviews
No one was supposed to read it—not even Aslan. But the Lion wrote back, anyway. [Complete.]
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K - English - Spiritual/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,642 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/29/2020 - Published: 7/23/2020 - Aslan, Edmund Pevensie, Peter Pevensie - Complete
Traitor's Game by WillowDryad reviews
Was it love or just a traitor's game?
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 32 - Words: 65,439 - Reviews: 588 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 7/19/2020 - Published: 1/6/2017 - [Edmund Pevensie, OC] - Complete
Death by Inches by deanine reviews
In the final battle with Thanos, every Avenger played a role in their ultimate victory. Some sacrificed more than others. What if one Avenger didn't make it to the battle, etching a new path forward. Winning was always going to require sacrifice, but sometimes that sacrifice moves around. Endgame fix it, if you like your fix its long and angsty with a bit of horror. MCU/AU
Spider-Man - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 5 - Words: 45,388 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 6/23/2020 - Published: 7/14/2019 - Peter P./Spider-Man - Complete
LOVEchr by CrimsonA377 reviews
Even with all she did, Monika didn't deserve that ending. None of them did. So when the chance presents itself to right the wrongs and change their fates, as well as fall for the one who could never be loved, I don't hesitate. R&R's appreciated. I do not own Doki Doki Literature Club or it's characters, all rights go to their respective owners.
Doki Doki Literature Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 52 - Words: 253,501 - Reviews: 477 - Favs: 600 - Follows: 586 - Updated: 5/25/2020 - Published: 12/24/2017 - [OC, Monika] Sayori, Yuri - Complete
I'm Your Dad by DragonSoulWorld reviews
Peter Parker is Tony Stark's son! Tony does a routine DNA test on Peter and is shocked to learn he is his son. The son he never knew about. Both of their lives are changed forever as they have to navigate their new father-son relationship. ProtectiveTony! InsecurePeter!
Crossover - Spider-Man & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 15 - Words: 51,440 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 374 - Follows: 199 - Published: 4/20/2020 - [Iron Man/Tony S., Pepper P.] Peter P./Spider-Man, May P. - Complete
The Paths Intertwined: Act I by TheCivilizedCaveman reviews
Year 201, 4E: The frozen province of Skyrim becomes a place where the paths of four different individuals cross: a young Imperial aiming to start a new life, a Wood elf wandering across Tamriel since a tragedy struck her home, a veteran Legionnaire with a burning hatred of the Aldmeri Dominion and a Nightwalker that rebelled against her creator. More detailed summary inside.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 44 - Words: 311,943 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 4/18/2020 - Published: 7/23/2015 - Dragonborn/Dovahkiin, OC
I'm much more me when I'm with you by RememberTheDragons reviews
As a result of Lila's lies, Marinette and Adrien spend more and more time together. Add in a certain Queen Bee, and new friendships begin to form while old ones crumble.
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 46 - Words: 78,635 - Reviews: 459 - Favs: 1,179 - Follows: 715 - Updated: 12/9/2019 - Published: 10/23/2019 - Marinette D-C./Ladybug, Adrien A./Cat Noir, Chloé B./Antibug - Complete
After The Fall by Hexalys reviews
For every scenario, there's more than one outcome. Arcee did not escape MECH as quickly, meaning June doesn't survive her encounter with Airachnid. Silas, after seeing a spark firsthand, implements a new approach to Project CHIMERA, and through MECH, Jack is changed in ways no one thought possible. The result? War between the Autobots and Decepticons will never be the same.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 145,241 - Reviews: 666 - Favs: 1,133 - Follows: 1,133 - Updated: 11/13/2019 - Published: 10/28/2011 - [Jack D., Arcee] Optimus Prime, Megatron
Weaseling Past The Age Line by Right What Is Wrong reviews
The Weasley Twins point out the insufficiency of the Age Line, and a few other things. [Oneshot. Crackfic.]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,717 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 343 - Follows: 113 - Published: 11/4/2019 - George W., Albus D., Fred W. - Complete
Explosive Problem-Solving by Right What Is Wrong reviews
Anakin takes the quick and easy route to nullifying his nightmares. [Oneshot. ROTS-AU. Crackfic.]
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,567 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 456 - Follows: 156 - Published: 10/24/2019 - [Anakin Skywalker, Padmé Amidala] - Complete
Home Again by CadenceIX reviews
Peter returned to life only to watch his mentor die and learn his friend's didn't disappear like him, so his first love moved on with his friend. Events lead to a battle which brings the Avengers and Defenders together as Peter tries to find his place in a changed world. [Complete] [Part 1 of If This Be My Home series.]
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 54,916 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 7/8/2019 - Published: 6/26/2019 - Captain America/Steve R., Wanda M./Scarlet Witch, Spider-Man/Peter Parker, Dr. Strange/Stephen S. - Complete
Currant by Imyoshi reviews
Zwei, Remnant's number one corgi, treasured his lovable owner. Ruby Rose was brave, kind-hearted, lonely. She always watched her pack pairing off but never had a playmate of her own. Human mating was a fickle topic. Too much tiptoeing, not enough paw shaking and tummy rubs. Taking his leash into his stubby paws, he roped one clueless Jaune Arc into his matchmaking prowess. Ruff!
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,315 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 753 - Follows: 330 - Published: 7/8/2019 - [Jaune A., Ruby R.] Zwei - Complete
A Family Malady by A.D. Williams reviews
The consensus is in and Noctis must unfortunately agree with it: his father may very well be a few fries short of a Happy Meal. And yet, Noctis can never be too upset with him; time is short for a Caelum, after all. Caught between his father's zany situations and preparing himself to one day be king, he can only wonder how the Lucian monarchy has lasted this long!
Final Fantasy XV - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 45,501 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 6/7/2019 - Published: 4/19/2018 - Noctis Lucis Caelum, Regis Lucis Caelum CXIII - Complete
The Scent of Romance by cdghuntermco reviews
Faunus don't mature quite the same way humans do. Many develop more animal like traits throughout their lives, but not entirely without consequence. Blake finds herself in trouble when her sense of smell becomes hyper sensitive, and every aroma in the air is capable of bringing her to her knees. But salvation comes in the last form she ever expected: Jaune Arc.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,111 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 791 - Follows: 914 - Published: 4/7/2019 - [Blake B., Jaune A.] Team RWBY, Team JNPR
This Tournament Needs Better Security by Right What Is Wrong reviews
Hermione realizes that some nonsense will inevitably befall Harry on Halloween 1994 and decides to soften the blow by inviting two more unwilling Champions to the Tournament: Peter Pettigrew and Tom Riddle. [Parody. Crack. Oneshot. Ron, Dumbledore, and Fudge bashing.]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,000 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 826 - Follows: 313 - Published: 1/18/2019 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Ending the War by concrete flour reviews
My version of how the war could have gone.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 42,124 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 1/18/2019 - Published: 10/28/2017
King's Cross Incident by Right What Is Wrong reviews
Harry has enough of the rot Ron is telling his daughter and intervenes. The situation escalates. [Oneshot. Heavy Epilogue-Ron!bashing. Cursed-Child!bashing as well.]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,766 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 524 - Follows: 185 - Published: 1/17/2019 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Ginny W. - Complete
Applied Chemistry by Right What Is Wrong reviews
Harry Potter, hitherto uninvolved with the war on account of being a Squib, learns from his furious parents that Dumbledore has dropped his comatose brother like a hot potato and declared him the Chosen One instead. He takes swift and decisive action. [Oneshot. Wrong Boy-Who-Lived. Squib!Harry. Good!Potters. For whitetigerwolf's Wrong-Boy-Who-Lived Challenge.]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Crime/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,580 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 444 - Follows: 161 - Published: 1/17/2019 - Harry P. - Complete
Sins of the Fathers by geekymoviemom reviews
Tony Stark would never describe his relationship with his father as anything other than difficult. So what would possess him to agree to become the guardian of some random kid from Queens? Peter Parker lost his parents when he was barely old enough to remember them. But when tragedy strikes again during the Stark Expo, it's none other than Iron Man, his hero, who rescues him.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 29 - Words: 319,129 - Reviews: 630 - Favs: 1,421 - Follows: 953 - Updated: 1/14/2019 - Published: 6/25/2018 - Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S., Pepper P., Spider-Man/Peter Parker - Complete
One-Trick Champion by Right What Is Wrong reviews
"If all you have is a hammer, everything looks like a nail." Harry discovers his hammer, and the Triwizard Tournament is looking an awful lot like a nail. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,600 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 857 - Follows: 293 - Published: 1/7/2019 - Harry P. - Complete
Wheels Within Wheels by Right What Is Wrong reviews
Neo notices something strange about his life outside the Matrix. Oneshot.
Matrix - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 515 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 32 - Published: 1/6/2019 - Neo, Trinity - Complete
You've ALWAYS Known? by Right What Is Wrong reviews
Luke has a disturbing conversation or two. Perhaps he's the sane one in the Skywalker family. [Parody. Oneshot.]
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 569 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 73 - Published: 1/6/2019 - Luke S., Leia O., Darth Vader - Complete
A Different Kind of Ace by Rowena Zahnrei reviews
Rimmer left Starbug to become someone he liked, but he always hated Ace. Now he feels he's trapped playing a part, a failure in a shiny costume. To become a hero in his own right, Rimmer must face up to his old crew, his family, and his self-loathing... COMPLETE STORY! Please Review! :D
Red Dwarf - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 59,442 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 12/25/2018 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Lister, D., Rimmer, A. - Complete
A Widowmaker for Christmas by SuperChorusTR2 reviews
Widowmaker stands over a grave she knows all too well. An unexpected stranger meets her there. What will happen next? Rated T for some strong language.
Crossover - Team Fortress 2 & Overwatch - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,759 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 15 - Published: 12/25/2018 - Sniper, Amélie L./Widowmaker
A Study in Magic by Books of Change reviews
When Professor McGonagall went to visit Harry Watson, son of Mr. Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson, to deliver his Hogwarts letter, she was in the mindset of performing a familiar if stressful annual routine. Consequently, she was not prepared to find Harry Potter at 221B Baker Street. BBC Sherlock HP crossover AU
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 82 - Words: 515,886 - Reviews: 5913 - Favs: 8,850 - Follows: 6,619 - Updated: 8/31/2018 - Published: 11/24/2011 - Harry P., Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Not His Brother's Keeper by Right What Is Wrong reviews
In a world in which Harry's spoiled brat of a brother is thought to be the Boy-Who-Lived, Harry feels no obligation to be heroic. Crackfic. Oneshot. Parody of Wrong Boy-Who-Lived fics.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,287 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 1,508 - Follows: 549 - Published: 2/28/2018 - Harry P. - Complete
The Beacon Civil War by Coeur Al'Aran reviews
Jaune had no interest in Ozpin's latest training initiative, especially when it pit boys against girls across Beacon. Cowardice or not, he intended to hide and wait the whole thing out. Leading the male alliance wasn't part of the plan, nor was becoming mankind's final hope. He was a coward, an idiot and a weakling. It was just a shame no one would believe him when he said so!
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 89,448 - Reviews: 2248 - Favs: 5,498 - Follows: 3,649 - Updated: 2/24/2018 - Published: 9/2/2017 - Jaune A., L. Ren - Complete
The Skrewt He Knows Not by Right What Is Wrong reviews
An ending to the Triwizard Tournament you have not seen before.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,706 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 313 - Follows: 111 - Published: 1/31/2018 - Harry P. - Complete
Psi Effect by Cap'n Chryssalid reviews
A fun-loving asari mercenary finds herself a little in over her head when she ends up abducted by terrifying aliens from beyond the galactic frontier. These asari-like creatures call themselves 'humans.' They seem to be secretly nosing about on the borders of known space, acting through proxies, conducting covert operations, and they've got a deal for an enterprising asari...
Crossover - X-Com & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 43 - Words: 387,570 - Reviews: 1472 - Favs: 3,951 - Follows: 4,499 - Updated: 1/2/2018 - Published: 7/19/2014 - U. Wrex, Daro'Xen, J. Garson, OC
Mage by AudaciousAuthoress reviews
A naïve and restless young Breton by the name of Helvia leaves her family's comfortable farmstead in High Rock to seek out the College of Winterhold, hoping to see the world and make a couple of friends while she's at it. She knows it will be a long and difficult journey, but she's far from prepared for the dangers that she'll be facing on the way there. (Summary will change.)
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,570 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/15/2017 - Published: 6/9/2014 - Dragonborn/Dovahkiin, Breton
The Ghost's Fascinating Enterprise by Hakluyt reviews
The Ghost, in battle with the Empire's Mining Guild, are flung through a tear in space to a place where the Guild is using slave labour to mine a powerful new element. Their only hope is to join forces with the crew of the starship Enterprise, to save innocent lives and get back home.
Crossover - StarTrek: The Original Series & Star Wars Rebels - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,989 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/1/2017 - Spock, Uhura, Kanan J., Hera S.
Iron Hearts: The Shanxi Campaign by Dr1ft3r0I reviews
Humanity found the Prothean ruins on Mars, but the data was corrupted. So, what happens when a race develops outside of the Reapers plans? And what of the machines of war that humanity has made?
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 58,460 - Reviews: 503 - Favs: 1,504 - Follows: 1,862 - Updated: 2/9/2017 - Published: 8/11/2013
The Games We Play - By Ryuugi by Bycaty reviews
THIS IS NOT MINE. It began after I got rejected by Signal again, though at the time I had no idea what was happening. Titles and levels suddenly appeared above people's heads and then weird things began to happen, as if I was in a game. And then, I realize I was in a game. But...if my life is a game, I'm going to win it. My name's Jaune Arc and I'm the Gamer. RWBY/The Gamer.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 240 - Words: 1,056,005 - Reviews: 978 - Favs: 4,025 - Follows: 2,927 - Updated: 11/9/2016 - Published: 8/25/2016 - Adam T., Ozpin, Jaune A., Raven B. - Complete
Project Lumberdork by SuperGroverAway reviews
Several years in the future, Wendy is invited to join the twins on a grand cross-country trip to investigate reports of paranormal activity across the US. But little does she or Dipper realize is that while they hunt and do battle with all kinds of monsters and oddities, Mabel is secretly working on her boldest plan ever...a plan to make the ultimate match. (Future-Pines)
Gravity Falls - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 117,674 - Reviews: 663 - Favs: 522 - Follows: 350 - Updated: 6/17/2016 - Published: 2/18/2016 - [Dipper P., Wendy] Mabel P. - Complete
It Was Just An Accident! by College Fool reviews
Jaune tells Ren his side of the story of how a small accident with Ruby nearly led to an untimely death, and did lead to jumping out of perfectly good bullheads, shopping, and getting blown halfway across the harbor after being taken hostage by terrorists. And yet somehow he still doesn't realize the obvious. (One shot.)
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,385 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 944 - Follows: 351 - Published: 4/28/2016 - Jaune A., L. Ren, Team RWBY, Team CFVY - Complete
One Day They'll Understand by Super Saiyan Cyndaquil reviews
Jaune and Blake are dating. No one else really gets it.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 30,850 - Reviews: 710 - Favs: 3,462 - Follows: 1,679 - Updated: 5/29/2015 - Published: 4/2/2015 - [Jaune A., Blake B.] L. Ren - Complete
Harry Potter and the Spirits Within by Power of Erised reviews
The night that Lily and James Potter died is well known. What no one suspected, or even imagined, was that their spirits remained with their son. Lots of OOC-ness!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Spiritual - Chapters: 23 - Words: 67,816 - Reviews: 924 - Favs: 3,258 - Follows: 2,203 - Updated: 9/18/2014 - Published: 5/6/2012 - Harry P., James P. - Complete
Emperor of Zero by Nietzchian reviews
When a former French Emperor is summoned by a pink-haired girl, the history of Helgekinia is forever changed.
Familiar of Zero - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 48 - Words: 275,058 - Reviews: 725 - Favs: 1,247 - Follows: 1,125 - Updated: 5/13/2014 - Published: 1/13/2012 - Louise
There is no try by CycoMW reviews
Harry Potter gets interested in Star Wars and after a small piece of accidental magic starts to believe he is force sensitive and his magic powers develop accordingly. Deviates from canon quickly and without apology. Multi-year story. First year is posted. Second year, and Luna's first appearance, will follow when it's finished. Currently only Star Wars fiction influenced.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 26,841 - Reviews: 376 - Favs: 1,877 - Follows: 2,233 - Updated: 3/13/2014 - Published: 3/4/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L., Neville L.
Harry Potter and the Temporal Beacon by willyolioleo reviews
At the end of 3rd year, Hermione asks Harry for some help with starting an interesting project. If a dark lord's got a 50-year head start on you, maybe what you need is a little more time to even the playing field. AU, Timetravel, HHr, mild Ron bashing. Minimizing new powers, just making good use of existing ones.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 70 - Words: 428,826 - Reviews: 5845 - Favs: 7,318 - Follows: 7,712 - Updated: 9/19/2013 - Published: 11/30/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G.
The Doctor and the Catalyst by Red Baron A.K.A. Crowley reviews
A certain Time Lord takes a look at certain pigeon-holing choices and plot holes.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Mass Effect - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,099 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 14 - Published: 6/2/2013 - Complete
Common by ncfan reviews
People were just nicer to Susan than they were to Lucy. Sometimes it was a subtle difference, and sometimes it wasn't so subtle, but Lucy could hardly fail to notice. It frustrated her. And once she realized why, she was more frustrated than ever.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,245 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 20 - Published: 1/27/2013 - Lucy Pevensie, Susan Pevensie - Complete
Interview by whitetigerwolf reviews
A new doctor interviews Arkham Asylum patient, Pamela Isley, aka. Poison Ivy. One-Shot. Complete.
Crossover - Batman & Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 487 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 846 - Follows: 353 - Published: 1/24/2012 - Poison Ivy, Harry P. - Complete
Texas Glasses by Itowataame
Dang nabbit! If Dad didn't stop taking her glasses she was going to become her own country again! Frick him…A short one-shot involving a daily event in the life of Texas.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 483 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/18/2011 - America - Complete
The Father of the Bride's Speech by sprinter1988 reviews
A speech I think would have been made at Hermione's wedding to Ron. H/Hr ending. Ron and general Weasley bashing. Based on Rowan Atkinson's one-man show sketch. Oneshot. AU
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 742 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 1,254 - Follows: 357 - Published: 7/10/2011 - Mr. Granger, Hermione G. - Complete
The Best Way by Maxtaf reviews
The best way to deal with a kidnapping situation? An alternate view of the second task...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,243 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 1,553 - Follows: 432 - Published: 7/6/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Champion's Champion by DriftWood1965 reviews
Harry allows Ron to compete for him in the tournament. How does he fare? This is a Harry/Hermione story with SERIOUSLY Idiot!Ron Bashing. If that isn't what you like, please read something else. Complete but I do expect to add an alternate ending or two.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 109,219 - Reviews: 4808 - Favs: 14,824 - Follows: 6,173 - Updated: 11/26/2010 - Published: 11/1/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
An American Muggle in Hogwart's Court by AaronEvans reviews
Another fifth year story. A muggle from America is called to Hogwarts to teach Muggle Studies. This is a
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Mystery - Chapters: 23 - Words: 84,200 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 11/20/2002 - Published: 6/6/2002 - Complete
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How Season Of the Worthy Should Have Begun
The hero of the Red war had plenty of time to herself between campaigns. She had even prepared for future events, which may threaten to undo her hard work. Such as the Cabal using the almighty to destroy the last city. A shame no-one asked the first guardian ever to board the almighty how she planned to stop its fall, but Zavala and Ana Bray were too stubborn to ask her for advice.
Destiny - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,939 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/18/2020
Hope for the future reviews
Dodge Hatchback, is a Guardian and an American Civil War II veteran. After a surprise attack, from remnants of the New-U, Dodge is thrown out of his reality and into the world of Eos. He and his ghost, Sagira, must find their purpose here. [Expect next chapter in august, I'm having trouble with Grammarly premium. the bright side is I might ad multiple chapters at once.]
Crossover - Destiny & Final Fantasy XV - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 24,909 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 2/8/2020 - Published: 7/16/2019 - OC, Sagira
HFTF Grimoire Series reviews
A side series for my Hope for the Future Fanfiction. These first chapters are original work, but eventually, there will be elements of Destin and Final Fantasy Fifteen. There is no real plot or storyline other than the tidbits of user data. If you are into the Grimoire cards from Destiny, these are sort of like them, but I do recommend reading the main fanfiction.
Crossover - Destiny & Final Fantasy XV - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 843 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/4/2019
A Texan In King's Cross station reviews
Ever wonder what would have happened if an American bumped into a young Harry Potter looking for Station Nine and three quarters? No? Well too bad, I already wrote this. A/n I do not own Harry Potter, I'm just a wannabe Fanfic writer.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Western - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,282 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/5/2018
How Volume Three Should Have Ended reviews
A simple One-shot, HISHE style fanfic. What if Glynda was competent? What if OObleck had a secret Weapon? What if Jaune had a super dad? That and nothing else will be partially answered in this fanfic. I DO NOT OWN RWBY... do any of us really have to say that? Oh well.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,043 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/14/2018
Fifty ways to expire on remnant reviews
I looked it up, there wasn't any fanfics like this that I could find, so I decided to write One of My Own! PS: I do not own RWBY, all of its characters in this parody are not mine and are owned by Rooster Teeth.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,521 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/7/2018
USS Juniper reviews
Join the characters from RWBY in a new take on the final frontier staring Jaune as the new captain of starship Juniper, Their on-going mission to protect the federation, to seek out forgotten worlds, to boldly fight those who would harm the innocent. INDEFINITE HIATUS
Crossover - StarTrek: The Next Generation & RWBY - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,709 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 1/3/2018 - Published: 9/20/2017
Dont touch It reviews
When an idiot decides to hit a lever on a pedestal in a cave, all hell breaks loose. This is my first fan-fic.
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 997 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/16/2017 - Complete