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Joined 01-20-06, id: 974153, Profile Updated: 02-28-15
Author has written 14 stories for Death Note, Final Fantasy VII, Half-Life, Vocaloid, Soul Eater, Trigun, Gorillaz, and Gravity Falls.

Hi! I'm just whiling the time between now and the inevitable heat death of the universe by reading and writing fanfiction. Gravity Falls is my newest fan obsession. Dat Bipper.

Other media I'm knowledgeable about include: Gorillaz, Utena, Yu-Gi-Oh; Digimon; Naruto; Death Note; Teen Titans; Trigun; Panty and Stocking with Garterbelt; Kuroshitsuji; and Soul Eater. I tend to write fanfics in jags, and to use my beloved SAT vocabulary skills, so reading my work could be a delightful learning experience. I also have a tendency to write absurd amounts of character death, so that's fun too.

If you like my work and have an Archive of Our Own account, I'd be ever so gracious if you could send me an invite. I hear that's where all the cool kids are hanging these days.

My Gravity Falls tumblr is "gravityfollower" (see what I did there?).

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HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH by Secondpillow reviews
Harry Potter eventually eats a sandwich and discusses life with a famous author.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 2,847 - Reviews: 1019 - Favs: 909 - Follows: 319 - Updated: 2/25 - Published: 8/27/2005 - Bellatrix L., Seamus F.
31 Rules by traces-on-a-page reviews
Frollo and Esmeralda are thrown together in Notre Dame due to a snowstorm, and are forced to understand each other. Chapter 25: Presumption on the part of the beloved causes suspicion in the lover.
Hunchback of Notre Dame - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 54,544 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 11/13/2014 - Published: 12/30/2012 - [Claude F., Esmeralda]
Blonde Ambition by sephcounttheways reviews
Cloud bursts out of his shell when he enrolls into the military academy. Can the power of punk rock help him get the man of his dreams?
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 461,886 - Reviews: 1077 - Favs: 791 - Follows: 677 - Updated: 7/24/2014 - Published: 7/7/2008 - Cloud S., Sephiroth
ARACHNOPHOBIA by Lances reviews
VxK/KxV? Vash takes care of his spiteful and reluctant brother. Knives must accept the situation since he's so badly injured. Biting words, tension and one broken butterfly. Question is: which one? Innocent, uncorrupted souls shouldn't read further.
Trigun - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 16 - Words: 52,489 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 10/12/2011 - Published: 9/16/2005 - Vash, Knives - Complete
Rewrite by justaminuet reviews
L x Misa. A moment in time. A chance meeting. Fate turned upside down.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 88,723 - Reviews: 1894 - Favs: 1,562 - Follows: 1,191 - Updated: 12/31/2009 - Published: 10/29/2006 - L, Misa A.
Coexistence is Boredom by Sakurazukamori6 reviews
A new deathnote. A new plan for world sanctity. And an entirely misled Catholic clergy. Raito and L take their respective places on the sides of their own justice. A final battle waged in the Garden of Eden. LRaitoL. For a Brief Moment.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 232,973 - Reviews: 1441 - Favs: 960 - Follows: 807 - Updated: 11/25/2009 - Published: 11/16/2006
Something Wicked This Way Comes by Aishuu reviews
An alternate universe. L and Raito meet under different circumstances.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 49,989 - Reviews: 1024 - Favs: 1,315 - Follows: 1,302 - Updated: 8/23/2009 - Published: 1/30/2005 - Light Y., L
The Aeolian Harp by Greekhoop reviews
Sequel to "Semblance of Eden". Legato spares Dominique's life after her confrontation with Vash, but his mercy comes with strings attached. COMPLETE.
Trigun - Rated: M - English - Western/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 33,935 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/20/2009 - Published: 2/4/2009 - Dominique, Legato - Complete
Affection by The Necromantic reviews
Legato didn't mean to get a happy ending. He didn't. Really. Just because he wished for it, doesn't mean he meant for this to happen. One Shot. Mangaverse. LegatoKnives. Spoilers for the end.
Trigun - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 943 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/8/2008 - Complete
The Mating Frenzy by MSkyDragons reviews
After the attacks by Orochimaru and the Sand, Konoha’s population is dangerously low. Desperate times call for extreme measures, and Tsunade issues a priority S class mission to every Leaf ninja: to pair off and start making babies!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 33 - Words: 70,171 - Reviews: 7037 - Favs: 5,383 - Follows: 2,206 - Updated: 11/22/2007 - Published: 7/24/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
Going On by Dust Traveller reviews
A question posed to you, is it really hatred when it's all that keeps you alive? If you're all that's left of the human race can you really be called human? When do the lines blur...
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 104,513 - Reviews: 407 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 2/4/2007 - Published: 2/29/2004 - Dib
Strangers in a Strange Land by Gigabomb reviews
Naruto x Harry Potter crossover. This is what happens when Orochimaru takes the concept of learning every jutsu in the world far too literally and the Sound Five pay the price. So does Hogwarts.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,567 - Reviews: 268 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 276 - Updated: 9/15/2006 - Published: 11/5/2005 - Ron W., Kidomaru
Gunning Down Romance by Empatheia reviews
[Light x L, spoilers] Brainscrewery, followed by screwery of other things.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,265 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 24 - Published: 4/16/2006 - Complete
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Tough Love reviews
Stanford Pines makes friends with a caterpillar. TW: ableist language, bullying
Gravity Falls - Rated: K - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,975 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 3/21 - Grunkle Stan - Complete
Scape Escape
Bill has a little too much fun with Dipper's body and accidentally kills it. Whoops. To keep himself from being dragged to the afterlife, Dipper makes a deal with Bill. Now Dipper has to stop Bill's evil plans while also trying to return to life. And just what are Grunkle Stan and Mabel up to? TW: character death, graphic depictions of violence, animal abuse
Gravity Falls - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,525 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/14 - Published: 2/28 - Dipper P., Mabel P., Grunkle Stan, Bill
Creeping Normality reviews
Five years later, Dipper remains the same nerd we all know and love. Well, mostly the same. tw: body horror, implied rape
Gravity Falls - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,676 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/7 - Dipper P., Mabel P. - Complete
Phase 4: Heart of a Band reviews
One by one, they slip away. Now Noodle must cope with the death of her family.
Gorillaz - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,265 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/3/2013 - Published: 8/4/2013 - 2D, Murdoc N., Noodle, Russell H.
How the Gorillaz Stole Christmas reviews
Oh that Murdoc, he's such a Grinch. He'd ruin Christmas and not even flinch. But will he learn what the season's all about? You'll have to read the tale and find out!
Gorillaz - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,084 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Published: 6/23/2013 - Murdoc N., 2D, Noodle - Complete
Midlife Crisis reviews
Murdoc has always prided himself on his ability to get laid. But what happens when he can no longer find anyone to sleep with him? Depression and soul-searching, no doubt.
Gorillaz - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,692 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/15/2013 - Murdoc N., 2D, Noodle - Complete
A Modest Proposal reviews
Meryl finally decides to propose to Vash. But how will he react?
Trigun - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 495 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Published: 5/7/2011 - Meryl, Vash - Complete
The Origin of Taito reviews
How did our favorite purple-haired, bandaged, crazy vocaloid come to be, anyway? T for swearing and implications.
Vocaloid - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,868 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/29/2010 - Kaito S., Miku H. - Complete
Kidd's Insanity reviews
Under the influence of Arachne's Wavelength of Insanity, what would Kidd's world look like?
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 584 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/12/2010 - Death The Kid, Arachne G. - Complete
The Pitch Dark Forest
Based on Song of the Pitch Dark Forest. Kaito ruminates about his life.
Vocaloid - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 817 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/28/2009 - Kaito S.
Ode to Kira, God of the New World reviews
A sonnet to our savior, the most divine judger Kira! Long may he continue his works!
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 178 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 4/19/2008 - Light Y. - Complete
Portal Poem Parody Project reviews
This is a collection of various poems changed to inject as many Portal references as possible. Suggestions welcome!
Half-Life - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 538 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/18/2008 - Published: 2/10/2008
Tryst reviews
Because we all know four is death. RenoxCloud
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 601 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/27/2007 - Reno, Cloud S. - Complete
Midnight Soliloquy reviews
A talk alone in an undisclosed location. L included. Oneshot.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 988 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/26/2006 - Complete
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