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Joined 07-23-01, id: 97450, Profile Updated: 10-17-11
Author has written 16 stories for Misc. Plays/Musicals, Les Miserables, Space Cases, Pirates of the Caribbean, 24, Lost, and Glee.

I'm 23 years old, descended from a whole family of nerdy biology professors, and I have a tragic weakness for French history and Soviet Russia jokes. I don't think 'bleeding-heart liberal' is an insult and I wish the Horde and the Alliance could just get along.

Pretty much anything posted here before 2008 is hideously embarrassing now.

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Once Upon a Freakin' Time by Evadne reviews
The Death Eaters attempt to do bad things, but mostly just do things badly.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 29,923 - Reviews: 1946 - Favs: 1,975 - Follows: 662 - Updated: 2/15/2008 - Published: 8/7/2002 - Voldemort, Severus S.
One Night More by Elske reviews
A study into the character of Commodore Norrington. Slashy goodness. :) (NorringtonJack-ish, NorringtonGillette)
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,362 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/13/2003 - Published: 7/27/2003
A Valjean Family Reunion by Tam Lynne reviews
The truth about what happened to Jean Valjean's multiple relatives . . .
Les Miserables - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,095 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 25 - Published: 3/24/2003
Eponine's Inferno by Beezer1 reviews
In which Eponine dies and gets her comeuppance. Written in response to the idle idolaters who think Eppie was a saint.
Les Miserables - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,022 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/13/2003 - Eponine
Plagiarism Benefits No One by Velveteen Nightmare reviews
Marius steals Jehan's poetry and passes it off as his own. Pure insanity. Please review. Finished 1-21
Les Miserables - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,195 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/21/2003 - Published: 12/1/2002
Poetry and Prose by Manon reviews
A quiet evening at home. Fluffy, plotless slash, for those who like that sort of thing.
Les Miserables - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 337 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/18/2003 - Bahorel - Complete
Not Another Order of the Phoenix! by SeverelySnaped1 reviews
A once off parody of cliche. Featuring reluctant snogging, girly screams, useless conferences, Mary-Sues, Sadistic Weasleys, Horny Malfoys, disturbing innuendo and an attempt of witty cynism. If you hate fifth year fics, this will move you (Far far away)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,590 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/29/2002 - Harry P., Draco M.
In the name of the law! by AmZ reviews
Hugo was misinformed: Javert was actually a robot.
Les Miserables - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,376 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/29/2002 - Published: 9/26/2002 - Javert - Complete
One Last Regret by Kimagure reviews
Remus and Sirius have to help Harry after a particularly trying school year, but will their own issues get in the way? RL/SB slash. Angryattheworld!Remus.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 39,924 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/15/2002 - Published: 7/12/2002 - Remus L., Sirius B.
Green Eggs and Hamlet by CinClayr reviews
A rather humerous (and slightly twisted) dialog between Hamlet and his father's Ghost. PG for violence.
Shakespeare - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,023 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/26/2002
Open To Interpretation by Yvi reviews
In which Marius is less than bright and Courfeyrac is less than helpful. Definitely closer to G than PG, but I'm overcautious and picked the latter.
Les Miserables - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,112 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/11/2002
Superstitions by AmZ reviews
Javert clarifies a few fundamental principles of policework.
Les Miserables - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,398 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/30/2002 - Javert - Complete
Good Humor and Bad Company by Manon reviews
Jehan being sentimental. It's what he's good at. Slash, also.
Les Miserables - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 623 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Published: 2/24/2002 - Bahorel - Complete
Mary Sue: The Plastic Menace by Kimiko1 reviews
SLASH - HET - Mary Sue plays havoc with characterisation and plot in her own special way. But the ending has a twist... FANFICTION.NET EXCLUSIVE! You WILL NOT find this fic on my website or in any archive, ever.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,082 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/3/2001
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Love and Show Choir reviews
Dustin is by far the most ill-advised thing Will has ever done when drunk, and now they can't seem to get rid of each other. Will/Dustin.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 52,957 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 3/13/2012 - Published: 6/5/2011 - Will S., Dustin G. - Complete
Choking It Back reviews
AnaLucia takes Henry's silence very, very personally. She'll do anything to force him to talk to her. Warning for smut, AnaLuciaHenry Gale.
Lost - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,465 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Published: 6/10/2006 - Ana - Complete
What Deathbeds Are For reviews
Chappelle has thirteen minutes to live, and a confession to make. (JackChappelle)
24 - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,601 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1/20/2005
Loss of Inhibition reviews
Gillette and Elizabeth, constantly arguing back and forth, develop a strange and strong bond when they realize that in the confines of 17th-century society, they can only truly speak their minds to each other. HET WARNING: Gillette x Elizabeth.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,161 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/9/2004 - Published: 8/31/2004
Runaround reviews
When a new lieutenant joins the Port Royale forces, Gillette suddenly finds himself outcast and seeking help from none other than Jack Sparrow. Can Norrington save him before it's too late?
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,328 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/6/2003 - Published: 9/11/2003
Major Lift reviews
A continuation of Minor Fall, by Elske. After much adventuring on the high seas, Gillette returns home to Port Royale, with a new identity.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,597 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/24/2003
Generation MS reviews
Your average second-generation adventure. No, really!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,688 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 8/22/2003 - Published: 8/18/2003
Boundaries reviews
Jack doesn't think he's been properly grateful to Norrington for letting him go...but his "thank you" goes further than expected. SLASH, Jack/Norrington, hints of Will/Norrington.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,877 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/14/2003 - Published: 7/22/2003
What's In a Name reviews
Norrington is turning into a workaholic, and Gillette decides to take matters into his own hands.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,436 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 8 - Published: 8/10/2003
First Encounters reviews
Young Jack Sparrow meets an even younger Norrington.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,514 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/7/2003
Comfort reviews
Jack and Norrington, captured by pirates, somehow end up in the same jail cell, and slash ensues. Sadly lacking in the plot department, I'm afraid.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,014 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/3/2003
A Healthy Dose of Reality reviews
Your typical self-insertion Mary Sue parody. Why would the crew need a giggly 12-year-old Earther to save them from things they were trained to fight anyway?
Space Cases - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,096 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 5/17/2003
One Miz, Two Miz, Red Miz, Blue Miz reviews
Les Mis in rhyme. Be afraid. Be very afraid.
Les Miserables - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,295 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/3/2002
The Trials and Tribulations of Marie-Suzette reviews
Your typical Mary Sue parody, with a twist. Featuring everyone's favorite philosophical Ami--Combeferre!
Les Miserables - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 975 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/29/2002
He Who Troubleth His Own House reviews
Angsty "Inherit the Wind" songfic. Only in the last moments of his life can Hornbeck realize the mistakes he's made. WARNING: SLASH.
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,774 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/9/2001
The Oak By the Shore reviews
Vershinin returns from his assignment overseas to find that all has changed...but is it really for the better? Based on Chekhov's play "Three Sisters."
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,364 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/25/2001
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