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Joined 01-20-06, id: 974567, Profile Updated: 10-24-11
Author has written 3 stories for Naruto.

Yo! My name is Zakari and I...

WILL PWN YOUR ASS WITH THE POWER OF MY SAMURAI FUNK!


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(Konoha no Hana): Main Characters

(Adolescence): Sasuke & Sakura


age: teen

gender: Uranus

race: If you must know I am...your father's brother's best friend's cousin's nephew's former roommate

fave words: oblivion / Gin-gi-vi-tis

fave quotes:

"Who are you? What are you looking at? I'll beat you, stretch you, play rock-papers-scissors with you, fry you up like tempura, and eat you!!" -Ikkaku (Bleach)

"Your first task is to walk on water." "Like Jesus?" "Yes, Naruto. Like Jesus." "Does that mean that Jesus was a ninja?" "Yes, Naruto. Jesus was a ninja." "Really?!" "NO! NOT REALLY!" -Jiraiya and Naruto (Naruto the Abridged Series)

"I'm sorry for my son's ugliness, but you see, I also reeally like snakes...!" -Fun With Akatsuki (really funny show)

SOME fave animes/mangas: Dragonball Z (Uber DBZ fanatic) Bleach, Death Note, Rurouni Kenshin, One Piece, Gintama, Samurai 7, Prince of Tennis, Avatar: The Last Airbender, Meru Puri, Fullmetal Alchemist, Skip Beat!, D.Gray-man, Liar Game, Eyeshield 21, Naruto, Hana-Kimi, Gundam Wing (fave Gundam Series), Outlaw Star...there's waaaaaay too many faves to name them all

fave video games: Kingdom Hearts / Kingdom Hearts II, GOD OF WAR XD, Final Fantasy Games, Fire Emblem, Ninja Gaiden, Legend of Zelda...again, waaaay too many

fave anime/video game characters (some of them :3):

Naruto: 1. Gaara (hell yeah!) 2. Sakura --Kimimaro, Zetsu, Itachi, Kiba, Hidan, Deideira--
(I love everyone EXCEPT Sasuke, Ino, Kabuto, and Karin-barf- D:

Death Note: 1. Lawliet 2.Raito

Bleach: 1.Grimmjow 2.Hitsugaya --Renji, Zaraki, Ikkaku, Ichigo, Byakuya, Ulquiorra--
(I love everyone in Bleach except Orihime-puke)

Samurai 7: 1.Kyuzo (...sniff...you rock man..)

Kingdom Hearts / Kindom Hearts 2: 1. SORA 2. Axel 3.Zexion

Final Fantasy: 1. Vincent Valentine 2. Reno

Fave pairings: (Mostly canon)

Star Wars

Death Note:

1. Light/Lawliet (X3. The only yaoi pairing I like.)

Naruto

1.Sasuke/Sakura (I love Sakura, and she deserves anyone she wants, even if it's Duckass.)

2.Gaara/Sakura (Fave guy and Fave girl)

3. Itachi/Sakura (umm...he's epic...?)

(I think I'm just Sakura-centric...yeah, let's go with that...)

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Little Piece of Heaven by Leanne Ash reviews
SasuSaku: "I don't do it because I think you're weak! I do it because—! Because I… just… Never mind." Years later it finally happened. Unfortunately, she just didn't care anymore. A story of love and irony, where one is oblivious… and the other is Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 72,634 - Reviews: 3561 - Favs: 3,223 - Follows: 2,089 - Updated: 10/24/2012 - Published: 2/3/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Salvation of the Dark Clans by llwild1992 reviews
The honorable clans of Haruno and Uchiha have feuded for millennia. With a pact sealed in blood Uchiha will seek to destroy them, the children of these two houses are fated mates, forbidden yet undeniable. Can they choose each other? Or Death?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 13 - Words: 25,598 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 7/18/2012 - Published: 4/20/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Schneewittchen by angel puppeteer reviews
AU/ He doesn't believe in Alice and Mad Hatter being madly in love, and Muffin Man who loves the Gingerbread Woman. But he meets her. And desperately, he wants a Happy Ending.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 12 - Words: 66,495 - Reviews: 1145 - Favs: 857 - Follows: 705 - Updated: 2/24/2011 - Published: 4/30/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Order 66: The Jedi Purge by ThoseWereTheDays reviews
Knight Skywalker and Senator Amidala are reunited after years apart when Order 66 is executed. Some changes: Anakin never turned to the dark side, Count Dooku and Jango Fett are still alive, Padme hasn't seen ObiWan or Anakin since the time of Episode I.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 76,739 - Reviews: 293 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 12/14/2010 - Published: 11/14/2005 - Anakin Skywalker, Padmé Amidala - Complete
Little Black Dress by Kitten Kisses reviews
FE7. Kent was absolutely aghast at the idea of his lady liege fighting in an unruly, uncouth place like an arena.
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,892 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Published: 5/18/2010 - Kent, Lyndis - Complete
Strawberry Tomato Lolipop by angel puppeteer reviews
He's the beauty and she's the beast. SasuSaku/ UNDERGOING REPAIR.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,597 - Reviews: 749 - Favs: 493 - Follows: 403 - Updated: 12/6/2009 - Published: 3/29/2005 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Sou dayo! Dai Ichi Ai! by angel puppeteer reviews
Sou dayo! SasuSaku Love Anthology! It's a waltz. A never ending cycle. Of so many broken hearts, tears, and blood.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 42,387 - Reviews: 1374 - Favs: 607 - Follows: 367 - Updated: 9/17/2009 - Published: 8/13/2005 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Porcelain by annabananaa reviews
How do we become strong without pain? It is what we live by, live for. It makes us who we are inside and out. You learn to love it. Remember that. You'll learn to love it. SasuxSaku, AU, Vampire Love Story... Updated Weekly
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 66,154 - Reviews: 355 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 10/17/2008 - Published: 12/14/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Salvation by MitsukiShiroi reviews
[ItaSaku][Sequel to Evolution] Four years ago, she lost everything. Sakura has been roaming the world as a missing nin ever since. But a chance encounter made her realize that she can't keep on running forever.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 45,519 - Reviews: 1591 - Favs: 856 - Follows: 404 - Updated: 8/11/2008 - Published: 6/1/2006 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
A Game of Go Fish by Shanghai Honey reviews
Neji, Sasuke and Gaara are transfer students. They are the most feared and famous for their repulsive attitudes. Their motto? 'Stick Together'.But what happens when a girl name Sakura Haruno breaks them apart? [SakuNeji][SakuSasu][SakuGaa]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 108,417 - Reviews: 1235 - Favs: 411 - Follows: 294 - Updated: 3/21/2008 - Published: 1/28/2006 - Sakura H.
Scandalous by Shawn30 reviews
The sequel to Salvation. On the eve of Padmé Skywalker's official ascension to the role of Vice Chair of the Republic, Anakin steals her away for a wild vacation to Cloud City. Complete.
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 40,921 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 3/17/2008 - Published: 10/11/2007 - Anakin Skywalker, Padmé Amidala - Complete
Candied Apples by TheNameIsJo reviews
Light once said that those who develop feelings for another are those who screw up...He screwed up. LightXL
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 23,422 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 3/10/2008 - Published: 2/20/2008 - Light Y., L - Complete
The Last Man In My Life by Lexy The Thief reviews
She looked up at the bunch of men and spoke, 'Let's make a deal. I will join Akatsuki. In reward, you will attack neither Konoha nor Naruto, the Kyuubi Jinchuuriki.' [ItaSaku]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 25,926 - Reviews: 685 - Favs: 354 - Follows: 425 - Updated: 1/17/2008 - Published: 1/9/2006 - Itachi U., Sakura H.
The Other Uchiha by Senwich reviews
She stuttered in fear. 'I...I said that...I'm sorry, I took the wrong potion and now...uhm, Uchiha, Itachi is back to his twelve year old self...' ItaSaku
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 34,957 - Reviews: 516 - Favs: 283 - Follows: 307 - Updated: 1/6/2008 - Published: 4/8/2006 - Sakura H., Itachi U.
Dating for Dummies by O-Renji-Un reviews
NEW CHAPPY! NEW PENNAME! NEW CRACK! Kakashi's a bit bored of the no romance between the Rookie Nine...and Konoha for that matter. What to do, what to do? Give dating advice and become matchmaker...? Oh the horror. SasuSaku and more!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 32,601 - Reviews: 548 - Favs: 336 - Follows: 253 - Updated: 7/19/2007 - Published: 1/1/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
The Uchiha Bride by Nian7 reviews
Every young Lord was born with a bride wearing his birthmarks. All those Lords have to do is find those brides which is hard to do if your Sasuke and your bride is running from you! Saksas mailnly. Usual pairings.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,050 - Reviews: 297 - Favs: 334 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 6/12/2007 - Published: 1/22/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Metamorphosis by MitsukiShiroi reviews
[ItaSaku] When Sakura embarks on a search for Sasuke, she is taken hostage by the Akatsuki. Now, she can't deny that the gravitation is pulling her, and the brother of the love of her life together.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 53,178 - Reviews: 851 - Favs: 1,032 - Follows: 291 - Updated: 6/5/2007 - Published: 10/25/2005 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Evolution by MitsukiShiroi reviews
[ItaSaku][Sequel to Metamorphosis] Sakura has escaped towards Sound, towards her final goal Sasuke. Will she be stopped before she reaches him? Or will her feelings for Itachi bring her back to him?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 49,953 - Reviews: 1108 - Favs: 748 - Follows: 243 - Updated: 6/5/2007 - Published: 1/16/2006 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
The Uchiha Crest by drunkdragon reviews
Framed for the murder of his family, Prince Sasuke must flee from his kingdom while plotting his brother's downfall and proving himself innocent. Think Fire Emblem meets Naruto, except with ninjas. SasuSaku, NaruHina, het pairings. Details inside.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 55,985 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 1/7/2007 - Published: 6/29/2005 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Uchiha 1002 by angel puppeteer reviews
He said it once. She heard it one thousand and two times.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,263 - Reviews: 425 - Favs: 1,102 - Follows: 102 - Published: 1/2/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Love By Elimination by St3ll3rC reviews
He's cursed, he's desperate, he needs to fall in love, so what happens when he agree's to his best friend's most outrageous plan yet? Read and find out! AxC and various other pairings. Read and review!
Gundam Seed - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 54,150 - Reviews: 530 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 12/2/2006 - Published: 8/15/2005 - Athrun Z., Cagalli Y. A.
Uchiha 1001 by angel puppeteer reviews
How many times would you say I love you?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,965 - Reviews: 610 - Favs: 1,441 - Follows: 196 - Published: 11/21/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Dark Shroud: Rise Of The Falard by ThoseWereTheDays reviews
Sequel to Order 66: The Jedi Purge. Three years after the fall of the Empire, peace is once again disrupted by a mysterious organization bent on resurrecting the fallen Sith Order.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 42,146 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 10/3/2006 - Published: 1/26/2006 - Anakin Skywalker, Obi-Wan K. - Complete
Uchiha by WingedTdg reviews
AU Sakura, adopted by Uchihas at infancy. Itachi and Sasuke feel something more for their ‘sister’ but it can’t be cuz that’s incest, right? Everything changes when they find out she was adopted. Saku x multiple. Full sum inside.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,117 - Reviews: 483 - Favs: 480 - Follows: 454 - Updated: 9/23/2006 - Published: 7/21/2006 - Sakura H.
Kiss of a New Moon by Citree reviews
[SasuSaku][ShikaIno] You need to discover the best things in life before you can truly learn to enjoy it, and maybe you'll discover how to find those things someday. Maybe you'll even find love...[NejiTen coming]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 35,310 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 6/13/2006 - Published: 3/20/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Thorns by liahime reviews
Most fairytales begin with a happy start, have perfect heroes to vanquish all evil, beautiful and starry eyed princesses waiting for their knight in shining armor to come save them... but not this one. A ryuki Sleeping Beauty
Digimon - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 56,576 - Reviews: 300 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 4/8/2006 - Published: 5/12/2005 - Ruki M./Rika N., Ryo A.
Marriage? by puRpLebLuSh017 reviews
“Do you? Haruno Sakura” blah blah “take Uchiha Sasuke” blah blah “to be your husband? blah blah “to be with this man for the rest of your freakin days?” [sasusaku]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,766 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 279 - Follows: 37 - Published: 3/28/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
You Got Tricked, Sasuke! by Celestartial Blossoms reviews
[SasukeSakura] Over these past few years, Haruno Sakura became popular among the boys. And, today was her birthday! She got so many gifts but only one present caught her eye… and she knows exactly whom it came from. “Time to do a little trick.”
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,082 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 14 - Published: 3/27/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Brotherly Love by Arysta reviews
A midnight conversation between Kenshin & Kaoru leads to confusion and... more confusion! Some spoilers for Kyoto Arc. NOT SLASHFIC.
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,293 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/18/2005 - Published: 10/27/2002 - Kenshin, Kaoru - Complete
Not All Pretend by SeungLee reviews
What happens when from an early age, you never met someone yet you hate them? A small ad in the newspaper makes these two come togehter in order to Pretend to go along with this ad, will this childhood hatred turn into admiration once they are forced to g
Gundam Seed - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 127,665 - Reviews: 509 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 11/14/2005 - Published: 8/28/2005 - Athrun Z., Cagalli Y. A. - Complete
Glass Slipper by liahime reviews
Rika has been blackmailed into starring in her crazy drama teacher's play of Cinderella. Little does she know how much it'll change her life.
Digimon - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 20,444 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/18/2005 - Published: 8/1/2004 - Ruki M./Rika N., Ryo A. - Complete
Song of the Sacae by KingKazul400 reviews
After the end, the Company splits up and many return to what they were doing before the war. But two people remain within the other's heart, never forgetting what great deeds they had accomplished together. [LynRath]
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,895 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/11/2004 - Published: 4/30/2004
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Everybody Loves Chocolate Cake reviews
It's Sasuke's birthday and a series of unfortunate events prevents him from eating his birthday cake. Like battling with a dobe, being kidnapped by his psycho brother, and fighting off hords of immature asses for the last piece...yeah...the usual stuff.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,079 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/13/2008 - Published: 1/23/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Adolescence reviews
-Based on YHCT- Sasuke and Sakura are together. They, Naruto, Neji, Hinata, and Shino are assigned a long, dangerous mission together. So what if Neji starts crushing on Sakura? Meet a very angry and possessive Uchiha. -SasuSaku-NejiSaku-GaaSaku -NaruHina
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,186 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 1/26/2008 - Published: 4/16/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Young Hormone Crazy Teenagers reviews
-SasuSaku- ONESHOT After a boring mission, Team 7 stays at a hotel to relax. Naruto's off being Naruto, Kakashi's off being a pervert, Sasuke can't stop thinking about his pink-haired teammate, and dense-as-ever Sakura's tired of all the idiocy around her
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,814 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 23 - Published: 2/12/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete