OnigiriReject
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Joined 01-20-06, id: 974595, Profile Updated: 03-30-11
Author has written 6 stories for South Park, and Twilight.

Hey yo so I will update soon.

In the meantime, here's my tumblr.

http://caffienatedennui.tumblr.com

If you talk to me on tumblr, please refer to my fan fictions as OR's stories, okay? I would rather not link the people who know me IRL to my stories.

It's not that I'm ashamed or anything, but I just like having my hideaway on another website. :D

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Onigiri: Japanese dish involving rice shaped in a triangle and a strip of seaweed around the middle. A portable and delicious snack, comes in different flavors.

Reject: To refuse to accept, submit to, believe, or make use of. To refuse to recognize or give affection to (a person). A person or thing rejected as not up to standard.

I am the Onigiri Reject.

Favorite Books: Bone, Harry Potter series, Crime and Punishment, Hunchback of Notre Dame, Inferno, Catcher and the Rye, Alice's Adventures in Wonderland, Silence of the Lambs, Skip Beat!, Fables, JtHM, Nightmares and Fairytales, Siddhartha, Winnie the Pooh, Fight Club, The Picture of Dorian Gray, Sandman series, Sex Drugs and Cocoa Puffs, Omnivore's Dilemma, Gothic Charm School, Ouran High School Host Club

Favorite Games: Kingdom Hearts, Kiniro no Corda, Higurashi no naku koro ni, Tokimeki Memorial Girl's Side, POKEMON, Rock Band

Favorite Shows: SOUTH PARK, CSI, Invader Zim, Degrassi (80's and now), Haruhi Suzumiya no Yuutsu, Higurashi no Naku koro ni, Six Feet Under, Dexter, Hey Arnold, Spongebob Squarepants, Adventure Time, Drawn Together, Skins

Favorite Movies: Silence of the Lambs, the Notebook, Dodgeball, Spirited Away, Princess Mononoke, Howl's Moving Castle, Shrek, American Beauty, everything Disney before Lilo and Stitch, Fight Club, El Dorado, Donnie Darko, Amelie, Pooh's Grand Adventure, Cruel Intentions, Legally Blonde

Favorite music: Practically everything , but I'm currently really into: The Strokes, Radiohead, Built to Spill, Skins Soundtracks

Much love, and remember, my stories can be taken as satire or seriously, to me it's both.

Thank you very much!

~NOTE ABOUT CHAPTER NAMES~

I don't know how many people have noticed, but I've received questions about the names of the titles and how they relate to the story.

Waiting on an Enemy playlist (chapter names don't use all of them, but they're good songs):

1) Automatic Stop - The Stokes

2) Help! I'm alive- Metric

3) Heart in a Cage - The Stokes

4) The Greatest Man who Ever Lived - Weezer

5) High and Dry - Radiohead

6) Liar- Built to Spill

7) Yes I am - Radiohead

8) Don't Let Me Down - James Yorkston

9) You Walk Way Too Much - The Stokes

10) We Used to be Friends - The Dandy Warhols

11) I Would Hurt a Fly - Built to Spill

12) It's All Over - Broken Family Band

13) Don't Fear the Reaper- The Caesars

14) Time to Go - Keane

15) I Don't Care- Apocalyptica

16) We Might as Well be Strangers- Keane

17) Nothing to You - the Two Gallants

18) Feel The Pain - Dinosaur Jr.

19) The Times they are A-Changing- Bob Dylan

20) Satellite Heart- Anya Marina

OMG FAN ART?! Yes! Happiness!

Emily Cartman's drawing of Kyle's waitress dress- http://dontbepissy.deviantart.com/art/Kylie-132103204

Hydra-Lantern's comic of Kyle falling from Chapter 8- http://hydra-lantern.deviantart.com/art/8-Reality-Waiting-on-ur-Enemy-132220882

GalleyTrot's amazing pic of Cartman giving Kylie his coat!! (The dress is 100 accurate to what I imagine Kyle having!! YAYY!!) Beautiful! -http://xanderiffic.deviantart.com/art/Waiting-on-a-Bus-Stop-137390081

http://zebeck.tumblr.com/ --fanfic isn't showing me who did this right now but THANK YOU~

sillysimms123's picture of Kylie in waitress dress and Cartman wearing his updated jacket http://rosey-so-silly.deviantart.com/#/d2tv742

GO WORSHIP THEM! anyone else have any? PM ME! :)

1.5 Miles per Hour Playlist:

1) Everyday is Exactly the same by Nine Inch Nails

2) Somewhere Only We Know by Keane

3) Red Stars by the Birthday Massacre

4) Somebody Told Me by the Killers

5) Gives You Hell by The All-American Rejects

6) Come What May from Moulin Rouge

7) Give Me Novacaine by Green Day

8) Revenga by System of a Down

9) Stuttering by Ben's Brother

10) Friend or Foe by T.A.T.U.

11) Mad World by Micheal Andrews

12) Transatlanticism by Death Cab for Cutie

13) Hallelujah by Rufus Wainwright

14) All Fall Down by OneRepublic

15) Asleep by the Smiths (working on)

16) Something About Us by Daft Punk (working on)

Don't Suck My Balls Playlist:

1) Loathing from Wicked

2) The Rainbow by Ween

3) What do they know? by Mindless Self Indulgence

4) Breathe Me by SIA

5) Viva la Vida by Coldplay

6) I Need Some Sleep by the Eels

7) Submarine Symphonika by the Submarines

8) Apologize by OneRepublic

9) Fidelity by Regina Spektor

10) Unconditional by The Bravery

11) Scream from HSM 3

12) Strange and Beautiful (I'll Put a Spell on You) by Aqualung

13) Run by Snow Patrol

14) Desperate by David Archuleta

15) Ordinary Day by Vanessa Carlton

16) Do you Realize?? by the Flaming Lips

17) The First Single by Format

18) Dark Blue by Jack's Mannequin

19) Troubled Times by Fountains of Wayne

20) With All These Things That I've Done by the Killers

21) Hate Me by Blue October

22) How I Could Just Kill A Man by Charlotte Sometimes

23) Oh! Gravity. by Switchfoot

24) Teardrop by Massive Attack

25) Lullaby (Goodnight my Angel) by Billy Joel

26) Portions for Foxes by Rilo Kiley

27) Love and Memories by O.A.R.

28) Full Moon by the Black Ghosts

29) Pieces by Sum 41

30) Fix You by Coldplay

31) From Me to You by Tracy Johnson

32) Hurt by Nine Inch Nails

33) Pieces by the Bridges

34) I Should Tell You from Rent

35) August 28th, 3:30 AM by Automatic Loveletter (MY GUITAR TEACHER'S BAND!!)

36) What Have you Done now? by Within Temptation

37) Everywhere by Michelle Branch

38) I Will Follow You Into The Dark by Death Cab for Cutie

Story updates:

Waiting on an Enemy: In Progress-- about five chapters left

1.5 MPH: In Progress

Broken Worlds: Hiatus

Bella Diaries: Hiatus

Don't Suck My Balls: Complete

PS: I realize that beginning a sentence with the word 'So~' is improper grammar, however because this is my profile and supposedly my readers' window into my world, I try to write it more like how I actually speak.

Much love all of you.

PSS: I really hate all the new episodes of South Park. only through 12th season do I consider canon at this point.

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Harry Potter and the Nightmares of Futures Past by S'TarKan reviews
The war is over. Too bad no one is left to celebrate. Harry makes a desperate plan to go back in time, even though it means returning Voldemort to life. Now an 11 year old Harry with 30 year old memories is starting Hogwarts. Can he get it right?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 399,969 - Reviews: 12784 - Favs: 15,938 - Follows: 14,697 - Updated: 2/20 - Published: 10/28/2005 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Unprecedented Turnabout by seastone130 reviews
Reposted and rewritten! Maya has noticed something strange about Phoenix. With the help of her friends, both old and new, she vows to get to the bottom of his behavior... as well as that of Miles Edgeworth. Narumitsu Phoenix/Edgeworth
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 47,838 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 6/28/2010 - Published: 6/11/2007
Kyle in Chains by DanniDinmont reviews
Kyle has a problem, and it seems that there's only one solution to it. Slash, Kyle/Cartman.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 185,687 - Reviews: 988 - Favs: 724 - Follows: 319 - Updated: 9/6/2009 - Published: 11/25/2008 - Kyle B., Eric Cartman
Where No Leaf Blooms by Genis Aurion reviews
COMPLETE, StanKyle. She wanted me to be the perfect boyfriend. He wanted me to be the perfect best friend. I couldn't be both, could I?
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 112,482 - Reviews: 519 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 8/17/2009 - Published: 8/17/2007 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
The Positive Effects of Porn by Digitallace reviews
Drarry - Twoshot After years filled with failed relationships, a bit of porn and some friendly encouragement help Harry to discover who he really wants. Warnings for slash and explicit content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,671 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 524 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 6/17/2009 - Published: 6/16/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
And he said I love you by jusAgurl93x reviews
Kyle has always had a place in his heart for Cartman, He was really was in love with him. But he moved on, decideing Cartman would never feel the same. He came out, Stan did too.They fell in love But cartman now realizes he's in love with kyle too.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 45 - Words: 84,399 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/9/2009 - Published: 2/27/2009 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
Hey Arnold!: Unrequited Love by 1000th Ghost reviews
Helga loves Arnold, Arnold loves Cecile, and Helga IS Ceclie. Due to a twisted series of events, Helga and Arnold become stranded together on a deserted island where secrets are uncovered and lust governs all.
Hey Arnold - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 70 - Words: 69,276 - Reviews: 521 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 4/3/2009 - Published: 6/14/2008 - Helga, Arnold - Complete
Must Love Quidditch by dracosoftie reviews
Through a series of emails from an online dating site, Harry thinks he's found his perfect match. Will the bond they've forged survive after their identities are revealed? H/D. Warnings for slash, language and explicit sexual content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 107,542 - Reviews: 3317 - Favs: 4,648 - Follows: 926 - Updated: 2/2/2009 - Published: 12/19/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Speech Therapy by GlassBomb reviews
They had nine minutes to live, and he still couldn't say it. Slash, involving Chazz, Jimmy, a deep freeze, humour, pneumonia, sex and chains.
Blades of Glory - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,415 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/24/2009 - Chazz M. M., Jimmy M. - Complete
Mutual by Amarthame reviews
They were rivals. That was the way they had always wanted it, that was the way it had always been. But the more things stay the same, the more they change. ZADR.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,191 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/11/2009 - Published: 1/8/2009 - Dib, Zim - Complete
Emerald Fog by Annamia reviews
Draco Malfoy loves Harry Potter. Harry Potter hates Draco Malfoy. When the two are landed in detention together, they must learn to get along and Draco must learn to face his feelings. But what will happen when Harry finds out? HD slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 25 - Words: 206,726 - Reviews: 354 - Favs: 318 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 12/22/2008 - Published: 1/17/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Those Lacking Spines by Organization VI reviews
Immune to a suspicious parasite by merit of their manly looks, Xaldin, Vexen and Lexaeus set out on a journey to save the rest of Organization XIII from the biggest nightmare of all: stupid fanfiction.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 13 - Words: 111,474 - Reviews: 1862 - Favs: 2,180 - Follows: 605 - Updated: 9/18/2008 - Published: 4/20/2006 - Xaldin, Vexen - Complete
Memento Mori by Nilahxapiel reviews
Raito is brutally assaulted and decides to end it all –and what better way then to admit he’s Kira and let his nemesis do it for him? Of course, things with L can never be so simple. LxRaito Completed, and now being revised.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 82,791 - Reviews: 1406 - Favs: 2,168 - Follows: 608 - Updated: 12/14/2007 - Published: 7/15/2007 - Light Y., L - Complete
Destination: Down Hill by InYerFace reviews
Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer. Cartman hates Jews and that's his way of life, but what if his way of life turns towards a different direction? CartmanxKyle
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,519 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 8/11/2007 - Published: 7/8/2007 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B.
Dear Diary by Tux mux reviews
Seto Kaiba's deepest, darkest secrets revealed, in this quite OOC, slightly insane diary. All of Seto Kaiba's thoughts on hobos, drugs, money, boy scouts, and cheating. WARNING: Very... um... scary May disturb small children. Most of all if they look like
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,440 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/23/2006 - Published: 12/28/2005 - S. Kaiba, Isono
Birthday by Sofa King Danny reviews
Cartman is lonely on his birthday. KyleCartman fluff.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 929 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/16/2005 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
To Hear Your Voice by Yay Ninja Bob reviews
COMPLETE. Slash. KyleCartman. Kyle's POV. 'He was always doing this. He knew that I knew that he knew he was always trying to beat me, and I trying to beat him. It was a game. Constantly.' PLEASE REVIEW!
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 13 - Words: 44,946 - Reviews: 315 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 9/30/2005 - Published: 8/5/2005 - Kyle B., Eric Cartman - Complete
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Waiting on an Enemy reviews
Kyle is determined to earn enough money to live on his own in order to escape his home life, even if it means working as a waitress and serving Cartman every day. Even in their differences, maybe what they always needed was each other. KyCart and Stendy.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 19 - Words: 107,361 - Reviews: 590 - Favs: 320 - Follows: 274 - Updated: 7/15/2010 - Published: 7/6/2009 - Kyle B., Eric Cartman
One point Five Miles per Hour reviews
Kyle and Stan have been best friends since they first met, Cartman and Kyle can't stand the sight of each other. But, it feels like something is about to happen that makes Kyle question all the friendships he once thought he understood. Style and KyCart.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 60,889 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 2/8/2010 - Published: 12/23/2008 - Kyle B., Eric Cartman
Running on Empty reviews
Kyle has to pay for his own insulin and winds up working with none other than Cartman. How will working in close quarters cause them to rethink their relationship, and each other? COLLAB between Soul Flash and Onigiri Reject. KyCart pairing.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,389 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 22 - Published: 12/4/2009 - Kyle B., Eric Cartman
Return to Imaginationland: The Broken Worlds reviews
Kyle’s science experiment goes awry, and the five boys get thrown back into Imaginationland, where things aren’t as peaceful as they once were. Will the boys be able to fix Imaginationland and find their way home? No slash, millions of stories involved.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,895 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/17/2009 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B.
Don't Suck My Balls reviews
Eric Cartman and Kyle Broflovski hate each other. They cannot stand the sight of each other, they argue every time they meet, disagree on everything... then why can't they keep themselves away from the other? KylexCartman slash.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 91,706 - Reviews: 714 - Favs: 404 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 1/5/2009 - Published: 11/4/2008 - Kyle B., Eric Cartman - Complete
The Bella Diaries: Tales of a Vampire Munchie reviews
Twilight from the POV of Bella's diary. Complete satire/humor, don't take it seriously. Ever wondered how the books would sound from Bella's perspective if it was as one-dimensional as she was? Only Twilight, not the others Yet !
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,939 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/11/2008 - Bella, Edward
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