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Joined 01-20-06, id: 974595, Profile Updated: 02-05-16

As an aspiring author, I am DELETING ALL MY STORIES.

I found this user on Wattpad: BajaEnCalorias, re-posting my story Don't Suck My Balls in Spanish and getting credit for it.

There is no way for me to report it because I do not own the copyright to South Park, therefore they can get away with it. And this could happen to all my stories, even Heaven, which I have come to truly love and want to publish some day.

I refuse to let this go. If I end up publishing stories in the future, I can't let someone steal my hard work and copyright it before I get the chance to. I took time out of my life to write fanfiction for a fandom I enjoyed and a cartoon I love but I do not have the patience to allow this.

And so, despite you being a wonderful fandom, I bid you all farewell. You will see me again, published, with my real name and the same story with different names. Because I have the tenacity to keep moving forward in life, unlike someone who just steals.

My instagram: reed_emption

Contact me there or through my tumblr, reed_emption or onigirireject, if you feel like it.

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Epinephrine by hyperempathie reviews
Pete Grey tries his hardest to to comprehend his relationship with his best friend as they contemplate ditching the band. Henrietta sprains her ankle.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,711 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/17 - Published: 7/12/2015 - [Curly Goth, Red Goth] Henrietta, Kindergarten Goth
The Stag Prince by SynapticFirefly reviews
A Swan Princess parody. Grand Wizard Prince Eric and High Elf Prince Kyle are roped into an arranged marriage. Honestly, who thought this was a good idea to start with? Eventual Kyman, slight Stenny, and poor Butters is a paladin.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 20 - Words: 103,190 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 11/1/2015 - Published: 10/11/2015 - [Eric Cartman, Kyle B.] [Kenny M., Stan M.] - Complete
Better Left Unsung by Cutie Pie 9335 reviews
Kyle discovers Cartman's dirty Friday night secret - one that involves fish nets, feather boas, and corsets. Kyman.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 52,331 - Reviews: 260 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 10/20/2015 - Published: 1/2/2011 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Nightmares of Futures Past by S'TarKan reviews
The war is over. Too bad no one is left to celebrate. Harry makes a desperate plan to go back in time, even though it means returning Voldemort to life. Now an 11 year old Harry with 30 year old memories is starting Hogwarts. Can he get it right?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 419,605 - Reviews: 14613 - Favs: 20,392 - Follows: 20,036 - Updated: 9/8/2015 - Published: 10/28/2005 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Unprecedented Turnabout by seastone130 reviews
Reposted and rewritten! Maya has noticed something strange about Phoenix. With the help of her friends, both old and new, she vows to get to the bottom of his behavior... as well as that of Miles Edgeworth. Narumitsu Phoenix/Edgeworth
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 47,838 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 6/28/2010 - Published: 6/11/2007
Kyle in Chains by DanniDinmont reviews
Kyle has a problem, and it seems that there's only one solution to it. Slash, Kyle/Cartman.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 185,687 - Reviews: 1056 - Favs: 810 - Follows: 351 - Updated: 9/6/2009 - Published: 11/25/2008 - Kyle B., Eric Cartman
Where No Leaf Blooms by Genis Aurion reviews
COMPLETE, StanKyle. She wanted me to be the perfect boyfriend. He wanted me to be the perfect best friend. I couldn't be both, could I?
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 112,482 - Reviews: 520 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 8/17/2009 - Published: 8/17/2007 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
The Positive Effects of Porn by Digitallace reviews
Drarry - Twoshot After years filled with failed relationships, a bit of porn and some friendly encouragement help Harry to discover who he really wants. Warnings for slash and explicit content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,671 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 586 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 6/17/2009 - Published: 6/16/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
And he said I love you by jusAgurl93x reviews
Kyle has always had a place in his heart for Cartman, He was really was in love with him. But he moved on, decideing Cartman would never feel the same. He came out, Stan did too.They fell in love But cartman now realizes he's in love with kyle too.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 45 - Words: 84,399 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/9/2009 - Published: 2/27/2009 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
Hey Arnold!: Unrequited Love by 1000th Ghost reviews
Helga loves Arnold, Arnold loves Cecile, and Helga IS Ceclie. Due to a twisted series of events, Helga and Arnold become stranded together on a deserted island where secrets are uncovered and lust governs all.
Hey Arnold - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 70 - Words: 69,276 - Reviews: 537 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 4/3/2009 - Published: 6/14/2008 - Helga, Arnold - Complete
Must Love Quidditch by dracosoftie reviews
Through a series of emails from an online dating site, Harry thinks he's found his perfect match. Will the bond they've forged survive after their identities are revealed? H/D. Warnings for slash, language and explicit sexual content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 107,542 - Reviews: 3443 - Favs: 5,448 - Follows: 1,118 - Updated: 2/2/2009 - Published: 12/19/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Speech Therapy by GlassBomb reviews
They had nine minutes to live, and he still couldn't say it. Slash, involving Chazz, Jimmy, a deep freeze, humour, pneumonia, sex and chains.
Blades of Glory - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,415 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/24/2009 - Chazz M. M., Jimmy M. - Complete
Mutual by Amarthame reviews
They were rivals. That was the way they had always wanted it, that was the way it had always been. But the more things stay the same, the more they change. ZADR.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,191 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 1/11/2009 - Published: 1/8/2009 - Dib, Zim - Complete
Emerald Fog by Annamia reviews
Draco Malfoy loves Harry Potter. Harry Potter hates Draco Malfoy. When the two are landed in detention together, they must learn to get along and Draco must learn to face his feelings. But what will happen when Harry finds out? HD slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 25 - Words: 206,726 - Reviews: 367 - Favs: 359 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 12/22/2008 - Published: 1/17/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Those Lacking Spines by Organization VI reviews
Immune to a suspicious parasite by merit of their manly looks, Xaldin, Vexen and Lexaeus set out on a journey to save the rest of Organization XIII from the biggest nightmare of all: stupid fanfiction.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 13 - Words: 111,474 - Reviews: 1891 - Favs: 2,288 - Follows: 632 - Updated: 9/18/2008 - Published: 4/20/2006 - Xaldin, Vexen - Complete
Memento Mori by Nilahxapiel reviews
Light is brutally assaulted and decides to end it all –and what better way then to admit he's Kira and let his nemesis do it for him? Of course, things with L can never be so simple. L/Light. Completed.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 76,557 - Reviews: 1451 - Favs: 2,545 - Follows: 720 - Updated: 12/14/2007 - Published: 7/15/2007 - Light Y., L - Complete
Destination: Down Hill by InYerFace reviews
Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer. Cartman hates Jews and that's his way of life, but what if his way of life turns towards a different direction? CartmanxKyle
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,519 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 8/11/2007 - Published: 7/8/2007 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B.
Dear Diary by Tux mux reviews
Seto Kaiba's deepest, darkest secrets revealed, in this quite OOC, slightly insane diary. All of Seto Kaiba's thoughts on hobos, drugs, money, boy scouts, and cheating. WARNING: Very... um... scary May disturb small children. Most of all if they look like
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,440 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/23/2006 - Published: 12/28/2005 - S. Kaiba, Isono/Roland
Birthday by Sofa King Danny reviews
Cartman is lonely on his birthday. KyleCartman fluff.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 929 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/16/2005 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
To Hear Your Voice by Yay Ninja Bob reviews
COMPLETE. Slash. KyleCartman. Kyle's POV. 'He was always doing this. He knew that I knew that he knew he was always trying to beat me, and I trying to beat him. It was a game. Constantly.' PLEASE REVIEW!
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 13 - Words: 44,946 - Reviews: 328 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 9/30/2005 - Published: 8/5/2005 - Kyle B., Eric Cartman - Complete
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