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Joined 01-20-06, id: 974749, Profile Updated: 06-05-12
Author has written 14 stories for Harry Potter, Corpse Bride, Vampire Hunter D, SpongeBob SquarePants, Misc. Books, Buffy: The Vampire Slayer, Hellsing, Death Note, Doctor Who, Twilight, and Thor.

About me: I am Sarah. I am 26. I am obsessed with vampires, and also think I am German for some reason. (although I am actully just Texan) Fan fiction writing is so hard to do these days between work/school, but I when I do write I try to make it epic. :)

Things I want to do: 1.) Earn money at writing. 2.) Cos-play as Rip Van Winkle, and attempt to kick an Alucard cos-players ass. 3.) Ask Vampire Hunter D if his talking hand causes him privacy issues during "alone time." 4.) See if L of Death Note can be trapped in a cardboard box using a trail of donuts as bait. 5.) Inquire to the anime/manga Gods as to why half of all characters seem to have single letter names. 6.) See if you shine light the right way, if Edward Cullen can double as a disco ball. 7.) Take Alucard out to the dog park in his demon dog form. 8.) Become a vampire. 9.) Cos-play as Misa. I already have the outfits! I've been goth since for over 12 years now. :D

My Harry Potter house...Slytherin of course!

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The Big Hellsing: The Forks Affair by Master of the Boot reviews
Millennium was destroyed, but the conflict never ends. With their backs against the wall, Hellsing will fight a war that will reshape the world as we know it, and Forks is the new battle ground. Welcome to the Big Hellsing. Crossover with Twilight.
Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 38 - Words: 201,714 - Reviews: 315 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 1/8/2012 - Published: 7/23/2008 - Alucard, Integra
All the Pretty Things: Strangled at Birth by Master of the Boot reviews
Seras Victoria is thrust into the dark heart of the vampire world to serve as the Vampire King's slave. Under his sadistic rule, Seras will have to fight for both her life and her sanity. rated for gore and sex. Not for the squeamish
Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 32,555 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 6/22/2011 - Published: 12/21/2010 - Seras, Alucard
Vampire Hunter Nessie and the Twin Shadowed Knight by Master of the Boot reviews
Nessie is hired by the Volturi to take on a very special job. The job is to bring in alive a warrior unlike any she's ever faced before. A warrior who's stronger, faster, smarter and deadlier than her. A warrior who has a very familiar face.
Crossover - Vampire Hunter D & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,955 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/13/2011 - Published: 8/14/2010 - Renesmee C./Nessie
Over The Top: Terror on Gay Street by Master of the Boot reviews
Edward Cullen is the unofficial king of the Seattle gay scene. All he wants is to take Jasper Whitlock home for a little fun,fun,fun. Unfortunately, tradgedy hits Edward and Jasper and the two are forced to fight for their lives. AU, AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 46,924 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 12/2/2010 - Published: 4/5/2009 - Edward, Jasper
Vampire Hunter D: The Master and the Serving Girl by Master of the Boot reviews
With the aid of Asenath Akart, D wages a war a tireless war against his father. In the shadows, the Sacred Ancestor's grand designs are almost ready to bear fruit. And behind the scenes, a ruthless villain has his eye set on Asenath.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Vampire Hunter D - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,399 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/22/2010 - The Master - Complete
Annie by Kili Boston reviews
Everything is going wonderfully well at number 12 Grimmauld Place until Arthur's baby sister shows up and throws the whole place upside down, and in doing so, catches the eye of everyone's favorite convict bachelor: Sirius Black.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 31,523 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 1/20/2010 - Published: 12/9/2007 - OC, Sirius B.
Vampire Hunter Nessie: Sins of the Past by Master of the Boot reviews
Second in the series. Vampires and Monsters rule the world, but they don't have what it takes to stop Renesmee C. Cullen; the frontier's cutest vampire hunter. Watch as she battles not only vampires, but some of mankind's most evil weapons of war.
Crossover - Vampire Hunter D & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,913 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/13/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Vampire Hunter Nessie by Master of the Boot reviews
The Distant future: vampires rule the night but their numbers are dwindling. A new class of hunters has emerged to finish off the vampire race; bounty hunters. One vampire hunter stands out. She is Nessie, the cutest vampire hunter in the entire frontier.
Crossover - Vampire Hunter D & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,971 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Published: 9/12/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Alucard Gets Naked: Part Five, Sharp, Bloody Teeth by Alucard's Psycho Girlfriend reviews
Will our sweet narrator survive this one? Someone get her a bag of blood, STAT! And as always, Alucard's dick is long and hard.
Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,097 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/28/2009 - Alucard - Complete
Alucard Gets Naked: Part Four, Super Quadruple by Alucard's Psycho Girlfriend reviews
We learn more about our mysterious narrator and less about our mysterious Alucard. Don't you think Alucard would look delicious in a leather jacket, driving a motorcycle so rebelliously? He just wants to stick his dick in our narrator, however.
Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,412 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/5/2009 - Alucard - Complete
Alucard Gets Nude: Part Three, Epic Trilogy by Alucard's Psycho Girlfriend reviews
Alucard is addicted to our narrator's body, but he still refuses to kiss her sweetly. Our narrator is crafty, she will find a way to reach into his chest and grab hold of his heart...though she did that already.
Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,050 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/20/2009 - Alucard - Complete
Rainbow Zebra: An ode to Vampire Bella by Master of the Boot reviews
This is an AU story. You've probably seen a lot of stories with Edward as the human and Bella as the vampire, but you've never seen it like this before. Oneshot
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,278 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/18/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Alucard Has to Get Naked by Alucard's Psycho Girlfriend reviews
I don't know why Integra does not command Alucard to get naked, but our narrator here will. This story is about Alucard, and it has a sexy surprise ending.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,832 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/9/2009 - Alucard - Complete
Cloudy Eyes, Cloudy Skies by Alucard's Psycho Girlfriend reviews
What if the blind old man the creature met in the cabin was a blind woman instead, one as lonely for companionship as he is? This is short, cute, and true to the original creature. There is sex at the end.
Frankenstein - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,014 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/29/2009 - Frankenstein Monster
Vampire Hunter D: The Scorned Woman by Master of the Boot reviews
AU version of a part of the story, Pale by Shallowswan. Young Asenath makes the mistake of falling for the magestic Vampire Hunter D. The only thing she didn't count on was rejection. Oneshot.
Vampire Hunter D - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,394 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/9/2009 - Complete
Personal History by Master of the Boot reviews
D shares a little bit of his long and sordid history to the woman that saved his life. This story is AU to the story Illusions by Shallowswan.
Vampire Hunter D - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,245 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/20/2009 - Complete
Give me Zohall or Give me Death by Master of the Boot reviews
The Cullens are having a pleasant day when an assassin from the legendary Hellsing Organization shows up to do some vampire hunting. But this vampire hunter has bitten off more than he can chew.
Crossover - Hellsing & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,585 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/20/2009 - Alucard, Carlisle
Between by Akito The Sex Goddess reviews
The blood-red sun drifted just over the horizon, a third of it tucked under a hill of prairie grass and a deep orange marigolds..." Doris is left pregnant after D's departure. How will the Langs' cope with the new arrival? DorisxD I don't own VHD.
Vampire Hunter D - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 20,359 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/12/2008 - Published: 4/24/2008 - Complete
Could You Love The Damned? by Drizzitt reviews
What would have happened if Meier and Charlotte had got their happy ending? Could a vampire and a human really be together or would there be a heavy price for their love? And if so, could Meier stop himself before its too late? *M for sexual content*
Vampire Hunter D - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,727 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/15/2008 - Complete
VampireHunter D:The Mysterious Girl from the North by Onah reviews
What if D finds a girl more mysterious than he is? Can he help her? And more importantly, can she help him on his quest to find and destroy his father, Dracula? In this world all is not what it seems.
Vampire Hunter D - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 29,145 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 3/20/2008 - Published: 9/6/2007
Leela's Friend by Lykegenia reviews
Everyone shuns D. Everyone that is, except for one small child in one small town who wants to pat his horse. Oneshot
Vampire Hunter D - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,385 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/16/2008 - Complete
Bittersweet by IHMFT reviews
Mr. Todd cares for nothing but his revenge... and he wants it to stay that way. Unfortunately, after a rather interesting night, a certain woman is beginning to infest his thoughts... no matter how hard he tries to get her out. Todd/Lovett. Will update.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,125 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 2/16/2008 - Published: 2/6/2008
An Old Love Song by Severus's little girl reviews
Sirius and Selene. A mortal and a vampire. They met during the dark nights of Voldemort's terror and fell in love against the odds. Matrimonial bliss wasn't long lived as death, divorce and arrests tore their world apart. Extended summary inside.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,329 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/5/2008 - Sirius B., OC
Tough Love by Daryl Falchion reviews
D greatest challenge in his latest mission isn't overcoming his physical foes but rather the indecision in a girl's heart. Complete
Vampire Hunter D - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,387 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Published: 10/12/2007 - Complete
Sunday Morning by ladylupin6332 reviews
ONESHOT. GWSB. LEMON! Ginny and Sirius get lusty on Sunday morning...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,061 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/19/2007 - Ginny W., Sirius B. - Complete
16 by Mako Red Eyes reviews
D experiences many firsts at the young age of sixteen. He wishes he hadn’t.
Vampire Hunter D - Rated: M - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,167 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/20/2006 - Complete
Meeting Strangers by Elanor reviews
Eyes meet across a dish of pineapple. A missing scene from OOTP, Sirius Black's arrival at Grimmauld place. SiriusTonks.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,217 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/15/2006 - Sirius B., N. Tonks - Complete
Two Out of Three Ain't Bad by KatieBell70 reviews
Sirius is bored and lonely and Tonks is hopelessly in love with his best friend. One night she makes him an offer he can't refuse.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,881 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/16/2005 - Sirius B., N. Tonks - Complete
Just Tonight by PotentialTempest reviews
[oneshot] He feels like a pervy old man when he watches her. But he can't help it. [Touching on a SiriusGinny affair.]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,348 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/25/2005 - Sirius B., Ginny W. - Complete
Winds of Change by SailorMoonV reviews
Carmilla is dead, and Meier Link has taken Charlotte up to the City of the Night. What comes next for D and Leila will surprise them both, however, as they are forced to seek shelter from a sudden sandstorm....
Vampire Hunter D - Rated: M - English - Romance/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 36,007 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/11/2004
Goodnight, Sweet Hunter by Dark Mousy reviews
D visits Leila in the last moments of her life, to keep his promise.
Vampire Hunter D - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,924 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/5/2002 - Complete
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The Crooked Path
While fleeing in fear an exiled and naïve Time Child happens into Asgard and becomes the fixation of Loki's possessive affections. She knows she must fight for her freedom, yet finds herself yearning to tread the crooked path and learn exactly what grim and glorious fate awaits her. Doctor in later chapters. Loki/OC.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Thor - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 16,831 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/18/2013
Revival reviews
When Rip Van Winkle happens to encounter Sirius Black, she is forced to face the shadows of both her past and her desires. Rip/Sirius
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,872 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/2/2012 - Published: 5/27/2012 - Sirius B., Rip Van Winkle
Twilight Horrorscopes: A Death Note Opera reviews
Edward Cullen meets and befriends an eccentric, but talented vampire living in a closet in Volterra. He calls himself L, and he is passionate about bringing down the dangerous newborn called Kira.Edward and his family soon join the war against Kira. AU
Crossover - Death Note & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,512 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/7/2011 - L, Edward
The Flower of War reviews
When Rip Van Winkle begins to question the life she has led, she is desperate to escape her past and win the affections of an eccentric detective named L. However her will to change launches her into a war greater than any other before. AU. Rip/L
Crossover - Hellsing & Death Note - Rated: M - English - Angst/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 31,900 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 3/12/2011 - Published: 6/14/2010 - Rip Van Winkle, L
Cullen Shagger D: Romancing the Nessie reviews
Renesmee might be promiced to Jacob, but that dosn't mean she's immune to the passion and heartbreak of first love. Vampire Hunter D might be stoic and emotionless now, but that doesn't mean he's never before known love. And repeated embarrassment .
Crossover - Vampire Hunter D & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 15,785 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/13/2009 - Published: 8/12/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie
Part Four: Dawn of Eternity reviews
In order to insure D's triumph over Dracula, fate demands a terrifying sacrifce of him. Is D willing to cast away each of his morals, his memories and his own soul to insure vengance? Buffy Crossover. Dark Tower crossover. and Hellsing too! D/OC
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Vampire Hunter D - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 73,885 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/22/2009 - Published: 4/17/2009
Lullaby reviews
Rip Van Winkle's final thoughts upon meeting her death at the hands of the No Life King. One Shot. STRONG M!
Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,430 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/12/2009 - Rip Van Winkle, Alucard - Complete
Part Three: Pale reviews
At last it seems Dracula has gained the power to bring the dead back into the flesh. And when D encounters his mother after near 11,000 years since her death he knows it's trap. One he is willing to spring. Slight D/OC as well. Harry Potter crossover.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Vampire Hunter D - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 49,860 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/19/2009 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Complete
Part Two: Cthulhu Dawn reviews
42 years after suffering a terrible defeat from Dracula, but gaining the knowlege of how to destory him, D is faced with the ghosts of both his recent and distant pasts as an unfathomable evil awakens. Sequal to Illusions. Crossover with H.P Lovecraft.
Crossover - Misc. Books & Vampire Hunter D - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 9 - Words: 44,317 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/26/2008 - Published: 5/26/2008 - Complete
Part One: Illusions reviews
Love. Peace. Happiness. These are dangerous illusions that the Vampire Hunter D cannot allow himself to experience. But even the great Vampire Hunter D knows their temptation...he might even give in. currently revising!
Vampire Hunter D - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 57,129 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/29/2008 - Published: 12/28/2007 - Complete
Sheldon Plankton! reviews
Just my parody of the Spongebob Theme song, featuring Plankton. Plankton owns!
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 68 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Published: 1/29/2008 - Complete
The Mark Has Been Made reviews
The final days and final stand of Regulus Black. Writtien Pre-Hallows, but I still love it.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,712 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/21/2006 - Regulus B., Sirius B. - Complete
Unrequited reviews
Emily's broken heart. A poem.
Corpse Bride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 130 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/26/2006 - Complete
Hollow reviews
What if Harry had been to late to save Sirius? AU
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,129 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/24/2006 - Sirius B. - Complete