Author has written 16 stories for Harry Potter, Book X-overs, and Lois and Clark.
Hey My pen name is Shelb, and I have... a lot ofstories, I hope u enjoy them.
I FIGURED OUT HOW MANY LICKS IT TAKES TO GET TO THE CENTER OF A TOOTSIE POP!!!! 1,433 licks people! Ha ha stupid owl! THE WORLD WILL NOW KNOW!!!!
N E way Drucilla L. and ravnbb2855 are my friends
I like Harry Potter, um I like to dance, and sing, and write (duh!)
'Well, I was close... According to my mind!' - ME! (inside joke... u may get it)
(Standing in the middle of the clothes section of J.C. Pennys) 'Where are the clothes?' - Ravnbb2855
'It'll test your head, and your mind, and your brain to.' -School of rock
(Looking through a book) ' Wow, theres something I didn't know! They number every page!' - That70's Show
(looking for ufo's)
'Aha! What's that!'
'That's a plane'
'Oh yeah? Well we'll just see about that! (takes a picture) Ha! Now we've got photographic evidence!'
'Of what, that plane's can fly?'-That 70's show
(Raven (Pristache) has Zack and Cody pose a couple of times for a photo shoot)
'Uh, Pristasche? Don't you need acamera to take the pictures?'
'No! Pristache takes ze pictures withze mind - and zen- and only zen do you usz a camera! - Whereis ze camera...' - Thats so Suite Life of Hannah Montana-Thats so Raven episode
'You know Cody? I had a boyfriend once - he was very superstitious- '
'Here we go again,'
'He had this lucky belt, he wore it every day, but one day he forgot it and do you know what happened?'
'His pants fell down?'
'Actually he got hit by a bus,' - Thats So Suite life of Hannah Montana -Zack and Cody episode,
Sirius looked between them and frowned. "Why did you have to tell her I was gay. You could have used Peter." - Sirius and James.. yeah it has a lot to do with the quote above.
"We can shoot Ian with a Tranquilizer gun, he wakes up bound and gagged, we pay him fifty bucks to be your boyfriend for Christmas. Stick him in a box and send him UPS." - Ravnbb2855 (I wanted a boyfriend for x-mas- i disagreed with her idea, I preferred the guy would snap out of it and ask me out!I am like 89 percent sure he likes me!)
"Can we still use a tranquilizer gun?" -Ravnbb2855 - erm, that's what she said after I said no to her idea
"We can shoot Alex with a tranquilizer gun" - Me - this should be our tranquilizer gun section of my profile!
"Can I shoot him?" -Me, yeah I wanna shoot Alex with a Tranquilizer gun
"After I shoot him, I will take his body and put him in an empty refrigerator, and then throw him off a cliff-( with the fridge) and let him drown with the sharks and piranas" - Me- yeah I don't like Alex.
"How will I kill Alex?"- Me
"Hit him with a satilite" - Ravnbb2855
"Or drown him- with out the water, " Ravnbb2855- you know what, I should change that privious name, it'll be "Shelb's murder section of her profile!"
"If you run outside naked you'll win a million bucks." - ummm it's better if you don't ask...
"Dad can I sell my body to science?" Drucilla's nephew
"MARHSHMALLOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Umm a lot of us said that word... long story...
"STOP SPRAYING THAT WINDEX STUFF!!!!!" - my friend
"I love sunshine and I love Rainbows, but most of all I love you!!" -Me I told it to Drucilla as a prank- umm she almost took it the wrong way...
I have tons more quotes but I'll add them later
I HATE SLASH STORIES it's sick and disgusting I refuse to read them unless I get paid or bribed with something, I can read it i'd just be disgusted,
I LOVE SIRIUS BLACK! If you are a Sirius fan spread the love and put this into your profile!
Story info: (in order of posting for the first time)
Complete fics (which u don't really need the summary too cause you've probably read it but if u haven't go ahead!)
My tutor is my crush
Will you be my Valentine Hermione?
Muggle Mall Maddness
Currently in Progress:
Dancing With The Stars: Hogwarts Style!
Just like the awesome live TV show, this time it has Harry Potter Characters. Reveiwers can vote for their two favorite couples if they like, A Must read! my fifth fic, VERY FUNNY! even backstage scenes!
The Sleepy Side Mystery
ON HOLD! This is a Trixie Belden fic.Also my 6th ficA mystery, (duh) just for the Trixie Belden fans out there. If you haven't heard of Trixie very much just read it and there will be a summary of the series in it so you don't get confused. If you have any questions about something in it just ask in your reveiw and I'll answer them in my next Authors Note. It is a great story and will leave you a little on the edge of you rseats during one chapter, which I'm still trying to work it out, so bear with me!
The Extremely Boring Story
A short oneshot. my 7th fic! It is very boring, April Fool! Actually as you might have guessed it is April Fool's day at Hogwarts. And well they all forget except Fred and George. (since it is their birthday and all! Birthday not mentioned in fic) So Fred and George make an attack. Very Funny but short, I was a little tired whenI wrote it. But it is still funny! This was originally Drucilla L.'s idea by the way.
Lily and James: The Real Story: Year One
my 8th fic already! It is going to be a series about Lily and James years in Hogwarts. This one in particular is on their 1st year, there will be six more after this one for it is a series, and there may be even more an how the get married have Harry etc. etc. Currently it is doing well in reveiws so it must be a good story for I have no flames so far, it is very funny and interesting, it is not like a normal first year fic of L/J.
The Start Of a New Beginning
Sequel to My Tutor Is My Crush, it is post hogwarts and Ron Proposes you guess Hermione did say yes, read to find how they get married and have kids how they deal with it get a job and maybe a mission, so read to find out this my ninth fic! I'm so proud of myself!
The Marauders Guide to Surviving Hogwarts
I'm doing it again people! The Marauders are writing a book, but there is no Wormtail. It is very funny and I'm sure Prongs, Padfoot and Moony would love for you to read and reveiwthis book they are writing for us! My tenth fic! Which is co-writed with Sirius, James and Remus!
Not So Accidental Banishment
Good Gosh this my 11th fic! I'm so proud of myself! Ok, Draco and Hermione banish their friends to teach them a lesson, for their friends (Harry, Ron, Ginny, Blaise, Pansy) don't like Draco and Hermione's relationship. It is very funny!
OMG I'm doing it again, this is fic #12! How exciting! This is post Hogwarts, a little ansty on occasion. r8ted for language and a lot of blood in some areas. Humorous and Romance is blooming too. DM/HG, and the plot: Draco is escaping a new dark lord and he finds himself looking for Hermione Granger for help, he makes it to her home. Hermione answers her door to find Draco Malfoy unconscious in a pool of his own blood on her doorstep. It's not so bloody after the 2nd chapter so I think most of you can handle it. There are fics much more bloody than this one, I know.
The Marauders and The Wrath of Sims 2
My lucky #13! Dang plot bunnies! Ok, After James completes a bet, he and his friends play a game for Muggle Studies, then suddenly they get zapped into the game! While they are trapped, they're virtual selves get out and so Sim people who look like the Marauders are tramping around Hogwarts speaking gibberish! Will they get switched back? WillJames andLily lose their head positions? Who is behind this? And Will Romance Ensue? Read to Find out!
The Dream Bug!
ON HOLD!My 14th fic, I can't stop writing can I? I keep asking myself how the hell I can manage 8 fics at the same time! Ok, this is a Lois and Clark fic. If you don't know what it is does Superman ring a bell? (Lois Lane, Clark Kent, get it?) So if you know a thing or to about Superman than I think you can read this fic without getting confused. Lois get's bitten by a bug, and it's venom controls dreams, and some one is making Lois's dreams nightmares, and soon she won't be able to wake up or she dies! What will Superman do to save her? Read to find out!
The Day of the Dead
My first horror fic, my 15th fic! OMG! I keep telling myself, 'jeez girl stop getting so many ideas!' But I never listen to myself apparently so I keep writing fics. Ok this fic you could consider my halloween special. THE MARAUDERS GO TO MEXICO! VIVA! FIESTA! YAY! They seem to be having an awesome time - even though they have to write a long report about it when they get home- when all of a sudden things go hay wire when a real Chupracabra appears! So many spooky things happen, mean ghosts, annoying mosquitoes, Mexican girls hiding secrets what next? READ TO FIND OUT!
I Got a Girl Friend For Christmas
My 16th fic!!!! YAY! I'm doing it again, this time it's a christmas fic, the title kind of explains itself, I got the idea from the title of the movie I got a boyfriend for Christmas- only this time Sirius Black finds a girlfriend under the tree this year!
Please r&r all of my fics I love to hear from you all on ur opinions and such, it makes me feel good. I love writing and I hope to hear from you all soon! I'll be updating as soon as I can.
yeah thats all I want to say for now, enjoy my stories I'd like 5 reveiws or more before I update!
I know I had chain stuff here, it was awesome and all but they got kind of annoying so I'm trying to shorten my profile a bit so I had too, plus I'd much rather have you actually get to my stories- and I enjoy putting on more quotes.
My profile is REAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLYYYYYYY long...
God Bless you all!