Shelb
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Joined 01-21-06, id: 974864
Author has written 16 stories for Harry Potter, Book X-overs, and Lois and Clark.

Hey My pen name is Shelb, and I have... a lot ofstories, I hope u enjoy them.

Announcements:

I FIGURED OUT HOW MANY LICKS IT TAKES TO GET TO THE CENTER OF A TOOTSIE POP!!!! 1,433 licks people! Ha ha stupid owl! THE WORLD WILL NOW KNOW!!!!

N E way Drucilla L. and ravnbb2855 are my friends

I like Harry Potter, um I like to dance, and sing, and write (duh!)

Fave quotes:

'Well, I was close... According to my mind!' - ME! (inside joke... u may get it)

(Standing in the middle of the clothes section of J.C. Pennys) 'Where are the clothes?' - Ravnbb2855

'It'll test your head, and your mind, and your brain to.' -School of rock

(Looking through a book) ' Wow, theres something I didn't know! They number every page!' - That70's Show

(looking for ufo's)

'Aha! What's that!'

'That's a plane'

'Oh yeah? Well we'll just see about that! (takes a picture) Ha! Now we've got photographic evidence!'

'Of what, that plane's can fly?'-That 70's show

(Raven (Pristache) has Zack and Cody pose a couple of times for a photo shoot)

'Oh yes!'

'Uh, Pristasche? Don't you need acamera to take the pictures?'

'No! Pristache takes ze pictures withze mind - and zen- and only zen do you usz a camera! - Whereis ze camera...' - Thats so Suite Life of Hannah Montana-Thats so Raven episode

'You know Cody? I had a boyfriend once - he was very superstitious- '

'Here we go again,'

'He had this lucky belt, he wore it every day, but one day he forgot it and do you know what happened?'

'His pants fell down?'

'Actually he got hit by a bus,' - Thats So Suite life of Hannah Montana -Zack and Cody episode,

Sirius looked between them and frowned. "Why did you have to tell her I was gay. You could have used Peter." - Sirius and James.. yeah it has a lot to do with the quote above.

"We can shoot Ian with a Tranquilizer gun, he wakes up bound and gagged, we pay him fifty bucks to be your boyfriend for Christmas. Stick him in a box and send him UPS." - Ravnbb2855 (I wanted a boyfriend for x-mas- i disagreed with her idea, I preferred the guy would snap out of it and ask me out!I am like 89 percent sure he likes me!)

"Can we still use a tranquilizer gun?" -Ravnbb2855 - erm, that's what she said after I said no to her idea

"We can shoot Alex with a tranquilizer gun" - Me - this should be our tranquilizer gun section of my profile!

"Can I shoot him?" -Me, yeah I wanna shoot Alex with a Tranquilizer gun

"After I shoot him, I will take his body and put him in an empty refrigerator, and then throw him off a cliff-( with the fridge) and let him drown with the sharks and piranas" - Me- yeah I don't like Alex.

"How will I kill Alex?"- Me

"Hit him with a satilite" - Ravnbb2855

"Or drown him- with out the water, " Ravnbb2855- you know what, I should change that privious name, it'll be "Shelb's murder section of her profile!"

"If you run outside naked you'll win a million bucks." - ummm it's better if you don't ask...

"Dad can I sell my body to science?" Drucilla's nephew

"MARHSHMALLOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Umm a lot of us said that word... long story...

"STOP SPRAYING THAT WINDEX STUFF!!!!!" - my friend

"I love sunshine and I love Rainbows, but most of all I love you!!" -Me I told it to Drucilla as a prank- umm she almost took it the wrong way...

I have tons more quotes but I'll add them later

I HATE SLASH STORIES it's sick and disgusting I refuse to read them unless I get paid or bribed with something, I can read it i'd just be disgusted,

I LOVE SIRIUS BLACK! If you are a Sirius fan spread the love and put this into your profile!

Story info: (in order of posting for the first time)

Complete fics (which u don't really need the summary too cause you've probably read it but if u haven't go ahead!)
Accidental Banishment

My tutor is my crush

Will you be my Valentine Hermione?

Muggle Mall Maddness

Currently in Progress:

Dancing With The Stars: Hogwarts Style!

Just like the awesome live TV show, this time it has Harry Potter Characters. Reveiwers can vote for their two favorite couples if they like, A Must read! my fifth fic, VERY FUNNY! even backstage scenes!

The Sleepy Side Mystery

ON HOLD! This is a Trixie Belden fic.Also my 6th ficA mystery, (duh) just for the Trixie Belden fans out there. If you haven't heard of Trixie very much just read it and there will be a summary of the series in it so you don't get confused. If you have any questions about something in it just ask in your reveiw and I'll answer them in my next Authors Note. It is a great story and will leave you a little on the edge of you rseats during one chapter, which I'm still trying to work it out, so bear with me!

The Extremely Boring Story

A short oneshot. my 7th fic! It is very boring, April Fool! Actually as you might have guessed it is April Fool's day at Hogwarts. And well they all forget except Fred and George. (since it is their birthday and all! Birthday not mentioned in fic) So Fred and George make an attack. Very Funny but short, I was a little tired whenI wrote it. But it is still funny! This was originally Drucilla L.'s idea by the way.

Lily and James: The Real Story: Year One

my 8th fic already! It is going to be a series about Lily and James years in Hogwarts. This one in particular is on their 1st year, there will be six more after this one for it is a series, and there may be even more an how the get married have Harry etc. etc. Currently it is doing well in reveiws so it must be a good story for I have no flames so far, it is very funny and interesting, it is not like a normal first year fic of L/J.

The Start Of a New Beginning

Sequel to My Tutor Is My Crush, it is post hogwarts and Ron Proposes you guess Hermione did say yes, read to find how they get married and have kids how they deal with it get a job and maybe a mission, so read to find out this my ninth fic! I'm so proud of myself!

The Marauders Guide to Surviving Hogwarts

I'm doing it again people! The Marauders are writing a book, but there is no Wormtail. It is very funny and I'm sure Prongs, Padfoot and Moony would love for you to read and reveiwthis book they are writing for us! My tenth fic! Which is co-writed with Sirius, James and Remus!

Not So Accidental Banishment

Good Gosh this my 11th fic! I'm so proud of myself! Ok, Draco and Hermione banish their friends to teach them a lesson, for their friends (Harry, Ron, Ginny, Blaise, Pansy) don't like Draco and Hermione's relationship. It is very funny!

Helping Him

OMG I'm doing it again, this is fic #12! How exciting! This is post Hogwarts, a little ansty on occasion. r8ted for language and a lot of blood in some areas. Humorous and Romance is blooming too. DM/HG, and the plot: Draco is escaping a new dark lord and he finds himself looking for Hermione Granger for help, he makes it to her home. Hermione answers her door to find Draco Malfoy unconscious in a pool of his own blood on her doorstep. It's not so bloody after the 2nd chapter so I think most of you can handle it. There are fics much more bloody than this one, I know.

The Marauders and The Wrath of Sims 2

My lucky #13! Dang plot bunnies! Ok, After James completes a bet, he and his friends play a game for Muggle Studies, then suddenly they get zapped into the game! While they are trapped, they're virtual selves get out and so Sim people who look like the Marauders are tramping around Hogwarts speaking gibberish! Will they get switched back? WillJames andLily lose their head positions? Who is behind this? And Will Romance Ensue? Read to Find out!

The Dream Bug!

ON HOLD!My 14th fic, I can't stop writing can I? I keep asking myself how the hell I can manage 8 fics at the same time! Ok, this is a Lois and Clark fic. If you don't know what it is does Superman ring a bell? (Lois Lane, Clark Kent, get it?) So if you know a thing or to about Superman than I think you can read this fic without getting confused. Lois get's bitten by a bug, and it's venom controls dreams, and some one is making Lois's dreams nightmares, and soon she won't be able to wake up or she dies! What will Superman do to save her? Read to find out!

The Day of the Dead

My first horror fic, my 15th fic! OMG! I keep telling myself, 'jeez girl stop getting so many ideas!' But I never listen to myself apparently so I keep writing fics. Ok this fic you could consider my halloween special. THE MARAUDERS GO TO MEXICO! VIVA! FIESTA! YAY! They seem to be having an awesome time - even though they have to write a long report about it when they get home- when all of a sudden things go hay wire when a real Chupracabra appears! So many spooky things happen, mean ghosts, annoying mosquitoes, Mexican girls hiding secrets what next? READ TO FIND OUT!

I Got a Girl Friend For Christmas

My 16th fic!!!! YAY! I'm doing it again, this time it's a christmas fic, the title kind of explains itself, I got the idea from the title of the movie I got a boyfriend for Christmas- only this time Sirius Black finds a girlfriend under the tree this year!

Please r&r all of my fics I love to hear from you all on ur opinions and such, it makes me feel good. I love writing and I hope to hear from you all soon! I'll be updating as soon as I can.

yeah thats all I want to say for now, enjoy my stories I'd like 5 reveiws or more before I update!

I know I had chain stuff here, it was awesome and all but they got kind of annoying so I'm trying to shorten my profile a bit so I had too, plus I'd much rather have you actually get to my stories- and I enjoy putting on more quotes.

My profile is REAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLYYYYYYY long...

God Bless you all!

Love,

~Shelb~

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Diary Confessions by thedreamz reviews
Hermione receives a diary. When she starts writing in it, she finds that it sends all her words to another diary, and vice versa. Someone is on the other side that goes to Hogwarts and they begin sharing their secrets with one another. DMHG. PreHBP
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 29,690 - Reviews: 286 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 183 - Updated: 3/28/2013 - Published: 8/19/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Save me by WitchGoddess101 reviews
Kneeling, she grabbed her wand tightly and screamed out "Avada Kadevra!" - EDIT.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,887 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 3/25/2013 - Published: 12/20/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Little Harry Potter by Hyper Hippie reviews
Sirius is free! Sirius and Remus take Harry in, but when Harry's babysitters and the Ministry get involved in their life things become a lot more complex than should be. Betrayal, Humor, Family and Romance all occur. SB/OC, RL/OC. Slow Updates
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 22,024 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 12/13/2010 - Published: 11/21/2005 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Letters by GhostOfBambi reviews
Abandoned by her best friend and suffering the torment of her hideous older sister - and her sister's hideous boyfriend, Lily Evans thought she was in for a boring summer. James Potter had other ideas.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 23,975 - Reviews: 699 - Favs: 1,144 - Follows: 372 - Updated: 12/4/2010 - Published: 3/28/2006 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Curse of the Mistletoe COMPLETE! by Hedw1g reviews
Dumbledore has installed mischivious mistletoe around Hogwarts at Christmas..and it's cursed and out to get everyone! will anyone escape it's clutches, or will they succumb to it's demands?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 36 - Words: 139,952 - Reviews: 2702 - Favs: 1,285 - Follows: 820 - Updated: 11/15/2010 - Published: 3/2/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Harry’s First Babysitters by Hippie Jade reviews
Collection of one shots featuring the stories of Harry's first babysitters. Part four of the Harry’s First series. Lily and James find it difficult to keep hold of a babysitter longer then one night, I wonder why…
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,437 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 9/5/2008 - Published: 6/4/2006 - Harry P.
Be My Eyes by IcyPanther reviews
DHr HG On a misson for the Order, Tonks is unprepared for what she finds. Draco's rescued, but he's broken, his life now forever shattered. But Hermione's there to pick up the pieces, and make him whole once more. On Hiatus
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 21,926 - Reviews: 416 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 233 - Updated: 7/7/2008 - Published: 12/12/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G.
The Ten Labors of Draco and Hermione by evilrabidplotbunnies reviews
THIS STORY IS DANGEROUS. IT HAS CAUSED NUMEROUS PEOPLE TO BE KICKED OUT OF LIBRARIES, RECEIVE STRANGE LOOKS FROM FAMILY MEMBERS, AND GO CLINICALLY INSANE. DO NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES, READ THIS STORY. ESPECIALLY NOT CHAPTER 19.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 49 - Words: 93,564 - Reviews: 3827 - Favs: 1,211 - Follows: 1,019 - Updated: 6/21/2008 - Published: 8/29/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G.
S U R V I V O R by Drakulya reviews
AU When mildmannered Hermione Granger becomes a finalist on a hot reality show, it'll take all her book knowledge and smarts to survive betrayal, confusion and resist temptation in the form of a certain blond man. DHr - COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 52,206 - Reviews: 518 - Favs: 269 - Follows: 195 - Updated: 2/4/2008 - Published: 6/10/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Dare or Dare by Angelo Del Ghiaccio reviews
PostVoldemort. The gang, a group of tightknit friends: Harry, Hermione, Ron, Pansy, Blaise, Draco and Ginny play a game of dare or dare, which just might get a permanent spot in Hogwarts: A History. If only their professors would have as much fun...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,689 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 10/24/2007 - Published: 2/21/2006
Growing For You by KageOkami-Kogo reviews
(OLD) Peter Pan is given the chance to save Wendy. He is given a special opportunity, a wish, so that he may be better suited for a fight ahead of him... PLEASE NOTE! This story is very old and a complete mess. When I have the time, I will go through it and fix it.
Peter Pan - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 22,079 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 10/19/2007 - Published: 11/27/2005 - Peter Pan, Wendy D. - Complete
Saving the Galaxy by BlueSaber reviews
[R2D2 fic] A long time ago in a galaxy far far away, a hero of mythic proportions arose. This is the story of his grand adventures in his very own words.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,221 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 10/8/2007 - Published: 10/23/2005 - R2-D2, C-3PO
The Dare Game by IcyCrystal reviews
Hermione and Draco sworn enemies. When Hermione suggests they play the Dare Game, Draco jumps at the chance to humiliate Hermione. But how far are they prepared to go?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 17,198 - Reviews: 610 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 8/22/2007 - Published: 11/20/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Blackmail by where-my-heart-resides reviews
DxHr. A war is about to be initiated between Draco Malfoy and Hermione Granger. Because Hermione Granger saw something that she wasn't supposed to see. Hermione Granger has blackmail.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 13,939 - Reviews: 361 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 8/8/2007 - Published: 2/17/2006 - Hermione G., Draco M.
What's your name? by Aldara Gaea reviews
James and Sirius have always been great friends, even before Hogwarts. While hanging around together shortly before they start at Hogwarts, James sees the most beautiful girl in the world... and not just once. If only he could get the pretty girl's name!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,449 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/28/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Untitled by bedazzling reviews
Oneshot. Drabble. JamesLily. While James and Lily watch their baby boy sleep, a visitor stops by.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 549 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/27/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Parenting For Dummies by indescribablyBee reviews
It's the Marauders and Lily's 7th year and they are required to take a new class. They get turned into children for two weeks each. Nothing could go wrong, right? Rated for safety.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,839 - Reviews: 254 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 7/22/2007 - Published: 5/24/2006 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Washing James' Whites by SuperSpy reviews
Lily Evans is forced to get a summer job…and soon her mother takes matters into her own hands. Before you know it, things are spiralling out of control as Lily takes on the task of doing laundry....James Potter’s laundry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,686 - Reviews: 454 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 7/19/2007 - Published: 10/23/2005 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Notes In Potions by just-call-me-plain-miss-vain reviews
I've decided its no longer a Oneshot. Lily passes a note to James telling him to stop looking at her and a conversation enfolds. Just a fun quick story. LilyJames, Part 6 up! Its just a reason to write fun convos :D
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,386 - Reviews: 257 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 7/10/2007 - Published: 7/1/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Dirty Dancing by mysticalpurple reviews
The Hogwarts students get a new dance class, but it looks like some of the students already know how... What will they get themselves into? How dirty can you get? Kinda Angsty
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 32,566 - Reviews: 471 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 7/8/2007 - Published: 3/11/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M.
A Little Bit Of Hope by Angels.Lust reviews
ONESHOT! A random afternoon at the Potters home. An exhausted mother has to stand a proud father, an idiotic, overspoiling godfather and a sarcastic best friend that fight over her sweet baby. A bit of fluff. R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,605 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/7/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
What It's Like by ohsnap its potter reviews
Due to a potions incident, Sirius and Lily switch bodies. Not good. Lily is freaking out, and Sirius decides to play cupid. Not good at all. LJ. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 27,748 - Reviews: 707 - Favs: 462 - Follows: 212 - Updated: 7/3/2007 - Published: 7/29/2006 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
The Childcare Providers at Death Eaters and Co by evilrabidplotbunnies reviews
“What on earth is a Snape? And why does it sound like a bad thing?” Snape wondered. “Snape represents a certain point in middle aged wizards when you lose all cleanliness, fun, and hair,” quipped Wormtail. OOH, SNAPE GOT PWNED.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,134 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 6/22/2007 - Published: 11/4/2005 - Voldemort, Severus S.
Family Studies by xmyxparadisex reviews
The trio arrives back at Hogwarts only to know that they have to take a Family Studies course. Theyre going to be in over their heads. DMHG RR
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,174 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/17/2007 - Published: 12/18/2005
A Delayed Reaction by Rebekahek623 reviews
Lily loves me, she's loved me since the day we met. She's just having a delayed reaction to the feeling, a REALLY delayed reaction...Stop Laughing Sirius! RE-WRITE TO MAKE IT BETTER IN PROGRESS! Up to Chapter 4
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 52,037 - Reviews: 881 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 4/10/2007 - Published: 6/23/2005 - Lily Luna P., James P.
Ask the Marauders by reporterXgirl reviews
Ask the Marauders, a advise column started by the infamous, SEXY, trouble making Padfoot aka Sirius started out as an innocent thing untill it causes James to find out all his best friends are dating Evans and Lily is friends with Snape. rewritten.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,978 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/8/2007 - Published: 6/4/2006 - James P., Sirius B.
The Not Quite Love Letters by Limelight reviews
Because, technically, the first love letter that Solo wrote to Organa was blackmail. UPDATED. NO, SERIOUSLY.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 83,021 - Reviews: 1176 - Favs: 570 - Follows: 312 - Updated: 3/25/2007 - Published: 6/16/2004 - Leia O., Han S.
Sneeze by Musical24Soul reviews
Some pepper, a sneeze, spells...what do you get if it all mixes...some funny events in the great hall of course! A little Humor on my part! A must read!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,075 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/10/2007 - Published: 1/5/2006 - Complete
Our Life by Xo ADDICTED OX reviews
A Cinderella Story... Is it a fairy tale anymore? R&R
A Cinderella Story - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,137 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 2/3/2007 - Published: 12/22/2005
Unfogging the Future by Lady Aki reviews
When Lily and the Marauders find Harry Potter books and they decide to read them. Join them as they uncover there future.CHAPTER 9 COMING SOON... I HOPE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,207 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 1/21/2007 - Published: 3/10/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Messed Up Time Zones and Alternate Dimensions by ga nat nat reviews
What would happen if me, some friends, and select Harry Potter characters met? WHY DON'T U FIND OUT? Most all will be paired with one of my crazy friends. In the process of being rewritten, due to relationship changes...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,469 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/1/2007 - Published: 4/19/2006
The Man Diary by Eternal Love LJ reviews
Marauders don't have diaries. Sirius Black has Man Diaries.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,215 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 12/27/2006 - Published: 5/29/2006 - Sirius B., James P.
The Search for Love in the Second War by ga nat nat reviews
I'VE GIVEN UP ON THIS ONE! SORRY! All the love affairs that have gone on in the HalfBlood Prince are continued during the Second War. Will everyone find their lover? Or will they die before they have the chance? Only time will tell... A work in progress..
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 17,413 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/29/2006 - Published: 5/26/2006 - Ginny W., Harry P.
Future Parents Program by Avari20 reviews
AU 7th year...There once was a boy named Draco with an extremely determined mother and a distrubing fascination for a certain bushy haired female. When a schemeing headmaster with an idea about babies is thrown into the mix, Draco's problems multiply a thousand fold. *currently editing for content, because I'm the author and I can do that*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 51,154 - Reviews: 1192 - Favs: 2,714 - Follows: 595 - Updated: 11/28/2006 - Published: 12/22/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Ten Things I Hate About You by dreams.are.sweet reviews
DMHG Malfoy does something to Hermione, now they both have to pay for the consequences. And what does the blond Slytherin have in store for our bushy haired Gryffindor?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,791 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 11/23/2006 - Published: 3/8/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Interviews with the Harry Potter Gang! by BubblePopper reviews
What happens when the Harry Potter crew goes on a talk show? Bad summry. Please R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,298 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/10/2006 - Published: 1/2/2006 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Chloe Malfoy by xmyxparadisex reviews
A new Malfoy comes to Hogwarts. Having fun playing matchmaker, playing pranks and just being herself. A lot of stuff will be thrown her way. OCBZ HPGW DMHG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 24,063 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/3/2006 - Published: 1/28/2006
Gred and Forge's Manual For Life by whimsical kitsch reviews
Fred and George have decided to keep a manual about life. They will write down little tips for surviving Hogwarts, and much more.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,029 - Reviews: 254 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 10/30/2006 - Published: 11/6/2004 - George W., George W.
Sabrina The Teenage Witch? In Hogwarts? by McFlyandkillers reviews
Have you ever wondered what it would be like to mix sabrina and the Harry potter world together.Even better , what would you do if you were sabrina and woke up and suddenly found yourself in Hogwarts. Well here the friction is smoother than ice as two dif
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,162 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/30/2006 - Published: 2/14/2006
10 Ways to Kill Draco Malfoy by Drakulya reviews
COMPLETE! Hermione is completely fed up with Malfoy and decides to make a list of ways to get rid of him. But what happens when most of her plans backfire and instead, ends up getting her very close to Draco each time? HGDM
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 130,987 - Reviews: 3050 - Favs: 1,868 - Follows: 669 - Updated: 10/25/2006 - Published: 12/16/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Marauders' Papers by lupin-is-awsum reviews
Bits and pieces from the Marauder Era collected to understand what exactly happened at Hogwarts during the time of Remus Lupin, James Potter, Sirius Black, and Peter Pettigrew. Told entirely through notes, detention slips, homework, essays, etc.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 19,341 - Reviews: 325 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 10/6/2006 - Published: 11/24/2005
A Life Created by ga nat nat reviews
COMPLETE! My first ever RonHermione fic! I had fun with this one. Hope you enjoy! 'T' for mild language and some adult content. TwoShot for now!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,601 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/30/2006 - Published: 9/27/2006 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Parenting Class by IcyPanther reviews
Complete DHr & HG Sixth years at Hogwarts are now required to take a parenting class, what fun! Hermione, Draco, and Harry are paired up in which they'll trade off being children. Can they live through the class or will being a parent prove too hard?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 38 - Words: 207,405 - Reviews: 6160 - Favs: 4,528 - Follows: 946 - Updated: 9/15/2006 - Published: 9/19/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Untitled by xmyxparadisex reviews
COMPLETE! Hermione comes back after 3 years to teach at Hogwarts. But she brought someone along with her. AU oc RR
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 11,569 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 9/7/2006 - Published: 10/28/2005 - Complete
Could It Be? by ga nat nat reviews
LilyJames love story. My very first LilyJames fic. Actually my very first Marauders Era fic! Read and find out more! Song fic!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 913 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/6/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Identical by Mallori Doe reviews
Ron and Hermione Elope. They have twin daughters. After abruptly separating they decided to keepthe twins a secret from one another. When they find each other they want their parents back together, but how can you get two stubbo
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 29,443 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 8/29/2006 - Published: 3/8/2006 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
Ginny's Pranks by Cynicism and Happiness reviews
The oneshots are getting to be way too much, so I'm compiling the next few into a Ginny's Pranks story. The Weasleys are betrayed, but still keep pranking. Author formerly known as Naz in Black
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 17,248 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/26/2006 - Published: 5/23/2006 - Ginny W., Percy W. - Complete
Pursuing Lily Evans by ohsnap its potter reviews
The Marauders chose to video tape their days at Hogwarts, their pranks, and James' desperate attempts at winning Lily's heart. What happens when Harry stumbles upon these old videos? COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 34,891 - Reviews: 1133 - Favs: 1,194 - Follows: 282 - Updated: 8/21/2006 - Published: 12/31/2005 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Chad and Troy's 25 Ways to Skip Math Class by xxjointherocksxx reviews
Oneshot. This is something my brothers and I cooked up because we were bored. Please R&R! New penname formerly HPstar
High School Musical - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,795 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/6/2006 - Complete
How to Lose James by Loves to dance reviews
Based on the movie, How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days, Lily is tired of James asking her out, so when the suggestion comes up of dating him and driving him away, she does just that. But what if she actually starts to fall for him in the process?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 92,225 - Reviews: 685 - Favs: 495 - Follows: 182 - Updated: 8/2/2006 - Published: 8/9/2005 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
If Owls Were Intercepted by freelancewhale reviews
Hermione is the Head of the Daily Prophet. When her sports reporter retires Who will be best qualified for the job? Read and Find out! Written in owl post format. DHrR&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 7,378 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 7/30/2006 - Published: 1/14/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
I Wish by ohsnap its potter reviews
After news of there being a shooting star, there is suddenly an outbreak at Hogwarts as students reveal their deepest wishes. Awkward coincidences, strange desires, and a startling outcome. LJ ONESHOT
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,529 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 14 - Published: 7/21/2006 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Right In Front Of Me by T.O. Bennett reviews
This is a series fic staring all of my favorite couples in separate oneshots all based roughly on the same Celine Dion song. Romance and randomness will ensue! RR!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,609 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 7/19/2006 - Published: 3/6/2006
Detention Essays by Glastea reviews
The teachers have run out of good ideas...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,406 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/15/2006 - Published: 6/6/2006 - Sirius B., James P. - Complete
Tipton Montana by OXpuppyXO reviews
[Chapter Two In] Hannah Montana and her friends check into the Tipton Hotel. What happens when they meet Zack & Cody? Hannah Montana & Suite Life Crossover. Full summary inside.
Hannah Montana - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,627 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 6/30/2006 - Published: 6/28/2006
The Trials of Maddie and Zack by Magical Destiny reviews
Everybody saw the episode where Maddie, Zack, Cody, and Estabon had to babysit, right? Well what if at the end Zack had of been standing there when London did her trick on Maddie? Find out in this FanFic! Diclaimer: Does it look like I own Suite Life? NOO
Suite Life series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,057 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/24/2006 - Published: 4/26/2006
Odds and Ends by n33n reviews
Enter Sirius: Sirius scratched his bum rather loudly, a habit he had acquired over the years that, oddly enough, helped him think and remember things. And James: “Is it contagious? I have a feeling I got it from you…” [DONE] SEQUEL COMING.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,820 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/21/2006 - Published: 6/5/2006 - James P., Sirius B. - Complete
Bits and Pieces by n33n reviews
VIII: 'Here, try this,' Sirius said and threw over a bright blue, voluptuous bra. It tangled itself into James’s already messy hair.' Erm. EVEN MORE awkward? [COMPLETE]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,150 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/16/2006 - Published: 6/3/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
April Fool's by lemonsensei reviews
To James and Sirius, April Fool’s Day was practically a holiday devoted to themselves. PG for language
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,398 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/11/2006 - James P., Sirius B. - Complete
Operation Polyjuice by Marauder Madness reviews
What do you get when you cross Marauders with Polyjuice Potion and strands of teachers hair? Caos. read to find out. OneShot. please RR.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,997 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/3/2006 - James P., Sirius B. - Complete
Impromptu inspection by The Next Marauder reviews
What happens when McGonagall conducts an 'Impromptu inspection' on the Marauders dorm? Read on to find out! OneShot. Please RR!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,626 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/27/2006 - James P., Sirius B. - Complete
From the Diary of Draco Malfoy by ShadesofWhite reviews
That's right...I have to keep this journal, and write in it everyday. Being a Malfoy sucks, ya know?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,176 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 5/24/2006 - Published: 2/16/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Shut up and kiss Me by pink-werewolf reviews
A cute Lily and James story formally a oneshot now, who knows. what happens when they go for a walk? Completely dialogue. Interesting, I swear. LEJP obviously. R&R please. Finally done. Used to be moony's girl 06
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,467 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/22/2006 - Published: 5/9/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
His Quilted Northern by polka-dotted-pengiuns reviews
Lily Evans despises James Potter. Law of nature, no? But thanks to a reluctantly enlightening conversation with Remus Lupin, Lily Evans is forced to see that James Potter, the metaphorical toilet paper on the bottom of her shoe, isn't as bad as she though
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,816 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/20/2006 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Harry's First Word by Hippie Jade reviews
Exactly what it says on the tin, well, title…Part one of the Harry’s First series. Harry’s first word lands poor James in trouble.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 357 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 38 - Published: 5/17/2006 - Harry P., James P. - Complete
The Big Question by The Werewolf Mage reviews
James enlists Sirius to help him prepare his proposal to Lily. Maybe he picked the wrong person.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 767 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/10/2006 - James P., Sirius B. - Complete
Dumbledore and his Lemon Drops by The Next Marauder reviews
Ever thought Dumbledore got a bit out of hand with his Lemon Drops? A little parody about this. OneShot. Read and Review!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,633 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/2/2006 - Albus D. - Complete
Know Your Stars Suite Life Style! by Soul of Hell reviews
the title says it all... Chapters 5 and 6 up!
Suite Life series - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 1,206 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/1/2006 - Published: 3/20/2006
What's Your Name? by strawberryfinn reviews
[COMPLETE]. Bob and Zack challenge Tapeworm and Cody to a test to see who can pick up girls faster. Oneshot. Songfic to What's Your Name? by Jesse McCartney.
Suite Life series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,410 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/30/2006 - Complete
Bloody Hell by Cynicism and Happiness reviews
Harry and his friends are grown up. Draco is a Death Eater on the run. Narcissa comes into play. And Voldemort...just read the story. Continuation of my series.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 13,939 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/24/2006 - Published: 3/28/2006 - Draco M., Voldemort - Complete
A New Kind of Love by Josie Brassfield reviews
This is a oneshot fic about the day that Harry was born. It's mostly a few humorous situations that happen to Sirius on his way to St. Mungo's. Touching ending.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 822 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Published: 4/21/2006 - Sirius B., James P. - Complete
Harry goes to the Doctor by Happiness is A Virtue reviews
James and Sirius take Harry to the Doctor ... a muggle doctor, so Why is Sirius dressed like a cowboy with pink hair and what does the doctor have to that makes Sirius and James speachless.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,559 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/19/2006 - James P., Sirius B. - Complete
I Do by Eye Heart Music reviews
Fifteen year old Lily goes to sleep one night, despising James Potter, but when she wakes up. . .Lily still despises James Potter. . .it's just. . .she's eighteen and engaged to him. . .
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 35,674 - Reviews: 300 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 4/18/2006 - Published: 12/25/2005 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Kiss The Girl: Harry's Idea by LilyTilyBoo KittyKattyBoo reviews
After hearing how his parents first kiss went, he takes a page out of Sirius and Remus book and give his Ron and Hermione a hand....RH Sequel to Kiss the Girl.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,923 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/10/2006 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
Physical Education Horror by says who reviews
It's Hermione's seventh year, and a new class is added to the Hogwarts curriculum. Physical Education. Hermione doesn't mind playing sports, but with the professor assigned to teach the classes,she isn't so sure about it. DHr fic. VERY OOC
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,167 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 3/29/2006 - Published: 1/10/2006 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Hermione in the middle by Jiyuu-5 reviews
Two Malfoys and they both look same, their voices are same. Will Hermione be able to know who is who or even who is she talking to?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 17,831 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 3/20/2006 - Published: 2/13/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G.
A very scary question by HermioneLuvsRon reviews
Ron has a crush on Hermione. Will he have the nerve to ask her out? RonHermione ships. Coplete. Reiviews are loved:
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 539 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/14/2006 - Published: 2/11/2006 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Like Father, Like Son by Fantasy Lord of Morgoth reviews
AU I think. Harry finds a secret room filled with things that belonged to the Marauders includind boxes full of records of their pranks and mischief. What happens when he, Ron, Hermione, and Ginny follow in their footsteps. a little GWHP
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 286 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/11/2006 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Two Princes and A Pirate by Christy Tortland reviews
Leia has to decide who to marry for the better of the galaxy: Prince Xizor or Prince Isolder. But will she follow what the galaxy wants, or will she follow her own heart? HanLeia. Please R&R!
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,093 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/23/2006 - Leia O., Han S. - Complete
No Magic Allowed by Cynicism and Happiness reviews
Harry and his friends are placed in a group with Snape and Malfoy to live like Muggles in the same house for a month. They have some interesting experiences, involving a fire hydrant, a Mercedes Benz, and Muggle clothing
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 15,067 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 2/22/2006 - Published: 2/6/2006 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
A Solo To Be Named Later by QueenOfAces reviews
Han and Leia discuss names for their firstborn child. Playfulness and frustration ensue!
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,557 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/19/2006 - Han S., Leia O. - Complete
The Broom Closet Plots by vyrastra reviews
In a fit of desperation Pansy locks Draco and Hermione in the Room of Requirement. Unfortunately she’s taken a lesson from Harry’s muggle fairy tales, and… kissing becomes the “key?” Written for the 2006 Dramione VDay Exchange.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,591 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 15 - Published: 2/15/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Fun and Games With Animagi by lilJunebug reviews
What did the Animagis Marauders do for fun? Click here and you will find out. No Wormtail included. Please Read and Review. This is my first fanfiction. It is cute, adorable 2 year old Harry included and funny.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 402 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/3/2006 - James P., Harry P.
Dumbledore’s Alternative Ending by Hippie Jade reviews
Dumbledore reveals his love for the ‘Snowman’, refuses to die, Harry decides to leg it and Snape and McGonagall search in vain for the plot. Oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 455 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/27/2006 - Albus D., Harry P. - Complete
Kiss The Girl by LilyTilyBoo KittyKattyBoo reviews
From The Little Mermaid Kiss The Girl. James and Lily's first kiss...with singing from the great Sirius and co.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,535 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/26/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Fingers by BlueSparx reviews
Short RC one shot. Christine had never learnt how to play the piano...
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 731 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 10 - Published: 1/20/2006 - Christine, Raoul - Complete
Girl talk by ChocoholicMonkeyfish reviews
Ron and Harry overhear something they wish they never had. A quick oneshot, I thought up after a horrific experience.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,140 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/6/2006 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Daughter of Darkness by dracos-beautygirl reviews
COMPLETED! Her past was a mystery. Her future was unknown. But her love for him was undeniable. Then why was she destined to destroy him?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,942 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/2/2006 - Published: 9/6/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
Attack of the Facial Flaws by evilrabidplotbunnies reviews
Oneshot. A wave of acne sweeps through Hogwarts! No one can escape! What will they do?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,498 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/28/2005 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
A Merry Little Christmas by IcyPanther reviews
A sidestory to PC. It's Little!Draco's first Christmas with Harry and Hermione and you can bet that it isn't going to be the quietest time. Let the Christmas fun begin!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,527 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 14 - Published: 12/23/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
6,972 Time Lucky by Two Drunk Elves reviews
Double, double, toil and trouble...what do you get when you mix essence of Lily, James extract and just a touch of Felix Felicis? WARNING: Extremely explosive mixture. Read at own risk. Dragonhide attire recommmended.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,511 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/21/2005 - Published: 12/4/2005 - James P., Lily Evans P.
12 Days of Christmas by Gianna Reede reviews
The Song: The 12 Days of Christmas, Harry Potter Style. I was in the shower and this just popped into my head. :
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 438 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/17/2005 - Complete
10 Ways to annoy Draco by PurpleWings reviews
Just some funny ways to annoy Draco Malfoy
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 120 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/6/2005 - Draco M. - Complete
Smudge by Two Drunk Elves reviews
There is a smudge. A smudge. A SMUDGE! On my charms essay. Potter is DEAD. My perfect essay. RUINED with a SMUDGE.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,553 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/4/2005 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
The Princess Strikes Back by LadyOfTheCelticLand reviews
PostStar WarsBooks: Leia comes home to find Han sleeping, after he's had a looong, and bad, day...when she tries to cheer him up, she discovers a distasteful secret. Luke pranks Leia, and the princess gets revenge...fluffy ficlet! PLEASE R&R!
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,008 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/18/2005 - Leia O., Han S. - Complete
In the Rain by Weird Not Boring reviews
To this day, Lily Evans won’t admit why she did it. She claimed brief insanity or a lapse of judgement, but the next thing she knew, James Potter pulled her outside and she was watching him frolic in the rain, soaked to the bone. Epilogue added!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,172 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 11/7/2005 - Published: 7/21/2005 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Gryffindor Girls by littlexlotte reviews
After Hermione and Viktor Krum break up, she wants to change her ways. Blaise, Draco, Harry and Ron all notice a difference and compete for her attention.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 22,479 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 11/6/2005 - Published: 8/21/2005 - Draco M.
Gossip by ShiverBoo reviews
Strange, completely screwed up oneshot with absolutely no plot whatsoever. Have fun, please read and review!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 794 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/26/2005 - Minerva M., Voldemort - Complete
Shrek's Christmas by Jarel Kortan reviews
Christmas carolers stop by Shrek's home to sing some classic carols with a Shrek twist. Please read and Review. AN: what's in here was on the CD and was voiced by the actors themselves
Shrek - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,276 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Published: 10/15/2005 - Complete
Men Will Be Boys by Jedi Trace reviews
PostNJO humor vignette. While planning a Life Day party for Ben, Luke and friends are introduced to things called Action Figures.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,324 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/11/2005 - Luke S., Han S. - Complete
Padfoot goes to the vets by Aeronwy reviews
Thanks to the British climate Padfoot has a cold and Moony has a solution. AU. Humour. Set during OotP. Rating to be safe.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,034 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/28/2005 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Isn't That Me? by drop.a.heart.break.a.name reviews
Disaster strikes! Hermione wakes up one morning to find herself in the body of...Draco! Draco wakes up and find himself in the body of Hermione! This can't be good...can it? DMHG fanfic! i suck at summaries...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,787 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 9/23/2005 - Published: 12/16/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Hey Dad by Lady Jaye1 reviews
Han goes where no father should NEVER ever go. WARNING: Hanness, blackmail, language, slight sexual innuendos, possible extortion... COMPLETE
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 24,206 - Reviews: 382 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 9/5/2005 - Published: 5/1/2005 - Han S., Luke S. - Complete
DARE by sweeetP reviews
one empty house...6 teens...one keg of butterbeer...can only add up to a lot of fun!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,188 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/1/2005 - Published: 8/30/2005
My Love by evilrabidplotbunnies reviews
The teaching staff of Hogwarts had love polygons... And then there was Draco Malfoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 8,791 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/28/2005 - Published: 8/25/2005 - Draco M., Minerva M. - Complete
Lost and HumiliatedAbe's Revenge by evilrabidplotbunnies reviews
Oneshot, Complete! Hilarious story about Dumbledore involving him getting chased by a chihuahua, a raging bull, a women's nightdress, and an army of McGonagalls! Please read and review!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 682 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/26/2005 - Albus D., Minerva M. - Complete
Reality by Trinka reviews
ALTERNATE UNIVERSE! Ginny is convinced to be in a reality show against her better judgement. Who is the hunk all the women are fighting over? We know him. We love him. But in my story, Ginny's never met him. Mild language. COMPLETE. Sequel started.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 107,803 - Reviews: 1867 - Favs: 661 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 7/15/2005 - Published: 5/27/2004 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
Random Harry Potter Junk by Jenny and Clem and That Lot reviews
Just read it or Clemmy eat your knickers. [Jenny can't be held responsible for this, as it is written by Clemmy the lunatic]
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,312 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Updated: 4/17/2005 - Published: 1/2/2005
She's A Pirate by BlueSparx reviews
Jack has a surprise for Will and Elizabeth, but one which forces Will to make the biggest decision of his life...First fanfic so be nice! WE pairing R&R!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,379 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 4/9/2005 - Published: 4/7/2004
Erised means Desire by TheLittleFreak reviews
And what do they desire? Let's find out! I, the Author, delve deep(ok, not so deep for some) into the psyche of HP characters with the help from everyone's favorite Mirror. PLEASE REVIEW!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,640 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/13/2005
Playing House by thepip reviews
James! OY! GUESS WHAT! THERE'S A BOOK ABOUT US!- - - So what, Sirius? - - - JAMES! LILY LOVES YOU!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,599 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 11/28/2004 - Published: 11/19/2004 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Lily plus James by Lils-X reviews
James' parents are travelling and he has to stay a few weeks in Lily's house. JL lovehate
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,095 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/20/2004 - Published: 1/30/2004 - James P., Lily Evans P.
that STUPID WEASLEY CLOCK! by TheLittleFreak reviews
Molly's all alone in the kitchen when she catches a glimpse of her clock. RHr implied, but the hysterics and hilarity are ALL Molly. read and review, puh-leeeese
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 762 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/15/2004 - Molly W., Ron W.
Harry and the Marauders by BlueGryphon reviews
Things are even more dangerous for Harry than usual, so Dumbledore sends him to the only place he'll be safe - the past. He happens to end up at a certain time. Lots of pranks and humour. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 30,769 - Reviews: 330 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 3/20/2004 - Published: 12/21/2003 - Harry P., James P. - Complete
July 31, 1980 by Padfoot the Marauder reviews
Just look at the title! If that date doesn’t ring a bell, I don’t know what will... and someone needs to smack you over the head with a shovel.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,160 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/22/2004 - Published: 2/14/2004 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Dreaming by kewlausgirl reviews
This one chapter story is based on the song Clocks by Coldplay. Tink sets out on an adventure to show us what the Harry Potter world and Peter Pan world is all about.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,579 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Published: 2/7/2004 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
24 Hour Party by mindless360 reviews
What happens when the sorting hat and the head of the school get a little drunk on sorting day? Short, funny, pointless. R&R please!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 880 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/1/2004
The Marauder's Map by Simxp reviews
Remember in the third year when the Marauder's map insults Snape? Ever since then, Harry has been thinking about what it means for him. Does it mean that the Marauder's personalities are embedded in the map? And could he bring back his Dad? [SUSPENDED
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,968 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 1/5/2004 - Published: 11/26/2003
Just A Paragraph by angelofboox reviews
This is the first thing I have ever written. It's JUST A PARAGRAPH and it seems pointless. And it is. It does not have a point. ENJOY! :) (Disclaimer: I own nothing)
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 203 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/3/2004 - Hermione G., Ron W.
Cuffed by BeadsOfGrace reviews
FINAL CHAPTER UP MAKE SURE TO READ AN During Muggle Studies, a rather...interesting accident occurs, which results in Draco and Hermione being handcuffed together...romance blooms
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 37,554 - Reviews: 747 - Favs: 491 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 12/17/2003 - Published: 12/7/2003 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Letter To The Editor by Moxy reviews
Voldemort writes a letter to the editor of the Daily Prophet.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 583 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 13 - Published: 11/18/2003
Childhood Quandaries by American Mione reviews
This is meant to be pointless and funny! Turn back now if you don't like that kind of story! Okay, for those of you who aren't frightened, enjoy my story about a certain villian's childhood problems!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,301 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/23/2003 - Voldemort - Complete
The Funny Thing About Chinese Food by kelpa reviews
Harry, Hermione, Draco and Ginny have dinner at a Chinese restaurant and the boys show there knowledge of Chinese food
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 873 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/5/2003
The VoldemortDumbledore Conversation by TheEmperor reviews
What happens when Dumbledore invites Lord Voldemort to tea? What do "Bertie Bott's Every Flavor Beans" have to do with your outlook on life? And 100 invisible Death Eaters...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,012 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/4/2003 - Voldemort, Albus D.
Voldemort's Theme by ezrajade reviews
Yep-another, pointless little parody. WE found it funny, but hey, nobody said we were sane now, did they? Please read and reply!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 992 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 4 - Published: 2/28/2003 - Harry P., Voldemort
We're On The Air by Me reviews
When Danny, Becky, & some guests are stuck in an elevator, Stephanie tries to host "Wake Up, San Francisco"
Full House - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,029 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/6/2002
Therapy by Evadne reviews
Harry and Voldemort get some much needed help...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,057 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 37 - Published: 7/17/2002 - Complete
Do You Insure Eight-Year-Old Drivers?" by Me reviews
A telemarketer calls at the end of Episode 064, "Honey, I Broke the House," by Kim Weiskopf. He gets the runaround big time.
Full House - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,840 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/7/2002
Harry Potter and the Movie by Mrs Grim reviews
*P* Harry Potter and friends watch the Harry Potter movie...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,784 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 12/28/2001 - Published: 11/23/2001 - Harry P., Draco M.
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I Got A Girlfriend For Christmas! reviews
It's Christmas eve and Sirius makes a playful wish. On Christmas morning he wakes up and finds out that his wish comes true! What does he do? Will he and his new girlfriend fall in love? What about James and Lily? and how will others react? plz r&r!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,302 - Reviews: 15 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/18/2007 - Published: 12/14/2006 - Sirius B.
The Day of the Dead reviews
Dumbledore announces that a Mexican school invited 16 students to come to Mexico to celebrate the day of the dead! And none other that the Marauders are going! Full of fun, scary stuff, mean ghosts, pesky mosquitoes and the Chupracabra! R&R! JL SOC ROC
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,291 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/7/2007 - Published: 9/30/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P.
The Marauders Guide To Surviving Hogwarts reviews
Hi! It's Padfoot, Moony and Prongs here to give you a special guide with tips and stuff to help you get through Hogwarts, so please read this, and reveiw it so our lovely writer, and us Marauders will write another chapter!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,800 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 4/2/2007 - Published: 5/15/2006 - James P., Sirius B.
The Marauders and the Wrath of Sims 2 reviews
After completing a bet James and his friends play with a game from the future called Sims 2, all of a sudden they get zapped into the game! Will they get back? Will James and Lily keep their head positions? Who is behind this? And Will Romance ensue? Read
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,854 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 1/5/2007 - Published: 8/7/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Lily and James: The Real Story: Year One reviews
One in a soon to be series. What were Lily and James days in Hogwarts like? Here is my story, this fic in the series is based on their 1st year. Very funny!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,900 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 11/30/2006 - Published: 4/16/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Dancing With The Stars: Hogwarts Style! reviews
Just like the show, reveiwers get to vote! RW&HGr HP&GW R&R! Very funny, behind the scenes chapters too! A MUST READ!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,081 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/14/2006 - Published: 3/6/2006 - Hermione G., Ron W.
The Start of a New Beginning reviews
Sequel to My Tutor Is My Crush! Ok, if you have not read My Tutor is My crush I suggest you read it before reading this. It is pretty much post hogwarts and Ron proposes to Hermione and there is more you just have to R&R to find out!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,934 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/29/2006 - Published: 5/15/2006 - Hermione G., Ron W.
Helping Him reviews
Draco is being chased by a new dark lord. He seeks Hermione for help, but when he gets there, Hermione finds him unconscious, in a pool of his own blood on her door step, want to know more, R&R angsty post hogwarts rated for language and a lot of blood
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,420 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/22/2006 - Published: 6/19/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Not So Accidental Banishment reviews
Sequel to Accidental Banishment if you haven't read it, read it now or you get confused. Draco and Hermione come back and send thier friends to the island to teach them a lesson on 'unity' very funny! DMHG RWPP GWHP GWBZ
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,066 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/17/2006 - Published: 6/9/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G.
The Dream Bug! reviews
Lois was having a bad day, she get's bitten by a bug, what she doesn't know is that the bug's venom has a serum that controls dreams. Soon Lois's dreams become nightmares, the only problem is, Lois can't wake up or she dies! What will Superman do? Read to
Lois and Clark - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 976 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/13/2006
Accidental Banishment reviews
McGonagall was throwing a party Hermione and Draco arrived late not in perfect condition Ron 'thought' he knew a spell to clean them up but he mixed up the spell and accidentily said a banishment spell. What will happen? Read to find out!COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,048 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 6/9/2006 - Published: 1/24/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
My Tutor is My Crush! reviews
COMPLETE!The first 7th year exams are today Ron Freaks out and fails, then Hermione is chosen for his tutor. Then Harry and Ginny find a connection between them and try to get them together. Then Draco steps into the matter R&Hr.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 21,668 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 5/15/2006 - Published: 1/24/2006 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
Will you be my Valentine Hermione? reviews
COMPLETED!Hogwarts is throwing a valentine ball and Hermione doesn't have a date. Myrtle finds out and tells all the 7th year boys that she is desperate. And Hermione ends up with a secret admirer LOTS of them!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,617 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 5/8/2006 - Published: 2/3/2006 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Sleepyside Mystery reviews
ON HOLDFor all the Trixie Belden fans out there, this is a JimTrixie BrianHoney MartDi romance Jim askes Trixie out also a mystery which I can't give away so read and you will find out. For those who have never heard of T.B go ahead and read and I'll give
Book X-overs - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,435 - Reviews: 11 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/15/2006 - Published: 4/4/2006
The Extremely Boring Story reviews
Ok this is a pretty boring story so don't read...April Fool! actually it's really a funny oneshot about April Fools day at Hogwarts A Must Read! Disclaimer: I don't own Harry Potter
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 501 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 4/4/2006 - Complete
Muggle Mall Maddness reviews
ONESHOT Hermione and Ginny go to a muggle mall to shop for clothes and stuff. Ginny has no idea how muggle shopping works. story better and funnier than summary A must Read! my 4th fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,386 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/22/2006 - Hermione G., Ginny W. - Complete
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