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What was that, nurse? Time for me to get back in my straight jacket? Now watch me turn into Houdini.

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Rook Island Sunset by Mau Caleb reviews
[Far Cry 3] Vaas receives a batch of girls from Doug, but only three of them are quality. The fourth needs work. Turning her into an ideal slave? It would be Vaas's pleasure. Alexander, on the other hand, just wants to get out alive. [Vaas x OC] [M for a reason - profuse profanity, violence, sexual themes, torture, drug & alcohol usage, etc...] [pre-game timeframe]
Far Cry - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,942 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 7/10/2017 - Published: 2/25/2015 - Vaas M., OC
Stockholm syndrome (FR) by Badi-otaku reviews
Phénomène psychologique où des otages partageant longtemps la vie de leurs geôliers développent une empathie, voire une sympathie, ou une contagion émotionnelle avec ces derniers. Far Cry 3. Rated M pour: mauvais langage, violence/ torture, drogue, sexe... Chapitres: 39/40.
Far Cry - Rated: M - French - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 39 - Words: 119,359 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 10/3/2016 - Published: 7/26/2014 - Vaas M., OC
Stormy Weather in Paradise by Invisible Ranger reviews
Five years later, the connection between Kruger and Lorelei remains strong, despite the space and obstacles between them. Even in a seemingly perfect world, danger is never far away. Can a girl from Elysium possibly contend with the most dangerous man alive? Paradise Years #2.
Elysium - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 49,318 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 7/7/2015 - Published: 5/30/2014 - C.M. Kruger, OC
Human, All Too Human by Invisible Ranger reviews
What happens when a curious robot with the mind of a precocious young child gets into an embarrassing situation? It's time for Mommy to do some explaining about the facts of life. Missing scene from the film; oneshot.
Chappie - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,509 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/15/2015 - Chappie, Yolandi - Complete
A Long Way From Paradise by Invisible Ranger reviews
Kruger, Crowe and Drake, the Oryx Squadron, get sent home to South Africa on what they think is a routine op...only to find that Delacourt's 5-year-old niece, Lorelei, has decided to stow away in the Raven. Getting her back home safely soon becomes the least of their worries. Retitled, now suitably Krugerized and dark. Paradise Years #1. COMPLETE!
Elysium - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 21 - Words: 70,360 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 5/23/2014 - Published: 3/3/2014 - C.M. Kruger, OC - Complete
Crossing the Line by A Pisces Alone reviews
A prelude to Red Eye from Jackson's perspective, detailing his surveillance of Lisa after six weeks. Part II: movie events...with a twist. Part III: the aftermath of the flight... what really might have happened.
Red Eye - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 31 - Words: 86,375 - Reviews: 709 - Favs: 386 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 2/9/2012 - Published: 6/15/2006 - Jack R., Lisa R. - Complete
Vide Cor Meum by EmpireX reviews
The evolution of a sexual relationship.
Red Eye - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,951 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 17 - Published: 11/7/2009 - Complete
Safety reviews
He had told her there was no such thing as safety. Two years after her escape from the Rook Islands, a young woman's past comes back to haunt her. [FAR CRY 3. Vaas x OC. Rated M for profanity, sexual shenanigans, and generally Vaas being himself. Let's-Just-Imagine-the-Events-of-the-Game-Never-Happened Verse]
Far Cry - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 17 - Words: 59,001 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 3/13 - Published: 2/15/2015 - Vaas M., OC