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Joined 07-23-01, id: 97509, Profile Updated: 08-23-11
Author has written 21 stories for X-Files, Buffy: The Vampire Slayer, Harry Potter, Pirates of the Caribbean, Doctor Who, House, M.D., and Mentalist.

Been writing fic since 2001 - started out with a buttload of X-Files Doggett/Scully smut and have now moved on to Buffy (mostly Spike/Tara), Harry Potter, a quick detour into Pirates of the Caribbean, and now I'm all about Nine/Rose and Doctor Who.

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ice blue by clairebare reviews
a new case for jane proves almost too interesting.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Mystery - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,708 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 1/11 - Published: 12/27/2013 - Patrick J., Teresa L., Kimball C.
Quid Pro Quo by UnbreakBroken reviews
Post Red John's Footsteps. Red John doesn't take too kindly to the death of Sheriff Hardy.
Mentalist - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 23,006 - Reviews: 260 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 7/3/2013 - Published: 11/20/2009 - Teresa L., Patrick J.
Waiting by DidoTwite reviews
The shoes were a sign, and Lisbon had been waiting for a sign.
Mentalist - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,596 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 5/2/2013 - Published: 4/27/2013 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Another Time, Another Place by Lothiriel84 reviews
Five times Jane and Lisbon are forced to share a motel room.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 712 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/2/2013 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
28-3-08 by RoxieFlash reviews
"Oh, please please please," he hurls them towards the date where nothing happened, and prays.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,084 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/23/2013 - [9th Doctor, 10th Doctor, Rose T.] - Complete
Blind Spot by Idan reviews
"You let these beautiful, mysterious women suck you in and play you, thinking you're playing them. It's your greatest weakness, and Red John knows it. So do I. Everyone does but you." Follow-up to There Will Be Blood, 5x16. Lisbon tries to enlighten Jane, but things don't go as she planned.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,532 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/14/2013 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
Drunken Uncle by Hayseed Socrates reviews
Jane gives Rigsby a hand - Jane/Lisbon if you squint. Just a little one shot from Rigsby's POV. Inspired by the time Rigsby referred to Jane as their "drunken uncle." Light inner monologue with a touch of bittersweet angst. Hope you enjoy it.
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,355 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/17/2013 - Patrick J., Wayne R. - Complete
Lost and Found by SomethingBlue42 reviews
Van Pelt loses her orgasm. Jane helps her find it.
Mentalist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,404 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/25/2013 - Grace vP., Patrick J. - Complete
The Science of You by harmless sociopath reviews
The lack of sound in the room is something that could be described as silence from an external point of view, but their minds and hearts, although that would be denied by either one of them are racing. sequel to "the Irene Adler Files"
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,219 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/17/2012 - Irene A., Sherlock H. - Complete
The Mentalist: Red Haze by Donnamour1969 reviews
Pre-series fic. When Jane first joined the Serious Crimes Unit, he was a different man. This story traces how the team, and especially Lisbon, help him to rise above the tragedy of his recent past. Angst/Humor/Jisbon romance. Rated T/M for adult content and some language.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 46,689 - Reviews: 276 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 9/9/2012 - Published: 7/22/2012 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Nothing but the Truth by Rothelena reviews
Another hearing where Lisbon has to justify her actions- but the DA follows his personal vendetta, and Lisbon finds herself confessing things she intended to keep buried... Rated M! A litte PWP. Dedicated to Country2776!
Mentalist - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,448 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/18/2012 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
more first than sun more last than star by Cora Clavia reviews
It's his last chance to kiss Kate Beckett.
Castle - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,410 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 14 - Published: 7/15/2012 - Kate B., Rick C. - Complete
The Return Of Russian Beckett by Cora Clavia reviews
Written for the Kink Meme on LJ.
Castle - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,876 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 60 - Published: 7/5/2012 - Kate B., Rick C. - Complete
I like to keep some things to myself by harmless sociopath reviews
He can tell the things she's done and the places she's been from the marks on her skin, but there are some things that she had rather not shared with him.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,116 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 23 - Published: 4/23/2012 - Irene A., Sherlock H. - Complete
Summer Burns Red by Unbeautifully-Broken reviews
Kimball Cho is a very serious-minded person. Summer Edgecombe is not.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,460 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/10/2012 - Kimball C., Summer E. - Complete
i'm in here by mia101 reviews
Cho and Summer figure one another out, for better or for worse. Rated T/M for the possibility in later chapters. Post 4x08.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,610 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 2/4/2012 - Published: 12/20/2011 - Kimball C.
Remembrance by Olfactory-Ventriloquism reviews
Missing scene from end of Fugue in Red. Lisbon helps Jane with the return of his memories. This is not overtly romantic, as the show has always played down that aspect, but the undercurrents are there.
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 565 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/12/2012 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
It Wants Your Blood by Kansas42 reviews
Cho has four conversations about Summer, and five conversations with her. Takes place sometime after "Fugue in Red."
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,514 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 24 - Published: 1/5/2012 - Kimball C. - Complete
Things That Go Bump in the Night by were-fan reviews
It's time for Shereen's Annual Halloween Costume party. Rose is determined to go - and soon just as determined to leave. AU 9/Rose with a touch of Jack & a smidgeon of Shereen. M for chapts 4 & 5.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,503 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 12/31/2011 - Published: 10/1/2011 - 9th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
Where Do We Go From Here by LilyWafiq reviews
One wild night can lead to so much more. Lisbon/Jane
Mentalist - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 25,967 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 11/9/2011 - Published: 6/12/2010 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
The Random Factor by Jessa L'Rynn reviews
Behind a secret door, there is a being of whimsy and mystique. Open that door and anything can happen, anything at all. A storehouse of wonder and mad ideas, take a peek inside, if you dare. No two adventures are the same and it's still not mine.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 11,421 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 8/11/2011 - Published: 6/23/2008
Retreat by Bluebird's Grace reviews
He should have known from her eyes, from the moment when they finally escaped from that planet and returned to the TARDIS, that the downtime between adventures would go a little differently this go-around.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,076 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/28/2011 - 9th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
Unusual Confessions by CrazilyRandom reviews
Grace is in love with Rigsby. She doesn't want to admit it. Jane gets bored. What happens? Well...
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,117 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/16/2011 - Grace vP., Wayne R. - Complete
If I Profane by Alethnya reviews
One-Shot. Early Series One. The Doctor and Rose spend a day at a fun fair. Midway games, not-walruses & UST abound.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,821 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/16/2011 - 9th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
No Fixed Abode by Funky In Fishnet reviews
Hatter's a man with a foothold in two worlds. But there's only one Alice.
Alice, 2009 - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,927 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/16/2011 - Hatter, Alice H. - Complete
Sorted: A 'Forever' Missing Reel by Casy Dee reviews
This is a smutty lemon excerpt from ch 39 of 'Forever.' Can stand alone. One-shot. Hatter and Alice had a rough night and have to stay over at her mom's, and Hatter's feeling the need for sexual healing... too bad Carol's in the next room!
Alice, 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,856 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/28/2011 - Alice H., Hatter - Complete
Handstands by Jessa L'Rynn reviews
Rose takes a tumble and the Doctor falls with her. Together, they fall farther.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,774 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 1/9/2011 - Published: 1/2/2011 - 9th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
Scaring Horses aka Get It, Rose! by Gorramit Girl reviews
Rose drags a bewildered Doctor back to the TARDIS, cutting their day at an alien market short. The Doctor doesn't know what she's up to, but he's a smart guy. He'll figure it out, sooner or later.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,644 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/8/2010 - [9th Doctor, Rose T.] - Complete
Finger On Your Trigger by Roach Patrol reviews
"The only difference between men and boys is the size of their toys." Or, that one time Rose had to get a little too familiar with the Doctor's sonic screwdriver and neither of them mentioned the incident ever again. Well, the Doctor didn't, anyway
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,973 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/12/2010 - Rose T., 9th Doctor
The Next Step by Rianick reviews
Rose has just held her Dad's hand as he died. The Doctor comforts her. Very Mature.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,533 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/8/2010 - 9th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
Sailors Take Warning by forthecoast reviews
The collapse of a house of cards. Jane, Lisbon, and the truth that comes between them. Post S2 finale.
Mentalist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,548 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/29/2010 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Something in Between by yaba reviews
"You know me so well," she replies sarcastically, nearly choking on the coffee when he leans closer to her, impish grin in place. "Now I know you even better." After an unexpected turn of events, Jane and Lisbon come to an understanding. Post 2.15.
Mentalist - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,900 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/11/2010 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
The Possibilities Are Endless by 6' j.s.m '9 reviews
With Patrick Jane and Teresa Lisbon, the possibilities really are endless! A collection of one-shots, ranging from the sweet, to the hot, to the just plain insane
Mentalist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,603 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 7/10/2010 - Published: 2/18/2010 - Patrick J., Teresa L.
After the Fall by chocolatebearturk reviews
When Alice is found, she is also lost. From hospital to home, she struggles to say farewell to the people that haunt her dreams.
Alice, 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,007 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 15 - Published: 7/4/2010 - Alice H., Hatter - Complete
Awakenings by forthecoast reviews
Every woman has her secrets. Or, five things Jane doesn't know about Lisbon. Yet.
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,618 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 38 - Published: 6/24/2010 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Belonging by catesy reviews
After many long hours of conversation, they both decided he would just come live in her world. Now all that's left to do is pack up the things worth keeping.
Alice, 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,127 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/16/2010 - Alice H., Hatter - Complete
How to control your consultant by Tinuviel Rose reviews
This story kind of got away from me so I decided to change the title. Lisbon explores new ways of keeping Patrick Jane in line.
Mentalist - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,597 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 6/9/2010 - Published: 6/6/2010 - Patrick J., Teresa L.
Inner nightmare by Chiisana Minako reviews
Sometimes we don't know we are capable of something until we do it. Lisbon didn't think she would ever change her mind, until she did. Rated T for swearing and violence, spoilers for 2x08. Jane/Lisbon. - COMPLETE.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,387 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/31/2010 - Published: 5/18/2010 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Gentle by BEN-Beyond the Elusive Nomads reviews
"You're scaring me," she whispered...He smiled sadly, "I can be gentle," he whispered, "I can take away this fear. Just let me love you. Let me worship you like you deserve." Spuffy, part of the Buffy Shuffle Series.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 685 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/8/2010 - Spike, Buffy S. - Complete
The Red Wine Cellar by Tinuviel Rose reviews
Jane & Lisbon get locked in a wine cellar and things heat up after they have a bit too much to drink well the alternative is dying of thirst or hypothermia so who could blame them . Not much of a plot, pointless fluff really but I enjoyed writing it.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,133 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/26/2010 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
how swiftly we choose it by forthecoast reviews
She never says 'I told you so.' It's always next time. -- Lisbon, Jane, and the progression of a non relationship.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,453 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/21/2010 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
Mind boggling by Chiisana Minako reviews
Patrick Jane’s mind is powerful. He can trick pretty much everyone, can’t he? But unfortunately for him, not even his self-assured persona is immune to the sneakiness of his own mind; especially when it comes to Lisbon. -Oneshot.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,192 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/15/2010 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Just One of Those Days by Jessa L'Rynn reviews
It's one of those days, one of those adventures, and the Doctor knows it when he and Rose are arrested for what they're wearing. Where they are and where he thought they'd be are two different places and today's reaction is dangerous amusement.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,433 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/14/2010 - 9th Doctor, Rose T.
Voluminous by Rina-the-Brave reviews
Collection of one shots and short stories prompted by a kink or a word. Rated for sexual content. Collaboration with Mr.PatrickLee. Chp1: Comfort.
Mentalist - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 23,986 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 3/17/2010 - Published: 12/4/2009 - Patrick J., Teresa L.
Xenonymphomania by Olfactory-Ventriloquism reviews
Every one has a different definition of "insanity", and truly crazy things can happen when those ideas collide with the Doctor's party.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,893 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/13/2010 - 9th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
No One Here But Us Dormice by Roach Patrol reviews
In the aftermath of the latest piece of the Time War, the tenth Doctor finds a moment to attend his own personal mad tea party... or is it his own wake? Regardless: the Eighth, Ninth and Tenth Doctors, set during the last part of the End Of Time.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,032 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/24/2010 - 10th Doctor, 9th Doctor - Complete
Their Action Adventure by ninetastic reviews
Set after 'The Long Game', the duo is forced to rethink their relationship, thanks to a massage and a very scary giraffe.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,819 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/1/2010 - Published: 1/27/2010 - Rose T., 9th Doctor - Complete
A Meeting of Minds by House Calls reviews
What would happen if two of the most observant people were to cross paths? The Mentalist/House crossover. Now 100% complete and re-posted due to author error !
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,129 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 1/11/2010 - Published: 4/14/2009 - Patrick J. - Complete
In Absentia by Ebony10 reviews
Jane has a day off- a circumstance which leads to interesting happenings. Maybe not in the way one would think. No full on sex, but sexual situations. Is that still M?
Mentalist - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,988 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/2/2010 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
One Day in a Spaceship by Phlogistics reviews
When Andrew is four, he is abducted by aliens. He thinks this is really, really cool. One-shot.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 888 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Published: 12/27/2009 - Andrew, 10th Doctor - Complete
Manta Rays and Memory Loss by The Septillionaire reviews
A woman is found strangled and the only person with any clue to who killed her can't remember who he is. But that's not all; Lisbon somehow lost ten hours of memory herself the night before and woke up somewhere she did and didn't want to be...
Mentalist - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 20,194 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 12/24/2009 - Published: 8/19/2009 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Mistletoe and Reindeer Antlers by hardly loquacious reviews
Just a little holiday fun around the CBI offices. Jane/Lisbon, but the rest of the team also makes an appearance
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,247 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/23/2009 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Captains Chair by BEN-Beyond the Elusive Nomads reviews
PWP. The Doctor and Rose get cozy after another crazy adventure in the TARDIS. Formerly 'What Is'
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,543 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 15 - Published: 12/17/2009 - 9th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
Raspberry Tights by GoforthAndConquer reviews
Hatter has a particular fixation he just can't seem to ignore. Alice x Hatter. Rated M just to be safe.
Alice, 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,913 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/17/2009 - Alice H., Hatter
Trust by CMW2 reviews
Do what you want with me. I'm at your mercy. I'm putting my full trust in you. While in the bedroom, Teresa and Patrick experiment and Teresa realizes just how she feels about him. Mentions of light bondage and Jisbon lovemaking. Mind the rating, folks.
Mentalist - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 931 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/25/2009 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Calm by Rina-the-Brave reviews
Spoilers: 2x03 Red Badge. She told Jane to wait downstairs but his mind wandered to interesting places which led him into her bedroom after waiting for over ten minutes. What happens when he sees she's been crying?
Mentalist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,451 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/25/2009 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
A Tale about a Smile by Ann Pendragon reviews
This will be a collection of one-shots, centering on the characters Patrick Jane and Theresa Lisbon. No particular order, but will always involve a smile...
Mentalist - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,188 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 9/17/2009 - Published: 6/11/2009 - Patrick J., Teresa L.
To mask all manner of sins by hardly loquacious reviews
Lisbon reflects on Jane's most common facial expression. Written for the jello-forever September challenge Prompt Smile .
Mentalist - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,929 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/11/2009 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
Red Blood and Blue Hands by Lakshimbai reviews
Patrick Jane and the CBI investigate the death of Robin Wood and bump into Buffy Summers and her friends. Jane has to confront the fact that the occult really does exist, and the two need to work together to catch the killers.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,443 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 9/10/2009 - Published: 8/23/2009 - Buffy S., Patrick J. - Complete
The Question of Sex by Gargantua reviews
The Doctor locks horns with the TARDIS. Honestly, he should have known better…
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,109 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 8/28/2009 - Published: 8/27/2009 - 9th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
Are You Expecting Something? by 6' j.s.m '9 reviews
“The kiss was fine. There was only one problem.” “And what was that?” “That wasn't the person I wanted to be kissing.” “And just who might 'that person' be?”
Mentalist - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,201 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 8/1/2009 - Published: 7/13/2009 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
A Doctor Who Murder Mystery by Phlogistics reviews
The Doctor has an encounter with the Sunnydale police. He really hopes no one ever hears about this. Mild crack, one-shot.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,064 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Published: 7/31/2009 - Complete
See Jane Prove by Cora Clavia reviews
I don't know why I thought playing chicken with Patrick Jane was going to end in my favor. - Jisbon/Jello/whatever it's called, oneshot, Lisbon POV.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,157 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/8/2009 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
Red, White & Who by SpaceAnJL reviews
*Complete* Sexy. Damaged. Brilliant. Erratic. And there's two of them.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,541 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 6/1/2009 - Published: 5/23/2009 - 10th Doctor, Patrick J. - Complete
Blame the Heat! by ch19777 reviews
A heat wave. Daydreaming Lisbon. Shirtless Jane. Speedos. Two people in one changing cubicle. Enough said. - Rated M for sexual situations. Part 2/2 is up!
Mentalist - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,802 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 5/2/2009 - Published: 4/26/2009 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
Term of Endearment by ch19777 reviews
Forget Sam Spade. Forget Philip Marlowe. Patrick Jane is intrigued. And jealous, though he would deny it. Either way, PI Jane won't rest until the strange case of Teresa Lisbon's mysterious phone call and possible boyfriend is solved. Oh well, just read.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,923 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 4/18/2009 - Published: 3/28/2009 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Moments by TardisIsTheOnlyWayToTravel reviews
Six times Rose kissed the Doctor and didn’t know it, and one time she did. Oneshot. Edited coz I forgot a bit.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,064 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 21 - Published: 4/14/2009 - Rose T. - Complete
Knowing by Phlogistics reviews
BtVS/DW xover. The First thinks it knows everything. The Doctor does not agree.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,195 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 23 - Published: 1/11/2009 - 10th Doctor - Complete
Drink Red Wine and Be Merry by Erinya reviews
Lisbon hates Christmas. Jane takes her to dinner to try to cheer her up, and wine and conversation lead them to unexpected places--past, present, and maybe even future. Lisbon/Jane.
Mentalist - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,384 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 18 - Published: 12/28/2008 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
A World of Difference by Beatrice Otter reviews
During the year that never was, Martha gets some help from an old hand at apocalypses.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,955 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/10/2008 - R. Giles, Martha J. - Complete
Rescue Me by Queen Gwenyvere reviews
Chapter Three added. Rating changed because of addition of SMUTit finally happened kids. Nine and Rose have teh sex. Inspired by Kristin Hoffmann's song Rescue Me. I wanted to write about the non running from imminent peril ways the Doctor and Rose rescue
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,083 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 9/4/2006 - Published: 7/27/2006
Perfect Stranger by avorialair reviews
Her mother had taught her three things. A reflection on Rose’s life with the Doctor and what happened next. Slight Ten[Rose], mostly Nine[Rose]. Rated for minor explicit scenes. [Complete]
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,220 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/6/2006 - Complete
The Doctor Dances by avorialair reviews
This is my take on what should have happened in the episode 'The Doctor Dances', when Rose and Doctor were alone in that basement waiting for Captain Jack. Ninth Doctor and Rose interaction.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,610 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/10/2006 - Complete
Clueless by Anya2 reviews
9thDoctorRose As the Doctor teaches her some important survival skills Rose wonders how oblivious he actually is...
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,823 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/20/2005
Spring Cleaning by infiniteviking reviews
He's thoroughly tired of regenerating. But it's happened anyway, and this time there's no one around to help him get through it. 9th Doctor no spoilers except for the state of the console room. Edit: just cleaned the format up a bit.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,096 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 15 - Updated: 6/26/2005 - Published: 4/28/2005
Interruptions by jennyreyn reviews
Ninth Doctor. Sequel to 'Habit'. Rose and The Doctor need to talk. They're doing everything but. Spoilers up to and including 'The Doctor Dances'.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,395 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/16/2005
Habit by jennyreyn reviews
Ninth Doctor. The Doctor and Rose have a habit they need to kick. Each other. Set after 'The Doctor Dances'.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 934 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 18 - Published: 6/16/2005
Bananas and Flight Plans by Avelynn Tame reviews
The Doctor's getting distracted... Ninth Doctor & Rose
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 386 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/1/2005 - Complete
Elegant Bones by orange crush reviews
A life of of dependable boredom; or a death by gold that isn't death at all. Elizabeth, and Jack, make the obvious choice. UPDATED 1206
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,967 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/6/2004 - Published: 6/8/2004
Enthralled by NautiBitz reviews
Season 4 Spike/Buffy. A little offtime has the Scoobies watching a classic vampire flick in Xander's basement. The subject of hypnosis comes up: Can Spike do it? Buffy doesn't think so. Guess she'll have to be... convinced.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,233 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/4/2001 - Buffy S., Spike - Complete
morning glory by orange crush reviews
following 'smashed'. a rather hushed little fic. daylight sometimes makes us see things more clearly. B/S, of course.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,694 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/26/2001
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Clash of the Titans Doctor Who Mentalist listing reviews
Take four geniuses who all think they're right. Put in same room. Watch implosion. Total crackfic. PS: The fandoms here are actually Doctor Who/House/Mentalist/Sherlock, but the system won't let me choose more than two, so I'm duplicating postings.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,150 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/5/2012 - 10th Doctor, Patrick J. - Complete
Clash of the Titans HouseMentalist listing reviews
Take four geniuses who all think they're right. Put in same room. Watch implosion. Total crackfic. PS: The fandoms here are actually Doctor Who/House/Mentalist/Sherlock, but the system wouldn't let me choose more than two, so I'm duplicating postings.
Crossover - House, M.D. & Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,150 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/5/2012 - G. House, Patrick J. - Complete
Clash of the Titans reviews
Four geniuses who all think they're right. Put together in same room. Watch implosion. Total crackfic. PS: The fandoms here are actually Doctor Who/House/The Mentalist/Sherlock, but I couldn't choose more than two.
Crossover - Doctor Who & House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,150 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 19 - Published: 12/30/2011 - 10th Doctor, G. House - Complete
Rose Tyler's New Clothes reviews
Rose is wearing some new clothes. They just aren't hers. Sexay fluff alert, Nine/Rose.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,398 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/3/2011 - 9th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
…Before the Dawn reviews
How dark does it get when the lights go out...in space? Rose gets cloudy; she and the Doctor get clear. Nine/Rose
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,368 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 13 - Published: 10/11/2011 - 9th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
An Education reviews
I went looking for a fic version of "Human Nature"/"Family of Blood" where Nine was John Smith and Rose was his companion, and which took place at Farringham. Couldn't find one. Started writing. Simple as that. Rating ranges from PG-13 to Adult COMPLETE
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 55,210 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 511 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 8/23/2011 - Published: 9/24/2010 - 9th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
Young Man From Kent reviews
Never underestimate the power of a dirty limerick. Nine/Rose, quite adult
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,919 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 13 - Published: 6/8/2011 - 9th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
Mamihlapinatapai reviews
Five days. That's how long they'd been on this planet. Or perhaps more importantly, five nights. Five nights of being stretched tight and thin.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,887 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/28/2011 - 9th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
House Rules reviews
Stuck in a redneck bar on Friday night, watching Rose flirt with yet another pretty boy, the Doctor is in his version of Hell… or will Rose make it Heaven? Nine/Rose
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,234 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/26/2010 - 9th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
Time Out reviews
The S1 episode "Father's Day" re-written with angst, jealousy, non-being and a whole lot more smut. Nine/Rose
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,902 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/26/2010 - 9th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
Seeing Stars reviews
Amy/Vincent Van Gogh. Angst, sexytiems, hurt/comfort, satisfaction of hearts' desires. Spoilers for S5 "Vincent and the Doctor." Amy didn't know what, but there was something about Vincent she still needed.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,527 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/23/2010 - Amelia P./Amy - Complete
Ogden Nash Blues reviews
Written for the Spara Spike-Tara Ficathon community on LiveJournal – my challenge requirements were kitten poker and humor. Spike has a gambling problem. It's not what you think.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,881 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 19 - Published: 9/13/2004 - Spike, Tara M. - Complete
The Lead and How To Swing It reviews
Tara opens up a can of whoop ass. Spike-Tara, Set in my "Done to Death" universe.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,858 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Published: 6/16/2004 - Spike, Tara M. - Complete
Boomerang reviews
Young Jack gives what he gets. A little 500 word writing exercise: take a line from the movie, and write it out of context.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 628 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/20/2003 - Complete
Sheep's Clothing reviews
The effect of spells on sex, and of Harry on someone weak. It's Harry/OFC, but trust me - no Mary Sue here. Actually, she ran screaming when she saw this fic and is currently looking for the number of a good therapist.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,022 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/9/2003 - Harry P. - Complete
Funnybutt reviews
"They get knocked down / and they get up again / and you're never gonna keep them down..." Follow-up ficlet for my previous story, "Done to Death"
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,368 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Published: 12/3/2002 - Spike, Tara M. - Complete
Done to Death reviews
You could always leave Tara unattended, without much worry about her catching anything on fire...except tonight.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 20,908 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/18/2002 - Published: 11/6/2002 - Spike, Tara M. - Complete
A Couple of Head Cases reviews
Short, silly, sexy.
X-Files - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,126 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 11/6/2002 - J. Doggett, D. Scully - Complete
Lightning Striking Everywhere reviews
Buffy/Spike Vignette, Post-Ep for "Smashed"
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,945 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 15 - Published: 11/26/2001 - Buffy S., Spike - Complete
Man Overboard reviews
Sequel to "Man Alive"
X-Files - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,598 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/24/2001
Man Alive reviews
Post-ep for "DeadAlive". Doggett hadn't expected to feel this bad, or this much.
X-Files - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,970 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/24/2001