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Joined 01-21-06, id: 975418, Profile Updated: 07-10-09
Author has written 29 stories for Gilmore Girls, House, M.D., Bones, Stargate: Atlantis, and Twilight.

Hello! My name is Erin and I am addicted to fanfiction. Fantastic, isn't it?

Hopefully, you've been brought to my profile because you just read one of my stories and liked it...if not, well, okay then.

My favorite TV shows : Stargate Atlantis, SG-1, Dr. Who, House, Bones, Grey's Anatomy, Burn Notice, Eureka, Dexter, The Daily Show with Jon Stewart, The Colbert Report, Monk, Psych, Reaper, Lost, Ugly Betty, The Office, Scrubs, How I Met Your Mother, Desperate Housewives, and SNL. The list could go on, but I just don't think you really care. :

Shipping:

TV

Dr. Who: Rose/Tenth Doctor

SG-1: Vala/Daniel. My friend hates them, but I love them. They are adorable!! Sam/Jack is reasonably cute too.

How I Met Your Mother: Robin/Barney. So legen -wait for it- dary. lol.

Grey's Anatomy: Merideth/Derrick. Though, if those two split one more time, I'm done with the show. And Alex/Izzie (mostly because I'm pretty much in love with Alex. haha) oh! and Lexie/Sloan. Those two are cute.

Lost: Sun/Jin, Sawyer/Kate. What can I say? Josh Holloway is a GOD

Burn Notice: Fiona/Michael

Desperate Housewives: Gaby/Carlos.

Bones: Bones/Booth, Angela/Hodgins.

House: House/Wilson...haha. Just kidding. ;)

The Office: Jim/Pam. Oh come on, how could you not like those together? They're JAM!!

Books

(hehe. there's only one)

Edward/Bella- 'nough said.

Books: Er, anything thing with that Cullen boy in it. Oh, you know the one I'm speaking of. His name starts with an E and ends with a dward. :D hehe. Actually, I read ALOT. not just those twilight books (although, those are pretty awesome) I'll make a better list one of these days...but, not right now.

About me:

Okay, originally I was never going to have one of these 'about me' sections, but...I'm seriously bored (it's either this or write an essay. I don't think I'm alone in saying that this is a lot more entertaining.) So what the hell? Anywho, I'm really not good at this type of thing. I'm better when I'm asked questions so I can give a witty response, but oh well. Okay, about me. Let's see, I've got brown hair, blue eyes, fair skinned and tall(ish). I love hanging out with my friends and doing crazy crap with them. I like pretty much any type of music so long as it's not gospel, rap, or county. Um...I'm really into photoshopping random stuff, and making videos, and anything like that. lol. I like computers. Computers are my friend. haha. Oh, I don't like poetry (unless it's short...then it's okay. But, if it goes longer than 10 lines, screw it) (thinks of more things to write so she can avoid writing her essay) Oh, I like Trident gum. Yep, I do. :) lol. Ummm...I despise the Jonas brothers and their really tight pants (honestly, you have no idea how much they bug me. I mean, they aren't horrible at singing, (hell, compared to Miley Cyrus, they're freakin' amazing) but I don't like the way they dress...at all. As I'm writting this, I'm eating a cookie of the chocolate chip variety. Yummy! Okay, I think I've dragged this out as long as it will go. I'm done. :)

Thank you to all of those who post reviews on my stories. It really does mean a lot to me. :)

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Rules reviews
As I was saying, there are certain rules you need to follow to ensure my sanity and your life. And here they are.'- Edward sets some ground rules about dating Nessie with Jacob.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,413 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/10/2009 - Edward, Jacob - Complete
Church reviews
I quickly tuned out of Bella's thoughts. I was not going to get a hard-on during church. Absolutely not." --There's a reason why the Cullen's don't go to church anymore, and this is it. T for swearing and slight sexual references.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,359 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/11/2009 - Edward - Complete
Fun Times reviews
Uncle Em, what's sex?" Nessie and Emmett spend some time together, and the results are interesting.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 492 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/15/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Emmett - Complete
Banana reviews
Edward, what's your girlfriend DOING to that banana?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 502 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/30/2009 - Edward, Emmett - Complete
50 Things reviews
50 Things that no Twilight fangirl is ever allowed to do. No matter what.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 543 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/30/2008 - Complete
Twilight Drinking Game reviews
I think the title says it all.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 335 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/29/2008 - Complete
Kenny reviews
With a story this short, any summary would give it away. Let's just say there's been a murder.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 110 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/13/2008 - John S. - Complete
Deals reviews
McKay has a hard time living up to his end of the deal. Sheppard/McKay humor awaits inside...
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 146 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/19/2008 - John S., Rodney M. - Complete
Race reviews
It's a boring day in Atlantis, so Sheppard decides to makes it a bit more interesting...
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,394 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/15/2008 - Complete
Injury reviews
I just think it's funny that you of all people managed to get yourself shot in the ass." Ronon/Keller friendship fun!
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 932 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 8 - Published: 8/4/2008 - Ronon D., Jennifer K. - Complete
Spider reviews
It's 3:45 in the morning and Jennifer has a problem. So, she calls up Ronon and asks for some help. Ronon/Keller goodness.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 972 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 11 - Published: 7/30/2008 - Ronon D., Jennifer K. - Complete
Oreo reviews
Jennifer learns that Ronon has never had an Oreo before and feels the need to change that fact. Ronon/Keller friendship fluff!
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 875 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 6 - Published: 7/28/2008 - Ronon D., Jennifer K. - Complete
Celebrity Jeopardy: Stargate Atlantis Edition reviews
The SNL version of Alex Trebek is back for another round of Celebrity Jeopardy and this times it's with Stargate Atlantis members.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 813 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 9 - Published: 7/26/2008 - Complete
Hero reviews
Ronon Dex never tried to be a hero...he just was. Ronon/Keller
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 926 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 6 - Published: 7/21/2008 - Ronon D., Jennifer K. - Complete
Fashion! reviews
McKay, Sheppard, Ronon, and a Random Wraith Member all discover they have something in common.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 590 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/18/2008 - John S., Rodney M. - Complete
Are you in love? reviews
Angela sends Brennan a quiz about true love. Brennan takes the quiz and learns some interesting things about her realationship with Booth... Come on, read it! You know you want to.
Bones - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,383 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/9/2008 - T. Brennan
TV Viewing reviews
Uh oh! Our favorite anthropologist has been watching MTV... and it seems to be taking over her life... Come on, read it. You know you want to. Rated T for language
Bones - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,244 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/24/2008 - S. Booth
Questions reviews
Why is Booth always dreaming about Brennan? Why is Brennan always knocked up by Booth? All these questions and more answered!
Bones - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,028 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/12/2008 - Complete
Movies reviews
Angela and Hodgins venture out for some movie watching fun... and end up spying on two of their friends. Pairings: Bones and Booth. Hodgins and Angela. slight smut, but just a little.
Bones - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,441 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/26/2008 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete
Just some Fun reviews
Rory decides to kill Dean because of his hair... no it was his attitude... no, maybe it WAS his hair. Oh wait, it was just cause she was bored The cable was out. What else what she supposed to do? AU. Just a random, fun story
Gilmore Girls - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 867 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/19/2008 - Complete
Years go By reviews
House and Cameron have a daughter, and are watching her grow up. Every chapter, the daughter gets one year older. Better then you would think. Rated K for now. I got a new chapter up in which Amanda is in the school play and wants the 'Black Dude and the
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,197 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 12/5/2006 - Published: 9/20/2006 - A. Cameron, G. House
5 Simple Rules for Dating My Daughter reviews
“You do not touch my daughter in front of me. I suppose, since you seem nice, you can occasionally glance at her, but I swear if you can’t keep your hands or eyes of my daughter, I will remove them.
House, M.D. - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 874 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/19/2006 - G. House
WalMart Employee reviews
We take a look back at a 17 year old Gregory House who just happens to work at WalMart.
House, M.D. - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,205 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/10/2006 - G. House
Times will change reviews
Um, Rory and Jess story, I suck at descriptions, so just read, pretty good.
Gilmore Girls - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,900 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/27/2006 - Jess M., Rory G. - Complete
Can not think of a title reviews
Okay, so Rory and Jess fic, because anything else would be sad. Set during season 2! Please read. I think it is really good
Gilmore Girls - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 655 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/10/2006 - Jess M., Rory G.
How to get a girl in 5 days or not reviews
Dean tries to get Rory. Rory likes Jess. Chill Rory does NOT end up with dean. BTW Dean is potrayed as an idiot. Please read. Way better ,so I think, then I make it sound. Very AU
Gilmore Girls - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,108 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/19/2006 - Published: 5/15/2006 - Jess M., Rory G.
Life is Harsh reviews
Just a short drabble of Deans thoughts on Rory and Jess. Don't worry lit fans, dean is dumped
Gilmore Girls - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 644 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/2/2006 - Jess M., Rory G. - Complete
A Day in the Life of Lorelai Gilmore reviews
Uh... just a drabble of Lorelai when Rory leaves to live with grandparents.
Gilmore Girls - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 596 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/23/2006 - Lorelai G., Rory G. - Complete
A Trip Down Memory Lane reviews
Jess remembers what he used to have.
Gilmore Girls - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,372 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/23/2006 - Jess M., Rory G. - Complete