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Joined 01-22-06, id: 975739

My name is Emily I'm 13 years old and live in New York

My favorite TV shows are That's so Raven, Suite Life of Zac and Cody, Phil of the Future, American Idol, Family Guy, Simpsons, Zoey 101, Summerland, Drake & Josh, Degrassi, Boy Meets World, Full House, and lots more

My favorite movies are Pirates of the Caribbean, Pirates of the Caribbean 2: Dead Man's Chest. Nightmare Before Christmas, Secret Window, Rent, ALL Star Wars, ALL Harry Potter, War of the Worlds, the Cave, Catwoman, White Chicks, Ice Age, Napolean Dynamite, Dukes of Hazzard, Dumb and Dumber, Dumb and Dumber When Harry Met Lloyd, and more

My fave books are Harry Potter, Series of Unfortunate Events, the Warrior series, Holes, Bridge to Terebithia, Hatchet,I don't read much.

QUOTES! MOVIES AND MY LIFE WITH FRIENDS

You're just like one big ball of happiness - Zac

Mrs. Witman doesn't come down here when I come in and be all like 'OOOO, You're here! CANDY!' - Mr. D

Spand-EX - Brandon

What's that? A little boy, stuck in a well! GO LASSIE! GO SAVE HIM! -me

if we don't get through these notes I will kill myself. Or maybe I will just kill one of you and sacrafice you to the English Gods -my english teacher

If you tell Mrs. Witman 'Mrs. Leahy let us bring it in' I will stab you with the switchblade - my english teacher, again, taling about what would happen if we brought in a real switchblade for our projects

(screamed)OLD MCDONALD HAD A FARM AND BINGO WAS HIS NAME-O! No wait, that's wrong - me and Faith

Let's go skiing on the llama shaped slopes! - me and Faith about Llama Land

Hey random bum on the street, wanna have a snowball war? - me

Paul Newman is the guy who played Barney from 1993-1997. He got arrested because he was sexually harrassing the little girls - Alexis and Christina

Beatles, Hard and cruncjy on the outside, soft and moist on the insiade - Fred/Mrs. Leahy

STRAP ON BOOBIES! - some random guys in the mall

PEEPEE! - me

Shity shity gum drops! - Cory

Sure you do! And I'm goin' apple pickin' with Scooby-Doo! Twe Twe Twe Twe Twe! - me and Cory

Sowhen you're filpping someone off, your praising God? Rachel

I flip you off if my hands wern't full! - me to Rachel

Llamas make fun noises! - Heather

Condom Party Pack, how may I help you?- Me and Heather after reading a label in Spencers. (condom party pack, they were flavored.)

How do you finger it? - me in music class asking how to finger a guitar chord

What does come mean in Spanish? - me very loudly asking to the whole class, it was "silent work time" too.

Too bad you don't sit with that group, they're the perky group! - Mr. D. talkingto new girl about how unfortunate it was that she couldn't sit with me and my group. The Perky group

I CHIMED IN, AND HAVEN'T YOU PEOPLE EVER HEARD OF, CLOSING THE GOD DAMN DOOR? NO! IT'S BETTER TO FACE THESE KINDS OF THIGS, WITH A SENSE OF POISE AND RATIONALITY! - me and Cory singing really loud to our jam. (I Write Sins Not Tragedies, Panic at the Disco)

I've got big balls, I've got big balls, she's got bug balls, and he;s got big balls, but we've got the biggest BALLS OF THEM ALL! - me and Cory singing the big ball song.

"THERE WAS A FARMER HAD A DOG AND BINGO WAS HIS NAME-O!" "NO! BINGO DIED!" - me and Nick

Sure Purse Boy, whatever you say you, you, you PHONE STEALER - me to Nick

Fuck the fucking fuckers - Dan

I killed a mirror - - - - - - - and my shower door - Mort Secret Window

I know you're in there shithead! - Mort secret window

I'm just gonna smoke, I'm just gonna totally smoke. I'm gona go down to the store buy a new pack and smoke the shit out of that one - Mort Secret Window

I was making a sandwich and I had a feeling - Amy Secret Window

Why are you wearing glasses? reading, reading? I didn't know you could read - draco + Goyle (harry)

Merry Christmas bitches! - Collins Rent

Moo with me! - Maureen Rent

'You're dunk' 'no I'm not' - Collins + Angel Rent

Being pushed offa cliff by a suicidal Mickey Mouse! - Maureen Rent

No, I mean you do, have a nice, I mean you look familiar - Roger Rent

'oh the wax' 'it's dripping-i like it between my-' 'fingers, I figured. Oh well, good night' - Roger and Mimi Rent

You can take the girl out of Hicksville but you can;t take Hicksville out of the girl - Mark Rent

Think twice before you 'poo-poo' it - Benny, Rent

Ah, but fortunatley I know how to counter it. The man who did the waking buys the man who was sleeping a drink, the man who was sleeping drinks it while listening to a proposistion from the man who did the waking - Jack Sparrow

If every town in the world were like Tortuga, no man would ever feel un-wanted - Jack Sparrow

No additional shots nor powder, a compass that doesn't point north, and I half expected it to be made of wood. You are withouta doubt the worst pirate I've ever heard of ' 'But you have heard of me' - Commodore Norrington and Jack Sparrow

Aye! Avast! - Will Turner

Look a boy! There's a boy in the water! - Elizabeth Swann

Well you may tell the captain that I am disenclined to aquest his request - Elizabeth Swann

No one! He's no one! A distant cousin of my aunt's nephew twice removed. Lovely singing voice though! Eunuch... - Jack Sparrow

...that's what a ship needs, but what a ship is... what the Black Pearl really is, is freedom - Jack Sparrow

But why is the rum gone! - Jack Sparrow

One, because it is a vile drink that turns even the most respectable men into complete scoundrals! Two, that signal is over a thousand feet high. The entire royal navy is out looking for me, do think there is even the slightest chance they won't see it? - Elizabeth Swann

Must've been terrible for you jack, must've been terrible, Well it bloody is now! - Jack Sparrow

She's safe, just like I promised. She's all set to marry Norrington just like she promised, and you get to die for her, just like you promised, so we're all men of our word really. Except for Elizabeth who is in fact a woman. - Jack Sparrow

Why is the rum always gone? ... Oh, that's why - Jack

"It'sa key" "Better, it is a drawing of a key" - dude + Jack

"Dirt. Does the jar of dirt help?" "If you don't want it, give it back!" "no!" - Jack Sparrow and Tia Dalma

Oh, the heat! pretends to pass out - Elizabeth

Where's the Thump, Thump! - Jack

"I got a jar of dirt, I got a jar of dirt and guess what's inside it? - Jack Sparrow

"You were telling the truth after all?" "Yes, I do that quite often, it surprises people" - Jack + Norrington

"You know you can't read" "It's the Bible! You get credit just for trying!" Pintel + Ragetti

"This... key will save Elizabeth?" "How much do you know about Davy Jones?" "Not much..." "Yeah, it's gonna save Elizabeth," Will + Jack

I could preform a marr-e-age right here. Right now - Jack

Just getting some seasoning! - Jack

MOVIES (AGAIN)

HP

CHARECTER: Draco Malfoy

Pairing: Draco + Hermione

actor/actress: Tom Felton

Star Wars

Charecter: Anakin or Obi-wan

Pairing: N/A

actor/actress: Ewan McGregor

Pirates of the Caribbean

Charecter: Jack Sparrow all the way

Pairing: Jack + AnnaMaria, NO JE!

Actor/Actress: Johnny Depp

Rent

Character: Mark Cohen

Pairing: Mark + Maureen, Mark + Mimi, Roger + Mimi

actor/actress: Adam Pascal

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Call of a Pirate by YamiSeirei reviews
Captain Jack Sparrow is floating injured and near death on the ocean, all alone and with little hope of survival what will become of him? Will he escape this one? Set post first movie but nothing to do with the second movie.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,376 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/28/2006 - Published: 7/18/2006
The Chronicles of Jack Sparrow by rituel reviews
This is my telling of Jack Sparrow's youth, before his pirating days, and all events leading up to the backstory of the first movie. Story chapter 3 is up. sorry for the long update.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,937 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/5/2006 - Published: 7/2/2006
Destiny's Legacy by SapphireSparrow reviews
Sequel to Meeting Destiny...Will Destiny follow in the footsteps of her mother?
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,292 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/19/2006 - Published: 1/9/2006
Welcome to Suburbia by ickle-s-10 reviews
TITLE CHANGE. USED TO BE NEW SCHOOLS IN CT. a DIFFERENT future kids story: Angel, Collins, and their daugter, NOT AN INFANT for once, move to Connecticut. And their daughter has to deal with homophobes and fitting in. au, obviously. Last chapter up!
RENT - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 16,215 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 6/24/2006 - Published: 5/11/2006 - Angel D., T. Collins - Complete