Author has written 7 stories for Harry Potter, Card Captor Sakura, and Twilight.
Hi everyone. Okay some basics about me MY name is Meghan. I'm now a Sophmore in High School. I love Mythology. I love Tom Felton he's one of the hottest blokes in england and he needs more parts in the harry potter movies. I have a dog named Rusty, A cat named Hiatchi(7 in Japanese), another cat name Tiger. and i have four birds that are seriously annoying. I love Tropical- Mango Gatorade.
I believe in True love which means...
A girl and a guy were speeding over 100mph on a deserted road on a motorcycle.
Girl: Slow down, we're going too fast. I'm scared! And I don't want anything to happen.
Guy: Come on, don't worry. I know what I'm doing. Your having fun right?
Girl: NO...please stop. I'm really scared
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl: I LOVE YOU! Now please slow down.
Guy: Give me a hug.
Girl hugs him
Guy: Can you help me out here? Will you take me Helmet off of me and put it on you? It's bugging me.
In the paper the next day: A motorcycle has crashed into a building break failure. Two people found, but only one survived.
The Truth is: That halfway down the road the guy realized that his breaks broke, but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead, he had her say she loved him and felt her hug him for one last time. Then had her wear his helmet so she would live, even though it meant that he would die.
SEVERUS SNAPE IS GOOD! I STAND BY MY GREASY HAIRED POTIONS MASTER! POST THIS IN YOUR PROFILE AND SPREAD THE TRUTH! (I even bet my mom that Snape was loyal and i won so there!)
1. For every rule there is a loophole to get around it
2. He who fights and runs away lives to fight another day
3. Good and evil are realtive concepts
4. Humanity is soo overrated
5. If someone must be blamed make sure it's not you
6. Trust no one
7. Never offer a confession when a bribe will do
8. If fair means have failed you it's time to resort to foul
9. If at first you don't suceed , hide all evidence you tried
10. More is good, all is better
11. Kissing up is not an art form, it's a way of life
12. Hope for the best, plan for the worst
13. Never get caught
14. Friends come and go, but enimies multiply
15. If your going to hide, the best place is in plain sight
My favorite pairings for Harry Potter
Favorite Cardcaptor Sakura pairings
PLEASE READ WHAT'S UNDER THIS!!
I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it
Everybody makes mistakes. The trick is to make them when no one is looking.
Sarcasm: just one of the services I offer.
I'm not so good at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?
Life is all about ass. Everyone's either covering it, laughing it off, kicking it, kissing it, trying to get a piece of it, or simply, just being one.
When I say LOL I'm not laughing out laud. I just have nothing better to say.
I find "good morning" a contradiction of terms
Did you just call me a bitch? Because a bitch is a dog. Dogs bark. Bark is on trees. Trees are a part of nature. And nature is beautiful. I know I'm beautiful! Thanks for the complement.
You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.
I'm so gangster, I carry a squirt gun.
Last night, I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and thought to myself, "Where the heck is the ceiling?"
They say hard work never hurts anybody, but why take the chance.
Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools, because they have to say something.
I can resist everything except temptation.
Fake is the latest trend, and everyone seems to be in.
I’m too busy to be organized.
I’ve got nothing to say, don’t make me say it twice.
It’s better to be pissed off than pissed on.
My Reality Check bounced.
It matters not whether you win or lose: what matters is whether I win or lose.
Perfect the art of looking innocent... then you can get away with anything.
When mama ain’t happy, ain’t nobody happy. If daddy ain’t happy, don’t nobody care.
When you’re right no one remembers. When you’re wrong, no one ever forgets.
Laws were meant to be broken; Lawyers are for when you get caught.
Rules, what rules?
Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, and the other was eating fireworks. They charged one and let the other off.
Your only as strong as the table you dance on, the drinks you mix and the friends you roll with.
A woman’s mind is cleaner than a man’s, she changes it more often.
Behind every Bitch, there’s a man who made her that way.
Don’t judge a boy by his boxers. It’s what’s inside that counts.
My door is always open, so feel free to leave.
Not all men are idiots, some are fools.
Hate: a special kind of love given to people that suck.
Slinky’s are like People… basically useless bt its so amusing to watch them fall down the stairs
If you don't like me, there is nothing I can do. Here's a newsflash Honey, I don't live to please you.
If you have any questions, ask someone else.
Shock me, say something intelligent
I hear voices and they don’t like you.
Everyone has a wild side-me and my friends just prefer to make them public
It's always the last place you look...of course it is, why the hell would I keep looking after I found it?
I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends
You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder
When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip n' slide.
I ran with scissors, and lived!
I agree with the dictionary. Girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love.
The statistics on insanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they’re ok then it’s you.
I don't suffer from insanity I enjoy every minute of it.
Normal people worry me.
I’ve lost my mind. If you see it by the side of the road please pick it up.
Of all the things I’ve lost I miss my mind the most.
A friend is someone who reaches for your hand and touches your heart.
A good friend will come bail you out of jail, but a true friend will be sitting next to you saying,” We screwed up, but we had fun.
A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you. But a best friend will go up to him and say "It's because you're gay isn't it?"
Friends will always be like "well you deserve better" but best friends will be prank calling him saying "you will die in seven days"
A good friend will take your drink away from you after you’ve had too much. A true friend will watch you spin in circles saying, “Drink up, you know we don’t waist this stuff."
Good friends will ask you if you have any food. True friends are the reason you have no food.
Love is like the wind... you can’t see it, but you can feel it.
Love is like war: easy to start, hard to end, and impossible to forget.
Always forgive your enemies, noting annoys them so much.
My imaginary friend thinks you have serious problems.
It takes a minute to like someone, an hour to know someone, a day to love someone, but a lifetime to forget them.
The greatest challenge in life is to find someone who knows all your flaws, differences, and mistakes, and yet still sees the best in you.
Music is like candy-you throw away the rappers.
Why are the Force and duct tape the same?-Both have a light and dark side and hold the universe together.
Don't hate yourself in the morning-sleep till noon.
All the good ones are either gay, married, or fictional characters in books or movies.
I think you're breaking my Gay-dar
Huh, it figures. All the good guys are taken, vampires, or both.
Don't settle for the one person you can live with...wait for the one person you can't live without.
My head is saying "Who cares?" but my heart is saying "You do stupid!"
You know what makes letting go of a crush so hard? The fear that the moment you let go, they'll catch on.
I'm one of those really bad things that happens to undeserving people.
Heaven doesn't want me there, and hell knows I'll take over.
I must admit, you brought religion into my life. I never believed in hell until I met you.
Best friend is ten letters. But then again, so is lying bitch.
Too often, we lose sight of life's simple pleasures. Remember, when someone annoys you, it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown, BUT, it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and bitch-slap that moron up side the head!
Don't lie. The government hates competition.
I wear black because I'm mourning your existence.
In Honor of Stupid People
In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed to stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods:
On a Sears hairdryer -- Do not use while sleeping.
On a bag of Fritos -- You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
On a bar of Dial soap -- "Directions: Use like regular soap,"
On some Swanson frozen dinners -- "Serving suggestion: Defrost."
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom) -- "Do not turn upside down."
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding -- "Product will be hot after heating."
On packaging for a Rowena iron -- "Do not iron clothes on body."
On Boot's Children Cough Medicine -- "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication."
On Nytol Sleep Aid -- "Warning: May cause drowsiness."
On most brands of Christmas lights -- "For indoor or outdoor use only."
On a Japanese food processor -- "Not to be used for the other use."
On Sainsbury's peanuts -- "Warning: contains nuts."
On an American Airlines packet of nuts -- "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts."
On a child's Superman costume -- "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly."
On a Swedish chainsaw -- "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals."
Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity.
9 Things I Hate About Everyone
1. People who point at their wrist asking for the time... I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?
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