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Joined 01-23-06, id: 976391, Profile Updated: 11-10-09
Author has written 13 stories for Fullmetal Alchemist, Naruto, Warcraft, and Teen Wolf.

Oh hi.

I figured I should put a proper profile in here lol.
So yeah, a lil' about me.

Age: Old enough to vote but not enough to drink. (Not that I'd drink anyway lol)

Color: Anything bright. xD (Except maybe red. I look awful in red.)

Birthday: Aquarius, Year of the Horse. Haha figure that one out!

Music: I'll listen to just about anything, granted I have the patience at the time. xD I like fast and manic and energetic stuff that makes you wanna run around and break shit. But strangely enough, I'm a sucker for piano. D:
To be more specific: Mindless Self Indulgence, Regina Spektor, Tool/A Perfect Circle, Rob Zombie, Nine Inch Nails, Mika, Dope, Dresden Dolls, Eels, Modest Mouse, Gorillaz, Coldplay.

What I'm good at: Drawing (hopefully), Writing (also hopefully lol), Reading, and that game from elementary school where you drew squares by connecting dots. I'm a beast at that game. xDD I'm okay at singing, I guess. I get the pitch right, at least. lol
Also: I can knit.

What I'm not good at: Physical Activity. I'm a skinny stick-bitch who trips over her own feet. Also, talking. I stutter and mix up words and sounds and make up brand new words.

Likes: WoW (obviously lol) and Warcraft 3, Metalocalypse, really creepy stories, dark humor, and napping, followed by staying up all hours of the night. xD

Dislikes: People. Especially little kids. I don't know what I do but children flock to me like goddamn Peter Piper. D: Also, stupid people. Aaaaand war. (excuse me, I'll go retreat to my hippie cave.

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Not by LilPurplFlwr reviews
Naruto has a friend. No, not even a friend. Roommate to be exact. And if they were actually friends, Naruto would have something to tell him. [College AU] -Yaoi, slash: Sasuke/Naruto-
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 30,099 - Reviews: 611 - Favs: 517 - Follows: 648 - Updated: 4/10 - Published: 8/5/2006 - [Naruto U., Sasuke U.]
Necrophilia by augenxauf reviews
A tangled web of lovers, friends, and mistakes comes full circle when a snotty blood elf meets an ugly forsakenness.
Warcraft - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 218,210 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 10/3/2012 - Published: 3/12/2009 - Blood Elf, Forsaken
Lay Us Down To Sleep by Funky In Fishnet reviews
Werewolves start sleeping Stiles' bed, when Stiles is still in it, because that's what packs do. Weird, but it does give him nightmare-free sleep. And Derek seems to be dropping hints, maybe. Or maybe Stiles is just imagining that, since his Alpha-sized crush on Derek is getting out of hand. Or maybe not.
Teen Wolf - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,447 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 51 - Published: 9/17/2012 - Stiles, Derek H. - Complete
The Closest Thing to Hope by NaturalBlu reviews
The determination in her eyes set something alight inside of him, small and flickering and precious.
Legend of Korra - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 579 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/18/2012 - Tahno, Korra - Complete
Get Well Soon, DibStink by FriedMetaki reviews
Even sworn enemies can show sympathy for one another once in awhile. Implied ZADR, mostly ZADF
Invader Zim - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,290 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/30/2012 - Zim, Dib - Complete
Flowers Instead of Faces by unicorn guts reviews
"Where did you come from?" It smiled, slow and indulgent before pointing to the sky. ZimxDib, ZADR.
Invader Zim - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,884 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 7/16/2011 - Published: 3/7/2011 - Zim, Dib
Miguided Information by Rare Reads reviews
Zim, on account of misleading erotic stories, thinks he's able to impregnate Dib with Irken children, whom will help Zim in his take over of the Earth. Anal, BDSM, Bond, M/M, Oneshot, Xeno not mine's but Shenanigans on
Invader Zim - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,320 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/13/2011 - Dib, Zim - Complete
Stray Animals by child-dragon reviews
Tarjanz has spent her life aimlessly wandering Azeroth with only the shrunken head of her father for company. Her travels take her to Elwynn, unaware that she's attracted the attention of both the Alliance and the Defias.
Warcraft - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,674 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/22/2010 - Troll - Complete
all these roads, but they all point home by dress without sleeves reviews
Finn finds a toothbrush in his locker. It confuses him. // Maybe he put it there himself, to remind him of something. He doesn’t want to take the toothbrush out now and then forget to do whatever he’s forgotten he was reminding himself of.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,095 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/31/2009 - Puck, Finn H. - Complete
Crown of Holly by Fallarin reviews
The Argent Crusade hosts a fabulous Winter Veil gala, Tournament-style. During the festivities, Jaina Proudmoore finds that the intentions of one of Azeroth's leaders may force her into a decision with a high cost, no matter what she chooses.
Warcraft - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,498 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/20/2009 - Jaina Proudmoore, Thrall - Complete
Weakness by Evil Orange Crayon reviews
Thrall is forced to face his weakness when the object of his desire is put within reach. Oneshot
Warcraft - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,699 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/20/2009 - Jaina Proudmoore, Thrall - Complete
wham, bam, thank you, ma'am by La Salle De Bain reviews
[crack] And alas, Greed is left with three little problems.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,638 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 10/11/2008 - Published: 9/14/2006 - Greed
Gallows Humour by The Hart and Hound reviews
When it was calmer, the bleeding stopped. Jaina is not welcomed by the Alliance any longer. ThrallJaina.
Warcraft - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 23,090 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 9/30/2008 - Published: 2/27/2008 - Jaina Proudmoore, Thrall - Complete
Lulled By Numbers by The Hart and Hound reviews
Not all of the Forsaken leave the Scourge upon awakening.
Warcraft - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,781 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 18 - Published: 8/6/2008 - Complete
Metalchemy by Quantum Witch reviews
(2008) Allegory and regular gory blend together in the dreams of a slightly younger Dethklok, as they seek out their pent-ultimate band member.
Metalocalypse - Rated: M - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,825 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/8/2008 - Complete
Shades of Grey by Weiila reviews
Trapped in a cave together with a friend and two 'enemies', a human paladin finds himself questioning his morals and world view when they all bear witness to how much a troll is prepared to sacrifice to save all four of them.
Warcraft - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,153 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/6/2008 - Published: 6/5/2007 - Complete
Dethklok Christmas by Lauren Wagner reviews
Metalocalypse: Toki tries to get everyone to celebrate the holidays
Misc. Cartoons - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Spiritual - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,245 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/6/2007 - Complete
To Clip a Roses Thorns by Otachii reviews
To touch a roses beauty, one must first get past its thorns. Can Kagome clip away the layer of thorns surrounding the sad, bitter and broken Kikyo's heart? Or will she end up getting pricked? AU KikKag Side: MirSan, SesRin, InuOC. I wrote this story when I was 15, it is horrible. Please don't read it...
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 126,441 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 8/28/2007 - Published: 7/15/2006 - Kagome H., Kikyou - Complete
The Storm, The Prince, and the Pie by Lady Yami reviews
Meryl Mistwalker, priestmedium, is stuck taking care of her father's bakery in Darkshire one night. Little does she know she will soon pay host to one of the most powerful beings alive...in the most annoying fashion possible, of course. Oneshot.
Warcraft - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,518 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/23/2007 - Complete
Of Trolls and Sarcasm by Lady Yami reviews
Smartass human mage falls down. Smartass troll shaman helps said mage by somewhat kidnapping her. But only a little. Oneshot for kicks.
Warcraft - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,556 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 27 - Published: 7/12/2007 - Complete
Mothering by Dreaming of Everything reviews
Lust, after all, is just an outofcontrol desire for sex, and the primary function of sex boils down to babies. All things considered, it's not all that surprising that Lust ended up watching over Gluttony. Gen, completed oneshot.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,127 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/8/2007 - Lust, Greed - Complete
More Than Words by Cat-Demoness reviews
AU You know in all those fanfictions, stories, movies and reality when someone says: And they threw the words right back at me? Well in this story, people actually do that! And you'll be amazed at what else people can do with their words! Short! Crap!
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,652 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/26/2007 - Kagome H., Inuyasha - Complete
Brothers by Shiruba Neko reviews
Sequel to Illness. Scar has been captured and sentenced by the military. His rather ironic punishment: to serve under a State Alchemist for one full year. Luckily for him, he's been assigned to the Elrics. But even then, this won't be easy...no pairings
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 37,100 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 12/4/2006 - Published: 10/4/2005 - Scar
The One And Only Truth by Asuka Kureru reviews
Obviously you NaruHina, NaruSaku and SasuSaku fans are dead wrong. Sakura and Hinata belong with each other, and this is why. Ahh, Sarcasm. It's what's for dinner.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,649 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/9/2006 - Sakura H., Hinata H. - Complete
Mr Fuzzy Jacket by Domenic reviews
Simply a collection of drabbles focusing on the Homunculus, Greed. UPDATE: DRABBLE 26 ADDED! Also, this now contains spoilers for the entire series.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 27 - Words: 17,947 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 9/26/2006 - Published: 11/19/2005 - Greed
Replay by Lady Hito reviews
After taking a concoction to change her back into a human, Seras has moved on with her life, marrying and starting a family. But Alucard can't stand life or rather, death, without his fledgling, so he embarks on a journey to find her. If she can remember.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 21,294 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 9/17/2006 - Published: 3/9/2006
Forgotten Duties, the Original Version by Yondaime-samaKazaraYume reviews
What if there were six demons that attacked Konoha? How would this scenario play out? What if Yondaime actually survived? Come and see! Pairings: NaruHina, SasuSaku, HakuIno. Officially discontinued as of 6 Nov, 2006. Rewrite coming soon.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 62,749 - Reviews: 574 - Favs: 298 - Follows: 200 - Updated: 8/22/2006 - Published: 6/10/2004 - Complete
The Silver Autumn and the Dog's Fang by Kyoko Katahiro reviews
[KibaxOC]The Inuzuka Clan's Leader was saved by two ninja during the attack of the Kyuubi. The Yaamino couple. They were KIA and now their child has found her heart in turmoil.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,204 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/9/2006 - Published: 1/18/2006 - Kiba I., Orochimaru
What is Love? by SilverSickle reviews
As Rin begins to grow older, something in Sesshomaru begins to stir... tis my first Inuyasha fic please be kind
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 37,563 - Reviews: 434 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 8/6/2006 - Published: 4/7/2005 - Sesshomaru, Rin - Complete
The Captive Bride by cyancat reviews
Rin never thought that her past actions would come back to bite her, literally. When Sesshomaru, the new company head finds out about it, she has no choice but to agree to his terms. COMPLETED! MAY 28, 2006 Epilogue coming soon.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 74,634 - Reviews: 389 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 5/28/2006 - Published: 5/10/2005 - Sesshomaru, Rin
Sunflower Daises by pillbottle reviews
Quite unexpectedly, a flustered Hinata finds herself with a sprained ankle in the middle of the forest, with only a certain blonde boy there to help her...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,744 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 23 - Published: 2/19/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Sasuke's Secret by yellowJsquid reviews
Sasuke has a secret. No one knows about it, and he's happy. because Sasuke's little secret was wellguarded.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,143 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/30/2005 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Lost And Found by Shiruba Neko reviews
Elysia Hughes was lost. She was found by Scar. What's an Ishbalan with next to no experience with children to do? Oneshot, no pairings.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,041 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/12/2005 - Scar, Elysia H. - Complete
Truth Behind Truths by Feral Phoenix reviews
Sometimes, even while watching through an omnipresent view, you only get to see one side of a person. To Envy and Gluttony, Lust is less of an antagonist and more of a caretaker. Cute, mild homunculi spoilers ep. 23, no pairings.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,216 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/5/2005 - Lust, Envy - Complete
Sweetly Bitter by Tysoyo Kalli reviews
Reflections on Gluttony's thoughts of his Lust. [no pairings]
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 169 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 10 - Published: 6/18/2005 - Gluttony, Lust
Wrong by RW Grimm reviews
Drabble. Riza is stong, barely anything phases her. That's what everyone thinks at least. On the inside she's crying. Please R&R.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 421 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Published: 3/8/2005 - Roy M., Riza H. - Complete
Carrier by Luc Court reviews
[Warcraft III] Spoilers for Arthas, undead and human campaigns. Set during the latter stages of the undead campaign. Possession of Frostmourne is a twoway street, as Arthas comes to discover.
Warcraft - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,156 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/11/2005 - Complete
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Because Pot Brownies Are So Last Year reviews
"Allison I will seriously shit in your father's mouth if you don't tell me what you put in those cookies right now."
Teen Wolf - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,428 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/20/2012 - Stiles, Derek H. - Complete
VARIAN WRYNN: An Owner's Guide reviews
Now you can have your very own King of Stormwind!
Warcraft - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,167 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/12/2011 - Varian Wrynn - Complete
See No Evil reviews
A paladin of the holy light learns from the example of two children that true friendship, along with other things, is blind. -Completed-
Warcraft - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,641 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/11/2009 - Published: 8/1/2009 - Human, Orc - Complete
What's Yours is Mine reviews
In modern-day Amestris, human transmutation has been accepted and perfected. Homunculi are sold as a miracle medicine, able to cure anything- even cancer. There's just one problem: Hang around one for too long, and you might just lose your soul. AU
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,453 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/22/2009 - Published: 2/8/2008 - Greed, Martel
10,000 Days reviews
Ten thousand days in the fire is long enough. A troll is lost and falls under sway of the scourge, and loses most of himself in the process. A dwarf finds him, and then his sister finds both of them under the most unfortunate circumstances.
Warcraft - Rated: T - English - Angst/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,359 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/19/2009 - Published: 5/19/2009 - Troll, Dwarf - Complete
Reawakening reviews
Not all the undead awoke alone with a thirst for revenge; a lucky few had the luxury of waking safely in the arms of their allies. A troll, looking for a brother, instead finds an old ally.
Warcraft - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,992 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/1/2009 - Troll, Forsaken - Complete
Threesome reviews
One word. That's all it took to begin. Three drabbles, three of three uploaded. Humor and crack.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,015 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/23/2008 - Published: 8/19/2008 - Greed, Martel - Complete
ATTACK OF THE SPAWN! reviews
As the title states, this fiction contains Spawn of various Pairings in FMA. It's complete crack, and I may do requests, depending if I like pairing or not.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,316 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/23/2008 - Published: 11/10/2006
Devil's Drabblings reviews
...'Cause even the Devil needs some lighthearted fun. Drabbles, based on everyday life in the Devil's Nest. [5 of 5 Drabbles Up]
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,815 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/17/2007 - Published: 2/9/2007 - Greed, Martel - Complete
Strawberry Milk reviews
Fluffy oneshot. EdWin. Winry introduces Ed to strawberry milk, with surprising results.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 588 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/9/2006 - Edward E., Winry R. - Complete
Winter Slumber reviews
Marta gets sick. Greed takes care of her.[GreedMarta, because we need more of these] [Fluffy] [Please review][Completed!]
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 14,044 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/15/2006 - Published: 1/28/2006 - Greed, Martel - Complete
The Goddess Martel? reviews
A little drabble about what would happen if Martel ToS met Martel FMA. Please review.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 314 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/6/2006 - Greed, Martel - Complete
Shino: Behind the Glasses reviews
The reason Shino wears sunglasses all the time. [oneshot] [Please review]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 248 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/1/2006 - Shino A. - Complete