Author has written 11 stories for Naruto, Mass Effect, Avatar: Last Airbender, and Big Hero 6.
General Disclamer for all stories: I OWN NOTHING!! IF I DID WOULD I POST IT HERE?!
To those of you who will actually read this: Goodie for you! I don't really care all that much...
Age: Why should I tell you?
Gender: Male (And not really proud of it to be honest. I don't want to be a woman or anything, but my half of the population kinda sucks...)
Location: We're on the net, I'm not tellin
Favorite things: Reading, Writing, Naruto, Kingdom Hearts, Teen Titans, Mass Effect, Oblivion, Avatar: The Last Airbender, Bleach, Angel Beats, Armored Core, Gundam, Overlord (1 & 2), Alpha Protocol, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic... wierdness/crazziness... my friends...
Favorite pairings: (These are my opinions, nothing more, nothing less)
Teen Titans- Raven x Beastboy (Those two are the cutest couple I can think of, they act like an old married couple)
Evangelion - Auska x Shinji (It's just right)
Parings Disliked with extreme intensity: Generally any crack pairing... they're funny sometimes but... they're crack... ; Sasuke/Neji x Hinata (One never meets her while the other is her cousin... that's just wrong) ; Rei x Shinji (THEY'RE PRACTICALLY BROTHER AND SISTER!!) ; Orochimaru x any girl (I apologize but whether you like him or not, Orochimaru is homosexual) ; Beastboy x Cyborg (They love each other as brothers, nothing more) ; Most pairings that make characters gay, they're usually stupid ; Toph x Sokka (Seriously, WTF? Sokka barely realizes she exists most of the time, so what if she has a crush on him?! SHE'S 12!! You have crush's at that age! JEEZ!!)
Dislikes: Stupidity on all levels, I'm fine with ignorance or slow people, it's just when people refuse to learn from past mistakes or accept other veiwpoints that I feel like taking an Eva and stepping on them (if you don't get the threat don't bother); Fanatic shippers who just won't listen to the argument of the other side; Predjudice about anything; Cruelty ; Non-perscription Drugs... not much else...
Quotable Quotes!! I love quotes!! These are just some I've picked up in my surfing of the net, I apologize if you see something of yours, I just remember the quotes, not where I got most of them...
Uh, Naruto, your speech was cool and all, but if you lose any more blood, you're going to die - Kakashi
Bow down! Bow down! Before the power of Santa! Bow down! Bow down! Or be crushed! Be crushed! Byyyyyyyyyyy... HIS JOLLY BOOTS OF DOOM! - Invader Zim
Keep your facts straight even if you characters aren't
All stressed out and noone to choke
Anything worth doing is worth doing right
I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it!
Don't make me angry, I'm running out of places to hide the bodies
Don't think twice, you didn't get it the first time, you won't get it the second
Try not to let your mind wander, it's much too small to be let out by itself
Join the Army, Visit exotic places, Meet amazing people, Then kill them - Army Vetran
Hold on, train of thought hit a cow
She's avoiding you 'cause you suck
As I lay in bed last night, looking up at the stars and the moon, I thought to myself, 'Where the hell is my ceiling?'
Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups
I didn't lose my mind! I never had one to begin with
Jesus loves you, everyone else thinks your an ass
Bumper sticker - Bumper sticker on a car
The proctologist called... they found your head
Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have film
Save your breath... you need it to blow up your date
Guys, just because you have one doesn't mean you have to be one
Don't like my driving? Stay off the sidewalk - my dad
If it's tourist season... why can't you shoot them?
Teacher pay, a perfect example of an oxymoron! - my 9th grade english teacher
How many saiyans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just one but it takes eight episodes to do it
It would be better if you only attempted to teach others after you yourself have learned something - Albert Einstinen
Don't tell me what kind of day to have!
Someone compliented my driving today. I came out of the store and there was a note on my windshield that said 'Parking Fine'. So that was nice.
The pen is mightier than the sword, and is also considerably easier to write with
You live and you learn, well, in your case you live
We throw the petty criminals in jail, we elect the big ones to goverment positions
I love deadlines, I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by
I don't care if the glass is half full or half empty... what I really care about is what's inside the glass, because if it's nasty then I won't drink it anyway.
If at first you don't succede, then skydiving is not for you
It's almost like we know what we're doing... - Mythbusters
I reject your reality and subsitute my own! - Mythbusters
When in doubt, C4! - Mythbusters
Because they have bigger guns? - Wrex, Mass Effect
"Last I checked, it was a Turian Spectre that betrayed the council, and it was a Human who exposed him... I've earned this. - Commander Shepard in response to the Turian Councilmans whinings.
-Never be afraid to try something new, remember, amatures built the Ark, professionals built the Titanic
-WARNING: tresspassers will be shot WARNING: survivors will be shot again
-This is not something that should be tossed aside lightly, it should be thrown with great force
-That which does not kill you, will probably try again
-When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane
-The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese
-SHIN: a device for finding furniture in the dark
-The only subsitute for bad manners, is quick reflexes
-If you can't see the bright side of life, polish the dull side.
-"Now watch and learn. This form is Ataru. Because it is such an aggressive fighting style, you should only use it against single opponents. And don't try using this form amidst heavy fire. Nothing is more embarrassing for a Jedi than to be cut down by a stray blaster shot."
-"Men like me don't start the wars. We just die in them. We've always died in them, and we always will. We don't expect any praise for it, no parades. No one knows our names."
-Elves sparkled before it was cool!
-DIPLOMACY: the art of saying "nice doggy" until the sniper gets range
-VENGEANCE IS MINE SAITH THE LORD: But he subcontracts
-BRUTE FORCE: If it doesn't work, you're just not using enough
-No need to fear! Chuck Norris is here!
-What part of "Thou Shalt Not..." didn't you understand? -God
-That "Love Thy Neighbor" thing... I meant it. -God
-Have you read my #1 best seller? There will be a test. -God
-Don't make me come down there. -God.
-Want to see a magic trick? -The best damn Joker I've ever seen.
-I have just met you and I love you! -Doug from Up!
"Better to write for yourself and have no public, than to write for the public and have no self." -Cyril Connolly
"The secret of popular writing is never to put more on a given page than the common reader can lap off it with no strain whatsoever on his habitually slack attention." -Ezra Pound
"There comes a time in every persons life when you are required to man the fuck up. A time where you need to stare the devil in the eyes and casually ask 'isthat all you got?' As he drags you through the seven circles of hell. A time to say 'fuck the heliocentric model of the solar system, the universe in fact revolves around my Andromeda sized titanium balls.' For me, that moment was today as I discovered there was a spider in my helmet at 90 MPH" -The Most Badass Man Alive
"Whether or not you write well, write bravely." -Bill Stout
-See, this is really simple actually, it's called escalation of force. You punch me? I shoot you. You shoot me? I kill your family. You hurt anyone I care about? I nuke your city. You actually kill someone I love? I wipe your country off the map. You remove my reason for living? I turn your planet to molten slag, whether I'm on it or not. Simple really.
But most of all
Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?"
If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry'
P.S. : I appreciate constructive critisism on all levels
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