Fayola
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Joined 01-23-06, id: 976530, Profile Updated: 04-09-09
Author has written 12 stories for Transformers/Beast Wars.

Hello, unsuspecting readers!

I am Fayola, (name changed to protect the sanity of those who may actually know me in real life,) also known as butterbean137. Beware my awesome phail.

YAY: cheesecake, writing, smut, cars (whether real or giant robots in diguise), old Disney movies, blue raspberry slurpies, rolling down grassy hills, popcicles, nice reviews or comments, Jones soda, my beta The Lunatic Who Cares (whatever did I do without you?), creating alternate personalities and fanfiction accounts to go with them... o_0 Think about it.

EW: spam, writer's block, racism, flames, Arizona, puppy piddle on the floor, idiots who DARE to pair Jazz with anyone but Prowl! (Well, except for maybe TFA Prowl with Lockdown. I've got a little soft spot for that. But ONLY when Demyrie does it! She is a GODDESS.)

I recently braved MSN -- I'm an AIM girl at heart, but for some reason, my PC is rejecting it, leaving me without IM capabilities for quite some time now. But that has now been remedied! If you feel like, for whatever reason, dropping me a line, I'm llamalove137 at live.com. (Seriously. Drop me a line. I have no life. XD)

That's all for now, kthnxbi!

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Semantics by The Starhorse reviews
Prowl says 'potato', and Sideswipe says 'potahto'. You may guess where this is going.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 25,967 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 328 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 1/20/2012 - Published: 5/1/2007 - Sideswipe, Prowl - Complete
Odd Moments by Demyrie reviews
A collection of off-topic vignettes from my TFA human!AU, Odd Couple. Why is Ratchet so sad? Can Bumblebee manage to keep Sari as a girlfriend? Most of all, where have all those pesky 'Cons got to? Everyone has a place in this world, promise.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 57 - Words: 174,043 - Reviews: 635 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 1/8/2011 - Published: 4/28/2009
Odd Couple by Demyrie reviews
TFA: human!AU. Prowl is a young, chilly policeman; Lockdown is a casual scoundrel who, on a regular occasion that didn't involve a broken bike and a rainy night, he might just put behind bars. At least things can't get any worse, right? LockdownxProwl
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 51 - Words: 162,632 - Reviews: 700 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 10/12/2010 - Published: 1/26/2009 - Prowl, Lockdown
Addicted to You by Hearts of Eternity reviews
Jazz has the kind of addiction he doesn't want cured. It's under his armour, dug deep in his spark, and drives him wild with every thought. His drug of choice is Prowl, and like the addict he is, he wants his fix.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,326 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 16 - Published: 7/20/2010 - Jazz, Prowl - Complete
Ornery Soldiers and Sadistic Medics by Sergeant Duck reviews
I blame Kyron's Sadism Ratchet icon for producing the plot bunny. Movie Ratchet & Ironhide doin what they do best; driving each other crazy as only two old people can. Yay for rated M mech smex! RatchetxIronhide...or IronhidexRatchet, you be the judge!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,615 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 4/10/2010 - Published: 10/4/2009 - Ratchet, Ironhide
Partners by Demyrie reviews
TFA. Lockdown offered him selfish solace in exchange for his values. What if Prowl had said yes? A piecemeal look at Prowl and Lockdown's inter-galactic life in all its odd, sweet and dangerous moments. LockdownxProwl. 'What-If' sequel to 'Deadlocked'.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 70 - Words: 269,288 - Reviews: 710 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 3/16/2010 - Published: 8/26/2008 - Lockdown, Prowl
On the Up and Up by Uniasus reviews
Primus. Megatron knew there was a reason Starscream was his second in command. G1 Megatron/Starscream
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,140 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/21/2009 - Megatron, Starscream - Complete
Staying Alive: A HowTo by The Starhorse reviews
Rule Number One: Don't ever, ever, EVER stab your commanding officer in the back. Rule Number Two: On the off chance that you ignore Rule Number One, you better run like hell. Far, far away.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,699 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 415 - Follows: 28 - Published: 8/9/2009 - Sideswipe, Sunstreaker - Complete
To Suffer the Slings and Arrows by BMT and SuperMoose reviews
ROTF with G1 tie-ins: I really, really hate those two, and if I'm honest with myself, it's because I'm jealous of them. By BlackMarketTrombones.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,537 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/30/2009 - Sideswipe, Optimus Prime - Complete
Few and Far Between by Burnedtoasty reviews
G1. Which was worse: the fact that they actually needed this perversion of a bonding, or that Skyfire, on some deep, inner level he barely acknowledged, actually enjoyed these liaisons?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,637 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/8/2009 - Starscream, Skyfire/Jetfire - Complete
Rumour Has It by Limmet reviews
A rumour about Prowl being a femme is spreading like wildfire aboard the Ark. Unfortunately for the poor tactician, he’s the last one to hear about it.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 16,889 - Reviews: 445 - Favs: 359 - Follows: 254 - Updated: 2/20/2009 - Published: 11/28/2008 - Prowl
Tanked by cyberwulf reviews
G1. Optimus Prime needs help. Only Sparkplug can give it.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,253 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/14/2008 - Optimus Prime, Sparkplug W. - Complete
Security Breech by Cyndi reviews
CHRISTMAS FIC. Will finds a way to freak Ironhide out.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 961 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 269 - Follows: 20 - Published: 12/9/2008 - Ironhide, W. Lennox - Complete
Consult Your Doctor Before Use by Kookaburra reviews
Hound brings something to the bedroom that's just a little too much for Mirage. Warnings: Slash, misuse of a medical device.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,157 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/8/2008 - Hound, Mirage - Complete
Practical Applications by Dierdre reviews
Sam tests out a new invention. Ratchet is not amused.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,241 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 305 - Follows: 26 - Published: 11/18/2008 - Complete
The Pro to Letting Loose is That There Are No Cons by plenoptic reviews
Elita makes a spill. Optimus cleans it up. With various anatomical parts. SMUT WARNING! on a new level of dirty. Cheer up fic for optimus prime 007. Enjoy, sweetie.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,713 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/14/2008 - Optimus Prime, Elita One - Complete
Ninjas Only by Ruinedbloodshed reviews
TF:A A fun plot bunny. Bumblebee doesn't realize the power of his words on a very deprived, and very dirty minded Jazz. Warning, implied Prowl/Jazz slash
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,063 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 15 - Published: 10/2/2008 - Jazz, Prowl - Complete
Make Me by vericus reviews
G1, slash - 'Make me' is not a challenge one should ever give to an officer. Especially not if one is an officer oneself.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,912 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/2/2008 - Jazz, Prowl - Complete
Allie Vs The Giant Robot Shoplifters From Space by Misya reviews
TFA. Ever wondered how the Decepticons find food for Professor Sumdac?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,788 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/12/2008 - Complete
Lost in Translation by Misya reviews
TFA. Optimus is afraid that the Autobots might be a bad influence on Sari.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 749 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/12/2008 - Complete
The Request by Limmet reviews
Prowl learns that asking your bondmate for what you want isn't always the easiest of things. Especially not when the request is of a more unusual nature. Slash.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,685 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 8/3/2008 - Published: 6/6/2008
The Horror by Misya reviews
OLD AND REALLY FREAKIN' SILLY: TFA ficlet, Bumblebee/Optimus. The perils of not hiding your porn properly.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,606 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/12/2008 - Complete
Promotions! by Misya reviews
OLD AND SILLY: TFA ficlet, centered around Prowl and Bumblebee. Bumblebee has gotta get money somehow.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,585 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/8/2008 - Complete
Falling by vericus reviews
G1, slash - Prowl isn't too pleased when Optimus decides to send his two highest ranked officers on a recon mission, but a fall on his door wings leads to some pleasant discoveries. Story only pretends to have a plot.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 37,152 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 329 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 7/4/2008 - Published: 2/22/2008 - Jazz, Prowl - Complete
Rescue Me by vericus reviews
G1, slash - There are certain Autobots that are just a waste of energy and resources to capture.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 996 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/24/2008 - Jazz, Prowl - Complete
More Than Just A Passing Glance by Atalan reviews
G1: Sometimes you just /know/. Five and a half stories of love at first sight, assorted slash pairings, including Inferno/Red Alert and Megatron/Starscream.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,806 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 36 - Published: 6/12/2008 - Complete
When Ironhide Met Chromia by Retired 5.01.2012 reviews
A series of oneshots describing seperate stages in their strange relationship. IronhideXChromia but of course, OptimusXElita. The rating will eventually go up. :D
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,180 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 5/23/2008 - Published: 12/27/2007
Tales of the Storage Closet by vericus reviews
Full title 'Tales of the Storage Closet : Unexpected Officer Occupation' - G1, slash - Jazz is a klutz, Prowl gets his nookie quota, and Bluestreak sees more than he ever wanted to.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,078 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/15/2008 - Jazz, Bluestreak - Complete
Mine by BitterEloquence reviews
G1: Hound is worried that Mirage is ashamed by their relationship and decides to take matters into his own hands. Sequel to Works in Mysterious Ways. Slash: Hound/Mirage, Jazz/Prowl
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,731 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/15/2008 - Mirage, Hound - Complete
Works in Mysterious Ways by BitterEloquence reviews
G1: It started out as an offer of friendship. Then, two mechs who had nothing in common realized there was more to friendship and caring than just what was on the outside. And from a common friendship, something more begins to arise. Slash: Hound/Mirage.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,459 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/15/2008 - Hound, Mirage - Complete
Exhausted by Cyndi reviews
Some things are universal among males... .o Movieverse o.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 495 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/11/2008 - Complete
Design Flaws by vericus reviews
G1 - A surprise visit from Skywarp sent Sunstreaker and Prowl into a cave for protection, and as they wait for rescue, Sunstreaker discovers a formerly only rumoured design flaw in the Autobot's second in command...rating for language.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,715 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/22/2007 - Prowl, Sunstreaker - Complete
Tease by vericus reviews
G1, slash - When Prowl signed up for the Autobots he was certain being molested by the resident saboteur on office hours wasn't part of the job's description...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,596 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/7/2007 - Prowl, Jazz - Complete
Vacations Aren't Evil by vericus reviews
G1 - Starscream, naturally, always carried a little bit of high grade on him. And really, what better mech for Prowl to try Sideswipe's latest high grade concoction on than the Decepticon Air Commander?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,502 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 15 - Published: 11/4/2007 - Prowl, Starscream - Complete
Bad Press by Koi Lungfish reviews
G1, S2 - Megatron and Starscream discover something about humans that they didn't want to know.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,144 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/22/2007 - Megatron, Starscream - Complete
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Love is Black and White reviews
As my world revolves around Jazz and Prowl, this is dedicated solely to them. Its my little nesting place for all those tidbits that don't want to grow up and become real stories. Range of genres, ratings, and verses, none of which pretend to have a plot.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 16,670 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 7/7/2009 - Published: 10/7/2008 - Jazz, Prowl
Newton's Law reviews
For every action, there is an equal and opposite reaction. It is never nice, it is never neat, and it always hurts like the Pit.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,463 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 6/23/2009 - Published: 6/15/2009 - Prowl, Jazz
Explosions and Confessions reviews
Wheeljack blowing himself up was nothing new. Neither was Ratchet's ranting and raving. The two of them deciding to make out in the middle of the hallway for Primus and everyone to see, though -- that was different.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,972 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 12 - Published: 4/26/2009 - Ratchet, Wheeljack
Missed Chances reviews
They may have been vastly different species, but when it came down to matters like love -- especially the pain losing such brought -- there were very few differences that set them apart.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 625 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/23/2009 - Ratchet, Sam Witwicky
A Dream is a Wish the Spark Makes reviews
One dreams of something -- anything -- more than what he has, while the other longs for the return to his previous, lesser life. They never expected to find what they desired in each other. Prowl/Jazz. NOT crack, and better than it sounds, I swear!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 26,760 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 4/13/2009 - Published: 3/4/2009 - Prowl, Jazz - Complete
Jacked Off reviews
All Mirage wanted after returning from a long and rather unsuccessful mision was a shower and some recharge. Hound gives him a little something extra. Hound/Mirage luvins
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,967 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/2/2009 - Mirage, Hound - Complete
Expectations reviews
Of all the things Optimus expected to see coming out of the CR chamber, this most certainly was not one of them. Dinobot and Rattrap seem to have a talent for confusing people.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,186 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/1/2009 - Optimus Primal - Complete
Cuddler reviews
He shouldn’t have been surprised. After all, the slaghead read poetry. For FUN. Dinobot/Rattrap nonsense.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,313 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/6/2009 - Dinobot, Rattrap - Complete
Collateral Damage reviews
Life goes on, even during times of war. Light-hearted humor followed by... almost-angst?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,535 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/22/2009
Three Little Words reviews
How do I love thee? Let me count the ways. The first time Jazz and Prowl say those three little words to one another.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,379 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 9/17/2008 - Published: 7/1/2008 - Prowl, Jazz - Complete
The Bet reviews
It started as a simple conversation, a passing thought initially laughed off. What it blew up into nobody expected especially the author . Prowl/Jazz Ironhide/Chromia Red Alert/Inferno Hound/Mirage Bluestreak/Twins
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,767 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/18/2008 - Complete
Comfort Level reviews
Jazz was a very patient mech, but sometimes enough is enough. quick little ProwlxJazz one-shot
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,226 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/18/2008 - Prowl, Jazz - Complete