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Does Voldemort Even Lift, Bro?
by zugrian reviews
This story takes the trope/cliche of Harry Potter working out to become a fitness buff to its logical and completely ridiculous endgame. Now it's time to meet Beefcake Harry, Dudebro supreme. Also starring his mentor, a great big buff guy... named Thanos. And stoner Dumbledore, because why not?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Marvel - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 84,696 - Reviews: 393 - Favs: 1,174 - Follows: 1,372 - Updated: 5/11 - Published: 7/13/2020 - Harry P., Parvati P., Padma P., Thanos
A Sith's Second Chance
by VFSNAKE reviews
Vader gave his life for his son. He has slain the Emperor. The prophecy is fulfilled. But the Force is not happy. The prophecy was fulfilled too late in the design of things and sends its Chosen One back in time to where he can make a difference. Now Vader is in his prime, fully healed, sans the right arm being mechanical, and knowledge of the future. How will this play out?
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 10 - Words: 133,703 - Reviews: 1386 - Favs: 5,677 - Follows: 5,784 - Updated: 4/26 - Published: 3/3/2018 - Darth Vader, Anakin Skywalker, Qui-Gon J. - Complete
by Solaris242 reviews
Humanity never developed FTL. The Prothean archives contained no technology, no Element Zero, just a warning. Isolated from the rest of the galaxy for two thousand years, restricted to their only system, how will humanity have changed when they first meet the Turians? AU, alternate history of humanity and First Contact.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 27 - Words: 79,685 - Reviews: 2878 - Favs: 7,800 - Follows: 8,440 - Updated: 2/16 - Published: 5/7/2013 - Complete
Mass Effect - Future Imperfect
by MizDirected reviews
Jane Shepard wears many labels. Survivor. Hero. Tiny. Fierce. Smart-mouth. Loyal. Mad woman. The truth, however, is never simple. Stopping Nihlus from leaving the Normandy alone, Shepard throws the galaxy down a rabbit hole that can only end in a dark and brutal war. AU canon-divergent. M for language, sex.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 172 - Words: 1,020,110 - Reviews: 2651 - Favs: 727 - Follows: 799 - Updated: 9/3/2020 - Published: 10/1/2013 - [J. Garson, Garrus V., Nihlus K.] Tali'Zorah
The Only Right Choice
by guubear reviews
Shepard was a total noob during the first play through. She made terrible choices, skipped quests, and she didn't buy any DLCs. Hopefully she would do a better job saving the galaxy at new game plus. Rate M for sex and violence.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 219,558 - Reviews: 716 - Favs: 1,798 - Follows: 2,182 - Updated: 3/16/2020 - Published: 1/28/2016 - [Shepard, Liara T'Soni]
by keitaya reviews
What if Hermione told the truth about why she was atacked in first year?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 45,589 - Reviews: 1745 - Favs: 4,890 - Follows: 5,342 - Updated: 12/23/2019 - Published: 1/30/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
by LPK9 reviews
The Skywalker twins arrive earlier than in canon, profoundly altering the future of the galaxy. Revenge of the Sith AU.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 26 - Words: 67,262 - Reviews: 462 - Favs: 539 - Follows: 436 - Updated: 11/24/2019 - Published: 5/27/2019 - Luke S., Leia O., Darth Vader, Padmé Amidala - Complete
Revan's Rotten Holiday
by Full-Paragon reviews
Oh dear. I seem to have awakened on a Republic ship with a smashing headache. My apprentice has betrayed me, my troops have abandoned me, I haven't been laid in ages, and all I have is this dinky blaster. I suppose it's time to remind everyone why I am Darth Revan, Dark Lord of the Sith. What do you mean, my name is Ferc Kyja? Blast. This is going to be a rather rotten holiday.
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 90,427 - Reviews: 496 - Favs: 1,385 - Follows: 1,486 - Updated: 11/6/2019 - Published: 5/12/2013 - Revan, Bastila S., Mission V., HK-47
The Catalyst For Revenge
by Jade Tatsu reviews
Shepard chose to destroy Sovereign. The Council then declared war on the SA for that betrayal. The Humans tried to fight but it was a losing battle. Subjugation leading to extinction was not acceptable for making the hard military decision so the Humans chose another path and made a deal with the Reapers. The galaxy and the Cycle would never be the same. AU Eternity beckons.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 162 - Words: 1,180,028 - Reviews: 4569 - Favs: 1,535 - Follows: 1,491 - Updated: 10/10/2019 - Published: 10/10/2016 - Ashley W., Illusive Man, Harbinger, Shepard - Complete
The House of Potter Rebuilt
by DisobedienceWriter reviews
A curious 11-year-old Harry begins acting on the strange and wonderful things he observes in the wizarding world. He might just turn out very differently, and the world with him.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 140,934 - Reviews: 1960 - Favs: 9,257 - Follows: 8,782 - Updated: 9/10/2019 - Published: 5/6/2016 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Shadow of the Demon
by ArlyssTolero reviews
A mad plan two decades in the making has finally come to fruition and Ra's al Ghul, formerly Harry Potter, awakens in his 14-year-old body, intent on cleansing the Light and the Dark of those corrupting them. To do so, he becomes The Phoenix, and soon discovers that there is a new responsibility on his shoulders: to lead the magical equivalent of the League of Assassins.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Arrow - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 54,352 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 595 - Follows: 479 - Updated: 9/8/2019 - Published: 8/24/2019 - Harry P., Voldemort, Albus D., Ra's al Ghul - Complete
by ack1308 reviews
Taylor gains powers in the locker; this much is familiar. But the power she gets, and what she does with it, begins to change things around considerably. Faced with the pressure of the power she has, and official apathy, she must make her own decisions, and take a different route to achieve her goals. There will be trouble.
Worm - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 37 - Words: 180,285 - Reviews: 1485 - Favs: 4,584 - Follows: 4,494 - Updated: 8/19/2019 - Published: 12/16/2014 - Shadow Stalker, Armsmaster, Über, Leet - Complete
It Gets Worse
by ack1308 reviews
This is a Taylor Hebert centric story, starting just after the locker. Details after that are sketchy ...
Worm - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 21 - Words: 152,972 - Reviews: 1790 - Favs: 4,065 - Follows: 3,198 - Updated: 7/26/2019 - Published: 12/4/2015 - Shadow Stalker, Danny H., Emma B., Madison C. - Complete
by Geralt reviews
AU. Hidden security cams on Eden Prime's spaceport caught Saren's actions. Quick thinking saved the Beacon. Quick wit forced the Council to listen. Even the Thorian played ball. In the end, the small divergences were enough to prove the big truth: the Reapers were coming. And the evidence was Undisputed.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 332,923 - Reviews: 694 - Favs: 1,316 - Follows: 1,436 - Updated: 12/16/2018 - Published: 11/13/2016 - J. Garson, Garrus V., Liara T'Soni, Shepard
by AngelaStarCat reviews
Harry Potter is not standing up in his crib when the Killing Curse strikes him, and the cursed scar has far more terrible consequences. But some souls will not be broken by horrible circumstance. Some people won't let the world drag them down. Strong men rise from such beginnings, and powerful gifts can be gained in terrible curses. (HP/HG, Scientist!Harry)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 38 - Words: 324,281 - Reviews: 5565 - Favs: 16,484 - Follows: 14,733 - Updated: 9/25/2018 - Published: 1/1/2015 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Remedial Jedi Theology
by MarbleGlove reviews
Let us consider the fact that the Jedi Order is a monastic religious organization based out of a temple, with five basic tenets of faith. A canon-divergence and fix-it for the prequel trilogy.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 51,170 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 515 - Follows: 208 - Updated: 8/14/2018 - Published: 6/30/2018 - Anakin Skywalker, Obi-Wan K. - Complete
For Love of Magic
by Noodlehammer reviews
A different upbringing leaves Harry Potter with an early knowledge of magic and a view towards the Wizarding World not as an escape from the Dursleys, but as an opportunity to learn more about it. Unfortunately, he quickly finds that there are many elements in this new world that are unwilling to leave the Boy-Who-Lived alone.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 56 - Words: 812,590 - Reviews: 12403 - Favs: 14,272 - Follows: 12,438 - Updated: 8/13/2018 - Published: 12/15/2015 - Harry P. - Complete
The Price is Right
by High Pot In Noose reviews
Point of deviation: Harry's primary school taught Home Economics. Harry's not going to let the wonders of magic take away his common sense, and if he can get a good deal, he's going to take it. Meanwhile, money is fun, but magic is funner. AU
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 52,637 - Reviews: 1372 - Favs: 7,506 - Follows: 4,729 - Updated: 7/10/2018 - Published: 12/2/2013 - Harry P., Dean T., Justin F., Morag M. - Complete
Who Did It?
by kb0 reviews
When his name comes out of the Goblet of Fire, Harry wants to know who put his name in. The professors aren't cooperating, so he takes matters into his own hands.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,524 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 2,337 - Follows: 885 - Published: 4/1/2018 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry the Hufflepuff 3 - Harry's Year off
by BajaB reviews
Sequel - Read the others first, of course. Lazy!harry is back for another year of doing nothing. This will not be a long story. Sorry for the wait.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 23,981 - Reviews: 717 - Favs: 3,894 - Follows: 1,746 - Updated: 3/10/2018 - Published: 11/23/2014 - Complete
A Peculiar Dream
by LPK9 reviews
Luke Skywalker, age 20, has a very strange dream one night. The future changes. Post ANH AU. Now with second Epilogue!
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 53 - Words: 161,018 - Reviews: 1188 - Favs: 1,056 - Follows: 876 - Updated: 1/26/2018 - Published: 6/28/2017 - Luke S., Leia O., Han S., Darth Vader - Complete
by The Mad Mad Reviewer reviews
Something new has arrived in the Forbidden Forest, and the Boy-Who-Lived never arrived at Hogwarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 33,831 - Reviews: 259 - Favs: 3,281 - Follows: 1,139 - Published: 12/10/2017 - Complete
Hermione Granger, Demonologist
by BrilliantLady reviews
Hermione was eight when she summoned her first demon. She was lonely. He asked what she wanted, and she said a friend to have tea parties with. It confused him a lot. But that wasn't going to stop him from striking a promising deal with the young witch. Dark!Hermione, Slytherin!Hermione, occult theme. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Supernatural - Chapters: 11 - Words: 50,955 - Reviews: 1272 - Favs: 4,696 - Follows: 2,569 - Updated: 10/19/2017 - Published: 8/14/2017 - Hermione G., Theodore N. - Complete
by lastcrazyhorn reviews
A disabled Harry comes to Hogwarts story. Everyone expects him to be like his dad, but how can he be with such a different past? A Slytherin Harry takes on Hogwarts in an unusual way.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror/Fantasy - Chapters: 37 - Words: 108,042 - Reviews: 2813 - Favs: 6,621 - Follows: 6,326 - Updated: 8/20/2017 - Published: 3/29/2011 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Hedwig Slightly Unhinged
by Temporal Knight reviews
Hedwig is a very smart owl; none would dare deny that! So what is a very smart owl to do when she finds her human's living conditions unsatisfactory? Finding a new home is top of the list. Finding a mate for him is right after it. After all how is an owl supposed to justify having owlets if her human hasn't had children of his own yet? Very much a humor fic, no bashing of anyone.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,574 - Reviews: 362 - Favs: 4,078 - Follows: 1,597 - Published: 8/6/2017 - Harry P., Hedwig - Complete
by LPK9 reviews
Darth Vader just misses capturing Princess Leia on the Tantive IV above Tatooine, sparking a massive search for her and the Death Star plans on the planet below. To Vader's complete shock, he discovers family on the sun scorched planet of his youth. AU starting at the beginning of a New Hope. Now with Epilogue!
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 50 - Words: 144,790 - Reviews: 785 - Favs: 1,046 - Follows: 728 - Updated: 7/7/2017 - Published: 3/8/2017 - Luke S., Leia O., Darth Vader, Padmé Amidala - Complete
The many Deaths of Harry Potter
by ShayneT reviews
In a world with a pragmatic, intelligent Voldemort, Harry discovers that he has the power to live, die and repeat until he gets it right.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 78 - Words: 242,571 - Reviews: 3987 - Favs: 6,992 - Follows: 4,459 - Updated: 6/14/2017 - Published: 3/1/2017 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Lightning Lord
by Colt01 reviews
This is smart! Powerful! Ravenclaw! Harry; How would the wizarding world react to a Boy Who Lived who is much different from what they expected? One that is set to change the course of the magical world forever? Grey Harry; Manipulative! Dumbledore; Harry/Daphne
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 51 - Words: 236,440 - Reviews: 3860 - Favs: 11,112 - Follows: 7,459 - Updated: 5/11/2017 - Published: 11/24/2016 - Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
A Dramatic Reading
by White Squirrel reviews
Umbridge finds seven books about Harry Potter from another dimension in the Room of Requirement and decides to read them aloud to the school in an ill-advised attempt to discredit Dumbledore. Hilarity ensues. Features an actual plot, realistic reactions, decent pacing, *and minimal quotations*.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Parody - Chapters: 18 - Words: 56,579 - Reviews: 899 - Favs: 3,633 - Follows: 2,400 - Updated: 4/2/2017 - Published: 1/15/2017 - Harry P. - Complete
She Summons Sea Things by the Sea Shore
by mp3.1415player reviews
Another weird idea I had while mulling over ideas for Taylor Varga which didn't quite fit in that story. Not exactly funny, it's rather more dark than I normally write. Sort of a horror story, mostly by implication. Only a short quick one-shot but it's not impossible I may revisit this one day. There's scope for more.
Crossover - Worm & Cthulhu Mythos - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,288 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 651 - Follows: 347 - Published: 3/14/2017 - Kid Win, E. Piggot, Assault
Amalgum – Lockhart's Folly
by tkepner reviews
Death wants free of its Master and proposes sending Harry back in time to avoid the unnecessary deaths in fighting Voldemort. Harry readily accepts, thinking he'll start anew as a Firstie. Instead, Harry's soul, magic, and memories end up at the beginning of Second Year — in GILDEROY LOCKHART!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 192,977 - Reviews: 2112 - Favs: 7,042 - Follows: 4,137 - Updated: 2/20/2017 - Published: 4/24/2016 - Harry P., Hermione G., Gilderoy L., Bellatrix L. - Complete
A Captain And A Madman
by RazielLordOfSquirrels reviews
When a strange, blue box appears in the middle of Federation territory, motionless and without power, it's up to the crew of the Enterprise D to determine just who its strange occupant is... and if he is friend or foe. Even as that very madman wonders just what kind of reality he's found himself in... and if he really wants to find his way back... (SOME REVIEWS CONTAIN SPOILERS)
Crossover - StarTrek: The Next Generation & Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 95,677 - Reviews: 400 - Favs: 1,196 - Follows: 486 - Updated: 1/14/2017 - Published: 5/23/2013 - Complete
Harry Potter and the Rune Stone Path
by Temporal Knight reviews
10 year old Harry finds a chest left by his mother with books on some of her favorite subjects. Discovering he has a talent for understanding and creating runes sets Harry onto a very different path than anyone had expected. Shortcuts, inventions, and a bit of support go a long way! Pairings: H/Hr/NT/FD/DG. Ron/Molly bashing and GreaterGood!Dumbledore.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 517,796 - Reviews: 6308 - Favs: 18,300 - Follows: 14,124 - Updated: 12/28/2016 - Published: 4/15/2016 - [Harry P., Hermione G., Fleur D., N. Tonks] - Complete
by SilverWolf7007 reviews
"I'm still alive, as you may surmise from this note. Of course, I could be dead and someone is faking the letter to fool you…" Harry is NOT happy about being left at Privet Drive all summer with no one to talk to.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 29,689 - Reviews: 7174 - Favs: 15,397 - Follows: 11,819 - Updated: 9/19/2016 - Published: 9/17/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L. - Complete
Death Never Dies
by coincidencless reviews
One does not simply kill the Old God of Death. Now, it has reincarnated itself...
Warcraft - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 40 - Words: 237,519 - Reviews: 286 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 8/29/2016 - Published: 2/19/2015 - Draenei, Human - Complete
The Very Best
by BrilliantLady reviews
They told Harry that magic was real, but had limits. He saw no reason why that had to be so. Why should you only be able to break some laws of nature and physics? He wanted a pet Pikachu – but that was just the beginning. Powerful!Harry, Super!Harry, magical theory, Harry/Luna. Serious fic with a large serving of silliness & fun. Complete.
Crossover - Pokémon & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 23,174 - Reviews: 782 - Favs: 4,650 - Follows: 2,338 - Updated: 8/18/2016 - Published: 6/30/2016 - Pikachu, Harry P., Sirius B., Luna L. - Complete
The Accidental Animagus
by White Squirrel reviews
Harry escapes the Dursleys with a unique bout of accidental magic and eventually winds up at the Grangers' house. Now, he has what he always wanted: a loving family, and he'll need their help to take on the magical world and vanquish the dark lord who has pursued him from birth. Years 1-4. Sequel posted.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 112 - Words: 697,191 - Reviews: 5161 - Favs: 9,438 - Follows: 7,920 - Updated: 7/30/2016 - Published: 11/20/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Handbook of Elf Psychology
by evansentranced reviews
Sequel to Fantastic Elves and Where to Find Them! Harry is captured by wizards and brought to a castle. The wizards are obnoxious, but there's a lovely wood nearby which is quaintly named the "Forbidden" Forest. Harry thinks that's adorable.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 99,261 - Reviews: 2635 - Favs: 6,931 - Follows: 6,521 - Updated: 6/21/2016 - Published: 9/8/2012 - Harry P., Draco M., Severus S., Luna L. - Complete
The Dragon of Moria
by PristinelyUngifted reviews
After the Battle of Hogwarts, everyone expected Harry Potter to become an auror. Harry himself expected it, right up until the moment came to apply to the academy. He takes up a hobby instead, and it leads him to a whole new world.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,331 - Reviews: 378 - Favs: 3,382 - Follows: 1,681 - Published: 6/18/2016 - [Harry P., Legolas] Kreacher, Gandalf - Complete
by White Squirrel reviews
What would have been the appropriate response to a creature that can kill with a look being set loose in the only magical school in Britain? It would have been a lot more than a pat on the head from Dumbledore and a mug of hot cocoa.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 34,020 - Reviews: 1216 - Favs: 6,934 - Follows: 5,177 - Updated: 5/29/2016 - Published: 5/22/2015 - Harry P., Amelia B. - Complete
Mass Effect Reloaded
by thebluninja reviews
Is a second chance enough? Instead of the Catalyst's choices, Shepard lucks into a cosmic loophole. Thrown back to the very start of her Spectre career, she has to try and save the galaxy again from the Reapers ... but does she really know what's coming? 2015 NaNoWriMo winner!
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 97 - Words: 335,916 - Reviews: 1852 - Favs: 1,870 - Follows: 2,143 - Updated: 3/29/2016 - Published: 1/19/2013 - J. Garson, Garrus V., Admiral Hackett, Shadow Broker
by ArcturusWolf reviews
Nirn has been unified under the banner of the Empire, and its subjects reach to the stars. Fearing contact by a hostile species, they build up their military might; what will happen when an intrepid Batarian slaver ring opens a Mass Relay and attacks this Empire? Will they ever accept peace? M: V/L
Crossover - Elder Scroll series & Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 25 - Words: 166,991 - Reviews: 531 - Favs: 1,284 - Follows: 1,306 - Updated: 3/11/2016 - Published: 7/24/2013 - Dragonborn/Dovahkiin, J. Garson - Complete
Harry Gets Angry
by Fairywm reviews
If Harry can stand up to his abusive relatives, why not stand up to Snape? Read as he snaps during his first potions class. Independent Harry, who protest his treatment and stands up for his rights.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,431 - Reviews: 261 - Favs: 2,371 - Follows: 1,222 - Updated: 3/2/2016 - Published: 3/1/2016 - Harry P., Severus S., Albus D. - Complete
Survivor, Reject, Courier, Conqueror
by DisobedienceWriter reviews
AU. Honor Harrington and a small group of survivors are stranded on an unknown planet where they discover one piece of advanced alien technology. Everything in the balance of power throughout hundreds of inhabited worlds begins to change.
Honor Harrington - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 33,463 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 132 - Published: 1/7/2016 - Complete
Instruments of Destruction
by alexanderwales reviews
Admiral Tian Jerjerrod tackles the impossible task of building the second Death Star.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,321 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 332 - Follows: 125 - Published: 12/23/2015 - Complete
His Greatest Wish
by AndromedaMarine reviews
It has been Severus Snape's greatest wish to go back and fix his life with Lily. What happens when he suddenly gets the chance, remembers everything, and has changed enough to avoid Slytherin? Marauder-era, pre- and established Severus/Lily. 50/50 COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 50 - Words: 231,363 - Reviews: 1462 - Favs: 2,348 - Follows: 1,777 - Updated: 12/11/2015 - Published: 12/11/2010 - Lily Evans P., Severus S. - Complete
Through the Veil Strangely
by littlewhitecat reviews
When Sirius falls through the Veil in the Department of Mysteries Harry attempts to nose-dive after him. A strange encounter for Harry radically changes his world view;why worry about a Dark Lord when there's a good book to explore?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 70,340 - Reviews: 397 - Favs: 2,065 - Follows: 1,449 - Updated: 11/16/2015 - Published: 2/28/2014 - Complete
If Looks Could Kill
by questionablequotation reviews
ONE-SHOT: After Arthur Weasley nearly dies at the Ministry, Harry wonders why Voldemort's snake isn't something more exotic...really, no self-respecting Parseltongue should limit himself to something as mundane as a regular snake. In which Harry makes use of what he learned in Care of Magical Creatures, Kreacher is forced to cooperate, and the Chamber hides a new Secret..
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,243 - Reviews: 434 - Favs: 5,474 - Follows: 1,631 - Published: 10/21/2015 - Complete
A Big Ball of Wibbly-Wobbly
by Colubrina reviews
The war is over, the good guys have won, and Hermione Granger goes to sleep in her lovely flat only to wake up in 1953 in the bed of someone she'd really much rather were dead. "I'm working on the 'kill Lord Voldemort now, work out the temporal paradox issues later' plan," she tells him. He laughs. Tomione. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 27,084 - Reviews: 1698 - Favs: 4,544 - Follows: 1,631 - Updated: 10/13/2015 - Published: 9/15/2015 - [Hermione G., Tom R. Jr.] Antonin D., Abraxas M. - Complete
by DragonKingDragneel25 reviews
Just before his third year. Harry finds his mother's school trunk in the Dursley's attic. Inside he finds a Japanese katana augmented with several charms and runes and documents he was supposed to have seen his eleventh birthday! Now, armed with his mother's "anti-magic" sword, he will carve his own path and embrace his more Slytherin side in order to defeat Voldemort.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 11 - Words: 63,835 - Reviews: 668 - Favs: 3,427 - Follows: 2,475 - Updated: 7/31/2015 - Published: 5/4/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G., Blaise Z., Daphne G. - Complete
Madness at the Gate
by ZenoNoKyuubi reviews
The sequel to ItMoaS. Mad scientist Harry Potter, now twenty years old, is sent to the SGC to half-join SG-1, accompanying them on missions. However, this job, which was just supposed to be providing Harry with research and allow him to expand on his knowledge, will have him make grand discoveries about himself and that of the entire magical race. Harry/Tonks/possibly more
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 200,523 - Reviews: 3676 - Favs: 5,796 - Follows: 4,628 - Updated: 6/10/2015 - Published: 5/4/2013 - Anise/Freya, Harry P., N. Tonks - Complete
The Green Girl
by Colubrina reviews
Hermione is sorted into Slytherin; how will things play out differently when the brains of the Golden Trio has different friends? AU. Darkish Dramione. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 150,467 - Reviews: 5912 - Favs: 13,454 - Follows: 4,748 - Updated: 4/26/2015 - Published: 2/6/2015 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
by ack1308 reviews
This is a silly crack fic that I decided to write up. It's technically the sequel to I, Panacea, which is in turn the sequel to Security!. In it, Mike Allen shows up in Scion's head. Hijinks ensue.
Worm - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,499 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 931 - Follows: 519 - Updated: 3/20/2015 - Published: 2/14/2015 - Alexandria, Eidolon, E. Piggot, Scion - Complete
Always Read the Fine Print
by questionablequotation reviews
ONE-SHOT. After being entered into the Tri-Wizard Tournament against his will, Harry does some independent research on what precisely "magically binding" means...and comes up with a very different approach to the competition. As they say, the pen is mightier than the sword...but is the quill mightier than the wand?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,463 - Reviews: 340 - Favs: 4,709 - Follows: 1,610 - Published: 3/16/2015 - Harry P. - Complete
by Emerald Ashes reviews
The presence of a foreign soul may have unexpected side effects on a growing child. I am Lord Volde...Harry Potter. I'm Harry Potter. In which Harry is insane, Hermione is a Dark Lady-in-training, Ginny is a minion, and Ron is confused.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 21 - Words: 104,212 - Reviews: 1808 - Favs: 9,851 - Follows: 4,614 - Updated: 2/3/2015 - Published: 9/7/2014 - Harry P. - Complete
In Care Of
by Fang's Fawn reviews
During the summer before sixth year, Harry finds an injured bat in the garden and decides to try to heal it...and an unwilling Snape learns just what kind of a person Harry Potter really is. No slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 47,029 - Reviews: 2204 - Favs: 11,776 - Follows: 4,086 - Updated: 2/3/2015 - Published: 3/16/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Bid Time Return
by Daniella Harwood reviews
After she dies giving birth to the twins, Padmé is given the chance to go back in time and rewrite the history of the Republic. It is an opportunity to save her love, - even if it means saving him from herself, - the lives of many and the Republic from Palpatine, But as she strives to do so, many changes arise, from which comes a future she never looked for.
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 67,809 - Reviews: 507 - Favs: 1,330 - Follows: 550 - Updated: 1/30/2015 - Published: 9/19/2014 - [Padmé Amidala, Obi-Wan K.] - Complete
The Birth of Evil
by DisobedienceWriter reviews
Tom Riddle was able to use magic long before he received a wand. In this AU, Harry has the same grasp on his magic...and a hatred for Muggles... Watch the birth of evil. Smart!Dark!Evil!Harry, All 7 Years
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 25,965 - Reviews: 998 - Favs: 7,661 - Follows: 2,260 - Updated: 1/26/2015 - Published: 3/15/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
by Darkpetal16 reviews
Harry Potter could never be the hero. But, she might make a great villain. Satire. Parody. -COMPLETE- F!Harry Fem!Harry Gray!Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 218,497 - Reviews: 1635 - Favs: 8,580 - Follows: 4,724 - Updated: 1/18/2015 - Published: 7/13/2013 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr., Basilisk - Complete
Children of Nemesis
by Solaris242 reviews
There was a theory once, about Nemesis, the Dark Star. Stillborn twin to the sun, it wandered the void, black and cold, and every 25 million years, came back home. AU.
Mass Effect - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,142 - Reviews: 282 - Favs: 1,292 - Follows: 1,538 - Updated: 1/15/2015 - Published: 9/11/2013
Time to Put Your Galleons Where Your Mouth Is
by Tsume Yuki reviews
Harry had never been able to comprehend a sibling relationship before, but he always thought he'd be great at it. Until, as Master of Death, he's reborn one Turais Rigel Black, older brother to Sirius and Regulus. (Rebirth/time travel and Master of Death Harry)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 46,303 - Reviews: 3291 - Favs: 22,502 - Follows: 8,794 - Updated: 1/14/2015 - Published: 8/11/2014 - Harry P., Sirius B., Regulus B., Walburga B. - Complete
by ClassicalGal reviews
A little girl is found unconscious by the side of a country road in Delaware. When she wakes in the hospital the next morning, she has an impossible story to tell.
Lois and Clark - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 53 - Words: 149,684 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 12/29/2014 - Published: 12/23/2014 - OC, Lois L., Clark K./Superman, H. G. Wells - Complete
Digging for the Bones
by paganaidd reviews
Because of a student death, new measures are being taken to screen students for abuse. With Dumbledore facing an enquiry, Snape is in charge of making sure every student receives an examination. Abused!Harry. Character death. Sevitis. In answer to the "New Measures for Screening Abuse" challenge at Potions and Snitches. Yes, it is a "Snape is Harry's biological father" story.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 62 - Words: 212,292 - Reviews: 6566 - Favs: 11,360 - Follows: 8,716 - Updated: 11/27/2014 - Published: 2/27/2011 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The Spirit of Redemption
by Myetel reviews
The Spectres fight against threats to both the galaxy and their families on Mindoir. Shepard/Garrus, multiple OCs, largely expanded universe. Includes Redemption, Hunt, Unity, and Victory.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 162 - Words: 3,404,794 - Reviews: 2041 - Favs: 872 - Follows: 494 - Updated: 10/14/2014 - Published: 2/11/2011 - Garrus V., J. Garson - Complete
by College Fool reviews
The Enclave and Napoleon and Supermutant Pirates, oh my! What do these three things have in common? Come in and find out. This is the tale of the telling of the story of a war in the Bayou and the Mighty Mississippi. What will your Navigator find at the end? Game Masters and Designers invited.
Fallout - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 52 - Words: 141,543 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 8/29/2014 - Published: 6/13/2014 - Complete
Inspected By No 13
by Clell65619 reviews
When he learns that flying anywhere near a Dragon is a recipe for suicide, Harry tries a last minute change of tactics, one designed to use the power of the Bureaucracy forcing him to compete against itself. Little does he know that his solution is its own kind of trap.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,472 - Reviews: 1556 - Favs: 9,638 - Follows: 3,765 - Updated: 8/20/2014 - Published: 6/26/2014 - Complete
The Metropolitan Man
by alexanderwales reviews
The year is 1934, and Superman has arrived in Metropolis. Features Lex Luthor as the villain protagonist as he comes to grips with the arrival of an alien god. Occasional point-of-view chapters/sections featuring Lois Lane. Takes place outside any established comics continuity. Complete.
Superman - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 80,698 - Reviews: 583 - Favs: 1,407 - Follows: 819 - Updated: 7/25/2014 - Published: 5/18/2014 - L. Luthor, Lois L., Clark K./Kal-El/Superman - Complete
by Silently Watches reviews
Response to Paladeus's challenge "Champions of Lilith". Harry, Hermione, and Luna get a chance to travel back in time and prevent the hell that England became under Voldemort's rule, and maybe line their pockets while they're at it. Lunar Harmony; plenty of innuendo, dark humor, some bashing included; manipulative!Dumbles; jerk!Snape; bad!Molly, Ron, Ginny
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 245,545 - Reviews: 6563 - Favs: 13,558 - Follows: 8,961 - Updated: 7/23/2014 - Published: 6/19/2012 - [Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L.] - Complete
by EgotisticalIndustries reviews
By the time Humanity discovered eezo, they didn't need it. Watch and see as the synthetic offspring of humanity use entire solar systems as raw materials, alienate the Council, and curbstomp the Reapers. (REAPERS DEAD, SHOOT IDEAS FOR AN ACTUAL THREAT AT ME PLEASE!)
Mass Effect - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Suspense - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,957 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 6/28/2014 - Published: 6/24/2014 - Complete
by RobSt reviews
What will happen when a goblin-raised Harry arrives at Hogwarts. A Harry who has received training, already knows the prophecy and has no scar. With the backing of the goblin nation and Hogwarts herself. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 106 - Words: 737,006 - Reviews: 28890 - Favs: 28,145 - Follows: 17,584 - Updated: 6/8/2014 - Published: 6/5/2012 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
by White Angel of Auralon reviews
Harry Potter had enough of the stupidity of the Wizarding World. If they all believed that he was a dark wizard, just because he could talk to snakes, screw them! He didn't need them. And who ever said that all prophecies did come true? (No horcruxes).
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,910 - Reviews: 597 - Favs: 6,501 - Follows: 2,066 - Published: 5/4/2014 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Hope Through Overwhelming Firepower
by Border42 reviews
The smallest act or difference can be all that is needed to change the future. Now Diebuster!Taylor stands to make more than small or simple changes for the future of mankind.
Crossover - Gunbuster & Worm - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 47 - Words: 75,958 - Reviews: 640 - Favs: 2,636 - Follows: 1,400 - Updated: 4/14/2014 - Published: 12/9/2013 - Skitter - Complete
For the Hierarchy
by Tuffet37 reviews
AU -First Contact War ended with humans becoming a client race of the turians. Shepard joins the turian military hoping for a better life for herself and her family. Life among the turians is not easy but the unexpected friendship of a fellow recruit, Garrus Vakarian, is more than she could have imagined. M for canon style violence, language and mature situations.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 35 - Words: 83,306 - Reviews: 315 - Favs: 486 - Follows: 392 - Updated: 2/3/2014 - Published: 3/30/2013 - Garrus V., Shepard - Complete
Mass Effect: The First War
by ProfFartBurger reviews
The Prothean Ruins weren't. They contained little more than mentionings of an Alien Society; as a result, humanity develops on a completely different path than what was intended, and when first contact is made not with the Turians, but a desperate, destitute race viewed as beggars and thieves, how will this dying race change Humanity? And how will Humanity change the Galaxy? *A/U!*
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 22 - Words: 200,906 - Reviews: 1889 - Favs: 3,855 - Follows: 2,803 - Updated: 1/12/2014 - Published: 1/26/2013 - OC - Complete
Better Be- Ravenclaw!
by Ares.Granger reviews
This story came from the thought that the Weasley introduction was a setup. This is NOT a time-travel story. The premise is that the Dursleys got him there very early and Hermione, being the perfectionist that she is, also arrived very early. Thus they meet and the glory of H/Hr begins. AU For now not a T rating, will probably change in later chapters.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 33,769 - Reviews: 821 - Favs: 5,203 - Follows: 2,065 - Updated: 12/13/2013 - Published: 11/24/2013 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Return of a Jedi
by JHMLYNDALE reviews
Darth Vader collapses on the bridge of the Executor as visions through the force overwhelm him. He realises his son has been killed and Palpatine is responsible for ordering this. Acknowledgements to Timothy Zahn for the original plot bunny.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 23 - Words: 76,465 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 354 - Follows: 204 - Updated: 11/24/2013 - Published: 7/14/2013 - Darth Vader, E. Palpatine, Leia O. - Complete
Angry Harry and the Seven
by Sinyk reviews
Just how will Dumbledore cope with a Harry who is smart, knowledgeable, sticks up for himself and, worst still, is betrothed? A Harry who has a penchant for losing his temper? Ravenclaw/Smart(alek)/Lord/Harry Almostcanon/Dumbledore Non-friend/Ron Harry&Daphne (Haphne). No Harem. Rating is for language and minor 'Lime' scenes.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 87 - Words: 490,097 - Reviews: 4799 - Favs: 15,032 - Follows: 6,521 - Updated: 10/22/2013 - Published: 10/9/2013 - Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
by TheBeardedOne reviews
After resigning from the Jedi Order, Ahsoka didn't expect to find herself sent to a new world, especially a world where a young boy needed her help... (Epilogue 1 links to Knave Squadron.)
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 57 - Words: 136,800 - Reviews: 2230 - Favs: 3,801 - Follows: 2,331 - Updated: 10/19/2013 - Published: 5/5/2013 - Ahsoka T., Harry P. - Complete
by Tuffet37 reviews
AU where the turians are kept as pets and considered little more than smart animals. Spectre agent Shepard, by chance, uncovers the dark truth hidden by those in power and struggles to bring the truth to light. M for violence, language and mature situations.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 56,577 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 307 - Follows: 209 - Updated: 10/12/2013 - Published: 4/2/2013 - Garrus V., Saren A., Nihlus K., Shepard - Complete
by Lord Silvere reviews
Harry is a prisoner, and Bellatrix has fallen from grace. The accidental activation of Bella's treasured heirloom results in another chance for Harry. It also gives him the opportunity to make the acquaintance of the young and enigmatic Bellatrix Black as they change the course of history.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 46 - Words: 392,449 - Reviews: 7954 - Favs: 16,774 - Follows: 10,128 - Updated: 9/21/2013 - Published: 11/14/2009 - Harry P., Bellatrix L. - Complete
Knowledge is Useful, But Power is Power
by DisobedienceWriter reviews
Harry and Hermione are gifted a handwritten book at the beginning of Fourth Year. A book that reveals horrible truths about the world they live in. Prepare for a tougher Harry and a battle focused on the Ministry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 93,462 - Reviews: 1513 - Favs: 4,769 - Follows: 3,167 - Updated: 7/28/2013 - Published: 6/13/2012 - Complete
A Fate Worse than Death
by Clell65619 reviews
Harry Potter: The Sole Survivor of the Killing Curse. Ever wonder why?
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,666 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 835 - Follows: 365 - Published: 4/26/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Connection Reversed
by hermyd reviews
"Clear your mind!" wasn't actually the best advice. Harry is fed up and takes things into his own hands and discovers a way to end the war on his own terms. No one was expecting this of the Gryffindor Golden Boy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,495 - Reviews: 508 - Favs: 7,836 - Follows: 2,300 - Published: 3/24/2013 - [Harry P., Daphne G.] - Complete
A Curse of Truth
by butalearner reviews
An avid fanfiction reader falls into the Harry Potter Universe just before the Triwizard Tournament, and has to come to terms with what he's lost, take advantage of what he's gained, and figure out how to deal with the truths he's hiding. Complete! Detailed rune magic, witty banter...not your usual SI, so give it a shot! See my author page for more info.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 198,847 - Reviews: 1227 - Favs: 3,960 - Follows: 2,143 - Updated: 3/3/2013 - Published: 10/6/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G., OC, Daphne G. - Complete
Allure Immune Harry
by Racke reviews
Harry had no idea why the boys in the Great Hall drooled over themselves as the students from Beuxbatons made their entrance, but he knew better than to let an opportunity slip. He hurriedly stole Ron's sandwich. It tasted gloriously.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,628 - Reviews: 729 - Favs: 11,047 - Follows: 3,286 - Published: 12/29/2012 - Harry P., Fleur D. - Complete
Taking the Long View
by Lucillia reviews
What if Palpatine had been given much stronger precognitive abilities back when he was young, back in the days when all he cared about were racing and pissing off his father? If he'd known how much work becoming Supreme Ruler of the Galaxy would be back during his teenage years, would he have even bothered?
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,633 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 557 - Follows: 155 - Published: 12/7/2012 - E. Palpatine, Darth Maul - Complete
by loralee1 reviews
AU, Post HBP Snape travels back in time to warn pre SSPS Snape about what is to come. No DH Spoilers
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 41,690 - Reviews: 1308 - Favs: 3,508 - Follows: 1,845 - Updated: 11/1/2012 - Published: 9/19/2006 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
by Darth Marrs reviews
When Harry fell through the Veil of Death, that should have been the end of the story. But 40 days later he returned with a power never seen before, and a darkness in him that made both the dark and light fear him. H/HR/LL. Rated M.
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Fantasy - Chapters: 38 - Words: 156,348 - Reviews: 3377 - Favs: 5,965 - Follows: 3,752 - Updated: 10/27/2012 - Published: 1/7/2012 - Complete
by The Red Celt reviews
Fill for the kinkmeme: It's mid-1950s or so, and FemShep is unexpectedly visited one night by an alien invader, which just happens to be Garrus on a recon mission. Garrus is so intrigued that they develop a secret adorable and provocative relationship. Rated M for adult-type stuff in chapter 3 and language.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,655 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 34 - Published: 9/29/2012 - J. Garson, Garrus V., Shepard, Joker - Complete
Variations on a Theme, with Tank and Gunfire
by servantofclio reviews
Shepard finds herself reliving the last few years, from the beacon on Eden Prime to the battle on Earth. Again, and again, and again. How much can she change? How much should she change? M for language, occasional sexual situations.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 38,574 - Reviews: 264 - Favs: 624 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 9/28/2012 - Published: 9/6/2012 - [Garrus V., Shepard] - Complete
by LordsFire reviews
Systematically abused and degraded children do not suddenly turn into well-adjusted members of society when removed from the abusive situation. Nor do they tend to be very trusting of others, or forgiving. Sequel up.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 100,387 - Reviews: 2895 - Favs: 10,324 - Follows: 4,838 - Updated: 9/16/2012 - Published: 6/18/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Shepard, Queen of the Reapers
by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
Something happens that the Catalyst did not expect... And Shepard's taken on a few more upgrades. Oneshot, spoilers for ME3.
Mass Effect - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,002 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 434 - Follows: 126 - Published: 8/3/2012 - J. Garson, Garrus V. - Complete
Galaxy's Unlikeliest Hero
by BountyHuntress16 reviews
Sequel to Galaxy's Oldest Profession. She survived Omega's Merc gangs. Now, former hooker Shepard strives to determine her place on the Normandy, in Garrus' life and in a galaxy that needs saving.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 30,469 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 7/6/2012 - Published: 6/12/2012 - Garrus V., J. Garson - Complete
Follow the Light
by jon skywalker reviews
Anakin kills Palpatine instead of Windu that one night in the Chancellor's office. His secret wife, Padme, soon goes into labor. Will Anakin have to choose between the Jedi and his family?
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,688 - Reviews: 268 - Favs: 1,152 - Follows: 520 - Updated: 6/26/2012 - Published: 8/24/2011 - Anakin Skywalker, Padmé Amidala - Complete
Jamie Evans and Fate's Fool
by The Mad Mad Reviewer reviews
Harry Potter stepped back in time with enough plans to deal with just about everything fate could throw at him. He forgot one problem: He's fate's chewtoy. Mentions of rape, sex, unholy vengeance, and venomous squirrels. Reposted after takedown!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 77,208 - Reviews: 540 - Favs: 4,245 - Follows: 1,703 - Published: 6/2/2012 - [Harry P., N. Tonks] - Complete
by Thanatos34 reviews
Alternate ME3 ending. FemShep/Garrus. Complete. "I believe that was what made her so great: her refusal to accept that there was not a better way."
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 32,085 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 5/26/2012 - Published: 3/12/2012 - J. Garson, Garrus V. - Complete
by Rumour of an Alchemist reviews
An alternate universe where the worlds of Harry Potter and of secret global conspiracies collide. Parody! Rated T just to be on the safe side.
Crossover - Misc. Games & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,887 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 41 - Published: 5/15/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Galaxy's Oldest Profession
by BountyHuntress16 reviews
Meme fill. To survive on Omega, you can only look out for yourself. Yet Shepard, a smart-mouthed hooker with a mean right hook, finds herself drawn into Garrus Vakarian's mission to bring justice to her home and the gangs who overrun it.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 21,623 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 5/9/2012 - Published: 4/28/2012 - Garrus V., J. Garson - Complete
by Malicean reviews
Governmental contracts usually go to the lowest bidder. Even in galaxies far, far away. And, here or there, you get what you pay for.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Crime - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,252 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 1,150 - Follows: 343 - Updated: 4/8/2012 - Published: 4/3/2011 - Darth Vader, F. Piett, OC, General Veers - Complete
A Funny Thing Happened on the way to Annihilation
by ElectricZ reviews
ME3- Shepard is about to ruin the entire galaxy for everybody. Only Harbinger can save us now. Written before the EC, contains spoilers for ME3. T for language.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,946 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 65 - Published: 3/27/2012 - Shepard, Harbinger - Complete
An Elegant Solution
by James Golen reviews
Shepard isn't a soldier; he's an engineer. ME3 Ending-spoilers
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,843 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 765 - Follows: 201 - Published: 3/15/2012 - Shepard - Complete
100 Things Commander Shepard Crew'll Mutiny Over
by The Mad Dragon reviews
Shepard's crew, having had enough of some of her antics, has come together to compile a list of things she's no longer allowed to do.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,960 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 631 - Follows: 146 - Published: 1/17/2012 - J. Garson - Complete
by fringeperson reviews
Young Harry liked numbers, he liked using numbers and working out the value of things. When he found out that he was a wizard and had a big pile of gold... well, he had something new to calculate. oneshot, complete, don't own.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,141 - Reviews: 1414 - Favs: 15,775 - Follows: 4,328 - Published: 12/8/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry the Hufflepuff 2
by BajaB reviews
Lazy!Harry is back, and not doing very much at all...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 23,642 - Reviews: 1014 - Favs: 5,379 - Follows: 2,050 - Updated: 10/5/2011 - Published: 8/28/2011 - Complete
Wood and Cardboard
by garfieldodie reviews
A wagon ride in the woods is interrupted by a strange man in a bowtie looking for his time machine. It was around here somewhere... Calvin & Hobbes crossover with Doctor Who.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Calvin & Hobbes - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,040 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 444 - Follows: 100 - Published: 7/8/2011 - 11th Doctor, Calvin - Complete
by LunaStorm reviews
At age eight, Harry Potter had an epiphany. He realized, with the utter certainty that only an eight years old can have, that he was a Jedi.
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,655 - Reviews: 710 - Favs: 3,053 - Follows: 986 - Published: 6/21/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Mass Effect: A new past
by Bombsquad reviews
A different history to Mass Effect in which Human technology develops along different lines than anything the Citadel knows...an Alternative History of Mass Effect.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 137,294 - Reviews: 705 - Favs: 1,781 - Follows: 1,054 - Updated: 5/18/2011 - Published: 12/11/2010 - Complete
by lastcrazyhorn reviews
HP&OP. The professors no longer can scare Harry with talk of lost points, detentions or Quidditch suspensions. He's been beaten down for far too long, and he finally has reached his limit. Severus mentors, maybe guardian. Abuse, non-con, AU, evil!Ron
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 28 - Words: 118,869 - Reviews: 972 - Favs: 2,267 - Follows: 1,325 - Updated: 4/23/2011 - Published: 6/28/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
by Christy T reviews
"Let's pretend," she said suddenly. "Let's pretend that for one night, for one moment, neither of us is who we are. Let's say...I'm a daring smuggler off the southern rim, and you…" She looked at him. "Who will you be?" AU V/P. NOW COMPLETE with epilogue.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 92,402 - Reviews: 661 - Favs: 628 - Follows: 260 - Updated: 3/31/2011 - Published: 10/12/2009 - Darth Vader, Padmé Amidala - Complete
Driving Lord Vader
by frodogenic reviews
AU humor longshot. Companion piece to Lord Vader's Limpet. Sixteen-year-old Anakin Solo is on the manly quest for a space license, but the only person who can take him to the Department of Space Transportation is...his grandfather.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,289 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 890 - Follows: 193 - Published: 3/16/2011 - Darth Vader, Anakin Solo - Complete
by noobcake reviews
Garrus is injured on a mission and behaves strangely afterward. A kmeme fill.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,795 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 22 - Published: 2/26/2011 - Garrus V., J. Garson - Complete
by Weiila reviews
There is an age-old trick to estabilish an alliance between two nations, promising lasting peace. However, one must be aware that a union between Horde and Alliance would cause quite a stir. And it does. What-if story, Jaina/Thrall.
Warcraft - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 106,286 - Reviews: 560 - Favs: 761 - Follows: 382 - Updated: 2/12/2011 - Published: 6/8/2008 - Jaina Proudmoore, Thrall - Complete
Gryffindors Never Die
by ChipmonkOnSpeed reviews
Harry and Ron, both 58 and both alcoholics, are sent back to their 4th year and given a chance to do everything again. Will they be able to do it right this time? Or will history repeat itself? Canon to Epilogue, then not so much... (Reworked)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 74,394 - Reviews: 743 - Favs: 4,011 - Follows: 1,276 - Updated: 12/29/2010 - Published: 11/4/2010 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
Freaks Aren't Allowed
by lastcrazyhorn reviews
After nearly freezing to death outside his relative's home, little Harry is rescued first by a spirit and then a snarky git! The adventure isn't over yet though, as Snape soon realizes that his charge's problems aren't limited to just frostbite. Childfic
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 21 - Words: 45,237 - Reviews: 1246 - Favs: 4,993 - Follows: 1,558 - Updated: 11/30/2010 - Published: 6/22/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
by inthefadeforever reviews
this is a response to a prompt on masskink that got away from me - AU with no reapers, Shepard as a Spectre candidate and Saren as her instructor.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 23,181 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 50 - Published: 11/6/2010 - J. Garson, Saren A. - Complete
It's Raining Men, Hallelujah
by Asuka Kureru reviews
Conan already has some kind of corpse magnet power, but when Heiji is in his orbit the corpses actively come to them. From above. Witness.
Detective Conan/Case Closed - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,538 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 1,905 - Follows: 327 - Published: 10/16/2010 - Shinichi K./Conan E., Heiji H. - Complete
The Strange Disappearance of SallyAnne Perks
by Paimpont reviews
Harry recalls that a pale little girl called Sally-Anne was sorted into Hufflepuff during his first year, but no one else remembers her. Was there really a Sally-Anne? Harry and Hermione set out to solve the chilling mystery of the lost Hogwarts student.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 11 - Words: 36,835 - Reviews: 1915 - Favs: 5,352 - Follows: 1,714 - Updated: 10/8/2010 - Published: 8/16/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
by noobcake reviews
The Citadel Council tries to tie Garrus and femShep up in an open-ended project to "improve relations" between turians and humans. They didn't expect the two to cut right to the chase. The turian Councilor is most put out. Crack fic, contains smut.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,969 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 304 - Follows: 33 - Published: 7/30/2010 - Garrus V., J. Garson - Complete
by noobcake reviews
Shepard tried not to look, she really did. A Masskink fill, so...contains smut. Oneshot.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,858 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 33 - Published: 7/8/2010 - J. Garson, Garrus V. - Complete
by noobcake reviews
FemShep and Garrus vent their frustrations by shooting each other with concussive rounds. Contains smut. Oneshot.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,851 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 19 - Published: 6/13/2010 - Garrus V., J. Garson - Complete
by Silver Pard reviews
Hufflepuff is the house of the leftovers, the losers, the forgotten. Well, Tom Riddle thinks, it's time to change that.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,414 - Reviews: 524 - Favs: 3,779 - Follows: 782 - Published: 3/27/2010 - Tom R. Jr. - Complete
by witowsmp reviews
Professor McGonagall has watched the Dursleys all day and can see what sort of people they are. When Dumbledore leaves Harry on their doorstep and disappears, she takes him away. HHr
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 228,437 - Reviews: 5581 - Favs: 8,987 - Follows: 4,790 - Updated: 3/16/2010 - Published: 9/18/2006 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Minerva M., Padma P. - Complete
by noobcake reviews
The Normandy's automatic language translation services go offline briefly. FemShep and Garrus benefit immensely.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,690 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 387 - Follows: 60 - Published: 3/5/2010 - J. Garson, Garrus V.
Hedwig and the Goblet of Fire
by Meteoricshipyards reviews
Harry uses Hedwig to test the restrictions on the Goblet of Fire. Obviously, they're not good enough to stop the smartest owl in Britain!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,993 - Reviews: 519 - Favs: 4,783 - Follows: 1,259 - Published: 2/26/2010 - Harry P., Parvati P. - Complete
by Twinheart reviews
SEQUEL TO EQUILIBRIUM-NOTE: ON TEMPORARY HIATUS. A mentoring relationship is developing between young wizard Harry Potter and his dour Potions Professor, Severus Snape. But away from Hogwarts, Harry’s life is not all it seems. Summer before Year Two.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 22 - Words: 109,115 - Reviews: 2332 - Favs: 2,358 - Follows: 3,160 - Updated: 12/17/2009 - Published: 4/4/2007 - Harry P., Severus S.
Why Draco Should Not Be Using Tampons
by Padfoot the Marauder reviews
Draco and Hermione, like all newly appointed Head Boys and –Girls before them, are assigned to switch bodies for the first week of term to ensure a prosperous collaboration between them in the future. HGDM
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 34,268 - Reviews: 1329 - Favs: 3,434 - Follows: 657 - Updated: 9/20/2009 - Published: 6/27/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Sword of Gryffindor
by cloneserpents reviews
Spurred on by a perverted ghost, Harry stumbles on a naughty, yet very special book. With the rituals found in this book, Harry gains power and leads his friends in the hunt for Voldemort's Horcruxes. EROTIC COMEDY
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 280,235 - Reviews: 1547 - Favs: 5,989 - Follows: 2,867 - Updated: 12/26/2008 - Published: 3/12/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Crashing in Time
by Siamesa reviews
Anakin. Time travel. Force ghosts. They were not, as Obi-Wan was to discover, the greatest combination any more than they were the worst. Time travel AU
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 36,213 - Reviews: 352 - Favs: 645 - Follows: 243 - Updated: 10/21/2008 - Published: 9/23/2008 - Obi-Wan K., Anakin Skywalker - Complete
by Yunaine reviews
Harry Potter is dosed with Veritaserum by Dolores Umbridge. Afterwards his entire world is turned upside down. - Set during fifth year; Harry/Susan/Hannah
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,850 - Reviews: 595 - Favs: 5,396 - Follows: 1,602 - Published: 7/12/2008 - [Harry P., Susan B., Hannah A.] - Complete
by Celebony reviews
Dudley begins to see his family in a different light. Warning: strong language and themes of child abuse. WINNER: Best One-Shot at Quibbler Awards
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,108 - Reviews: 1532 - Favs: 9,168 - Follows: 1,463 - Published: 4/2/2008 - Dudley D., Harry P. - Complete
Guy Fawkes Day
by MisterQ reviews
Harry Potter destroys Magical England
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,149 - Reviews: 323 - Favs: 2,044 - Follows: 579 - Published: 2/18/2008 - Complete
Almost a Squib
by BajaB reviews
What if Vernon and Petunia were even more successfull in 'beating all that nonsense' out of Harry? A silly AU story of a nonpowerful, but cunning, Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 46,899 - Reviews: 1193 - Favs: 4,854 - Follows: 1,233 - Updated: 1/18/2008 - Published: 11/11/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
by Kalen Darkmoon reviews
In Goblet of Fire, JKR established that it was absurdly easy to bind other witches and wizards unwillingly into binding magical contracts with a simple, school-taught 'confundus' charm. What if Harry took note of that and decided to do something about it?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,285 - Reviews: 487 - Favs: 4,195 - Follows: 1,156 - Published: 12/12/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
by DobbyElfLord reviews
OneShot: Harry is expelled after the hearing in Courtroom 10. His wand snapped, an angry Harry choses his own path forward. First person story focusing on Harry's effort to find his own place.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,473 - Reviews: 613 - Favs: 5,707 - Follows: 1,513 - Published: 11/28/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
by Valerie Vancollie reviews
Coauthor: Rebecca Thomson. Abandoned on the first Death Star, Luke's true identity is revealed and Vader takes him to Coruscant. There he learns about the Empire and the Dark Side even as he hears his best friend has joined the Alliance.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 45 - Words: 332,375 - Reviews: 1192 - Favs: 1,328 - Follows: 480 - Updated: 5/25/2007 - Published: 6/11/2006 - Luke S., Darth Vader - Complete
by Twinheart reviews
AU Snape.mentors.Harry fic. When Harry Potter comes to Hogwarts, Snape is forced to reexamine his initial impressions. Warnings: implications of : child neglect, abuse, manipulative Dumbledore, sedition. Not Canon.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 24 - Words: 74,846 - Reviews: 1435 - Favs: 4,179 - Follows: 1,217 - Updated: 3/29/2007 - Published: 10/20/2006 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
The Last Laugh
by NGTM-R reviews
He who laughs last does not always shoot first, or survive for that matter. But he is entitled to his laughter nonetheless...
Mechwarrior/Battletech - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,093 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/31/2006 - Complete
Fall of the Sith
by Souderwan reviews
Mace Windu makes a critical decision in the Chancellor's Office that changes the outcome of the entire SW saga. Note: This story starts from a point in Matthew Stover's RotS novelization and borrows heavily, at times, from the text in that book.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 83,710 - Reviews: 403 - Favs: 1,112 - Follows: 406 - Updated: 6/9/2006 - Published: 5/18/2006 - Anakin Skywalker, Padmé Amidala - Complete
Unlikely Heroes: The Harpy Queen Skrch
by SickleYield reviews
Now complete! Fourth and final in a series about the heroes who are not related to Jaina, have never met Thrall, and are never going to make the Lich King's To Do list. Rated for violence and thematic elements.
Warcraft - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 61,021 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 6/1/2006 - Published: 12/12/2005 - Complete
Unlikely Heroes: The Bandit Jorn Raveloe
by SickleYield reviews
Second in a series about the heroes who never shake the world, because they're too busy trying to keep it from shaking them. It's not easy being a bandit chief, especially not in the infested city of Dalaran.
Warcraft - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 10,902 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 9/28/2005 - Published: 9/23/2005 - Complete
A New Destiny
by Julie Horwitz reviews
A Revenge of the Sith what if? story. Obi-Wan Kenobi is prevented from boarding Padmé's ship and everything changes. Story one in a trilogy.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 32,259 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 821 - Follows: 202 - Published: 9/16/2005 - [Anakin Skywalker, Padmé Amidala] Obi-Wan K. - Complete
Eye of the Storm
by Kenya Starflight reviews
Luke Skywalker, Darth Vader, and Boba Fett are stranded on Earth and must befriend a Star Wars fan club to survive.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 97,471 - Reviews: 423 - Favs: 330 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 5/11/2004 - Published: 3/21/2004 - Darth Vader, Luke S. - Complete