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Author has written 14 stories for Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Harry Potter, Doctor Who, Fairy Tail, Bungou Stray Dogs/文豪ストレイドッグス, Seven Deadly Sins/七つの大罪, Sherlock, Supernatural, My Hero Academia/僕のヒーローアカデミア, and Naruto.

Welcome to Caralinguiel's profile page!

Cringe fics written between 2017 and 2020. Some of these cringe fics still have updates past that.


a. Most popular story so far is "The Magical Community".


c. Deus ex Machina. Deus ex Mashima. Plot no Jutsu.

d. ask me for My Anime List or let me know yours. I need some good recommendations!!! :D

e. If you want try guessing my age ;)

About Me

Not really, but a tiny bit... about me as a writer/real life person. I'm telling you, I'm NOT a robot!

The only things I've ever written in fan fiction are for humor. Seriously. "Being Normal" is literally this one story where EVERYONE's thinking "I'm special. I must hide my special-ness." "Time Lords at Hogwarts", "Hogwarts", and "The New Demigod" were there for laughs as well. I mean, I start giggling randomly when I read it, and I don't know about you, but there you go.

"The Magical Community": Again, HAHAHA. LOL. ROFL. ROBL [rolling on the bed laughing, (because floors are painful)]. Yeah, I don't know about you, but I'm starting to think this will take a turn towards the humor side.

The other random stories that weren't mentioned are... basically... random ideas I had one day. Although, if it's not humor, there's no guarantee that it'll be continued. :P

Okay! ME IN REAL LIFE. Nothing much to say, I guess, except for a few words that might describe me? Introvert, weird, laughs at thought of specialized sushi chefs [something random in a fan fiction I wrote a LONG time ago, in a galaxy far, far away].


Being Normal - Doctor Who, Star Wars, Kane Chronicles, Percy Jackson, Ranger's Apprentice, Harry Potter, Warriors, other future fandoms.

This is my first story. It's basically "everyone pretends to be a normal high schooler". I just happen to be the type to like the irony of "no one's actually normal" and wanted to read a story like this. Since I couldn't find any, I decided to write one! Oh yeah, this is my longest and most stupid story ever. It's still entertaining though.

Updates randomly [supposed to be weekly/every three days but I'm lazy and busy]. Currently 71 chapters. Last Update: December 19, 2019. Guaranteed Updates: December 2019.

Average chapter length: 500-1000 words.

Hi. This is a random thing that's sitting here. A line break? A page break? Only time can tell. Just kidding.

Time Lords at Hogwarts - Doctor Who, Harry Potter
Turtle-speed updates.

Inspired and slightly based off of Fairyqueen101's incomplete story. A different ending for "The Year That Never Was". So now the Doctor and Sane!Master are back to being friends and off causing trouble in all the universes.

Updates twice a year. Currently 4 chapter(s). Last Update: June 9, 2019. Next Update: January 2020.

Average chapter length: 2500 words.

The New Demigod - Percy Jackson, Seven Deadly Sins
Oneshot - Complete

A oneshot in which Meliodas accidentally ends up at Camp Half-Blood.

Complete. 1 chapter.
Notes: I have been asked to make more of those, or other meetings. It's possible. Maybe one day I will get very, very bored and something will happen.

The Zeref Revival Cult - Fairy Tail
Oneshot - Complete

A oneshot where some Zeref worshippers have the ... privilege? of meeting Zeref himself. Even if they didn't know it until seconds before their demise. And they were trying to bring him back to life...

Complete. 1 chapter.

Learning About the Port Mafia - Bungou Stray Dogs
Oneshot - Complete

A oneshot where the Agency discusses Kyouka's past with the Port Mafia. They learn some new things. But Dazai ran away before they could question him.

Complete. 1 chapter. Sequel complete.

Interrogating Dazai - Bungou Stray Dogs
Oneshot- Complete

After the events of "Learning About the Port Mafia," the Agency takes the chance to question Dazai about the Port Mafia. Specifically, the team known as Soukoku. Ranpo just laughs at them all.

Complete. 1 chapter. Sequel to be made soon.

The Magical Community - Percy Jackson, Seven Deadly Sins, Harry Potter
VERY Slow updates.

In which Voldemort was defeated at the end of Harry's fourth year, and so they accept transfer students from other schools! Please welcome the Delphi Institute of Elemental Magic and the Liones Academy of Unique Magic as they join Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry for Harry's fifth year!

VERY Slow updates. Currently 7 chapter(s). Last Update: December 22, 2019. Next Update: 2020.

For those of you that are thinking "I checked this last year and it's only gotten one new chapter". Sorry!!! I haven't actually written any new chapters anyways, because I have no idea which direction this story is going in. Probably another "HAHAHA" story.

Average chapter length: 750 words.

The American Half-Blood Association - Percy Jackson, Harry Potter
Idk when the updates are going to happen. Yet.

A story I adopted from Faeyre. The demigods go to Hogwarts, and things happen. There's a crazy team tournament, wizards versus demigods, and there are too many plot twists to keep track of. If you need a hectic, poorly written story, this is your thing. (both Faeyre and I agree it is poorly written, so I'm actually not insulting the author or anything). We will be doing a rewrite in the distant future.

Updates TBA. Currently 17 chapter(s). Last Update: May 18, 2017. Next Update: TBA

Hogwarts - Supernatural, Harry Potter
Oneshot collection - Ongoing

A collection of oneshots taking place at Hogwarts with the Harry Potter and Supernatural gang.

Updates whenever. Currently 2 chapter(s). Last Update: April 30, 2018. #notgoingtobeupdatedanytimesoon



Doctors Save Lives - Doctor Who, Sherlock (TV)
Oneshot - Complete

Where the Doctor saves Mary Watson at the end of "The Six Thatchers". If anyone has a suggestion as to another way on how the story could have gone, that is at least partially similar to mine (hopefully), review your idea and I will add a new and improved version, based off of the latest version. The chapter title will be your username (or guest name).

Complete. Currently 2 chapter(s).

Another Universe - Seven Deadly Sins, Doctor Who
On indefinite hiatus.

Meliodas and Merlin accidentally end up in the Whoniverse and meet the 10th Doctor and Rose. The four head off on a whole bunch of random Doctor Who adventures.

Hiatus. Currently 3 chapter(s). Last Update: September 18, 2018. [even though it was -and still is- on hiatus]. IDK where this story is even going now...

Thanks for visiting! Suggestions are highly appreciated, as well as reviews.
- Caralinguiel

Last Update: December 20, 2019.

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Being Normal reviews
Fandoms: Harry Potter, Percy Jackson, Doctor Who, Ranger's Apprentice, Star Wars, Kane Chronicles... Sorry about the really short chapters by the way;-; Future fandoms [caps are confirmed]: WARRIORS. Sherlock? Supernatural? ;-; Warnings: This becomes weirder and weirder as you keep reading. If you think the first chapter is weird... well, you have been warned.
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 73 - Words: 42,824 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 3/12 - Published: 10/18/2017 - Harry P., Hermione G., Annabeth C., Percy J.
The Magical Community reviews
Hogwarts fifth year AU. Voldemort was defeated during the Triwizard Tournament and now Hogwarts accepts transfer students. Harry Potter - Seven Deadly Sins / Nanatsu no Taizai - Percy Jackson and the Olympians
Crossover - Harry Potter & Seven Deadly Sins/七つの大罪 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,185 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 12/16/2020 - Published: 11/8/2017 - Harry P., Hermione G., Meliodas, Merlín
Time Lords at Hogwarts reviews
The Doctor and the Master, who look (and sometimes act) like eleven-year-olds, blow a hole in their universe and arrive at Hogwarts. Of course, after the Year That Never Was, the Master was cured of his insanity, and they became best friends again... And now they are causing trouble in other universes. Based off of Fairyqueen101's story. Updates twice a year. Working title.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,168 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 7/10/2020 - Published: 1/10/2018 - 10th Doctor, The Master, Harry P., Hermione G.
Hiring Help from the East reviews
Harry and Hermione find themselves in the east while Horcrux Hunting, and end up hiring some help from Konoha. [Will consist of 20 500-600 word chapters. Updates whenever I actually write something.] Takes place during Book 7 (Book 7 AU) of Harry Potter. After the Fourth Great Shinobi War in Naruto. Spoilers ahead.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 650 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 38 - Published: 5/6/2020 - Harry P., Hermione G., Naruto U., Sasuke U.
that one conversation Higuchi and Akutagawa had after S1E3 reviews
After the fiasco with the Agency, Higuchi asks Akutagawa-senpai about Dazai. She might have fainted.
Bungou Stray Dogs/文豪ストレイドッグス - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 825 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/5/2020 - R. Akutagawa, I. Higuchi - Complete
Interrogating Dazai reviews
They waited until after he got back from… whatever he was doing, consorting with the enemy, the usual Dazai things. Then they interrogated him. Mostly for information, and totally not about what he did with said enemy. Sequel to Learning About the Port Mafia.
Bungou Stray Dogs/文豪ストレイドッグス - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 929 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 20 - Published: 12/21/2019 - O. Dazai, N. Atsushi - Complete
Learning About the Port Mafia reviews
Not my first BSD idea but my first fully written fic. One-shot, two headcanons combined into one - a little angst and lots of humor! The ADA asks Kyouka about the Port Mafia, specifically Atsushi asking about Akutagawa. No, they're definitely not in love! Revelations happen . Spoilers for the anime, seasons 1-3. Written in about an hour… Title is temporary.
Bungou Stray Dogs/文豪ストレイドッグス - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,618 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 24 - Published: 11/12/2019 - O. Dazai, N. Atsushi, I. Kyouka - Complete
1-A (King Explosion Murder) vs Soukoku reviews
When Class 1-A fights Soukoku, this happens... This is a tiny drabble, a part of the full story that may or may not be posted in the future. A hypothetical situation. Also- background information unknown, but there are hints to age, etc. -possible spoiler alert, though no names mentioned.
Crossover - Bungou Stray Dogs/文豪ストレイドッグス & My Hero Academia/僕のヒーローアカデミア - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 93 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/16/2019 - O. Dazai, Chuuya N., Katsuki B., 1-A Students - Complete
The Zeref Revival Cult reviews
ONESHOT: A group of mages tries to revive the Dark Wizard Zeref, so that he can kill their enemies and do whatever evil mages want to do. Unfortunately, as they are performing the sacred Zeref-revival ritual, they are interrupted by a teenager. Fairy Tail.
Fairy Tail - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 822 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/5/2019 - Zeref - Complete
The American Half-Blood Association reviews
A continuation of Faeyre's story with the same name. Summary: "This story will be in 3rd person POV, except that there will be times when you can see someone's thoughts. It will be almost just like any other "demigods go to Hogwarts" story. Almost. Uh, T because of what happens later (maybe?). WARNING: MAJOR PLOT TWISTS..."
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 405 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/5/2018 - Hermione G., Draco M., Severus S., Percy J.
Hogwarts reviews
Sam, Dean, Castiel, and Gabriel are at Hogwarts! They look eleven, and a lot of them are at least partially OC. This is definitely a very AU story, set in Harry's Hogwarts years. A collection of oneshots, set in the same alternate universe. Updates whenever I feel like it. A Supernatural and Harry Potter crossover.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,360 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 11/5/2018 - Published: 2/22/2018 - Hermione G., Henry P., Sam W., Dean W.
Another Universe reviews
Merlin's magic experiment lands her (and Meliodas) in the Whoniverse! They will travel with the Tenth Doctor and Rose, through all sorts of different adventures. NOTE: THEY CAN GO ON SOME ELEVENTH DOCTOR / CLARA ADVENTURE IF I WANT THEM TO. OKAY? Yeah.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Seven Deadly Sins/七つの大罪 - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,011 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 9/18/2018 - Published: 11/14/2017 - 10th Doctor, Rose T., Meliodas, Merlín
Doctors Save Lives reviews
Doctors save lives, but the Doctor can save them all... Takes place near the end of "The Six Thatchers"... ... ... If you review with a suggestion, I will rewrite this with your suggestion, using the previous rewrite as a template. And put your username (or guest name) into the chapter title.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,908 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/13/2017 - Published: 12/10/2017 - 10th Doctor, Sherlock H., Mycroft H., Mary M. - Complete
The New Demigod reviews
ONESHOT: Meliodas gets caught up in one of Merlin's magic experiments, is sent to future alternate universe New York and meets Percy Jackson. Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Seven Deadly Sins / Nanatsu no Taizai
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Seven Deadly Sins/七つの大罪 - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,678 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 72 - Published: 11/7/2017 - Annabeth C., Percy J., Meliodas - Complete