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REPOST THIS IF YOU WANT TO STOP HOMOPHOBIA

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.

I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.

I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.

We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.

I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.

I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.

I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.

I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.

We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.

I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.

I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.

I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.

I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.

I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.

I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.

I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.

I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.

I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.


I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be doing them all.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.

I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.

I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling person.

I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.

I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.

I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.

I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.

I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.

I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.

I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a preppy know it all.

I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.

I play VIDEO GAMES so I MUST be a LOSER.

Stop stereotypes! If you agree, copy and paste this into your profile and add any other stereotypes you can think of.


If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/someone else, copy this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever burst into a fit of laughter for no apparent reason (other than some inside joke that no one else in the universe would find funny) copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you talk back to the TV, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever tripped over nothing, copy this into your profile.

If you can raed tihs, cpoy tihs itno yuor polrfie, and sea if ohtres can raed it.

If you've ever felt like something was watching you and then turned around to find nothing, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate all the ads popping up while you're trying to read some story, copy this into your profile.


FRIENDS/BEST FRIENDS

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

!FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.

BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"

FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.

BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.

FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.

BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"

FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.

BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.

FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool withyou at that time of the month.

BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.

FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.

BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!"

FRIENDS: Will help you move.

BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.

FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.

BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.

BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!" we messed up!

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.

BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.

BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.

BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.

BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.

BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)

BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.

BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!

FRIENDS: Would read ignore this.

BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this crap!


Directions:

1) Put your music player on shuffle

2)For each question, press the next button to get your answer

3)YOU MUST RIGHT THE SAME SONG NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS

4)Post this in your story/profile and answer the questions with the songs

IF SOMEONE SAYS "IS THIS OKAY" YOU SAY?

Coma ( BAP )

WHAT WOULD BEST DESCRIBES YOUR PERSONALTY

Killing Me ( BTOB )

WHAT DO YOU LOOK FOR IN A GUY/GIRL?

Dream ( Baekhyun & Suzy )

WHAT IS YOUR LIFE'S PURPOSE?

So Far So Great ( Demi Lovato )

WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO?

El Dorado ( EXO )

WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?

Never Been Hurt ( Demi Lovato )

WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN?

Stop The World (Demi Lovato )

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND?

Wish You Were Here ( Avril Lavigne )

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE PERSON YOU LIKE?

Falling Fast ( Avril Lavigne )

WHAT IS YOUR LIFESTORY?

Take A Bow ( Glee )

WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?

No Jam ( GOT7 )

WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?

Hate You ( B2ST )

WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?

All Alone ( DAY6 )

WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?

Baby Don't Cry ( Big Bang )

WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST?

Evil ( SHINee )

WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET?

My Answer ( EXO )

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS?

Melancholy ( B1A4 )

WHAT'S THE WORST THING THAT COULD HAPPEN?

When You Love Someone ( DAY6 )

HOW WILL YOU DIE?

Candles ( Glee )

WHAT IS THE ONE THING YOU REGRET?

Spy ( BAP )

WHAT MAKES YOU LAUGH?

Lollipop ( Big Bang & 2NE1 )

WHAT MAKES YOU CRY?

Nightmares ( B1A4 )

WILL YOU GET MARRIED?

My Home ( GOT7 )

WHAT SCARES YOU THE MOST?

Calling You ( B2ST )

DOES ANYONE LIKE YOU?

Nobody's Home ( Avril Lavigne )

IF YOU COULD GO BACK IN TIME, WHAT WOULD YOU CHANGE?

Am I Wrong ( BTS)

WHAT HURTS RIGHT NOW?

I Don't Know ( Seventeen )

WHAT WILL YOU POST THIS AS?

Beautiful Liar ( VIXX LR )


IF YOUR LIFE WAS A MOVIE, WHAT WOULD THE SOUNDTRACK BE?So, here's how it works:

1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc)
2. Put it on shuffle
3. Press play
4. For every question, type the song that's playing
5. When you go to a new question, press the next button
6. Don't lie and try to pretend your cool... and a lot of the songs fit with the setting

Opening Credits: The Only Exception by Paramore

Waking Up: Rise by Katy Perry

First Day at School: Day by Teen Top

Falling in Love: Pretty Boy by Taemin

Fight Song: SHINe (Medusa I) by SHINee

Breaking Up: Remember by VIXX LR

Prom Night: Just One Day by BTS

Life: Love Hurts by VIXX

Mental Breakdown: Stuck by Monsta X

Driving: Fly With Me by Jonas Brothers

Flashback: When The Lines Overlap by Paramore

Getting back Together: Sparks Fly by Taylor Swift

Wedding: Attention by UP10TION

Birth of Child: Our Relationship by MBLAQ

Final Battle: The Leaders by G-Dragon

Funeral Song: If I Ever Fall In Love by Penatonix

Final Credits: Don't Tease Me by SPEED


Dear bullies,

See that girl you just called fat? She is starving herself.

You know that girl you just called ugly? She spends hours putting on make-up hoping people will like her.

That boy you just tripped? He is abused enough at home.

See that old man you made fun of cause of the ugly scars? He fought for our country.

See that young boy you must made fun of for always being sick? He has to walk home in the snow cause his family is too poor.

That guy you just made fun of for crying? His mother is dying.

Re-Post this if you are against bullying. I bet most of you won't

Your life is probably not be as harsh as theirs.

If you have a heart, post this on your profile.


Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school

He told his friends that it was cool

And when he pulled the trigger back

It shot with a great crack

Mummy I was a good girl

I did what I was told

I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold

But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye

I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry

When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another

And all because he got the gun from his older brother

Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much

And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush

And tell my little sister that she is the only one now

And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now

And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best

Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest

Mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class

And never to forget this and please don't let this pass

Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this

Mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss

And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try

I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry

Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest

But mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest

Mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack

Mummy listen to me if you would

I wanted to go to college

I wanted to try things that were new

I guess I'm not going with daddy

On that trip to the new zoo

I wanted to get married

I wanted to have a kid

I wanted to be an actress

Mummy I wanted to live

But mummy I must go now

The time is getting late

Mummy tell my Chris

I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date

I love you mummy I always have

I know you know it's true

Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you"

In memory of the Colombian students that were lost

Please if you would

Pass this around

I'd be happy if you could

Don't smash this on the ground

If you pass this on

Maybe people will cry

Just keep this in you're heart

For the people that didn't get to say "goodbye"


A white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."

The black man turned around and stood up.

He then said,

"Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK,

when I grew up I was BLACK,

when I'm sick I'm BLACK,

when I go in the sun I'm BLACK,

when I'm cold I'm BLACK, and

when I die I'll still be BLACK.

But you sir,

when you are born you're PINK,

when you grow up you're WHITE,

when you're sick, you're GREEN,

when you go in the sun you turn RED,

when you're cold you turn BLUE,

and when you die you'll turn PURPLE.

and you have the nerve to call me colored?"

The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...


Mommy

I am only 8 inches long

but I have all my organs.

I love the sound of your voice.

Every time I hear it

I wave my arms and legs.

The sound of your heart beat

is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy

today I learned how to suck my thumb.

If you could see me

you could definitely tell that I am a baby.

I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.

It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what, Mommy;

I'm a boy!

I hope that makes you happy.

I always want you to be happy.

I don't like it when you cry.

You sound so sad.

It makes me sad too

and I cry with you even though

you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy

my hair is starting to grow.

It is very short and fine

but I will have a lot of it.

I spend a lot of my time exercising.

I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes

and stretch my arms and legs.

I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.

Mommy, he lied to you.

He said that I'm not a baby.

I am a baby, Mommy, your baby.

I think and feel.

Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.

I don't like him.

He seems cold and heartless.

Something is intruding into my home.

The doctor called it a needle.

Mommy, what is it? It burns!

Please make him stop!

I can't get away from it!

Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy

I am okay.

I am in Jesus' arms.

He is holding me.

He told me about abortion.

Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.

Two more eyes that will never see.

Two more hands that will never touch.

Two more legs that will never run.

One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion, re-post this and if you almost cried post this in your profile.


"Mom, what are you going to get me for my 18th birthday?"

The Mother answers, "son that's still a long way" The boy turns 17 and one day he faints.

His Mom takes him to the hospital and the doctor said "Madam your child has a bad heart."

Being the child On the stretcher the child says, "Did she tell you I'm going to die?" Mom Starts crying

The boy finally recovers on his 18th Birthday, he comes home and on his bed was a letter his mom had left him.

The letter said "Son if you are reading this it's because everything went well.

Remember the day you asked me what was I giving you on your 18th birthday and didn't know what to answer you? Well, I gave you my heart take care of it, and happy Birthday Son"

The mother was dead because she had to give up her heart to her son. Nothing is bigger than a mom's Heart...

~If you are touched please repost


If you can read this message, you are blessed because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all:

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If you could read that put it in your profile


The Harry Potter Pledge:

I promise to remember Harry
When someone grows up with no love

I promise to remember Ron
When someone is jealous

I promise to remember Hermione
When I meet someone with wisdom beyond their years

I promise to remember James and Lily
when someone dies before their time

I promise to remember Dumbledore
At the thought of the greater good

I promise to “Solemely Swear That I Am Up To No Good”
for Gred, Forge, and Padfoot of course

I promise to remember Moony
And fight for human rights

I promise to remember Narcissa
When I’d do anything for family

I promise to remember Tonks
When someone is hyper

I Promise to have Constant Viligance
For Mad-Eye's sake, of course

I promise to remember Hedwig,
who lived and died soaring

I promise to remember Percy (Weasley)
For Moody’s sake, of course

I promise to remember Hagrid
When one is wrongly blamed

I promise to remember Neville
when I stand up for what is right

I promise to remember the Marauders
When a friend says “Call me and I’ll be there.”

I Promise to remember Dobby,
The house elf who died free

I Promise to remember Luna
When I don't care what people think of me

I Promise to remember Seamus
When things go wrong, but I still persevere

I Promise to remember the Dursley's
When my parents still deny they hid my Hogwarts acceptance letter

I Promise to remember Gilderoy Lockhart
Whenever I chance upon narcissistic people.

I Promise to remember Snape
When my heart fills with remorse

I Promise to remember J.K. Rowling
When I value the power of imagination

And when they ask, "After all this time?"
I'll reply, "Always."

Yes I promise that I will
Remember Harry Potter


I don't care if you're gay or straight, everybody needs love.
I don't care if you're diseased with an incurable sickness, everybody deserves a chance.
I don't care if you're ugly or pretty, everybody has flaws.
I don't care if you're black or white, everybody has the same capabilities.
I don't care if you're weird, everybody needs to change.
I don't care if you're rich or poor, everybody needs warmth.
I don't care if you're different, everybody is.
Repost this if you agree with it.


I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a cashier hand this little boy some money back.

The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old.

The cashier said, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll."

Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''

The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''

Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly.

The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand.

Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.

"It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas. She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her."

I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her afterall, and not to worry.

But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there."

His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''

My heart nearly stopped.

The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall."

Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't

forget me. I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister."

Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.

I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''

"OK," he said, "I hope I do have enough." I added some of my money to his without him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for

the doll and even some spare money.

The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!"

Then he looked at me and added, "I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that

mommy could give it to my sister. He heard me!''

"I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''

"My mommy loves white roses."

A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket.

I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.

Then I remembered a local newspaper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl.

The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma. Was this the family of the little boy?

Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the newspaper that the young woman had passed away.

I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial.

She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.

I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed forever.. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister

is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.

Now you have 2 choices:

1) Repost this message.

2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart


A girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle

Girl:Slow down, I'm scared!

Guy:No, this is fun.

Girl:No, it's not. Please, I'm scared.

Guy:Then tell me you love me.

Girl:I love you, now slow down!

Guy: Now give me a big hug.

She gives him a big hug

Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me.

In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she would live even if he died. Copy this into your profile if you would do this for someone you love.


We interrupt this profile for an important message to one who has passed on. He will be remembered dearly.

OBITUARY FOR THE LATE MR. COMMON SENSE

Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense,who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.

He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing when to come in out of the rain; why the early bird gets the worm; Life isn't always fair; and Maybe it was my fault.

Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6 year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition.

Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get Parental consent to administer Calpol, sun lotion, or a band-aid to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.

Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims.

Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault.

Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.

Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason.

He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing.

A moment of silence.


PEARLS OF WISDOM:

Why is there never enough time to do it right, but always enough time to do it over?

Passion without Pourpose, Strength without Control, Spirit without Disipline, All are the pathways to destruction.

To be afraid of nothing, is to be a fool. To stand up and face your terrors is to be truly brave.

Belief is a powerful thing, a precious thing. But when placed in the hands of finite beings, it is twisted and maimed to thier own ends.

In the end, all we have is ourselves.

The only certainty we have in life, is death. So why fear the inevitable?

Respect is no ones birthright, is only ever earned.

A man has a code of honor, a set of rules he will always obey, no matter how evil or few they may seem.

A life without insanity is hardly worth living.

A rose by ay other name still has it's thorns.

You can tell the charachter of a man by observing how he acts when the chips are down. Most are worthless, some are good, and a rare few are exceptional.

If you want peace, prepare for war.

The dangerous man isn't loud, boastful, and in the spotlight. The dangerous man is quiet, humble, and concealed in shadows.

The best birth control is celibacy, having your dick cut off is second only because its more painful.

God gave man a brain and a pecker, unfortunatly he only gave man enough blood to work one at a time.

Never argue with a woman, just nod your head and say 'Yes'.

If you focus on the negative, you never see the positive.

Never make assumptions about people, you never know when they'll surprise you.

Never insult a man with a gun, it won't turn out well.

All gold is, is a shiny hunk of earth. The only reason it has value is because we give it value.

Evil has a way of befriending the good, and dragging them into the darkness.

Beauty is only a light switch away.

We all bleed the same color.

When life hand you lemons, you can do one one of two things, either add Vodka and chill or send them back at high velocity, preferably attached to a cinder block or other heavy object.

Beware the the beaten dog, he may decided he's had enough bull and fight back.

Never argue with your parents, just agree, smile, and wait 'till they're in the retirement home.

Never argue with your children, they choose your retiement home.

Duct tape hurts.

Always remember, someone, somewhere, thinks you're an idiot.

Somtimes the best thing you can do is walk away.

The heart wants what the wants, even that which is worse for it.

Dogs love you, Cats love themselves.

I know not what I will become, only what I am.

Heros don't die, they just reload.

You say, when Hell freezes over, I got news for you. Hell, Michigan freezes over yearly.


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Under a Watchful Eye by mysecretthoughts reviews
A character reads the books story heavy on Sirius and Harry. THERE IS NO ACTUAL RECITATION OF THE BOOKS!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 73 - Words: 525,026 - Reviews: 2244 - Favs: 2,093 - Follows: 2,238 - Updated: 6/26/2018 - Published: 12/25/2014 - Harry P., Sirius B.
The Boy Who Laughs by Elusive-Daydreamer reviews
Petunia Dursley refuses to have magic in her home. As a result, Harry grows up in the USA under the name Jerome Valeska. The wizarding world could never have prepared for this.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Gotham - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,995 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 188 - Updated: 2/28/2018 - Published: 7/11/2017 - Harry P., Albus D., J. Gordon, Jerome V./The Joker
Captain's Love by PirateTrafalguy reviews
You see, Luffy had this sneaky, endearing way of creeping into people's hearts. Endearing, because he didn't do it on purpose, or often didn't seem to realize he'd done it all. Sneaky, because by the time his victims had realized it had happened, they were already too enamored to really care. (Alternately: Just a few of the ways Luffy wormed his way into his crew's hearts.)
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,765 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 46 - Published: 7/18/2017 - unknown 1 - Complete
You'll Know Where to Find Me by slytherin-nette reviews
Because, whether your mind remembers it or not, Potter, your body remembers, and it wants me. Just like it always did five years ago. I'll be waiting. You'll know where to find me. [DM / femHP]. COMPLETED 07.27.2016.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 35,014 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 754 - Follows: 321 - Updated: 7/27/2016 - Published: 7/19/2016 - [Draco M., Harry P.] - Complete
Transmuting Freedom by TheHunter747 reviews
When Harry gets in an argument with his friends, Hogwarts thinks it's high time she took matters into her own hands. Harry begins his training in the ancient and noble art of Alchemy, and begins to break free of the manipulations placed on him. A manipulative Dumbledore and an independent Harry clash, and Harry must struggle to escape the machinations of Fate.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 64,289 - Reviews: 426 - Favs: 1,583 - Follows: 1,966 - Updated: 11/23/2015 - Published: 8/8/2014 - Harry P., Salazar S.
Can You Repeat That Please, Kurt, and This Time Do It With Flair by The Bearer Of Secrets reviews
Ever thought Kurt should have stood up for himself, or someone should have stood up for him? Well, you're in the right place. From Dance With Somebody AUs to Kurt telling Schue off, there's something for everybody! Will contain BAMF!Kurt and Mentor!Sue. Not Blaine/Klaine friendly most of the time. There will be character bashing! If you can't deal with that, then don't read this!
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,677 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 114 - Published: 3/14/2015 - Kurt H.
Love In The Equation by uNperfectXxXx reviews
They all love him in some way. That doesn't mean they tell him though. (Straw Hat Pirates x Luffy, nakamaship)
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,772 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 36 - Published: 2/12/2015 - Luffy, Zoro, Sanji, unknown 1 - Complete
Already Forever by Taisi reviews
Hundreds of years from now, historians will never know what her captain was thinking, when he brought Enies Lobby to its knees with a declaration of war, when he attacked a Celestial Dragon on an island in an archipelago, and she won't be there to explain, "it was for a friend, you see?" (In which Nami comes to understand that the world will never understand Luffy.) Nakamaship.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,353 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 1,459 - Follows: 282 - Published: 1/15/2014 - Luffy, Nami, unknown 1 - Complete
A Forgotten Dream by An Insignificant Life reviews
Luffy decides to fulfill a dream of his brother that he long forgotten: writing a book. "I want to see the wide world and use what I saw to write about what I saw!" (Sabo). Oneshot set before Sabaody Arc. Very fluffy.
One Piece - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,283 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 494 - Follows: 118 - Published: 8/31/2013 - Luffy, Robin, Sabo, unknown 1 - Complete
Wife by Bizarrchitect reviews
AcexFemLuffy. Ace doesn't want to think of Luffyko as his brother.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,272 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 291 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 11/13/2012 - Published: 10/8/2012 - Luffy, Ace - Complete
Matching Converse and Ballroom Dancing by klemonademouth reviews
"They meet when they're five. They're on the bus to school, and a second grader picks up Blaine's Powerpuff Girls lunch box and throws it out the window. Blaine bursts into tears. Kurt, just a kindergartener, trips the bully as he walks past." Klaine.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,129 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 579 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 4/15/2011 - Published: 4/14/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Shoelaces by AquilusNyx reviews
Puck's sexuality crisis wasn't his fault. It wasn't even Hummel's. It was his shoelaces. Seriously. PUCKURT Three-shot. Smut Ahoy!
Glee - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 23,241 - Reviews: 270 - Favs: 1,549 - Follows: 240 - Updated: 2/15/2011 - Published: 1/7/2011 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
That's How You Know by glitterdoves reviews
"What's wrong?" Pavarotti chirped in concern, and Blaine turned back to them with an expression like a kicked puppy on his face.
Crossover - Enchanted & Glee - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,487 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 12/11/2010 - Published: 12/7/2010 - Kurt H.
Contemplating Orange by serenphoria reviews
Uzumaki Naruto never understood his affinity to orange. [Color speaks when words cannot]
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 866 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 923 - Follows: 151 - Published: 8/19/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete