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Joined 01-24-06, id: 977507, Profile Updated: 02-06-14
Author has written 10 stories for Harry Potter, Blue Bloods, and Orange Is the New Black.

NOTICE (as of August 2013):

It's been two years since I've been active here, so without dragging out an explanation, I'll let anyone who's interested know that I've generally put fanfiction on the back-burner, even though I've belly-flopped my way through at least four different fandoms in my absence. I think it's fair enough to say that I'll probably never return to any of my uncompleted stories written before 2013, and I apologise to anyone and everyone who had hoped they'd be finished. I'm glad you enjoyed them, and if you didn't - well, that's not my problem, I guess.

I'm a lot older than I was when I first started on fanfiction.net, and needless to say, I do cringe seeing old work written in unplanned, heat of the moment sessions, but I'm still relatively... Not old. I think everyone kind of dies a little bit inside seeing their teenage work, right?

Just to give a heads up:

  • All unfinished Harry Potter fics that began in my pubescent years are to forever remain there.
  • All unfinished Blue Blood fics are equally abandoned.
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    Fangs by PermanentlyFrozen reviews
    He's a hybrid, a werewolf, a vampire, a killer, manipulator, liar, and a father. Klaus can deal with being evil, but showing the affection of a father, especially when his own was out for his blood is difficult. He's had to make choices, choices that place him out of his comfort zone. Yet when it comes to the mother of his child, those choices seem worth it.
    Originals - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,663 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 11/20/2014 - Published: 12/27/2013 - Klaus M., Hayley Marshall - Complete
    Symmetry in Time by helebette reviews
    After taking liberties with their timeline, I decided to splice together an Alex/Piper story of their pre-prison and post-prison lives together. Rated M for sexy stuff because these two are too awesome to keep apart for long. Some references to their time inside will also be made.
    Orange Is the New Black - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,633 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 220 - Updated: 7/31/2014 - Published: 8/2/2013
    Pieces by pratz reviews
    "My body screams when it parts from yours." ::Complete at 15 chapters:: ::Relocated::
    Orange Is the New Black - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 329 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 218 - Updated: 4/26/2014 - Published: 7/29/2013 - Piper C., Alex V. - Complete
    the kind of eyes that drive wolves mad by OKBooey31 reviews
    'what a big heart I have, the better to love you with. little red riding hood, even bad wolves can be good.' collection of canon-based klayley extended/deleted scenes
    Originals - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,736 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 1/21/2014 - Published: 10/23/2013 - Klaus M., Hayley Marshall
    In the Dark (Count Mistakes) by endgirl reviews
    Piper grapples with who she is and what she has left, if anything, in the weeks following her breakdown. Alex/Piper, set after season one. Complete.
    Orange Is the New Black - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 37,066 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 317 - Follows: 235 - Updated: 10/8/2013 - Published: 9/8/2013 - [Piper C., Alex V.] Tasha J./Taystee, Nicky N. - Complete
    Archetypes by Vauseman reviews
    AU. Piper and Alex meet in detention at Litchfield High School, forming an instant attraction to one another. When strange occurrences start to plague Piper, it becomes clear that it is not just Alex and Larry that have an invested interest in the blonde. Piper must deal with conflicting feelings, imminent dangers, and all the struggles of being a senior in high school. Piper/Alex
    Orange Is the New Black - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,519 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 381 - Updated: 8/28/2013 - Published: 7/25/2013 - Piper C., Alex V.
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    Complications: A Surgeon's Notes on the Life of Piper Chapman reviews
    [AU] A wise-ass doctor and a hotshot drug dealer sound like trouble in any language - and when it's Dr. Piper Chapman and Alex Vause, it's hard to say whether trouble is an entirely bad thing.
    Orange Is the New Black - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,352 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 180 - Updated: 10/30/2013 - Published: 10/17/2013
    Soldier reviews
    Being in a cement box changes a person, and it changes the people who love them, too. Piper Chapman wouldn't ever be the same after so long in SHU, and even though she was on the outside, neither would Alex Vause. Alex cut herself off, so when Piper gets physically kept away, it should have been easy, right? [Complete]
    Orange Is the New Black - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 36,632 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 204 - Updated: 10/10/2013 - Published: 8/30/2013 - Complete
    The End of Forever reviews
    !A Sequel! So, going to school with two teenage, hormonally charged Archangels is kind of weird, but it's worse when Charles goes missing, your mom's evil ex-boyfriend wants world domination, and Blue Bloods keep disappearing all over the place. [ABANDONED]
    Blue Bloods - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,540 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/25/2011 - Jack, Schuyler
    When They Said Forever reviews
    Preq. to When We Say Forever, thus read that first. OC centred: The lifetimes of the Archangels Uriel and Raphael after the breaking of the Coven. Before Schuyler and Jack's forever began, there was Uriel and Raphael's. [ABANDONED]
    Blue Bloods - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,137 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/25/2011 - Published: 12/21/2010
    When We Say Forever reviews
    Post-Van Alen Legacy. To find and secure the Gates was a daunting task, and help might just be at hand, but it'll change everything, like tipping the scales of war back in their favour, and making nice with the pissed off Angel of Death in New York. S/J
    Blue Bloods - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 99,612 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 11/20/2010 - Published: 5/1/2010 - Schuyler, Jack - Complete
    Sunday Mornings reviews
    After Hogwarts, after the war, it's not so bad for Harry Potter after all. Of course, long days at work are slightly irritating... But there's always something in the end to make up for it.
    Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 54,738 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 8/20/2010 - Published: 11/3/2007 - Harry P., Cho C. - Complete
    Harry Potter and The Dirty Little Secret reviews
    Based off of a pseudo-movie trailer I made on youtube. FULL SUMMARY INSIDE - PLEASE READ BEFORE THE STORY! PLEASE!
    Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 28,778 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 5/8/2010 - Published: 2/25/2008 - Cho C., Harry P. - Complete
    Stars in The Sky reviews
    It's Harry's sixth year, and he's ready for anything. Well, almost everything. Old enemies, new ones, Harry's got his plate full. Especially when the girl he loves makes her way back into his life. HPCC OOCness! [ABANDONED]
    Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 211,637 - Reviews: 505 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 207 - Updated: 1/5/2010 - Published: 7/15/2007 - Harry P., Cho C.
    Crawling Back To Apologise reviews
    He made the mistake of thinking he wanted space, when all he needed was her. Oneshot, Post-war post-Hogwarts. Written in 10 minutes or less.
    Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,458 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/1/2008 - Harry P., Cho C. - Complete
    Up In The Tower reviews
    Time wasn't always on their side, but it didn't really matter. [ABANDONED]
    Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,316 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 1/21/2008 - Published: 1/14/2008 - Harry P., Cho C.