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Joined 01-26-06, id: 978144
Author has written 19 stories for Harry Potter, Buffy: The Vampire Slayer, V for Vendetta, Matrix, Hellboy, and Transformers.

Greetings, dear readers, and welcome to my humble profile. Before we proceed any further, I feel obligated to tell you that this is not for the faint of heart. (Terrified scream echoes in the distance)

(Serene grin)

You have been warned.

I must first tell you that I have a great number of bodies secreted away in my closet. Oh, all are alive, I assure you. I made sure the last time I gave them food and water. Whether they are well... they would be if they would just lighten up and enjoy the situation. I mean, I have some wonderful people, fictional and real, in my closet. They should be able to enjoy each other's company. If I like you (in other words, if you feed me nice reviews), I may be persuaded to share said people.

Secondly, none of the characters I like are actually ever die. I don't care that Danny from The District went tete a tete with a car-bomb... he's fine. You see, once upon a time, I watched an anime called Noir with my friends, in which Chloe (a damaged yet awesome character) was supposedly killed by having a two-pronged fork jammed into her heart. My friends and I have discovered that this is not, in fact, what happened. Chloe, in her great awesomeness, dragged herself to her car and drove herself to the hospital. She is fine. We have also decided that, on the way to the hospital, Chloe also ran into any and every character that we have ever loved and has ever 'died'. The purple-haired anime goddess with a heart of gold - and two-pronged fork - was kind enough to pick up said characters and take them to the hospital with her. They are also fine. Chloe used to drive a Cadillac. She now drives a double-decker bus.

Troisimement, j'ai un bac es Sciences dans un universite francophone. Oui, je peux lire et (presque) ecrire le francais (mais, malheureusement, je n'ai pas encore decouvert comment mettre les accents sur les lettres. J'ai un nouvel ordinateur portatif, et je deteste le clavier). Je vais profiter de ma deuxieme langue de temps en temps (autrement dit, je vais utiliser la langue francaise afin d'inserer des commentaires bizares dans mes textes). Ayez peur. Ayez vraiment peur.

Translation: Thirdly, I have a bac in Sciences from a francophone university. Yes, I can read and (almost) write in french (but, unfortunately, I haven't discovered how to put accents on the letters. I have a new laptop and I hate the keyboard). I will take advantage of my second language from time to time (in other words, I will use the french language to insert weird comments in my texts). Be afraid. Be very afraid.

Finally, though I am a mediocre writer, I am also a sucker for attention. I cling to reviews and praise like a fourteen-year-old depressed, pissed-off, woe-is-me, too-much-black-eyeliner-wearing, goth-wannabe kid clings to their Marylin Manson cd just to piss their parents off. Wow... where did that analogy come from? Might I add that said kid does not actually represent me, as I am 23, don't do makeup, am not goth and don't actually own a Marylin Manson cd?

Uh... finally finally, I am kinda crazy, and not in the good, creative way. I try to be PC, but don't always succeed. Forgive me in advance. I joke the most about the things that are furthest from my true nature. I don't mean to insult the things/people I joke about, as I am usually very open-minded. Actually, if there are two types of people I can't stand it's those who are intolerant of others and hypocrites. (A joke!Get it! You see, by saying that, it means... eh, screw it. It's not funny if I have to explain).I enjoy laughing at the absurdity of the world, so if you can't take a joke, at least take a chill-pill. Flames will be used to make s'mores.

Finally finally finally... I don't shut up.

(Grin)

Bye!

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Rules For Not Getting Squished by StoleTheSpider reviews
A handy set of rules for living with the Autobots! Hopefully this saves you from annoying certain Autobots enough to result in you getting squished into a little human pancake on the ground... -Rated T to be safe!
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 67 - Words: 101,586 - Reviews: 1500 - Favs: 381 - Follows: 296 - Updated: 10/18/2014 - Published: 9/27/2011 - Ironhide, Ratchet, Optimus Prime
Life and Love a new beginning by x-xMasqueradeAngelx-x reviews
After the golden army, the team return to the bureau with wounds old and new. But how will they react to a new arrival with a mysterious past and curious abilities? With corrupted agents, deadly creatures and romance all mixed in, will Abe finally get his chance at love? AbeXBelle HellboyXLiz
Hellboy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 68 - Words: 239,246 - Reviews: 424 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 3/7/2014 - Published: 9/3/2008 - [Abe S., OC] [Hellboy, Liz S.] - Complete
Eyes of Life by TJuneM reviews
Ironhide has always been full of suprises, no matter what the circumstances. So why should this time be any different. The old weapons specialist once again proves that he is tougher than anyone dares to believe. BayMovieVerse! Set after DotM
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 22,479 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 8/7/2011 - Published: 7/9/2011 - Ironhide
In the Heat of Summer by HURRICANE'Hannah reviews
The innocent statement was what did Ironhide over. The spark of arousal flared in his entire body and he could feel the haze of pleasure numbing his central processor. Mrs. Lennox had just given him a premature overload, and she hadn't even touched him.
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,662 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/15/2011 - Ironhide, Sarah L. - Complete
In Exile by Reinamarie Seregon reviews
How Nuada felt during his leavetaking of Bethmoora. I entered the contest in oct.
Hellboy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,190 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/3/2011 - Published: 11/14/2010 - Prince Nuada
From The Ashes by MelancholyRose611 reviews
07 Movie - When tragedy strikes close to home for the autobots and their human friends, their lives will change forever. Will they be able to pick up the pieces? Will things ever be the same? From the depths of every tragedy there will always be hope.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 11 - Words: 34,659 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 7/1/2011 - Published: 4/18/2008 - Sam W., Mikaela B.
Don't Let Ratchet Choose the Stakes by quidamling reviews
The chosen stakes were either a stash of high-grade, or getting to see Ironhide as a femme holoform. And whether the bet was fair or not, Ratchet won. Despite all of Ironhide's growling, Ratch can't resist his mate, no matter what form 'Hide is in.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,348 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/17/2011 - Ironhide, Ratchet - Complete
The FBI's best kept secret uncovered by x-xMasqueradeAngelx-x reviews
From the author of "Life and Love a new beginning" here is a Q&A style fanfic where readers may ask their favourite Hellboy characters anything they choose, or the author if you wish, and we will do our best to answer. R&R Rated T to be safe x
Hellboy - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 77,625 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/23/2009 - Published: 6/1/2009 - Hellboy, Liz S., Abe S., OC - Complete
The Rude Awakening of the Great Stone Dragon by Alliriyan reviews
Mushu may have defeated the Huns and forged an important alliance for the Emperor - ok, ok, Mulan helped a bit - but what is he going to do when the dragon he replaced wakes up? The strongest of the Fa family guardians, the Great Stone Dragon...
Mulan - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,653 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/18/2009 - Complete
Risky And Why? by Autumn L reviews
G1. Set between Season Two and the '86 Movie. Ironhide and Kup are recounting some war stories. "How easily one old story could suddenly become the lead-in for a new one."
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,121 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/15/2009 - Kup - Complete
To A Goblin's Delight by BeliBali reviews
Evey, finding it hard to resist some urges, ask V for a small request. As a result a poetic dance with Christina Rossetti's Goblin Market ensues. M yes, I changed it at last for violence and sexuality. Please R & R. Enjoy!
V for Vendetta - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 67,971 - Reviews: 674 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 228 - Updated: 4/21/2009 - Published: 4/10/2006
Just One More by jackwabbit reviews
Drabble, Gen, Mal/Zoë Friendship. Spoilers: BDM. Summary: In the aftermath of the BDM, Zoe stays busy. It’s all she knows how to do. Note: Written in response to the LJ prompt of ‘List’ on firefly100.
Firefly - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 149 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/17/2009 - Zoe W., Mal - Complete
Ca Va Sans Dire by FreeSpiritedOne reviews
Set just after the film ends. Evey discovers V isn't dead. The future is in front of them and the man with the successfully completed master plan...well, he doesn't have one for this. Finished...finally.
V for Vendetta - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 80,163 - Reviews: 477 - Favs: 467 - Follows: 205 - Updated: 6/10/2008 - Published: 4/18/2006 - Complete
As You Asked Mainte by LadyGaelen reviews
Mainte asked for this story due to a game she plays and here she has it. Snape falls into a muggle game and trouble insues.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,040 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 10/20/2007 - Published: 10/5/2007 - Severus S.
Nymphet by Spicy Sith reviews
V and Evey are getting to know each other's wicked ways, the poor fools.
V for Vendetta - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 42,951 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 6/21/2007 - Published: 4/30/2006
The Most Randomist Story Ever by celinejonas reviews
You can find almost 1,000,000 random things in this story. From Harry Potter to Teddy Geiger. To Tom Cruise to The Lord of The Rings. Written by Morganne and I. We have finished writting this. And guess what? SEQUEL!
Movie X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 40 - Words: 16,428 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/9/2007 - Published: 12/11/2006
User's Guide and Manual to V by Evey1812 reviews
Based on the 2005 movie. Congratulations on your purchase of a V Unit!
V for Vendetta - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,062 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/3/2006 - Complete
Votary to Fond Desire by IntoTheSkyUntil reviews
Valentine’s Day in the Shadow Gallery. How can V possibly show Evey how much he cares? VEvey galore, bittersweet as always.
V for Vendetta - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,964 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 5/26/2006 - Published: 4/10/2006
Ebony and Ivory by Blizpeak reviews
One Shot: After the corruption of Parliament, Evey returns to the Shadow Gallery for one last game of chess upon the old chessboard. A final goodbye in commemoration to V.
V for Vendetta - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,001 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/3/2006 - Complete
Masked Men by anotherblastedromantic reviews
Phantom of the Opera vs. V for Vendetta. What will happen when two masked terrorists with similar storylines duke it out in an arena for thrill crazed phans? I could have put this in crossovers, but I'm a rebel. Please reView.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,011 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/2/2006 - Published: 4/18/2006
Perfect by Walking In Circles reviews
V gives Evey some gifts one day, and she also gets something he never intended her to have.
V for Vendetta - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,182 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/30/2006 - Complete
Un super roman de cape et d'épée et tout by cucumber-sandwiches reviews
Un crossover V pour Vendetta x Star Wars, un duel et des lapins. En d'autre termes, OS le plus n'importekwesque que j'ai jamais écrit...
V for Vendetta - Rated: K - French - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,379 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 4/27/2006 - Complete
Red by Spicy Sith reviews
Somewhere beneath the streets of London, there was an assassin, a girl, and her laundry.
V for Vendetta - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,209 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/19/2006 - Complete
Baby Mine by Always Hopeful reviews
ONE SHOT! COMPLETE! Just a little one shot showing Albus and Minerva's wonderful parenting skills.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,954 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/18/2006 - Albus D., Minerva M. - Complete
All He Is by Sharma Wild reviews
Get to know Kurt Wagner Nightcrawler in this hauntingly beautiful short story.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,094 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/16/2004 - Nightcrawler - Complete
Ulterior Motives by ThePet reviews
PG for (barely existent) slash. Lockhart wants a few words with Snape after the Duelling Club...in a broom cupboard!? Also featuring Snape/McGonagall
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,880 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/25/2002 - Severus S.
Frodo Baggins: Lord of His Own Ring by ThePet reviews
*BOOK 1 NOW COMPLETE* Five shortarses, an effeminate elf, King Hobo, a scruffy wizard and a bloke with an enormous horn set out for Mordor...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,792 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 24 - Updated: 2/24/2002 - Published: 2/1/2002 - Complete
Not on the Guest List by Elena George reviews
Danny returns fm rehab to help solve the murder of Congresswoman Helen York
District - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 19,401 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/4/2001
Ground Zero by Trekkieb reviews
Everything can change in five seconds. A missing scene/epilogue to the season finale, "Fools Russian, Part 2."
District - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 483 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/21/2001
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Family Life reviews
This is probably going to end up being a collection of one-shots about how Ironhide fits in to life with Lennox and his family. Random silliness.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,154 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 6/9/2012 - Published: 5/19/2012 - Ironhide, W. Lennox
Prime's Off Day reviews
There's a battle going on, and Optimus had *not* got his head in the game. Ratchet and Bumblebee bring Ironhide up to speed on the situation.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,956 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/14/2012 - Ironhide, Ratchet - Complete
Bureaucracy reviews
What starts as a rather minor incident turns into a headache for the Autobots and their human allies when the bureaucrats in Washington decide their guests need to take driver's tests...
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,409 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/5/2011 - Published: 8/1/2011 - Complete
Precious Moments reviews
Abe can't sleep, and he's not the only one! Just a little bit of fluff that popped into my mind.
Hellboy - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,220 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/9/2010 - Abe S. - Complete
What Our Parents Believed reviews
When a Muggleborn girl’s magical powers have been mistaken for insanity, special steps must be taken to bring her to Hogwarts. Will she ever find her place in the wizarding world?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,578 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 7/26/2007 - Published: 1/17/2007 - Severus S.
Getting the Facts Straight reviews
Oneshot sorta Songfic: How Severus REALLY ended up with the Dark Mark on his arm. Yes, people, more silliness from a quackedup duck!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,077 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/26/2006 - Severus S. - Complete
What Truths the Light Will Show reviews
It has been said that, when you are near death, your life flashes before your eyes. When V lies in the train station an important memory comes to mind. A possible explaination as to why he came to Larkhill. RATED M! MM SLASH WARNING!
V for Vendetta - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,876 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 9/26/2006 - Published: 4/19/2006
V for Vignettes reviews
A series of short stories, focusing on V and Evey learning to live together. Myself, BelmontBellamy and Freespiritedone. Kudos to Belmont for the idea, we don't own V, I take credit for the crappy stories. The good ones belong to Belmont and Free.
V for Vendetta - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,362 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/21/2006 - Published: 6/13/2006
Beginnings reviews
Hm... this title rather sucks. Reading the 6th book got me to thinking: How did Snape come to Hogwarts? Rated for language and somewhatgraphic violence. I'm so mean to little Sevie. :
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,443 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/5/2006 - Severus S., Albus D.
A crossover gone HORRIBLY wrong reviews
This is a VRockyHorror crossover. I warn you now, it is not meant to be serious, like some of my other work is. This is pure, insanely stupid fluff. Poor, poor V. Please R&R, if you have a sense of humor.
V for Vendetta - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,835 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/8/2006 - Complete
Les couleurs de la mort reviews
V est mort. Qu'estce que Evey pense lorsqu'elle prépare ses funerailles? Uh, c'est mon premier fic en français, et je suis anglophone. Je vous avertie, la qualité d'écriture n'est pas la meilleure... .
V for Vendetta - Rated: K+ - French - Chapters: 1 - Words: 873 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/7/2006 - Complete
Persephone's Price reviews
After the war, Zion sends someone to speak to the Mero. All the representative REALLY wants is a glass of water... why does Perse have to make things so damned difficult? Rated T for language and some mature subtext, I guess.
Matrix - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,668 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/6/2006 - Persephone, Twins - Complete
Ode to the Outfit reviews
So many fics, so little room in my brain. What is a charismatic hero without an equally charismatic outfit? I love V's attire black on black, yum and find it very... inspiring. Most of my... erm, inspiration... is better left in my twisted mind, but here
V for Vendetta - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,830 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/6/2006 - Published: 5/3/2006
Insurrection Behind the Scenes reviews
This is a few years old, I'm just posting it now. I was so upset after watching Seeing Red the episode where Warren gets a gun. I started thinking, What if the characters could see what Joss and co. were doing to them? What if the Scoobies could have thei
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,335 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/19/2006
The Terrible Price of Morality reviews
Oneshot, basically resulting from me wondering how the man V once was ended up being condemned, blackbagged and sent to the Larkhill detention facility. Please read and review. Rated for some violence.
V for Vendetta - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,470 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/19/2006 - Complete
Show me Roses reviews
This was supposed to be a drabble, but I am apparently incapable of keeping it short. The third V fic I've started, the first I've finished. What if, while imprisoned at Larkhill, V and Valerie had shared slightly more than a letter? Please review.
V for Vendetta - Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,755 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/19/2006 - Complete
Tears In Heaven or First Time for Regret reviews
Spike listens to the radio one night, and a song brings on a wave of thoughts and emotion. Somewhat sad fic.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,919 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 4/13/2006 - Spike, Dawn S. - Complete
One Night in London reviews
Someone bumps into Spike and Dru on the subway one night. This certain someone is greatly inspired by Spike's look. A tad of sexual suggestion.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,452 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/13/2006 - Spike, Drusilla - Complete
How do you solve a problem like Voldemort? reviews
Songfic to the tune of How do you solve a problem like Maria? from the musical The sound of Music. Please review!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 419 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/18/2006 - Voldemort - Complete
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