Author has written 3 stories for Kingdom Hearts, and Gravitation.
Name: Nicolai T. Davi
Age: 27 (wow... 8 years since I've written anything. ouch.)
Muse: Brigid, Celtic Goddess of Flame and Inspiration.
Oooh, Guernica. OUCH.
Okay, LSD in my cereal has been ruled out.
HOLY CHRIST, This thing would intimidate Catherine the Great!
In Soviet Russia, cake mixes you.
Am I hearing things, or is he in the kitchen emancipating the appliances?
There is no way you can remove your head from another girls crotch in a nonchalant manner...
Like a kielbasa into a jello mold!
Delicious bourbon, Finest of all spirits, A drunken haiku.
Bad idea. Beeblebrox's Gambit always does more harm than good.
Insert obvious lightsaber joke here.
I don't explode cats... it's way too difficult to coax them into the microwave.
You know, I really wish I were an emo kid right now, all of this drama would make for an awesome LiveJournal.
"I open the door while keeping the chain on so it thwacks taunt while I glare at the messenger darkly. (Number 56 if you're keeping track. "Glare of the peeved and half-asleep") The delivery man trembles slightly but admirably continues with his mission. Nice to know the mail service has standards in their employees."
"It has been far, far, FAR too long since I decked anyone."
"I can't deck Daisuke (are you kidding? I might kill him!) or Krad (yes, Satoshi, deck your alter ego. Then we'll take you off to the place with the jackets that let you give yourself a hug.)"
"Satoshi Hikari, terror of delivery men, hunter of purple-haired thieves, strikes again!"
"Heh. The foolish mortals shall fear me."
"Perhaps I should call a bomb squad? That would be quite entertaining, especially for this hour of the morning."
"I glance at the return address and it's really no surprise that it comes from the Niwa household. Somehow I doubt Daisuke would send me an explosive however, the thought of Niwa, carefully packing a bomb into the package with the help of his over-eager mother, almost makes me smile.
All from "My Purpose" by Crimson-Eyed-Angel99