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 Author has written 2 stories for Harry Potter. A writer from Australia who always had a soft-spot for romance and fell in love with the idea of Dramione; who said a little love and kindness can't change people? I sincerely hope you enjoy my stories, for I have enjoyed writing them and hearing of all the emotions and hours of enjoyment that they bring you all. Please note - I wrote 'The Serpent, the Witch and the Broom Closet' 12-ish years ago, so the writing quality is appalling to look back at, and rather than scrap and re-write I'm leaving it up as it was my most-read work. Please forgive the old writing, and character portrayals :) |
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Blind My Eyes, Sew Them Shut by Greenaleydis reviews
After a close brush with the Death Eaters, Hermione awakens blinded and on the run with a familiar snarky Slytherin. In hiding, Hermione and Draco must find a way to survive - and somehow thwart a plot that could alter their very world. Dramione, post-DH, COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 47 - Words: 142,820 - Reviews: 787 - Favs: 1,730 - Follows: 1,400 - Updated: 11/17/2017 - Published: 8/25/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
What Lies Beneath by Asher Monroe reviews
Be careful of what's under the surface. It just might pull you down with it. -Damon/Bonnie- -Series of Interconnecting One Shots- -Complete!-
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 65 - Words: 370,393 - Reviews: 1939 - Favs: 1,082 - Follows: 757 - Updated: 6/30/2013 - Published: 11/27/2009 - [Damon S., Bonnie B.] - Complete
Quidditch Pitch by kitkatfox reviews
Everyone knows Hermione is an insufferable know-it-all. And she's now set her brain on learning to fly a broom, fear or no fear. Unfortunately, she's interupted in her private lesson on the quidditch pitch. By none other than Draco Malfoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 32,031 - Reviews: 467 - Favs: 330 - Follows: 446 - Updated: 8/26/2012 - Published: 1/6/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Claiming Hermione by ilke reviews
“This doesn’t change anything, Granger. We’re not friends.” Draco said. “I know.” Hermione sat unmoving, listening to his retreating footfalls. She felt pretty certain that, in fact, it changed everything.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 33 - Words: 118,833 - Reviews: 1589 - Favs: 4,024 - Follows: 3,633 - Updated: 6/27/2012 - Published: 7/20/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G.
It's Just Me by jehszs reviews
After a night of mistaken identity Hermione finds herself unable to stay away from the mystery man from the darkness. How can she stop herself from falling for him when he's doing everything in his power to make her his again? M. HG/DM. Warning: some non-consensual sexual themes
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 126,577 - Reviews: 1583 - Favs: 1,466 - Follows: 1,685 - Updated: 11/7/2011 - Published: 9/10/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M.
And Here Comes You by mikey-rocks reviews
After Hermione and Draco are forced into an awkward living situation feelings begin to arise. But with the mysterious appearances and disappearances occurring in their lives will they be able to hold on to each other? Post-Hogwarts. Dramione. R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 13 - Words: 73,502 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 7/25/2011 - Published: 3/11/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Heavy Lies the Crown by floorcoaster reviews
For seven years, Draco has carried the weight of the world on his shoulders, and just when he thinks he'll be released, something happens that will make him seek help from the last person he could have imagined.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 289,967 - Reviews: 3424 - Favs: 7,365 - Follows: 2,768 - Updated: 2/11/2011 - Published: 1/16/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
You Picked Me by WizardIncognito reviews
Snippet:“Hmm. Tell me Granger, do you find me scary?” He asked in a very charming voice. Hermione was confused. “No. Should I?” “Yes. You should be worried, scared and absolutely hysterical." Seventh Year Heads, DM/HG
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 42,276 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 242 - Updated: 2/2/2011 - Published: 9/12/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G.
The Letter by jen3227 reviews
Harry happens upon whispered voices one night, Hermione is tutoring Malfoy, and Draco receives a letter from his mother - with what as a result?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 16,961 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 1/23/2011 - Published: 1/17/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Everybody's Got One by starky11 reviews
The happiest memory he could conjure wasn't good enough.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,856 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 21 - Published: 1/14/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Atonement by SomethingBlue42 reviews
After Lord Voldemort’s victory, Hermione Granger is bought by Draco Malfoy, the Dark Lord’s most trusted servant. The longer she stays at Malfoy Manor the more she comes to learn that while Malfoy is vicious and unrelenting, not everything is as it seems.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 29,017 - Reviews: 579 - Favs: 2,495 - Follows: 569 - Updated: 11/27/2010 - Published: 12/12/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Learning to Love by jen3227 reviews
Where Hermione gets lessons, Draco gets them in return, and they both learn something they never expected they would.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,838 - Reviews: 358 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 262 - Updated: 11/21/2010 - Published: 12/8/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G.
The Last Dance by jen3227 reviews
And when he whispers in your ear, you can feel his voice travel down your arms, your body, your legs, to your toes. That's when you shiver, blink, glance away with your cheeks blazing. That's when you get aroused, just by his voice. [Revised in 2024, COMPLETE]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,178 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/1/2010 - Published: 6/21/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Open Windows by Salome Weil reviews
Hermione makes a crucial mistake with Ron and the consequences won't be pretty, unless Draco can rise to the occasion. But with his own demons to face, will he make the right choice? AU, Spoilers HBP, M for language and sexual reference, later violence.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 121,850 - Reviews: 317 - Favs: 685 - Follows: 279 - Updated: 9/2/2010 - Published: 2/7/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Hunted by Bex-chan reviews
Forced to work together when their old schoolmates start dying, Hermione & Draco must overcome their differences to solve the mysterious deaths. The tension in the office is getting rather...heated. Mature themes. 4years PostHogwarts/War. EWE. DMHG.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 36 - Words: 191,497 - Reviews: 3219 - Favs: 10,724 - Follows: 3,297 - Updated: 8/28/2010 - Published: 3/29/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Guilt by aviddaydreamer reviews
The war is over, and the guilty must be punished. Draco awaits his trial, but finds an unexpected ally in a childhood nemesis. Canon compliant until DH Epilogue. Rated M for language and lemons.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 45,545 - Reviews: 270 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 292 - Updated: 6/27/2010 - Published: 9/14/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Recipe for Success by UnseenLibrarian reviews
Fred and George are seeking a special book to help them in their creation of a new Weasleys' Wizard Wheezes treat. Madam Irma Pince, the Hogwarts Librarian, thwarts them at every turn. Takes place during Fred and George's seventh year.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 26,404 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 6/19/2010 - Published: 3/26/2010 - Fred W., George W. - Complete
Denial Is Not A Pretty Facial Feature by starky11 reviews
When Narcissa Malfoy is your new mother-in-law, you might find it hard to sleep peacefully at night. When Lucius Malfoy is your new father-in-law, you might just want to forget sleep altogether. Reviews are greatly appreciated.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 70,956 - Reviews: 590 - Favs: 795 - Follows: 424 - Updated: 6/17/2010 - Published: 3/30/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
How to Fake a Marriage by hermyandronforevr reviews
"What the hell are you talking about?" Hermione questioned. "You are not my husband." "That expensive wedding ring on your finger would prove otherwise," he contradicted. Chapter 18 is up.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 41,126 - Reviews: 1577 - Favs: 870 - Follows: 1,198 - Updated: 6/11/2010 - Published: 7/20/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M.
The Program by Salome Weil reviews
Years after the war, Ginny convinces Hermione to participate in a program designed to help victims and prisoners of the war, but help isn't exactly the right word for what happens behind closed doors. Can Hermione find peace despite her past and present?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 53 - Words: 188,122 - Reviews: 516 - Favs: 638 - Follows: 225 - Updated: 4/29/2010 - Published: 3/26/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
100 theme: Good things come in small packages by MegTao reviews
Short stories guaranteed to make you laugh, cry or go Awwwww. UsaMamo. Written for the 'Usagi and Mamoru: A Love Like No Other' livejournal challenge.
Sailor Moon - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 100 - Words: 40,166 - Reviews: 1252 - Favs: 291 - Follows: 178 - Updated: 2/3/2010 - Published: 10/1/2005 - Mamoru C./Darien S./Tuxedo Kamen, Usagi T./Serena/Bunny/Sailor Moon - Complete
Essays by lazer-angel reviews
Essays. I've always loved them. That is, until someone started messing with my essays...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,966 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 357 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 1/9/2010 - Published: 12/27/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Dangerous Games by VTM Potter Crazy reviews
All hope was lost the day the Boy Who Lived took his final breath and now she is on her own. Her existence is a secret so only one question remains. Will old enemies become new friends in her struggle to save the world? Rated M for later chapters, REVIEW!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 19 - Words: 74,842 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 1/6/2010 - Published: 7/23/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Unexpected by I want reviews
ONESHOT. She was alone and lonely all at once. All he'd done was be around. She wouldn't be the same after it all.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,498 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/15/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Beautiful Things Can Come From The Dark by yesterdayschild4 reviews
He finds her, broken and bleeding, and it will change everything. A rape aftermath story told from Draco Malfoy's POV. DHr
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 135,873 - Reviews: 1050 - Favs: 3,710 - Follows: 1,409 - Updated: 11/28/2009 - Published: 6/7/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Captive by SilverStarShine94 reviews
The one and only time Draco Malfoy stood up for Hermione Granger he paid a high price. Set during DH.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,493 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 13 - Published: 9/25/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Of Course He Remembered by starky11 reviews
Forgetting. It's not that easy. But of course he remembered. Of course. Winner of Star's Alternative Yule Ball Challenge.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,976 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 17 - Published: 8/28/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Better Claim by Salome Weil reviews
The Battle for Hogwarts was lost, but Hermione was captured before she could help Harry find the last key to destroying Voldemort. Imprisoned as a slave for Death Eaters, will she accept Draco's help so she can survive? M for language, sexual content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 71,507 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 542 - Follows: 219 - Updated: 8/25/2009 - Published: 3/31/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Live Faster, Love Stronger by Darling Chibi reviews
Hermione has a secret. A secret that she’s not willing to tell anyone, not even her best friends. But what happens when a past enemy finds out? A story of how an unlikely friendship can bring comfort through rough times and grow into something more.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 37,803 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 7/27/2009 - Published: 5/17/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Broken by inadaze22 reviews
He felt something close to pity for the woman in front of him. And while that disturbed Draco to no end, what really disgusted him most of all was the harrowing fact that someone or something had broken Hermione Granger's spirit beyond recognition. Revised 2019. Update your Epubs.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 308,354 - Reviews: 5828 - Favs: 12,308 - Follows: 4,226 - Updated: 7/15/2009 - Published: 4/2/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M., Pansy P., Blaise Z. - Complete
Lunch in the Backroom by kryptiq reviews
."Calm down, Granger. It's just lunch. You'd think I asked you out. Not that I ever would." Draco Malfoy was a liar. - - - DM/HG with hints of FW/HG
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,239 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 14 - Published: 6/24/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Incentive to Breathe by Dawrnit reviews
There, on her front lawn, was Draco Malfoy, son of Death Eater extraordinaire, looking quite dead. A story of forgiveness and redemption, selfishness and selflessness, prejudice and tolerance, Hermione and Draco. What if love can't conquer all? On hiatus.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,822 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/23/2009 - Published: 6/20/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Trick Stair II: Advanced Studies by Lyra Silvertongue2 reviews
Three hours was an awfully long time to spend in a trick stair. But now that they're out of the stair, Hermione and Draco don't feel like it was that long, and the world outside seems a great deal more real. And what's this new PostNEWTs business?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,997 - Reviews: 351 - Favs: 278 - Follows: 541 - Updated: 4/2/2009 - Published: 5/21/2006 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Everything She Wants by Anlynne reviews
One night, one mistake, one deal, fourteen days to set it right.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 47,286 - Reviews: 355 - Favs: 342 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 3/9/2009 - Published: 2/13/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Stuck by GrandeVanillaSkimLatte reviews
Just because they were both willing to accept some blame, didn't make being stuck in a broom cupboard together any easier. DracoHermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,037 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 282 - Follows: 39 - Published: 1/15/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
My Only Love Sprung From My Only Hate by JadedDragon4 reviews
COMPLETE! On a dark night, in a dark corridor, the unthinkable happens . . . and now the lust is unstoppable. Dramione. Rated M for sexual situations. Borderline Lemon. If this is not your cup of tea, please do not read. PLEASE R/R!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 40,665 - Reviews: 496 - Favs: 1,066 - Follows: 366 - Updated: 12/16/2008 - Published: 10/22/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Dangerous Games by That.Girl.Is.Poison reviews
Intrigue. Love. Blackmail. Danger. She was supposed to get in, get it back, and get out. Hermione should have realized that anything involving Draco Malfoy would never be that simple. Sixth year
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 46,234 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 12/5/2008 - Published: 10/24/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Stars Concealed by jen3227 reviews
COMPLETE: How can a late night encounter lead to a romance between Hermione and Draco? One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,100 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/1/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Passing Notes by loveangelli reviews
I could never understand how someone so beautiful could be so full of hate. I never thought about my hatred for this man. Maybe he wasn’t the only one filled with hate. That was until we started passing notes.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 36,906 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 11/11/2008 - Published: 4/3/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G.
I Will Never Understand Boys by Candy04 reviews
An accident in potions class leaves Hermione magnetically attached and invisable to an unaware Draco. Story Recovered!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 27,081 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 218 - Updated: 8/12/2008 - Published: 5/21/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Christmas Spirit by Tierfal reviews
All of the tables in the library are full... except one. An impudent little seasonal Dramione.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,543 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 291 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 12/23/2007 - Published: 12/17/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Time For a Change by LoriLynn1 reviews
Hermione Granger and Pansy Parkinson have a Potions mishap and end up switching bodies with one another. Because their Potion grade is at stake, they are forced to go along with these roles until the antidote is made. 6th year, multiple pairings
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 17 - Words: 90,218 - Reviews: 412 - Favs: 308 - Follows: 345 - Updated: 6/3/2007 - Published: 12/3/2006 - Hermione G., Draco M.
To Own A Malfoy by Operation Milkdud reviews
Draco Malfoy becomes Hermione Granger's personal slave. What could be better? DM.HG
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 23,122 - Reviews: 358 - Favs: 300 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 11/17/2006 - Published: 9/18/2006 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Trick Stair by Lyra Silvertongue2 reviews
Preromance. Hermione Granger and Draco Malfoy. Three hours is a long time to be trapped beneath a trick stair, and stairs aren't too spacious these days...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 28,819 - Reviews: 1866 - Favs: 1,730 - Follows: 305 - Updated: 5/16/2006 - Published: 12/29/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Through Your Eyes by lilblueangel1223 reviews
Draco accidentally causes Hermione to become blind due to an incident in Potions. Now he has to become her personal guide... DHr [Please read and review]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,882 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 3/18/2006 - Published: 8/13/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M.
What A Difference A Night Makes by Kyra4 reviews
DHr prefects, top students in their year and Houses. Makes sense that they'd be chosen by the faculty for an honors project that requires them to be locked in the astronomy tower all night. Will they fall for each other or rip each other apart? COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,706 - Reviews: 391 - Favs: 1,304 - Follows: 196 - Updated: 4/22/2004 - Published: 3/25/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
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The Serpent, the Witch and the Broom Closet reviews
When Hermione and Draco get stuck inside a broom closet for part of the holidays, they both change. But can they come back for their seventh year and finish, despite all the drama and twists and turns happening? Set in Hogwarts: EWE. Slightly OOC. Rated M for language and dark themes. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 110,147 - Reviews: 1455 - Favs: 3,344 - Follows: 1,524 - Updated: 2/4/2016 - Published: 8/21/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
These Feelings reviews
An interrupted fight between Ron and Hermione pushes the odd feelings that Draco and Hermione have for one-another into the spotlight, after all this weird friendship that they've formed is far too cosy to be anything but cute. One-shot, COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,624 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 599 - Follows: 93 - Published: 10/10/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
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