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Joined 01-27-06, id: 979035, Profile Updated: 05-07-08
Author has written 17 stories for Fullmetal Alchemist, South Park, Naruto, and Death Note.

This is being worked on... give me time... O_O

'kay. I'll just let y'all know right now-

I. Love. Yaoi. It's my cocaine.

So, about me-

Name: Auri is the nickname, but my real name is Taylor. x3
Age: 15
Sex: Female
Hair/Eyes: Black hair and blue eyes
Glasses/Braces: Glasses, yes, braces, no.
Height/Weight: 5'7", about 130 lbs or so.
Favorite Colors: All shades of green (especially lime green) and black. I also like white and gray.
Music?: KoRn, Killswitch Engage, Rob Zombie, System of a Down, Disturbed, Thousand Foot Krutch, etc.

Reaching Me:
Please, don't be afraid to e-mail me with questions, comments, etc. I'm a very nice person, despite my awkward exterior- I'm not gonna bite!

Yahoo- darknessdowns@yahoo.com OR mailbox.kamikaze@gmail.com (you are more likely to be able to reach me at this email)
DeviantArt- scarsandstripes.deviantart.com
YouTube - Compuzzlement
I have an MSN, but I don't give it out to the public.

I ROLEPLAY. :D

If you ever want to do a Naruto or Death Note yaoi roleplay with me sometime, don't hesitate to let me know. I'm totally game for it!


Opinions on Pairings
(Under Construction)


NARUTO -

Yaoi-

1. KakuzuxHidan (OTP)
2. DeidaraxSasori
3. KankuroxKiba
4. LeexNeji
5. KakashixObito - LOOK, I'M SORRY. xD I LIKE IT, OKAYYY?

(1 and 2 are constantly changing places though. Right now KakuHidan is my favorite. )

Honorable Mentions:
GaaraxLee
GaaraxNaruto
KakashixIruka
GaaraxSasuke
ItachixKisame
ItachixNeji (-hangs head in shame-)
ItachixSasuke (Uchihacest)
KankuroxGaara (Tolerable, only if well-done)

Yuri-

1. KarinxTayuya - Weird, but I like it.
2. SakuraxIno
3. TemarixTayuya
4. HinataxHanabi
5. TentenxTemari

Het-

1. PeinxKonan
2. HinataxNaruto
3. KankuroxHinata
4. NejixHinata (Hyugacest)
5. TayuyaxSakon

Hated Pairings-

DeidaraxIno
DeidaraxGaara
DeidaraxTobi - Tch, it seems like teacher-banging-student relationship to me.
DeidaraxHidan - I tolerate this one but I will never write it or draw it. Simple at that.
NejixNaruto
KakuzuxSasori - Can you beleive this exists?
SasorixOrochimaru - Ewww. xP
SakuraxAkatsuki - Please. This is just dumb.
SakuraxNaruto
SakuraxSasuke
SakuraxAnybody

I dislike most het as well.xP


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When Carpools Get Ugly by Medicinal Biscuit reviews
CHAPTER 7 OUT! In which old times come back to bite our boys, Neji finally loses it, emo songs are sung, the culprit behind Bessie's vandalism is FINALLY revealed, Lee attempts to find a plus in a world of minuses, and, as always, the plot thickens.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 35,848 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 6/29/2009 - Published: 11/26/2007 - Deidara, Hidan
Asylum by Bonzai-Bunny reviews
They're coming to take me away ha-ha. Beyond Birthday centric. drabble fic.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 274 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 16 - Published: 5/4/2008 - BB - Complete
Observations by Bonzai-Bunny reviews
L makes some observations about Raito as he's getting dressed.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 671 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/28/2008 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Paranormal Envy by Artificial Wings 39 reviews
EdxEnvy Ed is forced to move with his family to an old house that gives him the creeps. What happens when Ed finally figures out why the place scares him so much? Ed's POV. OOCness, Yaoi and language. LOOK AT CHP. 15!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 15 - Words: 33,372 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 2/24/2008 - Published: 1/31/2006 - Edward E., Envy - Complete
It's Cold Outside, Sasori by cresent-lunette reviews
On a long mission to the Land of Snow, Sasori reveals that his feelings, both physical and emotional are returning without any reasonable explination. What's Deidara going to do? SasoDei, DeiSaso, lime yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,220 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 1/25/2008 - Published: 11/23/2007 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Shovels by Atopos reviews
A drabble about Kakuzu and Hidan walking around with a shovel. Warning: Hidan's in it, so what do you think?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 349 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/5/2007 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
the bats are pooping by closedofHeart reviews
Sealing a bijuu takes alot of effort especially if you're stuck in a cave with bats. Had to tone down the swearing but its still funny. Akatsuki vs nature. Mainly Hidan vs nature. But contains other members.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,701 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 11/25/2007 - Published: 9/7/2007 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Sentimental Value by Bolt Thunder reviews
Throughout his life, the only thing Kakuzu has ever trusted was money. Money may have financial value, but what about sentimental value? KakuHidan.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,156 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 11/21/2007 - Published: 10/24/2007 - Hidan, Kakuzu
Countdown To Farewell by Crimson.Haven reviews
What was Deidara thinking before he was engulfed by his masterpiece?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,072 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/6/2007 - Deidara, Obito U./Tobi - Complete
Sewing by MetalLoverDeborah reviews
Hidan tries his hand at sewing. With help. KakuHidan. Yaoi. I do not own Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 477 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 39 - Published: 10/9/2007 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Four Letter Words by Momosportif reviews
KakuHida fluff fest! Sometimes they wonder what they feel for their partner and the answer's only four letters long. Fluff fluff fluff! And more fluff! Characters are God's, aka Kishimoto's. Smile! [oh, and it switches pov at the line]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 452 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 21 - Published: 10/8/2007 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
Shower Sex: Akatsuki Style by Follow-The-Firefly reviews
It's hard trying to hide a relationship with your partner when you live with a bunch of ninjas. Rated T for language and suggestive themes.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,159 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/4/2007 - Deidara, Sasori
Fortune Cookie by LoneCard reviews
Neji reads a fourtune cookie. The boy obssesed with fate reads the message and...NejiLee. Written for my friend. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 561 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 16 - Published: 8/17/2007 - Neji H., Lee R. - Complete
Substitute Stan by Labyrinth1n3 reviews
Kenny comes up with a plan to get his two best friends together, but it's not that easy. Mainly Style but, there's Ksquared in it as well. It's my first SP Fic so it's a typical StanKyle love story.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 15,119 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 8/7/2007 - Published: 8/12/2006 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
Kiba's Party by ebilniinja reviews
Kiba decides to have a little party. What do YOU think is gonna happen when he can't reach the chips? YAOI KankyxKiba.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 977 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/7/2007 - Kiba I., Kankuro - Complete
The Journal of One Kenny McCormick by Seaouryou reviews
Oh, life. It’s such a tremendous pain in the ass. I'm not too thrilled about death, either. [Kenny’s POV]
South Park - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 28,186 - Reviews: 414 - Favs: 413 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 2/12/2007 - Published: 7/8/2006 - Kenny M. - Complete
I Just Can't Stop by p-sama7 reviews
KankuroKiba. Its hard to explain something so simple, it can only get complicated.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,466 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 11/17/2006 - Published: 7/19/2006 - Kankuro, Kiba I. - Complete
High School by CaptainTinaRaven reviews
Its been Five years in South Park. The town looks the same, but a lot has changed friendship wise by then. Kyle is afraid Stan's life is way to busy and he's no longer his best friend anymore. Life is typical. Life is Gay. Seriously. KylexStan.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 13 - Words: 34,173 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 10/13/2006 - Published: 9/30/2006 - Kyle B., Stan M.
Sins in theraphy by Ritz the freak reviews
What would the sins be like in theraphy? Find out!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 2,376 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 5/24/2006 - Published: 2/24/2006 - Lust, Envy
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Sic Transit Gloria Mundi reviews
MelloxNear, 3-parts, Mello's POV -- After reading those four sweet words, I have discovered another purpose... make sure my grandeur lasts longer than his.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 899 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/7/2008 - Mello, Near
The Bomber's Heir reviews
Yaoi. Mpreg. Sasori's been noticing something... different about Deidara... has the experience that scarred the bomber for life left him with something much more horrifying then memories?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,752 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 12/13/2007 - Published: 9/4/2007 - Deidara, Sasori
Finally reviews
[KakuHidan, shounenai, fluff, 2story arc.] We've gone all the way, but somehow it keeps feeling like we've missed a step somewhere. [Hidan's POV, then Kakuzu's on 2nd Chapter]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,619 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/6/2007 - Published: 10/31/2007 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Hate Mail reviews
[SasoDei, implied KakuHidan] Dear Asshole. I'm telling Sasori no danna what you said about my hair. I hope he sets you on fire. Jackass. Love, Deidara. P.S....Tell your boyfriend I said hello!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,442 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 10/26/2007 - Published: 10/19/2007 - Deidara, Hidan
October Weather reviews
[KakuHidan fluff, AU, shounenai] Hey... my hands are cold... can't blame the wind, can you?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 517 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 27 - Published: 10/23/2007 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Hypothetically Speaking reviews
[SasoDei, Implied KakuHidan, oneshot, shounenai] LISTEN TO ME, YOU REDHAIRED TEME, I WAS CURIOUS, OKAY!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,313 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/19/2007 - Hidan, Sasori - Complete
One Way To Put It reviews
[KonaPein, implied other pairings] It's hard being the only heterosexual left in the whole place...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 740 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/9/2007 - Konan, Pain/Pein - Complete
Persuade Me reviews
[KakuHidan] Hopefully SOMETHING can make Kakuzu pay for it...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 980 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/9/2007 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
Battle Scars reviews
Rated for language. KankuroxKiba, Yaoi. Kankuro has some rather odd wounds on his chest, who knows where they came from...? Oneshot
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 957 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/27/2007 - Published: 8/18/2007 - Kankuro, Kiba I. - Complete
Educated Horses reviews
NejixLee, some OCness, some fluff, rating subject to change, RxR's appreciated! xx Neji is sent to live with Lee to strenghten team bonds. Lee is on a mission to break Neji of his cold 'hardassness', and he will not fail! Or so he says...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,584 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/15/2007 - Neji H., Lee R.
Serendipity reviews
Kenny and Cartman pose a bet to Stan and Kyle that will, although it is accidental, change their lives forever. Style and Slash. Chapter 12 up now, FINALLY!
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 36,718 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 4/7/2007 - Published: 9/8/2006 - Stan M., Kyle B.
Study Session reviews
Style Kyle is sick and Stan comes over to help him...er... study? Oneshot.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 887 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 28 - Published: 10/1/2006 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
Katzendamon reviews
Al hides a kitten from Edward in his armor. Then, there's a whole shpeil with a certain palmtree headed homunculus and a mishap in a transmutation involving the kitten. Envy gets turned into a cat, and has to stay with Ed at Pinako's house! Chaos!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,037 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 8/29/2006 - Published: 2/4/2006 - Envy, Edward E.
Homunculi DrabbleFunness reviews
A bunch of short drabble and oneshots reguarding the homunculi. Rated for language.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,617 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/22/2006 - Published: 2/18/2006
Chain'd reviews
Oneshot challenge story. LustxEnvy
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,773 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/20/2006 - Envy, Lust - Complete
Donuts and Musing reviews
Envy's thinking and eating donuts....basically pointless Envy drabble, no pairings. x3 Rated T for language.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,532 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/16/2006 - Envy - Complete
Never Enough reviews
A short songfic to the song 'Never Enough' by Eminem. From Envy's point of view as he explains what happens. He expresses his feelings for a certain female homunculus and almost kills our favorite Alchemist. LustxEdward
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 899 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/4/2006 - Envy, Lust - Complete
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