Pat Squared
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Author has written 12 stories for Kim Possible, Avatar: Last Airbender, and Naruto.

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Due to life events, I have been inactive for several years. I have finally transitioned to a position where I am no longer working 80 to 100 hour work weeks. However, it will take some time for me to re-plot my incomplete works as well as re-edit my current works.

However, I will eventually finish them. Only death or disability will stop me from completing them.

Sources of Inspiration


(1) Dr. Demento - The infamous radio personality is the alter ego of Barret Hansen. Dr. Demento was popular in the 1970's and 1980's and had a cult following to this day. While working for KPPC-FM and later for KMET in Los Angeles, Dr. Demento put together radio skits and songs such as "Boot to the Head" and "Kinko the (kid-loving) Clown He discover Weird Al Yankovic, Larry Groce, and repopularized old acts such as Stan Freberg satirical recordings, Napoleon the XIV's "They're Coming to Take Me Away, Ha Ha" and Bobby "Boris" Pickett's "Monster Mash." He is the American version of Monty Python save for the fact that he did not do movies.

(2) Monty Python - The greatest British comedy group ever to grace the earth. Graham Chapman, John Cleese, Terry Gilliam, Eric Idle, and Michael Palin (no relationship to US Vice Presidential hopeful Sarah Palin) put together some of the funniest television skits and movies of all time. If you do not know about the Spam skit, Dead Parrot skit, Argument Clinic, Matt the Knight, and the French Taunter from Monty Python's Holy Grail, the song Always Look on the Bright Side of Life, and the song you can't say fck on the radio, go to Google's Video search engine and start watching.

(3) South Park - Cartman is living proof that fat asses still rule. After watching this, I was very careful not to anger one least they plot to drop me in a vat of hot lava or worse - Cartman only arranged for the death of Scott Tenerman's parents, grinding their flesh into a bowl of chili, and make him look like a douche, because Scott had to trick Cartman into buying pubic hair.

(4) Government Accounting - As an accounting major, I had to suffer through government accounting. All the other accounting system is based upon some aspect of reality. Government accounting was invented by monks keep in isolation, constantly being bitten by rabid gerbils as a test of faith. Once you taken the class, you know why every government in the world will remained effed up until end of times.

(5) Government Bureaucrats - No explanation required.

(6) My Job - As an forensic auditor/white-collar crime investigator, I quickly learned that the "criminal mastermind" is an extremely rare creature that is more a product of a Hollywood screenwriter's imagination than realty. From my experience, when most people embark on a "life of crime," odds are that in 99-percent of cases, they just gave themselves a "self-induced lobotomy" rather than enact a cunning plan. All acts leave some trace that an experience investigator can follow. Therefore, I do not care how good at being invisible your bad guy is, in the end, the bad guy will find his nemesis right behind him or more likely, in front of him waiting with a "pair of handcuffs." Therefore, if your lead is a "criminal" or "rebel", happily ever after will involve a lifetime of dodging the authorities.

(7) Hazard Warning Labels on Consumer Products - Prior to the warning label, how the hell do consumers know that the Barbie Doll I gave my five-year-old daughter could be so dangerous, even without the Chinese-added lead-based paint. After reading the labels, a part of me wants to actually try it out just to see how much it can hurt.

(8) Statistics - In an uncertain world, there is a certain comfort one can find in statistics. For example - being mentally retarded is defined as being in the bottom quartile of humanity with respect to intelligence. Thus one of of every four adults is retarded. When I am bored, suck in the middle of a group I loath, I try to figure out who is the one in four among us who is retarded.

(9) College Professors - Now that I have graduated and joined the real world, I am envious of the college professors of my youth. Where else can you get lifetime job security and teach young impressionable mind to believe in something so illogical that if it was not taught in the university, you would believe it to be the mad ramblings of someone locked away in a padded room at the psychiatric ward? When I retire, I plan on developing some outrageous theory such as whacking people on the head with the mallets from a retired Chucky Cheese's "Whack a Mole" game can improve our educational system. They will beg me to teach and I get to play a game of "Whack the Students."

(10) Hooters and Strip Clubs - Having patronized and making friendships, among other things that I must keep quiet about, with girls from both, I have realized that my standards had not changed since the day I opened my first Playboy magazine. I have lost count of how many girls told me that they wanted respect. Hello. The only job with less respect is working at "Hot Dog on a Stick." One of my ex-girlfriends, a stripper, use to tell me that she became a stripper to regain her lost dignity after working two years at "Hot Dog on a Stick." As for Hooters, the food might be good, but I go to see the girls do the YMCA dance and sing "My sister blank is drunk and horny and going to get laid." Girls, if you work at these places, the only real justification is the tips. Do not say, "I do this to prove that a woman can be as strong and successful as a man."

(11) Years Working in Loss Prevention - I worked three years as a loss prevention specialist for a major retailer. I have seen just about every idiotic scheme poorly executed. It is a cardinal fact that when people decide to commit crimes, they give themselves an instant lobotomy. Forget Sherlock Holmes or CSI. Finding criminals is so easy. Just look for the idiot whose head swivels more than that of your typical junkie prostitute trying to act natural. I actually had one idiot rub lemon juice on his face and hand in a vain attempt to make himself invisible to the security cameras.

(12) Life - If you cannot find the absurdities in life, do the world a favor and end your existence as a product consuming organism. Having no sense of humor is ground for performing retroactive birth control.


(1) My Ex-girlfriends - The sex was great. The drama...nearly cause me to drink myself into a stupor. These girls have more overacting in one fingernail clipping than multi-year run of Spanish telenovelas. Age and experience now make me contemplate the question was the slight chance at human reproduction with these girl worth the sex and headaches. I am so thankful the condom held otherwise I will be repeatedly banging my head into steal plate in an attempt to dull the pain.

(2) The Old Testament of the Bible - In the first five books of the Bible you can read about murder, rape, incest, legally banging your brother's wife, and a thousand other disgusting acts all approved in the name of God. I like old "Smite your enemies, rape their women, and salt their fields" kind of God over the newer "I love you - you love me" kind of God. If I did not know better it sounded like the New Testament God was channeling Barney the Purple Pedophile Dinosaur.

(3) My grandmother's Old Romance Novels - After my grandmother died, I cleaned out the stuff from her house. For some reason I held unto the romance novels. Fate, and an idiotic driver with a few too many beers, landed me in the hospital for a week. One can only watch so much daytime television so my brother grabbed a box of books to rescue me from pending insanity. They happened to be my grandmother's books. I read them and found out that the only difference between these books and the script for your typical pornographic film is the terminology. Instead of saying 'fck' or 'cum all over her face', grandma's old romance novels said 'celebrating love with physical vigor' and 'releasing one's life essence upon her visage.' The lesson - If you phrase it right, you can make almost anything sound respectable.

(4) My Teenage Years - I have already told my five-year-old daughter that any mischief that she is contemplating, I have already done. As a survivor of adolescence, I have dealt with just about everything a straight male can encounter save for my underage girlfriend being pregnant or getting an incurable STD. I do not need imagine to figure out how to place young characters in trouble...just pull up some old memories.

(5) New Radio - Let us say that fact is often stranger than fiction. I have heard stories about behavior so outrageous that I had to believe it was fabricated. However, I must report that yes, humans can be such idiots.

Pet Peeves

(1) Pen Thieves – I worked eight years in retail and had countless pens stolen from me because folks were too EXPLETIVE DELETED to return my pens to me.

(2) Folks who can’t even bother to review their favorite FanFiction.Net stories. We don’t ask that you review every story you read or that you deliver a lengthy, critical review. Just one or two words like Thank You or even, Too OC can help an author develop his or her craft.

Pat Squared’s Tips to Writers

Who Want to Write Well

(1) Repeat this mantra – There are no such things as natural born writers and storytellers. Writing and telling stories are crafts and like all crafts, they require years and decades of intensive practice before anyone can claim to be a master.

(2) Read at least one great literary work per month. No, what you read for school (Unless it’s part of the reading list for a MFA program – If you have to ask you are not in one) DOES NOT COUNT! This is not pleasure reading, but rather an in-depth analysis of how the author dealt with certain literary challenges. You will find yourself learning how the pros did it.

(3) Be able to sum up the plot of your story in the point of view of any main character in a single sentence of 15 words or less before writing. If you can not, your story will be aimless and 99.99 of the time aimless is bad!


Fire Nation prince must capture elusive Avatar to regain lost honor. (11 words)

If you recognized this as the premise of the Nickelodeon cartoon Avatar - The Last Airbender from Zuko’s point of view then pat yourself on the back.

(4) From that single sentence, be able to further summarize the story from each major character’s POV in no more than 1-2 paragraphs.

(5) Your villain is just as important as your hero! If you can not turn around and rewrite the story from the POV of your villain, your story is flawed. Think of hero and villain as the yin and yang of your literary universe. Even Darth Vader needed some motivation beyond destroying planets with the Death Star. His story was interesting enough for Lucas to write Episodes I to III.

(6) To advance further in your story, your protagonist (hero/anti-hero) must make a series of irrevocable choices that bring some significant level of sacrifice, suffering, and hardship to move closer to his or her goals. As humans we value things by how much we suffer to acquire them – The pain your mother put up with during labor is why she did not strangle you as a temper-tantrum throwing two year-old. Take this to extremes for your characters.

(7) Make the goals urgent (at least in the mind of your characters) enough for the character to drop everything they were doing and focus their efforts to achieve that goal.

Zuko (Avatar - Last Airbender) can not assume his rightful place as the crown prince of the Fire Nation and earn his father’s love without delivering the current reincarnation of the Avatar in chains to his father, Fire Lord Ozai.

(8) Pile more and more crap on the character.

Zuko (Last Avatar) encounters Commander Zhao who interferes with his hunt for the Avatar. Zhao captures the Avatar and Zuko must get a well-guarded Avatar out from Commander Zhao’s custody. (Blue Spirit Episode)

(9) All must seem lost for the main character.

Fire Load Ozai declares Zuko and Iroh to be traitors to the Fire Nation and sends Azula, Zuko’s sadistic sister and fire bending prodigy to hunt down the pair. Now Zuko and Iroh are in a hostile land, the Earth Kingdom, surrounded by enemies on all sides. (Avatar - Last Airbender - End of Season I, Start of Season II)

(10) Plot out the entire story before posting up the first chapter. Nickelodeon does not just spend millions of dollars and risk millions of more dollars of precious air time some vague ‘Asian-theme cartoon about some Avatar’. The writers and producers plot out every episode and spend lots of time and money on research before even drawing the first cell so their story comes to life. While you are not putting millions of dollars out on one of your projects, you can at least invest a little time to make sure your stories flow from the beginning.

(11) Do your research. If you are writing your tales in a Chinese-Japanese inspired universe, make sure you learn what you can about Chinese-Japanese culture, myth, customs, and language. With the internet, all you have to do is to go to () or () to find articles and web pages on virtually any topic. Don’t go regurgitating up every detail, but you want to capture and internalize the essence of the universe in which you are placing your characters.

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A Life Twice Lived by Nemesis13 reviews
Draco Malfoy died at the venerable age of 107, and who awaited him at the crossroads? His mother? His wife? No, it had to be his eccentric former rival, eventual best friend, and far too often partner in chaos Harry Potter. Oh, and of course he had a deal to offer Draco to live his life anew, and obviously there was a caveat to it all that he wasn't privy to, damn Potters.Fem!Draco
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 49 - Words: 90,052 - Reviews: 2725 - Favs: 5,595 - Follows: 6,546 - Updated: 2/6/2021 - Published: 9/20/2017 - Harry P., Hermione G., Draco M., N. Tonks
Little Zuko v the World by MuffinLance reviews
Zuko finds Aang a month into his banishment. They're both 12. Expect not-a-kid-person!Zhao, gratuitous saving from pirates (dangit Katara give little Zuko back his shirts), and some solid Appa/Zuko bromance. It is the hole in your life you didn't know needed filling.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 36 - Words: 119,354 - Reviews: 871 - Favs: 1,012 - Follows: 980 - Updated: 12/26/2019 - Published: 3/3/2019 - Zuko
A Drop of Poison by Angel of Snapdragons reviews
WIP An unconscious Iruka forces Naruto to return to the academy for another year. It also marks the beginnings of a prank whose far-reaching consequences will shake Konoha to its foundations.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 200,216 - Reviews: 8543 - Favs: 16,247 - Follows: 17,316 - Updated: 12/25/2019 - Published: 10/3/2008 - Naruto U., Iruka U.
Red Mage, Looking For Group by Nemesis13 reviews
The Girl-Who-Lived grew up in a stable household despite Dumbledore's manipulations, as Iris Dursley she lives a perfectly normal life until she and Dudley get a new game system for Christmas. Inspired by their characters the pair soon discover Iris's magic powers, which Dudley quickly declares makes her a Red Mage and he the Paladin that protects her. Now to finish the party...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 24,598 - Reviews: 1335 - Favs: 3,822 - Follows: 4,727 - Updated: 7/12/2019 - Published: 3/12/2016 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L., Dudley D.
The Mouse of Konoha by obsidian dreamer reviews
Never underestimate the power of good advice. A few wise words into a pair of young ears leads a young would-be ninja to a decision; the Leaf will recognise him, but not as the fox... now separate from Win Some, Lose Some!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 500,952 - Reviews: 2387 - Favs: 6,812 - Follows: 5,810 - Updated: 3/27/2019 - Published: 1/28/2011 - Naruto U. - Complete
Uchibi Sasuke by Laryna6 reviews
Crackfic, AU. The Third Hokage granted Uchiha Itachi's request to spare the Uchiha children, only to realize too late that they were all horrible devil children. Literally. Which may be why Naruto fits right in with the rest of the little monsters Sasuke's too busy raising to brood.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 58 - Words: 109,423 - Reviews: 1592 - Favs: 2,529 - Follows: 2,323 - Updated: 10/17/2018 - Published: 6/16/2012 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Hinata H.
Incident Report by MoonClaimed reviews
Whoever decided it was a good idea to leave Naruto alone with three twelve year olds for a YEAR should be stabbed. Repeatedly.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 39,425 - Reviews: 1087 - Favs: 4,420 - Follows: 4,354 - Updated: 6/4/2018 - Published: 4/26/2012 - Naruto U.
New chance by Hektols reviews
A 10 years old Naruto meets a man who will change his life and the Ninja Nations, but will it be for good? The Yondaime has returned and he is not happy. NaruHina later.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 172 - Words: 631,731 - Reviews: 10113 - Favs: 8,704 - Follows: 7,475 - Updated: 3/31/2018 - Published: 1/30/2008 - [Minato N., Kushina U.] [Naruto U., Hinata H.]
Uchiha Kushina by Lucillia reviews
Kushina nee Sasuke has three goals in life: 1. Avenge her clan. 2. Restore her clan. 3. Become the girl her parents had wanted.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,015 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 516 - Follows: 580 - Updated: 8/8/2017 - Published: 6/19/2012 - Sasuke U.
Of the Day's Annoyances by Lucillia reviews
Excerpts from the journal of a Hyuuga Hiashi who raises Naruto. October 12, Potty Training: How is this my responsibility?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,224 - Reviews: 366 - Favs: 1,608 - Follows: 1,207 - Updated: 6/29/2017 - Published: 5/27/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Neji H., Hiashi H. - Complete
Best Served Cold by sakurademonalchemist reviews
Unexpected time travel can provide endless hours of entertainment...if you do it right. Under any other circumstances Harry would have done everything in his power to set things right the Gryffindor way. Too bad he's learned a lot since that final battle. Meet the biggest prankster in the Ministry's dreaded Audit department, and with one heck of a grudge to grind!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 16 - Words: 40,785 - Reviews: 1725 - Favs: 7,098 - Follows: 6,800 - Updated: 6/6/2017 - Published: 9/14/2016
The Somewhat Cracked Mind of Uchiha Itachi by Kereea reviews
AU: Itachi didn't kill the clan, instead he and his friends are teaching the next generation to drive them (and maybe the rest of Konoha) crazy. Won't that be fun?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 51 - Words: 126,246 - Reviews: 1368 - Favs: 2,724 - Follows: 2,563 - Updated: 5/31/2017 - Published: 9/27/2012 - Itachi U., Iruka U.
My Grandfather Was A WHAT? ! by Lucillia reviews
Harry rather complicates his life and unwittingly gets revenge on his relatives when he sends out a letter addressed to "A Blood Relative Who Isn't Petunia or Dudley" and a former follower of Grindelwald who'd just gotten out of prison and was looking for a place to stay receives it.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,739 - Reviews: 617 - Favs: 2,624 - Follows: 3,494 - Updated: 1/4/2017 - Published: 6/14/2014 - Harry P., Petunia D., Vernon D., Dudley D.
Who's Your Daddy? by Lucillia reviews
In which Naruto has a different father or several. And, also in which Orochimaru often runs semi-legitimate fertility experiments in order to cover up his genetic experiments. (unconnected Oneshots with a different father for Naruto in each)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 8,784 - Reviews: 374 - Favs: 1,476 - Follows: 1,096 - Updated: 8/9/2015 - Published: 1/12/2014 - Naruto U., Orochimaru
Little Uzumaki by Lucillia reviews
After he and his team have an accident with the Fountain of Youth, the now two year-old Naruto somehow manages to save the day. Melting Gaara's heart with his cuteness and inspiring others to do good and to defeat Orochimaru and the Akatsuki along the way
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 31,964 - Reviews: 1655 - Favs: 4,830 - Follows: 4,391 - Updated: 7/25/2015 - Published: 11/5/2009 - Naruto U., Iruka U.
Fang and Fox by ShadowBlade911 reviews
What would have happened if Naruto had wound up on a team with Kiba and Hinata. Gets into the friends he makes, the bonds, and trouble that all come with being around Kohona's number one knuckle headed ninja.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 157,163 - Reviews: 603 - Favs: 1,416 - Follows: 1,639 - Updated: 6/25/2015 - Published: 8/5/2012 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality by Less Wrong reviews
Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 122 - Words: 661,619 - Reviews: 36424 - Favs: 28,789 - Follows: 20,971 - Updated: 3/14/2015 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Faery Heroes by Silently Watches reviews
Response to Paladeus's challenge "Champions of Lilith". Harry, Hermione, and Luna get a chance to travel back in time and prevent the hell that England became under Voldemort's rule, and maybe line their pockets while they're at it. Lunar Harmony; plenty of innuendo, dark humor, some bashing included; manipulative!Dumbles; jerk!Snape; bad!Molly, Ron, Ginny
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 245,545 - Reviews: 6702 - Favs: 14,208 - Follows: 9,289 - Updated: 7/23/2014 - Published: 6/19/2012 - [Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L.] - Complete
To Bebe or not to Bebe by prof weird reviews
After having been defeated by KP and crew several times, the Bebebots decide to examine the Human Factor, and get more than they expected.
Kim Possible - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 160,266 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 7/21/2014 - Published: 2/15/2007 - Kim P., Bonnie R.
Baby's Day Out by Lucillia reviews
Due to a moment of inattentiveness on his first C-Rank, Uchiha Itachi aged 7 loses the very individual he should be watching. Hopefully he can get his pint-sized diaper-clad charge back before anyone realizes that he's missing...Meanwhile, Uzumaki Naruto aged 2 is having the time of his life as he explores the world around him and makes friends with the Konoha wildlife.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,466 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 718 - Follows: 699 - Updated: 10/7/2013 - Published: 8/29/2012 - Naruto U., Itachi U.
The Sealed Kunai by Kenchi618 reviews
What if something made Naruto the dead-last that everyone sees him as? What if he really wasn't as weak as he seemed? The true Naruto, unleashed upon the shinobi world! AU Story starts at Invasion of Konoha arc and continues onwards.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 69 - Words: 670,128 - Reviews: 11641 - Favs: 17,706 - Follows: 11,970 - Updated: 8/20/2013 - Published: 6/14/2010 - Naruto U. - Complete
On An Island In The Sun by Rorschach's Blot reviews
You don't like the way this country operates? You think its bureaucrats corrupt, its politicians moronic, its people apathetic sheep? Fine! Go make your own!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 32,584 - Reviews: 440 - Favs: 4,183 - Follows: 1,548 - Updated: 5/28/2013 - Published: 5/9/2013 - Complete
Reactions by Lucillia reviews
How a Kakashi/Naruto relationship would go down in the Canon Universe. Not for fans of Kakashi/Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 5,919 - Reviews: 329 - Favs: 495 - Follows: 335 - Updated: 5/6/2013 - Published: 4/2/2011 - Kakashi H., Naruto U.
The Last One Standing by FairyChipper reviews
A semi-senile, retired stormtrooper relates his adventures to his great-granddaughter with a little too much information.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,574 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 4/18/2013 - Published: 4/14/2013 - Stormtroopers
Payback by Lucillia reviews
In a world where everyone but Madara and Obito got their happily-ever-after, Sasuke decides he wants a bit of closure, and like an idiot, Naruto decides to help him. After-all, when are such things ever so simple with one whose main goal in life is to get revenge?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 875 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 86 - Published: 3/31/2013 - Sasuke U., Tobirama S. - Complete
But, They Didn't by Lucillia reviews
Instead of asking why Obito had joined Madara and was trying to destroy the world - Konoha included -, Kakashi is convinced he knows. Much to his mortification, Obito - who wants Kakashi to pay for what he did to Rin - has to convince his former teammate that his assumptions in the matter are badly mistaken before he can tell him the true reason.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,368 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 633 - Follows: 474 - Updated: 2/18/2013 - Published: 1/21/2013 - Obito U., Kakashi H.
5 Hokages by Lucillia reviews
After the first four Hokages are mysteriously returned to life, Konoha has to deal with the fact that they now have five Hokages, amongst other things. AU in which a perpetually drunk Madara lives long enough to do his own dirty work in the lead-up to the 4th Shinobi World War and Hashirama and Tobirama's personalities got swapped.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,093 - Reviews: 675 - Favs: 2,375 - Follows: 2,190 - Updated: 2/16/2013 - Published: 11/24/2009 - Hashirama S., Tsunade S., Madara U., Naruto U.
Food Fight by Lucillia reviews
Konoha and Iwa are epic rivals, and when teams from both nations meet competition inevitably ensues.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 454 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 272 - Follows: 76 - Published: 8/30/2012 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
Naruto, Rise of the Pervy Sage! by Ranmawho1 reviews
Something happened the night that Naruto became a genin- he met they Kyuubi. Because of this one event, his entire future will change... Watch as Naruto takes his prized first original technique and becomes Konoha's Pervy Sage! Not a serious story!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 50,641 - Reviews: 421 - Favs: 1,089 - Follows: 1,018 - Updated: 6/4/2012 - Published: 5/12/2011 - Naruto U.
The Exam by Lucillia reviews
After defeating Madara and saving the world, Naruto fulfills all of his life's goals. Well, all but one actually, and he's working on that one...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,811 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 944 - Follows: 298 - Published: 4/8/2012 - Naruto U. - Complete
Enchanted by Pressing Point reviews
He only went to the Hyuuga complex because he was on a stupid D-rank mission for Tsunade; He didn't expect to become enchanted by the very girl he'd known as dark and weird all his life; But now he has, Hiashi's began to pull out the family sword
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,600 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 3/21/2012 - Published: 12/17/2011 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Kitty by Isilithix reviews
Nii Yugito, deadly assassin of Kumogakure and Jinchuriki of the Nibi. Yugito sometimes has times where she acts like a cat. What happens when an 8 year old Naruto finds her acting like a cat and makes her his pet? Or, tries to...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 37,496 - Reviews: 365 - Favs: 1,085 - Follows: 901 - Updated: 8/19/2011 - Published: 7/7/2009 - Naruto U., Yugito N.
Yondaime by Lucillia reviews
Orochimaru overhears a discussion about who his sensei's successor would be, and does what it takes to get ahead of Minato in the selection process. Unfortunately, he bites off a little more than he can chew.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 610 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 351 - Follows: 98 - Published: 8/10/2011 - Orochimaru - Complete
Revenge is Sweet by Polmkk reviews
Sasuke & Hinata have been together since the 7th grade. They were the golden couple. Were. "Sasuke Uchiha is going to regret ever cheating on me. He'll rue the day!" "That's great and all... but what does rue mean?" Oh my, revenge might be a little hard.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,541 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 7/30/2011 - Published: 1/17/2011 - Hinata H., Naruto U.
Icha Icha vs the Romance Novel by Lucillia reviews
A student tries to write a paper comparing and contrasting Romance Novels with the genre from which the Icha Icha series comes, but the characters and a novelist hijack the show.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,176 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 27 - Published: 7/29/2011 - Madara U. - Complete
Time Braid by ShaperV reviews
Sakura thought she was a capable kunoichi until she died in the Chuunin Exam. Now she's stuck in a loop, dying again and again while she struggles to understand her strange predicament. How hard can it be to pass one stupid test? Sakura/Naruto/Hinata
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 203,939 - Reviews: 3737 - Favs: 7,709 - Follows: 3,958 - Updated: 5/20/2011 - Published: 7/5/2009 - Sakura H. - Complete
Bad as she wants me to be by RoguesKnight reviews
Ron and Kim have been friends forever, now he wants to try taking it to the next level. However a shocking discovery sends him into the arms of the last person he'd ever expect comfort from. ...RonShego Rated M or MA...not for the kiddies. Complete.
Kim Possible - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 162,270 - Reviews: 797 - Favs: 1,453 - Follows: 741 - Updated: 12/31/2010 - Published: 6/6/2005 - Ron S., Shego - Complete
Why you cannot give Naruto Coffee by 9foxgrl reviews
This is the incident that banned anyone from giving Naruto coffee. He was hyper already, now what?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 576 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 83 - Published: 12/8/2010 - Naruto U. - Complete
Byakugan vs Sharingan by lilmissmay92 reviews
Neji and Sasuke argues which Kekkei Genkai bloodline trait is better. Who wins the battle? A major quick and random oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 322 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/26/2010 - Neji H., Sasuke U.
The New Kid by AnAccountThatIsNotUsed reviews
Alternate Universe. At age 16, Kim Possible and Ron Stoppable have never met, until now. Kim has been up to her usual world saving business, but what has Ron been doing? Something that Kim probably won't like.
Kim Possible - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 20 - Words: 85,761 - Reviews: 362 - Favs: 363 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 3/26/2010 - Published: 7/14/2008 - Ron S., Kim P. - Complete
Streak in the Night by Xovinn reviews
When Ino's father walks in his daughter and Shikamaru, the poor Nara doesn't even get a chance to pull his pants back on. ShikaIno. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,229 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/23/2010 - Ino Y., Shikamaru N. - Complete
Harry McGonagall by witowsmp reviews
Professor McGonagall has watched the Dursleys all day and can see what sort of people they are. When Dumbledore leaves Harry on their doorstep and disappears, she takes him away. HHr
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 228,437 - Reviews: 5612 - Favs: 9,321 - Follows: 4,977 - Updated: 3/16/2010 - Published: 9/18/2006 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Minerva M., Padma P. - Complete
Anbu Training Mission by Ebona Nite reviews
As a new Anbu, Naruto must take training missions. He's let in on a long held secret in Konoha that may possibly be the longest running prank in village history... Feel free to use idea, just reference me.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 545 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 1,061 - Follows: 245 - Published: 2/23/2010 - Naruto U., Tora - Complete
Naruto: A day in Jiji's office! by Powerofmind99 reviews
Sarutobi Hiruzen needs to deal with a serious ‘adult problem’, how will poor little Naruto burn up his time in Jiji’s office? Ohh! Wonder what ‘Icha Icha Paradise’ is... Silly oneshot to get myself back into the swing of things, enjoy!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,491 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/9/2010 - Naruto U., Hiruzen S. - Complete
Loose Lips Sink Ships Part 2 by Joe Stoppinghem reviews
Ron's Saturday dinner with Kim's mom has some lingering effects and it could get ugly, black hole with 16 kinds of Kung-Fu ugly. Influenced on Sir Sebstian's original Loose Lips Sink Ships. Enjoy
Kim Possible - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,128 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/21/2009 - Ron S., Anne Possible - Complete
Family Chats by Fabius Maximus reviews
James and Cindy are home...and it's time for a chat. Sequel to Time Enough for a Vacation
Kim Possible - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,278 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/15/2009 - Published: 12/9/2009
Drakken's victory by Fabius Maximus reviews
Drakken Wins, as Kim's family and friends abandon her...
Kim Possible - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,035 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/3/2009 - Kim P., Ron S. - Complete
Time Enough for vacation by Fabius Maximus reviews
Kim Possible - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 21,799 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/30/2009 - Published: 11/16/2009 - Complete
What If by Tragic warrior reviews
What if Ron had not met Kim when they were younger. This is the story of what Ron would be like without Kim. Read and review. No longer a oneshot.
Kim Possible - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 23,260 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 11/30/2009 - Published: 1/15/2007 - Ron S., Kim P.
Temper, Temper by Fabius Maximus reviews
Cindy has a Temper problem, which becomes BONNIE's problem... A James and Cindy story.
Kim Possible - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,955 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/13/2009 - Bonnie R. - Complete
Glasses by Fabius Maximus reviews
Ah, yes, that moment in a child's life where they seriously consider killing their parents... A James and Cindy story.
Kim Possible - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,486 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/12/2009 - Shego - Complete
Kim's Greatest Mistake by Fabius Maximus reviews
Never....EVER get Bonnie Rockwaller really, really angry.
Kim Possible - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,196 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 11/8/2009 - Published: 11/6/2009 - Bonnie R., Drakken - Complete
Teapot by Fabius Maximus reviews
Shego isn’t the only one who embarrasses her child.... A James and Cindy story
Kim Possible - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 845 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/2/2009 - Kim P., Shego
The Horror at the Mall by Fabius Maximus reviews
A James and Cindy Story-- not all horror occurs in dark places....
Kim Possible - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 664 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/31/2009 - Shego, Tara - Complete
When Bullies are Attackeed by Fabius Maximus reviews
James and Cindy at 12. James and Cindy at a Bus. James and Cindy face bullies. Poor. Poor. Bullies.
Kim Possible - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 995 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/24/2009 - Complete
Yes I am an Animal by SlimJames reviews
Iroh is dead; Zuko is now truly alone. How will the Fire Prince manage to survive without his Uncle to guide him? Rated M for language. First Fic. Reviews welcome.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 155,668 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 10/2/2009 - Published: 2/28/2008 - Zuko - Complete
Books are Fickle Things by reviews
Zuko and Katara take a look through some old books to find one that analyzed how good diferent nations do it, and things get a bit hot!*lemon warning*
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,057 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 6/27/2009 - Published: 6/5/2008 - Zuko, Katara
Miscalculation by Fabius Maximus reviews
A James and Cindy story in which James fulfills some of the requirements for his Mad Scientist's Card.
Kim Possible - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,187 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/17/2009 - Bonnie R.
Earth Day by Fabius Maximus reviews
Cindy and James have to do an Earth day presentation. What could go wrong? for more on these characters see "Winter War," "Chinese Curse" and "Soccer Moms" Chapter V is up: The Horror in the Museum.
Kim Possible - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,573 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/4/2009 - Published: 5/3/2009 - Bonnie R.
The Perils of Invisibility by Fabius Maximus reviews
A James and Cindy story. They're eleven and James has found something he'll never forget. Cindy has a conversation with her mother SHE'LL never forget, no matter how much she wants to and oh, Ron Observes the ballistic characteristics of his son.
Kim Possible - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,611 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/4/2009 - Shego, Ron S. - Complete
Winter War by Fabius Maximus reviews
Another Cindy and James Story. How much trouble could the nine year old children of Shego and Kim get into in a park in winter? Too much for one poor Global Justice agent.
Kim Possible - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,292 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/9/2009 - Shego - Complete
Chinese Curse by Fabius Maximus reviews
Sequel to Soccer Moms....sometimes, Jail isn't the worst punishment...
Kim Possible - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 632 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/6/2009 - Kim P., Shego - Complete
Cheaters Prosper by drakensis reviews
What's with all this fighting fair? Naruto's going to win ninja-fashion, by hook by crook and all within the rules... technically.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,178 - Reviews: 616 - Favs: 6,909 - Follows: 2,152 - Published: 10/12/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
Boom! by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
Or, Bonding over Explosives is Fun! Naruten. Please R&R.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,134 - Reviews: 443 - Favs: 1,473 - Follows: 1,025 - Updated: 7/24/2008 - Published: 12/11/2007 - Naruto U., Tenten - Complete
What happens in the inn, stays in the inn by Maladin reviews
Aang didn't think he was doing anything wrong when he invited his friends to an expensive inn to thank them for their efforts.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,665 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 7/7/2008 - Published: 5/14/2008 - Suki, Zuko - Complete
Ronnie Diamond: The Case of the Monkey's Uncle by Bubbahotek reviews
I do not own Kim Possible, so there. Ronnie Diamond returns to help Kim solve a mystery and to help a very attractive young ninja find her master. It may be 2007 but in Ronnie Diamond's mind it's still 1935.
Kim Possible - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 7 - Words: 37,799 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 5/16/2008 - Published: 7/17/2007 - Ron S., Kim P.
The Successor by Jason Stargazer reviews
Set 500 years after the show. An Air Nomad named Dili is the new Avatar. Toph is the only one alive who remembers the hundred-year war, or so she thinks...The world is at peace, and the Air Nomads have returned. But someone has plans to bring it all down.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 955 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/1/2008 - Toph, Azula
Zuko the Immortal by underground42 reviews
You know those days when your sociopathic sister gives you a poison that will kill you unless you keep your heart rate up? And then you have to run all over the city trying to capture the Avatar for her so you can get the antidote? It's one of those.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,800 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 4/21/2008 - Published: 4/15/2008 - Zuko
Larceny, Lechery, and Luna Lovegood! by Rorschach's Blot reviews
It takes two thieves, a Dark Wizard, and a Tentacle Monster named Tim.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 83 - Words: 230,739 - Reviews: 2827 - Favs: 5,007 - Follows: 2,263 - Updated: 4/4/2008 - Published: 7/31/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Demon and Buffoon by Drelufon reviews
What events can lead to connection between to different people, the distruction of a lair and deadly blizzar, that could work. This is a RonShego Fic, Rating it M for adult sitches and other stuff, Not much of an opening but if you read it you might like
Kim Possible - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 47,400 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 3/31/2008 - Published: 1/19/2006
Bitter Alliance by looneyluna reviews
The war is over. Aang is dead, killed in the Avatar State. The Earth Kingdom is conquered and Fire Lord Ozai rules with an iron fist. Katara has survived and must suffer the attentions of Prince Zuko to protect her brother.Updated 0327.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 38 - Words: 66,780 - Reviews: 505 - Favs: 307 - Follows: 235 - Updated: 3/27/2008 - Published: 7/30/2006 - Zuko, Katara
On The Road To Discovery by Vicki So reviews
Formerly "Vicki's Geography Lessons" this drabble series follows the non-canon sexual adventures of Prince Zuko circa season 2. Third-place winner of Geography Lessons challenge.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,160 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 36 - Published: 2/26/2008 - Zuko, Katara - Complete
Lessons of Experience by BukkakeNoJutsu reviews
While still an academy student, Uzumaki Naruto starts to learn the art of killing from a mysterious old man. His lessons will be paid for in blood, sweat, and tears. He will get much more than he had bargained for,
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 23,750 - Reviews: 1217 - Favs: 3,069 - Follows: 2,949 - Updated: 2/11/2008 - Published: 7/27/2007 - Naruto U.
Play with Me by lord of the land of fire reviews
Naruto has asked his girlfriend over to play. But as Hinata arrives she wonders just what sort of game he has in mind. One shot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,024 - Reviews: 278 - Favs: 641 - Follows: 146 - Published: 1/26/2008 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Courtesy Car by spectre666 reviews
What happens when Ron's gorgeous new ride gets towed?
Kim Possible - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,230 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/25/2008 - Ron S., Kim P. - Complete
No Touchie, No Feelie by Bubbahotek reviews
After breaking up with Kim. Ron must go on a mission with Yori to save an island of nude virginal girls between the ages of 18 to 22 from certain temptation. I do not own Kim Possible or any other characters associated with the show. Rated M for now.
Kim Possible - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 36,820 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 1/4/2008 - Published: 7/3/2007 - Ron S., Kim P.
The Night The House of Cards Was Built by drakensis reviews
Every week the most prominent citizens of Konohagakure gather for a game of poker. This time there are three new players... two kunoichi and a six year old Naruto! cowritten with Rift120
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 25,143 - Reviews: 1531 - Favs: 8,385 - Follows: 5,040 - Updated: 12/29/2007 - Published: 4/7/2007 - Anko M., Kurenai Y. - Complete
Ronnie Diamond Private Eye by Bubbahotek reviews
Ron is injured on a mission and now believes he is a world famous detective and Kim is his secratery. Takes Place Before STD. I do Not own Kim Possible or any characters from the show.
Kim Possible - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 35,751 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 6/8/2007 - Published: 4/20/2007 - Ron S., Kim P. - Complete
I Have Changed by whereisthismusiccomingfrom reviews
Zuko returns to the Fire Nation after the fall of Ba Sing Se. Zutara, maybe some Taang.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,604 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 5/25/2007 - Published: 12/3/2006
The Villain's Convention by spectre666 reviews
Ron is going undercover alone. This cannot end well. With thanks and apologies to Ray Stevens.
Kim Possible - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,972 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 5/23/2007 - Published: 12/7/2006 - Kim P., Wade
Define, Hell I: The Prequel by cpneb reviews
I’ve been charged with explaining why Ron wrote the answer he did in Define, Hell...that, and explain the Steve Barkin fiancee reference. Enjoy, and please read and review.
Kim Possible - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,805 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/29/2007 - Ron S., Bonnie R. - Complete
The Game by Vicki So reviews
Play the game. That’s all Zuko had to do. He already knew he had the skill to win. Then the prizes would be his...all of them. A Zutara capture fic of a different colour! The sequel to Bent and the Ho'Wan Island Carnival! COMPLETE.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 126,828 - Reviews: 906 - Favs: 443 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 4/10/2007 - Published: 12/3/2006 - Katara, Zuko - Complete
Good Intentions by Tragic warrior reviews
The pathway to hell is often paved with good intentions. How true. When Team Possible die trying to save the world and are brought back to life, will life return back to normal or will terror arise. Read and review. Deathfic
Kim Possible - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Horror - Chapters: 12 - Words: 25,001 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/6/2007 - Published: 8/23/2006 - Kim P., Ron S. - Complete
Define, Hell II: the original by cpneb reviews
What is Hell? Ron answers in his midterm....
Kim Possible - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,593 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/4/2007 - Ron S., Bonnie R. - Complete
The Princess and the Pebble by Juxtaposie reviews
Drabbles involving Zuko and Toph. Some will be romantically inclined, some won't, pairings will vary, people may reproduce, kill eachother, die, eat eggs: it could get really wild. All will have one thing in common two, actually: Zuko and Toph.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,892 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 1/31/2007 - Published: 7/22/2006 - Zuko, Toph
Consuming Darkness by JamesCormac reviews
Wife and child dead,Ron Stoppable seeks justice.... his own kind of justice. He will stop at nothing to get his revenge. Will the dark consume him?
Kim Possible - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,212 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 17 - Published: 1/8/2007 - Ron S., Shego
Not Another DeathFic by Galaxy1001D reviews
Things look bad for Team Possible. Can they avoid being the subjects of a deathfic? Will this be the first story where Drakken takes over the world? Kim must find a way to make the story switch genre before the end!
Kim Possible - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,632 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/3/2007 - Kim P., Ron S., Shego, Drakken - Complete
Tears of Flames by Violent Vi reviews
What happens to the losers after the war ends? Is there peace with honor or will the victors lash out in retribution? The seeds of hatred have been sown and in time a new war will come to the world.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,195 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/2/2007
The Broken One by Violent Vi reviews
What a tangled web we weave when we practice to deceive! Kim lies. Ron is pushed beyond his breaking point and snaps. What happens when the Inner Ron is let loose on an unsuspecting world. Multiple pairings. Not for Kids. LEMON ALERT IN EFFECT!
Kim Possible - Rated: M - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,572 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 1/2/2007 - Published: 12/25/2006 - Ron S., Kim P.
Memory Lane by Andi-Chan reviews
Zuko is an assassin in search of his memories. Katara is an orphan who would rather erase hers. Their strange encounter sparks a journey through their pasts in which one witty prisoner and her annoyed captor become closer than they ever thought possible.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 46,114 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 1/1/2007 - Published: 7/29/2006 - Katara, Zuko
BE,S 5: Training Tables, and Champions by cpneb reviews
This was my entry in GWA's 3rd Guess the author contest. I have added my usual notes to the beginning and end and cleared up a few loose ends....
Kim Possible - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,366 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/26/2006 - Kim P. - Complete
EVERYONE Loves the Mall by curricle reviews
Poor, poor Zuko.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 138 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 6 - Published: 12/13/2006 - Zuko - Complete
Boys Will Be Boys by Jade Sabre reviews
Katara was used to boys, but sometimes they didn't like to act like they were supposed to.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,269 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 14 - Published: 8/21/2006 - Katara - Complete
Seed of Retaliation by Kusumita reviews
When Zuko practiced, Azula watched with envy. [Onesided Azula x Zuko] [Warning. Bordering Incest]
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,163 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 15 - Published: 8/10/2006 - Zuko, Azula - Complete
What's up with Ron? by hotherblood reviews
This is a continuation of my oneshot Here's to you Mrs. Possible. It's about Ron showing changes since starting the affiar with Mrs. Possible. I'm going to work on this while playing with my other stories. And yes I'm going to try to keep a teen raiting f
Kim Possible - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,855 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 7/18/2006 - Published: 5/4/2006 - Ron S.
Rivalry by Thorius Maximus reviews
A rivalry between two geniuses. Rated T, some minor language.
Kim Possible - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,182 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 5/27/2006 - Published: 4/17/2006 - Ron S.
Kim Possible: Knights Of The Old Gymnasium by AtomicFire reviews
How powerful is Ronald Stoppable? And who knows about his true powers? Droids! [COMPLETE]
Kim Possible - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,091 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 31 - Published: 5/16/2006 - Ron S., Wade - Complete
Here's to you Mrs Possible by hotherblood reviews
A little lemon oneshot that popped into my head during work. It's about Ron and Mrs. Dr. P. It's the most orgianal paring that I could think of.
Kim Possible - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,024 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 50 - Published: 5/1/2006 - Ron S. - Complete
Love Thy Enemy by RedNovember reviews
[ZK AU] The mighty Fire Empire rules the entire world, after they conquered it a century ago. Now, almost a hundred years later, a tiny tribe of rebels have sent Katara, an undercover assassin, to kill the Fire Emperor Zuko.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 136,905 - Reviews: 2045 - Favs: 2,436 - Follows: 1,054 - Updated: 3/26/2006 - Published: 7/17/2005 - Zuko, Katara - Complete
Out of the Worst Comes the Best by AtomicFire reviews
Ron is seriously hurt... who's bringing the rose? Oneshot, rated for mature content. [COMPLETE]
Kim Possible - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,930 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 43 - Published: 1/4/2006 - Shego, Ron S. - Complete
JellO by Fabius Maximus reviews
For some horrors...there are just no words. You have been warned.
Kim Possible - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,020 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/3/2005
Kim V The Little Black Ants by Fabius Maximus reviews
She can do anything...what about get rid of some ants. A story anyone from California will understand...
Kim Possible - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 823 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/1/2005
In a Blaze of Green Glory by Robert Teague reviews
1st in the Green Glory series. Dr. Drakken fires Shego when she develops a serious medical condition, and she finds there is only one person she can turn to...
Kim Possible - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 22,475 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 7/12/2005 - Published: 6/2/2005 - Kim P., Shego - Complete
Mega Mart Madness by Ryan Phelan reviews
When you're a super villain there's no such thing as a simple errand, not even a trip to the grocery store...
Kim Possible - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,131 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/27/2005
Silver by The T.V. God reviews
Ron loses his family and runs away. When he returns a villain what will Kim do. Especially when he’s dating her worse enemy. RonShego. Edited by Ace Lannigan, check out some of his stories on this site.
Kim Possible - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 24,634 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 7/24/2004 - Published: 5/9/2004 - Ron S., Shego
An Unacceptable Sitch by Allaine reviews
Kim and Ron are twentyone and living apart at college, while Team Possible has been replaced by an entire crimefighting family. But Kim finds the original is usually still the best after a surprise visit from a desperate former enemy.
Kim Possible - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 60,979 - Reviews: 340 - Favs: 656 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 2/9/2004 - Published: 12/20/2003 - Kim P., Shego - Complete
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Guarding the Heiress reviews
Neji's first major assignment as a jonin was to protect someone who did not want any protection at all. He had his hands full with Tenten, his former teammate, who's more tomboy than princess. Can he protect her without losing his mind or his heart?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,985 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/14/2020 - Published: 9/20/2010 - Neji H., Tenten
Washed Up Upon the Sand reviews
28 years after the war, a Fire Nation slave is washed up upon the shore of Kyoshi Island. What else will wash up on shore?
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 20,957 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 10/11/2020 - Published: 6/3/2007 - Zuko
The morning after reviews
Konohamaru and Hanabi wake up after celebrating their promotion to chunin. They celebrated a little too hard and now have to deal with the fall out. As Hanabi say's, "Having a baby is easy. Dealing with the dads is a little bit harder."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 44,876 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 5/8/2013 - Published: 3/10/2010 - Naruto U., Konohamaru S., Hanabi H., Hiashi H.
Mistake at the Rendezvous reviews
Using the pen name Ayama Suzuki, Sakura Haruno wrote 18 sweet romance books. Now, she had to write something a little steamier. Sasuke, a business man, called in a professional get his ashes haul. They met at a little drunken rendezvous.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,345 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 3/19/2013 - Published: 8/4/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
The Joys of Crooked Accounting and Philanthropy reviews
What happens when an young Uchiha girl discovers the joys of crooked accounting/charity scams, and decide to be born-again into the Church of the Orange Buddha and Accounting Genius Naruto. This is a one-shot gift-fic inspired by Layna6's Uchibi Sasuke and authorized by the author.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,564 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 56 - Published: 9/9/2012 - Naruto U. - Complete
Wolf and Fox reviews
Lies and omissions have a way of comming back to bit one in the rear end. Shego's son must guard the daughter of the person he hates most in the world without letting anyone know that he is his mother's son.
Kim Possible - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,700 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/9/2008
Moving Onwards reviews
What happens after graduation? A familiar foe embraces evil? The brave fall and a new generation must rise up to the challege. This story is not for the faint of heart and touches upon distrubing subject matter. Rated M for a reason.
Kim Possible - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 57 - Words: 225,714 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 11/27/2007 - Published: 5/21/2006 - Ron S., Kim P.
Blue Mask, 2 Swords, and Sozin's Comet reviews
What does a blue mask, 2 swords, and a comet have to do with destiny? A banished prince accepts his place in the shadow to only be called upon by fate to act once again.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 120,033 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 1/11/2007 - Published: 7/6/2006 - Zuko, Katara - Complete
Phoenix of the West reviews
At 8, Fire Nation Princess Li Ling was left for dead. Ten years later, the Phoenix of the West rises from the ashes for vengence. Can there be room in one body for a wraith and a young woman? Reincarnation Fict.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,390 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 12/13/2006 - Published: 9/19/2006 - Zuko, Katara
One Last Moment with Katara reviews
A dying man looks back on the moment that everything changed. ONESHOT
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,154 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/2/2006 - Zuko, Katara - Complete
World's Best Assassin reviews
What happens to Ron Stoppable after he enters Global Justice? Because no one seems to remember his name, Ron is the perfect spy. What happens when Ron's role start taking over his life? Rated M for violence, death, language, and sexual references.
Kim Possible - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Tragedy - Chapters: 35 - Words: 30,534 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 10/24/2006 - Published: 4/17/2006 - Ron S., Kim P. - Complete
Ron's Worst Nightmares reviews
Everyone believed the Ron Stoppable and Kim Possible were destined to become the perfect couple. Here is the real story of how these two ended up tying the knot.
Kim Possible - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 52 - Words: 62,920 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 10/24/2006 - Published: 5/4/2006 - Ron S., Kim P.