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Joined 01-28-06, id: 979611, Profile Updated: 02-12-13
Author has written 11 stories for Artemis Fowl, and Harry Potter.

on hiatus: basketball, volunteer, beachin', summer job, and because i'm a lazy fat...person, you digg? HAHA. oh sheeet, packing the pounds D:


nonfictional boys have lost their touch.

i've decided that i should stick to one-shots or two-shots because i'm easily distracted.

i'll kick your ass with a nunchuck because i'm part of the Ninja Turtles.


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An Angel Indeed by SiriusLovesRent reviews
When Collins and Angel first met in high school. Collins tries to hide his sexuality. Angel's out in the open. What happens when Collins falls for his new friend? CollinsAngel, RogerMimi, and MarkMaureen. AU
RENT - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 17,806 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 7/12/2008 - Published: 3/5/2007 - T. Collins, Angel D.
Go Fish is NOT Romantic! by ProngsLovesRent reviews
Go Fish is not romantic, but Roger's never been a romantic sort of guy. He'd rather play his card games. But Mimi's not exactly up for it. Can they compromise? Roger/Mimi Humor Oneshot.
RENT - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,173 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/23/2008 - Mimi M., Roger D. - Complete
The Pros and Cons of Pants by SiriusLovesRent reviews
Sure those pants Mimi has in Out Tonight are absolutely SWANKIFIED, but how did she get them? Angel/Mimi friendship and a little Roger mention because, you know, I love him so much. ONESHOT.
RENT - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,041 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 14 - Published: 2/17/2008 - Angel D., Mimi M. - Complete
The Lion and the Lamb by Alphie reviews
A retelling of Twilight from Edward's point of view. Now on permanent hiatus. Please read author's note.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 26 - Words: 112,769 - Reviews: 3222 - Favs: 2,973 - Follows: 1,762 - Updated: 1/12/2008 - Published: 2/14/2006
That's When I Love You by MarcoLover16 reviews
Lily and James oneshot. He screws up, yeah, all the time, but he's the only one she could ever see herself with.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,170 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 13 - Published: 10/21/2007 - James P., Lily Luna P. - Complete
Mirror Image by bitterending reviews
[DH spoilers] Fred hates the difference between them that wasn't there before.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 905 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/10/2007 - Fred W., George W. - Complete
Protect You by bitterending reviews
[DH SPOILERS] George never misses the days when it used to be a fox.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 885 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/8/2007 - Fred W., George W. - Complete
Sometimes I Hate Them by SiriusLovesRent reviews
Remus centered fic. Remus' thoughts about James and Sirius leaving him alone. [Fifth year, Marauder Era]
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 824 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Published: 7/19/2007 - Remus L. - Complete
Sunday Night Sex Talk by Priah reviews
With only a trace left of 7th year, Hermione makes a startling discovery. She is given the task of providing her peers the sexual education they so desperately need, with Draco Malfoy as her only assistance. Too much sex talk with Malfoy can lead to interesting things... [This fic is being revised!]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 59,754 - Reviews: 1946 - Favs: 1,592 - Follows: 855 - Updated: 7/18/2007 - Published: 1/26/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Sexual Education by Owl and Crow reviews
Sirius thought the reason that Lily hadn't shagged James was because she didn't understand the ins and outs of procreation. This Lily dearest is a penis. It is used to have sex with and to pee. Lily and James
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,598 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 23 - Published: 6/15/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
A Sirius Detour by RemusSiriusJames reviews
Oh boy. James is driving a car. Join him, Sirius, Lily and Remus on a thirty mile journey home which contains of firstaid kits, traffic jams and a very bored Sirius. James may be driving the car, but Sirius is driving too Driving everybody absolutley mad.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,877 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/5/2007 - James P., Sirius B. - Complete
Detention Essays by Glastea reviews
The teachers have run out of good ideas...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,406 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/15/2006 - Published: 6/6/2006 - Sirius B., James P. - Complete
Confessions Of A Teenage Prankster by Gene Kelly reviews
Dungbombs. Pranks. Fights. Doubts. Secret Crushes. And The Bet that started it all...Fred and George are going to have an interesting fifth year. [R&R!]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 24,683 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 6/1/2006 - Published: 1/1/2006 - George W., Alicia S.
Lick'em Lollies by somandalicious reviews
She likes lollies. A lot. They like watching her enjoy those Lollies. A lot. But how much can they take?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,559 - Reviews: 341 - Favs: 1,376 - Follows: 138 - Published: 1/27/2006 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Daughter by Pantz reviews
[One Shot] "You know he was someone special because she never brought one of her boyfriends home before."
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,466 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 308 - Follows: 27 - Published: 3/30/2005 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Plugs and Outlets by Alphie reviews
Mr. Weasley has a chat with Ron about his realationship with Hermione. PG-13 for sexual dialogue.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,563 - Reviews: 401 - Favs: 392 - Follows: 33 - Published: 5/19/2001
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Pretend reviews
Angelina OneShot: I choked on hysteria as I stressed the truth in my lies.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 584 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 10/17/2007 - Angelina J., Fred W.
Happy Birthday reviews
George W. oneshot: He sits up and stares into the nothingness on the bed next to his, the emptiness that fails to make even a crease on the bed sheet.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 581 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/9/2007 - George W., Fred W. - Complete
Untitled reviews
slightly LJ, focuses on Lily more. Oneshot: It was funny how, though Voldemort was at his prime, she was doing the most ordinary, normal, Muggle thing.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 693 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/6/2007 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
With This Ring reviews
a beautiful union. a beautiful couple.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,379 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/17/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
With This Buttercup reviews
buttercups aren't that plain.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,905 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/17/2007 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
With This Letter reviews
one letter put the ball in motion
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,088 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/17/2007 - Published: 3/29/2006 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Can't reviews
a serious Sirius Oneshot [forgive the pun]: you couldn’t believe that he had picked a girl and a broom closet over his best mate and a broom.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 659 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Published: 7/11/2007 - Sirius B., James P. - Complete
Pain Drove Them reviews
LJ oneshot: Crying scarlet tears was the side of James no one knew [an: cutting]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,244 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/10/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Love Always reviews
Neville [drabble] oneshot: Hey Dad, it’s me, Neville ... probably don't remember...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 878 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Published: 7/6/2007 - Neville L., Frank L. - Complete
Love's Suicide reviews
LJ oneshot: Then it's a suicide in the name of love.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 777 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/29/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Artemis Fowl and Unknown Feelings reviews
i really don't know where this is going...just something to pass the time. maybe i'll continue if there are reviews...basically, its artemis fowl going through puberty and discovering what it means to be a normal hormonal boy...
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,664 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/27/2006 - Published: 3/19/2006 - Artemis F.