Neena Varscona
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Joined 01-28-06, id: 980006, Profile Updated: 04-05-10
Author has written 15 stories for House, M.D., Buffy: The Vampire Slayer, Stargate: SG-1, Stargate: Atlantis, and Supernatural.

I'm a die-hard slasher from Barrie, ON. Canada. My first love was Giles from Buffy the Vampire Slayer, and prompted my first fanfic "Amores Illuminata" over six years ago. I've never looked back :)

I have a soft spot for men with accents, and for characters written with sharp wit and humour. My favourite fandoms include: Supernatural, BtVS, House, Farscape, Stargate SG-1, Stargate Atlantis, MI-5 (Spooks), Quantum Leap, Greatest American Hero, Red Dwarf, Doctor Who, Boston Legal, Star Trek (especially Voyager and Enterprise), Firefly, Coupling (British), and Angel: the Series. Oh, and now I can add MacGyver to my list of fandoms (what can I say? Richard Dean Anderson...Mmmm).

Okay, so now I have to add Heroes and Torchwood to my list of faves. Love Captain Jack!

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Doom! by kolyaaa reviews
A fine story with smashed noses, dangling scientists, drugged colonels, broken bones, plunging jumpers, mashed glasses, bad reception, scary machinery, disappearing floors, SHARKS and an awful lot of water. Everyone gets hurt! You will love it. THE END
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 114,918 - Reviews: 953 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 2/26/2008 - Published: 1/16/2008 - Rodney M., John S. - Complete
Interchangeable by Eideann reviews
Daniel and Jack are in too much trouble for one reality to take. When Daniel is found beaten and unconscious in a closet near his office, it sets off a chain of events that will lead SG1 into realities diverse and terrifying. Be prepared for anything. S2
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 40 - Words: 190,847 - Reviews: 270 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 7/9/2007 - Published: 5/21/2006 - D. Jackson, J. O'Neill - Complete
An Enemy Returns by Janie Canuck reviews
Vogler's back, blaming House for ruining his life and looking for payback. Rated T for some violence and language. Please review.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 47,167 - Reviews: 272 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 9/4/2006 - Published: 12/26/2005 - Complete
Worst Foot Forward by sydedalus reviews
Set in an AU where House and Wilson do the romantic love thing without getting too OOC. Wilson has an accident and House gets to play doctor, but not in the way you're thinking. Humor, angst, hc. COMPLETE!
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,878 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 3/23/2006 - Published: 3/5/2006 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
Recovery by Rennie51 reviews
Wilson is having a difficult time recovering from a nasty concussion. HouseWilson slash. This is actually a sequel to 'Another Chance'. Angst humor hurt comfort. Chapter 15, CONCLUSION now posted.
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 16,126 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 1/23/2006 - Published: 1/17/2006 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
Guess Who's Sleeping in Your Bed by Rennie51 reviews
House is determined to find out who Wilson is sleeping with. Wilson doesn't want him to know. House Wilson Slash. Chapter 3, now posted with revised dialogue. Chapter 4, the conclusion, is also posted.
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,189 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/1/2005 - Published: 11/24/2005 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
Infectious Personalities by Katling reviews
House faces two challenges. A strange new case involving a rather horrifying set of symptoms and a change in direction in his relationship with Wilson. HouseWilson. Rating mostly for horror. COMPLETE.
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 10 - Words: 32,259 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 10/8/2005 - Published: 9/4/2005 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
The Silence of Rodney McKay by Writer117 reviews
COMPLETE Rodney finds a device that has stunning side effects and even more interesting origins.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 17,218 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 4/12/2005 - Published: 3/17/2005 - Rodney M., John S. - Complete
Something Wicked This Way Comes by Kodiak Bear Country reviews
Sheppard and McKay are in dire straits, but one remembers nothing and the other hovers on deaths door[COMPLETE].
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 29,381 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/11/2005 - Published: 4/4/2005 - Complete
Pavlov by Kalimyre reviews
Daniel has a theory. Can you ever really have too many "Aliens Made Us Do It" stories? Story is complete.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 33,260 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/6/2004 - D. Jackson, J. O'Neill - Complete
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In The Trenches reviews
Sought by both the minions of Heaven and Hell, the Wincesters are running out of places to hide, and so is Castiel. Slash warning. Dean Castiel.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 26,127 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 5/28/2010 - Published: 1/6/2010 - Dean W., Castiel
Magic Fingers reviews
If there's one thing Castiel has learned from his time with Dean Winchester, it's that revenge can be sweet. Destiel
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,314 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 14 - Published: 4/5/2010 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
All the King's Horses reviews
Castiel had been anticipating this day. He’d known it was coming from the moment of his creation, but he never understood until now that he’d be the one destined to hold the pieces of Dean’s shattered soul together.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,828 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/21/2010 - Castiel, Dean W.
Embracing the Inner McKay reviews
The Plots of "Continuum" and "Crystal Skull" moved in together, bought matching sets of footie pyjamas, got married and had a baby...and this is it. Fusion with SG-1. Warning: McShep preslash.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,873 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 8/20/2009 - Published: 8/7/2008 - John S., Rodney M.
Repellent reviews
It was Rodney's nature to be repellent; it was the Pegasus Galaxy's nature to take it to the next level. It takes volcanoes, Wraith, genetic experiments and the Genii to show Rodney that not everyone thinks of him the same way. Warning; minor preslash.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 24 - Words: 62,114 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 8/4/2008 - Published: 2/3/2008 - Rodney M., John S. - Complete
Demons reviews
Five Minute Fic challenge response. A quick glimpse into the hidden places of Rodney's mind. Just a drabble for fun.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 372 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/28/2008 - Rodney M., John S. - Complete
The Amadeus Effect reviews
A seemingly innocuous artefact turns out to be not so innocuous after all, and Daniel gains some firsthand knowledge about what it means to be ‘loved by the gods’. Warnings: JD slash, language, adult situations. For older teens and adults.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 54,885 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 3/14/2008 - Published: 3/5/2007 - J. O'Neill, D. Jackson - Complete
Spectator Sport reviews
Sequel to 'The Hidden Truth About Stethoscopes'. Chase discovers that there's more to watch at a hockey game than just the hockey. Warning. House Wilson slash.
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,210 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/22/2007 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
The Hidden Truth About Stethoscopes reviews
The stethoscope on the door knob was more than just a signal...it was a sign. Slash warning, House and Wilson.
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,816 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/8/2007 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
Ship of Fools reviews
The Captain’s a tyrant and possibly a madman, but when the crew rebels it’s Wilson who gets caught in the crossfire. House, Wilson slash warning.
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,236 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/6/2007 - Published: 6/29/2007 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
Molotov Nightmares reviews
Anubis is set to destroy all of his enemies in one blow, and the key to their survival lies in the dreams of SG1. Warning: JD slash. First time SG1 fic. R&R greatly appreciated.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 51,839 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 3/2/2007 - Published: 5/7/2006 - D. Jackson, J. O'Neill - Complete
Broken reviews
In the battle between House and Vogler, some things were bound to get broken. Hurtcomfort, slash. Rated T for first chapters, M for last chapter.
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 26,110 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 4/25/2006 - Published: 1/31/2006 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
A Mile in My Shoes reviews
A heated argument gives Xander and Buffy a chance to see things from a whole new perspective. Rated T for first chapter, M for later chapters. Both slash and het. Bizarre pairings.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 29,231 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/25/2006 - Published: 2/19/2006 - R. Giles, Buffy S. - Complete
A Quiet Night of Strangelove reviews
All Wilson wanted was a quiet night. What was he thinking? HouseWilson. Dialogue only challenge fic.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 822 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 21 - Published: 2/10/2006 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
The Chosen Ones reviews
BtVS, Quantum Leap Crossover: Sam leaps into the Slayer and faces his greatest challenge yet: save the world...and his friendship with Al. Mild slash.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,070 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/9/2006 - Published: 2/6/2006 - R. Giles, Buffy S. - Complete