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Author has written 2 stories for Naruto.

MegaB was here, and he totally took control. Lainanabanana has owned us.

Lainana is my name. (OR SO YOU THINK!)

I female, 68 years old and still kicking. That's a bout it.

Right so going to college now, not gonna be updating probably, or on much at all. haha not that I was before.

Omake.

"BAM"

"WHOOSH"

"KAZAM"

"Those are only some of the things that happened in this story."


I know just how to leave you hanging.

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Stepping Stones by Mede reviews
Hikaru had been playing Go for three years online as a hobby. Then his family moved "home" to Japan, he found a Go ghost in his backyard shed, and his father started nagging him to learn Japanese...
Hikaru no Go - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 26 - Words: 65,849 - Reviews: 496 - Favs: 836 - Follows: 897 - Updated: 22h - Published: 1/22/2009 - Hikaru S.
Nothing but Trouble by Mister Cynical reviews
The Chunin Exams have come back to Konoha and the Hokage has decided to recall all her ninjas, including one Naruto Uzumaki. Too bad she doesn't know that she'd probably be better off without him.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 39 - Words: 109,990 - Reviews: 2183 - Favs: 3,795 - Follows: 3,094 - Updated: 5/30 - Published: 4/17/2009 - Naruto U., Anko M. - Complete
Prodigal Delinquent by Ethereal Euphoria reviews
AU. Little Harry Potter knew from the moment he defied the laws of gravity and made a pebble accelerate at a freefall of 8.9 m/s 2, that he was going to have fun learning about the rules of all the known universe… and breaking every single one of them. WARNING: Sporadic Updates.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 48,283 - Reviews: 1552 - Favs: 4,559 - Follows: 5,958 - Updated: 9/28/2014 - Published: 6/4/2008 - Harry P.
The Identity That Holds the Mask by mystery0991 reviews
What if, from the age of 9, Naruto has been living two separate lives? Who could tell that a loudmouth, hyperactive ninja is actually an undercover ANBU. If so, how will the future turn out differently, perhaps, with the added romance?WARNING!KakaNaru!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 53,206 - Reviews: 676 - Favs: 1,169 - Follows: 1,569 - Updated: 9/16/2014 - Published: 7/3/2007 - Naruto U., Kakashi H.
Prodigy by ChipmonkOnSpeed reviews
AU- Given up after that fateful night, a prodigious Harry Potter ends up in America, working as a Lab Tech/Federal Agent. Now his family wants him back, but can he trust their motives? Can he trust his own? Multi-crossover.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 136,637 - Reviews: 2048 - Favs: 4,030 - Follows: 2,459 - Updated: 8/24/2014 - Published: 2/27/2007 - Harry P., Albus D., OC - Complete
Namikaze Uzumaki Naruto by battousai222 reviews
The 4th Hokage never sealed the Kyuubi into Naruto. Instead he defeated it and gave his son Naruto a new chance at life. A strong, powerful Naruto. He made Jounin at 13 also. Pairing Naruto X FEMALE Haku! Haku is a girl!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 163,451 - Reviews: 1763 - Favs: 2,754 - Follows: 2,242 - Updated: 6/28/2014 - Published: 2/21/2007 - Naruto U., Haku
The Wizard from Earth by Morta's Priest reviews
Living for a century is an accomplishment, even for a wizard. Two is a rarity. Living them all? That is the territory of the gods. Harry Potter remembers a cat's glowing eyes, a strange old man with a wicked smile, and pain. It is the year 3050 B.C.E. and he has all of history as his future.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Man from Earth - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 80,321 - Reviews: 863 - Favs: 2,268 - Follows: 2,610 - Updated: 12/3/2012 - Published: 7/19/2012 - Harry P.
Imminence by Stalker of Stories reviews
ABANDONED Time-travel AU Falling into the toad oil pond was a big mistake, but soon Naruto finds himself enjoying what it brought him. Every cloud has a silver lining; just don't forget to watch the stormy side. The past is a dark and scary place.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 14 - Words: 71,223 - Reviews: 727 - Favs: 1,190 - Follows: 1,181 - Updated: 10/22/2012 - Published: 12/14/2008 - Naruto U., Kakashi H.
Dancing with Demons by Daystar Clarion reviews
Growing up with a pack of Demons is easy, especially when the older he gets, the more a demon Naruto becomes. But when the pack is killed by shinobi, Naruto vows revenge by learning to use his ever growing Chakra. Meeting team Seven, his journey begins.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 154,657 - Reviews: 2209 - Favs: 2,890 - Follows: 2,645 - Updated: 9/23/2012 - Published: 11/3/2006 - Naruto U.
The Winds of Change by Infernal Maelstrom reviews
Hero and tyrant. Slave and God. He has been all this and more. Where he walks, the winds of change blow. This is the legend of Uzumaki Naruto, the man who took the world by storm and remade it in his image.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 36,299 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 244 - Updated: 5/8/2012 - Published: 4/16/2012 - Naruto U.
The Guardian in Spite of Herself by Elizabeth Culmer reviews
The reward for a job well done is a bigger job. In this case, Ayakawa Yukiko's new job is a lot more complicated than anyone expected. The Uchiha massacre and its aftermath, in the world of 'The Way of the Apartment Manager.' WIP
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 72,457 - Reviews: 607 - Favs: 1,001 - Follows: 1,187 - Updated: 3/3/2012 - Published: 12/1/2005 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Kakashi H., OC
The Founders' Heir by Renatus reviews
Pre HBP. Days before his sixteenth birthday, Harry Potter disappears in a blaze of fire and magic. When he returns, few recognize him for who he is. He's out for Voldemort, as per the Task the Founders' set to him. And he isn't about to fail.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 43 - Words: 142,276 - Reviews: 3569 - Favs: 4,276 - Follows: 4,218 - Updated: 1/19/2012 - Published: 4/27/2005 - Harry P.
Lemon Drops and Blood Pops by Toki Mirage reviews
Harry wasn't expecting romance or a fresh start, not after all the people he's killed. Then he gets thrown into a dimension with a certain Headmaster who coudln't possibly be flirting with him... right? Warnings: SLASH, MATURE, VIOLENCE, AU, ADHP. No underage relationships.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 89,316 - Reviews: 1070 - Favs: 2,101 - Follows: 2,462 - Updated: 12/9/2011 - Published: 2/24/2009 - Harry P., Albus D.
The God of Flash by ToBetasered reviews
He died a hero, at the end of his life he became a legend. His promise kept, Naruto vanishes into the world beyond death. His bane is now his ally. A bleach crossover.
Crossover - Naruto & Bleach - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 56,268 - Reviews: 678 - Favs: 1,547 - Follows: 1,485 - Updated: 2/26/2011 - Published: 4/7/2008 - Naruto U.
Ashes of Time by Dius Corvus reviews
Four years have passed since the War ended, and twenty five since Harry Potter disappeared. Severus Snape has learned to live a life of loneliness, but the past, coming from the icy north, will not leave him alone. Sequel to Tread Softy, SSHP COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 112,614 - Reviews: 876 - Favs: 727 - Follows: 692 - Updated: 1/7/2011 - Published: 7/13/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
I'm Uzumaki Friggan Naruto, Thats Who! by Ageant reviews
A tale of love, war, superiority complexes, and plant men in dresses. Read or be eternally lame! Strong Language
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,067 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 11/12/2010 - Published: 5/19/2009 - Naruto U.
Konoha: Naruto's Playground by MegaB reviews
When Naruto finally decides that the Konoha populace doesn't deserve his protection, he moves to another goal...Have fun! But his fun turns to fear when his vow to never fight as a Shinobi is broken.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 53 - Words: 291,882 - Reviews: 4063 - Favs: 3,580 - Follows: 2,098 - Updated: 8/22/2010 - Published: 12/3/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
Wandering Fox by Florentine Quill reviews
AU. When Naruto leaves Konoha on a sudden note, nobody knows what to say. But who is this mysterious "Wandering Fox" who has suddenly appeared to help with Konoha's enemies? Future NaruHina and side IruKaka shonen-ai.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 60,414 - Reviews: 582 - Favs: 631 - Follows: 680 - Updated: 7/17/2010 - Published: 1/17/2008 - Naruto U.
Fox of Konoha by CrazyLikeArt reviews
The Kyuubi attack never happened, the hero of the village never died, and a child sits in the forest alone, waiting to show the world his power. *warning- follows major canon events* *abandoned.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 73,283 - Reviews: 1353 - Favs: 3,050 - Follows: 2,959 - Updated: 6/29/2010 - Published: 6/7/2008 - Naruto U.
Blind Man's Go by ykilel reviews
“No more excuses. No more self pity” insisted his grandfather, not unkindly, but sternly. “It’s just a 19x19 board. A miniature world. If you can conquer your fears here, the real world is nothing. Just focus.” Author's Note: I'M BACK!
Hikaru no Go - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 20,912 - Reviews: 558 - Favs: 1,063 - Follows: 1,174 - Updated: 6/19/2010 - Published: 1/30/2008
Anbu Training Mission by Ebona Nite reviews
As a new Anbu, Naruto must take training missions. He's let in on a long held secret in Konoha that may possibly be the longest running prank in village history... Feel free to use idea, just reference me.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 545 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 707 - Follows: 131 - Published: 2/23/2010 - Naruto U., Tora - Complete
The Sexy Chronicles of Dream and Ageant by Lord Az reviews
A tale of love, and loss... And anus licking... Amongst other things...
Misc. Books - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 999 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/3/2010
Naruto: Konoha Shinken by kyugan reviews
In 2000 years of history, only one style has stood supreme above all else. Now, after half a century of absence, a new successor walks the land, searching for the answers to his past.
Crossover - Naruto & Hokuto No Ken - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 34,933 - Reviews: 413 - Favs: 561 - Follows: 685 - Updated: 1/21/2010 - Published: 7/7/2007 - Naruto U.
Run that by me again? by Sarah1281 reviews
Ever wonder 'Why don't they just do that' "A lot of the greatest wizards haven't got an ounce of logic." Harry and Hermione, however, were raised in the muggle world and are therefore fully capable of thinking things through...A collection of of one-shots
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 21 - Words: 53,842 - Reviews: 1767 - Favs: 2,973 - Follows: 2,054 - Updated: 12/30/2009 - Published: 6/24/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G.
RuneMaster by Tigerman reviews
In third year, Harry decided to quit Divination, following Hermione. Having to take a substitute course, he end up choosing Ancient Runes and find himself to be quite gifted. Smart Harry. Slightly manipulative. Rated M for later subjects and language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 149,721 - Reviews: 3247 - Favs: 10,317 - Follows: 4,452 - Updated: 12/30/2009 - Published: 5/21/2009 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Stay Awake by VeltPunch reviews
AU Hikaru has no ghost, he has a split personality who goes by Sai. And he wonders, who is really Akira's rival? Him or Sai?
Hikaru no Go - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 25,288 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 356 - Follows: 430 - Updated: 12/17/2009 - Published: 7/14/2008
It's Simple by MegaB reviews
The things the ANBU have to go through while serving their faithful Hokage, But if the Hokage real such a great person? Fourth Hokage Fic.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 44,808 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 12/14/2009 - Published: 8/3/2009 - Minato N. - Complete
It's Simple by Vlaigeant reviews
Being the Hokage is everything that it can be, But being an Anbu isn't at all what one would expect after joining, This is the story of what A kage, puts the Anbu through. M-rated, This might kill your eyes but the humour will make you cry first.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 19 - Words: 46,077 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/13/2009 - Published: 8/14/2009 - Minato N. - Complete
Fattest Ninja no Jutsu by sarmad88 reviews
Oh! I understand, Naruto must have learned how to harness the power of the Akimichi! That is why he is so large!" Kakashi looked at Asuma carefully. "No he is just obese."
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,849 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 12/3/2009 - Published: 6/17/2009 - Naruto U.
Needless Gender Confusion by Sarah1281 reviews
In which a girl Haku decides to protect herself while travelling by pretending to be a boy...without actually changing her appearance in the slightest. Zabuza tries to understand her reasoning, but that seems to be as unbalanced as she is.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,334 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 564 - Follows: 107 - Published: 11/5/2009 - Zabuza M., Haku - Complete
A Magical World by Miranda Flairgold reviews
Last fic in the trilogy! Demons invaded Earth intent on enslaving all magical life. But they miscalculated...the Earthling's magic is stronger than they suspected, and far more dangerous. Now the survivors regroup in the new magical world, to fight back.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 31,170 - Reviews: 1686 - Favs: 2,907 - Follows: 2,992 - Updated: 11/3/2009 - Published: 8/20/2009
Better Than Spandex by opalish reviews
Akira might have even felt a little touched by Shindo's staunch faith in his sportsmanship, if they hadn't been talking about their hypothetical mutant powers.
Hikaru no Go - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 970 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 286 - Follows: 14 - Published: 10/17/2009 - Akira T., Hikaru S. - Complete
Bare Naked Time Travel by Chilord reviews
It had been a normal night for 23 year old Hokage Naruto Uzumaki, out drinking where Naruto learned an important life lesson. Never go drinking with someone with a Magenkyo Sharingan
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,319 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 746 - Follows: 691 - Published: 9/17/2009 - Naruto U.
Truth and Consequences by Lys ap Adin reviews
Generations. Someone has to deal with Xanxus after the ring battles; everyone thinks it might as well be Tsuna. Tsuna, the Ninth, Xanxus.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,268 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 36 - Published: 9/6/2009 - Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S., Xanxus - Complete
Shades of Gray by Shadow Rebirth reviews
See Atra Regnum.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 110,059 - Reviews: 1512 - Favs: 1,666 - Follows: 1,971 - Updated: 9/3/2009 - Published: 6/14/2008 - Harry P.
Five Things That Never Happened to Xanxus by Lys ap Adin reviews
Five things that never happened to Xanxus, but could have done, if only things had started out differently. Warnings for Xanxus doing the things that make him Xanxus.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,050 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 19 - Published: 8/3/2009 - Xanxus - Complete
Chasing Butterflies by Falling Right Side-Up reviews
AU: Minato’s adventures as father and Hokage. Insanity is a given. Intervention a necessity. Who knows how screwed up Naruto will become under his father's care? SECOND: misplaced jealousy /more info and question to readers inside/ edited: 6-25-2009
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,220 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 6/24/2009 - Published: 1/13/2009 - Minato N., Naruto U.
Friend and Foe by MKLlim reviews
“It is said that you are accompanying the notorious pirate Fire Fist Ace. That alone is already a great offense to your record.” he jeered. “A perfectly respectable person like me, traveling with a pirate? How DARE you suggest such a thing? she answered.
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 61,177 - Reviews: 365 - Favs: 295 - Follows: 257 - Updated: 6/16/2009 - Published: 3/5/2006 - Ace
All Is Relative Except the Stubbornness of a Demon by Uncle Stojil reviews
The Kyuubi doesn't want to die. He cannot even grasp the idea of himself dying. He's meant to be immortal and he has no intention whatsoever to go against his very nature. True, he's stuck inside Naruto, but the boy has absolutely no say in this matter.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 76,985 - Reviews: 861 - Favs: 2,846 - Follows: 3,071 - Updated: 6/7/2009 - Published: 8/15/2008 - Naruto U.
Changes in a Time of War by Miranda Flairgold reviews
Sequel A Second Chance at Life. Harry is training in bloodmagic/necromancy, he is becoming a basilisk with a thunderbird's soul, there's a plague in europe, demons are about to invade Earth, and Voldemort needs to die. Fae, vampires, new magics and school
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 343,956 - Reviews: 5356 - Favs: 4,562 - Follows: 2,541 - Updated: 5/22/2009 - Published: 7/31/2006 - Complete
Hogwarts' ANBU by Mayet reviews
After Voldemort's return at the end of the fourth year, Dumbledore thinks it wise to better protect his school and students. For this purpose he decides to hire a few well known Shinobi... Full summary and pairings inside!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 136,938 - Reviews: 393 - Favs: 502 - Follows: 271 - Updated: 5/18/2009 - Published: 11/5/2007 - Harry P., Kakashi H., Naruto U. - Complete
Reality's Illusion by Shadow Rebirth reviews
[The dead do not walk, but the broken do not die, so where does that leave him?] When a blue eyed man with whisker-like scars and no memory shows up four years after the Yondaime's death, Sarutobi doesn't know what to think. [Time travel, no pairings.]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,420 - Reviews: 515 - Favs: 1,508 - Follows: 1,802 - Updated: 4/29/2009 - Published: 2/6/2009 - Naruto U.
Konoha's Scarlet Claw by NoNameNeeded reviews
What would Naruto be like if he had been born 4 years earlier, Kyuubi still being sealed inside of him. What would he be like if he had grown up with Itachi, reaching shinobi ranks along side him. He is now 16, a jounin who just took on team 7. AU & OCnes
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 43,370 - Reviews: 473 - Favs: 1,042 - Follows: 1,170 - Updated: 4/28/2009 - Published: 8/28/2007 - Naruto U., Anko M.
With my Life by Slayer End reviews
AU: Naruto was 5 years old when he was attacked and nearly killed. To try to repent for his sins and save his vessel's life, Kyuubi foolishly curses Naruto as he sends him to his home. He is now the first Air Bender alive for over 100 years... NaruToph
Crossover - Naruto & Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 26,109 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 513 - Follows: 578 - Updated: 1/29/2009 - Published: 11/11/2008 - Naruto U., Toph
The Tale of Uzumaki Naruto by Jimmy Coin reviews
AU. Naruto makes a bet with Iruka that in one year's time, he can become a Hand Seal master. After successful completion of his test, Naruto must learn to cope with his emerging power, training alone, and training his own team. No romance.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 31,508 - Reviews: 295 - Favs: 607 - Follows: 590 - Updated: 1/27/2009 - Published: 6/21/2007 - Naruto U. - Complete
Weirdest Attack Ever by NarutosBrat reviews
The truth behind that fateful October 10th night. Insanity at its worst.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,225 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 50 - Published: 1/21/2009 - Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
In The Company of Secrets by Dream Red reviews
A set of recurring dreams provoke Harry to delve into the history of some of the most powerful wizarding families in order to begin his fight in the war. ABANDONED: note at top of chapter 61.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Fantasy - Chapters: 89 - Words: 420,992 - Reviews: 1501 - Favs: 1,116 - Follows: 1,071 - Updated: 1/20/2009 - Published: 1/13/2006 - Harry P., Salazar S.
Enigmatic Prey by nlblake reviews
The new transfer student to Seigaku Senior High, Echizen Ryoma, is a mystery Fuji can't resist solving.
Prince of Tennis - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,040 - Reviews: 659 - Favs: 916 - Follows: 1,074 - Updated: 12/7/2008 - Published: 11/8/2006 - E. Ryoma, Fuji S.
The Forgotten by ItzRayz reviews
He was the product of a scientific experiment that should not have happened. Driven by a strong sense of hatred, a young Naruto was left alone to survive on his own during the final conclusions of the third shinobi war.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 34,692 - Reviews: 302 - Favs: 468 - Follows: 625 - Updated: 10/5/2008 - Published: 1/26/2008 - Naruto U.
Azure Crimson by slexenskee reviews
After a particularly harsh beating, the Hokage finally decides to give Naruto to a seemingly nice farmer. What he didn't know however, was that this happened to be the Leader of a terrible organization in disguise...Akatsuki.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 43,087 - Reviews: 605 - Favs: 731 - Follows: 894 - Updated: 9/30/2008 - Published: 4/27/2007 - Naruto U.
The Last Order by zigyy553 reviews
10 years have past since the failure of Mission: Sasuke Retrevial. Banishing Naruto after the failed mission, they have welcomed Uchiha back with open arms. With Oto on their backs, Konoha calls on 2 legends for aid. Volume 2 now out.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 54,541 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 341 - Follows: 356 - Updated: 9/21/2008 - Published: 8/31/2007 - Naruto U., Anko M.
In An Unsightly Manner by Legendary Legacy reviews
In the manga, when Itachi killed his clan and mind-raped Sasuke, he gave him some strange words to live by. What if Sasuke actually took those words to heart? Not Yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,292 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 97 - Published: 5/8/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Sweetest Downfall by lostpageofmemory reviews
He smiled at the world, and he smiled because of him. Now, in the finality of their conflict, Naruto has found a cause of his salvation. Sasuke was saved. But for the price of something he never thought possible. [NARUSASU, Yaoi, Much love for both]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,414 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 4/15/2008 - Published: 11/18/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
A Black Comedy by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. Two years after defeating Voldemort, Harry falls into an alternate dimension with his godfather. Together, they embark on a new life filled with drunken debauchery, thievery, and generally antagonizing all their old family, friends, and enemies.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 246,320 - Reviews: 5420 - Favs: 10,227 - Follows: 3,088 - Updated: 4/7/2008 - Published: 2/18/2007 - Complete
Lee! Guysensei! by recodan reviews
It had to exist.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 130 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/17/2008 - Lee R., Gai M. - Complete
Two Sons Who Are Older Then You WTF! by LightningHunter reviews
I compared your medical results, and it seems you three are very, closely related. In fact, it would seem that Naruto travels into the past, where he sleeps with your mother on different occasions, and she gives birth to you two, Itachi, Sasuke."
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,656 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 283 - Follows: 101 - Published: 2/11/2008 - Naruto U., Mikoto U. - Complete
Misery Business by Ladelle reviews
By fluke or stroke of malice, Naruto wakes up in the future. He is unknowingly a key piece in a corporate struggle for power, and struggles to maintain his sexuality, especially with the corporate Mogul Uchiha wanting more than just his intelligence. EPIC
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 44 - Words: 176,498 - Reviews: 1947 - Favs: 1,662 - Follows: 552 - Updated: 1/20/2008 - Published: 5/21/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Here's to the Future by Shinij2004 reviews
Naruto absorbs Kyuubi and become immortal. 3000 years later reincarnations of his Allies and Foes start to appear. Book 1: When People start to steal old Shinobi items, Naruto get draw into a world he though he had long since buried
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,855 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 11/29/2007 - Published: 9/12/2007 - Naruto U.
Silence of the Damned by Daystar Clarion reviews
When Naruto wakes up to a dead body in his bathroom, he begins a quick spiral into madness. Oneshot-prologue. RE-EDITED Rated for attempted suicide.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,025 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 334 - Follows: 64 - Published: 7/10/2007 - Naruto U. - Complete
Child of Mercy by Fayr Warning reviews
AU: Life had Harry been able to control accidental magic. Warning: Dursleys will be terrorized.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 66,519 - Reviews: 1627 - Favs: 2,539 - Follows: 3,047 - Updated: 4/30/2007 - Published: 9/27/2005 - Harry P.
One of the Cool Kids by firefly reviews
Before Tobi can be recruited into the Akatsuki, he must face the monumental task of passing an initiation test administered by each of the other members. Here's hoping he does. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 26,500 - Reviews: 1242 - Favs: 1,836 - Follows: 1,156 - Updated: 4/3/2007 - Published: 8/8/2006 - Obito U.
Malleability by neopyro reviews
AU. Harry is rescued from the Dursleys by an Unspeakable and taken back to the Department of Mysteries. Little does he know he is to become their test Guinea pig. Rated M.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,432 - Reviews: 417 - Favs: 482 - Follows: 896 - Updated: 2/27/2007 - Published: 9/5/2006 - Harry P.
With the Heart and Underwear of Fire by Diamond Avatar reviews
Naruto wanted recognition, but not as a boxer shorts superninja! With challengers, girls, and women all hunting down Naruto's new alterego, he's going to have trouble making the real Naruto known! ActionRomanceHumor NARUXLOTTAGIRLSXBOXER
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 86,004 - Reviews: 1357 - Favs: 1,122 - Follows: 611 - Updated: 11/22/2006 - Published: 9/25/2005 - Naruto U. - Complete
Friendship Story by Letta reviews
Itachi receives a number of packages from Konoha while various people wonder about Naruto's mental health. Itachi Naruto FRIENDSHIP. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,924 - Reviews: 792 - Favs: 3,025 - Follows: 470 - Published: 12/15/2005 - Naruto U., Itachi U. - Complete
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The Wooden Man reviews
The adventures of a wooden man. Rated M For Small Wooden Men.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 1,980 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 6/16/2012 - Published: 5/29/2009 - Yamato
Jounin Exam reviews
How Naruto uses the skills he's taught, to pass - One shot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 329 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 12 - Published: 4/16/2009 - Naruto U. - Complete