Mine Menace
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Joined 09-28-17, id: 9801025, Profile Updated: 07-09-20
Author has written 3 stories for My Little Pony, and Star Wars.

I read, write, and edit words, including pony words, and it's been a lot of fun for being a chapter of my life I never imagined would happen. Some people seem to be happy with what I do, and I'm incredibly thankful for that.

I'm usually open for a chat. Don't worry, I don't bite.

Also, I like it when I get comments. Comments make me happy.

Bonus points if you can figure out how I got my pen name...

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A Path Less Taken by The Blade of Osh-Tekk reviews
A storyline if Anakin left the Jedi Temple with Ahsoka rather than remaining there. Prepare for a different way Anakin looks at the Jedi, the Sith, and his outlook on life as a whole. With one of his closest companions at his side.
Star Wars: The Clone Wars - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 51 - Words: 211,193 - Reviews: 511 - Favs: 955 - Follows: 813 - Updated: 5/30/2019 - Published: 5/8/2016 - Ahsoka T., Anakin S. - Complete
Of Love and War Book 3: In The Thick of Battle by AngelDesaray reviews
READ THE FIRST TWO BOOKS FIRST OR YOU WILL BE LOST! War! The Clone Wars has begun! So far, the horrors of battle and the loss she has recently suffered has changed Zelina greatly. But it is only the beginning. Things are only going to get worse. With both Anakin and Zelina spiraling towards a dark path, will any of them find the will to make it through this war?
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 44 - Words: 315,829 - Reviews: 660 - Favs: 281 - Follows: 257 - Updated: 2/10/2018 - Published: 11/23/2014 - Anakin Skywalker, Obi-Wan K., Ahsoka T., OC - Complete
Jesus and Hitler: A Romance by Angkras reviews
Adolph Hitler travels back in time and meets a man who will change his life forever.
Bible - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,549 - Reviews: 1829 - Favs: 560 - Follows: 245 - Updated: 12/10/2016 - Published: 7/10/2010 - Jesus
Test Of Time Book 3: Blood, Sweat, and Tears by AngelDesaray reviews
THIRD BOOK READ "A FATHER'S SON" FIRST! Five years have passed since Luke was kicked out of the Jedi Order and sent into exile. True to his word, he has raised the young twi'lek girl Jeza on their solitude known as Xenon. But things are about to change. Exiled or not, the Galaxy and the Force is not finished with Luke Skywalker. No, it has just begun. Their long road has yet to end
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 108,685 - Reviews: 415 - Favs: 353 - Follows: 479 - Updated: 1/1/2016 - Published: 4/23/2015 - Luke S., Anakin Skywalker, Mara Jade, OC
Test Of Time Book 2: The Past Meets The Future by AngelDesaray reviews
SEQUEL TO A FATHER'S SON DO NOT READ UNTIL YOU'VE READ THE FIRST STORY OR ELSE YOU WILL BE LOST! Luke is back in his own timeline; life has gone wonderfully for Anakin's family in the time Luke left behind. But at the same time that these two separate realities begin to merge into one, a deadly threat arises that threatens to destroy the Skywalker family. WARNING: Gets dark.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Family/Tragedy - Chapters: 42 - Words: 163,132 - Reviews: 865 - Favs: 650 - Follows: 507 - Updated: 4/23/2015 - Published: 8/13/2014 - Luke S., Leia O., Anakin Skywalker - Complete
Test Of Time Book 1: A Father's Son by AngelDesaray reviews
Luke was walking the halls of the Jedi Temple when he was swept up by The Force, finding himself in the middle of a battle lead by his father Anakin Skywalker and his Master Obi-Wan Kenobi twenty-three years prior. Given the chance to get to know his father before he became Vader and possibly save him as well, will Luke be able to alter the past for the best? or make things worse?
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Family - Chapters: 33 - Words: 100,257 - Reviews: 871 - Favs: 1,954 - Follows: 835 - Updated: 3/8/2015 - Published: 7/12/2014 - Luke S., Anakin Skywalker, Obi-Wan K., Padmé Amidala - Complete
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH by Secondpillow reviews
Harry Potter eventually eats a sandwich and discusses life with a famous author.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 2,847 - Reviews: 1275 - Favs: 1,122 - Follows: 419 - Updated: 2/25/2015 - Published: 8/27/2005 - Bellatrix L., Seamus F.
Execute Order Er by david.davies.5851 reviews
At the moment of his triumph, Darth Sidious' memory fails him. This is why the Jedi Order was never wiped out. Commander Bly is a main character, but I can't find him on the list.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,385 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 33 - Published: 2/8/2015 - E. Palpatine, Aayla S. - Complete
Remembrance by Inksaber reviews
Six and a half years after Ahsoka left the Jedi Order, she's tried to stay as neutral as possible, trusting no one. But as circumstances throw her back into the thick of things, she struggles to keep to her principals and get out alive. Desperate times call for desperate measures, but is Ahsoka willing to throw everything she's built around herself away and do the right thing?
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,856 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 31 - Published: 12/27/2014 - Darth Vader, Ahsoka T. - Complete
Of Love and War Book 2: The Oncoming Storm by AngelDesaray reviews
READ BOOK ONE FIRST OR YOU WILL BE CONFUSED! It's been 10 years. Zelina and Anakin's lives have changed considerably, but unbeknownst to them, it is only the beginning. Their common friend Padme Amidala's life is at risk and both of them have been assigned to protect her during this tumultuous time in the Republic. What great change could fate have in store for them now?
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 19 - Words: 57,653 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 11/23/2014 - Published: 10/5/2014 - Anakin Skywalker, Obi-Wan K., Padmé Amidala, OC - Complete
Hogwarts School of Prayer and Miracles ) by proudhousewife reviews
Do you want your little ones to read books; and they want to read the Harry Potter Books; but you do not want them to turn into witches? Well-this is the story for you! This story has all the adventure of JKR's books; but will not lead your children astray. For concerned mommies everywhere! Blessings! Grace Ann
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 14 - Words: 13,415 - Reviews: 14500 - Favs: 1,076 - Follows: 1,137 - Updated: 10/24/2014 - Published: 8/24/2014
Of Love and War Book 1: Dawn of a New Life by AngelDesaray reviews
Zelina Du'ahn is a slave child on Tatooine, best friend to Anakin Skywalker. The two of them dream of leaving the planet and living lives of adventure. One day, they're handed the opportunity to do just that in the form of a Jedi Master, stranded on their rock of a home planet. But the two young children have no idea what they've just gotten themselves in for. Part 1 of many...
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 15 - Words: 44,577 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 321 - Follows: 175 - Updated: 10/5/2014 - Published: 8/22/2014 - Anakin Skywalker, Obi-Wan K., Qui-Gon J., OC - Complete
STARE WARS Episode I: The Phantom Plotline by LionLad reviews
In this parody, the galaxy's stupidest Jedi and his long-suffering apprentice rescue a hot queen and set off in search of the plot. Rated T for language.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 14 - Words: 48,338 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 2/19/2014 - Published: 1/25/2011 - Obi-Wan K., Qui-Gon J., Padmé Amidala, Nute Gunray
My Brothers Empire by Sacred Jedi reviews
Anakin Skywalker is Darth Vader's brother. After being forced to live with him for all of his life, Anakin and a Jedi youngling that he saved, Ahsoka Tano, escape and join the rebel alliance.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 25 - Words: 75,459 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 5/19/2013 - Published: 4/19/2013 - Anakin Skywalker, Ahsoka T. - Complete
101 Ways To Kill Jar Jar Binks by Ohfortheloveofpete reviews
Anakin Skywalker is sick and tired of putting up with Jar Jar Binks and his obnoxious behavior...so he's decided to put him to death over and over again! Inspired by another character-bashing story 101 Ways To Kill Scrappy...
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 101 - Words: 95,862 - Reviews: 343 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 5/18/2013 - Published: 10/22/2011 - Jar Jar B. - Complete
Like Hell He Will by Manchester reviews
In a clearing of the Forbidden Forest, Harry Potter and Lord Voldemort have met for a final confrontation. Just themselves; no friends, allies, or supporters. Two wizards enter, one victor leaves. Locking their gazes, hands began to reach for wands-
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,248 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 24 - Published: 11/24/2011 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Killer Knight by LionLad reviews
Anakin Skywalker isn't like other Jedi. Get ready for the most terrifying night of your life! Based on events in Episode III. Parody of "Thriller" by Michael Jackson.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 487 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Published: 3/2/2011 - Darth Vader, E. Palpatine - Complete
Oh God Not Again! by Sarah1281 reviews
So maybe everything didn't work out perfectly for Harry. Still, most of his friends survived, he'd gotten married, and was about to become a father. If only he'd have stayed away from the Veil, he wouldn't have had to go back and do everything AGAIN.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 50 - Words: 162,639 - Reviews: 15062 - Favs: 23,849 - Follows: 9,741 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Trendy by Mortal Anonymous reviews
An incident at the grocery store leaves Spongebob feeling out of style, and so he begins questing for fashion...but what happens when he finds it?
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,143 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/8/2008 - SpongeBob, Patrick, Pearl, Squidward - Complete
Hot Tub by DeterminedX2 reviews
Squidward goes to strange lengths to keep SpongeBob and Patrick out of his new hot tub.
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,129 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/6/2008 - Complete
Potty in Bikini Bottom by DeterminedX2 reviews
After Potty insults him, Patchy the Pirate accidentally sends the parrot undersea. But Potty's not too popular there either.
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,285 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/10/2008 - Complete
The Christmas Party by DeterminedX2 reviews
Not to give away a spoiler, but this is my version of a certain something referenced at the end of the episode, "The Secret Box."
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,806 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/23/2007 - Complete
Rain Check by DeterminedX2 reviews
Plankton visits SpongeBob's house on a rainy day, with an idiotic plan he mistakenly thinks is good. But the pineapple is a deathtrap for someone Plankton's size.
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,368 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/16/2007 - Complete
In the Bathroom by DeterminedX2 reviews
SpongeBob and Squidward are accidentally locked in the Krusty Krab bathroom overnight.
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,508 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 17 - Published: 10/14/2007 - Complete
You give me heart palpitations by Procrastinator-starting2moro reviews
In the words of Slughorn: You will not underestimate the power of obsessive love. James and Lily start their relationship in 7th year, but what happens when Lily starts receiving love letters from the Half Blood Prince? 'Obsessive Lily Disorder' sequel.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 164,625 - Reviews: 2219 - Favs: 897 - Follows: 679 - Updated: 5/18/2007 - Published: 11/5/2005 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Obsessive Lily Disorder by Procrastinator-starting2moro reviews
James worships the ground Lily, er, throws him on? Includes stalking, Polyjuice potion and James attempting many acts of suicide such as drowning his head in toilet bowls because Apple Of His Eye Evans hates his guts. Or does she? Complete .
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 144,021 - Reviews: 2116 - Favs: 2,217 - Follows: 542 - Updated: 10/29/2005 - Published: 6/7/2005 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
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Accidents reviews
Yoda and Palpatine are having a little fun when Dooku makes a mistake. One-shot. (Old - written in 2014)
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 541 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/23/2018 - E. Palpatine, Yoda, Count Dooku - Complete
Cannon Conveyance
Twilight Sparkle invents a new form of transportation. Specifically, cannons. Cannons that look like barrels. Things proceed to happen. Things involving testing. Oh, and some minor explosions, too.
My Little Pony - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,944 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/21/2017 - Twilight Sparkle - Complete
The CMC Meet A Motivational Speaker
After their latest cutie mark-related escapade, Twilight Sparkle suggests that the Cutie Mark Crusaders go see a motivational speaker. However, the one they stumble upon is...different. His name is Matt Foley. And he is a motivational speaker.
My Little Pony - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,171 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/16/2017 - Complete