Jevanminx
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Joined 01-29-06, id: 980290, Profile Updated: 12-23-07
Author has written 8 stories for Harry Potter.

Hey

I'm Jevanminx and I was born on 15th June and I live in Cornwall, England. I have shoulder length brunnette hair and blue eyes and I love reading Harry Potter, Hellsing and Fullmetal Alchemist stories!

I'm random

Have a tendendy to shout strange things to people in the school corridors I dont even know

I have a very strange and sometimes dirty imagination that I share with Mystic Dodo

I love dogs I have 5 collies, two red (browny orange) and white, one that is this two colours plus tan and looks all marbly (if that makes any sense) and two black and whites and I love them all.

I did have a tan one but he had to be put down in old age in August, and I still cry about it now when I really need to stop.

I'm single (boring I know)

I hate football but love rugby

I really dont like sports

My parents are divorced my dad remarried and my mum has a boyfriend

My whole family has a strange sense of humour

I'm sometimes insecure but mostly if I'm not with my friends or family

I went against my beliefs and got a bebo page

I have done way to many embarrassing things in my life

I love funny or deep quotes

I hate my legs but love my eyes, stomach and back

I want a tattoo on my hip of a rose with a snake wrapped round it

I hate Hermione with Ron but love her with Harry or Draco

I'm better at writing with Mystic Dodo than on my own

I have an incredibly random taste in music

I really dont like people who think just cause all the boys like them (cause they practically flash there tits, no offence) that they are the Queen of England and can give everyone they think is below them shit

I'm just a large bit crazy

THIS IS BUNNY (\_/)

COPY AND PASTE BUNNY (='.'=)

INTO YOUR PROFILE TO (")_(")

HELP HIM GAIN WORLD DOMINATION

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, WWMTgirl, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen, DemonDaughter, RaiKimTomBoY, Harry's My Boy, Jevanminx

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or pulled the handle on a door that said push, copy this into your profile

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like smiley faces, then copy this into your profile:D

If you hate those obnoxious preppy people PLEASE copy this in your profile

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself (i find that i am a very tough opponent). So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

A true friend is someone who will try to answer the "eraser bits" question and have a long conversation about it. A friend is someone who wont say anything when you cry for no reason, but will start sobbing to, just help you cry. If you have a true friend, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever fallen UP stairs, add this to your profile.

If you have ever asked where something is and gotten mad at someone for taking it, and you've been holding it in your hand the whole time, add this to your profile.

I think thats it and I hope you enjoy at least one of my stories which I will never write as I'llstart think they are shit have a tantrum and delete it.

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Roundabout Destiny by MaryRoyale reviews
Hermione's destiny is altered by the Powers that Be. She is cast back to the Marauder's Era where she is Hermione Potter, the pureblood fraternal twin sister of James Potter. She retains Hermione Granger's memories, and is determined to change her brother's fate for the better. Obviously AU. Starts in their 1st year. M for language, minor violence, etc.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 195,489 - Reviews: 3152 - Favs: 12,910 - Follows: 4,389 - Updated: 12/22/2020 - Published: 7/11/2012 - Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
Perfect Marks by Rurouni Star reviews
-BlaiseHermione- You can learn anything with a book and a Hermione Granger.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 56,075 - Reviews: 459 - Favs: 828 - Follows: 317 - Updated: 4/2/2019 - Published: 1/14/2007 - [Blaise Z., Hermione G.] - Complete
Synthetic Bonds by mypetelephant reviews
Harry has always been the golden boy of Malfoy Corporation, earning the respect of Lucius and the resentment of his high school rival, Draco. But Lucius has a business proposal that involves Harry becoming a Malfoy..by marrying Draco. Non-magic AU
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 125,313 - Reviews: 675 - Favs: 1,323 - Follows: 810 - Updated: 12/25/2013 - Published: 9/11/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Coffee, Cakes and Doorknob Snakes by Omi-Omi reviews
Harry's house is trying to kill him, and only one person can help him: pity it's Draco Malfoy. EWE, written for 2012 HD Holidays.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 42,663 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 536 - Follows: 79 - Published: 1/15/2013 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Room 31c by LemonSherbet reviews
Set in 8th year, Hermione has had enough and wants the fighting to stop. Will her plan work? Warnings inside... Disclaimer- I do not own Harry Potter etc. or James Bond
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,355 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 6/21/2011 - Published: 6/7/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Are You Sure You're Not? by The Bella Beast reviews
After being manipulated into sharing an apartment will Harry Potter kill Draco Malfoy or drive him into the mad house? Slash. M. Dom/Sub. 3 to 4 chapters. Warning: Boxer War. Slightly crackish.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,534 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 6/6/2011 - Published: 5/17/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
My Slytherins by Elysia1 reviews
COMPLETE: A missing moment featuring Remus' boggart lesson with the Slytherins. Set in Harry's third year. Protective Snape and generally awesome Remus.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,771 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 1,084 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 5/17/2011 - Published: 5/17/2005 - Remus L., Draco M., Severus S. - Complete
Catch 22 by Jad fic reviews
As if NEWTS weren't enough, Dumbledore's gone and had another one of his bright ideas. If all ends well, the Houses will be getting along in no time. Or according to Harry's correspondent, hailing the Apocalypse. OotP/HBP/DH disregaded.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 50,431 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 691 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 12/7/2010 - Published: 11/24/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Baby Mama Drama by Stars-and-Stones reviews
Draco and Potter once again find themselves fighting. But what happens when Draco's spell goes wrong, and he has to take care of an indisposed Potter? Eventual DracoXHarry, rated M for later chapters. Post-War Fic
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 73,325 - Reviews: 1400 - Favs: 3,634 - Follows: 1,191 - Updated: 11/5/2010 - Published: 3/25/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The Secret Charm Of Things Forbidden by DarkRiverTempest reviews
A vacation intended for Hermione Granger turns out to be a refuge for Harry and a newly kidnapped Draco. Slash and Het lemons! Side pairing of Charlie/Hermione
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,691 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 8/8/2010 - Published: 7/2/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
HD 'Teeth, Ties & Tea' by tigersilver reviews
AU; Hogwarts professors; EWE. There's a visiting professor at Hogwarts; a charming, oily, schmoozy professor, and Professor Malfoy is disgusted with the scandalous behaviour of Professor Potter. He wishes to object strongly, but finds himself unable.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,905 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/6/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Journey to a Hot Wet Cavern by GrandeVanillaSkimLatte reviews
Draco and Pansy are convinced that Hermione has slipped Blaise a love potion, but will they believe her when she discovers the real reason for his mysterious illness? Reposted from the Twin Exchange. BlaiseHermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,648 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 40 - Published: 7/21/2010 - Hermione G., Blaise Z. - Complete
Poker Night by angelically-devilish reviews
Sirius/Hermione/Charlie - It's poker night at the Weasleys & Hermione has some work that needs to get done. All work & no play makes Granger a dull girl...or does it? BIRTHDAY GIFT FOR GRANDE.VANILLA.SKIM.LATTE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,777 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 640 - Follows: 128 - Published: 7/10/2010 - Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
The Undoing Of Remus J Lupin by KyraBooNStasia reviews
This is my first fanfic, Set during POA. Hermione falls asleep in the library studying for finals and wakes up to an empty castle, except for our favorite werewolf of course. Rated M for a reason! HG/RL
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,057 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 48 - Published: 6/12/2010 - Hermione G., Remus L. - Complete
Of Wolf and Bird by naturegirlrocks reviews
Harry Potter, the werewolf, have escaped. Unspeakable Veela Draco Malfoy is coming after him. But what if Draco wants more... NOW EDITED by blueboyfey
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 26,224 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 390 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 5/11/2010 - Published: 3/17/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Accidental by Little Witch1 reviews
It's the best accident she ever made. An alternate DH fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,586 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 668 - Follows: 101 - Published: 4/27/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
From The Past by wickedswanz reviews
Now in their 20s the Trio are visited by a dark haired charmer from the past. All about partying, drinking, and shagging, he annoys the older more mature Sirius to no end, and what happens when he takes a liking to the pretty bookworm? Rated R Updated!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 32,083 - Reviews: 328 - Favs: 1,451 - Follows: 419 - Updated: 1/1/2010 - Published: 9/4/2009 - Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
Stumbling Slytherins by The Crimson Sheath reviews
Stumbling Gryffindors is more like it. But the stumbling is mostly done by our favorite Platinum Blonde Slytherin Bad Boy! Suffice it to say it involves green silk boxers and breakfast in bed!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,894 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 21 - Published: 12/6/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
A New Approach by aviddaydreamer reviews
Draco Malfoy is determined to get under Hermione's skin this year, but she's found a new approach to an old problem that just might change things between them.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,369 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 455 - Follows: 62 - Published: 11/7/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Merry Christmas Mr Malfoy by Emerald-Kisses reviews
Granger, there's nothing special about Christmas. Christmas doesn't exist for us!" "How very sad."-Draco Malfoy has never had a real Christmas and Hermione Granger has taken it upon herself to give him his first real Christmas. Dramione. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 186,378 - Reviews: 1369 - Favs: 2,417 - Follows: 880 - Updated: 10/8/2009 - Published: 11/25/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Head Boy's Education by canoncansodoff reviews
Head Girl Hermione teaches Head Boy Harry how to properly enforce school rules which appear to be suspiciously similar to the ratings guidelines of certain fanfiction web sites. Crack-fic parody.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,566 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 331 - Follows: 322 - Updated: 8/4/2009 - Published: 7/30/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Bottled Emotions by Daaro Moltor reviews
Harry rejects Ginny. Now she's determinated to find his love, whatever it takes. Because, if he doesn't love her... he's got to love someone... She asks professor Snape to brew a potion, a potion which will force Harry to show his true emotions...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,082 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 323 - Follows: 47 - Published: 7/31/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Finding Color by Mell8 reviews
Ginny always knew there was something wrong with her eyes. D/G
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 24,832 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 7/15/2009 - Published: 9/22/2008 - Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
Love, Lust, and Draco Malfoy by NeuroticMuse413 reviews
The werewolf’s curse forces Draco to seek asylum from the Order. When Hermione gets a little too close and Draco bites a little too hard, the two are forever linked. Can they resist their new animal attraction or will Hogwarts be split in two? 6th Yr, M.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 102,559 - Reviews: 889 - Favs: 1,339 - Follows: 570 - Updated: 5/17/2009 - Published: 3/7/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Evening Fun by Jessalyn-Laine reviews
Sequel to Morning Bliss. A smutty femslash two shot about the joys of toys.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,172 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 4/27/2009 - Published: 11/9/2006 - Ginny W., Hermione G. - Complete
No More Mistakes by KatyLoveling reviews
“Why are you wary of me then? I assure you that I have good intentions. I won’t bite—at least not very hard.” Small fires leaped in Draco's eyes as he added in a throaty murmur, “and not where it will show.”
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 49,202 - Reviews: 418 - Favs: 917 - Follows: 360 - Updated: 2/4/2009 - Published: 5/14/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Bet by evergreeneyes reviews
Draco makes a bet that he can get any girl at Hogwarts ... including Hermione Granger. But all is not as it seems... A Draco/Hermione one-shot. AU. M, but doesn't have a full sex scene.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,792 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/24/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Il Dragone by rowan-greenleaf reviews
Malfoy leans in, and I fancy I'm about to get welcomed. I catch a whiff of his personal scent; something like vanilla and...boy. Yum. "We don't have all day," he informs me, "Have a seat or leave but don't just stand there, looking like an idiot." Right.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 99,223 - Reviews: 955 - Favs: 409 - Follows: 363 - Updated: 1/20/2009 - Published: 10/6/2008 - Draco M., Ginny W.
The Snogging Chronicles by Nikki99 reviews
Dear Diary, It seemed like such a good idea at the time… how do I manage to get myself into these things? Bugger. I mean, it started off simple enough- well, as simple as offering to snog ones best mate can be... H-Hr -Romance, Comedy and Fluff PLZ Review. Mainly written just for fun :)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 38,843 - Reviews: 347 - Favs: 878 - Follows: 290 - Updated: 12/5/2008 - Published: 10/2/2008 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
Favourite Game by rosie246 reviews
A group of giggling girls and a disgusted Ginny makes for a very interesting situation.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,980 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/28/2008 - Ginny W., Draco M. - Complete
Malfoy Exposed: A Portrait by Cadaverous Apples reviews
Ginny Weasley, anonymous painter extraordinaire, is commissioned/blackmailed into painting a portrait of Draco Malfoy. It's a surprise portrait for the pompous narcissist's birthday. A surprise NUDE portrait. Snarky! Delicious! DG. Won multiple awards!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 19,833 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 11/22/2008 - Published: 10/28/2008 - Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
A Change In Perspective by Roozette reviews
Once there was a potions accident... Ha! Harry turns five, much to the distress of the I don't want to be a Death Eater brigade.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 121,281 - Reviews: 1598 - Favs: 5,189 - Follows: 1,823 - Updated: 8/27/2008 - Published: 11/25/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Bloody But Unbowed by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash. Nothing in Harry's life has gone the way he expected, and that includes being the mediwizard assigned to treat Lucius Malfoy. But he's Harry; he can deal with this. And he can deal with Draco Malfoy's nonsensical flirting, too.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 104,330 - Reviews: 1090 - Favs: 3,460 - Follows: 956 - Updated: 8/11/2008 - Published: 6/29/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Pottersitting by Ferayne reviews
"That wasn't a kiss, Draco." Potter said defiantly. "Very true." He agreed, nodding. "But this is." Rated for language, mostly.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,022 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 28 - Published: 4/5/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Confrontations in the Common Room by Seel'vor reviews
Oneshot. Ginny's annoyed at Harry's relationship with Hermione. Confrontations commence. Totally Harmonian as it should be! H/Hr Rating for langauge Touch of Ginny-bashing
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,790 - Reviews: 254 - Favs: 2,570 - Follows: 657 - Published: 12/28/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Never Again by Weffie reviews
After being with Ron for a year, Hermione walks in on him cheating on her with a fellow classmate. Sick of being a pushover, Hermione decides to get revenge … using a certain blonde haired ferret in the middle.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,906 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 22 - Published: 9/2/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
What Just Happened by AinoShunu reviews
‘I’m trying to start a civil conversation.’ He was looking straight into her eyes. Life can change in only few seconds... PLEASE REVIEW!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,884 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/25/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
A Year's Temptation by Lomonaaeren reviews
DMHP slash, post War, post Hogwarts. Draco isn't pleased to discover he's a Veela at twenty four, especially since both he and Harry are married to other people. Harry proposes a compromise that might work, or might make things monumentally worse. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 122,448 - Reviews: 660 - Favs: 2,062 - Follows: 495 - Updated: 6/23/2007 - Published: 5/1/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Quidditch by fallenwitch reviews
Draco Malfoy inadvertently comes to Ginny Weasley's assistance during a game of Quidditch. The reverberations from his actions will rock his world for some time to come. Pre HBP. Snarky Humor and Romance.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,025 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 2/12/2007 - Published: 7/5/2006 - Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
Live A Little by kapers in pink reviews
Most people walk down the stairs Diggory. The title is lame, but I'm not so great at titles. Done for a prompt over at livejournal
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,280 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 27 - Published: 11/27/2006 - Hermione G., Cedric D. - Complete
Funny Bunny by HandsCaughtInJelly reviews
What happens when Ginny ends up in a bunny suit and in Draco’s bedroom? Well it’s either that or be the reason for her dear brother Ron, to have a heart attack.Of course she picks Draco Malfoy’s room, but what exactly does he do about it?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,032 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/12/2006 - Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
Reading by freakanature06 reviews
Hermione finds Draco reading a book. HermioneDraco. Written for What'sInTheCloset for reviewing Drabble Alley. Rated just to be safe because of mentions of sex.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 477 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/21/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Corridor by graffy reviews
Harry blinked, staring at Hermione. He opened his mouth to say something, but promptly shut it as they both heard, echoing down the hall, Hermione? Hermione, where are you? Just an odd story. Somewhat crappity. Read at your own risk.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,036 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 7/5/2006 - Published: 7/4/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Make A Wish by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Harry has learned the prophesy and he does not believe that a schoolboy can defeat Voldemort, so he decides that if he is going to die then he is first going to live.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 187,589 - Reviews: 11925 - Favs: 24,848 - Follows: 9,131 - Updated: 6/17/2006 - Published: 3/23/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
Out of Sight, But Not Out of Mind by Miranda Aurelia reviews
Complete! When a spell backfires and Ginny accidentally mind-bonds herself to Draco, she decides to have some fun, especially since Draco hasn't a clue as to just who it is he's bonded to! DG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,836 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 6/16/2006 - Published: 6/28/2005 - Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
Puppies by Light1 reviews
Seras Victoria needs help to adjust to her new life. She finds help in the most unexpected place.
Hellsing - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,846 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 5/8/2006 - Published: 1/15/2006 - Alucard, Seras - Complete
Lets do the Time Warp Again by Rorschach's Blot reviews
A potions accident throws Harry back in time into his younger self's body, he decides to go nuts and do everything he's ever wanted to do . . . and get revenge on everyone.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 36,402 - Reviews: 2370 - Favs: 7,047 - Follows: 2,852 - Updated: 5/3/2006 - Published: 2/4/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
The Steamy Shower by Gred and Feorge reviews
Hermione and George enjoy a well deserved shower. One Shot
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 999 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 29 - Published: 3/31/2006 - Hermione G., George W. - Complete
Love is blind by Procrastinator-starting2moro reviews
James Potter loses his glasses and seeks help from Head Girl, Lily Evans, to be his guide dog. No doubt, unintentional boob grabbing always occurs with temporary blindness. One shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,505 - Reviews: 479 - Favs: 1,859 - Follows: 282 - Published: 3/20/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
He has the looks, but does he have the personality by tv-chick-jess reviews
[COMPLETE] Hermione is asked to find out what Draco's personality is like by becoming friends with him, but soon the friendship becomes more. A HGDM fic, no flames please!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,001 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 3/15/2006 - Published: 1/21/2006 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Choices by Aoyuki Hikari reviews
Integra contemplates duty and honor in getting married and having heirs. Or someone will actually change her mind? AxI? Maybe... ::evil grin:: EDITED
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,483 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 2/27/2006 - Published: 5/28/2005
The Taming of the Shrewd by ahlade reviews
‘A pretty boy like you shouldn’t be out on a dark night like this,’ she breathed, drawing one finger under his chin and tilting his head up. ‘There are monsters afoot, and oh, horny girls who have just found out that their boyfriends are completely and ir
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,131 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 36 - Published: 2/7/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Lick'em Lollies by somandalicious reviews
She likes lollies. A lot. They like watching her enjoy those Lollies. A lot. But how much can they take?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,559 - Reviews: 387 - Favs: 2,089 - Follows: 308 - Published: 1/27/2006 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Kiss Me Fool by Heidi.HeHadItComingAwards reviews
Summary Pansy does an experiment that has surprising results but not only that, she records it and shows the entire potions class. ONE SHOT
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,653 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 14 - Published: 1/17/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Just a Harmless Joke by CrazyGirl47 reviews
Fred accidentally starts rumors that he's with Hermione, and encourages them for a laugh. When she find out, she's furious. Now the two of them are fighting to outembarrass and annoy one another... but they're also fighting their feelings for each other.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 41,220 - Reviews: 3418 - Favs: 6,313 - Follows: 1,210 - Updated: 11/25/2005 - Published: 9/28/2004 - Hermione G., Fred W. - Complete
Kicking Buckets by Allison Elder reviews
Harry. Ron. She managed not to think of them most of the time now, but it was still there...an ache deep in the back of her heart. She wanted so desperately to be back in her own time...curled up in bed with the two of them reading stories.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 41,649 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 11/19/2005 - Published: 9/27/2005 - Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
One Fine Day by dracofan22 reviews
The sequel to Two to Tango. Five years ago, she left him to pursue her dream career even though she broke her own heart as well as his by doing so. Now, she is back in England, but she isn't alone.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 21,893 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 48 - Published: 11/3/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G.
The Better Side of Their Arse by lilplum19 reviews
ONE SHOT A little arguement about which arse is better turns into alot of conflicts and denail, as well as a little temptation.My First Fanfic made out of laughs so please R R !
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,934 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/19/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Repercussions: The Night That Never Happened by Damien J. Frost reviews
After an argument with Ron, Hermione decides to prowl the halls of Hogwarts, looking for rulebreakers. She gets more than she bargained for with Draco Malfoy, however.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,630 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/8/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Desperate Measures by Damkina reviews
Harry has finally noticed Ginny, and Ron just wants to help his friend. But after following her from the Gryffindor Common Room and through numerous corridors of Hogwarts, there's just one problem: Ginny desperately wants both of them to leave her alone.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,133 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 22 - Published: 4/16/2005 - Ginny W., Blaise Z.
Multiple Personality by Istalindar reviews
FINISHED Hermione meets with a small...accident during the summer and finds herself sharing a body with Voldemort's daughter and a pheonix. her life just gets weirder and weirder.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 88,584 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 3/24/2005 - Published: 6/6/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Celebrity Skin by EgyptsStar reviews
Hermione makes a proposal that Draco cannot refuse. My own version of a quickie fic with humor, intrigue, and good old fashioned lemony...lemony...SMUT AND WIT WITH PLOT. A lighthearted departure from Resurrection. COMPLETED!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 25,882 - Reviews: 341 - Favs: 500 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 1/2/2005 - Published: 12/24/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Snowball by indeliblecello reviews
[GinnyLee] 'He made up his mind to kiss her again sometime, if she'd let him.' Ginny goes out to play in the snow and is attacked by the twins, but someone comes to her rescue.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 937 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/14/2004 - Ginny W., George W.
Screwing the Enemy by ostrich angel reviews
Hermione and Draco work for the Ministry. While Draco is deeply immersed in the Dark Arts, Hermione is a spy for the Order. What will happen one night after a ministry party when Hermione needs info......
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,153 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/10/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Faking by evil-vanessa reviews
“What are you trying to say that they fake orgasm?” He said. “It’s possible!” That’s how it started read and you’ll see how it ends...;)) !
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,326 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/14/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Hold Me Now by Michael Serpent reviews
[One-Shot] HD SLASH. Draco saves Harry from the Giant Squid and Harry has his own funny way to show his gratitude.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,120 - Reviews: 329 - Favs: 1,361 - Follows: 214 - Published: 9/10/2003 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Over Time: First Friends by Mynuet reviews
**COMPLETE** At long last, for my loyal readers: Ginny took a deep breath and composed herself. Was she really about to do a striptease in front of her best pal, Draco Malfoy?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 26,110 - Reviews: 370 - Favs: 731 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 9/1/2003 - Published: 5/25/2003 - Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
Masseuse by Adele Elisabeth reviews
Draco and Hermione are locked in a bathroom. Whatever shall they do? [probably only PG13, but I was being careful]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,427 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/21/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Sanguinis Masculus by Blue Moon3 reviews
One day, Hermione is really fed up with life, Draco and being a woman - so she decide to take a little revenge. Not for the squickable!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,267 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/16/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Harry Potter & The Daughter of Malfoy by Fyrie reviews
Harry Potter gets in the way of a pregnancy potion meant for Narcissa Malfoy, leaving the boy-wonder pregnant. He's not best pleased! How is he meant to save the world from Voldemort when he has to go on maternity leave? (NOT slash - just silly) COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 25,896 - Reviews: 420 - Favs: 742 - Follows: 206 - Published: 1/9/2003 - Complete
Reflections Of Sensuality by Devilzzz reviews
"Shut up, Granger!" : "Make Me," : And he did. With his own lips.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,817 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 12/4/2002 - Published: 10/25/2002 - Draco M., Hermione G.
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Perfect Picture reviews
Ginny was an amazing artist and yet she had yet to achieve that Perfect Picture. Enter Draco Malfoy and she is faced with the challenge of finally drawing perfection, with a little bit of love possibly entwined!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,316 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/19/2010 - Published: 8/2/2010 - Draco M., Ginny W.
A Cold Winter's Night reviews
A sequel to A Hot Summers Day. Hermione can't sleep because of the cold and goes to stay in Draco's room. But a terrifying nightmare wakes her up... ONESHOT
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,740 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/21/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Cake and Cream reviews
Oneshot Lemon. Something interesting blossems when both Draco and Hermione meet each other in the Kitchens for a midnight feast.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,718 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 15 - Published: 10/10/2006 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Kiss Away The Pain reviews
ONESHOT DMHG. Hermione gets braces and is in alot of pain. Who will make her feel better?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,122 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/9/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
30 Minutes reviews
ONESHOT Three years after the murder of Dumbledore and Draco Malfoy is being questioned. If the courts don't beleive him, then he will be given the Death Penalty. Will the Ministry of Magic beleive him or sentence an innocent man to his death?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,749 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/28/2006 - Draco M. - Complete
Too Hot To Handle? reviews
Hermione forgot her bookbag after waking up late. When she returns to her common room to get it, she encounters a sight that makes her freeze. It was true! What they said was true! And here was the proof. DMHG oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,687 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/24/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
A Hot Summers Day reviews
What do you get when it's a hot day and everyone was outside? A Topless Draco Malfoy! He's caught many eyes, but it's the chocolate brown thats caught his own eyes. ONESHOT
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,146 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 18 - Published: 6/11/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
First Love Of A Long Year reviews
After realising Draco had changed, him and Mione became good friends but will it go further and how will they express their feelings without other people interfering, especially friends? Draco and Hermione. ON HOLD
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 546 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/11/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G.