Author has written 4 stories for Alice in Wonderland, Saving Private Ryan, King Kong, and Inglourious Basterds.
Oh my. It has been too long. A few months ago my writing style was kidnapped by a band of Swedish circus people with gingivitis and an affinity for Celine Dion, but now I'm getting it back in little chunks in exchange for 16 dollars, 24 Snuggies, a membership to Netflix, and a Subway gift card to be paid over the course of four years.
I'm currently rewriting Lord of the Reed to be more up to date. It's funnier and slightly less intelligent, in my own opinion, but I love my little work in progress.
Also, I've started my first Inglourious Basterds story, Kissin' Krakowski. It's safe to say that I'm excited. :)
XOXO, The Constable
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