The Constable
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Author has written 4 stories for Alice in Wonderland, Saving Private Ryan, King Kong, and Inglourious Basterds.

Oh my. It has been too long. A few months ago my writing style was kidnapped by a band of Swedish circus people with gingivitis and an affinity for Celine Dion, but now I'm getting it back in little chunks in exchange for 16 dollars, 24 Snuggies, a membership to Netflix, and a Subway gift card to be paid over the course of four years.

I'm currently rewriting Lord of the Reed to be more up to date. It's funnier and slightly less intelligent, in my own opinion, but I love my little work in progress.

Also, I've started my first Inglourious Basterds story, Kissin' Krakowski. It's safe to say that I'm excited. :)

XOXO, The Constable

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Good Boys Like It Rough by imSiriuslyLupin4you reviews
non-magic AU. Remus J. Lupin is a seventeen-year-old gay highschooler with a problem. Sirius Black is a twenty three year old straight tattoo artist with a BA girlfriend. What happens when they fall in love? M FOR A REASON PEOPLE! So if you're not 18, please read something else.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 33,843 - Reviews: 387 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 260 - Updated: 7/29/2013 - Published: 12/30/2010 - Sirius B., Remus L.
Slash by Numbers by Shacklebolt's Mistress reviews
After an incredibly slack period I have finished raising Harry. Moar soon. Let me know if there's a scenario I've forgotten! SWEARS AND SNOGGING.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 30 - Words: 64,300 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 8/26/2012 - Published: 8/7/2010 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Monsters and Ladybugs by Kitteh and Neo reviews
Three years later Dwicky comes back to fix what he messed up. But the little boy he left behind is no longer the same energetic soul from before and now may just be too broken to reach. DADR
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 352,742 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 1/30/2012 - Published: 4/8/2006 - Dib, unknown 1
Fanboy by Kitteh and Neo reviews
AU DADR. World renown Paranormal Investigator Dib is bored with the same old same old, but when he meets a spunky young fan, things get a little more stimulating.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 70,377 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 1/30/2012 - Published: 11/10/2006 - Dib
Parts Of You by DySolo reviews
Spencer can't get Adam out of his head and decides to fight for him during his trial while continuing to visit Amanda. What happens when he finds out more about himself than he ever imagined? Will he be able to save Adam? NOT UPDATED FREQUENTLY. Adam/Rei
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,190 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 3/30/2011 - Published: 7/15/2010 - Adam J., S. Reid
We are blinding by LadyKappa reviews
Movie/Modern AU. A troubled Caspian finds refuge in a bar, where he runs into the unlikeliest of people: the younger brother of his ex. Their meeting causes a chain reaction that spirals out of control for both. Caspian/Edmund, implied past Peter/Caspian.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,710 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 18 - Published: 3/24/2011 - Caspian X, Edmund Pevensie
Measure for Measure by crazysmile15
A tender moment between Percy and Luke.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 218 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/4/2011 - Percy J., Luke C. - Complete
The Time Between Noon and Dusk by nutloaf reviews
Eddy/Edd. Double Dee is acting weird and Eddy doesn't like what its doing to him. Its hard for either of them to understand but they're determined to figure it out.
Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,830 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 2/28/2011 - Published: 3/28/2008 - Eddy, Edd
Fireflies by zomg.it's.rin reviews
Confused and disoriented with all the newness of Camp Half-Blood life, Percy heads to the beach to try to sort things out in his mind. Only, he's not the only one there in the middle of the night. Short one-shot with Luke/Percy pairing.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,618 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/2/2011 - Percy J., Luke C. - Complete
Dominating Attraction by Henry The HAP reviews
Spencer finds himself falling for the shy young guy who might be involved in some hotel murders. Reid/Adam slash Warning: Spoiler for Episode 20, season 4.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,855 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 1/10/2011 - Published: 4/17/2009 - S. Reid, Adam J. - Complete
You and I by missmaggiemalfoy reviews
A Percy/Luke songfic to Anarbor's "You and I."
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,161 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/20/2010 - Percy J., Luke C. - Complete
26 Reasons why Remus and Sirius should date by xNomii reviews
SB/RL - Sirius and Remus find a list. Beware, extreme cuteness and predictability. Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,059 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/12/2010 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
A Kiss, and All Was Said by remuslives23 reviews
Summary: 'Kisses are like tears, the real ones are the ones you can't hold back.' Author Unknown
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,696 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/2/2010 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
It Is Some Dream by el spirito reviews
Takes place after Endgame...because I think McGee had a hard time dealing with what happened with Amanda, and I wanted to write some good old McGee/DiNozzo friendship-bonding stuff with angst and h/c, of course.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,304 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 11/28/2010 - Published: 10/11/2010 - Tim M., Tony D.
Birthday wishes by xNomii reviews
SB/RL - Late night encounters, birthday wishes, confessions and kisses. I was determined to write a story on my birthday, so I did. I dedicate this story to everyone who has his birthday today, like me! Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,118 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/28/2010 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Just Like That by Quil Explodes reviews
A series of first kisses. A few different scenarios. For Megsy42's First Kiss Challenge in the HPFFCF. Remus/Sirius. Rated T in case.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,562 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 11/24/2010 - Published: 7/16/2009 - Sirius B., Remus L.
Underneath by Not Poignant reviews
Puck decides to get creative about the ways he can get under Rachel's skin on the way to Sectionals, and can't make himself stop once he gets there. AU after Mattress, Season 1. Puck/Rachel.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 22,125 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 11/5/2010 - Published: 10/11/2010 - Rachel B., Puck - Complete
Larceny Lotto II: The Revenge of McGee by Skylark Evanson reviews
Another year of Larceny Lotto. This time, McGee gets in on it.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,141 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/4/2010 - Tony D., Tim M. - Complete
Love is a Battlefield by Jenna822 reviews
*Short Story* Bunnies, werewolves and Padfoot - oh my! Jealousy runs wild in this battle for the affection of one, Remus Lupin. Can Sirius handle the choice - Love or Nothing? *Remus/FemaleOC and Remus/Sirius* Cᴏᴍᴘʟᴇᴛᴇ.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,123 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 10/29/2010 - Published: 9/9/2010 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
The Otter and the Raven by scousemuz1k reviews
First anniversary of my first posting on the site! Follows on from The Rainbow Lake, but is a stand-alone. Very slightly AU.Please read AN. Tony gets a bit wet... T&T friendship, Poppa Gibbs
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,743 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/28/2010 - Tony D., Tim M. - Complete
That Stupid red Umbrella by The Shonen-Ai and Yaoi Goddess reviews
After Nico tells Percy that Luke had been revived by Hades himself, the young demigod cannot help but watch for that stupid red umbrella.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,081 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/9/2010 - Luke C., Percy J. - Complete
My Big Brother: Teases by Regalredstar reviews
McGee's thoughts on Tony, superglue, and Phil McCadden
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 699 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/10/2010 - Tony D., Tim M. - Complete
Of Film Strips and Guitar Picks by Angelic Prophecy reviews
One is the musician, the one song glory. The other is the filmmaker, the witness of it all. These are a few brief glimpses into what could have been between Mark Cohen and Roger Davis / RogerMark
RENT - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,135 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/9/2010 - Published: 8/2/2010 - Mark C., Roger D.
Settled by Kisan.Lee reviews
-Luke/Percy- Short and cute, totally random, and possibly extremely OOC. Percy and Luke spend a night together after Luke gets back from a long quest. Not really as bad as the summary makes it sound. Changed the rating and I'm adding another chapter! ;o;
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,845 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 22 - Published: 8/4/2010 - Luke C., Percy J.
Semper Fi by Icky Wick reviews
Sometimes being faithful starts with being true to yourself.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,320 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 7/9/2010 - Published: 7/24/2009 - Tony D., Tim M.
Say My Name by withalittlehelpfrommyfriends reviews
"Luke," it—he—called, serrated and slicing at the young man's brain and over each inch of skin. "You are nothing without me, son of Hermes, nothing." Luke Castellan/Percy Jackson
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,512 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 18 - Published: 7/5/2010 - Luke C., Percy J. - Complete
Feeling 'catty' today? by Electric Candlelight reviews
They tried to warn Upham that Wade wasn't in a good mood...
Saving Private Ryan - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 517 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/5/2010 - Complete
Carbon by sing-oldsongs reviews
Love through the elements. MarkxRoger. Pre-RENT.
RENT - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,441 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/26/2010 - Mark C., Roger D. - Complete
I Promise by Electric Candlelight reviews
The squad comes upon a lake and almost everyone wants to swim or clean themselves off---except for Reiben. Why?
Saving Private Ryan - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 812 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Published: 4/11/2010 - Complete
The Ballroom Inclination by spikescrypt reviews
The cast of The Big Bang Theory watch season 10 of Dancing with the Stars.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 770 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/4/2010 - Complete
14 Steps by PhoenixFire55 reviews
There had always been 14 steps in the staircase leading up to the second flight of the burrow. That had never bothered George... until now. Warning: spoiler from Deathly Hallows.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,083 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 3/1/2010 - Published: 4/27/2009 - George W., Fred W.
The Gambler by PhoenixFire55 reviews
Reiben, about a year after the war. One-shot.
Saving Private Ryan - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,784 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Published: 1/24/2010 - Complete
The Verdict by Lucifer's Garden reviews
She always knew there was something magnetic about his stare – dark and compelling, completely the opposite of Andy’s penetrating look – that always made it difficult for people to return it. Now, for the life of her, she can’t look away. One shot B/A
Breakfast Club - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,568 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/21/2010 - Allison R., John B. - Complete
Hypothermia by the.amazing.platypus reviews
Percy's mother and Paul have gone on vacation for Christmas, leaving Percy and Luke in charge of their house. When Percy looses the key, and both boys are showing signs of hypothermia, how far will they go to keep each other warm?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 878 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/6/2009 - Percy J., Luke C. - Complete
Ask the Cast by AnimeMatrice reviews
Have you ever had a question that you've really wanted to ask your favourite FMA character? Well, here's your chance to do so, and read other fans' questions and answers from the cast of FMA!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 16,151 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 11/19/2009 - Published: 8/20/2006
Paper Prayer by LadyLove5000 reviews
What if that summer hadn't changed everything? It's been five years and Gordy is still torn over the loss of his brother and his family. Can Chris save him in time? Slash Gordy/Chris
Stand By Me - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,562 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 10/13/2009 - Published: 10/5/2008
A Memory of Strawberries by xPhineasx reviews
It was the simplest, sweetest kiss Luke had ever had, and it would haunt him for ever. Luke/Percy
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,188 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 255 - Follows: 26 - Published: 8/16/2009 - Luke C., Percy J. - Complete
Red String by the pink striper reviews
When Stan Marsh decides that he wants more out of his super best friendship with Kyle Broflovski, a lovesick Kyle has no choice but to accept. Now Kyle has two years or less to convince Stan to love him back. If only things were that simple.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 123,599 - Reviews: 289 - Favs: 414 - Follows: 365 - Updated: 7/20/2009 - Published: 10/24/2008 - Stan M., Kyle B.
One Week by Divinia Serit reviews
Another continuation of one of my music drabbles! Inspired by the Barenaked Ladies song, One Week. Jane/Lisbon of course NOW COMPLETE
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 14,345 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 7/2/2009 - Published: 6/9/2009 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Tempting Fate by DarkSideCaptive reviews
Prince Caspian. Slight AU at the end. The Pevensies have returned, unaware of the fact that everything as they know is about to change. Especially between two brothers. Peter/Edmund slash. Don't like, then don't read.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 55,586 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 6/8/2009 - Published: 7/28/2008 - Edmund Pevensie, Peter Pevensie
Riza encounters a beasty by slinko reviews
Riza is trapped in a cursed castle. Can she escape? Will this candlestick ever get any manners? And What IS that thing in her room with a frying pan?
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 19,334 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 5/31/2009 - Published: 7/24/2006 - Riza H., Roy M.
Because I hate Jordan and Daisy by Kinkary reviews
Because Gatsby/Nick is the only acceptable pairing that could ever come from this book. Ever. Nothing else is good or would work out. Ever. Not going to be long, a few chapters, all very short. Enjoy. *disclaimer: It's Fitzgeralds. I'm not making money.*
Great Gatsby - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 528 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 17 - Published: 5/11/2009
The Romance of the Darkness by queen scheherazade reviews
So, basically another angsty "back-in-the-real-world" slashy, incest Narnia fic. Don't like don't read...
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,444 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 3/1/2009 - Published: 11/15/2008 - Peter Pevensie, Edmund Pevensie
Everything That Mattered by blerghy reviews
There was always something there, some feeling that Edmund had always acknowledged. As the feeling escalates, he and Caspian find themselves swept into something that neither of them had ever dared to dream of before. CaspianEdmund.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 25,806 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 12/25/2008 - Published: 8/1/2008 - Edmund Pevensie, Caspian X - Complete
Dawn by MirellaArabesque reviews
It's the morning after the rumble, and everything has changed. AnybodysxIce, Anybodys' POV.
West Side Story - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,907 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Published: 12/23/2008 - Complete
Come Back Tomorrow by zombiexsmile reviews
REWRITE. Dr. Harleen Quinzel is a serious girl in a serious world. But can all that change when she is assigned to Arkham's newest patient? Joker/Harley. Nolanverse, of course.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,149 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 11/27/2008 - Published: 11/26/2008 - Joker
The Rooftop by nleslie reviews
AKA: The Blonde Haired, Blue Eyed Boy Who Could Do Anything. -- It's Friday night, but Max would rather spend the evening with his best friend. Jude/Max R&R! Uploaded like, eight times. Sorry if I confused anyone! :P
Across the Universe - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,109 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/24/2008 - Complete
Brothers and Kings by Ferosh reviews
They are older now. Older and so in love. But Narnia seems unwelcoming of it.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,381 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 9/16/2008 - Published: 8/18/2008 - Edmund Pevensie, Peter Pevensie - Complete
Blue Light by FrankieSunflower reviews
A pretty little drabble about Caspian's feelings for Peter. SLASH but no explicit stuff.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 370 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/30/2008 - Caspian X, Peter Pevensie - Complete
Dead in the Water by ashinsnow reviews
DEADLIEST CATCH FIC: A story of a father's love for his sons, a brother's love for his brother and the love of the family that is the crew on the Cornelia Marie.
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,870 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 7/29/2008 - Published: 7/18/2008
Disney Song Parodies by CC Lartson reviews
A collection of Disney songs whose lyrics have been rewritten to have to do with marching band.
Marching Band - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,161 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/10/2008 - Published: 3/10/2007
Folding Socks on Wednesdays by Rory J. Evans reviews
Peter/Caspian. Companion piece to Bliss. He loves him, every little piece of him: the parts that he wants to touch, can touch, can be touched, and all those that can't. Why can't Peter admit it to himself that he does too?
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,265 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/4/2008 - Peter Pevensie, Caspian X - Complete
All My Love by Inuyasha-is-my-home-dog reviews
Inuyasha and Kikyo's daughter are slowly falling in love. But what about Kagome? What does she thing of all of this? Join Inuyasha, the gang, and some new found friends as they discover love, hate, and much much more...
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,363 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/30/2008 - Published: 1/18/2007 - Inuyasha
Mysteries and Salt Water by Inuyasha-is-my-home-dog reviews
Captain Englehorn wasn't mush for suprises. Or over excited girls on his ship. That is... until he met Jane...
King Kong - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,094 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/30/2008 - Published: 6/18/2008
Bliss by Rory J. Evans reviews
Peter/Caspian. They're not in love. Peter knows that. Doesn't he?
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,452 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/21/2008 - Peter Pevensie, Caspian X - Complete
Steadfast Heart by Sentimental Star reviews
**COMPLETE** This, this was the hardest part about being a younger brother, the worst part about being the younger king...--Brotherfic. Moviebased.-- --SPOILERS--
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,199 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 304 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 6/15/2008 - Published: 5/20/2008 - Edmund Pevensie, Peter Pevensie - Complete
Don't Drink by Smackalicious reviews
and Wear White Shirts While with Tony and McGee. Just slightly crack!fic. Gibbs discovers that Ziva is a clumsy drunk. Many pairings, from het to slash to threesomes and moresomes. You've been warned.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,315 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/11/2008 - Ziva D., Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
Taste In Men by Smackalicious reviews
Tony informs McGee of the duty he needs to perform as his partner. McNozzo, so slash. Non-explicit, though. You've been warned. Shameless movie referencing and Placebo song title stealing.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,960 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/2/2008 - Tim M., Tony D. - Complete
A Secret Past by missalexdiva18 reviews
Sakura has moved over ten times. She's sick of it and wants to stop it. When her family moves again, she starts Konhona Boarding School. Will love bloom while she's there? What about her secret past? Who's her roommate?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 17,831 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 2/11/2008 - Published: 6/21/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Bad Boy by Hippielover459 reviews
You were tied to the beds headboard as your best friend has his way with you. GordieChris. [Gordie's POV]
Stand By Me - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 710 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/8/2007 - Complete
Verboten by Ariadne The Alchemist reviews
Ed contemplates on the past, Al yearns for the future. Suddenly, in an unexpected miracle, everything falls back into place. With Al’s newly restored body, how will he deal with his feelings toward himself, toward his friends, toward his... brother? EdAl.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 75,551 - Reviews: 316 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 12/6/2007 - Published: 11/12/2005 - Alphonse E., Edward E.
Inscribing Epistles by The Magnificent Duo reviews
Over the summer, Remus and Sirius are going to write to each other. Eventual SBRL at some point in the future Cowritten by Lykaios Nyx and Captain Oz.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 38,450 - Reviews: 539 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 176 - Updated: 12/5/2007 - Published: 7/14/2006 - Sirius B., Remus L.
Three's Company by Accio Abarero reviews
Pixar's Ratatouille Fic. And although he'd been the cause of the forwarding of their relationship in the first place, Remy was beginning to feel like a fourlegged thirdwheel. [LinguiniColette]
Disney - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,389 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/21/2007 - Complete
Excess by sing-oldsongs reviews
There is a blank spot in his memory and no one in his bed. SiriusxRemus. Hogwartsera.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,211 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Published: 11/3/2007 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Love is the Drug that Makes you Smug by Your Destructive Fever reviews
...'at least we know where Moonys wand is.' With RLSB...and snippets of JPLE in the backround. Remus and Sirius are dating, but well, how do they tell James? Cue Lily's help. Bets, public displays of affection and illtimed jokes ensue. Try it, yeah? R&R.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,122 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 11/2/2007 - Published: 8/9/2006 - Remus L., Sirius B.
Beware Our Insanity by EdwardAddict reviews
The random antics of my band and its members. Insane. Crazy. Dorks. Yes, we're all that and more. A nerdy Band is... list from a nerdy band kid. We walk the talk and talk the walk. Can you? New update
Marching Band - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,604 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/25/2007 - Published: 6/3/2006 - Complete
Era of Confusion by Akuneisa reviews
[Elricest] A collection of OneShots and Drabbles centered mainly on our two favorite brothers. Rating just to be safe.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 20,195 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/20/2007 - Published: 8/10/2006 - Edward E., Alphonse E.
The Mannequin Garden by Miyamashi reviews
Dear Reader, whoever you may be, I have a story to tell, and if you're willing to listen, it starts like this: HikaruXKaoru No longer a oneshot, because Hikaru's reply is here! Chapter 3 to come.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,216 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 6/3/2007 - Published: 10/28/2006 - Kaoru H., Hikaru H.
I'm Bringin' Sexy Back by missalexdiva18 reviews
Title really speaks for itself...Want to know? Click and find out...R&R plz
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 735 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/21/2007 - Complete
The Marauders: Padfoot by genies9 reviews
Part I of IV. This is the story of Marauders' last two years at Hogwarts, filled with classes, danger, and love. First up is Sirius...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 951 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/21/2007 - Sirius B., OC
Difference by Jiia-chan reviews
That was the only difference between them, really. It wasn't much. Just a shift in perspective. Just a different point of view. But, when it gets down to it, that little difference is all that really matters. Strange angsty fluff...ness. RaitoXL.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,416 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/18/2007 - L, Light Y. - Complete
The Snark of St Gregarious by bardvahalla reviews
Seekest thou the word of the Shored? Seekest it here
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Spiritual - Chapters: 18 - Words: 7,400 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 4/6/2007 - Published: 11/26/2005
Forbidden Fruit by Hecate Dark Goddess reviews
After Commodore James Norrington's ship is lost in the Hurricane, he is found washed up on a beach by some nuns of a nearby abbey. NOC. Slightly AU. Longer summary inside. Please review!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,948 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/5/2007 - Published: 3/31/2007
When Can I See You Again? by Aline Banhara reviews
This is another fanfic for RobertSophie shippers. My vision of what could have happened in Florence. If your intention is reading mystery, adventure or thriller, you may skip to another story, for this one is pure fluff. I hope you enjoy it anyway!
Robert Langdon series - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 20,903 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/2/2007 - Published: 8/21/2006 - Complete
Cliché by Fuyu no Miko Sama reviews
PARODY. MUCHO HUMOR. 100 guarantee you will laugh. Hard. My own spin on numerous Inuyasha clichés. All Pairings. Rated for Cussing, and whatever else happens along the way. My fingers have a mind of their own XD Cliché 1: Healing an Injured Sess. SessKag
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,511 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 2/21/2007 - Published: 1/14/2007 - Sesshomaru, Kagome H.
Stupid & Stupider: The Revenge of the Idiots by Serena Kenobi reviews
A parody of Revenge of the Sith. Anakin loves detonators and skateboards, Obi Wan's a space pirate, Soda's a Pepsiaholic, Scalpatine's a figurine collector, and Crabme is a neat freak.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 44 - Words: 45,585 - Reviews: 305 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 2/13/2007 - Published: 11/6/2005 - Obi-Wan K., Anakin Skywalker - Complete
Marauder Madness by Xx Paws xX reviews
A Hogwarts school year with the Marauders is guaranteed to be a hectic one, and seventh year is no exception. James, Lily, and their friends have to deal with love, loss, heartbreak, and the sudden outburst of fear that could only be caused by Voldemort.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 38 - Words: 53,503 - Reviews: 377 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 1/13/2007 - Published: 9/3/2006 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Equivalent Exchange by Maiden of the Moon reviews
Love may come at a cost, but it will always be equivalent exchange. [A collection of unrelated Elricest ficlets. Corny fluff & angst ahoy!]
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 21,493 - Reviews: 242 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 12/17/2006 - Published: 1/30/2006 - Edward E., Alphonse E.
In The Wings by the green lama reviews
Englehorn and Jimmy watch from the wings as the events of Carl's doomed stage show unfold. But what part will they play in the evening that follows?
King Kong - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,318 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/28/2006 - Published: 11/15/2006 - Complete
Diaries from Band Camp by Frost Hobbit reviews
Point of views of different band members as they go through one crazy week of band camp.
Marching Band - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 5,790 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/16/2006 - Published: 10/15/2006 - Complete
Our Bohemian Rhapsody by RavenToriBlack reviews
Read to find out. oneshot .Twincest. Dedicated to my friend wickedlylady. Rated T. Soft M.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,872 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/8/2006 - Hikaru H., Kaoru H. - Complete
Are You Ready by Nixxie-the-Lizard reviews
Concert Band centered. Mr. Niko, why do you have my cell number?
Marching Band - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 451 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/26/2006 - Complete
Golden Flower by Broken-and-fallen reviews
He watches it with a sort of sick fascination. A group of one shots. Angst, and the first one is a tad disturbing. RoyEd.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 3,660 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 10/7/2006 - Published: 4/9/2006 - Edward E., Roy M.
Under the Lights by Lazy Fedora reviews
Under the lights, people forget themselves. Under the lights, anything can happen. Oneshotdrabble, completed.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 421 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/30/2006 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Behind Closed Doors by Autumn Dragon reviews
Heading to the host club early in the morning, Tamaki hears something he wish he hadn't. But... what is really happening behind the closed doors of the host club? Oneshot with a twist. Rated for sexual reference.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,049 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/28/2006 - Hikaru H., Kaoru H. - Complete
Seeing Double by house-of-insanity reviews
House is challenged with the puzzling case of saving a set of twins, one of which is extremely sick and the other of which is extremely unhappy. Case style.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 11 - Words: 34,514 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 8/2/2006 - Published: 3/7/2006 - Complete
Broken Pens by Cashmeritan reviews
Roy helps Riza out of a tricky predicament. Reassembling her broken pen! But...what will follow? :O ROYAI insanity and fluff!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 985 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/27/2006 - Roy M., Riza H. - Complete
Crouching Kaoru, Hidden Script by Elle the Brat reviews
Kaoru writes a new script, and wants to know why Hikaru rejects it. Add in some crack!plot, twincest and a short attention span, and you have this fic. SLIGHT BOY LOVE.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,380 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 24 - Published: 7/20/2006 - Hikaru H., Kaoru H. - Complete
Philosophy Lesson by TheShoelessOne reviews
[DMC] Night comes to The Black Pearl. Norrington and Elizabeth find something to talk about.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,707 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/13/2006 - Complete
The Wizard of Central by Mairanu reviews
The Wicked ‘Witch’ of the West is trying to get Ed and his dog Den out of central. So Ed is advised by Havoc to get help from the Good Witch of the North and the Wizard of Central.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 790 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/13/2006 - Edward E., Roy M.
Band Geekism by squeak029 reviews
Updated 61406. Similar to canadianbandgeeklizzie's listing, a list of some of the things that define a band geek. mild insanity involved.
Marching Band - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,097 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/14/2006 - Published: 4/5/2006
Why by Barigirl381 reviews
The other day a friend of mine asked me why i joined marching band. This is what I told him..Updated June 9th
Marching Band - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,307 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/9/2006 - Published: 2/19/2006 - Complete
The Question He Asked by The Great KillerChicken reviews
When Ginny begins reading a journal entry of Hermione's, things become topsyturvy for Hermione and Ron!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,311 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/7/2006 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
The Art of War: R3M1X by Maiden of the Moon reviews
Sent back to Lior without any explanation, the Elrics are forced to face their most dangerous enemies yet: themselves. Hello, Pride and Vengeance...[Elricest, PrideEdxVegAl, language, lime]
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,829 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/29/2006 - Alphonse E., Edward E. - Complete
The Other Side by Aramante reviews
CROSSOVER. AU. A very dark twist on the stories of Peter Pan, Alice in Wonderland, and The Wizard of Oz. Three girls meet & share their strange experiences, forming an unlikely bond that is tested when Peter returns to kidnap one of Wendy's new friends
Book X-overs - Rated: T - English - Horror/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,683 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/8/2006 - Published: 3/1/2006
How to live with a Neurotic Band Nerd by TalksLikeJin reviews
Lets face it, band nerds are neurotic. But how do you live with them? How do they end up this way? And can it be cured? Read to find out.
Marching Band - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 970 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/4/2006
Links in the Chain by Lacey52 reviews
[Currently under construction, though it is done.] An exploration of the 'psychic connection' that Danny and Sam are famous for. Is it real or was it a game? This is the explanation behind the label, the whys, whens, and hows. DxS focus.
Danny Phantom - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 61 - Words: 253,685 - Reviews: 1011 - Favs: 665 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 2/28/2006 - Published: 11/21/2005 - Danny F., Sam M. - Complete
Primed for Competition by heart2handgun reviews
Follow Lauryn through the class period where she hears that her Marching Band will not be competiting next year. ONESHOT
Marching Band - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,774 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/19/2006 - Complete
Versions of Darkness by Foalshan reviews
I get a kick out of Disney movies. All of those stories could be SO angsty, if someone read it right. I'm rewriting some passionate scenes from a variety of those movies for my own personal enjoyment. Probably not for the kiddies.
Disney - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 19,367 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 1/15/2006 - Published: 8/5/2004
Second family by Barigirl381 reviews
The title says it all: just about the band and such. Keep in mind that this is comming from missing mb a lot so yeah
Marching Band - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 302 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/25/2005
Whose Line Is It Anyway FMA Style by Cross Of Sapphire reviews
That overly cliched humor of Whose Line strikes again! Only this time, the FullMetal gang is pulled into it! Reviews required to continue writing parody.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,189 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 15 - Published: 12/17/2005
No Music Left Behind by trumpet echoes reviews
If you're reading this page, odds are you love marching band. So what if someone decided to take it all away? I think you know what you would do. Rated T just to be safe.
Marching Band - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,239 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/14/2005 - Complete
Here's Your Lettah by wifeofxasonnex reviews
A silly oneshot about what happened on the day that Steve and Blue received a ticking package. T for subject matter, not content. Caution: character death.
Blue's Clues - Rated: T - English - Parody/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,464 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 5 - Published: 7/20/2005 - Complete
The Nights by Annwyd reviews
Colonel Mustang and Lieutenant Hawkeye have their routines at night as well as during the day.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 911 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/1/2005 - Riza H., Roy M. - Complete
Need, Want, Love, Take by GhostHelwig reviews
Eddy must come to grips with what he wants... Slash.
Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 807 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/23/2004 - Eddy, Edd - Complete
In the Arms of an Angel by RavenclawGrrl reviews
Sirius develops a relationship with someone special while staying at Number Twelve Grimmauld Place. OotP spoilers.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,317 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/8/2003 - Sirius B., N. Tonks - Complete
Promise by i-nv-u50 reviews
Chris/Gordie slash... Takes place when they're older. Chris is going through some really hard times, and Gordie wants to do something to help, to make Chris back into the best friend that he knew....
Stand By Me - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,250 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/7/2003
The Forbidden Love Episode 03 by The Old Sock reviews
Groupies give Bear a hard time about the pot.
Bear In The Big Blue House - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,839 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Published: 10/16/2002
The Lost Episode of Bear in the Big Blue House by Hillside Dancing On reviews
This is a twisted, nasty episode. But I want to make little kids cry. Enjoy the nastyness of Bear at his worst!
Bear In The Big Blue House - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 426 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/29/2002
Views from a bass clarinet by basscchich2004 reviews
Have you ever wanted to know what a bass clarinet thought of band. Probebly the same as other sections. But really, read and review. This is my first one.
Marching Band - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 356 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 5 - Published: 11/11/2001
Let the Butterfly Soar by Goddess Myzt reviews
A slash fan fiction. Chris and Gordie, under the tree in the woods at night ... the first of what I hope will become an ongoing series.
Stand By Me - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 763 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/13/2001
A Long Night's Journey Into Cairo by robot iconography reviews
The trouble about riding off into the sunset is that sooner or later it gets dark. :)
Mummy - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,323 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/29/2000
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Kissin' Krakowski reviews
From the moment he saw her, he knew he'd never forget that red kiss and those hazel eyes. Donny/OC
Inglourious Basterds - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,690 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 4/14/2011 - Published: 4/2/2011 - Donny D.
The Ballerina & The Boy reviews
What she imagined and what he missed. Jimmy/OC
King Kong - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 783 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/6/2011 - Complete
DDay Plus Seven reviews
I feel as if I am one of them, not a measly embedded reporter who's never seen combat in her entire life, and who's never been out of high heels for so long before... all I want to do is stay alive long enough to get my story printed."
Saving Private Ryan - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 552 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/4/2010 - Complete
The Hatter, the Hare, and the British reviews
My thoughts about the Tea Act while in U.S. History.
Alice in Wonderland - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 248 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 13 - Published: 2/8/2007 - Complete