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Joined 01-29-06, id: 980599, Profile Updated: 09-08-09
Author has written 16 stories for Kingdom Hearts, Fullmetal Alchemist, Naruto, Angel Sanctuary, Blade, and Glee.

Name: Abbandon

Age: 19

Sex: (no thank you) Female

Sexuality: None ya

Favorite Animes: Full Metal Alchemist, Yu Yu Hakusho, Fujimi Symphony Orchestra, Naruto, InuYasha, Nana (more read the manga than watched the anime), Cowboy Bebop, Trigun, Blood, and pretty much everything but

Hated Animes: Dragonball and Yu-gi-oh GX

Favorite Author: Poppy Z. Brite (aspires to be like her)

Favorite Cartoons: Rugrats, Invader ZIM, Hey Arnold, Teen Titans, Avatar: The Last Airbender, Powerpuff Girl, Fairly Oddparents, and Danny Phantom

Somewhere Betwixt Cartoon: Xiaolin Showdown

Least Favorite Cartoons: Billy and Mandy's Grim Adventures, Courage the Cowardly Dog, Ed, Edd, and Eddy, Ren and Stimpy (I think that's how you spell it... most hated cartoon), and Catscratch

Favorite Movies: In Hell, The Lost Boys, Tomie, Nightmare Before Christmas, Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory (not to be confused with Charlie and the Chocolate Factory), Donnie Darko, Jackass the Movie, Jackass 2, Elephant, House of a 1000 Corpses, Audition, Saw I & II, All Nightmare on Em Street films, Jason X, The Color Purple, White Oleander, Titanic, Hey Arnold the Movie, Take the Lead, Cry Wolf, Brick, Step Up, Honey, Constantine etc.

Favorite Books: Drawing Blood, Lost Souls, Wormwood, Alice and Wonderland, Prime, Liquor, The Value of X, The Name of the Rose, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, All of the Daughter of the Moon books, All Harry Potter books, Every book ever written by Anne Rice, etc... I'm very well read

Favorite Bands: Malice Mizer, HIM, L'arc~en~ciel, 3 days Grace, Nickleback, Gackt, most Disney... the new stuff kinda sucks though, Utada Hikaru, Ayumi Hamasaki, Dir en Gray, CKY, Marilyn Manson, Incubus, Rob Zombie, The Fray, TM Revolution, UVERworld, Mushroomhead (don't ask, don't tell policy), Nirvana (I can't believe I forgot to add that orginally), Sublime, Pink Floyd (another one that I can't believe I forgot to add first time around) Louie Key's Band (don't bother looking them up... I'll tell you when they are really famous)... and when I actually bother to think I'll add more.

Favorite Quote (for now, it changes every week): "She's good for one day of comfort, only because she has suffered." -Flyleaf "Fully Alive"

My Quote (changes): "If this is awkward... you weren't paying attention..." -Skeri & I

Well... after being on the site for a few years... I decided that I should give you guys a desciption. Not a physical one, I don't really feel like telling anyone what I look like. I look however you imagine me to look and that's enough for me. Let's see... Abbandon is... well, even Abbandon doesn't know what Abbandon really is. Abbandon is female, but I'm sure everyone knew that. Abbandon is a female with the capacity to love to much and hate to little. She may seem angry and hard to handle sometimes but that's just how she is. Abbandon is just one side of the author. Abbandon is the creativity and the voice, the boisterious one who can't help but speak her mind and write down how she feels and how she lives. She has the longest and the shortest attention span on the planet. She likes to write dark things not because she herself is dark but because she wants to take all the darkness out of her. She can smile and laugh and skip up and down streets and hallways. She can deal drugs or work as a storekeeper, she's multiversital. There's more to her than you can see...

Okay well... that's all you really know about me other than my favorite pairings include, RikuSora, AxelRoxas, SquallSeifer, LeonCloud, CloudZack... AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA... VAM, HarryDraco, RemusSirius, BakuraRyou, NarutoSasuke, Chack, House/Wilson, Chastine, .. etc... Oh and I HATE KAIRI AND SORA! BIG NO!

Alright much love and Arsenic...

Abbandon

P.S. I am sorry to say that there will be no more fics like Go to Bed, Sasuke, Dearest Little Brother and Orochimaru's Sex Education Class (and other such sordid affairs). That part of my life has unfortunately passed as fun as it was. As much as I would like to continue writing them... it is impossible without my co-author, Darling Malfunction, and she is out of commission. So... to all of those who enjoyed these crack-filled stories... I am so very sorry that there will be no more. Thank you for your patronage.

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The Ultimate Uke Syndrome by rosesareblue reviews
If it looks like a girl, it's a boy. Yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 124,813 - Reviews: 3855 - Favs: 2,096 - Follows: 1,714 - Updated: 2/10 - Published: 2/2/2005 - Naruto U., Gaara - Complete
Funnies by PissedOffEskimo reviews
Episodic script play. The little things my deviant brain hears with every episode, mostly because I watched way too much MST3K as a child.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 23,060 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 5/27/2014 - Published: 1/4/2007 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
The Cup of Trembling by Qismat Qami reviews
AU. LxLight, dark!fic. "As I was going up the stair I saw a man who wasn’t there. He wasn’t there again today. I wish, I wish he’d stay away."
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,264 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 6/1/2010 - Published: 7/15/2008 - L, Light Y.
I Love Teaching by writehanded reviews
Uzumaki Naruto is a young, popular English teacher at Konoha High School. His calm, uncomplicated life is turned on its head when Uchiha Sasuke, a gorgeous senior, puts the moves on his sensei—big time. SasuNaru. Warnings and such inside.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 29,552 - Reviews: 887 - Favs: 996 - Follows: 1,056 - Updated: 2/1/2008 - Published: 6/4/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Not So Straight by inthemusicbox reviews
Riku didn't mind that Sora was straight when Riku wasn't, it just ripped him apart over and over. Then again, there was much Riku didn't know about his best friend. Sora x Kairi,Riku x Sora
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,675 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/14/2007 - Riku, Sora
Extremes by Muikai reviews
Do not read this story. [ Rated for disturbing content. ]
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,742 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 11/19/2007 - Published: 8/26/2006 - Riku, Sora - Complete
On Glass Wings by inthemusicbox reviews
«Part 2 out of 3» «One More Night» After all was said and done normality was all Sora wanted. But fate was out to show him that his ordeals were far from over. [RikuSora][AU][Side Pairings]
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 53 - Words: 295,910 - Reviews: 1098 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 11/9/2007 - Published: 7/3/2006 - Riku, Sora
Humanity by writehanded reviews
In a world where pets look like humans, the concept of humanity is vague at best. Telling the difference between humans and animals is a daily stuggle. For Sasuke, it's not only a struggle—it's his life.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,287 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 283 - Updated: 9/30/2007 - Published: 8/15/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Long, Long Time Ago by AlexPrime reviews
She looked at him, a smile of pure delight on her face as fairies flew around in joy, and the whole realm stood to welcome her, once glorious applause that shook the entire palace… Fauns POV about the event before, during, and after the movie.
Pan's Labyrinth/El laberinto del fauno - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,833 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 44 - Published: 8/14/2007 - Complete
Needleotica by Muikai reviews
Riku likes needles.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 777 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/16/2007 - Riku, Sora - Complete
Toys by flying metal child reviews
Now a collection of oneshots of the varied sort. Toys make us happy, complete us, distract us, and serve as substitutes for the things we really need but sometimes don't want.
Legal Drug - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,667 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 5/14/2007 - Published: 3/9/2006 - Complete
Regardless of what I wish by dead edged blade reviews
First fic. Itachi is back and he has something planned for Naruto and his younger brother. It may break thier lives apart. Using his sharingan he rapes the poor fox boy for a period of 7 days. What will become of the boy? Warning: may suck because I wrote
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,825 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 3/19/2007 - Published: 7/11/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Chances In Life by XO'MagickMoon'OX reviews
Riku's a passionate musician who doesn't believe in love. Sora just didn't think he'd ever find love. What happens when they meet? [AU] [RikuxSora]
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 63,874 - Reviews: 626 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 245 - Updated: 12/11/2006 - Published: 12/26/2005 - Riku, Sora
Recollections by dead edged blade reviews
In the Wave Country, Sasuke falls before Naruto, leaving the kitsune haunted with the diying image of the raven. Sasuke finds a way to make sure Naruto know he is alive...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,797 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 23 - Published: 10/17/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Peaceworld by Muikai reviews
Trees, grass, sky. SoraxRiku
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,532 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/17/2006 - Riku, Sora - Complete
Harry Potter and the Children of the Future by Ahja Reyn reviews
In Harry's 7th year, children from the future suddenly appear at Hogwarts and one of them claims to be Harry's son. Problem is, Harry isn't the only father...DMHP [NO male preg]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 83,177 - Reviews: 2164 - Favs: 1,973 - Follows: 631 - Updated: 9/5/2006 - Published: 8/21/2004 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Control by Usagi Youkai reviews
JetSokka, ZukoSokka[Later], continued. Sokka stays with Jet for sexual relief, at least until Zuko comes into the picture
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,536 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 9/5/2006 - Published: 3/6/2006 - Sokka, Zuko
The Cup of Trembling by Yxonomei reviews
[shounen ai, RikuSora, disturbing content] Hell is a slowly unraveling mind and a world that never changes.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,890 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/7/2006 - Riku, Sora - Complete
A Silent Altar of a Silent God by Yxonomei reviews
[shounen ai, RikuSora, dark themes, character death] And all night long we have not stirr'd, And yet God has not said a word! [Porphyria's Lover]
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,092 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/27/2006 - Riku, Sora - Complete
To Make a Lamb by Yxonomei reviews
[RikuSora, highly disturbing content, dark themes, castration] Riku will make Sora pure.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Horror/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,118 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/26/2006 - Riku, Sora - Complete
Lollipop Baby Boy by Yxonomei reviews
[Yaoi, RikuSora, cross dressing, non consensual themes] Sora in a skirt has Riku seeing red.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,797 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 6/17/2006 - Published: 6/7/2006 - Riku, Sora - Complete
Heads by Yxonomei reviews
[Yaoi, het, RikuSora, brief SoraKairi, coercion, ambiguous consent] Riku interrupts an intimate moment between his friends. Then he takes over.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,896 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 14 - Published: 6/17/2006 - Riku, Sora - Complete
Prince of a Flower Crown by Yxonomei reviews
[RikuSora, Yaoi, possibly disturbing content] Riku would keep Sora in a box... keep the boy tucked away where only he can find him.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,553 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/19/2006 - Riku, Sora - Complete
Memories Of Me by Gillian Middleton reviews
While investigating a routine curse in a small California town Dean loses his memory. With only his brother to lean on feelings begin to develop that aren't exactly brotherly. How's Sam going to cope with that?
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 29,712 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 450 - Follows: 61 - Published: 4/30/2006 - Complete
Goblin Market by Yxonomei reviews
[yaoi, RikuSora, possibly disturbing content] Broken hearted, Sora finds himself spiraling down into an erotic nightmare.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,360 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/30/2006 - Riku, Sora - Complete
Konoha Garden by eta-carinae23 reviews
AU, Yaoi, Naruto lives in a brothel run by his aunt, Tsunade. He is talked into crossdressing as a girl to serve a group of royal nobles one night, and all goes horribly wrong when his identity is found out by none other than Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 34,933 - Reviews: 351 - Favs: 507 - Follows: 572 - Updated: 3/24/2006 - Published: 4/25/2005 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Somewhere I Belong by DarlingMalfunction reviews
How do we know we belong......
Cowboy Bebop - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,528 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 10/6/2003
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Only a Dollar reviews
Sam felt very strongly for Finn Hudson, and it killed him watching Quinn kiss him. He'd give anything to kiss him, just once. Sam has a dollar and a chance to make his dream come true. AU of events in Silly Love Songs
Glee - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,638 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/2/2011 - Finn H., Sam E. - Complete
I'm Glad You're Here reviews
Finn's sad and Sam's always there to comfort a friend. Based off of the Glee Facebook RP.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,923 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/15/2010 - Sam E., Finn H. - Complete
Sinfully Pure reviews
Formally titled Children of God and Satan. Sora is an innocent, pious Catholic boy. Riku is a member of a notorious cult. When Sora becomes the interest of the leader of the cult, Riku must capture him to prove his loyalty. But what if he falls for him?
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 45,019 - Reviews: 376 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 198 - Updated: 7/4/2008 - Published: 2/25/2006 - Sora, Riku
Familiar reviews
Before he was an egotistical vampire with a god complex, Deacon Frost was a human. So how did he become a vampire? How did he get to become such an monster?
Blade - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,671 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/7/2008
Orochimaru's Sex Education Class reviews
Sasuke was taught lots of things. Just not the things that would help reach his goal of reviving his clan. So, Orochimaru has come to help him.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,487 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/28/2007 - Sasuke U., Orochimaru - Complete
Mixed Signals reviews
Sora Strife had always been afraid of Riku Harada, ever since they had met in the ninth grade. Now an encounter with Riku has Sora's mind reeling and left him desperate for answers why. SoraRiku... of course. Shounenai
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,132 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 17 - Published: 8/21/2007 - Riku, Sora
Go to bed, Sasuke! reviews
Sasuke just won't go to bed... What's an older brother to do? Make him of course... slight humor
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,363 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 5/1/2007 - Published: 3/11/2007 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Dual Sides reviews
Okay... So Sora was just a bit different from the other people he had met through his lifetime... but that didn't change who he was... But, really, who was he? YAOI!
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,454 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/5/2007 - Riku, Sora
Same Face, Different People reviews
One can only imagine... or maybe not, loving someone with everything that you have and they don't realize it. But while you are pining for someone who doesn't love you... maybe there is someone who is waiting for you to notice that they need you. Yaoi
Angel Sanctuary - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 857 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/5/2007 - Kira S., Kato Y. - Complete
Stained Beauty reviews
The Prince of the land was beautiful, blindingly beautiful. But that's that problem, you can't look at him without going blind. How can one find love this way? Fairy tale style... my way. Yaoi Bad summary, good story I promise.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,291 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/8/2007 - Riku, Sora - Complete
Earth, Sky, and Sea reviews
They have always been a trio, the Trinity of Destiny Islands. But now things are changing, emotions are evolving. Three different stories, three different points of view... all with the same outcome... someone is going to be left behind. ANGST!
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,134 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 11/19/2006 - Published: 11/12/2006 - Riku, Sora
Lips of an Angel reviews
You know when you break up with someone and after a while you feel as if you're over them completely? You've got someone new and things are going great... but then one day you get a call. And you realize... those feelings were never really gone...
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,466 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/14/2006 - Riku, Sora - Complete
A Full Metal Fairy Tale reviews
What if the one thing in life you wanted came true at the moment you least expected it? What if one person could make all your dreams come true with only a few words and a dance? That would be a real fairy tale. Edwin
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,584 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/29/2006 - Edward E., Winry R. - Complete
I Can't Stop the Madness reviews
Axel has challenged Riku to a game. Objective of the game: Scare the target. The Target: Sora. The game starts out as harmless... but what happens when Riku gets too into character? And what might happen if Sora finds out? Contains yaoi
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,198 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 30 - Published: 8/1/2006 - Riku, Sora
She's No You reviews
This is a AkuRoku fic... that was come up with on a late, late night with nothing else to do. Axel is jealous and is freaking out. Will Roxas find out his feelings? Shonenai.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,840 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/23/2006 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
So Why Did You? reviews
Riku is wondering why Sora came back for him despite what he had told him. This is a gift fic for my good friend, Ramichan. I JUST HOPE THAT SHE REMEMBERS TO READ IT! Yaoi.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,231 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/23/2006 - Riku, Sora - Complete