Author has written 9 stories for Harry Potter, Card Captor Sakura, and Code Geass.
Minute Maid currently... is (NOT) doing some hardcore writing. Yes, really. (As in, is REALLY Just Rifting. If YOU are rifting, let's rift together!)
Here's the TL;DR version: I like pie, and I like Minute Maid.
Feel free to stalk me, I probably won't say anything about it even if I notice because I'll like the attention. If you tell me beforehand I may even help you in your illegal endeavours. I'm not even bothered by private messages of eternal love and devotion, but I will delete offensive ones with extreme prejudice. If my web-presence is the extent of your stalking, you can find me under the same username or similar variant.
I would like to explicitly state at this point, for legal reasons, that I do not condone stalking someone.
Message me whenever you like, I'll get back to you in a timely manner. Ask me about anything; my favourite colour, my favourite pie recipe, my thoughts on world domination. I have no secrets. And no, I don't remember you from the forest.
My policy has not changed (unless you count the lack of bolding): No Reviews = No Updates. Although if it's on a schedule it'll come out anyway. Reviews may just make it happen faster.
NEWS UPDATES = STUFF TO READ
January 18, 2014 - Rejoice! For "Liar Liar" Chapter 15 is out! See? I made good on my word from last week. This time anyway. See you all in a month! Maybe even sooner! If I receive enough begging!
February 28, 2014 - "Liar Liar" Chapter 16 has been released! I may also be convinced to let loose Chapter 17 early in March, but will require copious amounts of bribery to speed up my schedule. So instead of an eternity, you can have it an eternity minus one day faster. (I was also planning to update after Canada won both golds in hockey, but then got caught up in sticking it to the other countries. I mean. Uh. Actually, no, that's exactly what I mean.)
March 05, 2014 - I'm not going to be updating "Liar Liar" for March. Between Diablo III: RoS, Bravely Default, Zelda, and Tax Season, I will be sufficiently too distracted to do any writing. In exchange I'll be updating early April. And by early I mean my definition of early—which you should all be familiar with by now.
April 17, 2014 - I'll be updating stuff this weekend. Look forward to it! (Looking back, that there was a lie.)
May 19, 2014 - "Liar Liar" Chapter 17 has been released! I didn't think Tax Season would drown me so much, but it did, and I needed a week or so to recover. I also waffled over actually releasing the chapter because I wasn't too sure about how it came out. I thought to myself, "This might be toeing the line on acceptable and unacceptable subject matter." I probably rewrote the thing seven times with the same results before throwing in the towel. I extend a sincere apology if it bothers anyone. And if it didn't, then don't worry about it. On another note, I'll see about finishing up "Salvation Through Faith" and "Knight by Conscription" and finally wash my hands of the Code Geass fandom. It was fun while it lasted but the magic is no longer there.
September 5, 2014 - "Liar Liar" Chapter 18 has been released! That means you have all weekend to read it. And review. And send me pie and Minute Maid orange juice. I'll even give you my address. Seriously. Also, I have been seriously rifting. As in GRifting. Oh ladders, you can be so cruel to me every day. Pushing me farther than I want to go just to beat out everyone else. I achieved M6 and now I need to rank on the ladder. But, seriously, 30? 31? Some of these people are crazy and have no life. (We're alike in that way.)
BTW - This space is constantly (that is a hyperbole, btw) updated, so check back often! Older news is available to you on my forum under the "NEWS" topic.
FictionPress.com - Original work.
- You can also find me here, but you'll have to dust off the cobwebs if you're insistent on visiting.
I figure I'll say this now:
I write characters based on the setting they're put into and the influences they might have come across to the point where the story starts. If it's canon-based their characters will be canon, but I hardly write canon so HUZZAH FOR CREATIVE LOOP-HOLES. But, seriously, no QQing about stuff like that or I'm going to tell you to go fly a kite. I recommend red ones. They tend to get higher altitude because of their ability to absorb heat better. The ones that are decorated with flames are even better. Sunlight is absolutely attracted to flame designs. You could say that the sun finds them super hot. HA! Hot! Get it? Sun? Hot? It's because the sun is... No, I'm not sorry for that one.
Stories Being Worked On:
Liar Liar (Code Geass)
Status: Writing Chapter 20
Update Schedule: Monthly*
Progress: Chapter 18: If It's Not Broken, Break It
Lelouch Lamperouge; lady-killer, lover, and liar. Conning single, rich women out of every penny they have is his past time. Pretending to be gay to woo the world’s wealthiest man and swindle him out of every cent he has is his mission.
Comments: No pizzas were harmed in the making of this story.
Read it translated in German by xKirima here: www.fanfiktion.de/s/53548ba200034d0e1b12c09a/1/Liar-Liar
Disclaimer: Monthly may or not actually mean monthly.
Stories Being Not Worked On:
Knight by Conscription (Code Geass)
Status: Writing Chapter 4.
Progress: Chapter 3: That Which We Call a Rose
All he wanted was a normal life; a normal house, a normal dog, a normal wife. What he got was knighthood to a prince he wanted very much to stab with a knife.
Liar Game (CCS - SS)
Tokyo: the technological capital of the world; the only city living in its own 31st century, mechanically-regulated bubble, and the home of the world’s nastiest criminals. Li is a thief and a felon on the run and ends up bumping into the sweet, innocent kingpin of the world’s largest crime circle. Can he con his way out of this one and lie to avoid both the authorities and opposite end of the law?
Comments: Liar Game was inspired by a mixture of Liar Game by Kaitani Shinobu, and the amazing Peacewish's Wild Flower. Which is reminiscent of Firefly (cue the /tears).
Liar Liar - Extra Chapters (Code Geass)
"Apologize for pie!"
Salvation through Faith (Code Geass)
Status: Writing Chapter 3
Progress: Chapter 2: Pride of the Faithful
And so their messiah—for he was a messiah to them—said proudly, “Let there be salvation through faith; through me your Eden of tomorrow. For I have made a Faustian bargain, follow me and I will show you a world with no sin.”
A Test of Courage (Code Geass) - Oneshot; Word Count: 2 900
Cry (Code Geass) - Oneshot; Word Count: 900
Rain (Harry Potter) - Chapters: 31 - Epilogue: 1; Word Count: 106k
Singles Awareness Day (Code Geass) - Oneshot; Word Count: 4 100
Dropped Stories (May be picked back up, re-written, or added to every blue moon when witches are out and grow purple mushrooms that cure cancer):
Pizza Hut: A Slice of Heaven (Code Geass)
Your Choice of Flower (Harry Potter) - Lily and James
Your Choice of Flower: The Dilemma of Choice (Harry Potter) - Lily and James
- Minute Maid
Beverage of Queens.
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