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Joined 01-30-06, id: 980813, Profile Updated: 04-10-15
Author has written 9 stories for Harry Potter, Card Captor Sakura, and Code Geass.

Minute Maid currently... is doing some hardcore writing. Yes, really. But I am also hunting. Dalamadur is so pretty I just need to wear him all over.

Here's the TL;DR version: I like pie, and I like Minute Maid.

Feel free to stalk me, I probably won't say anything about it even if I notice because I'll like the attention. If you tell me beforehand I may even help you in your illegal endeavours. I'm not even bothered by private messages of eternal love and devotion, but I will delete offensive ones with extreme prejudice. If my web-presence is the extent of your stalking, you can find me under the same username or similar variant.

I would like to explicitly state at this point, for legal reasons, that I do not condone stalking someone.

Message me whenever you like, I'll get back to you in a timely manner. Ask me about anything; my favourite colour, my favourite pie recipe, my thoughts on world domination. I have no secrets. And no, I don't remember you from the forest.

My policy has not changed (unless you count the lack of bolding): No Reviews = No Updates. Although if it's on a schedule it'll come out anyway. Reviews may just make it happen faster.


NEWS UPDATES = STUFF TO READ

May 19, 2014 - "Liar Liar" Chapter 17 has been released! I didn't think Tax Season would drown me so much, but it did, and I needed a week or so to recover. I also waffled over actually releasing the chapter because I wasn't too sure about how it came out. I thought to myself, "This might be toeing the line on acceptable and unacceptable subject matter." I probably rewrote the thing seven times with the same results before throwing in the towel. I extend a sincere apology if it bothers anyone. And if it didn't, then don't worry about it. On another note, I'll see about finishing up "Salvation Through Faith" and "Knight by Conscription" and finally wash my hands of the Code Geass fandom. It was fun while it lasted but the magic is no longer there.

September 5, 2014 - "Liar Liar" Chapter 18 has been released! That means you have all weekend to read it. And review. And send me pie and Minute Maid orange juice. I'll even give you my address. Seriously. Also, I have been seriously rifting. As in GRifting. Oh ladders, you can be so cruel to me every day. Pushing me farther than I want to go just to beat out everyone else. I achieved M6 and now I need to rank on the ladder. But, seriously, 30? 31? Some of these people are crazy and have no life. (We're alike in that way.)

April 8, 2015 - RRSP season is over and the mire of Tax season made me come back. I admit that I forgot about it for a while. Anyway, "Liar Liar" Chapter 19 will be released in TWO days. I am also reviving my LiveJournal for anyone interested. Short stories, excerpts, flash fiction, and all manner of writerings will be going on there. Take a look if you are so inclined!

April 10, 2015 - "Liar Liar" Chapter 19 has been released! I came through on my promise (for once)!

BTW - This space is constantly (that is a hyperbole, btw) updated, so check back often! Older news is available to you on my forum under the "NEWS" topic.

FictionPress.com - Original work.

Live Journal - RENEWED! REVIVED! I threw Phoenix Downs all over its face!


I figure I'll say this now:

I write characters based on the setting they're put into and the influences they might have come across to the point where the story starts. If it's canon-based their characters will be canon, but I hardly write canon so HUZZAH FOR CREATIVE LOOP-HOLES. But, seriously, no QQing about stuff like that or I'm going to tell you to go fly a kite. I recommend red ones. They tend to get higher altitude because of their ability to absorb heat better. The ones that are decorated with flames are even better. Sunlight is absolutely attracted to flame designs. You could say that the sun finds them super hot. HA! Hot! Get it? Sun? Hot? It's because the sun is... No, I'm not sorry for that one.


Stories Being Worked On:

Liar Liar (Code Geass)

Status: Writing Chapter 20

Update Schedule: Monthly*

Progress: Chapter 19: The Rival Flag

Lelouch Lamperouge; lady-killer, lover, and liar. Conning single, rich women out of every penny they have is his past time. Pretending to be gay to woo the world’s wealthiest man and swindle him out of every cent he has is his mission.

Comments: No pizzas were harmed in the making of this story.

Read it translated in German by xKirima here: www.fanfiktion.de/s/53548ba200034d0e1b12c09a/1/Liar-Liar

Disclaimer: Monthly may or not actually mean monthly.


Stories Being Not Worked On:

Knight by Conscription (Code Geass)

Status: Writing Chapter 4.

Progress: Chapter 3: That Which We Call a Rose

All he wanted was a normal life; a normal house, a normal dog, a normal wife. What he got was knighthood to a prince he wanted very much to stab with a knife.

Comments: :P

Liar Game (CCS - SS)

Status: Postponed

Tokyo: the technological capital of the world; the only city living in its own 31st century, mechanically-regulated bubble, and the home of the world’s nastiest criminals. Li is a thief and a felon on the run and ends up bumping into the sweet, innocent kingpin of the world’s largest crime circle. Can he con his way out of this one and lie to avoid both the authorities and opposite end of the law?

Comments: Liar Game was inspired by a mixture of Liar Game by Kaitani Shinobu, and the amazing Peacewish's Wild Flower. Which is reminiscent of Firefly (cue the /tears).

Liar Liar - Extra Chapters (Code Geass)

Status: Unpublished

"Apologize for pie!"

Comments: :P

Salvation through Faith (Code Geass)

Status: Writing Chapter 3

Progress: Chapter 2: Pride of the Faithful

And so their messiah—for he was a messiah to them—said proudly, “Let there be salvation through faith; through me your Eden of tomorrow. For I have made a Faustian bargain, follow me and I will show you a world with no sin.”

Comments: :P


Completed Stories:

A Test of Courage (Code Geass) - Oneshot; Word Count: 2 900

Cry (Code Geass) - Oneshot; Word Count: 900

Rain (Harry Potter) - Chapters: 31 - Epilogue: 1; Word Count: 106k

Singles Awareness Day (Code Geass) - Oneshot; Word Count: 4 100


Dropped Stories (May be picked back up, re-written, or added to every blue moon when witches are out and grow purple mushrooms that cure cancer):

Pizza Hut: A Slice of Heaven (Code Geass)

Your Choice of Flower (Harry Potter) - Lily and James

Your Choice of Flower: The Dilemma of Choice (Harry Potter) - Lily and James


- Minute Maid

Beverage of Queens.

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Dauntless by Allora Gale reviews
Lelouch had been quite happy with his life. Sure they were living in obscurity, but he and Nunnally were safe. All of that changes however, when his identity is revealed and Lelouch is forced back into the fold of the Imperial family.
Code Geass - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 97 - Words: 664,806 - Reviews: 6871 - Favs: 4,043 - Follows: 3,572 - Updated: 8/27/2014 - Published: 7/25/2010 - Lelouch L.
Lackluster by Unadulterated reviews
Ed is removed from his abusive stepfather's care after years of hurt – and placed in the home of his direct superior Roy Mustang. With Al missing and Ed attempting to cope with unbelievable scarring, can Roy hope to be able to help Ed? Warning: child abuse.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 66,070 - Reviews: 528 - Favs: 569 - Follows: 275 - Updated: 9/24/2012 - Published: 3/13/2012 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
The Saffron Soul by BeautifulFiction reviews
When a killer blurs the lines of alchemy in an effort to seal two souls together, Ed finds himself under suspicion from the police. Can he prove he is innocent, or are he and Roy doomed to suffer the consequences of the killer's ideals? Eventual RoyxEd.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 276,318 - Reviews: 1119 - Favs: 855 - Follows: 337 - Updated: 8/12/2011 - Published: 7/28/2010 - Roy M., Edward E. - Complete
Code Geass Funnies by Cal reflector reviews
One shots exploring the lighter side of Code Geass. Chapter Four: After doujins, Lelouch's rebellion is undone by Pizza.
Code Geass - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,865 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 4/15/2010 - Published: 6/9/2008 - Lelouch L.
Ignore The Comedians by YamiPaladinofChaos reviews
Lelouch x C.C. C.C. wants a discount, Lloyd becomes a temporary priest, and Lelouch finds himself married. Wait, what?
Code Geass - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,289 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 384 - Follows: 50 - Published: 8/20/2009 - Lelouch L., C.C. - Complete
If You'll Marry Me, Say Nothing by YamiPaladinofChaos reviews
Gino x Kallen. Gino gets abused, Kallen is a tsundere, and somewhere down the line they manage to fall in love.
Code Geass - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,857 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/15/2009 - Gino W., Kallen S. - Complete
Legacy by Liebling reviews
“Wasn’t it you who told me this world is all we have? Wasn’t it you who put your arms around my neck and said that you were all mine?” “That was a long time ago.” Remus&Lily !Updated July 3rd-2009!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 15,823 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 7/3/2009 - Published: 11/17/2004 - Remus L., Lily Evans P.
Remembering by Kelsiers reviews
Occasionally, C.C. likes to close her eyes and remember. C.C. reflects on Lelouch's life. Major end of season spoilers
Code Geass - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 931 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/8/2009 - C.C., Lelouch L. - Complete
The Cleverness of Euphemia by Cal reflector reviews
No one expected great things from her, not even him, until it was too late: A one-shot on how Lelouch and Euphie’s life may have turned out had Marianne’s death not separated them.
Code Geass - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 908 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 19 - Published: 1/3/2009 - Lelouch L., Euphemia L.B. - Complete
Better by Lily10 reviews
20 truths about Gino and Kallen. -updated with 20 more-
Code Geass - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,284 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 12/5/2008 - Published: 9/23/2008 - Kallen S., Gino W.
The Yaoi Problem by Ultiman92 reviews
Yaoi. It has the pontential for good stories, but degenerates into empty cliches and meaningless porn far too often. A clear-minded author with a sense of humor teams up with the world's worst KH yaoi writer to unearth bad trends and habits in the genre.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 13 - Words: 14,735 - Reviews: 268 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 9/18/2008 - Published: 8/24/2008 - Complete
8 Simple Rules to Getting the Ring by cosmopolitan reviews
LJ: “I think we need to get engaged.” It was only when she heard James chocking loudly, however, that she finally got up the courage to look up at him, “something wrong love?”
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,262 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/21/2008 - Published: 2/19/2008 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Excused Absences by YamiPaladinofChaos reviews
Maybe Zero's meeting with his secret lover?" The Black Knights discuss their leader's absence.
Code Geass - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,497 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 399 - Follows: 68 - Published: 7/28/2008 - Complete
A Story by Broken-and-fallen reviews
... In which Howl takes Sophie shopping. One-shot. Howl/Sophie
Howl's Moving Castle - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 480 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/26/2008
Brand New Balcony by Silberias reviews
After they see off Prince Turniphead, Howl is left with the task of remaking his castle, but he hits upon a certain stumbling block. What should he give Sophie?
Howl's Moving Castle - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,784 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/6/2008 - Complete
Sick by Sevlow reviews
Ed is late for his report. Again.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,465 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 1,203 - Follows: 142 - Published: 11/30/2007 - Roy M., Edward E. - Complete
Jagged Amber by StarJade reviews
He was a blind martial artist , cold and unfeeling....she was a girl searching for her true self....this is a tale describing how these two fell in love...at second sight. COMPLETE
Card Captor Sakura - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 80,431 - Reviews: 4869 - Favs: 2,200 - Follows: 392 - Updated: 12/27/2005 - Published: 5/17/2003 - Sakura K., Syaoran L. - Complete
Have you hugged your James Potter today? by Procrastinator-starting2moro reviews
A hug a day keeps James Potter at bay. JamesLily. One shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 871 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 349 - Follows: 40 - Published: 12/13/2005 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Who is better? by LunaticChaos reviews
Two characters come together to brag about which of them is better, who will win? And who will go home whining like a little baby?
Final Fantasy I-VI - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,034 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 7/27/2005 - Published: 2/26/2004
The CCS Fanfic Cliches Fanfic: A Parody by L-chan reviews
Why read dozens of bad fanfics when this one has all the same elements? Written for my own amusement.
Card Captor Sakura - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,411 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/11/2002
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Liar Liar reviews
Lelouch Lamperouge; lady-killer, lover, and liar. Conning single, rich women out of every penny they have is his past time. Pretending to be gay to woo the world's wealthiest man and swindle him out of every cent he has is his mission.
Code Geass - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 111,606 - Reviews: 845 - Favs: 561 - Follows: 665 - Updated: 4/10 - Published: 3/30/2009 - Lelouch L., Suzaku K.
Pizza Hut: A Slice of Heaven reviews
Pizza Hut: Serving thousands of pizzas to the world daily and rejecting hundreds of unworthy applicants by the hour.
Code Geass - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,674 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 7/21/2013 - Published: 6/3/2009 - Lelouch L.
Singles Awareness Day reviews
It was one thing to be single, it was an entirely other matter to have awareness of it.
Code Geass - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,300 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/14/2011 - Gino W., Kallen S. - Complete
Knight by Conscription reviews
All he wanted was a normal life—a normal house, a normal dog, a normal wife. What he got was knighthood to a prince he wanted very much to stab with a knife.
Code Geass - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,363 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 12/25/2010 - Published: 2/4/2010 - Lelouch L., Suzaku K.
Salvation through Faith reviews
And so their messiah—for he was a messiah to them—said proudly, “Let there be salvation through faith; through me your Eden of tomorrow. For I have made a Faustian bargain, follow me and I will show you a world with no sin.”
Code Geass - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,151 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 1/7/2010 - Published: 12/26/2009 - Lelouch L.
A Test of Courage reviews
Let it never be said that Lelouch Lamperouge was afraid of ghosts, vampires, and things that go bump in the night. That was why he was here, in this dark cave, proving just—Holy Heaven, what was that?
Code Geass - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,989 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/26/2009 - Lelouch L., Suzaku K. - Complete
Cry reviews
Once upon a time, she met a boy.
Code Geass - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 894 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/3/2009 - C.C., Lelouch L. - Complete
Liar Game reviews
Li is a thief and a felon on the run and ends up bumping into the sweet, innocent kingpin of the world’s largest crime circle. Can he con his way out of this one and lie to avoid both the authorities and opposite end of the law?
Card Captor Sakura - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 31,530 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 5/19/2009 - Published: 2/21/2009 - Syaoran L.
RAIN reviews
Lily Evans, Head Girl, top marks, top on everyone’s list, most wanted, most loved, and as popular as the Marauders to the nines—and then some. So what’s her extreme and unnatural fascination to the rain? Utterly alone?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 112,670 - Reviews: 294 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 10/6/2007 - Published: 3/28/2006 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete