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Joined 01-30-06, id: 980813, Profile Updated: 05-23-17
Author has written 10 stories for Harry Potter, Card Captor Sakura, and Code Geass.

Minute Maid currently... HOTS. ALL THE HOTS. VALEERA NEEDS TO DIE.

Here's the TL;DR version: I like pie, and I like Minute Maid.

Feel free to stalk me, I probably won't say anything about it even if I notice because I'll like the attention. If you tell me beforehand I may even help you in your illegal endeavours. I'm not even bothered by private messages of eternal love and devotion, but I will delete offensive ones with extreme prejudice. If my web-presence is the extent of your stalking, you can find me under the same username or similar variant.

I would like to explicitly state at this point, for legal reasons, that I do not condone stalking someone.

Message me whenever you like, I'll get back to you in a timely manner. Ask me about anything; my favourite colour, my favourite pie recipe, my thoughts on world domination. I have no secrets. And no, I don't remember you from the forest.

My policy has not changed (unless you count the lack of bolding): No Reviews = No Updates.


NEWS UPDATES = STUFF TO READ

September 8, 2016 - Three E is out! Go read it! Writing these are so much easier than writing the actual story. Want to know more about "Liar Liar"? Send me a request and I might just take you up on it.

October 10, 2016 - Fourth Extra out! Have at it! This one comes in as a request! Am I making progress on the main story? I've been busy, but yes! I wrote three to seven whole paragraphs yesterday. Be proud.

February 13, 2017 - A thing just happened. March 3rd!

February 17, 2017 - So, I got excited and couldn't wait. Got the editing done early and just went, "Screw it. This goes up on Friday in time for the long weekend." Liar Liar Chapter 20 is out! This one clocks in at just over 8,000 words. What even am I doing with my life. Also, I'm done writing the darn thing! So cheers to that! When will the next one be out? WHO KNOWS.

May 23, 2017 - Chapter 21 is up! You all thought I forgot, didn't you? You would be right. Here's a pick-me-up after the long weekend. At least it was a long weekend for me. Want to see the next chapter soon? Soonish? Next year? Next month? Immediately, you lazy sack of [CENSORED]!!!??? Well, you better review and let me know just how badly you want it. I just might give it to you.

BTW - This space is constantly (that is a lie) updated, so check back often!


Live Journal Plug: August 15, 2016 Update

minutemaid511. livejournal. com/ (FFnet is still dumb and doesn't like external links even though they give you the option to and that's LAME.)

I don't keep all my writerings here, just the favourites, so pop over to my LJ and read everything else. All fanfiction, all the time. Original stuff is kept elsewhere. Like my hard-drive. Shameless plug is shameless plug for you to go and read all of that if you've read my stuff here and felt that overwhelming sadness of "There's no more? Why is there no more!?" Well, there's more. (Unfortunately.)

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"Like and Like"

Code Geass CC, Lelouch

Synopsis: They met each other in a temporary storm, and they never thought it would be something that lasted longer than the bright flashes of light searing the sky.

Comment: Originally to be a Liar Liar backstory, but was too depressing so I rewrote it as a standalone.


I figure I'll say this now:

I write characters based on the setting they're put into and the influences they might have come across to the point where the story starts. If it's canon-based their characters will be canon, but I hardly write canon so HUZZAH FOR CREATIVE LOOP-HOLES. But, seriously, no QQing about stuff like that or I'm going to tell you to go fly a kite. I recommend red ones. They tend to get higher altitude because of their ability to absorb heat better. The ones that are decorated with flames are even better. Sunlight is absolutely attracted to flame designs. You could say that the sun finds them super hot. HA! Hot! Get it? Sun? Hot? It's because the sun is... No, I'm not sorry for that one.


Stories Being Worked On:

Liar Liar (Code Geass)

Status: Editing C22, Writing - Complete.

Update Schedule: HAHAHA I'll post things when I've finished writing it all.

Progress: Chapter 21: No, You Can't Take Him Home

Lelouch Lamperouge; lady-killer, lover, and liar. Conning single, rich women out of every penny they have is his pastime. Pretending to be gay to woo the world’s wealthiest man and swindle him out of every cent he has is his mission.

Comments: No pizzas were harmed in the making of this story.

Liar Liar - For the Love of Pie (Code Geass)

Status: Fifth Extra Undetermined

Progress: Extra Four: Disruption of Service

"Apologize for pie!"

Comments: :P


Stories Being Not Worked On:

Knight by Conscription (Code Geass)

Status: Writing Chapter 4.

Progress: Chapter 3: That Which We Call a Rose

All he wanted was a normal life; a normal house, a normal dog, a normal wife. What he got was knighthood to a prince he wanted very much to stab with a knife.

Comments: :P

Liar Game (CCS - SS)

Status: Postponed

Tokyo: the technological capital of the world; the only city living in its own 31st century, mechanically-regulated bubble, and the home of the world’s nastiest criminals. Li is a thief and a felon on the run and ends up bumping into the sweet, innocent kingpin of the world’s largest crime circle. Can he con his way out of this one and lie to avoid both the authorities and opposite end of the law?

Comments: Liar Game was inspired by a mixture of Liar Game by Kaitani Shinobu, and the amazing Peacewish's Wild Flower. Which is reminiscent of Firefly (cue the /tears).

Salvation through Faith (Code Geass)

Status: Writing Chapter 3

Progress: Chapter 2: Pride of the Faithful

And so their messiah—for he was a messiah to them—said proudly, “Let there be salvation through faith; through me your Eden of tomorrow. For I have made a Faustian bargain, follow me and I will show you a world with no sin.”

Comments: :P


Completed Stories:

A Test of Courage (Code Geass) - Oneshot; Word Count: 2 900

Cry (Code Geass) - Oneshot; Word Count: 900

Rain (Harry Potter) - Chapters: 31 - Epilogue: 1; Word Count: 106k

Singles Awareness Day (Code Geass) - Oneshot; Word Count: 4 100


Dropped Stories (May be picked back up, re-written, or added to every blue moon when witches are out and grow purple mushrooms that cure cancer):

Pizza Hut: A Slice of Heaven (Code Geass)

Your Choice of Flower (Harry Potter) - Lily and James

Your Choice of Flower: The Dilemma of Choice (Harry Potter) - Lily and James


- Minute Maid

Beverage of Queens.

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Dauntless by Allora Gale reviews
Lelouch had been quite happy with his life. Sure they were living in obscurity, but he and Nunnally were safe. All of that changes however, when his identity is revealed and Lelouch is forced back into the fold of the Imperial family.
Code Geass - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 98 - Words: 674,275 - Reviews: 7894 - Favs: 5,114 - Follows: 4,613 - Updated: 8/21/2016 - Published: 7/25/2010 - Lelouch L.
Circus of Night by TheAngelIsrafel reviews
Allen is sent off on an asignment, however the place he's sent to isn't normal. It's the Circus of Night, a place that caters to everyones desires, whether they know what they are or not... This is not Pure Yullen, stop bitching about the lack of it, this is a STORY, with a PLOT, that contains other pairings WITH Allen in them.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 78,626 - Reviews: 799 - Favs: 516 - Follows: 639 - Updated: 5/30/2013 - Published: 6/29/2008 - Allen Walker, Kanda Yuu
Lackluster by Unadulterated reviews
Ed is removed from his abusive stepfather's care after years of hurt – and placed in the home of his direct superior Roy Mustang. With Al missing and Ed attempting to cope with unbelievable scarring, can Roy hope to be able to help Ed? Warning: child abuse.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 66,070 - Reviews: 559 - Favs: 809 - Follows: 333 - Updated: 9/24/2012 - Published: 3/13/2012 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Shikigami by Erendyce reviews
Though being an Exorcist, Allen can't bring himself to summon a shikigami to serve him, because of his deep hatred towards any kind of demons and spirits. Until he accidentally summons a powerful demon by the name of Kanda. Yullen.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 29 - Words: 163,459 - Reviews: 1463 - Favs: 1,415 - Follows: 670 - Updated: 8/31/2012 - Published: 5/21/2009 - Allen Walker, Kanda Yuu - Complete
Code Geass Funnies by Cal reflector reviews
One shots exploring the lighter side of Code Geass. Chapter Four: After doujins, Lelouch's rebellion is undone by Pizza.
Code Geass - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,865 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 177 - Updated: 4/15/2010 - Published: 6/9/2008 - Lelouch L.
Ignore The Comedians by YamiPaladinofChaos reviews
Lelouch x C.C. C.C. wants a discount, Lloyd becomes a temporary priest, and Lelouch finds himself married. Wait, what?
Code Geass - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,289 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 487 - Follows: 82 - Published: 8/20/2009 - Lelouch L., C.C. - Complete
If You'll Marry Me, Say Nothing by YamiPaladinofChaos reviews
Gino x Kallen. Gino gets abused, Kallen is a tsundere, and somewhere down the line they manage to fall in love.
Code Geass - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,857 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 16 - Published: 7/15/2009 - Gino W., Kallen S. - Complete
Legacy by Liebling reviews
“Wasn’t it you who told me this world is all we have? Wasn’t it you who put your arms around my neck and said that you were all mine?” “That was a long time ago.” Remus&Lily !Updated July 3rd-2009!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 15,823 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 7/3/2009 - Published: 11/17/2004 - Remus L., Lily Evans P.
Remembering by Kelsiers reviews
Occasionally, C.C. likes to close her eyes and remember. C.C. reflects on Lelouch's life. Major end of season spoilers
Code Geass - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 931 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/8/2009 - C.C., Lelouch L. - Complete
Falling in Love In Ten Days Flat by Novelist Pup reviews
AU: Wherein Tyki Mikk falls--at first sight--for the young, handsome, and kind of unobtainable Allen Walker, and he strives to prove that, yes, the feeling can be mutual. But, he only has ten days to get it right. :Tyki/Allen
D.Gray-Man - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 39,170 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 840 - Follows: 109 - Published: 2/9/2009 - Tyki Mikk, Allen Walker - Complete
The Cleverness of Euphemia by Cal reflector reviews
No one expected great things from her, not even him, until it was too late: A one-shot on how Lelouch and Euphie’s life may have turned out had Marianne’s death not separated them.
Code Geass - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 908 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 41 - Published: 1/3/2009 - Lelouch L., Euphemia L.B. - Complete
Better by Lily10 reviews
20 truths about Gino and Kallen. -updated with 20 more-
Code Geass - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,284 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 12/5/2008 - Published: 9/23/2008 - Kallen S., Gino W.
The Yaoi Problem by Ultiman92 reviews
Yaoi. It has the pontential for good stories, but degenerates into empty cliches and meaningless porn far too often. A clear-minded author with a sense of humor teams up with the world's worst KH yaoi writer to unearth bad trends and habits in the genre.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 13 - Words: 14,735 - Reviews: 276 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 9/18/2008 - Published: 8/24/2008 - Complete
8 Simple Rules to Getting the Ring by cosmopolitan reviews
LJ: “I think we need to get engaged.” It was only when she heard James chocking loudly, however, that she finally got up the courage to look up at him, “something wrong love?”
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,262 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/21/2008 - Published: 2/19/2008 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Excused Absences by YamiPaladinofChaos reviews
Maybe Zero's meeting with his secret lover?" The Black Knights discuss their leader's absence.
Code Geass - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,497 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 523 - Follows: 102 - Published: 7/28/2008 - Complete
A Story by Broken-and-fallen reviews
... In which Howl takes Sophie shopping. One-shot. Howl/Sophie
Howl's Moving Castle - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 480 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/26/2008
Brand New Balcony by Silberias reviews
After they see off Prince Turniphead, Howl is left with the task of remaking his castle, but he hits upon a certain stumbling block. What should he give Sophie?
Howl's Moving Castle - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,784 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/6/2008 - Complete
Sick by Sevlow reviews
Ed is late for his report. Again.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,465 - Reviews: 272 - Favs: 1,652 - Follows: 246 - Published: 11/30/2007 - Roy M., Edward E. - Complete
Jagged Amber by StarJade reviews
He was a blind martial artist , cold and unfeeling....she was a girl searching for her true self....this is a tale describing how these two fell in love...at second sight. COMPLETE
Card Captor Sakura - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 80,431 - Reviews: 4884 - Favs: 2,297 - Follows: 426 - Updated: 12/27/2005 - Published: 5/17/2003 - Sakura K., Syaoran L. - Complete
Have you hugged your James Potter today? by Procrastinator-starting2moro reviews
A hug a day keeps James Potter at bay. JamesLily. One shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 871 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 385 - Follows: 50 - Published: 12/13/2005 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Who is better? by LunaticChaos reviews
Two characters come together to brag about which of them is better, who will win? And who will go home whining like a little baby?
Final Fantasy I-VI - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,034 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 7/27/2005 - Published: 2/26/2004
The CCS Fanfic Cliches Fanfic: A Parody by L-chan reviews
Why read dozens of bad fanfics when this one has all the same elements? Written for my own amusement.
Card Captor Sakura - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,411 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/11/2002
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Liar Liar reviews
Lelouch Lamperouge; lady-killer, lover, and liar. Conning single, rich women out of every penny they have is his pastime. Pretending to be gay to woo the world's wealthiest man and swindle him out of every cent he has is his mission.
Code Geass - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 126,761 - Reviews: 936 - Favs: 651 - Follows: 748 - Updated: 5/23 - Published: 3/30/2009 - Lelouch L., Suzaku K.
Liar Liar: For the Love of Pie reviews
For justice, for honour (but mostly money), and for love… of pie. Liar Liar: For the Love of Pie—the companion piece. Spanning all genres including, but not limited to: Love, horror, tragedy, and, of course, abject humiliation.
Code Geass - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,263 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 10/10/2016 - Published: 8/16/2016 - Lelouch L., C.C.
Pizza Hut: A Slice of Heaven reviews
Pizza Hut: Serving thousands of pizzas to the world daily and rejecting hundreds of unworthy applicants by the hour.
Code Geass - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,674 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 7/21/2013 - Published: 6/3/2009 - Lelouch L.
Singles Awareness Day reviews
It was one thing to be single, it was an entirely other matter to have awareness of it.
Code Geass - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,300 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/14/2011 - Gino W., Kallen S. - Complete
Knight by Conscription reviews
All he wanted was a normal life—a normal house, a normal dog, a normal wife. What he got was knighthood to a prince he wanted very much to stab with a knife.
Code Geass - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,363 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 12/25/2010 - Published: 2/4/2010 - Lelouch L., Suzaku K.
Salvation through Faith reviews
And so their messiah—for he was a messiah to them—said proudly, “Let there be salvation through faith; through me your Eden of tomorrow. For I have made a Faustian bargain, follow me and I will show you a world with no sin.”
Code Geass - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,151 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 1/7/2010 - Published: 12/26/2009 - Lelouch L.
A Test of Courage reviews
Let it never be said that Lelouch Lamperouge was afraid of ghosts, vampires, and things that go bump in the night. That was why he was here, in this dark cave, proving just—Holy Heaven, what was that?
Code Geass - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,989 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/26/2009 - Lelouch L., Suzaku K. - Complete
Cry reviews
Once upon a time, she met a boy.
Code Geass - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 894 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/3/2009 - C.C., Lelouch L. - Complete
Liar Game reviews
Li is a thief and a felon on the run and ends up bumping into the sweet, innocent kingpin of the world’s largest crime circle. Can he con his way out of this one and lie to avoid both the authorities and opposite end of the law?
Card Captor Sakura - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 31,530 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 5/19/2009 - Published: 2/21/2009 - Syaoran L.
RAIN reviews
Lily Evans, Head Girl, top marks, top on everyone’s list, most wanted, most loved, and as popular as the Marauders to the nines—and then some. So what’s her extreme and unnatural fascination to the rain? Utterly alone?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 112,670 - Reviews: 295 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 10/6/2007 - Published: 3/28/2006 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete